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Strap in lads its going to be a long weekend
POSTING HAPPENING
1/?
>>81162371
We'll be needing another sticky soon
>>81162371
HAPPENING
2/?
lets go boys. this is gonna be one hell of a wild ride.
3/?
>we're still in the happening timeline
>>81163637
>>81163614
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! MY COCK IS HARD AS SHIT
4/?
>>81162371
holy shit
https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/754042149302181888
ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING
>>81163806
MILITARY COUP
5/?
This could PREVENT world war 3
Great news if Erdogan is outed. Terrible news if he wins
Didn't someone make a post on /pol/ about martial law on the 15th?
6/?
gobble gobble
REPORTS OF OFFICIALS HELD HOSTAGE
7/?
>>81163926
it's... happening?
It's... Happening?
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!
>>81163806
ISIS have threatened Ankara with a nuclear weapon
>>81163926
>>81163886
>>81163864
>>81163842
>>81163614
>>81162371
>>81163456
>>81163460
I'd never thought I'd see the day when /pol/ supported MILITARY control of a state.
Fuck you piece of hypocritical cunts,
>>81163958
in the USA you ugly virgin
>>81163806
military coup in turkey. other thread says that a turkish military commander is in charge of it.
The mutiny is pro-what then?
Russia ? west ?
>>81163958
Yes, saw it this morning.
>>81164196
saws?
Does this mean Turkey can enter the EU now????
Anzu taken HOSTAGE by military
let's hope it's a civil war
This is insane
We are literally reliving the end times of the Ottoman Empire
Tayyip = Abdulhamit
Military = Young Turks
>>81163958
Yeah I remember that, did anyone cap it?
>>81164202
No one has any idea who is rebelling and why yet, just sit back and enjoy the happening.
airport has been seized
reports presidential palace guards have had their weapons taken away
>>81164250
If it's anti-Erdogan, then it's probably Kemalist, which is great news for Turkey
>>81164250
US/CIA backed coup almost certainly
>>81164343
Don't have one because I just made it up
it was just a prank bro
This is not comfy, this is hectic and so much shit happening at once.
>>81162371
>tfw trying to follow all the EVO streams and now the HABBENIG streams tooo
wew what a weekend lads
>>81164202
Oh look, a leftist who leaves out facts in order to support an argument. How original.
>>81164202
>implying there is any kind of agenda on this board
>implying it isn't just about the happenings
Fuck Turkey, they are a shithole full of historical revisionism, genocide, and insane ideologies like "finns are turks!" I cant wait to see this shit blow up.
>>81163806
It's happening
need active stream
Be safe roaches. I know we hate on you and your Akhbarian ways, but a /pol/ roach is better than a vast swath of the normies out there.
8/?
TANKS AT ISTANBUL AIRPORT
Turkey PM just called it a coup on TV
habbening confirmed
i dont get it, whats this mean?
>>81164420
source?
airport
I know nothing about Turkish politics, who do I root for as a right wing burger?
Is this ukraine all over again? Are gonna find another spanish galleon?
>>81163806
Turkey is collapsing, it's definitely happening.
>>81164593
>historical revisionism
you sound like such a jew
i bet you think 99999 billion jews died in the holocaust
>>81164722
It sounds like it's just one faction in the army, so this could turn into a civil war
>>81164761
it means: grab the popcorn it's going to be a wild ride
>>81162371
>Local conspiracy here is its a false flag coup so Erdogan can defeat the fake coup and seize more power.
I would be surprised lads
9/?
SOCIAL MEDIA DOWN
>>81164822
confirmed
>>81162371
>>81163456
those pictures are from egypt in 2011 u nigger
It's not the whole military. Just a few officers.
flights have been halted at istanbul airport.
>>81164822
Fucking checked, turkey rekt
tanks on the airports ITS HABBENING
>>81164492
>>81164492
>>81164492
>>81164492
I thought Erdogan gutted the secular military leadership.
>>81164655
>it's actually no seriously this time for real honest-to-god Happening™
>>81164822
NICE DUBS
>>81164822
Checked
>>81164891
this
kebabs are removing themselfs?
>tfw 0 anons from turkey
WHERE ARE YOU
>>81164799
A secular, Kemalist government. I don't know if any of the players belong to that faction, but they are the only ones who can fix Turkey.
>>81164761
a "coup" means the military is attempting to unseat its country's own government
can someone tell me what this means
>>81164202
>implying Erdogan isn't a rabid cocksmoker
Whoever the running the coup they can't be much worse than the status quo.
So what is the stance of the turkish military?
Do we know what political persuasion the military generals are?
I really need to sleep but I can't miss this happening
Can someone tell me what lead up to this?
isn't Turkey part of NATO? what happened then?
>>81164863
RARE
>Mfw the happenings just never stop
10/?
>>81164202
We're just happy to see dead roaches desu
>>81162371
Can we get a pros and cons of a successful coup. for turks, kurds, muslims, germans, russians, uk, eu, middle east ect.
if you know anything about turkish politics.
>>81164822
done
>>81165012
Being officially removed doesn't mean you lose power. There have been plenty of coups led by people in exile/prison.
I think I want to join the military. I feel like shit it going to go down in the world. I'd rather be prepared.
MORE: Turkish prime minister says military coup underway; vows those responsible will pay highest price
MORE: Turkish prime minister says military coup underway; vows those responsible will pay highest price
MORE: Turkish prime minister says military coup underway; vows those responsible will pay highest price
MORE: Turkish prime minister says military coup underway; vows those responsible will pay highest price
MORE: Turkish prime minister says military coup underway; vows those responsible will pay highest price
https://twitter.com/ReutersWorld/status/754047167841665024
>>81165146
a "coup" means the military is attempting to unseat its country's own government
>>81164822
this refers to the US btw
>>81165186
Remember we have trump VP and the convention with farage on monday.
>>81164202
Military control is better than the hack Erdogan
Hopefully the military gets Turkey back on track as the secular nation of the middle east, Islamic nationalism is fucking lame
Who else is listening to the NatSoc anthem ?
>Remains of secular military are fed up with killing Kurds while IS is next door
>try coup
>Military is infiltrated by Erdoroaches so much they get btfo
>Erdogan now has full power over the military
sad day
>>81164863
R
A
R
WEW
>>81165170
yes they are
this is the most serious event in a decade i think
>>81164902
Elliot "Brown Moses" Higgins is a fat goonlord who ran from RT when they wanted to hurt him and is nothing but a mouthpiece for whatever jihadist "freedom fighters" and various governments feed him. He also sold Caro out to the Syrian government which got him locked up in a shit hole Syrian prison for yearss.
Do NOT believe a thing that Elliot Higgins reports. If he tells you that it's a false flag, he is likely being given info by somebody who wants to downplay the coup.
I don't follow Turkish news, is this completely out of the blue or what?
>>81164202
Nigga, force is mandate. All control is military control, you fucking nigger.
>>81165287
Anyone but Erdogan is good news
>>81164885
Unlikely, when coups fail they disintegrate fairly quickly. Coups rely on cutting out all official, non-army communication and supplanting the government before anyone really knows what's going on.
Based on messaging we've seen so far, I'm not certain they're doing well. The fact the government has said anything is bad. This might just crumble.
>>81164902
boring
please KEK let secularism prevail in Turkey
ERDOGAN SAID THAT IT IS A COUP... FROM AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION ON A PRIVATE NETWORK.
HE FUCKING KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN.
THE COWARD HIDES.
twitter, facebook and youtube have been blocked.
I'm going to say this is tied to having to assist ISIS on the sly and if the coup is successful, all the players are going to be exposed. I'm rooting for the rebels [again]
>>81165146
It means that either Turkey is about to get a proper secular government that will straighten them the fuck up and fly right. Or another islamist because his buddies no longer support him.
>>81165495
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU GOLDBURG
11/?
MORE TANKS AT ISTANBUL
>>81165573
THIS THIS THIS
>tfw you live in a south american third world shithole so you can watch the happenings from a safe distance
Who else /comfy/ here?
I'm going to turkey in 2 days...WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
BLM must be getting pissed!
"Look at us you white fuckers!"
>country under constant attack from jihadists
>at odds with Russia
seems like a great time to destabilize huh
>>81165287
It's good for everybody but Islamist scum.
>>81164196
Source or geddout
>>81165381
what does this have to do with anything?
![main-qimg-c14e24f1ee8d11015dc9b134847f19d7-c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zlf9AZz.jpg "main-qimg-c14e24f1ee8d11015dc9b134847f19d7-c[1]")
>this coup was brought to you by the Russian Federation™
>>81165573
Fucking scum. I want to see him lynched like Gaddafi
>>81165733
Don't
Or join Volunteer Forces and kill Erdoroaches
im with you
>>81165108
their internet is cut out.
this is bigger than we know. absolutely happening
>>81165509
Samefagging here but Elliot Higgins, one of the premiere """"""reporters"""""" on the Syrian civil war cannot read or speak a lick of Arabic which means he's constantly sent jihadist propaganda that he reports as truth uncritically. He's basically no better than those Redditors who tried to "find" the Boston Bomber.
>>81165733
don't go
>>81165621
So basically Jews ?
>>81165287
Erdogan is an Islamic nationalist who appeals to the slime of Turkey
Nobody in the remotely Western or white parts of Turkey likes him.
>>81164250
pro-US
Has 4chan been blocked too ? >tfw no turkish anons
[heavy breathing]
12/?
DIOS MIO, IT'S LIKE ANOTHER 1973
>>81164822
PRAISE KEK
last 3 digits is how many rapes will occur in the capital by midnight turkroach time
Is Baba safe?
>>81165733
>going to Europe in the current year
It's like you want to get terrorized.
http://europe.newsweek.com/will-there-be-coup-against-erdogan-turkey-439181
>>81165921
found one
>>81165733
It's just been revoked.
>>81165733
Register your trip with the Dept of State in case you get kidnapped or beheaded in the streets
>>81164202
these are rebels trying to overthrow the dictator (erdogan) you retard
>>81164891
>mfw no popcorn
Aaaaaaah
>>81165769
If successful, this could actually stabilise them.
>>81165729
>Brazil
>Safe
>>81165945
can you imagine the millitary will actually blow up the bridge just to send a message across?
absolute madmen
#Turkey Military General Staff announces “full control” of Government “throughout the nation.”
>>81165819
Gaddafi was a good man, Erdogan can get fucked
>>81165988
What? The coup isn't a thing?
if the coup succeeds would the new powers be even more radically islam than the last?
>>81164863
oh come on
pretty mama
>>81165834
>Erdrutsches
Lads jets are noisy and cool sounding don't you think?
Probably pretty scary for Turks tho
>>81164822
why hello there
>>81165811
DUBS
Since Turkey is both european and asian I recommend a two-state solution.
>>81166090
ITS HAPPENINGNNGGNGGGGG!!!
>>81165811
Kek. Don't fuck with Putin
Assuming this succeeds, (unlikely imo) is NATO obliged to do anything to interfere or is it hands-off?
O H S H I T
H
S
H
I
T
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/754049635841413121
>>81165733
No, you don't
is putin happy about this or no?
>>81165921
Pls post pictures of tanks outside your house
>Armed Forces say they have taken over the government
>a few days ago I was thinking that it's been pretty boring lately
>suddenly 2 happenings in 2 days
one of my friends just left two days ago to spend his holiday to turkish alanya. his vacation probably ruined. well thats what you get when dealing with muhammads
>>81165811
>and the ghost of Atatürk
>>81165982
>American education
>>81165729
>Brazil
>comfy
No way coup happens in Turkey without go ahead of NATO
shits going down
>>81166183
>military takes over
NATO won't care
>>81166106
No, your flight is.
Also, that was a meme reference.
holy shit this is the biggest thing since the wall
Is Turkey going to be Libya 2.0? Are they going to use this as an excuse to let more Islamic refugees into Europe?
>>81166193
KEK HAS SPOKEN >>81164822
>>81166042
I've never heard of a country that was better off after a coup
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDxLQZjXezKm
>>81165733
GET READY
YOU'RE IN FOR A RIDE
>>81166091
Holy shit you guys have internet?
>>81166335
Suck muh dick paddy
>>81165982
>Turkey
>Europe
Pick one and only one.
Reuters World @ReutersWorld 2m2 minutes ago
MORE: Turkish military says in statement that military has taken over
Reuters World @ReutersWorld 2m2 minutes ago
MORE: Turkish military says in statement that military has taken over
Reuters World @ReutersWorld 2m2 minutes ago
MORE: Turkish military says in statement that military has taken over
Reuters World @ReutersWorld 2m2 minutes ago
MORE: Turkish military says in statement that military has taken over
Reuters World @ReutersWorld 2m2 minutes ago
MORE: Turkish military says in statement that military has taken over
Reuters World @ReutersWorld 2m2 minutes ago
MORE: Turkish military says in statement that military has taken over
>>81165811
not EU jews?
i think yildirim-erdogan was more pro-europe. more anti-eu/ merkels immigration dream
>>81166183
Depends on the motives of the new goverment.
>>81164891
I've eat all my pop corn for Lynch and Nice, feels bad man
>>81166129
Depends who is backing them
If they are Islamists, then they have American backing
If they are Kemalists, then they have Russian backing
>>81166193
DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE ERDOGAN?
QUESTIONS WE NEED ANSWERED:
1) Why is there a coup?
2) Is the coup by or for or to placate kebab?
3) Is Erdogan alive?
I'm at work and can't watch can someone tell me what's actually happening no possible happenings just actual ones plz don't have long
Who else comfy with a daily happening?
>>81165967
rumors are that he timely evacuated to Liliroach in a clown car
>>81166305
>without go ahead of NATO
how do you know they didn't get it?
tfw a night free from turkroach shitposters
>>81166478
Reuters World @ReutersWorld 2m2 minutes ago
MORE: Turkish military says in statement that military has taken over
CENK UYGUR FOUND SHOT ON THE STREET
Erdogans head will roll
>>81166377
Woah.
>>81166247
>get to see a happening firsthand
>'ruined'
I don't think so. The military will probably let him take pictures with them to show how pro-West they are.
>>81165967
He is leading the coup
13/?
OPERATION INTENSIFIES
lmao
>>81166454
Fuck off, nigger.
>>81166448
No, you're dreaming.
>>81166183
They won't interfere if it's accepted internally. Just too fucking dangerous to risk conventional war with another first-world (sort of) nation.
However, even if a coup succeeds in its initial goals, there's no guarantee it WILL succeed overall. There have been coups that disintegrate even after they initially seize power perfectly, just because the people won't accept it as legitimate. Keep in mind the military is at the end of the day made up of individuals who relate to, sympathize, and talk to ordinary civilians. If ordinary civilians say no, it's unlikely to go forward. That's assuming they even get to that point.
>>81166477
1) Military is sick of Erodgan's bullshit.
2) To remove the Islamists most likely.
3) No idea.
Based military taking over form that Islamist POS Erdogan. He was trying very hard to transform Turkey into an Islamist country.
THIS COUP MUST BE US/CIA BACKED AS TURKEY ARE IN NATO
>THIS COUP MUST BE US/CIA BACKED AS TURKEY ARE IN NATO
THIS COUP MUST BE US/CIA BACKED AS TURKEY ARE IN NATO
>THIS COUP MUST BE US/CIA BACKED AS TURKEY ARE IN NATO
THIS COUP MUST BE US/CIA BACKED AS TURKEY ARE IN NATO
>THIS COUP MUST BE US/CIA BACKED AS TURKEY ARE IN NATO
THIS COUP MUST BE US/CIA BACKED AS TURKEY ARE IN NATO
>THIS COUP MUST BE US/CIA BACKED AS TURKEY ARE IN NATO
THIS COUP MUST BE US/CIA BACKED AS TURKEY ARE IN NATO
>THIS COUP MUST BE US/CIA BACKED AS TURKEY ARE IN NATO
THIS COUP MUST BE US/CIA BACKED AS TURKEY ARE IN NATO
>THIS COUP MUST BE US/CIA BACKED AS TURKEY ARE IN NATO
>>81166227
What the fuck, that's not the photo I uploaded.
>>81166371
No. The military is supposed to preserve the secular state Erdogan was eroding. I thought Islamists subverted the military leadership, though.
Meme magic never ceases to amaze me.
Praise kek.
NATO PLANNED THIS
NEW REFUGEES AND TURKS COMING TO EUROPE
EU MEMBERSHIP NOW
>>81165521
depends. we dont know what these military are like yet. we dont even know what section it is. or maybe the power-vaccum allows an entirely different force (often bad).
though at this time, yes, its probably a good thing.
>>81166176
Berlin Wall 2.0
VENGEANCE FOR THE RUSSIAN PILOT
>CNN just now
>lets turn our attention from the terror attacks in Nice and the potential coup in Turkey and spend a few moments discussing the Presidential race
literally fuck you Jake Tapper
>>81164425
one can only dream
>Our security forces will use force against force: Turkish PM
actual happening?
MILITARY AND POLICE ARE FIGHTING EACH OTHER
>have a WW1 scale on your border, 1 group trying to secede from your country and blowing up police, another one blowing up civilians
>escalate the situation until your army tries to overthrow you
>promise repressions to rebels, aka decimate your military
good fucking job erdogan, good fucking job
>Update - Reuters: #Turkey's military says in a statement that the military has taken over
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/754049753269301248
>>81166477
>1) Why is there a coup?
Military probably sick of his islamic bullshit.
>2) Is the coup by or for or to placate kebab?
Hopefully it is to install a more secular regime
3) Is Erdogan alive?
Probably, but hopefully not for long
>>81166667
that happens when two pics are uploaded at the very same time
>>81166623
Hey padz, How many Potatos does it take to kill an Irishman ?
>None
LOOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOL
MORE: Turkish military says all existing foreign relations will continue, rule of law must remain priority
MORE: Turkish military says all existing foreign relations will continue, rule of law must remain priority
MORE: Turkish military says all existing foreign relations will continue, rule of law must remain priority
MORE: Turkish military says all existing foreign relations will continue, rule of law must remain priority
https://twitter.com/ReutersWorld/status/754050767489757184
>>81162371
MAKE TURKEY SECULAR AGAIN
THIS IS A GOOD THING RIGHT?
>>81166577
>...and literally nobody cared
>Roach civil war
Rojava soon.
But the which side Russian tourists should join?
Digits confirm turkish collapse (again) :^)
>>81166477
1. Military is sick of Muslim radicals being in charge.
2. The coup is to remove kebab.
3. The coward is hiding in an undisclosed location.
>>81166891
ITS THE US
>>81162371
Oh shit! Someone protect Bannerlord devs!
>so many happenings
>>81165811
Is the meme coming true?
>>81166371
This is good news. Turkish government = Islamist scum, military = secular and non-retarded.
>>81165733
>>81166106
You're not getting into Turkey anymore, retard.
World War 3 confirmed.
>>81164202
have you never been here or something?
>>81166891
SHIIIIIIIET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFOo86PDDuE
> #Turkey military involved in coup have seized & turned off state-run TRT television station.
>Several explosions reported in #Ankara.
follow @charles_lister he's on top of tings
question: is the coup successful? any official statements public, not through some news agency?
>>81166999
RARE
>>81162371
Shit I guess I'm going to have to unfilter turkroaches for this one.
>>81166891
>Turkish military says all existing foreign relations will continue, rule of law must remain priority
BASED AS FUCK
>>81166663
WHAT IF IS RUSSIAN BACKED
>WHAT IF IS RUSSIAN BACKED
TURKISH BROADCASTER TRT IS UNDER MILITARY CONTROL NOW
>>81166999
IT HAPPENED AGAIN HOLY FUCK
>>81166999
lmao stop
>>81166831
Was Erdogan not supportive of a largely secular, if traditional, state? I mean, just how Islamic are we talking? Couldn't be any worse than kebab bordering to the east.
FUCK YEAH. GO TURKS GO!
Give me a tl;dr, does this mean no more refugees?
>>81166999
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PRAISE KEK
>>81167025
FUCK
NOOOOOO
>>81166999
CONFIRMED BY LORD KEK
>>81166747
>That's very interesting that one of the biggest sovereign nations in the world is having a coup
>But let's talk about Trump's hair
>Musdlime attacks kills 80 people
>Turkey Coup the next day
Has the fire finally started brothers?
>>81166625
Are you white?
>>81167029
Only kek's dubs can tell.
>>81166999
>wake me up
Wake me up inside
>can't wake up
>>81162371
ALL 3 MEDIA NETWORKS IN THIS COUNTRY ARE NOT COVERING IT AT ALL.
CLITION NEWS NETWORK
FAUXNEWS
MSNBC.U.C.K. FOR YOU (((MOOK)))
WHY NO COVERAGE??
THIS IS NOT NORMAL
MILITARY UPRISING IN TURKEY AND NO MEDIA ATTENTION!!!!!!!
ALL 3 MEDIA NETWORKS IN THIS COUNTRY ARE NOT COVERING IT AT ALL.
CLITION NEWS NETWORK
FAUXNEWS
MSNBC.U.C.K. FOR YOU (((MOOK)))
WHY NO COVERAGE??
THIS IS NOT NORMAL
MILITARY UPRISING IN TURKEY AND NO MEDIA ATTENTION!!!!!!!
ALL 3 MEDIA NETWORKS IN THIS COUNTRY ARE NOT COVERING IT AT ALL.
CLITION NEWS NETWORK
FAUXNEWS
MSNBC.U.C.K. FOR YOU (((MOOK)))
WHY NO COVERAGE??
THIS IS NOT NORMAL
MILITARY UPRISING IN TURKEY AND NO MEDIA ATTENTION!!!!!!!
Are they Islamists? What is this coup about?
Too little information at the moment...
>>81166878
>zimbabwe
>making fun of other countries starving
Would NATO even care considering there's no love lost for Erdogan between the members?
>>81166477
Perhaps they didn't want to the deal with EU to take in rapefugees as a buffer state. Probably related to Syria anyhow. Wonder if related to the Istanbul attacks.
>>81164428
remember that actually worked out really well last time, this is good chance to oppress fundie Muslims again and be a proper country
>>81162371
I want to get off Mr. Muhammad's wild ride.
Why is CNN, Fox and MSNBC all silent on this?
>>81162371
Kek Erdogan took his islam bs too far, that shit doesn fly with mil.
>>81167027
Can't wait JibJab make a song about 2016.
14/?
>>81167052
kek
>a 360° difference
>>81166878
>Have you ever tried Zimbabwean food?
No.
>Neither have them.
THE ARMY TOOK THE CONTROL
THE ARMY TOOK THE CONTROL
THE ARMY TOOK THE CONTROL
>>81167134
DO YOU KNOW WHAT POWER YOU WIELD MORTAL?
>>81166999
wow. that rare flag and those repeating digits. are you kek himself?
>>81166999
Rarest of the rare
>>81164569
i agree with you medpack
>>81165733
>>81167260
We just know they are anti-Erdogan.
>>81166262
Now now, that's not very Nice of you.
What a fucking time to be alive.
>>81167193
No shit
>>81167189
Get comfy, it's rising
>>81164822
Turkey confirmed fucked.
Since we have there some tourists so...People Tourist Republic when?
>>81167189
Has it ever fucking stopped?
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1lDxLQZjXezKm
Tanks rolling
https://twitter.com/bm21_grad/status/754048826340700160
Jets are flying low
https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/754042915857567744
vids
>>81163955
how so? can someone explain?
>>81166878
That's actually pretty good.
Works this way too: How many Rhodesians does it take to make it African?
>>81166999
RARE
AND CHECKED
>>81165811
>in association with Ataturk Industries™
>>81165733
go to sunny beach
>>81167268
lol
>>81166371
>Turkey collapses
>muslims flood into Europe
It's happening. Atleast the UK can hit the Brexit panic button.
>>81167254
its just slow.
trust me, its not a conspiracy, just its late and inefficent.
bbc and guardian updates have come through over here ages after pol /twitter reports
This is the best kind of happening.
Yesterday was so horrific, I genuinely had to fight to hold back tears when I saw the news.
This is comfy and good.
Hoping my Turkish friends are safe.
Should I be concerned about this guys ???
>>81166999
Witnessed
>>81167498
;_; im /scaredcomfy/
>>81167388
I've done it again what is going on
>>81164822
MY BODY WAS NOT READY
CHIEF GENERAL OF ARMY IS TAKEN HOSTAGE
Eurofag on holiday in America, talking to a turk classmate, Facebook is still up it seems.
Any other livestreams??
>>81166878
At least they dont plant fish and expect fish-trees to go you retard.
Ww3 when
>>81167260
I feel like Erdogan has been courting too much islam and religion symphaties and that opposite to kemalism. Maybe military tries to uphold kemalist ideas.
>first major coup in years
>all my friends are still talking about pokemon go
>>81166999
REARARERWE TRIPS THE FUCK
ARE THERE ANY ACTIVE LIVESTREAMS
It sounds like the army has won. The government is relying on police, who aren't strong enough.
>>81167254
BECAUSE YOUR MEDIAS ARE SHIT
THEY NEED THE GREENLIGHT BY NSA FOR EVERYTHING
PRO-GOVT MEDIA IS CALLING FOR PEOPLE TO TAKE TO THE STREETS AND RESIST THE MILITARY
>>81167298
Bro I hate to be the one to break this to you but JibJab decided they were done with their year in review cartoons after 2014. They made a blog post in December 2015 saying they weren't gonna do them anymore. They just make lame flash greeting cards now.
What are their chances odds of success?
Is there a back story here or what?
>>81165964
>9 is the first number
Nice one, you sick fuck.
>>81165153
>need to sleep
>1:36pm burger time
Fellow Night shift bro, I salute you
>>81167780
Hello
Helicopter opening fire on the group
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754052076393594880
>>81166999
put me in the cap
>>81166891
So the military has defeated the government forces?
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
>>81167612
>>81167612
>>81167745
REEEE
E
E
E
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Anzu DEAD in explosion
>>81164863
reported to the local chieftain for using white mans technology.
>>81165729
your country and region is basically endless mini-happenings though
>>81167254
https://twitter.com/pzf
These niggas are fast.
>>81167886
You need new friends
>>81167980
Ground*
>>81167592
Go fuck yourself
>be Ireland
>Be surrounded by fucking sea
>potatoes fail
>too retarded to fish (Nigger tier)
>mass starvation, sell kids into slavery
>>81167898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXbuP19AWDM
>>81165953
Praise to Mi General.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTP9DevI3mQ
>>81166473
k-kekmalist?
>>81167158
No. Erdogan has been slowly eroding the idea of a secular state because he wants to create a Second Ottoman Empire which would mean increased Islamization.
>>81167283
Fox posted something, same with bbc
Who else cares more that we might be able to collect Kurdistan to add to your flag folder than the fact Turkroaches will die?
>>81167932
Kek fuck that noise.
>>81165873
>He's basically no better than those Redditors who tried to "find" the Boston Bomber.
pretty funny how reddit blames themselves when they were just reposting shit from 4chan
Turks here will chimp the fuck out
many of them support Erdogan
fuck
>>81168010
Still fighting because the Pm is still giving statements out somehow.
>>81166999
TWO COUNTRIES PER ONE FLAG
How is that balanced?
Statement from Chief of the general Staff. Turkey is under control of the TSK now !!!
>>81167714
THE ROACHES ARE DOING IT
>>81167172
Could go both ways. If civil war lasts, then it may mean there's no one to hold the refugees anymore + we get turks as part of the refugees too.
>>81165790
This. The grown ups have seen enough.
>>81167025
Wait, the coup is against Erdogan or Armagan? I can't tell roaches apart
>>81167465
Ow... my sides
Asking Kek if Turkey will fracture.
>>81167886
>implying the military coup isn't a spontaneous desire on the part of armored divisions to collect some spoopy rare pokemans
So are we rooting for Erdogan or the military?
>>81162371
Does anyone know who's in control of the sky?
Loyalist or rebels?
Are the planes just a show of force or is this serious business.
Is this just the Turkey showing off it's ability to deploy?
>>81164202
>anime
re-evaluate your life
NEW THREAD
>>81167612
>>81167612
>TURKEY NEW EU MEMBER
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TURKEY NEW EU MEMBER
NATO PLANNED THIS
Yurop will get even more flooded by Muslims.
This time they don't have to cross by water.
>>81165733
report to us on the veracity of the happening
someone quickly brief me on why erdogan is so bad?
>>81165967
Oh, he's safe alright... Real safe..
>>81166408
Thailand and Egypt are two examples.
>>81168469
\o/ for the army
>>81165736
>mfw real events will bump them from the media spotlight
kek eat shit niggers
>>81168636
lel
>>81168221
we get our own happening then :^)
martial law
coup attempt from the army since gov. denies?
>>81166999
dubs
dubs
trips
rare flag
WOE IS ME. FOR I AM A MAN OF UNCLEAN LIPS
>>81168469
Whoever keeps the immigrants on their side of the the Bosphorus
>>81168631
Authoritarian Islamist
>>81168469
The military. MAKE TURKEY SECULAR AGAIN.
>>81164863
Rare as fuck
>>81168469
I guess military since apparently Erdogan has gone full kebab or at least wants to. Sounds very similar to what happened to egypt and now they use the pyramids in weekly stonings
>>81168325
*tsk*
>>81162371
"Chief of Staff Hulusi Akar hostage!"
http://bhabertv.com/genelkurmay-baskani-hulusi-akar-rehin-alindi/
is this related to the nice attack? why the timing?
>>81165348
>Anonymous (ID: b3J494c+) 07/15/16(Fri)14:25:03 No.81165353 ▶
>>>81165146
Turkish PM clearly hasn't read The Art of War.
>>81164863
Gotta catch em all!
>>81167932
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>81168113
Turkish is a qt language :3
>>81166408
the last military coup Turkey had actually made it a real country instead of an Ottoman shithole
MY GRANDMA SAYS SHE'S WATCHING A TANK ATM
HOLY FUCK
>>81165146
It's a coup in a NATO country holy shit why is it only Americans asking this question
Erdogans party asking people to go into the street and resist military. tans already on the street. already standoffs between police and army. blood incoming.
>>81168641
Egypt is shit-tier kebab now
https://twitter.com/worldonalert/status/754052354933219329
fucking aaayyyyyyyyy
>>81164202
You dumb piece of shit, the Turkish military is likely trying to stop Islamization before Turkey becomes the next Iran. Democracy isn't the be-all, end-all of life, cuck. Sometimes people are stupid, and the military must step in to stop people from destroying their own country.
>>81169117
AND BY WATCHING I MEAN SHE'S LOOKING AT IT RIGHT FROM HER WINDOW
EVERYONE IS PETRIFIED
>>81168636
he was planning this all along!!!
Oh shit guys i'm late to that party
Can somebody explain me what is habening?
omg its totally happaneeb
https://twitter.com/OnlineMagazin/status/754052904651194368
>>81162371
MILITARY IN CONTROL OF THE GOVERNMENT
TURKISH LEADERSHIP DETAINED BY THE MILITARY
OHHHH SHIIIIIT
>>81169117
You need to go back
MEME MAGIC
THE FIRE RISES
PRAISE KEK
>>81169654
military coup in Turkey
>>81169117
Is the tank watching back? If yes she should run.
>>81167254
takes time to figure out how to best spin it to the current agendas
>>81169178
>Erdogans party asking people to go into the street and resist military. tans already on the street. already standoffs between police and army. blood incoming.
Seems like he's desperate. He has no hope in hell if he's relying on civilians to rise up for his stupid ass
turkey should nuke 'em
>>81169654
Currently the Roach army is fighting the Roach police in the land of the Roach.
>>81166999
RARE COLLAPSE
GUNFIRE NEAR MY HOME
IT'S HAPPENING
>>81169064
probably a coincidence.
though if there is a connection, the secular military are fed up of having to kill kurds for mudslime edgodan instead of IS. nice was final straw.
Those poor black people are getting attention taken away from them.
https://twitter.com/TurkeyBlocks/status/754043966547431424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>>81169115
Ausbro tells truth
>>81169764
Well I was due for the 17th, but they've seized the airport I was going to so I guess now's not the time after all
>>81169965
Roaches are nuke-proof
>>81169995
where you live? which city?
>>81169995
i hope you have enough caraway at home to survive this mess.
press F to pay respect
>>81169995
Stay safe kebab. Being removed by a fellow roach would be most unfortunate.
>>81166999
yesssss
>>81169995
Stay safe Turkbro
>>81164822
>>81166377
>>81166577
>>81166655
>>81167111
>>81167166
>>81167388
>>81167666
>>81167744
>>81167888
>>81168133
>>81168444
>>81168499
KEK IS STRONG IN THIS THREAD
THE CHANGING WIND IS HIS SIGH OF RELIEF
>>81170391
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuck
>>81169194
It was even more shit before.
Its better but not good, the other alternative was the Muslim brotherhood.
>>81169996
Could be that the media will be so distracted that they won't have time to discredit the coup. Wouldn't be the first time a happening was taken advantage of to produce a tremor-happening.
sends chills down my spine desu senpai
>>81170196
Istanbul
>>81170377
2 months worth of prepping
>>81170412
Well that's my concern, I'm not afraid of dying but I don't want to die for nothing
SMELL OF GUNPOWDER IN THE AIR
SMELLS
LIKE
VICTORY
>>81167840
Wait, What ?
CALM DOWN ITS JUST A PRANK
>>81170391
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>81170931
Fuck off sam hyde
Will Turkey become a comfy military state as the ones in South America 30 years ago ?
>>81166193
Hahahaha old Holborn the yellow gravestone toothed nonce
>>81170849
but who's shooting who?
it's a coup d'etat right? military is plotting against the government. who's fighting for the government etc?
>>81170391
The only good thing to come out of Turkey.
>>81171219
The military typically just removes the elected government and puts in place a secular one in short order. They don't keep control of the country for very long, just long enough to root out any Islamists and keep the country from becoming a new Iran.
>TURKISH MILLITARY COUP D ETAT
>MAN WITH MACHETE ATTAKCING PEOPLE IN NICE
>TURKISH GENERAL MAJOR TAKEN HOSTAGE
I CANT TAKE ALL THESE HAPPENINGS
>>81171246
>who's fighting for the government etc?
Fragmented parts of the military? Special security forces? Police? I don't know. If the military wants a coup they always have it, nobody can stop them.
anything i can do to keep my internet alive, i cant even open google strangely only already opened 4chan threads refreshing
>>81170849
Jesus Christ, Stay safe you fgt
>>81171505
stay safe, friend
TURKMENS
DOWNLOAD TOR
YOU FOOL
DOWNLOAD TOR
>>81168221
Dönerscum
>>81171246
Probably police, but could be a sympathizer
It was a rifle shot, so I'm guessing army
>>81171505
try using google dns 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4
>>81171505
Strange. I wouldn't close any pages you've got open right now. Is there anything you would like me to google for you so you can see if you can link through to things and it's just Google that is shut down?
>>81171505
Shitpost when you can my fellow roach, soon they'll even block 4chan
>>81171505
comfy af
And so soon after Erdogan made peace with Russia...
>>81171505
>81171505
Use tor browser but you can't post on 4chan then so try a private paid VPN like the rares
>>81167888
aaaaaaaahhhhhhfucuuuuuuckkkkkk stop it
>>81171505
get a vpn. fastest is to d/l opera browser turn on "turbo" will keep your social media going
>>81171715
fuck tor. You need a simple vpn to get around blocks. Tor will crawl like a fucking slug in those countries.
BREAKING NEWS EXPLOSION, ERDOGAN PRESUMED DEAD
>BREAKING NEWS EXPLOSION, ERDOGAN PRESUMED DEAD
BREAKING NEWS EXPLOSION, ERDOGAN PRESUMED DEAD
>BREAKING NEWS EXPLOSION, ERDOGAN PRESUMED DEAD
BREAKING NEWS EXPLOSION, ERDOGAN PRESUMED DEAD
>>81171753
Roach anons, our media say Erdogan supporters are out in the streets. Any confirmation?
>>81171902
RARE
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