CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
J U S T
What happens if everyone denies you permission to land? Crash the plane?
>>81192688
sry we are full
probably not his last resort
>>81192958
With no survivors.
Next stop, Sweden?
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT.
ROACHES CAN CHECK IN
BUT THEY CAN'T CHECK OUT
>>81192688
BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS GERMANY
>>81192958
with no survivors
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
>>81192688
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>81193128
>Next stop, Sweden?
France maybe?
Who is Turkey's biggest ally?
>>81193223
Are you kidding? This is the first good thing that Germany has done in years. King Roach needs to crash and burn.
>>81193223
if it is just Erdogan's blood we don't care
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
That was unexpected even from you, Germany
>>81193094
Did we start a fire?
>>81193223
its just roach blood
Why not just land anyway?
What are the Germans going to do, shoot the plane out of the sky?
ICH BIN UNTERWEGS NACHTS IN BERLIN
ICH HAB KEIN BOK MEINE WAFFE ZU ZIEHN
>>81193392
COUP
HE'S GOING TO LONDON
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>Turkey
>"""""member"""" of NATO
kek
>>81193033
kek
e
k
>>81193767
Yes.
>>81193033
UNDERRATED POST OF THE CENTURY!
>>81192688
More like Air Roach One was denied permission to land.
>>81193704
>Letting a dictator who claimed he wanted to be like Hitler crash and burn litteraly
Nah it's just like them
WTF? I HATE MERKEL NOW!
>>81193767
Yeah. We would.
>>81192688
memes aside, the Putsch failed, erdoroach still in power
>>81192688
Maybe they can ask Russia if it would be okay to...
Oh wait...
>>81192688
wow rude
IT STARTS WITH
ONE THING I DON'T KNOW WHY
>>81193588
Israel
>>81193840
Will the plane have enough fuel after British rejection?
>>81193555
There's only one man in this world with the courage... to save a Roach
>>81194153
Don't ever post worst meguca ever again
>>81193767
Hhhhhhh... yes...
>>81192688
>mfw Erdogan has to seek asylum in Russia
>>81192958
He better order the pilot to kamikaze them into something important for final turk lulz
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
EXTERMINATION
NO BREATHING
DONT GIVE A FUCK ERDOGANS LEAVING
>>81192688
PLEASE BE REAL OH MY GOD IF THIS IS REAL TODAY IS BETTER THAN FUCKING CHRISTMAS
>>81192688
WAKE ME UP
>Merkel lets in hundreds of thousands of muslims straight from Turkey
>denies Erdogan amnesty
>>81193033
>>81193033
Good....good.
>>81193037
underrated post
>>81193588
Gravy
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
>>81193747
hemolymph
I'M COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
IT STARTED OUT WITH A JET
HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS
IT WAS ONLY A JET
IT WAS ONLY A JET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxYt2BYqR3k
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxYt2BYqR3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxYt2BYqR3k
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxYt2BYqR3k
>>81193588
Literally Azerbaijan
>>81193588
us you retard, thats why we store 90 fucking nukes at Incirlik AFB
>>81194448
You are only a refugee if you AREN'T actually fleeing persecution
>>81193767
I say let him land....then throw him in a refugee centre.
Why should I be cheering against Erdogan? He seems like a cool dude
>>81194444
THEIRS NOTHING TO WAKE UP FROM
>>81194444
Check them quads
>>81192958
with no survivors
>>81194894
>we store 90 fucking nukes at Incirlik AFB
uh-oh spaghettios
>>81194993
he's a right wing islamist fucktard
Is he a good leader? Is it really a coup if it's just a few soldiers?
>>81194993
>not cheering for anarchy and chaos
>>81192958
>>81195255
If your parliament is blown up and your president is forced to leave by the military yes its a coup
>>81195209
it's not in any danger. they have gone on highest alert so if the turkish military attempts to seize control, they will be shot.
>>81194993
Get the fuck out
>>81194993
He's an authoritarian Islamist.
>>81193588
ISIS
>>81195526
So could one day that it's happening?
who is next
>>81192688
He's going to Saudi Arabia.
Looks like Turkey will end up in a similar state to Algeria. Military control, stable for now.
you guys wanna bet itll land in sweden?
>>81192688
He's probably coming to Bosnia. Please NO.
>>81196010
kek
>>81195942
COUNTRY
>>81195822
If they try to take it will be a get a film directed by Bay, cause I need a new Bay military movie again
>>81192958
>>81194627
I was going with mashed potatoes.
>>81192688
Its illegal for sheepfuckers to land.
>>81196144
yes please this country needs a wakeup call
>>81192958
You are a big kebab
>>81194444
[CAN'T WAKE UP]
>>81195233
>he's a right wing islamist fucktard
probably better than a leftwiing islamic fucktard. Hence this is the problem with turkey as was with iraq and libya - ruled by mental fucks but kept their nations "relative stable" now look at libya and iraq...
sometime better the devil you know
>>81194993
He is a corrupt piece of shit.
>>81192958
Of course.
>Erdogan denied entry to Germany
>Sweden says they'll grant amnesty
>roaches fly too close to Kaliningrad
>Russian fighter shoots it down
Captcha: airplanes
let the world burn
Kek will crash the plane
>>81196737
kek
>>81193033
ABOUT FUCKING TIME HANS, ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU SAUSAGE EATER
IF NOT GERMANY OR BRITAIN,
WHERE THE FUCK ELSE DOES ERDY GO??
Wasn't merkel trying to get turkey in the EU just a few weeks ago
lol. Europe is so fucked
>>81193033
you were full before faggot, now you're overrun. One more isn't gonna make a difference
>>81192688
THREAD THEME
H
R
E
A
D
T
H
E
M
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q9h7gi6YPI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q9h7gi6YPI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q9h7gi6YPI
I-N-C-L-U-D-E I-N A-L-L T-H-R-E-A-D-S
We're getting full Deus Vult up in this bitch now.
>>81197146
Into the ground
>>81196737
>Kek granted me Boeing 737 digits
I'M NOT WORTHY
>>81197146
I bet they let him land so he can fly to the US and be elected president
>>81197146
The Atlantic.
>>81197146
TO HELL
>>81194894
>thats why we store 90 fucking nukes at Incirlik AFB
That's the scary part, what if they fell into islamic hands?
>>81196173
No one seeks Asylum in Bosnia. He's probably begging Barry O. right now to be able to land at a US base in Germany.
>>81197200
Yes. Nothing to be surprised of desu.
>>81194627
Kek'd way to hard at this
>>81197485
What if HIllary becomes president?
>>81196530
Except the 'devil we know' is Erdogan and he has literally supported Islamist-terrorism and has created as much instability in both Turkey and the wider Middle East as he could.
Turkey simply isn't like Saddam's Iraq. It was built by Ataturk to be a stable, secular democracy and the military is rightly trying to get rid of those who would see it become an Islamist shithole.
>>81193033
full of bbc.
>>81197146
Potentially to the Saudis but most likely back to Turkey to face charges
>>81197668
Ok so this is a good thing then, I'm glad
>>81193033
Somebody delete the first two posts, lol!
>>81196301
Shit taste tbqh
THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/U3A-lJQlrmk?t=74
>>81198164
Listen fampie 13 hours was fucking awesome
(SAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE)
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???
>>81194894
>we store 90 fucking nukes at Incirlik AFB
>>81198372
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>81192688
DEPOSITION
NO LANDING
>>81194040
Hey now don't be rash! Merkel is a great leader who is singlehandedly saving the EU
>>81192688
This is beautiful
>>81198660
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>81197146
[orange monocle hinges into place]
He dies.
>>81197317
>I bet they let him land so he can fly to the US and be elected president
This coup is probably US backed so that might be correct.
>>81197485
It won't. Are you fucking retarded?
>>81197146
Underneath the military's boot.
>>81198372
The Turk roach king is fleeing his country, but no one will let him land in their own country. So the next step is crashing this plane.
>>81192958
They will do a may day and I'm quite certain you can't deny them to do an emergency landing in peace times.
>>81192688
Roach?
>>81197645
>What if HIllary becomes president?
what if both happened - end of the world?
>>81197886
Look up the history of the Turkish military. Ataturk literally made one of their main jobs the removal of Kebab if Kebab ever gets too much power. We've seen Turkey in the space of 10 years go from a European styled democracy to an authoritarian, increasingly Islamist shithole and it's literally the military's job in Turkey to tell Erdogan that he's sent the country down the wrong path and that it's his time to fuck off now. Ataturk is smiling in his grave and hopefully, Kebab will be running for the hills before long.
>>81193033
well done lads
>>81197485
>>81198433
Idiots. If the roaches even look at that Air Force base in a way that worries the US, they will literally feel the fist of God come down on their sorry asses.
The US won't lift a finger to rescue an American citizen from getting kidnapped and murdered by mudslimes, but if they go anywhere near our nukes, it's game uber.
>>81194270
if you help someone, he loses
>>81199338
rare
a
r
e
>>81193979
>Air Roach One
>>81196310
I don't think I've seen that one before. Thanks anon.
>>81199982
To be fair most citizens that get kidnapped did something really stupid like visit anywhere not at least second world
>>81192688
YEEEESSSS.
Send him to Guantanamo Bay
>>81199203
>It won't. Are you fucking retarded?
Maybe but not as fucking retarded as your govt who like to put their nukes on potentially islamic soil.
>>81193555
Last I heard, people have a hard time stopping in France.
I know it's not going to happen, but let's just say that suddenly a few nukes were launched
What could we do?
>>81200813
irrelevant countries that reap the benefits of the strong without contributing anything don't get opinions in world affairs
>>81193223
Damn, I'd forgotten about you.
What a piece of shit flag you have Norwank.
>>81201151
We? Nothing.
So why is this a big deal? I dam not up to date with the news, what exactly is going on?
>>81192688
>>81201265
>What a piece of shit flag you have Norwank.
Your flag can be summarized into 3 words: shitty bloody urine
Now let's meme the Air Roach One to crash.
PRAISE KEK
>>81201467
if he goes back to Turkey, the military will kill him, painfully and slowly. He needs permission to land anywhere else, and by extension, get asylum.
>>81199982
>If the roaches even look at that Air Force base in a way that worries the US, they will literally feel the fist of God come down on their sorry asses.
Pity the fist of God can't appear in a small Kentucky town which has 4 mosques.
>>81200259
SENPAI
kebab removing kebab. what a nice day
>>81193033
They were here all this time
AND NOW THERE BACK
WELCOME BACK DEUTSCHLAND !
>>81201903
>>81201232
>irrelevant countries that reap the benefits of the strong without contributing anything don't get opinions in world affairs
Meaning?
>>81194451
That is a good meme to read.
>>81201903
kek
>yfw they let him in
>>81192688
Please shoot him down russbros
AHAHAHAHAHAH RIP
>>81202716
>kebab removing kebab. what a nice day
Yes but Merkin will take in all those displaced islamics from turkey - hows your day feeling now?
>Germany not accepting a Turk
HAVE I JUST WOKE UP IN OPPOSITE WORLD?
THEYRE ALL DEAD
Why is the whole world going into chaos so fast?
I wasn't prepared for this.
>>81196310
>carson
ayyy lmao
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aeSJlVDdQ
>>81203671
>>81192688
JUST FUCK MY JET UP
Kebab removing kebab kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klF-vKy4qpw
It appears that erdogan has just flown out of turkey on flight mh370
>>81194399
That would be hilarious.
>>81205157
isnt he on this one https://de.flightaware.com/live/flight/AFL2134
>>81194444
CAN'T WAKE UP
but I can acknowledge those digits.
>>81193718
Yes.
The
Fire
Rises.
>>81192688
lol the country that advocates taking in refugees refuses a few.
>>81193033
underrated post
>>81203921
Don't laugh, word is Mullah Sadiq Khan is letting him into london.
CAN'T UN-TURBAN THE ERDOGAN
>>81193094
fucking hell, I almost did a spit take
>>81196414
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>81202170
>Air Roach One
KEK BE PRAISED ! IT CRASHED ! meme magic is real! kek vult WAKRE ME UP
http://www.blickamabend.ch/news/trolololo-im-doggy-style-dieser-schaeferhund-ist-im-herzen-ein-popstar-id3305046.html
This is what happens when you threaten to "unleash" 5 million refugees on Europe if you aren't granted EU membership.
>>81206367
fuck off, our Boris will stop that!
hey guys, /mu/ here, he'll be fine
fresh
>>81194627
goddamnit, lol
>>81192688
BREAKING NEWS: ERDOGAN HAS PERMISSION TO LAND IN USA
>>81208801
Someone get a Stinger quick
>>81208801
THE WALL JUST BECAME 14,000 FEET HIGHER.
>>81208801
Obama you fucking muslim. Your legacy will never come to pass.
>>81197219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGgIvpw2lPI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVsBct390Xc
>>81208801
>ERDOGAN HAS PERMISSION TO LAND IN USA
Not my permission... I do like the idea of him making the attempt though as he doesn't have enough fuel now.
>first refugee germany denies is the turkish prime minister
>>81201110
Underrated.
>>81208801
NOW you accept refugees?!
>>81201265
There is plenty of shit to say about Norway, but the flag? It's objectively top tier.
>>81194444
Erdogan: Can I enter your country?
SWEDEN: YES
>>81194444
CUT MY QUADS INTO PIECES
THESE ARE MY LAST DIGITS
>>81208801
Link, motherfucker
COUP OVER, FAILED!
>>81197146
Hello.
>>81199382
>being this autistic
>>81210208
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/15/turkey-president-erdogan-permitted-in-usa/87152776/
>>81211774
Thanks Obama
ERDOGAN BTFO
>>81200316
Kek
>>81208801
We did it for the shah
>>81192688
>Ergodan will remember that.
>>81193979
>Air Roach One
