Guys, I'm at Darwin and we just got an activation order, what the fuck is happening?
>>81347718
At 5:30 in the morning? Jesus fucking Christ.
Drill?
>>81347718
KEKS WILL MY FRIEND.
WAR IS APON US.
>>81347718
WW3
Timestamp bitch. If unavailable, show you giving a sideways thumbs up
>>81347718
Here's your (Roo)
>>81347868
I don't know man, they're not saying it's a drill but there's a shit ton of moving going on.
>>81347718
shitposting battalions are mobillising to help turkroaches maintain free access to 4chan.
Has Indonesia finally decided to try its luck?
>>81347718
Fucking knew something was going down what the fuck
Emus about to wreck you again, cunts.
lets go faggots
ww3,kek wills it
Can't time stamp no pen
hope you're ready to pay for any jokes about americans getting shot that you've made
>>81348385
Show your weapon.
daily reminder the australians did the french false flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xIIJolmhIU
>>81347718
May the spirit of Steve Irwin guide you to victory lad
>>81348385
Post your dick.
Kek, ex-military reporting in. It's nothing.
>>81348385
Shit, floorboards match.
What part of the military are you? Forgive me as I'm not familiar with the proper names, but General Infantry, Armor, Medical, Airforce/etc?
>>81348496
and your dick
>>81348385
rub hands show nose
>>81348561
As ex-military, how would you know it's nothing? Drill? Normal ceremony for 5:30?
>>81348385
Wheres that cock at M8
>>81348385
SHOW US YOUR BENIS OR THIS IS A HOAX
DO IT
KEK WILLS IT
Live near a retired RAF base used for training currently.
I have never seen any jets take off/land there, and I've seen 6 jets so far today go into land.
I don't wanna say its not happening, but something is going down.
Probably on some sort of heightened alert
>>81347718
The great shitposting war has started, you must out shitpost Canada
HAPPENING?
>>81347718
Fight for Is ra el
DIE for IsRaHELL
What happening? Should i get the happening gear ready?
>>81348496
>>81348642
same thing really
>>81347718
China recalled all of it's navy veterans. They're prepping to start a war in the South China Sea.
>>81348385
Stay strong brother!
>>81348496
Weapons are in lock up, heading there now.>>81348560
>>81349039
kek
>soldiers would know about WW3 before the mainstream media and the internet
Yeah OK. I'll believe it when it's on CNN.
HOLY SHIT!!!, AIR RAID SIRENS IN MELBOURNE NOW
>>81349039
the madman did it
>>81349039
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
FUCK I LOVE MY COUNTRY
>>81349039
IT' HAPPENING
>>81348385
Write it with blood.
>>81349039
You fucking wildman.
>>81349039
>not going to the happening with a raging erection
>>81349039
ayy
>>81349039
praise Australia
>>81349039
LOL BASED
>>81349120
Bullllshiiiiiiit.
>>81349039
piss m8
>>81349039
MADMAN
>>81349039
fucking australians
>>81349203
The benis came out its habbening
>>81349039
FUCKING STRAYA CUNT
DOG BLESS THIS NATION
>>81347718
THE LIBERATION OF CONSTANTINOPLE.
>>81348722
Because our shitty military does nothing. OP is a fag.
>>81349039
>this guy is defending your homeland
PRAISE KEK
>>81349039
◕ͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥ AYYY
>>81349039
get some sun on that dick, m8
>>81349039
>he's legit
>>81349175
Thats the celt tactic. Didnt work against Romans though.
>>81349301
a true blue
>>81349039
Kicking off WW3 strong
>>81349039
small
>>81349275
Yeah, but why the fuck would there be *raid sirens* in *Melbourne*? Military man I'll believe, this other cunt not so much.
>>81349039
Is this dick average size?
>>81347718
Australian coup?
>>81348897
Wtf
>>81349039
Is this the last legendary thread?
>>81347718
>>81349039
Final test mate, post name of barracks with sideways thumbs up.
>I was stationed in Darwin, don't fuck this up.
>>81349175
OP going there with an erection while being around 100% men.. sounds pretty fuckin gay mang
>>81349039
Why are you not hard?
>>81349039
>Australians
>>81349039
>and that's how the third world war started, with the tip of an aussie weenie
>>81347718
Been there m8. It's boring doing guard detail.
>>81349039
I bet that fag regrets asking for it
>>81348897
Koji kurac
>>81349039
Thanks for the giggle Damo.
>>81349039
Fucking Australia making me kek.
>>81349039
newfound respect for autralians
DIGITS FOR DIGITS GOD
China just launched a massive drill.
The Emus are working with them to overthrow the Human government in Australia. Revenge for the Emucaust.
Kiss your arse goodbye.
>>81348524
underrated
Even if OP is just master-class troll, it was worth it just for the dick pic.
>>81349039
Here's what's happening
>Coup in Turkey fails
>President of Turkey is blaming a U.S. cleric who is currently in the U.S.
>President of Turkey wants the cleric to be extradited (we all know that's not going to fucking happen)
>Turkey will probably hold U.S. citizens and personnel hostage.
>We go to war with Turkey and Australia helps.
Thanks for helping guys :)
>friends stationed in japan
>"Dude, we're going to war with N. Korea"
>>81349039
kek. australians truly dont give a fuck
>>81347718
Emu war 2?
>>81349039
Fucking hell m8
Good luck on whatever happens.
>>81349532
>>81349406
My dida gave me the jacket and patch.
FUCK
WE'RE RIGHT NEXT TO TURKEY AND WE'RE IN NATO
FUCK
DON'T FAIL GALLIPOLI THIS TIME
Maybe we'll find out the day after tomorrow?
>/pol/ hates fags
>loses their shit when a dick gets posted on here
all of you are faggots
>>81349039
femanon here. that is a tip top sausage chubber. maximum approval.
>>81349039
I so highly envy your uncircumcised dick
What weapons are you usually armed with?
>>81349039
Thanks m8
I gotta fucking run guys, we're getting briefed right now, I'll fill you in if I can.
>>81349115
... You believe what's on CNN. That's a problem.
>>81349660
Out of all people who why Australians help?
GALLIPOLI 2 CONFIRMED
CAN THE SHITPOSTERS REDEEM THEMSELVES?
>>81349862
A scoped boomerang usually I'd presume
>>81349803
Time for Greater Bulgaria
>>81349039
If I die in the fire tonight my final memory of the happening will be a shitposting aussie and his dick
>>81349803
literally nobody has an interest in bothering with bulgaria
we'll be fine
>>81349859
Do they mutilate children in Slovenia too?
>>81349039
Australians always delivering.
>>81349891
Be safe good luck
>>81349039
and that's how I will remember WIII
>>81347718
>Turkey/Emu alliance
Well we should have expected that.
>>81349862
>>81349039
The Emu Slayer.
>>81349660
>Australia invades turkey
Cos that worked out great last time...
>>81349891
im sure you will :P
OP dead? did he get caught?
Maybe australia vs china?
>>81349862
Drop bears
>>81349909
revenge for gallipoli
>>81349909
USA is a major ally, we will blindly follow them into any conflict because they're the only thing protecting us from the rest of the world.
>>81349891
>I'll fill you in if I can.
Kek.
>>81349660
Wow... Kek works in mysterious ways...
>>81349039
Oh fuck its actually real.
>>81347718
A shame many will die for the greed of the jew. We can only hope those against the jew will win.
>>81349039
>End of the world is happening
>Someone says show your dick
>Aussie pulls his out and says
>Now what guys?
>>81349660
Add to that war games winding up Russia.
And China getting uppity over the water rights.
It's looking interesting for the yanks.
>>81350070
damn right you will
>>81347718
The British are coming to take your country back in the name of Her Majesty.
Stay indoors and watch the seas.
>>81349891
God bless you, protect your dick from emus
>>81347718
You've just received an award
>>81349909
We actually kbow how to blow shit up without a drone.
>>81349975
No,i'm just of Bosniak parentage
>>81347718
WW3 is starting. Be safe, anon.
>>81347718
VIDEO: Kurds & Alevis defend their neighborhoods in Gazi as Islamists attack their communities #Turkey - @sergermed
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754399733674864640
Oi m8, do the bong symbol with your hand
Probs half of the army havs taken dick pics
>>81349039
W W 3
W
3
>>81349039
>WWIII is about to begin and the Australians will still keep shitposting until the end of days
Never change
>>81349039
Is that your 12.7mm?
>>81349039
God bless you fucking aussies
>>81349039
Put me in the screen capture :)))
>>81349039
>limp dick in uniform
Eternal anglo, probably homo
>>81350018
Yeh they have a track record with birds.
>>81349039
That's a lot of foreskin
>>81349039
Replying to epic post. Godspeed you glorious shitposter.
>>81349891
>the emus are invading again
SOMEBODY SCREENCAP THIS THREAD
LAST ONE BEFORE THE END
THIS SHIT WILL BE ON HISTORY BOOKS
>>81350342
>Eternal anglo, probably homo
Only Germans get erections when surrounded by other men.
>>81349039
checked
>>81350242
mrs busanc
>>81348763
Didn't you say the exact same thing last night?
>>81349039
> uncut
fucking disgusting, I can smell it from here.
ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING ISNT IT??????
Put me in screen cap so I can see it on le reddit later.
postan in epic bread
>>81347718
T*rkroach invasion m8
Good luck, hopefully they have as much trouble with the emus as you did
>>81349299
kek
>we feel you
So is this decent evidence that there is a happening right now?
>>81349039
Never change Australia.
>wherever I go I must also shitpost
>>81349039
>I want in on this screen cap.
Strayra's got a fucking chub on! Best go pound some cockroach ass
>>81350381
compared to yours kike.
>>81349039
>Child opens up a history textbook 40 years from now
>>81349039
THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT
>>81349039
If blessed by KEK i'm in screencap
Also Intermarium WHEN?
Bless your soul Australian shitposter. The way you can both serve your country and shitpost on this board is nothing short of inspiring.
I have a feeling this is an elaborate ruse but congrats based auzzie cunt for making me laugh.
>>81349790
Noice
>>81349039
Good luck shitposting all over the world
>>81350381
for you
>>81349039
>he actually posted his benis
>>81349039
No homo
>>81349039
MADMAN
>>81350584
he missed out on the oppertunity to refer to it as a 12.7mm
>>81349039
Fucking Australians, kek
>>81350381
for you
>>81349891
stay safe anon
>>81349039
Damn right
>>81350635
You're thai
Do ladyboys count as homo?
>>81348385
>no pen
Just killed your entire section ladm8
>>81349120
Fucking record it you twat
>>81350018
We just need to do it with out own plan instead of the bongs
>thanks Winston
>>81350528
Decent evidence? No. But there's a benis in uniform. What more could you ask for, really?
>>81349909
I had a SFC tell me the Australian special forces were more badass than the Israeli and German kinds. That's some scary praise from an operator.
>>81350630
Lol dutchfag so high that even your flag is fogged up
>>81349039
Im still waitin for that weapon aussie
>>81350473
>american in charge of not washing his dick
Fucking disgusting scum. At least rub your dirty asshole with some soap once a week.
>>81349039
The absolute madman!
Lord KeK bless will protect you.
>>81349039
Really makes you think huh...
>>81349891
Stay safe chubbo
>>81350795
KILL THE IRAQI!
>>81350381
the more the better, faggot
>>81349377
>>81350342
>2 german replies
>both complain about size implying it would only barely stimulate their asses
You are so homo, Turkey.
@Strayan brother: Kill and rape as many musloids as you can. Godspeed.
>>81349039
What a legendary move Australia, you never fail.
No but seriously, why are so many people getting called in all of a sudden?
>>81350725
If they wearing a skirt, no. we call it boi pucci for reason.
I am sleeping in my gear tonight just in case
I hear this tomorrow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENHpFkKiyrU
>>81349039
fucking shit Australia!
>add me into the screencap
>>81349039
God Bless Australia.
>>81350811
>Im still waitin for that weapon aussie
Read his posts, he's gone in for briefing.
>>81349039
AUSTRALIA PLEASE
>>81349120
>MELBOURNE
https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/4t6321/succession_of_loud_noises/
>>81349377>>81350070
We you guys
>>81350894
>tfw the germans invade on 1st monday of the month at noon
>nobody suspects a thing
>>81349039
>violating opsec
>with your dick
Post your face when the nukes are launched all over the world.
>>81349039
Really makes you think
>>81350138
>It's looking interesting for the yanks.
Oh don't get too comfy there, Nigel.
>>81349039
This is an abstract kind of shiposting
>>81349039
fuck i love australians
>>81349039
TOPKEK
>>81349039
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP SENPAI MY SIDES AHAHAHAH
>>81349848
Just a dick m8. If you're afraid of seeing it, then perhaps you have some closeted feelings?
>>81350955
>>81350811
his dick is a 12.7mm weapon
>>81350891
>>81350635
Source for the pics you're posting?
>>81351022
We might
I've consulted with kek and confirmed it is not happening.
>>81348419
Underrated
>>81349848
>Projecting in 2016
anon was here
>>81350987
>brunswick
probably arabs shooting each other
>>81350848
I'm a Kurd, you'll probably need us if you went in a war with Turkey
>>81349039
hmmmmmm
makes you think
really
>>81349039
I'll make sure to study this dick and know it well, so that I wont accidentally kill you at the landing beaches.
see you, space shitposter
>>81351043
>>81349115
Fucking leafs actually think this way.
>>81350473
Some people actually wash their dicks
>>81349039
Never change, Straya
>>81351132
Google turtle fish paint jinx
>>81349039
Get a boner faggot
>>81349039
postan in an epic bread
>>81351238
He's American
>>81349039
roasting in epic head
>>81351222
Are you in northern Iraq?
(nice trips btw)
>>81349039
THE MAD MAN HIMSELF.
PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT.
>>81351248
Danke.
So it really was Jinx. Thought it might have been, but I'm disappointed it wasn't an original character.
Include me in /r/4chan sc pls
>>81351043
I will most likely die in the nuclear blast while shit posting /pol/.
>>81349964
The fire rises
>>81349039
Anon is great, have fun shooting kebab. Do not forget to go back home after.
>>81347718
Best wishes Ausbro. Keep us posted!
>>81350987
>>81351214
Potentially a power relay issue, those things are loud as a motherfucker when the breakers pop.
>>81349039
wowee!
>>81349039
What a madman
so is ww3 about to happen or not? I need to know if i should use it as an excuse to call out of work.
>>81350572
Either this is all an elaborate ruse, or shit is gonna happen.
>>81349039
Put me in the screencap
>>81349039
Oh my fucking god
This is how it ends /pol/
With an Australian Benis
>>81349039
Holy kek
>>81350142
Yes, sir.
>>81349039
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP FFS.
>>81350812
>>81351238
>>81351297
Butthurt plus stink dick is not a good combination.
>>81349039
>A broken corpse on a battlefield a million miles away
>Enemy soldiers search the pockets for anything valuable or any ID
>Find a phone
>This is the last photo taken by it
>>81351385
>Aberystwyth nuked for no fucking reason
LEL
>>81349039
HERE WE GO
>>81349039
Put me in the comp, faggots
>>81349039
Hot.
>>81349039
I love this website man
>>81351182
That's funny, I've consulted with Kek and he confirmed that nuclear fire will befall the world in mid-August.
>>81351228
dont post
>>81351327
Thanks anon, and yes I'm in northern Iraq
>>81349039
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>81349848
underrated
>>81350894
somehow extra spooky compared to ours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWoPFY4Wd8Y
>>81349039
nice chode you fucking white male
>>81349039
He actually showed the benis
>>81350811
F88S-A1 Austeyr is the standard AFAIK
I'm still waiting for the Barracks signage and sideways thumb, I was posted there meself many moons ago.
>>81349039
I'm printing this shit out and putting it on my wall.
>>81349039
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
Good luck in the wars to come m80
>>81351182
>>81351571
>fishing for keks
that's not how it works, friends
>>81351337
>all major us cities
good, i shall go out in the most spectacular of fashions
>>81349039
He actually did it.
Come back dingoposter
>>81348385
>upside down picture
Goddamn it australia
>>81349039
>came to pol to read about the politics of the world
>see an Australian faggot's penis
I'm not even surprised in the slightest. Kek
>>81351577
stop posting
>>81349039
Truly the best shit posters.
>>81349039
Well fuck me...
he actually did it
WHERE IS THE SCREENCAP?!!!!!
>>81351337
>Live in Wilmington, NC
>think I'm safe from the bombs
>literally like 4 dropped on the city
damn man, wtf..
>>81351337
TFW under overlapping triangles
>>81349379
DO NOT QUESTION THE BENIS
>>81349039
put me in the screencap too pls
>>81351337
>Mfw when I'm in Boston
Got my AR15 sighted in today. Let's go WW3, Race war, etc...
>>81349039
straya you madman
>>81351528
You seem to be really interested in smelling dicks.
>>81351528
I guess you'd know. Filthy shit that you are.
Aussie soldier, where are you?
Is the end of days coming?
Will our grandchildren read about the third world war beginning in a few days?
>>81351337
>mfw live in a state capital
Fuck my life
>>81351039
lost it
http://www.newsweek.com/australia-will-unleash-herpes-invasive-carp-455738
I'm sorry, OP. At least they'll put your dick to good use.
Seriously though, what could it be?
War with china?
Gallipoli 2: electric boogaloo?
>>81351871
that feel when right near a major city and an airport
My prepper redneck neighbor just asked me if I need a place to stay in the "happening".
I fucking love Dixieland
>>81351974
He's already fallen to the turkish hordes. benis chopped off and everything
>>81351022
You guys would have some dumbass pulse wave siren
>>81349039
top pip
>>81349039
kek
>>81351222
The last brave people in the world.
I can't wait to visit Kurdistan.
>>81349039
When I die during the great happening my last moments will be spent remembering that one aussie shitposter who showed his uncut penis
>>81349039
Fucking Australians, you madmen
>>81351537
>"What a disgrace" Cpt. Emu breaks the silence
>>81349039
I love you.
>>81349039
Would suck
>>81352015
I have a feeling it'll be Russia, China, and possibly Turkey against NATO.
>>81351182
These dubs say otherwise, friendo.
>>81349039
now I have a dick pic on my computer. the fuck is wrong with me.
>>81349039
Kekity kek :_D
>>81349039
God bless you Australia
>>81352260
eww a roach
WHAT IS GOING ON IN AUSTRALIA
OP, WTF IS GOING ON?
>>81351337
Why the fuck is Santa Cruz a specific 500 nuke target?
I always assumed I was 100% safe here surrounded by sweet sweet l00t for the aftermath.
>>81351337
Why is Cheyanne and North of Bismarck/Hellana getting raped?
>>81351337
>nice and comfy in nig nog SC
>live in State Capital
praise atom
>>81352015
if anything at all, likely china acting up, putting troops in SCS
a political move most likely
>>81350242
G. Ćifur, žalosti me vaša prikajšanost do telesnih užitkov.
>>81348897
idi u kurac hrvoje
>>81352032
surrounded by silos here
One of my greatest fears is hearing the emergency sirens kick on on a beautiful, clear day, heading outside and watching points of light arcing up into the sky from all around, knowing I have less than an hour to come to terms with my entire life before being bathed in atomic fire.
doesn't feel great.
>>81352260
Shouldn't you be fighting a civil war right now, roach?
>>81352339
WAR
We're going NOW!
WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT A WEENY LITTLE COCK?
DO YOU WANT TO SEE MINE TOO?
>>81352144
Kurds are 99.9% Muslim you retard, only reason you support it is because you fell for kike propaganda, they want to divide up Syria and steal the Golan heights
>>81349039
Well played, Australia
>>81352211
I haven't been following the Erdogan vs. Putin stuff that's been going on closely. Did it change a lot recently? Otherwise how would Turkey be allied with Russia
>>81352211
No way motherfucker
Turkey has alienated Russia. The Turk cocksuckers shoot a damn jet down while screaming "allahu ackbar"
Russia won't come to Turkey's aide and Turkey is pissing off NATO
Turkroaches will have no friends
>>81351942
hes trying to justify his genital mutilation.
>>81349039
HOLY FUCK, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES.
>>81352032
just an hour ago, i was riding a bike in the countryside. Why the fuck didn't they exchange nukes before I got back to the city? Now I'm too tired to move out again...
>>81349039
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
STAY SAFE ANON
>>81352406
Godspeed anon
>>81352260
go fucking make another coup already
>>81352416
Well... if you insist
>>81352349
Because Cheyanne is where NORAD is, shouldn't you know this Americuck?
>>81352351
where our nukes and communication bases are located. Also pretty large military bases. Nd has a large airforce base.
Why does Aussie shit posting resemble Irish shit so much?
>>81352406
oh fuck
>>81352339
Its happening anon.
We are all going to burn in the nuclear blast.
Pic related.
>>81352406
nice stolen pic faggot
>>81352406
Good luck mate, try and keep us updated
>>81351222
fuck yes, i love the kurds. by far the best people in the region
>>81352406
WHAT???
>>81352406
fake
>>81352406
where to?
>>81352406
GOD FUCKING SPEED!
>>81349848
Come one M8 we can all appreciate a funny dick pick. The worlds going to end for our Thick Aussie Beef you should lighten up
>>81349039
>mfw he actually did it
>>81350242
Omg ne morm verjet da sem srečal čefurja na 4chanu hahahahaha ajde nared mi en kebab brez čebule za domov zdj.
>>81352406
Godspeed Australia
>>81349039
Kremator wuz here
>>81352406
WHEREE ARE YOU GOING
>>81352339
TV and radio is just showing warning messages, saying not to leave shelter and wait by the TV for an announcement.
GOOGLE SEARCH HIS PICTURE
FAKEEEEE
>>81352406
STAY STRONG MATE!
YOU'VE DONE ALL AUSSIES PROUD ALREADY!
>>81352406
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
>>81352471
am cut, hate it
used to defend being cut, it was all I knew
holding out for foregen but seriously considering manual restoration recently
>>81352061
Southern Appalachia here, I have enough food and supplies to support and arm all my friends and family for at least a year, and enough seeds to plant at least 10 acres.
The south really is the comfiest place on earth.
>>81352406
>>81349039
Noice Benis mi friend :DDDDDDD
>>81352406
>Googled photo
WHERE?
>>81348897
Wtf
Explain this
>>81349039
>WW3 starts with a dick pic
Tfw dreamed of a nuke falling here before the recent happenings
>>81352536
i don't think it can be overstated how much irish genetics ended up here
>>81352520
Ah, makes sense.
>>81352406
Holy Shitpost.
>>81352406
Keep us updated, I want to know if the world or at least Aussieland is going to hell.
>>81352406
It's 6:11 am in Australia right now. Wouldn't it be a bit brighter?
>>81352659
Sta si ti sad janez napisao kukala ti majka
THIS IS FAKE. STOP LYING.
REEEEEEEEEEE.
NO ACTIVATION IS HAPPENING.
TWO OF THE BIGGEST SHITPOSTERS CANADA AND AUSTRALIA HAVE CLAIMED THIS.
>this is the guy they warned us about in all those opsec briefings
Good luck in the 2nd Great Emu War. Godspeed.
>>81349039
Include me in the screencap please
EW 2?
>>81352406
>Chinese Y-8
>>81352692
Dubs says it will all be fine.
>>81352406
>reverse search
>no results
>>81352672
What stations nigger, you are full of shit?
>>81351837
>Wilmington, NC
proof it fag 8
Is a city like hobart,
pop 200k likely to be nuked in the habbening?
/
>>81352823
Its winter in australia rn retard, sun dotn come till 10
>>81352707
See: >>81349790
>The greatest Australian Shitpost
>>81352907
shit sorry anon
>>81349039
Can i join?
>>81351337
Good to know i'm safe in the middle of nowhere. Probably won't even be able to see any of it go down.
>>81352406
fake this just proves that you idiots just hype anything
>>81352839
Give source.
>>81352572
This
>>81352406
>Australian Shitposting Squad ready to deploy
>>81351222
checked
>>81352406
Chink plane
http://chinesemilitaryreview.blogspot.de/2013/09/chinese-y-8-turboprop-medium-military.html
>>81352924
Munchies is the best place to eat
>>81352406
Didn't realise you were working with the Chinese on this one
>>81349039
Put me in the screen shot
>>81352406
Tell the 24th sqn that they can go fuck themselves, the wankers.
>>81352406
GOD SPEED ANON
>>81352980
post dick
>>81352980
Quick, before 404
>>81352957
>>81352907
thanks anyways, britbong
>>81352990
RARE
>>81352406
LIAR LIAR LIAR
>LIAR LIAR LIAR
LIAR LIAR LIAR
>LIAR LIAR LIAR
LIAR LIAR LIAR
>LIAR LIAR LIAR
LIAR LIAR LIAR
>LIAR LIAR LIAR
>>81352980
Show your dick then
>>81352351
ICBM silo's.
>>81353004
http://chinesemilitaryreview.blogspot.fi/2013/09/chinese-y-8-turboprop-medium-military.html
>>81352980
Need a dick pick to verifiy
>>81353110
Back to b faggot.
>>81352956
teach us your ways
>>81353045
dang, disappointing
>>81353004
a picture that OP picture was cropped from isn't enought?
How about you read the words in the screen shot?
>chinese agents monitoring 4chan see this thread
>gets passed to highest levels
>chinks ramp up and mobilize everything because they believe its a credible threat
>naval confrontation and demands for information
>aggression on both sides
>somebody fires a shot
>the war begins
>USA enters to support Australia
>Russia enters with China
World War 3 will begin because of Australian shitposting.
WELL DONE.
>>81352406
Good luck, based aussie shitposter
>>81352517
It's not often an American gets to take the piss when a xeno doesn't know geography... so... kek.
>>81349115
Are you stupid? I knew about the truck in France 12 hours before it was actually on the news in my country because I was browsing /pol/ at the time.
Fucking leafs
>>81352990
rare flag
>>81352980
You must post dick for thread to become legendary.
>>81353233
remove the screencap wanters jew
>>81353323
But you are from fucking Spain, so that doesn't count
>>81349975
I am "mutilated" as you say just because I had phimosis.
>a congenital narrowing of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be retracted
Envious too btw
>>81349039
upvoted
And it shall be known as the greatest Aussie shit post ever...
But great post though Aussie you fooled me for awhile.
>>81352980
GO GO GO
>>81352925
Let's hope so
mfw this was threads sole purpose was to shitpost and post his penis
>>81353716
fucken wot
niggers down under
>>81353716
coup in Australia when
>>81353455
Do it yourself if they trigger you
>>81353716
pull out dick now
So no drop bears?
>>81349039
EBIC BREAD
>>81352406
FAKE
http://cdn.wonderfulengineering.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/34.jpg
>FAKE
>http://cdn.wonderfulengineering.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/34.jpg
FAKE
http://cdn.wonderfulengineering.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/34.jpg
>FAKE
>http://cdn.wonderfulengineering.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/34.jpg
FAKE
http://cdn.wonderfulengineering.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/34.jpg
>FAKE
>http://cdn.wonderfulengineering.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/34.jpg
FAKE
http://cdn.wonderfulengineering.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/34.jpg
>FAKE
>http://cdn.wonderfulengineering.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/34.jpg
The day I fooled /pol/ I'll remember this always.
>>81353716
Why are you even trying anymore?
>>81353716
Explain the fake chink plane photo if this is so real Aussie
>>81351337
What the hell why witchita falls, this is literally the worst city in texas. All you're gonna kill is niggers, methheads and stoners
>>81353716
SHITPOSTING SHITPOSTINGSHITPOSTING SHITPOSTINGSHITPOSTING SHITPOSTINGSHITPOSTING SHITPOSTING
>>81353881
i'm not even mad
Bump because OP actually delivered.
>>81352211
>China
>against NATO
Bees vs. honey.
>>81353881
Was it your penis tough?
how long is it?
>>81353716
u don goofed
>>81353881
A day that will live in infamy. When /pol/ deliberately attacked by the greatest shitposter of them all.
>>81353716
http://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2016/06/02/480149634/under-u-s-air-cover-afghan-commandos-chase-the-elusive-taliban
>>81353881
Fuck you Aussie cunt
>>81353716
faget
>>81353881
>fooled /pol/
>Posted a chink plane
Yup.
>>81353881
My fucking sides.
GG m8 that truely was gr8 b8
Next time just stop after the dick pick.
>>81353881
wew
>>81353881
at least the penis was true m8?
>>81353511
Phimosis is not a reason to mutilate kids anymore, unless it's very severe. It can be cured by some stretching, youknowwhaddimean.
>>81353881
Not even upset.
GG, aussie
DAE see on Fox news that US airbase in turkey is dark? I can only think of one reason why a soverign us military base on turkish soil would be dark right now and nato countries are calling up right now.
>>81353881
Well done dingo
>>81353881
Fucking Aussies top tier shit post though.
>>81354136
Penis is real, I can post again ;)
I am at darwin though, just thought I would get a good laugh to make the day roll by faster.
>>81352980
Post balls.
>>81352488
We're safe. Nobody cares about Spain.
Most dedicated shitposter ever, gg
I live in Orlando and right now I can hear fucking airplanes outside my house
>>81353881
Not even pissed well played aussie cunt
>>81352980
You're a faggot dressing up in his basement but sure.
Also post dick.
>>81354275
Being bored is better than being slaughtered by shitskins, like your European brothers, don't you think so?
>>81353881
top shitpost, mate!
>>81354404
What kind of airplanes? I'm in FL too
>>81354275
u cheeky cunt post it again to reaffirm the shitposting, good joob m8
The Aussies sit on the throne as the top shitposters.
>>81354554
I cant see them but I can hear them
>>81354275
Post it again to confirm you are OP
>>81349347
What is Hadrians wall?
>>81349039
>>81349039
HOLY FUCK. DUDES LITTLE SCHNOZZLEPECKER PROVES THAT BASED WW3 IS FINALLY HAPPENING.
>>81354633
F
Austrialians are the best. How can Leaves ever recover from this?
Any updates Aussibrah!?!
Please include me in the screencap when posted to /r/4chan
I'm an attention whore faggot fuck face le redditor
If this is the last post and you read this your mother will die in her sleep tonight
praise kek
>>81349039
include me in the screenshot
bullshit. thats highly classified information and you aint Hillary Clinton.
10/10 thread
>>81354633
>Love the based, witty and cool Australians
>Hate the jealous, petty and passive aggressive little Canadian cucks.
I had no issue with them except for their make believe moral superiority when theyre just as fucking lost as anybody.
Only anglospherians will understand this.
Also a reminder that my dubs predicted a Brevik 2.0 in Central Europe.
include all the anons dead parents in the screen shot
>>81351337
>tfw you live in very close proximity to two black dots
Time to move as far away from Richmond as possible.
>>81347718
If you are by any chance in European 'Straya we should have a few beer together and shitpost drunk.
>>81349039
Its WW3 lad wheres your erection
