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NEW CABINET
>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>Justice sec: LIZ TRUSS
>Education sec: JUSTINE GREENING
>Health sec: JEREMY HUNT
>Chief whip: GAVIN WILLIAMSON
>Tory party chairman: PATRICK MCLOUGHLIN
>Leader of the House of Lords: BARONESS EVANS
>Transport sec: CHRIS GREYING
>Work & pensions sec: DAMIAN GREEN
>Environment sec: ANDREA LEADSOM
>Local gov't sec: SAJID JAVID
>NI sec: JAMES BROKENSHIRE
>Business sec: GREG CLARK
>Int'l dev't sec: PRITI PATEL
>Culture sec: KAREN BRADLEY
>Leader of the House of Commons: DAVID LIDINGTON
SACKED
>Chancellor: GEORGE OSBORNE
>Justice sec: MICHAEL GOVE
>Culture sec: JOHN WHITTINGDALE
>Education sec: NICKY MORGAN
>Chancellor of the duchy of lancaster: OLIVER LETWIN
>NI sec: THERESA VILLIERS
>Work & pensions sec: STEPHEN CRABB
>Chief whip: MARK HARPER
STILL A BACKBENCHER
>Moggy
>Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dV3E6mN4mc
>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/
>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi
>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880 (embed)
>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632 (embed)
https://twitter.com/Marion_M_Le_Pen/status/753719937554870272
Shes alive
France <3 edition next
>>81017319
my waifu!
ah fuck, I just made the this week thread as well
it's here: >>81017219 if you care
When England's allies call for aid, where will you be?
Was it revenge for the French talking shit about him?
CHEEKY THIS WEEK YOUTUBE STREAM
GET IN HERE
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>81017407
Phew thanks Anon I completely forgot it was on.
SIXTY
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T
Y
>>81016983
Not always.
Maybe in a round-about way, competition between European states made military technology great enough to take over the world, but more often than not, war between Europeans only helped the Muslims (or the Jews) if it helped anyone.
Or do you think the Crimean War was an example of "greatness"?
right, going toget a bowl of coco pops and enjoy the show
Update:
>60 killed
>possible gunfight after
>smoke at the foot of the eiffel tower
>>81017469
I mean, he is the head of MI6 now...
"I made it look like it was moslems, please don't tell".
LIVESTREAM FROM FRANCE
well done france, well done, you have finally managed to call off the state of emergency,well done, HOWEVER.
Who else reads /Standpoint/ ?
Pretty patrician
>>81017469
>It was Bojo all along
>>81017467
checking some sweet dubs
>>81017469
Apparently it was British media and cucks who were booing, not the Frogs. The Frogs apparently cheered.
>>81017640
HOLY FUCK
Fuck, I'm going to have to miss This Week.
I don't want to, but this is too big a happening.
https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/753718968947470337?lang=en
>>81017640
lmao
It works on so many levels.
>>81017429
>>81017477
>>81017551
>>81017610
unlucky kentucky
>>81017640
Jesus wept
>>81017558
I've got some noice cashews and a pear.
Has anybody woken Douglas up yet?
save france, Kek. I beg thee
>60 people confirmed
Fuck...
>>81017832
>literally has nothing to say
Well, I hope you're all proud of yourselves
It was YOUR toxic rhetoric that fuelled this attack
Are Don has spoken
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/753720863606775809
>>81017469
>POLICE REPORTING A MAN WITH A SHOCK OF BLONDE HAIR BARGED OUT OF THE TRUCK WAVING DUAL UNION FLAGS AS HE MADE HIS ESCAPE
DRIVER WAS WHITE
I REPEAT, THE DRIVER WAS WHITE
GET IN HERE LADS
THIS WEEK CHEEKY STREAM
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>81017832
kek
>>81017640
Little cunt stole my joke from last thread
Just woke up. Is this a serious happening?
>>81017974
Doubles confirm that Kek avenges the Frogs.
>______________¶___
>|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
>|______________|||__|__|__|]
>(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
>>81017832
Literally burst out laughing at this.
>completely forgot about QT
fucks sake, was it any good?
>>81018202
nearly paris level in body count apparently.
>>81018202
Yeah. 60 dead.
>>81017832
>Really, Owen? Really? Nationalism right response? Right now?
kek
>>81017832
The laziest slactivism I have seen.
>>81017832
Well done Owen
literally just heard about the attack what happened?
>>81018332
Wasn't on tonight. Not because of France, just on holiday.
that's a large amount of virtue
>>81017832
I hope he dies of fucking aids, the cunt
>>81018332
No Question time, it's on holiday.
>>81018332
Fucking unwatchable mate
>the countries with the highest muslim populations have the most terror attacks
ISN'T IT FUNNY
>>81018332
Not on over the Summer m8. Prepare for TW though.
>>81018332
Off season m8te, returns in September
FREXIT
FREXIT
FREXIT
>>81017063
>>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
Damn son. May confirmed for closet Brexiter.
>>81017469
Fucking with our Johnson, we expose their pussies
>>81018497
>>81018493
>>81018479
>>81018533
>>81018566
ah right sound
> This Week but also Nice attack
Can terrorists stop being so inconvenient.
>>81018509
Wonder if Are Nige knows what's going on, isn't he going to America today?
Final death count estimate?
>>81018509
FUNNY ISN'T IT?
IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
I expect the French state to react to this with the utmost urgency. Candles will be lit, songs shall be sang, and a stupid fucking symbol will be put on T-shirts and sold by kikes that somehow makes all of this better, and of course, let us not forget the walk, where impotent fuckwits hold each others arms stand still for a moment of silence, hell, lets go nuts and make it two!
You scared Islam? Yea, you wanna be, cunt.
Just me or are BBC massively playing this down?
>keek
if you pronounce it this way un-ironically, please gas yourself.
IZZY IS ON BBC NEWS
>Boris Johnson's first incident to deal with
GET IN HERE LADS IT'S ABOUT TO START
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
THIS WEEK ON IN 3 MINUTES
>>81018742
60 currently, will probably rise to 80.
>>81018659
Yes, I'm in a dilemma over what to watch now?
>>81018810
he was on about kik not kek
>>81017636
Did she make it out alive?
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sd-oNRedzE
>just put my peace playlist on, if only :'(
Don't worry lads, Spotify will fix it.
avenge them kek
>>81017832
>tfw blocked by owen
It's a good feel, but what did he say?
Landslide
>>81018630
More like have to appoint Leavers or get fucked by Brexiteer electorate.
>2 MINUTES
So these are bullet holes, right?
>>81018937
She's talking on BBC News atm
>>81018937
She's on BBC News now
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>81018801
Its only just started trending on FB with the title "several killed in collision with truck" or something similar. No mention of gunshots etc
>>81017832
Literally https://twitter.com/kthopkins/status/712253742863753217
>>81018742
THE TOLL STILL COUNTING
>>81019106
>So these are bullet holes, right?
Yes from a gun
>>81019106
Speed holes.
>>81018937
more tarted up than what's usual
>>81019106
Nah m8, arrows
What did he mean by this?
>>81018906
>>81018742
Could end up being more.
>>81018270
>>81018911
This Week, always This Week the happening won't be going anywhere
SKY NEWS IS SAYING "HURR DURR BREXIT = THIS COULD HAPPEN"
Isabel is fine what about Marion?
tell you what that twitter video is fucking grim
>>81019000
He literally just posted a string of tricolour emojis.
The fucking faggot has nothing to say.
>>81019084
Is there a stream and IRC?
By the way, I've seen an alternate hashtag to the re-hashed "pray for Nice": #FightForFrance
>>81019190
>that mouse apm when changing channels
Nice.
https://twitter.com/politicalbeauty/status/753715630830919680
Fucking despicable
>>81017685
Is it a paper magazine you can buy or online only lad?
>Happen on the Promenade des Anglais
Perfidious Albion strikes again
>no
is she autistic?
>>81019433
Devilish
JE SUIS CHARLIE
Seriously though, this needs to stop.
based Hopkins https://twitter.com/kthopkins/status/712253742863753217
>>81019433
GOOD MORNING
>>81019476
Posted it as soon as she tweeted, shes fine.
>>81017319
>>81019537
Right here laddie
>>81018869
>>81019585
Both
MICHAEL ROSEN ON THIS WEEK GET IN HERE
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>tfw going to London soon
>this happens
>>81019574
makes my stomach turn. police shouldve shot the cunts before they got close.
>>81019574
> Slows down to let people escape then speeds up
Who is this spaz of a terrorist
>>81019655
She should post an identical tweet after every attack
Lots of ghosts to be busting tonight, eh lads?
>>81019567
Say goodbye to your Karens now that May is in charge.
>PORTILLO AS A GHOSTBUSTER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>81019574
Why cant we just genocide these cunts
>>81019824
>tfw going to London soon
Oh god I'm so sorry.
THIS INTRO ON THIS WEEK
>>81019655
Fuck . . . .she is right though.
>>81019634
>Seriously though, this needs to stop.
Why would it stop? There will only be more attacks until real action is taken and we deport muzzies.
What can you even do against a truck.
There is nothing for this in my bug out bag.
I am not prepared.
>ghostbusters
Bit poor taste neil lad
BAD OF PLAMS
Vid of the truck plowing through people
>This Week intro, especially Portillo
contrast this with what's happening in france
>>81017832
>tfw FN Le Pen wins because of this
>Portillo: "I am a feminist"
I don't believe it for a second.
PortilloBusters would be better than new Ghostbusters.
Right lads settle down This Week is starting.
>tfw was expecting a nice chilled out evening with TW and no QT
Fucking Muslims
topkek, what is Portillo on?
reminder that there's a 95% chance it was religion of peace again
diversity is our strength :^)
>Click - Nice
kek
can someone post a picture of ghostbuster neil
BUSTIN MAKES PORTILLO FEEL GOOD
>FIRE MARSHMELLOWY GOO ON JEREMY CORBYN
Do they know if it's a muzzie yet?
>>81020074
You're not American mate.
They would have whipped out their guns and stopped it.
It would never happen in America.
>>81019574
>Police have the perfect chance to shoot him
>They literally just let him roll past them
And I thought our police force was shit.
>>81017974
>hot hon hon hons walking around paris in lingerie
I never realised how much I want something like this to happen.
Stupid sexy frogs
nostalgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_bL0EqlDEk
>tfw brexit
>tfw terror attack
>tfw I feel for our European cousins
The continent has been left isolated by a thick fog
That intro
My sides
>>81020307
no idea. BBC still describing it as a lorry crash though
>think of them as the steve and the crabb of late night political chat
FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>81019914
>Posting a fake tweet
>>81020074
Trucks can't drive through dense woods.
So /pol/, there are 60 dead in a terroriste attack (not sur of islamic) in Nice (south of France) and nothing happened in Paris (just firework)
Sorry bad english but not so many time and drunk
COME ON NEIL LAMBASTE THE MUSSIES
>>81020194
Its gonna fucking happen, you cant withstand this amount of attacking from muslims and not get redpilled
>portillo in heels
madman
GET IN THE BRITPOL STREAM LADS
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>81020074
>not having a spike strip in your bug out bag so that you can stop and loot anybody in a car in an apocalypse scenario
A better pic of truck
>>81019824
Going to London tomorrow for a concert. Am I going to get gunned down for being a degenerate lads?
>>81020307
Fox News has been saying it was 100% ISIS since it happened kek. I'm not even joking.
BREMAINERS BTFO
>>81020637
Peppered like a good steak desu
Portillo's nose looks bigger than my dick desu
>>81020589
Hope your family and friends are alright.
Stay safe
>>81020136
>Portrait view
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81020136
Jesus christ
Neil loving Larry
>>81020637
>Truck
Fuck sake m8 it's a lorry.
![10May_16May_Battle_of_Belgium[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KZ7ZjZ3.png "10May 16May Battle of Belgium[1]")
>>81020580
They said the same about Panzers. How'd that turn out?
>>81020669
Depends where you're going.
LIVE REPORT
>>81020637
he must have finally hit an america that knocked the front bumper off
THE NEIL ABOUT TO GO HAM ON MUSLIMS AGAIN
>>81021101
Yes please
>>81019655
That first reply completely misses the point
>>81020800
Saved. Orwelian as hell.
>>81020136
Eurobeat edit when?
>>81019655
It never fails, there's always one :)
ISSY
Issy
What news channels you lads watching?
How long before Muslims start playing the victim card again?
THEY ALMOST KILLED ISABEL THE CUNTS
Issy is on lads, voice only though
Isabel reporting live for Are Neil from Nice.
ISSY
S
S
Y
>>81021333
BBC 1 THE NEIL
Really appropriate music Sky News
When May says she's a feminist does she mean Thatcher feminist or modern feminist?
>>81021356
thanks for reposting. Lost mine.
>>81021001
Alexandra Palace, is it prominent enough to get snackbarred? I'm not that London savvy
>>81021333
RT, but they're only reporting on Nice attack, I wanna know what happened in paris.
>>81021384
Fuck sake I can't fap to this.
>>81021333
BEEB1
>>81021341
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
HOW DARE THEY PUT ISABEL IN DANGER
>>81021480
what are they playing?
>be Neil
>have funny script of political show written up
>Muds kill people
>have to talk about death and murder of families
Damn cozy stream has such a delay
>at least 73 dead
>>81021522
Did anything happened in Paris? I saw smoke around the Eiffel Tower but that could've been fireworks
>>81021527
Fucking amateur
>>81021548
nasheeds
Got my dual monitor set up just in time for happenings:)
>>81021559
It's the Neil. He'll figure something out.
>>81021559
I know its really fucked up my comfy This Week Thursday evening with a bottle of wine.
Fucking Muslims.
>>81021579
iplayer itself has a massive delay, kind of silly.
Is this live? Why do QT record hours in advance of air time
>>81021520
nah, you'll be fine there.
>>81021691
I want to kill Karen with my dick.
>>81021548
THINGS, CAN ONLY GET BETTER
>>81021559
The Neiling will come.
And it will be swift
>the this week summer recess party
l e l
73 dead now
>At least 73 dead
Fuck sake, feel bad for the frogs.
>>81021714
What the fuck!?
>73 dead
I'm shaking with rage lads, it has to fucking stop. Muslims need to be interned
>>81021691
The crime scene's three miles long. They're finding more bodies all the time.
>The FN will still not get elected.
>>81021691
>>at least 73 dead
May be more than that come morning, I imagine a lot of people are critical etc
>>81021522
A lot of are watching This Week.
you might be able to see (as a non-Bong) it here:
https://www.filmon.com/tv/bbc-one
>>81017467
Getting ready to shoot their fleet while it's still in port
>>81021777
Granted.
>lucky 7
The final death toll will be dubs, Kek willing
Neil looks fucking pissed off.
surprised they carried on with TW tbqh
>michael rosen on
Nice
>>81021821
Yes. The audience has to get home at a reasonable hour i guess
>>81021830
phew
comfy night with old uni mates is back on
>>81022038
Noice*
>>81022021
>you now remember that GOAT monologue after the paris attacks
>>81022021
He hates IS, he loves France. They also put his precious Isabel Hardman in danger.
>>81021520
Alexandra Palace is a nice venue. It's in between good area (Islington) and shit area (Wood Green). They do an amazing fireworks display on guy fawkes every year. You'll have a good time.
how long ago was this reported?
it wasn't on the ten o'clock news was it?
I don't know who this guy is except from the 'nice' reaction image
THE WEAK ONES WOULD JUST KEEL OVER AND DIE
>>81021918
>ywn leave a three-mile crime scene in Saudi Arabia
ISIS IS CLAIMING RESPONSIBILITY
REPORTS COMING IN
https://twitter.com/alexanderbakker/status/753725699677192192/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>>81022021
He usually does after terrorist attacks, watch the opening of TW after the Paris attacks
>>81022021
He has been going HAM on twitter all day, wouldnt want to mess with him desu
does this guy have hiv
Dutch link - IS claims responsibility
>>81022288
Literally within the last 90 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6CLKz8W9Ks&feature=youtu.be
Where were you when the #Brecovery started?
What will leftists do?
>>81019220
Might be worth mass retweeting, it's not any less true
Top trend on twitter: #PrayForNice
TOP KEK. It's so predictable!
>>81022317
To be fair, ISIS claimed responsibility for the Orlando guy and it turned out he was a literal faggot
>>81022361
No he has looked like that for about 20 years.
>>81022412
fucking christ
>>81022317
>>81022362
Fucking scum.
>>81022520
>thingken about lorries
>>81022021
>Him trying to get through the banterous intro
>>81022488
A literal faggot who pledged his support for ISIS
>>81022433
Get run over by Muslims playing euro truck irl
>>81022266
Noice.
Any good pubs/ bars for a cheeky pint before and after? Don't fancy playing rip off gig prices if I can avoid it.
>Get to watch This Week and see a new Michael Rosen YTP source being born at the same time
>"this spoilt our shopping trip"
WTF CUNT ON SKY NEWS
>>81020116
>Chaos 2
>>81021821
QT is recorded live. They don't do any retakes.
>>81021986
Thanks. I'd would rather watch european tv news just to see how they react... Tonight it's gonna be a wild ride.
RT is alright, they always do live coverages of habbenings, but they're pretty unamusing.
>corbyn has a -41% approval rating
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>81022757
He looks like he's aged a decade.
>>81022837
it's not
>>81022520
rosen...
>>81022412
Fuck sake the song makes me laugh by default, I feel bad now
>>81022865
He's even less popular than Michael Foot lol
LADS, some lesbian on Sky News just complained that the attacks ruined her shopping trip
>>81022892
That video is 8 years old so he pretty much has.
>when the Front National kicks in
>>81022865
He is truly the hero we need right now
Guns and handnergrades found in truck
>>81022707
I haven't really gone out drinking around there in a while I'm afraid. Probably plenty of pubs bottom of the hill (it's on a big ass hill) towards Muswell Hill
Oh my god this cunt on Sky News going on about using the fucking toilet now.
Fox News is also showing the Sky News stream, cheers love, made us look great.
>>81022361
It's Tom Baker!
Didn't recognise him without the scarf.
This Nice attack will all be forgotten by next week, meanwhile the leftists still cuck and shill for muslims and the fence sitters do nothing at all kek.
RUINED
MY
SHOPPING
TRIP
>>81022860
Ok . . .but the filmon link is pretty useful for watching Bong TV . . .if it's BBC one . . . for BBC two - just change the end of the link to 'two'.
>>81021279
shes been quiet but she's a good egg, she'll be out guns blazing when she wakes up.
>>81022896
Oh my bad then
>>81023157
>Mfw
I'll buy a French flag
>>81023150
>1990 was 9000 years ago
When are the French elections then?
>>81023140
Couldn't believe it mate. Also she was trying to be jokey.
I wonder if the lefties in Ancient Rome used to say #notallgermanics
>>81022837
Its not live but you're right in saying that they don't do retakes. Well, atleast they didn't when I went.
your dedicated this week thread:
>>81017219
>>81017219
>>81017219
>>81017219
>>81023368
WHAT A RACIST THING TO SAY
its really getting to the point where you have to wonder when the french are actually going to do something. how many french have to die? the body count is in the hundreds now.
>>81023368
I have a bit of a delay, is this dike fucking serious
>>81023514
Next year iirc, together with a lot of other countries.
>>81022801
>>81023140
https://twitter.com/search?q=RUINED%20SHOPPING%20TRIP&src=typd
BANTS
>>81023586
>we oppressed them for so long we deserve it
I missed QT, anything good?
>>81023785
Amazing mate
>>81023741
Thank fuck people caught it. She deserves to be shamed for it, it was a shitty thing to say.
>>81023785
It was a decent episode
#PRAYFORHERSHOPPINGTRIP
>>81023785
Neil called David Lammy a nigger
>>81017063
>>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
omfg CRINGE!!!
Jesus, how do you remove toenails from souls of feet?
>>81023785
Yeah, it took place in Greggs. Someone called Dimbleby racist.
>>81023983
>>81024068
at least use the this week thread first ffs
>>81020589
Will anything change because of this? FN? Frexit? Civil war?
You will see a bunch of fucking flags on facebook and hashtags. But we literally are with you bro. Till the death.
>>81023491
>tfw already bought a british flag after brexit
>now have to buy a french one as well
this could become really costly when the race war starts
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