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>dozens police reported killed (unconfirmed)
>dozens of civilians killed (confirmed)
>government fighter plane has shot down coup helicopter
>internet and social media shut down
>Obama officially supports Erdogan
>Geert Wilders - "I hope Erdogans islamofascist regime is finished. The sooner the better."
>state television back on air in pro-Erdogan hands
>almost no news out of Ankara (the capital), coup might be controlling it exclusively
>Istanbul has large crowds of pro-Erdogan supporters opposing the coup
>reports say Erdogan landed at Istanbul
>CNN t*rk stormed by coup soldiers
>gov officials hiding in shelters
>major bombing of parliament by coup forces
>explosions at airport where Erdoroach landed
DEAD BODIES, GRAPHIC
https://www.KIKEbook.com/muslu.apo.5/videos/vb.1400494389/10206802027074835/?type=2&theater
Rocket hits a building in Ankara
https://twitter.com/thevocaleurope/status/754093931021893634?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Tanks crushing cars
https://twitter.com/Souria4Syrians/status/754082091785003008
Crowd of snackbars shot
https://twitter.com/ReutersLive/status/754078579999150080
Helicopter spraying gunfire
https://twitter.com/agirecudi/status/754086102907047937
CNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTWrGNka-ik
SKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
FOX10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
BRIEFING confused anons
>Erdogan (the president) - wants to be an islamic dictator, crushed the media, put his people as chiefs of police, terrorized kurds and supports ISIS in Syria. Wants Assad dead and a new Ottoman Empire
>Military doing the coup - they want a secular state and not a sharia caliphate. Still dirty muslims, but a bit better for the rest of the world. The roach constitution has a clause against islam taking over the government and the military has intervened 4 times in history to uphold it
Thread themes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE-at65LjDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
MORE GUNSHOTS AT CNN TURK
>LOUD EXPLOSION HEARD AT ISTANBUL'S ATATURK AIRPORT -REUTERS WITNESS. Where Erdogan supposedly is
ERDOGAN GETTING BTFO
>>81229959
>the coup is over
So I was actually right and it was a trap? Based rebels.
COUP COMING BACK STRONG
DO NOT BELIEVE MEDIA LIES
HEAVY FIGHTING AND BOMBING IN ISTANBUL AS WE SPEAK
Roach is ded!!!
WHY WOULD HE LAND? WHY WOULD HE LAND /POL/?
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the military just wants a better Turkey for Anzu
I N C R E A S I N G L Y
N E R V O U S
What's going through his head right now?
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF HIS PLAN?
HOLY SHIT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0g09LfbNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0g09LfbNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0g09LfbNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0g09LfbNQ
thanks based bulgarian we really appreciate your efforts
bless you
'You cannot be both secular and a Muslim. You will either be a Muslim, or secular. When both are together, they create reverse magnetism [they repel one another]. For them to exist together is not a possibility. Therefore, it is not possible for a person who says, 'I am a Muslim' to go on and say, 'I am secular, too.' And why is that? Because Allah, the creator of the Muslim, has absolute power and rule.... When [does the sovereignty belong to the people]? It is only when they go to the polls [every five years] that sovereignty belongs to the people. But both materially, and in essence, sovereignty unconditionally and always belongs to Allah."
>>81230327
THE PILOT LANDED AT WRONG AIRPORT
>>81230327
pilot is one of us
2 JETS FLEW OVER SKY NEWS STUDIO ON ISTANBUL
>THE COUP IS OVER
While the military is bombing parliament and the airport right now.
PERSON CLAIMS THAT EXPLOSION AT ISTANBUL WAS A SONIC BOOM FROM A JET
>the coup is over
Fantastic
>>81230223
MUST BE GAS I MEAN THE COUP IS OVER RIGHT
>coup is over
>there is no war in Ba Sing Se
>>81230405
He filed the wrong flight plan
>>81230398
The tracks
>>81230327
He had the support of the people but this support could die in a moment if the military started to shoot at them.
He had to show everyone he was in control of the situation.
>>81230398
about 6 tons of steel
>>81230455
This is fucking creepy
>>81229959
>ERDOGAN
>LITERALLY
>BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Thank you based Turkish army for everything you did tonight.
COUP FORCES HAS SEIZED THE ANKARA ROBOT
COUP FORCES HAS SEIZED THE ANKARA ROBOT
NO WORD ON THE T-REX YET
Erdogan's plane is being attacked
He's fkn surrounded
praise Kek
>>81230489
> implying the pilot wasn't in on it the whole time
How awesome would it be if Ergodan is dead?
Would Merkel commit suicide?
I'm kinda lost here the fuck is going on I hear its over/not over
are the turks going into civil war or what?
>>81230405
Of coarse!
Captain Britain will help defeat Kebab!
>realises it's 2016
...nvm lads
>>81230455
holy fuck this is crazy
>>81229959
rip king turk
>>81230455
Its really chilling to see the empty news room and hear all that yelling
>>81230707
one can only dream
But but media told us it was over 2 hours ago with victory montage
>>81230455
This seems really bad for the CNN crew.
>>81230398
>"I have no idea how physics works :^D"
Does he think the crew just "feels" him? There's no cameras and no slits that can see him. He could so easily get fucked whether they intend it or not
WHY HAVEN'T THE TURKS BROADCASTED THEIR MESSAGE OVER CNN?
>>81230398
>this will be the bait to satanize the military as the baddies
THE COUP WILL SUCCEED
is anzu dead?
I'm calling it.
Erdogan is dead.
>>81230466
Is that his statement? Because I would like to introduce to him Bosnians. Who are both Secular and Muslims. Fucking dimwit cunt.
>>81230455
thats actually scary
there is so much disinfo i don't know what to believe
>>81230737
It's over.
THE FIRE FUCKING RISES
>#BREAKING Loud explosion reportedly heard at Istanbul's Ataturk airport, same airport the president landed at
>master plan was real
>Brexit
>Turkish Coup
>President Trump
2016 is truly the year of happenings
>>81230737
notice all the live streams are just looping the same clips from earlier. this is far from over.
>>81230737
Military coup, read the fucking OP.
And no, it's far from over.
>>81230455
anyone here to translate the shouting going on?
this is poetic
>he got himself caught
Now what is the next step of his master plan?
why do people care what happens in turkey?
>the cou is over they said
>>81230455
rip
>>81230896
Nah she's in glorious Nippon land.
>>81230948
>Even the Jew is confused
We're in end times lads.
>Coup to Erdogan
DEFCONWarningSystem @DEFCONWS 3 minHace 3 minutos
Police and military exchange fire in #Istanbul's Taksim square, large explosion heard
>>81229959
aight, lads, I'll go for a wank
when I come back the coup better have succeeded
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>81230948
Theres definitely fighting at the airport erdogan landed at, so theres definitely a lot going on still
>>81231046
It effects the world.
2 hours to curfew
this is nowhere near over
>>81230455
>the coup is over
>>81229959
guys jets dropped bombs near my house
probably to police station
Sounds like the roaches are getting in. Voices getting louder and louder.>>81230455
>>81230827
hopefully
>>81230803
Watch it germanbro, they can come for you too.
So is Erdogan dead?
>Probably F-16s of #THK #Turkish_Air_Force 9th Main Jet Base from #Balikesir joined the coup ready to hunt #Erdogan in #Istanbul
>>81230982
4D CHESS
>>81230803
i never imagined we'd be fighting side by side in the ww3 you caused, Allemagnanon
>>81231039
I wish that would happen in the United States.
>>81231012
We need news from ankara, seat of government. Much more impt that the islamist mobs in istanbul. Trying to figure out who is behind this....
>>81229959
(((MSNBC))) has anchors on whining about how Erdagon is "muh democwatically electuhed presidant"
Fuck that roach he's gonna get CRASHED
>>81231046
They're part of NATO
>>81231046
I'd like a secular military elite to take power in Turkey and keep the Islamist population in check.
THIS CHANTING
>>81230398
Here he is actually.
F
>Coup masterminds ease up on the coup in order to lull Erdogan into a false sense of security and then proceed to light his shit up when he lands
GENIUS
>>81231046
it's a NATO member
protestor chanting on CNN turk?
>>81231007
I've notice that. The same shit over and over.
>>81231043
I don't like where this is going.
>>81231046
Very strategically placed.
And fuck mudslime roaches.
Secular roach bros are cool.
GUYS HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE SPREAD ERDOGANS FLIGHT INFO SO THAT HE COULD BE KILLED? WE ARE FUCKING HEROS
>>81231046
Lies between middle east and europe proper
>>81230581
>6 tons
That better be some kind of reverse hyperbole.
SYRIAN JETS FLYING OVER TURKEY
I'm taking my bets on the coup being bigger and having much more support than the government said outside the main cities, and them sending reinforcements to Istanbul.
>>81230455
Spooky as fuck
>>81231165
is it a huge station? why would they spend a bomb on it otherwise...
Ok, guys, this coup has failed.
I repeat, Erdogan is back in power.
No need to look outside the window.
Those are Moderate tanks working for the government.
I repeat, the coup has failed.
>>81230914
Absolutely
He fell into a trap
Genius
>>81231198
I hope so. The meme level will reach over 9000
>>81231046
>why does anyone care a NATO nation could plunge into civil war
hmmmm
>>81230707
She would be fucking finished.
Erdogan is her last chance at getting control over the rapefugees, if he's gone it'll all come tumbling down.
>they're yelling allahu akbar in the cnn building
jesus christ
this is a real happening
an actual factual happening
the president still lives.
Soon, the traitorous dogs behind the coups will hang.
Let us drink to freedom
You know what's going to happen, right?
>Coup will evolve into bloody civil war
>Another proxy conflict between US/Israel and Russia
>Millions upon millions of refugees flee into Europe
>Game over Europe
Is that cheering or screaming I can barely tell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0g09LfbNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0g09LfbNQ
posting again because this is actually crazy shit live
Wish I could have fucked this absolutely stunning woman HARD before the coup boys kill her up at CNN Turk.
But oh well, thats what she gets for siding with a dictator.
#StickyCumHardUpAllInsideThat
Small firearms vs. Fighterjets
>>81231046
Turkey is symbol of hope that mudslimes can act in a democratic and secular matter.
>>81230581
A Leopard 1 weighs at the very least 30 metric tons m8
THE COUP IS OVER I REPEAT THE COUP IS OVER
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
EVERYTHING IS GOING BACK TO NORMAL BY TOMORROW
WE CAN GO BACK TO /pol/'s REGULAR SHITPOSTING NOW
>>81231401
The coup is bombing the police because the police are militarised and loyal
>>81229959
>Erdogan (the president) - wants to be an islamic dictator, crushed the media, put his people as chiefs of police, terrorized kurds and supports ISIS in Syria. Wants Assad dead and a new Ottoman Empire
>Obama officially supports Erdogan
I dont get it
is he ded lads?
tank man worthy?
>>81231165
FUCK YES
>>81231208
SOURCE
SOURCE
SOURCE
>>81230455
damn thats unsettling
>cheering
w-what's happening
>>81231039
best broadcast in cnn's history.
>>81231165
Stay safe, turkbro
you were pretty nice in the mohammed-named fag's thread
News in this man is reported to be leading the coup.
>>81231270
Was the from the helicopter? small arms can't do that kind of damage.
>>81231165
Stay safe brother.
Send hot Turkish refugee girls pls
>>81231270
F for respects
>>81231381
Of course the government would try to underplay the coup
>>81230455
What are they chanting?
EVERY MORNING I RUB COCOA BUTTER ON MY SKEEN SO THAT MY SKEEN HAVE DE HELTY GLOH
>>81231477
Go get run over by a tank.
>>81231165
why are you not joining up with the military faggot?
Can someone resume this for a Mexican who just got home?
>>81231624
"Taqbir" chants on CNN Türk channel reported. Pro government protestors.
>>81231499
what are they chanting, also checked
>>81231536
>tried to bomb
>flew near
so the small arms warded off the jets?
>>81230277
PRAISE KEK
CNN Turk still broadcasting? Anyone got a link?
Anybody know what they are chanting in the live feed on CNN TURK
Seems like Turkey pro-coup military have reorganized and begun to fight back seizing more territory
Erdogan live atm
Ocelot, you said you were delivering me Turkey, what is this shit?
Imagine if that roach that starts his daily Dead American Soldiers threads gets killed
>>81231381
Are you not hearing the CNN Turk livestream?
It sounds like there's thousands of people in the building alone. This is fucking huge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0g09LfbNQ
>>81231499
What's that chanting?
>>81231536
So does the army have its own jets, or is the entire air force not as loyal as its commander?
>>81231676
Yeah but it's still don't make sense why the soldiers surrendered so easily then.
>>81231851
https://youtu.be/sO0g09LfbNQ
>>81231873
source nigger
>Erdogan's jet which landed in Atatürk Airport in Istanbul has taken off again!
>Erdogan's jet which landed in Atatürk Airport in Istanbul has taken off again!
>>81230455
THE AGE OF MAN HAS ENDED
NOW BEGINS THE AGE OF ROACH
>>81230455
sounds like protesters' snackbaring
>>81226140
>>81226331
>>81226702
>>81227057
I'll help you with that:
>Date: June 26th, 2016
>Time: 03:10
>Turkish Armed Forces has whole fully taken control of the country to reinstate the constitutional order, democracy, upholding of human right and freedoms, for the supremacy of law to take hold again to mend the broken security order.
>All of our international agreements and promises still maintain their validity. We promise to maintain our good relations with all countries of the world.
>General Chief of Staff
FYI: This is very rough.
>>81231873
which stream?
>>81231623
Cut that shit out. It's fucking nothing.
>>81231563
Distributed across two sets of treads 12-15 feet long, would roughly come out to 6 tons of pressure at any given point
>>81230455
>That chanting
Oh my god I love this age of technology.
>>81231482
>Millions upon millions of refugees flee into Europe
>Game over Europe
Based UK (no thanks to Scotland) votes to leave the EU just in time.
>>81231851
http://www.ecanlitvizle.com/cnn-turk-izle/
They've started mass chants of something, can't tell what
>>81231477
Shoo roach
https://twitter.com/mafiasummers/status/754118160375222272 rip
>>81231584
>black man who does not want an uprising in the US does not want mudman to get an uprising in Istanbul
it's pretty clear desu
>>81231873
Source: Your ass
>play in golf tourney today
>have a good day of drinking and bullshitting
>come home and see this shit on the news
>mfw
Never would have thought that Erdogan had the military plotting against him. What a clusterfuck this has become
>>81231855
pro-government civilians have taken over the cnn center from the coup supporters.
>>81231288
mass raping
>>81231679
YA ALLAH BiSMiLLAH ALLAHU EKBER
Oh God, in the name of God, God is great
I think?
should have taken out the power grid. once erdogan could talk to the people it was over.
>>81230948
i really don't wanna sound like a shill but this coup has been handled badly from the start, the only way they succeed to some degree if they actually grabbed erdogan at the airport
if not this is a lot of noise for nothing, erdogan wins and makes turkey islamist
>>81230455
HOLY FUCK SOMEONE RUBBED THE MIC
IT'S OVER
>>81231862
My guess is their original plan failed so they are trying round 2.
>>81231735
>unironically supporting coup instigated by religious extremists
the fethullah dogs are thousandfold worse than AKP
I heard from CNN that the coup is over. It was fun boys but I'm #readyforhillary now.
fuck what are they chanting?!
>>81231584
This reeks of CIA so it seems Obama is keeping up appearances.
>>81231940
Thanks bro
>>81231482
KiwiFag, I'm coming to live with you
There are better looking girls than Iggy Azalea right?
BABA VANGA FORETOLD THIS
is the roach king dead yet?
>>81231657
No
https://www. normiebook .com/muslu.apo.5/posts/10206802028714876
what are they chanting?
i hear allahu (something) akbar (something)
>>81231644
It turns out that he's not on any side, he's infiltrated and is now fighting both parties with his bare hands.
He's immune to small-arms fire.
>>81232080
thats what it sounds like to me
>>81229959
I made this video, compiling all the MP4s posted to /pol/!
https://youtu.be/xAQeHGNseYw
>>81231482
>Muslims killing Muslims just makes Islam stronger.
It is the end of times.
TURBULENCE ON THE MICROPHONES
NUCLEAR WAR IMMINENT
HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW WHAT TO CHANT? WAS THIS CHOREOGRAPHED?
Cum
Lots of it
All inside
More than will fit
This is your happeningly reminder that this is the official friendly comfy /pol/ happening leitmotif:
https://soundcloud.com/user595504203
https://soundcloud.com/user595504203
https://soundcloud.com/user595504203
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>>81232119
I hope some French guy drives a truck through the ppl on the streets
>>81231966
thanks for your efforts
>>81231012
IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!!!!!
So, they lost the airport without a fight?
>>81232044
The Turkish military is -always- (always) planning a coup against the gubbermint. Its been like this since the country was formed.
>>81229959
Is it still happening? Is it over? I'm confuse.
>>81231584
>Supporting ISIS
>Wants Assad dead
Obama and Erdogan are the same person.
>>81231941
>>81231978
Sorry lads, he was talking here on Sky tg 24 Italia but they just said it's not live
>>81232044
>tfw got home from golfing earlier
How did you shoot?
I'm so fucking bad
When are they gonna use the nukes?
Like adults.
>>81232080
is that all they fucking know
hurr muh allah, muh allah so great hurr i love allah i love allah *blows up*
Erdogan's plane took off again
>>81232243
Nice work anon
>>81232294
An Imam leads the chant and tells people what to say, you fucking idiot, this is protesting 101
>Facing a military coup, Turkish President Tayyip Erodgan pointed the finger of blame Friday at a man living 5,000 miles away in a gated compound in the Poconos.
Fethullah Gulen, a reclusive Muslim cleric in his 70s and head of a multibillion movement based on an isolated 26 acres in Saylorsburg, Pa., has long been a target of the Turkish president, who blames him and his followers for fomenting revolution in his native country.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20160716_Turkey_s_president_blames_Muslim_cleric_in_the_Poconos_for_military_coup.html
post yfw some gets beheaded at that cnn turk stream
>>81232383
the pathetic coup not only lost the airport, they lost the cnn center to civilians.
>>81232113
>coup instigated by Islamic extremists
Your government is the Islamic extremist faction, roach.
>All those people saying the coup failing is a win for democracy
So this is how freedom dies?
With every man and woman tossing a piece into the fire and yelling in triumph?
Reports of Erdogan's plane taking off again after reports of explosion and shooting.
Probably just escaped.
>>81232322
https://soundcloud.com/user595504203/its-ogre-1
https://soundcloud.com/user595504203/its-ogre-1
https://soundcloud.com/user595504203/its-ogre-1
>>81232239
Absolute mad man, how does he keep getting away with it?!
>>81229959
This is a distraction.
boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/81214757
This is like Game of Thrones in real life.
>>81232408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0g09LfbNQ
IT'S FUCKING OVER!
WHY IS IT OVER?
SOMEONE PLEASE OPEN MY EYES HERE!
IS IT OVER?!?!
>>81232307
>>81231500
I liked her too m8
>>81230748
Well congratulations for him. What could be his next step?
>>81232109
Yeah now they went and woke up all their buddies at home and trucked in guys from across the country
"hey guess what, if we dont fight, we're skewered"
"fuck yeah, im jumping in the truck"
>>81232408
You can know for sure tomorrow evening. All info tonight is useless in deciding if its done or not.
What a time to be alive
>>81231938
It seems more like they give up unimportant places, as they cant just shoot unarmed people.
And dont forget, all turkish media is 100% government controlled.
>>81231166
nobody checkn dubs or what?
>>81230455
Beautiful, this is how i imagine a zombie apocalypse.
>CNN stream
>mob screams
They don't seems like "kind" citizens
>>81232237
Don't know, didn't really sound like snackbaring to me.
>>81230455
ABANDON YOUR POSTS
FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES
>>81232383
These are military strategists running the show. They probably gave them the airport so roach king would land.
This CNN stream is genuinely unnerving. People watching worldwide as Turkey falls apart.
>>81232502
I'M SORRY I DON'T GO TO FAGGOT CHANTING PROTESTS
THE ONLY BARKS I WANT TO HEAR ARE GUNSHOTS
>>81232610
>>81232408
It just begun, ShnitzelFag
Grab popcorn and a beer
they are chanting
>WE WANT FREEDOM HOLY KEK!
>WE WANT FREEDOM HOLY KEK!
"The coup is over"
t. government mouthpiece several hours before the coup even got serious
This is going to be chaos. Everybody knew that after syria, turkey would be the next shithole.
The Kurdish rebel leaders are laughing their asses off, just like Putin.
>ey yo Kurdish boss, when do we attack the turkish intelligence office?
>dont worry, the turkish army is already bombing it as we're speaking
>huh?
go kurds,
ERDOGAN IS PROBABLY NOT DEAD
HIS PLANE IS IN THE SKY AGAIN
>>81232080
>ekber
why can't they say akbar
>>81230353
Is she safe?
>>81232537
>what is the fethullah gulen movement
dont open your retard mouth without knowing what is happening.
Why the fuck do you think the most hardcore anti-AKP/islam people are out protesting the coup?
DEFCONWarningSystem @DEFCONWS 6m6 minutes ago
What we know: Coup appears to be ongoing, military still actively bombing and taking buildings, CNN turk off air, lots of misinformation
>>81232531
They lost it because they don't want to make a carnage. When you claim to the world this coup is for democracy and human rights you can't just kill everyone in front of the cameras.
>>81230455
OH SHIT ROACH SPOTTED HIT THE FUCKIN DIRT
WAT
SOMEONE GOT IN
CNN STREAM ACTIVE
>>81232575
It aint over bud.
KEBAB INSIDE CNN
MOVEMENT
Remember guys, if Erdogan gets shot in the head and survives, it's the end of times and he's the Antichrist.
Do not accept the mark of the beast.
>>81232243
Great job anon
I wonder how nervous the MP's/military dudes at the embassies are
>>81232562
Refuel just to leave?
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
who the fuck was that and what did he say?
Roach spotted on CNN stream!
CRAZY
>>81232749
>plane lands again
>putin steps out wearing Erdogan;s skin
>>81232575
>gunshots just went off in the CNN studio
>Erdogan under fire at the airport
Sure is over
>>81232873
I hope he starts stealing shit.
Where is the noise from the CNN turk livestream coming from? Did they leav a window open or are there protesters in the building?
>>81231839
>so the small arms warded off the jets?
I believe some people believe this, maybe striking different targets.
>>81231915
No fucking clue who is on who's side, but I do know that Erdogan called on his supporters to get involved which means he's with his back to the wall.
Probably controls much less of the army then expected.
>>81232575
It hasn't even begun
>ok im da boss nao
>>81232873
WTF THAT GUY SAID
>>81232815
>People on TV chanting Allahu Akbar and Erdogan over and over while carrying Islamist flags are the moderates
>>81230455
>PINK SHIRT
LGBT UPRISING NOW?
>that CNN stream
Life is starting to feel more and more like a found footage film
ATATURK AIRPORT BOMBED BY THE MILITARY
this guys gonna review the news for us
What is that roach doing on the desk
CNN
I'M TAKING OVER THIS SHITSHOW
>>81232815
Gulen lives in the fucking Poconos. But go on, scapegoat all you want, t*rk.
>>81232796
No, she was one of the first victims. Her body was found dismembered.
>>81232815
On the other side your goverment have pretty long way to democraci... even Russia is safer for journalysts than turkey.
>>81233006
KEK HES STEALING THEIR PHONES
>>81232796
>she
buddy I have some news for you
turkbros translate pls
>>81232873
>random autist waking in front of the camera
lel
>>81230455
Some dude is there.
>>81230455
Some dudes at the news desk
Translation for fucks sake
THE MADMAN!
>>81232873
hes talking, but i don't speak roach
GET IN CNN TURK STREAM NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0g09LfbNQ
>>81229959
Here's something interesting to mull over: Back in 2011 a bunch of high ranking officers in the Turkish army went to prison. This could perhaps mean that Erdo is stacking the army with his people, so it was now or never for the conspirators.
who is pink shirt?
>>81232726
I eat a traditional bag of popcorn every happening. I wasted it all on blm Dallas shooting and nice attack! I'm out of popcorn for this one.
imagine this guy gets rekt on the stream
Where to watch stream in Canada?
>>81232573
WHAT IS THIS NIGGER SAYING
>>81232815
You mean the same people chanting Allahu Ackbar?
>>81232648
Nope Turkish media getting BTFO, by based Turkish soldiers.
Translation plz !
>>81233132
Kek it so!
TRANSLATOR?
>>81232873
>when you are late to work and no one is there
>>81230455
This guy is so fucking scared. Go hide you mong.
THE GATES HAVE BEEN BREACHED
THE GREAT PINK ROACH HAS CONQUERED CONSTANTINOPLE
BYZANTIUM HAS FALLEN
>>81232546
Shut up padme
>>81233208
TRANSLATION
>>81233109
they missed king roach senpai
>>81233304
https://www.canlitvizle.io/cnn-turk
>>81232796
""""""She""""" is in nip land I think
>>81233254
>inb4 gets shot on screen
IS HE GONNA GET KILLED?
SHITS GOING DOWN!
>>81233254
Someone is gonna have to translate for us..
>>81232796
>>81230353
please send anzu to America
she will be safe here
she can be my wife
I will protect her
this is fucking surreal
IT'S OFFICIAL THE COUP FAILED!!!!!!
/POL/ BTFO
>/POL/ BTFO
/POL/ BTFO
>/POL/ BTFO
HEY RETARDS HOW IS TO BE ALWAYS ON THE LOSER SIDE???
>>81232648
Not for long. They've stormed CNN.
someone watching the CNN türk stream, the hell is going on there?
>>81232965
Kek
>>81233193
Adrenaline
You amerilards would probably just drop dead while yelling oh my god
I hope pink shirt will not die.
DEFCONWarningSystem @DEFCONWS 2 minHace 2 minutos
Erdogan appears before supporters outside Istanbul airport
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>allah snackbar intensifies
>>81230455
SOMEONE PLEASE TRANSLATE
>>81233442
SNACKBAR CONFIRMED
>>81233281
I got kettlecorn
Can any roach translate what the guy at CNN is talking about
>>81233315
he saying the same thing the protestors were chanting about god is great
i think he is a civilian
the coup detat is by more radical islamists than erdogans party lads it has nothing to do with the secular military apparently
https://www.stratfor.com/analysis/why-turkish-coup-will-likely-fail?utm_source=freelist-f&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=article
>>81233062
>the people chanting allahu ekber are the only ones protesting
I am also not the only one fucking your mom, get your intel under control kiddo.
>>81233129
His plants are all over the country, being cleansed daily. He and the CIA are behind the coup.
Didn't this motherfucker Erdogan build himself a nice massive palace recently? Why the fuck do people support him?
>>81233482
Meanwhile in reality the military is almost in total control of Ankara.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE SOLDIERS?
>>81230353
>inside of every tank
>in the cockpit of fighter jets
>hanging from the wall of the colonel's command post
>picture collages
>"Do it for her"
>>81233206
>ayo holl up
Drinks someone elses coffee
>so you was sayin
Starts spewing quran verses on libe TV
We Wuz Coup N Shit
>steals laptops
>>81232456
Texas scramble - won the tourney at -8
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON I HAVE NO IDEA
>>81231625
highest rated, too!
This is surreal lads, never thought I'd witness such happenings
>>81230455
>chanting grows in volume and clarity
run pinkshirt, run while you still can
>>81233442
Lulz. Random coffee bitch in charge nao.
>>81233272
>This could perhaps
That has been going on blatantly for many years, there is no maybe/perhaps/possibly/hypothetically. Its ouvert, nothing secret about it.
WHAT ARE THEY YELLING
Is this guy ordering kebab delivery?
>>81233630
>>the people chanting allahu ekber are the only ones protesting
Well considering you are sat on your fatass on here I will take the camera's words over yours.
>>81232573
>allah chanting
Someone should just drop a nuke on these shits already.
>>81232620
Fair enough.
>>81232726
>Shnitzel
Anon, I...
>>81233630
Can you translate for us what this fucker on CNN is going on about?
LInk to stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0g09LfbNQ
>>81233630
TRANSLATE
It sounded like pink shirt guy was yelling allah ackbar. Guess the military couldn't stop one guy with a pink shirt. Sad!
>>81231999
Yeah tripbro fuck Scotland
DEFCONWarningSystem @DEFCONWS 3m3 minutes ago
Erdogan appears before supporters outside Istanbul airport
>>81233427
They are trying to shoo shoo the roach fampai
>>81231596
Man, even with it's less than ideal development, that is one sexy airplane.
>>81233637
Turks like Islamist dictators.
>>81233637
Roaches are mentally challenged
WHAT ARE THEY YELLING
TRANSLATE
>>81233712
Lucky, I just bought new irons and they feel good when I strike well but thats rare
oh well
>>81231270
got cronenberged
>>81233811
Sometimes I get confused too.
pinkshirt is a god amongst men I can't wait to see him get shot live
RUN PINKSHIRT MAN
If Turkey falls to the Muslims I am joining the United Atheist Alliance. We will eat our meals from our bellies which are perfectly suitable for this purpose.
>>81233822
This please. Someone translate!
I'm worried for this guy.
Erdogan is alive and in the airport
>>81230455
>some fag screaming islamic chants for the Erdogan retarded crowd on the outside.
>coup
kek
Erdogan is one smart roach
ALL I HEAR ON CNN IS ALLAHU ACKBAR
I THOUGHT THE COUP MILITARY WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK OVER
>>81233825
The empty station with the chanting and cheering in the background is super eerie.
>>81233963
ALLAHU EKBAR
I blame Saddam
WHY ARE THERE LITTLE GIRLS SCREAMING
>>81233132
That fucking stache shadow is disgusting.
COUP OVER MILITARRY SURRENDERED
NEW
>>81234104
NEW
>>81234104
NEW
>>81234104
NEW
>>81234104
NEW
>>81230920
I'd like to introduce him to a noose, do people not see through this? "You are only secular when you vote." What the fuck? The time for Islam to end is now.
>>81234084
Waiting for confirmation though. Hopefully they're cheering for his corpse.
STAY SAFE PINKSHIRT MAN
PRAISE KEK
pink shirt guy: welcome back to evolution 2016
what did he mean by this?
![[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 11 [720p][(029870)08-41-24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YWGeNCp.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 11 [720p][(029870)08-41-24]")
Pray for pink guy safety
>>81232401
My impression is that Erdogan was ruling the country with an iron fist and had everything on lockdown.
As if the situation with Syria and ISIS wasn't bad enough, now you have a coup that has become the proverbial turd in the punch bowl
Cum
Her
>coup succeeds
>obama shown to be a fool
>hurts Clintons campaign
>Trump president
CANT STUMP THE TRUMP
Ah. The guy is saying there are no more soldier in the CNN turk building.
>that screeching
>that switching from low quality yelling to high and back
this is getting scary guys
>>81231596
>they fell for the VTOL meme
I just want to know what the fuck pink shirt is up to.
>>81234181
Cute kot.
GOOD LUCK PINK SHIRT MAN!
>>81233637
History proved that coup d'état always make a country worse than before.
>>81233807
>he thinks the coup is all over the country
you dont even know what the fuck is going on, there is no point in even discussing this with you.
Further responding to you would be like trying to clean up a burger that fell in a pile of shit.
But go ahead, tell me about my country and how this anti-islamic coup is the saviour of democracy, and somehow justify secularists being against the coup too.
>>81234481
>he thinks the coup is all over the country
No, I think it is in Ankara and Istanbul.
#SavePinkShirtMan
>>81233979
I borrowed a co-workers clubs that his kids use and they were about 20 years old and about an inch short for me. Once I had my three drives I was there for drinking and moral support
If the coup is so good then how come we know about it?
>>81234577
Because our media has never once lied to us EVER.
>>81234346
STOVL, not VTOL, although I think the F-35B can do both if it has to.
>>81234346
STOL*
>>81230455
Run you damn fool, sauntering away won't do you any good
>>81231399
T E N S
E
N
S
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?
>>81234606
I just need to golf more and get some lessons and I should be golden
>>81234481
SHOTS FIRED
>>81232567
You fucking idiot
CAN SOMEBODY FILL ME IN ON ANYTHING SIGNIFICANT THAT MAY HAVE HAPPENED IN THE LAST HOUR
IS EGG ROLL DAN BTFO YET?
HE WILL MAKE TURKEY GREAT AGAIN
>>81234694
so if the Turks had been granted EU status what would they do in this situation?
>>81233603
Something about the coup
>>81235049
Oh god, is he dead?!
>>81234577
>you are sat on your fatass on here
yeah, I should have traveled a thousand kilometers with the car I dont own just to find its already over.
But yeah, you sure have convinced me on how this unorganized as fuck coup is done by anti-islamists who are literally half the country and based as fuc
>>81233274
cameraman
I don't see this ending well for Papa Roach.
>>81231951
source?
>>81231584
nigga he can't just support the coup, even tho its against the radicals, when the whole world waits for his response.
WHAT IS THE BEST STREAM TO WATCH?
Obama, Erdogan and Islamic faggots victorious today... *deep sigh*
>>81231270
nigga got gored
CALL ROOF KOREANS NOW
HE LIVES, HE LIVES AND HE WARNED US
HE WARNED US, AND WE DIDNT LISTEN
>>81235867
https://youtu.be/mxcfhDnD1Q0
>30 mins ago: not allowed to land
>giving a press conference now
>coup
>>81232873
The crew is still hiding, one came out for a second and found a better spot or something.
So is the coup actually failing?
>>81236311
Apparently they control the capital but fucked up the rest of it.
>>81236178
Seriously, what's he saying?
>>81231901
Dubs grant it
>>81236496
>this coup is high treason
>it was done by parallel state
>we'z sum' proppa' demokrats n shiet
>>81234346
You are just jelly.
how the fuck did he get out of the airport?
>>81235125
I dont have a clue. I live in a free country.
>>81235849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0g09LfbNQ
What the fuck is the roach on the stream saying?
>>81237084
>literally nothing happening
"no"
Is it already over? No more happenings?
This is so fucking staged, I'm cringing.
>>81236725
Is it true that political views in Turkey are extremlly polarized right now? It seems like Istanbul supports Erdogan while Ankara supports the army.
I heard the coup has been neutralized.
Shame Tbh, I wanted to get in my habbening jammies and watch the news
>>81235013
kek
>>81237762
explain
![Cncryx3XgAAiuBo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9Ur7Yaq.jpg "Cncryx3XgAAiuBo[1]")
