> T H R E A D . T H E M E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN2Xs-MvxLw
> M A Y ' S . C A B I N E T
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36785814
> S P E C T A T O R
http://www.spectator.co.uk/
Rolling updates here, chaps:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2016/jul/15/turkey-coup-attempt-military-gunfire-ankara
2nd for corrie
>Implying there's a coup
sleep, ever
>secular takeover of turkey
>remainaics saying this means turkey won't join the eu sooner
Literal retardation.
Did we cause all this madness?
UK most influential country 2016
>>81183549
Shit bread
Didn't even include my upload of the latest spectator mag
Reposting from last thread:
I'm not happy about this lads. Erdogan seemed like he represented traditional Turkish values, plus there could be Tukrs trying to get into Europe now.
>>81183983
>Erdogan is now asking his supporters to congregate in the streets in a show of solidarity
Blatant attempt to force civilian casualties and necessitate international intervention
>Erdogan: jezza help m8, how do i survive this coup
>Jezza: just go out to your allotment and plant some turnips dude lmao, that's how i did it
>>81184159
Why the fuck do I have a US flag??? I'm in Edinburgh.
>>81184089
Freedom is contagious
REMINDER
ERDAGON IS SEEKING ASYLUM IN GERMANY
https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/754066848078000128
https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/754066885981958148
>>81184115
Couldn't find the link m8, rushed to make it too before the last one got KILL
>Turkey gets new, '''''''secular''''''' government
>European leaders rush to bring Turkey into the EU
>Every country except the UK gets flooded with roaches
Funny times ahead lads
>>81184159
>Tukrs trying to get into Europe now.
good luck with that. haven't they closed off the border
>>81184279
He's coming home
>>81184159
Fuck traditional Turkish Muslims values
A co-operative secular turkey will negotiate with the eu to stop refugees without blackmail this will help reduce the flow to nothing
Did we do it lads?
Have we unleashed kek upon this unsuspecting planet? Is this what the experts were talking about?
>"i-it's the islamists I swear!"
silly erdogan
Good of them to do all this in plenty of time for the Sunday papers.
>>81184159
Erdogan was/is an islamist. Turkey is a constitutionally secular country, has been for nearly a century.
Good riddance.
>>81183549
Why did you guys fall in love with this piece of Fascit architecture?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palazzo_della_Civilt%C3%A0_Italiana
I like it too, also it was supposed to hvae statues of great italians under every arch, but then the war happened, shame
>>81183549
Did Boris organize this coup with his new MI6 agents?
Just got online, what the fuck is happening in Turkey??
>>81184089
BREXIT DID THIS
RACIST FASCIST XYLOPHONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81184159
>Erdogan seemed like he represented traditional Turkish values
Exactly the opposite.
>>81184279
You can't make this shit up.
>>81184537
Why do you think a secular government will be better at stopping refugees?
>>81184736
Boris is flexing his muscles
We'll get our new Foreign Secretary on the case to sort this mess out
Kinda ironic he's like 1/8 Turk
NEW SPECTATOR
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NEW SPECTATOR
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NEW SPECTATOR
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>>81184673
It's aesthetic as fuck
>saying to go on the streets which are military controlled
>risk getting shot
Why would people even think to follow what he says? Especially when he is making a speech though facetime in some secret bunker.
>>81184736
The Fire Rises
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman,_Turkey
GERMANY DENIED HIM LANDING RIGHTS
FOR ANONS WITH FRIENDS/RELATIVES ON HOLIDAY, WORKING OR LIVING IN TURKEY
>FOR ANONS WITH FRIENDS/RELATIVES ON HOLIDAY, WORKING OR LIVING IN TURKEY
FOR ANONS WITH FRIENDS/RELATIVES ON HOLIDAY, WORKING OR LIVING IN TURKEY
>At this rate Turkey won't be joining the EU until the year 3000!
Just call me Dodgy Dave
thank you based boris
>>81185020
Yeah all fashy architecture is, I love it
>>81185157
HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kemalism
>>81184279
Fuck me, this is quality.
>>81185157
The only Turk to ever be turned back from Germany.
>>81184846
Because the eu and turkey already have negotiations about stopping refugees with erdogan, secular are more pro nato/eu so are likely to give a better deal
Proclaimed all international relationships will remain the same so they're obviously worried about the international communities reaction
>>81185036
He knows he's lost and is trying to provoke civilian casualties so that NATO has to step in and quash the coup.
State broadcaster which the army took over has now gone off air.
What the fuck is even going on anymore lads
>>81185157
Oh god this coup is too much, it's too fucking funny
Strong explosions heard in Ankara.
IT'S HEATING UP LADS.
>>81185816
2016 is turning out be like Year 1 in an apocalypse film.
>>81183549
Holy fuck. What the fuck? Turkey! Holy fucking fucking fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck. Fuck!
>>81185157
HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED CUNT
Erdogan is in Tehran, will go to Qatar
Which news channel shall I watch, the ones I've got on the tele are:
Al Jazeera
Rt
Sky
Bbc
>>81183549
Is Erdogan Erdogone?
TURKISH STATE MEDIA HEADQUARTERS HAD JUST BEEN BOMBED TO SHIT
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/754070441795416064
Things have escalated
>>81185816
The fire rises.
>>81186104
>boris' official response to the coup
>>81183549
listening to news with thread theme in the background
>>81186187
>Al Jazeera
Literally owned by Qatar, which Erdogan is fleeing to...
Who /comfy/ here
this weather is too hot. please cool down, planet.
>>81186618
>implying he isn't behind this
#BREAKING TURKISH HABERTURK TV BROADCASTS FOOTAGE SHOWING CIVILIANS ARE TAKING OVER A TANK
>>81186548
They bombed a state tv building.
Saved you a click.
HOLY FUCK MISSLES FIRED INTO THE STATE MEDIA BUILDING
THIS IS OUR CHANCE LADS
>>81186851
>>81186790
sauce paddy, source!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA
evening theme
distant happenings in a far away land
seems to have caused the pound to stabilise but maybe that was just trading finishing
>>81186778
fuck off you poof it's been a shit cold rainy summer so far
>>81186688
Ahh yes nice source on him going to Qatar you mong
>>81186890
this will be the UK's future when Corbyn triggers the socialist uprising
>>81186510
>>81186790
>>81186830
IT'S ALL KICKING OFF
>>81186059
This is becoming closer and closer to the truth at this rate.
>>81186851
>Coalburners
lmao
>>81184047
Delete this defamatory picture.
I'm scared for the Turk civilians lads
>>81187122
>seems to have caused the pound to stabilise
Turkish coup confirmed to have been performed by brexiters
>>81187336
Phlox belongs to a species of literal cucks.
>>81184673
>>81183549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_O822pBg_w
>>81187185
mate it's fookin 19 degrees celsius with an 86% humidity rate
BORIS SPEAKS
Reports that the Chief of Staff (loyalist) has been killed
>>81185320
>>81185320
HE KNEW ALL ALONG
what political views does our own military have?
What triggered this coup?
>>81184047
they're not wrong tbf
>>81187225
>October 2017
>Corbyn leads a coup to honour the 100th anniversary of the Russian Revolution
>People's Republic of Britain declared
>Falklands given to Argentina
>Ireland reunifies
>>81187780
Erdogan being out of town probably helped.
>>81186778
I know lad. It's bad enough here in Scotland, must be worse for you down south. Disregard the flag, I've no idea what's going on with that.
>>81187648
humidity isn't a rate friend, the percentage is an expression of air saturation
c:
>>81187747
Monarchist
>>81187648
i repeat: fuck off you poof it's been a shit cold rainy summer so far
you must be scottish
WHAT YOU LADS DOING IN HERE HABBENINGS ARE AFOOT
>>81187747
Remember the coup threatened if Corbyn got in and attempted nuclear disarmament?
>>81187780
Erdogan being an Islamist and trying to dismantle the secular Turkish state
>>81187780
moscow and washington collusion wouldn't be that surprising here
https://www.periscope.tv/redblll06/1ynJOzQAZEOGR
https://www.periscope.tv/redblll06/1ynJOzQAZEOGR
https://www.periscope.tv/redblll06/1ynJOzQAZEOGR
https://www.periscope.tv/redblll06/1ynJOzQAZEOGR
this fucking guy is going to get shot live on periscope
>>81187556
Bozza jozza has his connections
Put the fear of God into the France because of this:
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/boris-johnson-booed-after-giving-his-first-speech-as-foreign-secretary-at-french-embassy_uk_5787f3efe4b0daae46fb70aa
And decided the pull the trigger in Turkey because of pic related
>>81187900
Oh, it's British again. It was a US flag before>>81184159
>>81187747
Officially none, they are loyal only to the reigning monarch. But most lads I know are pretty Conservative
>>81187972
well whatever. it's fookin hot and humid. my arse is sweaty
>>81187527
Memes aside, this will be hell for civilians either. Coup goes through and it's a military dictatorship, coup fails and Erdogan buckles down on democracy and the populace.
>>81188137
What are the people chanting?
>>81188054
Having a comfy british-view happening thread.
Wtf sky news just cut to an advert when somebody was in the middle of speaking??
Captain Britain to the rescue!
>checks year
...oh wait never mind.
>>81187780
Kemalists, f.am.
ALL OF THOSE TURKS ARE A BUNCH OF
FUCKING
BLAIRITES
>>81188137
>https://www.periscope.tv/redblll06/1ynJOzQAZEOGR
"ALLAH HU AKBAR"
Wtf is wrong with these subhumans?
>>81187747
Well their oath is to the Queen so Monarchist I guess
>>81184089
FINALLY WE HAVE ACHIEVED RELEVANCE
>>81187747
For queen and country lad.
Also we have this thing called western democracy.
>>81188344
sounds like allah akbur, but then again thats the only muslim phrase i know
>>81188137
>Shouting Allah Akbar
>Sad_Ataturk.png
>>81188344
Deshi basara!
Deshi basara!
Deshi basara!
>>81188466
>ALL OF THOSE TURKS ARE A BUNCH OF
>FUCKING
>BLAIRITES
FUCKING KEK'D
wtf am I a Blairite now? Really makes you think..
>Turkish Army fights against Blairism
B-B-BASED
>>81187747
Centre Right, that's why they threatened to coup Comrade Corbyn if he ever strayed from his MI5 handler and actually got into power.
>>81188466
Fun ruined. YKTD has turned up.
>>81188301
I know
I hate seeing civvies getting hurt
I'm tired of seeing murder and mayhem man, people driving trucks into women and children, military coups
I just wanna move to the country with a pretty woman and impregnate her and raise livestock
That's all I want
>>81188137
This fuck is just yelling ALLAHU AKBAR over and over. Not watching anymore.
>>81188890
Lol I want to see TYT's take on this
>>81188851
it's secular blairites vs islamic blairites no need to get excited m8
>>81188992
>I hate seeing civvies getting hurt
civies are the cucks lad
>>81189104
>>81189104
They probably support it on the assumption it means to a return to more Ataturk liberal values.
He'll kill himself in a couple of weeks
Make sure you retweet and "like" Boris' tweet, lads.
We need to show him support so he doesnt get sacked and we get a steady flow of memes
>>81189104
extreme butthurt and mental gymnastics
they go through that shit every ~10 years it's nothing special
>>81189326
kek
>>81188466
I thought you were supposed to be having a break from brit/pol/?
NEW PERISCOPE UP
https://www.periscope.tv/redblll06/1YqJDbWQRoBKV
https://www.periscope.tv/redblll06/1YqJDbWQRoBKV
https://www.periscope.tv/redblll06/1YqJDbWQRoBKV
https://www.periscope.tv/redblll06/1YqJDbWQRoBKV
https://www.periscope.tv/redblll06/1YqJDbWQRoBKV
>nipped out for some beers before shop closed
>got talking to shop qt I've fancied for literally years and always have good chats with
>shop empty, talked for half an hour with nobody else around
>STILL didn't ask her out
god DAMN it. oh well at least now I can get pissed and enjoy happening
Is this another blairite coup?
How did erdogan vote on the Iraq war and did he abstain on the welfare bill?
>This BBC broadcast
So unprofessional, we need to scrap the BBC seriously
>>81187747
Hardcore Monarchists
They love the Queen
>>81187702
>Our Embassy is monitoring the situation closely
>>81189468
An awful lot has changed since the last coup.
Post yf now that all the experts were correct and brexit is causing the end times
>>81189624
Get her next time lads, then show us her nudes yeah
>>81189675
HAVE ANGELA EAGLE AND ERDOGAN EVER BEEN IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER THOUGH?
>>81189698
I'd hardly say hardcore, the military is a pretty diverse group but most lads I knew where pretty apolitical
>>81189911
Fuck I love the Queen lads
What
A
Fucking Week
Jesus christ.
>>81189849
>crikey that's a lot of brown people, is that normal?
>>81189326
>>81187747
>British Military
>political views
Only when the situation calls for it.
Saviour these happenings
In a few years when there's barren times with barely a happening in sight you'll remember back on these days with fondness
>>81189911
The eternal anglo cannot be stopped.
>>81187594
At least they cucked within their own race, they actually used cuckolding to preserve their race because they had some Japan-type deal with their birthrates iirc
I used to think pic related was a Space Swede but thinking about it I realized that Doctor Who made more of a Space Jew than Star Trek ever did.
>>81187747
Lefties aren't the kind of people who join the army.
J E T S C O N F I R M E D
>>81190042
Would support her taking over tbqh lads
>>81189911
>>81190386
"There are decades where nothing happens and there are weeks where decades happen." - Sargon of Akkad
>>81190164
I thought they already captured the state broadcaster
Why is Dan "wrong about everything" Hodges posting about this anyway
>>81190386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_goEernujW8
>>81190576
You'd be suprised
kek
>>81187747
They're apolitical, but in practical terms they support whoever is strongest on security and will give them the most toys, which tends to be the Conservatives
>>81189624
just ask her lad, if she makes good conversation she's probably interested
>July 13: Theresa May becomes Prime Minister
>July 14: Terrorist attack in Nice
>July 15: Military coup in Turkey
>July 16:
>July 17:
>July 18:
>July 19:
>>81190725
When was the last decade that nothing happened?
>This is a coup attempt by the Gulen movement
The Gülen movement is a transnational religious and social movement led by Turkish Islamic scholar and preacher Fethullah Gülen. The movement has no official name but it is usually referred to as Hizmet ("the Service") by its followers and as Cemaat ("the Community/Assembly") by the broader public in Turkey.
The movement has been characterized as a "moderate blend of Islam."
"Gülen movement participants have founded a number of institutions across the World that claim to promote mutlifaith and multicultural dialogue activities. "
HOLY FUCK IT'S AN MODERATE ISLAMIC-BLARITE CO'UP
>>81187747
Didn't they threaten to overthrow Harold Wilson's government at one point?
>>81189849
AHahaha
BoJo's first day on the job as Foreign Secretary is
>Islamist terror attack in France
>Coup in Turkey
Bet he wished he'd just gone and got a haircut instead of running for PM.
https://twitter.com/Politico_Daily/status/754073517881163776
UH OH
>>81190164
>(((Dan Hodges)))
Fucking normies abusing our memes. He's not even a Jew.
>>81189911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeczQNqSkUQ
>>81191161
1067-1077
>>81191079
>>July 16: B
>>July 17: A
>>July 18: N
>>July 19: T
>>July 20: E
>>July 21: R
>>81184846
Islamist's want to flood Europe with Muslims.
Secularists will keep the refugees in exchange for the favour of the West.
>>81191227
>>81191227
It's not fucking Gulen. That's Erdogan propaganda.
This last month has been fucking ridiculous lads, I'm almost worn out with all the happenings.
>>81191372
>https://twitter.com/Politico_Daily/status/754073517881163776
God no
>>81191227
that's Erdogan trying to damage control lad, total rubbish
>>81191444
Harrying of the North ladm8
>>81191227
>bbc news showing people getting shot live
kek
https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/754073685389180928?s=09
t-thanks scotcuck.
>>81191746
See, nothing
>The BBC just broadcasted live death squads
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>81191444
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrying_of_the_North
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolt_of_the_Earls
Live video of people being shot on bridges on bbc news wew fucking lad
>>81191161
The 1940s were quiet
>>81191372
HE HAS TO GO BACK
Pushing aside all bias, would you say BBC News right now was being low energy, or comfy? I can't decide.
>>81191372
NNNNNOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
>>81191372
>https://twitter.com/Politico_Daily/status/754073517881163776
SCRAMBLE ALL FIGHTERS!
Woo gunfire just been on SKY
>>81191372
>>81191670
He must have watched this and got ideas
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36744910
GUNFIRE ON SKY NEWS
>>81188466
As I walked leisurely towards the voting booth, I took note of the birds chirping merrily in the trees above me.
It was a pleasantly warm morning, in fact I would say it was the warmest we've had this year.
I arrived at the polling station, greeted by a smiling old lady who kindly handed me a pen and a ballot paper,
I made a quip about Blairites to which the old lady laughed heartily.
Once inside the booth, I removed the lid from the pen and guided my hand towards the paper.
As I did this, I began sweating. This was hardly surprising considering the nature of the weather.
But then I began shaking. Strange, but then again I skipped breakfast this morning so it was probably because of that.
Or so I thought. I was then shaking uncontrollably, my vision was blurring. I then felt a growth in my,
how should I put this, mid-section. It grew until a rather noticeable bulge had formed in my trousers.
I haven't had one like this years I thought to myself. As I attempted to regain control over my senses,
the pen touched the paper and I began drawing a cross, slowly but firmly.
I raised the pen and when I had looked to see where I had planted the cross, the bulge in my trousers erupted.
A sticky mess now inhabited my underwear. The cross did not reside in the Conservative box, or the UKIP box,
or any right wing box for that matter. It was to be found in Labour. At first I thought why? How? But then it became resoundingly clear. My name is Peter Hitchens and I am a Blairite.
>>81191372
Who is in charge of rejecting him?
Boris Johnson?
>>81191079
>>July 13: Theresa May becomes Prime Minister
>>July 14: Terrorist attack in Nice
>>July 15: Military coup in Turkey
>>July 16: ISIS attack meca
>>July 17: Russia takes Ukraine
>>July 18: Hillary is assassinated, trump declared president
>>July 19: kek assumes human form
>Talk us about, tell us through the bridges
Does this BBC presented speak English?
>>81192187
Well they're showing live gunfire which is rare for them
I'd say they're being medium energy
Sky News cut away from the shooting lads I fucking missed it. Webm now please
>>81192052
>PEOPLE SCREAMING AND GETTING SHOT AT ON AL JAZEERA
Jesus fuck, this is eery... even for 4chan.
>>81191372
>two days after Boris "roach crusher" Johnson became Foreign Sec
Unlucky
>>81191079
As this rate Owen Smith will never be able to officially run for Labour leadership. He was forced to put it off already.
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/owen-smith-cancels-labour-leadership-launch-after-nice-attack-a3296436.html
>>81189911
Erdogan and the army put aside the rhetoric and get around the negotiating table?
>>81192438
Home Sec can deny admission of any foreign national.
OH WAIT
>>81192438
That'd be fucking precious
>p-p-please Boris let me in
>B-Boris?
>Boris are you there?
>>81190596
I would gladly die for a constitutional monarchist government.
Because career politicians are snakes, they'll lie to benefit themselves. Where as if your a ruler bound by blood its in your best interests to see the country thrive for the sake of you children and you own, personal wealth and influence.
Also if they fuck up we know exactly where to point the finger.
>>81191161
1850-1860
>>81192446
Pretty sure kek is a lovecraftian horror, & we're all the deranged cultists that have summoned him
>>81192908
NEGOTIATION WAS NEVER AN OPTION
>THE GOVERNMENT IS STILL IN CONTROL
>THERE ARE NO TANKS IN ANKARA
>>81192553
>4chan
This is real life, wafflenigger.
![CncCvx1WcAAh24y[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/boA45d0.jpg "CncCvx1WcAAh24y[1].jpg")
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754075302582624256
Roaches are fighting back.
>>81192545
>Sky News cut away from the shooting lads I fucking missed it. Webm now please
Nothing to see, literally just the sound of a couple of bursts
Just look at it
https://youtu.be/IvNf8nfUAGg
>was in Turkey a few weeks ago
>was in Dalaman airport when the Istanbul airport attacks took place
>know that if I was in Turkey right now I would be drunk and asleep blissfully unaware of the coup
Feels close, m80s.
https://twitter.com/DocVatsa/status/754073185016918017
Erdogan's got large support tbf
>>81183983
What is that chap up to nowadays? he was fantastic during Iraq 2 : NO AMERICANS IN IRAQ BOOGALOO.
>>81193045
![CncCuzEWcAAZTWI[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tuFzaPS.jpg "CncCuzEWcAAZTWI[1].jpg")
>>81193505
>>81193339
Fuck me he was comedy gold. Fucking gold.
Lads. What is the status of the Pres? In the air or what? BBC saying he will go to Istanbul?
>>81193339
Where is this from?
>>81191372
>Jerries take every random Sub-Saharan nigger under the sun
>Won't take him
The fuck?
>>81193229
>>81193043
Crimean War
Prelude to American Civil War
TANKS OPENING FIRE ON PARLIAMENTARY BUILDINGS
>CIVIL WAR BEGINS NOW
>>81192908
the public have been let down by both sides because the army has acted in a reckless and provocative manner.
>>81193898
I'm no expert but it looks like chemical Ali
>>81193906
>tfw no Eva Green gf
>>81193505
>Capture tank
>Ermm does anyone know how to drive this? No? Right
>>81192545
Why are the news such faggots? Don't they know anyone watching a live coup on TV wants to see the action?
>>81184089
We're not most influential till we take our Empire back and make it great again.
>John Kerry currently in Moscow
hmm
>>81193898
Comical Allie(?) lad. Iraq war 2003
Listening to Sweet - Ballroom Blitz while turkroaches getting slaughtered on-air.
Its edgy but so fun.
>>81193898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfAeMtcURg0
Whilst Iraq was being BTFO he was on telly saying Iraq will win
>>81193975
Sauce?
>>81193043
Crimean War pal
>>81191161
1900s?
>>81194252
We pretty much set this up to happen after the frost world war
>>81194330
ummmm that was 2013??
While all this Turkey business is happening, don't forget that our government is still attempting to effectively ban companies from using encryption unless they "build in a facility to de-encrypt the contents of communication", and have been sucking up metadata for years under current law in secret.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/07/14/gov_says_new_home_sec_iwilli_have_powers_to_ban_endtoend_encryption/
>>81192052
>The BBC just broadcasted live death squads
LINK PLEASE
