> T H R E A D . T H E M E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9xoUIP9g54
> M A Y ' S . C A B I N E T
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36785814
> S P E C T A T O R
http://www.spectator.co.uk/
> L A T E S T . S P E C T A T O R . P R I N T
dropcanvas.com/c2g42
Good afternoon.
>>81367591
We're not quite there yet, Oliver
ISN'T IT FUNNY...
That we have all these dank trade deals lined up that could be done in a matter of months when they EU have been fucking around for several years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dV3E6mN4mc
Nigel
Actual Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWHkIKkBkJA
>tfw prussian british friendship ended
Just found Marions site, she has a bunch of pictures of herself.
Lord help me
>>81367793
Amazing what you can achieve when you only need two countries to agree rather than almost thirty.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/16/theresa-mays-day-of-the-long-knives--two-minutesin-no-10and-mich/
Tasty article lads
Give me your best Miliband memes lads
>>81367956
Have memes gone too far?
Shit, it wasnt even that many :/
>>81368081
>>81368081
>The UK government has explicitly confirmed that a surveillance bill now making its way through the second chamber could be used to require a company to remove encryption. And even, in some circumstances, to force a comms service provider not to use end-to-end encryption to secure a future service they are developing. The details were revealed during debate of the Investigatory Powers Bill at a committee session in the House of Lords this week.
https://archive.is/PCLof
Here's another article:
>During a committee stage debate in the UK's House of Lords yesterday, the government revealed that the Investigatory Powers Bill will provide any Secretary of State with the ability to force communication service providers (CSPs) to remove or disable end-to-end encryption.
>Earl Howe, a minister of state for defence and deputy leader in the House of Lords, gave the first explicit admission that the new legislation would provide the British government with the ability to force CSPs to “develop and maintain a technical capability to remove encryption that has been applied to communications or data.”
https://archive.is/Lvr6U
>>81367956
Link
>>81367451
this OP is so pleasing to the eye, nice one lad
>>81368081
>THIS IS THE DEPARTMENT FOR INTERNATIONAL TRADE
>>81367591
Why is that frog faced cuckservative cunt allowed on the radio so much?
Also didn't he retire already? Just fuck off, you've done your job. Ugly twat.
>>81368081
>>81368081
>>81368118
He will have plenty of time for Pokemon Go when the opinion polls come out for tomorrows paper.
Labour are in danger of being wiped out all over the country.
>>81368278
Probably pinned to Liam Fox's door by someone else as a joke
>>81368192
I got over excited seeing the "full album" option
http://marionlepen.fr/album-photos-marion-marechal-le-pen/
Barely enough to sustain my insatiable thirst for her
>>81368085
qt
>>81368081
>>81368118
Socialists don't understand competing, he'd want the state to take all the pokemon and evenly distribute them amongst the people
Who's actually behind the Calais wall that's being built?
>>81368278
m8 it was founded 2 days ago, i'm surpirsed the civil service managed to type that out and print it out in that time
>>81367956
I love her cute wonky eyes
>>81368133
>>81368295
>>81368292
who is this fuck?
I'm back after looking at all the shit "HAPPENINGS" in the US airbase, what did I miss?
>>81368283
Owen Jones please.
>>81368396
How can one man negotiate all the free trade deals we need?
>>81368655
>hues
>>81368628
I want to kiss them
>>81368655
>He dosent know who Ed memeband is
>>81367451
The last foreign sec'... And our new PM... ARE MAY
>>81368655
Red Ed Milliband
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlTggc0uBA8
It's obvious at this point Brexit won't happen isn't it lads? Theresa May confirmed she will only trigger A50 when all home nations are onboard.
Even if it goes through it will be a half-arsed exit where we will be bound by even more rules than we were before.
>>81368731
He has to put together the department first
Most of the staff will be at the Foreign Office and Treasury at the moment
>>81368655
This is no place for your rhetoric lad
Put it over there
>>81368867
It's simple,
we kill SNP voters.
>>81368550
Muslims, in practice anyway.
>>81368867
youve been watching CGPgrey videos again havent you
I was actually amazed how much he's convinced himself he's 'balanced' with that video
>>81368118
Luring the Blarites to the Gulags with rare pokemon
BASED JEZZA
>>81368818
>>81368813
>>81368758
wikipedia says hes a polish jew, why does he look like a retarded paki?
>>81368550
I want to have colonial relations with Karen.
>>81368081
>>81369109
Put aside the rhetoric and get around the negotiating table
>>81369064
No, I read about her declaration on Scotland an NI on some news website. But the source is beyond the point because she did say brexit won't happen unless there's a national consensus and it doesn't take a genius to understand what she means by that.
>>81368081
I'm out
>>81367591
Hello Nigel. What is your opinion on young people, keek and meme magic?
>>81368283
someone is definitely trying to subvert brit/pol/
there's certainly been a foreign presence here since around Jo Cox's murder
people are trying to shill Farage, Hitchens etc as retards
>>81368442
The view from outside the gas chamber
>>81369326
>she did say brexit won't happen unless there's a national consensus
She said that?
Perhaps you are a genius after all.
>>81368081
Stolen from a thread just like this one
>>81369326
she has appointed a Brexit minister who is very strong brexit but insists on taking his time with it. We hold the cards as long as we dont trigger it
Article 50 will be triggered at some point
NEVER
FORGET
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36786671
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36786671
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36786671
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36786671
>>81369736
>"I have already said that I won't be triggering Article 50 until I think that we have a UK approach and objectives for negotiations - I think it is important that we establish that before we trigger Article 50."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-36800536
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3693271/Fury-Scotland-s-Brexit-veto-MPs-react-angrily-Prime-Minister-Theresa-promises-not-trigger-Article-50-Scots-signed-up.html
>>81369715
>people are trying to shill Farage, Hitchens etc as retards
It's because they're both Blarites
This bread is so nice to look at, why don't we do this more often?
Why does this feel more and more like reality every day?
>>81369703
>sunday sport exclusive
i wonder why
>>81369715
Nigel & Hitchens = blairite scum
>>81370065
You`re a blairite.
>>81368867
Nicola Sturgeon has never faced political manoeuvring in her life, she's had an easy ride to the top of Scottish politics, which is like playing snakes and ladders with disabled children
I don't know what or how but May will pull a blinder on her and make her look petulant and weak if she decides to refuse the offer. By tacitly involving Sturgeon at different stages of the negotiation May will come off better because she was being proactive with trying to involve the scottish government and can turn around and ask why Sturgeon never brought up her concerns at the many meetings they're likely to have.
I think the Scots are going to feel an SNP fatigue pretty soon too, they've been in power in Scotland longer than the conservative govt, since 2007. Yes, I know there are plenty of butthurt Yes voters to keep their ballot boxes full but there's only so much time can pass until the pendulum swings back. May also comes across a hundred times better than Cameron, she doesn't have the posh english boy vibe that I know pisses people off
Oh, and don't forget that the man now in charge of international trade is A SCOT.
>>81369326
>>81369736
May did say that.
http://www.itv.com/news/update/2016-07-15/theresa-may-article-50-will-not-be-brought-forward/
I believe May is trying to dig her heels in to stop a Brexit and blame it on Scottish. A crazy idea but could work. Northern Ireland would complain as well.
>>81370295
this
plus she's due a fall anyway
>>81348356
How the fuck is Corbyn losing in the nastiness and principled rating to May? The whole perception of him is supposed to be that he's well-meaning but ineffectual and incompetent, if he doesn't have niceness and being principled he has literally nothing.
>>81369715
The Hitchens jokes are 100% at the expense of the tripfag
>>81370295
This is what I hope happens.
>>81370345
This is what I fear happens.
>>81369715
>people are trying to shill Farage, Hitchens etc as retards
People shilling Farage as a retard are traitors.
But Hitchens? Read his fucking tweets! He does it to himself. The man is blaming all Islamist attacks on the terrorists MAYBE smoking a spliff before each.attack, and ruling out Islam entirely.
>>81367451
What an ugly cunt
>>81370433
God I hope so
>>81370345
>>81369972
>I have already said that I won't be triggering Article 50 until I think that we have a UK approach and objectives for negotiations - I think it is important that we establish that before we trigger Article 50
This is just waffle, an Englishman could put together a UK-wide approach
May has put two rabid eurosceptics as her top team and will now be devoting significant time and resources to putting together a new trade department
David Davis is a man of enormous principle, he'll walk if there's no article 50 and will bring her down with him
>>81370411
>trying to sound like Hitchcuck
EWWWWWWWWW
>>81370226
>implying we'll be soldiering anywhere and not a caliphate
>>81369715
It's just bants m8
>>81370489
And him constantly blaming Islamic attacks on reefer madness.
Brit/pol/ is Hillary Clinton a blairite?
>>81370538
Because Hitchcuck is a cuckservative Jew. Also spreads defeatist propaganda like the Jew he is.
As for frogface, as I said he's done his job. I voted leave. But now it's time for him to go.
>>81370345
>>81369972
NO YOU DUMB FUCKS.
You totally misinterpreted what she said.
both posting links which just BTFO of yourself.
FFS.
>>81370666
>two rabid eurosceptics
I seriously hope you aren't taking BoZo into account. He was a pro Turkey membership faggot 5 minutes ago.
how influential is brit/pol/ that we've actually attracted outside attention to try and subvert us and change the general attitude of the threads?
>>81370538
it's annoying
tactic to give himself a pass on meaningfully addressing Islam
>>81370476
His supporters literally sending death threats to anyone that disagrees with him might be contributing to that perception
>>81370849
Who can say?
There was a long discussion on Brit/pol/ the other day, and we came to the conclusion that we're legitimately not even sure if Tony's a Blairite.
>>81370849
Yes, actually
>>81370958
We single-handedly won the EU referendum, didn't you know?
>>81370897
David Davis and Liam Fox m8
>>81370897
It was only like last week he called the President of Turkey a goat fucker.
>>81370849
what does "blairite" mean to swedes?
>>81370849
Her husband's 'third way' essentially describes Blairism
>>81370958
it's just leddit m8, nothing new
>>81370783
That's just a humourous sidenote, he did correctly identify that most of these """""""""domestic"""""""" terrorists had criminal records and drug charges but fails to see the part Islam had to play in their radicalisation
I think he just wants to defend socially conservative viewpoints
>>81370666
Nice trips but May is saying that she will not start Article 50 until a UK-wide approach and one that is favourable for the UK.
As you can see by this wording; she is hoping to put forward an argument of "I can give Brexit but we will lose Scotland!" to try and stave off Brexit.
Obviously and hopefully this backfires with Brexit happening and Scotland going. Scotland will turn into a 'Battle of two Unions" with Scotland being given the choice of only one.
>>81370490
I believe there is a high chance but she is playing her hand and keeping an eye out. Her disadvantage is that she has the EU, Leavers and Scotland all hitting away at her which will make your situation worse over time.
>36% of SNP voters voted to Leave
Where the fuck are they all, and what's their master plan? I should mention I voted SNP and Leave, and I haven't met a single other person in real life or online who has done similar.
>>81371261
Well simply a pro-corporatism, warmongering, globalist and champagne socialist.
updated trade deals map, lads?
>>81371396
>confused elders/meme lords
gets me everytime
>>81371425
I wanna fugg that Mountbatten
Can't wait for indyref2 so we can hire trump to rebuild hadrian's wall to keep those bothersome scots out.
>>81371396
It's the ideologically consistent Scottish Nationalists instead of the anti-English butthurt crew
>>81371396
I love this image because jokes aside, I legitimately do not think you can claim to love this country and have had voted Remain.
>>81371396
We need a flag bearer image for pic relayed, would be a beauty lads
>>81371425
I'd mount her batten.
>>81369899
It would be funner if it was Mew or Mewtwo Id love to see die hard Pokemon fans try and climb the railings just to get it only to be shot down by security.
>>81368655
THE PLEDGE STONE JUST GOT TWO FEET HIGHER
>>81371396
At least 30% of SNP voters are just disgruntled former Labour voters
>>81371325
>a UK-wide approach and one that is favourable for the UK
Is very different than:
>she did say brexit won't happen unless there's a national consensus
You said she said that and you even gave me links????
But they are two very different things, or do you not understand politics?
>>81371943
what happened to the ed stone?
>>81371693
indeed the fact all anti-Westminster arguments are magnified when Brussels is substituted is lost on most.
>>81372031
If she really wanted to trigger article 50, it would be done by now.
>>81368655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZkPf7ogDc
>>81371325
>As you can see by this wording; she is hoping to put forward an argument of "I can give Brexit but we will lose Scotland!" to try and stave off Brexit.
Yeah, wave goodbye to your majority Ms. May
Not a chance lad, this SNP involvement is just an act, and Scots fucking love acts, it's all the SNP do
2 days of happenings distracted me from brit/pol/
Anything major to know?
>>81372116
I read that it was destroyed
I still can't believe that was a thing
>>81372172
>get serious
>audience starts laughing
>>81372157
>triggering Brexit before the trade deals
Lad...
>>81371044
DELETE THIS
>>81370958
I honestly came here for brexit night and stayed since I enjoyed your lads company.
>>81371795
>>81371576
lewd
>>81371607
We're already building the Great Wall of Calais. Should be easy to rebuild Hadrian's as it's already laid out
>>81372157
NOOOOOOOOOO
I can't believe you just said that.
>>81372172
kek, it's a classic.
>>81368081
Goddamn ed milliband is so motherfucking ugly, I don't know how anyone can stand to look at the TV with him on it. He is like a caricature from wartime propaganda, just absolutely disgusting.
I mean UK politicians (and people) aren't exactly handsome, or even average, but they at least look like normal human beings, not some weird puppet or a worm wearing a human disguise.
I once saw a gif of Ed Milliband eating a sandwich, I nearly threw up. It was worse than watching 1 guy 1 jar, which I can at least wrap my head around. Ed Milliband eating a sandwich was like watching a car crash, but when the impact happens, each car just explodes with a tidal wave of blood.
What the fuck is up with his hair? Is there no one around him to say "Hey, why don't we go down to the homeless shelter and get this fucked up wad of shit you call a hairstyle sorted out? Ok Ed, you ugly fuck?" Jesus christ.
Also, is he not British? I want to say he looks like he's from Spain, but he looks more like he was born in an underground cavern of mole-people. Every inch of his skin is like the extra dark reddish skin of a baby's penis.
Holy fuck someone give that guy an Elephant Man mask or something so I can look at him without turning to shit-scented stone. God fucking damn. His face looks like one of those prosthetic faces attached to sunglasses they give massive head wound victims. Motherfucker literally looks like a bear ate his goddamn face, and that is what the NHS could cobble together for him out of novelty rubber ears and breast implants.
Ed Milliband, Jesus fucking Christ.
Someone post the fucking webm of him tripping over after a debate
I love looking at all the audiences separate reactions
>>81371725
thoroughly agree tbqh lad. The remainians will harp on about the evils of British colonialism, all of the things we should feel guilty for, and how the idea of nationality is antequated - until you accuse them of despising their country, at which point they do a complete about face and insist that they are patriots. Bunch of liars and hypocrites.
>>81372332
It was like that for the entire campaign
>>81372157
No need to rush into Article 50, BoJo will use his meme magic to destroy Europe negating the need to do anything.
>>81372719
>tfw BoJo gets us kicked out before we can trigger Article 50
I think this is the Leave MPs true plan.
>>81372482
He had the most meme potential of any political candidate anywhere in the world
The etire campaign was a slow motion trainwreck, from him backstabbing his brother for the candicacy, to the massive stone contract
>>81372172
I remember after that Paxman grilling he looked like he was about to cry.
>>81372990
>2p
>>81372990
Where is it now?
>>81372599
Absolutely. The ugly face of the childish, feeble left has shown itself over the past few weeks.
>>81367451
Remember to red pill the mass newfags.
I just put bbc news on whatever this front page paper look at thing is, its pretty chill
>>81373144
It's a little known fact he was actually taking it out of the cup
>>81373163
I actually kinda miss him. It was a simpler time
>>81373163
smashed to pieces probably
>>81372031
No, what I'm trying to get that is that she wants approval as in the negotiators agree on what the Brexit deal is (all parts of the UK meet except Northern Ireland and agree on what deal they want).
Since Scotland voted a vast remain, they will very likely rage greatly at being taken out of the EU as it was in a major point in the first referendum vote.
Sorry for shit-wording, I'm commenting in multiple threads so I'm typing it out quickly.
>>81372253
She was a remain voter so she could secretly be drawing it out so people calm down and forget about it if a Brexit is cancelled. May will likely put firward arguments like "The UK will break up!" or "The UK has worked together and achieved a new EU deal!"
If she did it, it would be insane but we live in insane times. I believe she is worried of upsetting Scotland as they will like they are being forgotten about again (they should try being Northern Ireland).
>tfw your husbando got sacked from the govt.
>>81373163
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3410512/Ed-Miliband-s-Ed-Stone-destroyed-party-lost-election.html
Destroyed.
>>81372500
Beautiful.
>>81368867
well shes heading for conflict. davis and fox both confirmed today they will pull the trigger by crimbo
>>81373163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL7_A8F5SPk
>>81373408
>set up a Brexit department
>set up an international trade department
>waste millions of pounds
>put rabid eurosceptics in the cabinet who will bring down your government if you cross them
>have a 12 seat majority
>LOL BREXIT CANCELLED
Yeah, nah
Ed Milliband should challenge Corbyn to an eating contest for leadership of the labour party.
>>81373408
>Since Scotland voted a vast remain
We also voted vastly to remain within the UK, see Ruth Davidson's comments etc, etc.
I voted Yes, but more cunts voted No than voted Remain. Respecting the will of the people is the whole fucking point of referendums.
These hoes ain't loyal
>>81373677
John Kasich should get in on that too just 'cause
>>81372172
>>81372482
>>81372990
the clip of him apparently sniffing that woman on telly was a good one
unfortunately the only version i can find is capped from hignfy
https://youtu.be/X0JODxRirfI
Sweden is in dire need for FTA with Britain :D
translated
Crisis meeting to save the FTA with Britain
The UK is an important trading partner for Sweden and the Stockholm stock exchange opened on Monday showed the course as a reaction to the weekend's dramatic events.
On Monday afternoon sitting government representatives in crisis meeting with heavy industry tops of the turbulence that emerged in the market.
- We informed about the situation looks like, how the process within the EU is and what to expect at the upcoming EU summit.
But we were also quite open about that much is clear. For us it was important to receive the shot from the business world, says Ann Linde (S), EU and Trade.
The businesses primarily care about is in accordance with both Ann Linde and Finance Minister Magdalena Andersson a trade agreement that allows for continued good business with the UK.
- It is important that we can have this kind of dialogue so that we can stand together on what is important for Sweden, says Magdalena Andersson.
Skanska was among the companies that participated in the meeting.
The company's press officer Edvard Lind tone, however, the risks of Britain leaving the EU.
- It is not that we need to throw us over and take mass action.
There will be no immediate impact on us as a company, moreover, it is very unclear what will happen, he said.
http://www.dn.se/nyheter/politik/krismote-for-att-radda-svenskt-handelsavtal-med-storbritannien/
>>81374204
>Brexit collapses Sweden
Can it get any better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dINr2H-w1vE
Couldn't find a webm
>>81370295
Dont understimare the Scots. Your right that Strurgeon has had an easy ride at Holyrood, but your mistake is to image that she works in isolation.
Behind Sturgeon stands Salmond; a man whose political opponents recognise as a smart strategist, ad who has won innumerable political awards for Machiavellian maouverings.
He will keep Sturgeon right, and will be aiming for their shared objective of justification for a referendum.
>tfw find out my mother in law is Jewish
Seriously lads
What do?
>>81369370
YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN BORIS
>>81374323
>Salmond
He's not behind Nicola anymore. He taught her everything he knows and then fucked off to his current role, which is just providing heavy banter and occasionally serving his constituents.
>>81374297
>Can it get any better?
Yep, It could lead to our government resigning and
SD coming in power due to loss of confiedence
with our establishment parties, which leads to a Swexit
>>81369370
you absolute madman Boris
>>81368169
Well bugger
Ready those petitions lads
>>81374550
You're welcome
>>81374158
kek, I remember that.
I found a Vine of it https://vine.co/v/MM3DLd6Zhu7
>>81374366
>my mother in law is Jewish
a career in stand up comedy in grim northern working mens' clubs awaits
>>81372990
>2p
If I can afford to give a tenner why the hell would you give that little?
Glad they actually got the photo
>>81374366
Ask her to manage your fnances
>>81374297
We are literally trolling the EU after all their nasty things they said about how we would go nowhere.
>>81374300
God I forgot that one!
>>81373628
This is unlikely but maybe she is trying to show commitment before saying "We did everything but we did get a better deal...etc,". If she did though, it would an insane happening. Maybe she is an absolute madwoman.
>>81373684
The circumstances have changed though. Davidson and other Nos had the EU has a major campaigning point as leaving the UK to rejoin the EU was a stupid plan. Now that this convinced some people to vote no but they got taken out of the EU regardless is going to annoy many Scottish people. Also the SNP has in their election campaigning that voting for them would mean a possible second indy if Brexit happened; people still voted for them despite this.
This has to be looked at as ignoring Scots will just sent more into SNP hands.
>>81374716
She already does... Not even memeing
>>81374662
He actually got shit for it because it turned out that that woman was a Roma beggar who lives in a council house with her Mum
>>81374892
Clearly Kek has blessed you
whats funny is all the millenials complaining about the result of the referendum will not give a shit by the time we've fully left.
>>81374892
nothing wrong with jews 2bh. non-religious ones are friendly, and the religious ones won't try and blow you up.
>>81374957
haha yeah, also if I remember it right, he walked past the first time without offering anything, remembered there were cameras there filming it all so he would look bad, so he then had to walk back, only to realise he had no change, then asked one of his staffers to lend him 2p.
>>81371396
Scot, Yes, SNP, LEAVE here also
i mostly do it for the lulz though
>also the gypsy plague
I miss Ed so much. Times were simple then.
>people legitimately believe the SNP would win another referendum on independence from the UK
Are you people serious right now?
>>81373163
I love how precisely none of those election pledges actually state specific things.
>>81367451
Fuck I hate these leftist politicians.
When will we ever get someone like Enoch Powell to lead us to greatness?
>>81375352
I actually think they probably could, if they played their campaign correctly. There's not going to be too much warmth towards them staying from this side of the fractured wall, is there?
It would be close still.
wtf is this woman on bbc news, 'eh eh ermm eeh ehe eheh ehh ehhh'
>>81370295
I dunno, I watched how determined May went into the meeting with Sturgeon, and how mellow she got out of it.
Her tone was also less self-assured. I had the impression she was met with obstinate rejection on all her proposals. Which is what, most likely, happened. The Scots seem to be really pissed about having to leave the EU, just because a bunch of chavs and old English farts hate migrants. They stand to lose too much from leaving the EU and those money aren't going to come from Westminster.
Same for Nothern Ireland, except that Unionism is probably still too strong there for a referendum to change the status-quo.
Scotland, on the other hand, won't just let it go. I think they realised Brits cucked themselves by voting to leave the EU and they don't want to share that same fate of becoming a small country in a less significant kingdom-island.
They'd rather be a small country in a bigger union, from which they can draw some money.
>>81374366
Shag her
>>81374366
do it
>>81375806
>>81374366
Depends. Is she a semen demon?????
>>81375513
No they wouldn't.
Their prospects are a thousand times worse since the last ref.
They aren't even able to support themselves financially if they left.
They don't meet EU thresholds for membership.
They've been told they can't carry over our membership which means free movement and shengen.
They also would have to take the Euro and would in short order end up like greece.
Most scottish fucking know this. They just hold the threat of referendum on independence to get more power from westminster. But they'll never fucking leave because the dumb fucking leeches know what side their bread is buttered on.
>>81375796
>They'd rather be a small country in a bigger union, from which they can draw some money.
You know all about that don't you?
Now clean my fuckin toilet and be quiet
Will he stage a come back in a few years time to fuck shit up?
>>81375796
>They stand to lose too much from leaving the EU
Uh, not really lad. They have significantly more to lose from leaving the UK than leaving Scotland
>>81371325
No, actually May is trying to put pressure on Scotland with this approach. It's like saying 'look, I want to start Brext asap, but the Scots are just fucking around with their inane demands, preventing us from doing the right thing and triggering article 50'. She's trying to put pressure on Scotland to give in to some compromises fast, otherwise May will blame Sturgeon her unwillingness to compromise is keeping the whole country in a deadlock.
>NOICE ARTICLE FROM THE SUNDAY TIMES INCOMING
Britain is “scoping” free trade deals with 12 countries in time to leave the EU on January 1, 2019.
Australia yesterday offered to strike a deal with the UK “as soon as possible” when Theresa May spoke to Malcolm Turnbull, her counterpart in Canberra. The prime minister said the offer was proof she could “make Brexit work for Britain”.
Liam Fox, the international trade secretary, also revealed that he had opened “very fruitful” negotiations with Canada on Friday.
He will fly to the United States next week to ensure Britain is not at the “back of the queue”, as President Barack Obama had threatened it would be during the referendum campaign.
Fox said he was “scoping about a dozen free-trade deals outside the EU to be ready for when we leave” — some with countries that have indicated they want a quick deal and others with some of the major world economies.
“We can make Britain a beacon for open trade,” he told The Sunday Times.
“We’ve already had a number of countries saying: we’d love to do a trade deal with the world’s fifth-biggest economy without having to deal with the other 27 members of the EU.” The prime minister hailed the willingness of Australia to do a deal as proof that Britain could benefit from Brexit.
“I have been very clear that this government will make a success of our exit from the European Union. It is very encouraging that one of our closest international partners is already seeking to establish just such a deal,” May said.
Britain cannot legally sign trade deals of its own until it ceases to be a member of the EU. But in a sign that cabinet Brexiteers want to move fast to get out of the EU, Fox said he would line up deals that would be ready to sign the day the UK leaves — dubbed “B-Day” in Whitehall — by January 1, 2019. He said: “That’s the date I’m working to, which could be brought forward if necessary.”
>>81375908
I don't argue for a second it's better for them to stay in, but I do think that if the SNP managed to work out a decent campaign, they could pull the wool over their eyes.
I think the big one last time was the currency. If they somehow sorted that argument out, they could pull it off.
>>81376352
Fox said this Brexit date timetable was based on triggering article 50 of the Lisbon treaty — which will begin the formal Brexit process — by the end of this year. David Davis, the cabinet minister responsible for Brexit negotiations, also favours that timetable. But that could create tensions with May, who signalled on Friday she could delay Britain’s departure from the EU until Scotland agrees.
Yesterday May faced a backlash over her axeing of ministers who had been close to David Cameron. Hugo Swire, one of Cameron’s earliest supporters, posted a “That’s All Folks!” cartoon on Twitter to announce his departure: “Not a good time to be a Cameroon. The tumbrils are rolling again!”
Former business minister Anna Soubry, who had backed May in the leadership contest, laughed when the prime minister offered her a job outside the cabinet. She said she planned to join forces with social liberals such as Nicky Morgan, who was sacked last week, Michael Gove and Nick Boles, to “hold the government to account” for its pledges to boost social justice.
In a further distancing of the May regime from Cameron’s government, a Downing Street official said May would end her predecessor’s “government by Twitter”, with policy announcements no longer made on social media.
>>81376405
May will reinforce her control of the government when she launches and chairs four new cabinet committees this week to drive home her key policies — on Brexit, the economy, security and “a society that works for everyone”.
Boris Johnson will launch a diplomatic offensive in Brussels tonight when he meets Federica Mogherini, high representative of the EU for foreign affairs,ahead of his first meeting with EU foreign affairs ministers tomorrow, when he will say the UK is set to become “global Britain”.
In other developments:
■ It emerged the head of May’s new No 10 policy unit effectively backed the expansion of a hub airport at Heathrow in a paper written two years ago
■ The Queen’s press secretary has been drafted in to help sell the Brexit deal to the public. James Roscoe, a former Downing Street official, will head up a Whitehall communications team
■ The long-awaited British Bill of Rights could be kicked into the long grass or even abandoned, according to Whitehall sources.
>>81375796
You have to realise how heavily subsidised Scotland is by the rest of the UK. They run an 11% budget deficit, which is paid for by English taxpayers.
They export 4 times as much to the rest of the UK as they do the entirety of Europe.
The Scottish pro-EU argument is almost entirely 'muh feels'. I don't doubt that arguments ability to win a referendum, but Scotland needs the UK far more than it needs the EU.
>>81369370
YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN BORIS
>>81376360
They were told last time around they would NOT keep the pound if they left. That is still the case.
They won't leave.
I wish they fucking would because they are vampiric niggers who are like a fucking rock on our nation.
But they won't leave. A second ref would come out 70/30 in favor of remaining.
>>81369370
>yfw Boris is part roach
>>81375921
There's a big difference between Romania and Scotland. Romania is not able to get much funding from the EU, compared to Scotland. So, no, you don't have any idea what you're talking about, Britslime.
>>81370538
Islam is a cause, not the only one.
Trying to stitch the Hitch won't help you chum.
>>81375942
He is done for as his name is toxic for the Tories. At best may just go the Peter Mandelson route and just get a seat on the House of Lords after the next election.
>>81368081
>>81376584
>I wish they fucking would because they are vampiric niggers who are like a fucking rock on our nation.
>But they won't leave. A second ref would come out 70/30 in favor of remaining.
Scotland needs to just fuck off.
>>81376674
>Islam is a cause, not the only one.
He rules it out as a cause entirely and bashes those who do blame it. Seriously, read his tweets. He needs to leave Twitter.
>>81368081
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>>81376672
Scotland would be a net contributor to the EU, based on our GDP per capita. This bennies meme is retarded.
>>81368081
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>>81375908
Look at the state of establishment campaigning and tell me there's no chance they'd lost
>>81368081
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>>81368081
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>>81376882
>Scotland would be a net contributor to the EU
kek
>>81376263
Sturgeon could just flip the tables and deadlock Brexit as the rest of the UK hate Scotland anyway so losing face with the rest of the UK would not matter that much.
The way I see all of this is that Scotland is getting fed up of being ignored and having decisions made that go against it. The same with how we were fed up with the EU making decisions against our will; the same with how the all of England was fed up of Westminster and London making decisions against our will.
This is going to turn bad something is done soon as the UK is all looking inward trying to save their own parts.
>>81377024
>when you can't wait to eat more goyim
>>81376932
*lose
>>81377024
uncomfortable viewing
>>81376742
>could have stayed on the Boris train and chose any job he wanted
>>81376503
I doubt their top politicians are pushing for a separation strictly on feels arguments.
I'm most certain they have made some calculations and they decided they would lose much more from leaving the EU.
Don't forget that trading partners can be changed in time. And if you are in the Common market, you have way more opportunities to find new trading partners than if you are outside of it. Also, no trade tariffs, that's a big deal.
The only serious issue I see for Scotland is that realistically there is no legal way for them to stay in the EU without leaving the UK. This means they will be, indeed, first dragged out of the EU together with the other countries from the kindgom and then they will have to re-apply to EU membership, which could take years. And the question will be: which currency are they going to use? How is their economy going to adapt to this change until they rejoin the EU? These are the questions I'm sure Sturgeon's panel of advisors are trying to answer right now. I'm sure they are aware there's no way around having to re-apply for EU membership.
>>81377024
looks like he'll die any minute
>>81377168
The difference is Scotland is entirely subsidised by the UK, whereas the EU is net subsidised by the UK.
>>81376882
>Scotland would be a net contributor to the EU
kek
>>81375299
Lads, I've been searching for dizzy protester videos to mock, and I found this guy.
I can't tell if he's real or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IIVrIWbgBw
I've met Shoreditch twats like this but this guy is full on Nathan Barley.
Is he for fucking real?
>130 views
I almost don't want to share him with you.
>>81377024
is he looking to fuck or murder?
>>81377344
that fucking bump
>>81377308
>I'm most certain they have made some calculations and they decided they would lose much more from leaving the EU.
Are you dense?
Scottish independence has never been an economic argument, with or without Europe
>>81368081
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>>81375942
>everyone keeps saying they hate Gove for some reason
>never actually bothered to look into what he's actually been saying
>turns out crying liberal teachers are upset Gove wants a curriculum focused on British history, world history and classic literature
>in interviews the opposition to Gove always argues emotions and feelings rather than hard facts
>mfw
Is the Gove a bad lad?
>>81377024
reminds me of this guy
>>81377308
>I doubt their top politicians are pushing for a separation strictly on feels arguments.
>I'm most certain they have made some calculations and they decided they would lose much more from leaving the EU.
nah, you don't understand the SNP. They don't want to leave because of brexit, they always wanted to leave and this is just a decent excuse.
>tfw no pakistani gf
>>81376584
>>81376792
On a positive note it's likely a second indy vote if done would be yes which would allow us to save a shit ton of money. Also if the vote was another no then Scotland would be forever humiliated and most likely become a part of England. It's a win both ways.
Also another interesting note; what is Brit/pol/'s reaction to a Scottish Pound?
https://twitter.com/newsundayherald/status/754435613517025282
>>81377481
Nobody is going to nuke their economy just for some feels, brah. Politicians make some cold calculations before making such decisions. But whatever, believe what you want.
>>81377308
The Euro is synonymous with economic failure and the pound is unavailable
You overestimate how much the rest of Europe gives a shit about buying Irn Bru and used needles
>>81375908
I cannae understand why you are worrying aboot the economy laddie. This is aboot sovereignty and freedom for Scotland. Scots are no sassenach's.
>>81377357
>Anarchist Corporation
>Anarchist
>Corporation
>>81376649
He's 100% ethnic european.
The 'Turkish' ancestors were some of the last ethnic europeans that existed in Turkey, before everyone became a shitskin rapebabby.
>>81377618
The last Scottish pound was merged into the English pound at a rate of 7:1
It'll end similarly with sturgeon pound, except into the euro
>>81368081
I MISS BEAKER SO MUCH
>>81377524
Gove is excellent.
>>81377561
yes pls mr nige
>>81377641
>Nobody is going to nuke their economy just for some feels, brah
You clearly don't understand the absolute retardation of Scots and the Scottish Independence cause
Stop posting
>>81377344
Fuck this current Government.
>>81377603
if u hurry you can nab a pretty qt corpse
>>81375908
>Their prospects are a thousand times worse since the last ref
And they're getting worse by the day thanks to the London-centric policy that the UK goes with. It's not just Scotland that's suffering.
>They aren't even able to support themselves financially if they left.
Cut out the shite like tuition fees and prescriptions and we'd be fine. If shitty African countries can support themselves, we can.
>They don't meet EU thresholds for membership.
Again, the deficit is only so large because 1) the UK government retardedly lets us have it that way and 2) the retarded policies like prescriptions and tuition fees without paying extra tax. The problem would be persuading Belgium, Spain and France.
>They've been told they can't carry over our membership which means free movement and shengen.
That's a bonus for the Remaniacs up here.
>They also would have to take the Euro and would in short order end up like greece.
The Remaniacs up here would say that at least Greece is European.
>They just hold the threat of referendum on independence to get more power from westminster
Kind of true. More regions around the UK should hold the government to account though.
>But they'll never fucking leave because the dumb fucking leeches know what side their bread is buttered on.
We'd be worse off outside the UK. The UK would be worse off without us. I agree with you in principle.
>>81377093
>>81377344
It's true. They rank you on your GDP and GDP per capita. Scotland would be a contributor. Yet another reason I can't comprehend the Remainiacs up here.
>>81377168
We're not fucking leaving kek.
>>81377324
>The difference is Scotland is entirely subsidised by the UK
Loving this statistic. Too bad it's only true for [THE CURRENT YEAR].
>>81377641
>Nobody is going to nuke their economy just for some feels, brah.
The entire SNP manifesto is "Muh feels" and "raise income tax, drop corporate tax, ????, PROFIT!"
>>81375942
GOVE DID NOTHING WRONG
