Time for a Risk Thread!!
RULES:
>Read the fucking rules in the map.
>Only realistic nation names (if you wanna play as Niggerland, go to /b/)
>Tell me several locations to place your territories or I wont add them and they will be wasted (I will only add the ones that you tell me)
>keep track of your bonus
Let's claim our nations!
>>81506249
Rose
London
Pussy Riot
>>81506249
copenhagen
danes
green
Lonesome Wyatt
Gilbratar
Green
>>81506455
>Only realistic nation names
pls
>>81506249
Finnish Empire
Light Blue
Finland
>>81506249
Russia
Russian Empire
Red
>>81506249
Kingdom of Spain
Yellow
Madrid
>>81506508
Would you like alliance master of benis
Ankara
Roach Empire
Yellow
>>81506249
>Grey
>Constantinople
>Neo-Byzantium
>>81506455
>>81506249
By rose I mean pink (thought it was the other map)
>>81506498
Okay I will go with Chelsea Headhunters
>>81506701
Yes just like last time
>>81506721
Yellow is taken
>>81506701
You want an alliance? 8-D
>>81506936
ok then purple
>>81506936
OP, thank you for taking the time out to do this. You seem lovely.
I hope you don't bring back dead nations to fuck people over.
>>81506249
Brown, Crimea, name is "Tatar Khanate"
>>81506249
>Wien
>Teutons
>Grey
>>81506960
>that flag
>that 8-D
WHAT DO YOU THINK, SWINEHUND!?
>>81506558
Ally?
>Milan
>Mountain Jews
>any colour
>>81506960
>>81507427
So many desperate cunts
>>81507359
>Grey is taken
Okay,just give me any non faggoty color
>>81507427
Yes good sir. Please kill Byzantium, he is dickbutt
>>81507399
Also , my Tripcode is the same across all boards
>>81507584
Oh , I back-stabbed him last game
>>81507584
Roach empire declares total nuclear war on Pussy Riot
>>81507613
will do, Russian overlord
>>81506249
Germany
Berlin
Any color
Blue
Egypt
>>81507270
got a tripcode btw
>>81506766
>>81507259
I know you're gonna think I'm a faggot but it really makes me feel uncomfortable to see "Pussy Riot" or "Chelsea Headhunters" there. Maybe something like Rose Kingdom or another kind of homo-realistic name? :)
>>81507943
Mein dear Kaiser, our roots run deep. i shall shall come south if you do not come north...
Ciaro if I can be specific.
>>81507953
did you even look at the map
>>81507609
Orange
>>81507943
Dark Red
>>81507953
Light Green (blue is taken)
this was what i saw when i looked at the picture
>>81508109
So long as you keep your word, I shall not bother you
>>81508138
I feel stupid. Its not even on the map.
Constantinople? Dont hate me for not looking first OP
>>81508217
OP please.
>>81508109
>>81507943
*shall not
how stupid am i
Any colour
Peace Council
Constantinople
>>81508217
Orange is okay.
>>81508323
The southern Germans extend the Hand of Friendship to their Brothers
>>81508160
Yeah, sorry. The maps been updated since I last played it.
>>81508323
deal, nap?
>>81508439
you tried
>>81506249
any color
roma
>>81508569
Constantinople has been claimed by Byzantines buddy.
>>81508364
>Only realistic nation names
Same as >>81507511
>>81508439
Sorry no more colors left, unless Pussy Riot doesn't answer this >>81508029
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dqREbFER7Q&list=PLX0oENAz5AeLdM4obI_4dYYLioqTRugQp&index=27
>>81508742
Holy Celtiberian Empire then, I start as dark green as I did before. Thanks OP.
>>81508494
Sure
>>81508453
Of course, germans need to stick together.
>>81508694
Fuck.
Crimea?
>>81508742
Fine, make me Swiss Army.
>>81508881
If you do, I want a NAP and your promise not to expand into Russia at all. Otherwise we will be quick enemies.
>>81508834
>This video has been blocked in your country
>>81509067
It's called Europa Nazione by Legionarii so no wonder kek
will mupdate ever happen?
>>81508742
So am i in now
>>81508742
Did i make it into the game OP?
>>81509067
really?
>be me
>live im burgerland
>never experience unless jewtube takes it down themselves
>>81509024
My eyes are off russia, no worries.
>>81509261
Yeah,that happens quite often here. I have to use a Proxy if I want to listen to War Music from my own country. It's sad at this point.
>>81509067
Here you go Hans, this should be to your taste as a replacement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY&index=23&list=PLX0oENAz5AeLdM4obI_4dYYLioqTRugQp
Give me a couple more minutes to finish this
>>81508848
>>81509193
Just cuz im generous, I'll try to add a couple more colors, cuz all the other ones are already taken.
>>81508922
K tnx
>>81509243
Yes
>>81509431
It actually is sad
>thread is turning into nazi thread
op hurry pls
>>81509431
Thats true? Truly these are dark times for the germans.
>>81509539
I can already tell you're going to be a decent OP, thanks for not being a fag
>>81509431
damn bro, i knew the whoe nazi/holohoax stuff was banned but thats cucked beyond my liberty endowed burger mind's comprehension how you people havent burned iall to the ground.
>>81508742
Sorry OP I was temp banned
I will use Rose Kingdom.
>>81509539
Based OP|
anyone want some maps? i have 24
>>81509579
>WW2 Music is Nazi
What's up Antifa
>>81509644
Just wait,theyre gonna make it illegal to even listen to them
>>81506742
Hello regional neighbor.
Are you planning to take Bulgaria?
>>81509638
This. Thanks to all OPs for taking the time.
>>81509708
I reported you for the spam, hahah. It's alright though, a warning won't hurt as long as you don't break a global rule. I was banned for 15 days because of that.
>>81509789
make an album and send pls
>>81509067
>video is not blocked here
>>81509941
I love you Wyatt, even though you're a dumb nigger.
Latvia won't come between us again
>>81510155
I love you Rose dont forget that
>>81509909
I'm Crimea already.
See >>81507270
You could listen to this one, it was used by the germans in ww2 and was made in argentina, so it shouldnt be banned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz4LhWi4oDs
>Holy Russian Empire
>you can choose the color
>moskva
>>81509193
>>81509547
>>81508439
Constantinople and Ankara are taken, choose somewhere other than Turkey and we can start
>>81510248
xoxo
>>81510418
Trabzon
>>81510253
Mother fucker.
Iceland then, I guess. Nobody is in Iceland right?
>>81510476
You mentioned you were female?
>>81510256
Yeah,that one isn't banned.
Erika isn't banned too. Seems Merkel hasn't discovered it yet
https://youtu.be/LZDJUTYDiq8
>>81510520
>choose somewhere other than Turkey
>>81510661
Iv heard that one, are die wacth am reihn and the ww1 banned?
>>81510778
>roach empire
>has to choose another start then Turkey
Hahaha maybe try Albania
>>81510520
Trabzon is not in the map lol
I suggest somewhere like Rome or the Balkans
>>81510896
Nope
>>81510596
No females on /pol/ ;-)
>>81510922
Il go with torino, my ancestor are from piedimont after all
Name change to sardinia if possible
>>81510345
>Moskva is taken
Holy shit I'm too generous, there will be like 20 players
>>81510915
The real Russian empire (my ally) will crush you
>>81511209
>>81509708
In case you missed it
I am hosting a second Risk thread, because there can never be too many Risk threads.
>>81511223
>>81511223
>>81511223
>>81511143
say what you want xoxo
and there they were all in the streets,
a generation of nignogs and libtards lost in PC,
With no time left to start again.
Trump be nibble, Trump be quick.
The nignogs the bikers will stick,
cause strongk men are Trumps only friiiieeeeennds.
Oh, and as I watched Trump on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No libtard born in Hell
Will make my Trumper Fail.
And as the nog blood flew through the night
To light Trump's sacrificial rite
I saw Ivanka laughing with delight
The day the PEEEEEECEEEEE died
and we were singing bye bye libard you die....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ
>>81511209
I hosted with 16 on the bigger version of this map. It was too much went really slow like 15/20 minutes. Also made lots of mistakes 10 is better. Put Me in far Russian east
>>81510155
>>81510248
Triple alliance? We shall destroy the commies, together.
>>81511545
I already got Russia you wiener
Fug when are we starting i have fapped long enough.
This is our best one in my opinion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlL7-KSFPx8
Your starting cities count as bonus!
I placed Egypt in Kyiv cuz Crimea was already taken. I'd also appreciate a name change.
LET'S ROLL!
>>81512001
Straight to Amsterdam capture it!
>>81512001
Rolling to fill France and capture as many cities as possible.
Also, anybody up for a Catholic Alliance?
>>81512001
go north taking swedish city and head east to stockholm
>>81512001
Advance towards hanover and hamsburg, spill goes towards Amsterdam.
>>81512001
Expand to Budapest. Spills to Ljubljana
>>81512001
Take milano
Spils towards florence
>>81512188
bonus
>>81512001
>>81512001
Roll for taking the rest of Crimea, and create a corridor to take over Rostov-na-Donu
>>81512001
Expand orderly towards potato and the two cities north of Moskva
>I wasn't added but Sardinia was
>>81512148
I'm in
>>81512001
Go towards Saint Petersburg
>>81512188
checkem
>>81512204
Nevermind, send my spill to Praha.
>>81512001
Take the +3 wheat
>>81511601
If Jimmy is in
>>81512148
Defenetly
Expand to Barcelona. +3
>>81512001
>>81512266
Oh goodness deary me, please use that spillover to head towards Saint Petersburg and the Oil to my north.
>>81512397
>>81512188
>>81512001
spill aland
>>81512001
Take Western Turkey, spill south
>>81512001
Assuming I'm added, kill Torino.
>>81512397
>>81512284
Triple alliance since were so close?
>>81512578
Sounds good
>>81512284
>>81512578
Sounds nice :)
>>81512578
Yes i am down
>>81512269
>>81512539
Holy shit, sorry I totally forgot. Sorry but I can't add you now, too many people
>>81512805
>>81512747
Noice
>>81512894
God dammit.
>>81512284
>>81512420
So, alliance?
>>81513101
Il make sure your land is taken care of my friend
Please write your allies and NAPs in your posts so I can add them to the map.
>>81512001
fill spain
>>81513632
Attack lime yellow
>>81513632
Take Bren and Zurich, spils towards venice
>>81513632
filling france, towards Marseille
>>81513682
I'll add you, roll for the new round
>>81506249
It's that Guatelmalen fuck that spams France again
>>81513632
Fill Spain
>>81513632
head to brussels
>>81513632
advance into south turkey, spill into cyprus
>>81513632
Take the Wheat then Odessa.
>>81513632
Capture Hamburg, start moving south towards Frankfurt, Nurnberg, and Praha.
>>81513632
Expand to Ljubljana,spills to Praha
Triple Alliance with Germany and Denmark
>>81513632
sail and land in finland, attack and take helsinki
>>81513955
NAP
>>81513883
4D Pali
Spill to fill Ukraine
>>81513632
Defend, kill Spain.
+3
>>81514022
Can I have Venezia?
>>81513929
Never mind, use the t's to completely stay in germany.
>>81513632
Allies: Finnish Empire/Roach Empire
NAP: Tartar Khanate
Expand towards Oil+2 to my north spillover to Oil+1 to my east.
>>81513776
4D pali
>>81514079
>>81513839
nothing happens
>>81514132
If i can have your word not to spread into albania
>>81514343
So I have to leave Albania alone? I'm okay with that.
>>81514079
>>81513763
You're dead, nigger.
NO REROLLS
>NO REROLLS
NO REROLLS
>>81513632
Annex Finland
>>81514446
Ok if i capture venezia this turn i will cede it next
>>81514626
pali
>>81513929
Is 929 a pali?
>>81514797
Yes
>>81514797
You missed a turn in the other thread, but I will let you make up for it if you do it quickly.
>>81514673
Alright.
>>81514034
Would you like an NAP or alliance? I do not intend to move into Ukraine, but I may want the Baltics later in the game
>>81514797
>>81513632
Use my spill to keep expanding to german citys, dont go into other countrys yet.
I GO ALL-IN
>>81514957
They are yours. Im after the Balkans
>>81515285
Alaince against the eternal turk? You can get everithing east of greece and albania
!!!
Requesting alliance with Celtiberian Empire.
>>81516205
ATTACK GIBALTAR
>>81516205
Fill in uk
>>81516205
Alliance accepted, also Spain is a rerolling faggot, I should have killed him.
>>81513763
>>81513839
This was my roll.
>>81514079
I'm gonna use this roll to defend and sail to Malta.
>>81516205
Take over east Ukraine.
>>81516205
You forgot to count my last move my good man
Also for this turn I'd like to continue grabbing the Oil Fields in Russia, as well as remove the Holy Russian Empire if I have spillover.
>>81516205
Take southern italy, annex anything in my way
>>81516205
Push the Danish kingdom out of my land
>>81516205
Keep moving towards the german citys.
Also did you not count my pali?
>>81516205
defend from finland then take his lands in finland
>>81516205
Filling France, towards Marseille and Toulouse
>>81516205
Annex Venezia,go north towards Wroclaw and Krakow
>>81516436
Pali
>>81516436
Requesting NAP with my Mediterranean brethren.
>>81516457
I hereby demand that the fins leave finland and stay in st petersburg and westward. On these condition i off a NAP.
>>81516556
Are you triying to restore a certain empire my friend?
>>81516262
>>81516393
>both get 3d palis
>both have +3 bonus
Nothing happens.
>>81516773
What about him rerolling? Should he get a penalty for that? If he didn't reroll now he'd be dead.
>>81516860
no i am alive
>>81516773
What about my pali last turn?
>>81516556
4 Digit Pali
>>81516764
Maybe? ;)
>>81516694
How about no
>>81517074
Shit that's not what I meant to post,fuck
>>81517137
You mean the picture my fellow austro hungarian friend?
>>81517127
It will be an honor to do war with you then my eastern mongolian brother
>>81517074
>>81517137
>>81516459
I did, but it almost looks like it was nothing in countries like Germany, France or Russia because they are divided in many regions...
>>81516205
Are there any open/non-responsive nations i can take over?
>>81517238
What else?
>>81516907
You motherfucker you rerolled and if you weren't such a fucking rat I would have wiped you out long ago. Fucking REEEEEEE
>>81517330
Ok then, I was just wondering, I can see that because germany is like a massive fuckin jigsaw puzzle in this map thats been compressed.
>>81516860
I just didn't count that, and your roll was not enough to kill him.
>>81517434
Daily reminder that you always kill Jimmy's Land in any game of Risk you play
>>81517506
Oh. Well my bad, sorry based OP.
>>81517557
I was banned from 4chan for 15 days and I only got unbanned a day ago.
>>81517415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDmS8AoeimM
How to do you confuse that?
>>81517683
>not using a proxy
>>81516205
Can I Join?
>>81517398
Neo Byzantium, Tatar Khanate and Holy Russian Empire
>>81517709
I don't get that
>>81517398
Don't take Holy Russian, I'm trying to steamroll it
>>81517900
I meant the picture the anthem is just for my own listening pleasure
>>81516656
>>81517709
I suggest you too become allies so we can have a beautiful Triple Entente :3
>>81517998
Oh. Well,i never sort my files.
>>81518030
Im ok with that
>>81518030
OP creating a giant cuckcircle in Western Europe
>>81518030
Ill take the rooskies (Red) again today.
Fill North, please. Preferably in the general direction of the commie star. Renaming nation to New Communist Russia, or NCR for short
>>81518030
Yes. Triple alliance it is.
>>81518207
So be it, after all you cant have a triple allaince without an argie
1864
>>81518195
>HOLY russian empire.
fuck. take that one over then, same name though.
move south, please.
>>81517955
sorry senpai
>>81518339
Here is pick related
>>81518064
>>81517475
brothers we must secure our northern and southern flanks else we will be sandwiched between the eastern and western alliances
>>81518295
If some of you fags want to play multiple games at the same time
>>81518339
>>81516205
Take control of Tatar K.
Attack Egypt
>>81518385
>>81518030
You know what? nevermind putting me in, i was planning on hosting a North American map in about an hour and a half, so just forget putting me in, its too crowded for my liking.
>>81518664
Off by two...
>>81518544
As sson as I slog through germany and get my citys I can help. The Tuetons however are doing a good job securing our eastern flank however.
>>81518507
Glory.
>>81518544
I will try my best.
>>81519001
Fill UK
>>81519001
Attack gibaltar
>>81519001
>>81519001
Take the +1 city and then kill brown
>>81519001
Attack Egypt
>>81519001
Capture koln, and nunberg, then keep expanding to my citys. Any spill goes to filling empty german land.
>>81519001
Filling France, capturing Strasbourg and Lyon
>>81519001
defend then attack finland in finland
>>81519001
Defend, take Madrid
+3
Someone intervene I'm tired of this.
>>81519300
KEEEEEEEK
>>81519001
Expand to Warsaw,fill the Gap between Praha and Ljubljana
>>81519001
Keep moving south, annex rome and the fish near it, annex munchen
>>81519001
Get the Danish out of my land
>>81519001
Fill out empty land between POTATO and OIL+2 and spillover towards the far North Star of +3 vs unoccupied.
Please and thank you.
>>81519373
maymay magic
>>81519125
>>81519302
Both roll 5 gets
>both got +3 bonus
>>81519404
Pali. Spill to attack the Danish in Stockholm
>>81519547
Help me this one round, please I beg.
>>81519033
Mind joining our allaince GB?
Also bonus update 8
anyone else playing in all three threads?
>>81519376
NAP?
>>81519795
I'm just going to be a loner nation not bothering anyone.
>>81520205
Im your friend
>>81520183
I accept
>>81520205
So, NAP? :)
>>81520205
Splendid isolation huh?
>>81520358
Spain, we have to find peace soon or the niggers below us and east of us will destroy us. Or my northern allies above you.
>>81519783
I'll help you all you want if you give me rightful French-Catalonian clay :)
>>81520358
>>81520407
>>81520425
Rose Kingdom is friend to all and no one.
>>81520579
Jimmy carter will always be your friend babe
>>81520653
I will cede it once you help me kill Spain.
>>81520690
You aren't Jimmy, currently. REEEEEEE THE BATTLE HAS STARTED
>>81520810
I am always jimmy
>>81520881
N-No, don't make me friendly with you.
>>81521226
How could you hate me?
>>81521317
F-Fuck you Jimmy Carter.
>>81521449
Defend, spills take north sea oil +3
>>81521449
Attack Egypt
>>81521449
Take my wheat back.
>>81521449
Invade albania
Spils towards annexing Sardinia and napoli
>>81521449
attack finland through aland
>>81521449
Entering Spain through the Basque Country to attack the Kingdom of Spain
>>81521449
Capture my final city, then begin marching on kalingrad.
>>81521449
Continue filling UK and Ireland
>>81521449
Take the Star of +3 vs Unoccupied and then fill out the gap towards the Eastern Border
>>81521449
Expand to Lviv and Cluj Napoca. Also Belgrade if possible
>>81521449
Attack the Danish and Defend my Island
>>81521899
purty digits boy
>>81521449
Atttack Gibaltart
>>81522038
Would you like to join our allaince?
>>81521692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnUrC8jLWqo
>>81521649
I'd prefer if you leave munich as it rightfully belongs to the germans. So we may do this peacefully.
>>81522155
You couldnt kill me yourself you had someone else do it you will never be allowed to sit at table again with jimmy carter
>>81522112
>>81521542
>Gibraltar being so fucking useless...
>>81522192
What can you give me in return?
>>81522294
Offering alliance to the Kings of Spain in case Gibraltar dies.
>>81522133
Well i'am already allied with the Russian Empire and the Roach Empire so i have to say no
>>81522435
I can give you a NAP, that city is in german territory. There is no need to escalate this.
>>81522517
Ill always be your friend pal
>>81522611
I can agree i you leave strugaratt,mit is only worth 1, so you make a gain
>>81522574
Roach is kill
>>81521757
how are you my northern brother. interested in taking rightful soil in st. petersburg?
>>81522956
Kill Gibaltar
>>81522956
Attack Egypt
>>81522880
I'm allied to the Finns comrade, and I do not intend on breaking my oaths before the eyes of God
>>81523030
fixing bonus
>>81522956
DEFEND
>>81522725
I am trying to unify the german citys. By giving it up you get closer to the heart of Germany. I offered you a NAP already in return.
>>81522956
Take Kalingrad, spill goes towards filling germany.
>>81522956
Head towards athens and annex it, spills towards taking over sardinia
>>81523030
>>81523131
fuck
>>81523030
>>81523131
Are you fucking kidding me? it's the third time you guys roll the same get
>>81523108
My war is over.
>>81522956
Fill big gap between Lviv and Cluj Napoca
Expand East,border light green
>>81523144
Can you convince the austrians of handing over venice?
>>81522956
defend Aland and attack the Finns and try to take helsinki
>>81523106
come brother, these mongrol heathens have occupied eurosoil for far too long
>>81522956
Kill brown
>>81522956
Slowly push south to take NCR's territory, filling out a decent chunk of land as I go.
>>81522825
Ok we could have an alliance i guess
>>81522956
Keep attacking the Danish and retake my island
>>81523211
>>81523213
Lets not Forget my Bonus
>>81523276
Your the one who started this war.
>>81523211
>>81523213
>>81523229
Actually, the Iberian Civil War is indeed over, thanks to that bonus. Celtiberian Empire is dead.
Still requesting rightful French clay to Kingdom of Spain >>81520653
>>81523308
Would you be interested in a triple alliance with Finnish Empire and myself? We'll balance out defending our respective fronts quite well.
>>81523260
Then you will need to ask them also.
>>81523257
The Sardinians want you to leave Venice so I can get a city that rightfully mine. This is your decision to do so or not.
>>81523583
I will be willing to discuss
if you give rightful basque territory in toulouse to the Spainish
>>81523415
I should have known not to attack the great Carter. But we were destined to go to war.
>>81523257
>>81523144
friends we need to strategize.
its close to a stalemate in the north and sardinia/napolean are coming from the SW
Teuton we need your help
Kaiser i need your help
lets finish the finns and turn eyes south
>>81523774
you are forgiven my son come sit at my table
>>81523786
I plan on marching on the finns soon, I will attempt to flank helsinki and saints Petersburg.
>>81523504
because you are meaningless and in my way
>>81523678
Why are you even negotiating with them? German Clay is german Clay,and Germany is not Germany without Munich.
Formally cancelling NAP with Sardinia.
>>81523963
do so by sea so its quicker brother.
You can get munich
Il be afk for the next 3 turns Op you control the country until im back plox
>>81523894
Yes, master.
>>81523999
Very well then, I wanted your input on this. Lets see how it goes.
>>81523712
>Letting anyone touch my France
I can't do that. What about ceeding the Basque Country in exchange for not using my unused roll to destroy you? :)
>>81523999
>999
Hey, those are some really nice numbers...
>666
You can't fool us, Devil!!!
>>81524157
drink please
>>81523999
>>81524193
agreed with teuton, we will need all we can muster to to push NE and SW
>>81523144
>>81522956
If it isnt to late, I want to use my spill to capture munich also.
>>81523976
Same to you and its funny that you need to help you when you are losing a war your nothing but a coward
>>81524303
alright i will left you have Catalonia but please give our Master Jimmy Carter a title in France at least a title of Marquis
>>81524473
the war is a stalemate buddy and that is what allies do, i offered you friendship... remember that
>>81524504
Fine, James Earl Carter Jr., Marquis d'Guyane.
NEW THREAD NEEDED
>>81524580
You didn't offer me friendship you told me to get out of my own land so you can take it and you probably would have attacked me after you took Scandinavia.
NEW THREAD
>>81522956
>>81524504
Also using my roll to take Catalonia and fill France. Bilbao will be temporarily occupied by French soldiers until Spain reaches it.
Next update in new thread
>>81525010
Merci mon empereur, may i have my basque lands back?
>>81525131
I offered NAP with terms that you stay east of finland. my eyes go south to help allies once you NAP or are gone. That is all
>>81525131
>>81525304
stop taking this shit seriously holy fuck, it's just a friendly game
>>81525304
Ok if you say so
>>81525463
a new thread in case OP gets archived
NAP then?
