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Let's have one of these.
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Template here.
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>>80997879
>Ancestors
>SPQR
Bad bait
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>>80997962
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanization_of_Hispania
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>>80997962
Still more of a claim to Roman Ancestry than G*rmans
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Did my best
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>>80999564
Why would France out of them all end up as brother?
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>>80999963
Yeah right?! It's not like they helped them defeat the british or something xD
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>>80999963
We and France have always been bros, Lady Liberty is one of the most iconic symbols of the US and it was a gift from France. I'm also from Louisiana so naturally I feel close to France
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>>81000497
>>81000580
Well, in that case i would have expected France to be best friend and maybe Canada/Australia to be the brother. But you're right about Louisiana being formerly french.
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>>80997879
>colombia
i cant even make fun of you anymore
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>>80999564
>Brother
>France

>Ancestors
>Bunch of inbred britbongs

>Best Friend
>Australia

>Friendly Rival
>China

>Natural Enemy
>Mexico

Off yourself
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>>80997879
correct
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>>81001039
A brother is someone who is connected with you from the core of your existence, you can have a fight with him or disagree with him from time to time but in the end you'd have eachothers back. And that right there is their relationship.
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>>81001039
Brother works because it entails we have a deeper connection that goes back to the beginning. Austrailia/Canada is our BFF cause we both have big ass land that we killed a bunch of natives to get
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>>81001414
>shitty meme arrows for shitty banter
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>>81001765
>Banter

Off yourself
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>>80997879
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>>81002463
>dem brothers
Based poortuguese colonies.
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>>80999564
Agree with everything but change France with Canada.
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>>81002463
>best friend
>urgay
wew lad
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>>81003573
Daesh was never an enemy of Israel.
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I did my best.
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>>81003870
>Daesh
Stop being a SJW cuck, use ISIL or ISIS.
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>>80998558
>implying roman ancestry is something to strive for
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I also nominate Scotland as simply 'Annoying'
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>>81003870
yeah but I didn't know what to put there kek
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>>81003573
Why won't you stop being so embarrassing, mom?
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>>81003573
>jews
>former enemy

But we are the jews
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>>81004121
pretty accurate tb.h
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>>81004985
>dat ancestor
explain pls?
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>>81004999
Thanks amigo
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>>81005277
NOT THIS AGAIN.
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im gay
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>>80997879

I think this is accurate...
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>>80999564
>best friend
>not our greatest ally
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>>81004237
It's the opposite you dumb ass. You're the SJW.
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>>81004985
>>81005593
>anglos claiming roman ancestry
You don't even speak a romance language.
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>>80997879
>>80997933
let me tell you the story of my people
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>>81007054
When whitey are gone, you are fuckin done Jew. Chile won't have mercy
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>>81003573
Soon, brother, soon.
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>>81003870
> Daesh
Its spelled Islamic State
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>>81004121
Seriously tho, why aren't you state? Or part of Florida?
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>>80997879
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>bit hazy about origin nation,probably european aryans as they say.
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>>81007266
>Chile won't have mercy
Ohhh fuggggg....
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>>81008077
>Natural enemy

Where is the loo?
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>>81008077
>No Nepal despite you stealing all their land bahinchut
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>>81008799
>forced meme
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All joking aside, this is indisputable.
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>>81008747
I expected some big cock niggas and muslims in natural enemy, Sven
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>>81005593
>Natural enemy
>ISIS
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>>81007624
Fuck Puerto Ricans.
t. Florida
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>>81009014
Nah, the fuck I'm saying. What's the name of that African country with big cock niggers that always cuck Sweden?
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>>81008897
>fought pakistan and china to get back lands forcefully occupied.
go read em books
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Purge of /int/ autism when?
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>>81009420
Somalia, gotchu senpai
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>>81009420
>big cock niggers

lol wat
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>>81008920
>forced
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>>81009630
Somalia! can't believe I forgot it. Thanks for da info bro, I felt kinda ignorant for a moment
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>>81009414
>implying Mexico stopped invading you
Mexicans are a more dangerous enemy.
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>>81009649
>shit-tier third world country facing same problems as us forcing memes from 4chan banter
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>>81009956
>UK is enemy of Israel

Sand nigger detected...
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>>80997879
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>>81010622
And people say whites lack imagination.
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>>81010398
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>>81009956
Uk is enemy of of EU. Uk is Israels cuck.
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>>81008013
u wuz illyrians and shit?
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>>81010855
Best friend is Israel goy.
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>>81008930
we wuz romans and shiet
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>>80999564
>brother
>france
>not Canada
you dun fucked up

France is more like America's crazy cheese smelling uncle.
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>>80999564
Perfect
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>>81010864
>forced meme
let pol have good discussion
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>>81011170
Greatest ally. Not friend.
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>>81001414

>Natural enemy
>Not Mexico

You have to go back.
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Poles hates everyone and everything
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>>81011443
>friendly rival
Because I rape and pillage my friendly rivals.
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>>81011396
I'd like you to take a look at this and tell me what you think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4yntshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts
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>>80997933

Notsureifshouldsave.jpg
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>>81006877
It's government type genius

also
>implying we don't have our share of spaghetti niggers
>implying my last name doesn't sound like a type of noodle
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>>81011011
It's a more an ideal future chart than a contemporary one
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>>81011665
We're talking about today. And it isn't us who rape and pillage them right now
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>>80999564

Petty good.

Ancestor wise, it should just be Britain, Germany, and Ireland. Obviously we came from Britain culturally, but ethnically we'e pretty much just krautniggers and potatoniggers.

I balked at France being our brother, but it's not that bad. I'd probably put Canada though.
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>>81011742
>i love your country
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>>81012010

>tfw you put the UK instead of the EU

I'll let you off m8
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>>81007054
top kek
Thought we were your best friend muh greatest ally...
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Poland
Brother Hungary Czech and Slovakia
Father Polish Lithuanian commonwealth
Ancestry some slavic shit idk
Natural enemy Russia and Germany
Friendly rival literally no one
Best friend countries that let us immigrate
Former enemy Muslim shit+Austria Germany Russia

Also honorary mention is Ukraine they're literally just fucking annoying wtf Ukraine isn't even a real fucking country
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>>81004374

How is Portugal England's best friend?
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>>81012010
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>>81010684
We wu kangs
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>>81004374
dog bless Alfred
This is the best one for Anglo

>>81012143
to be fair the UK did alot of skullduggery against Russia all the way through the 20th century
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>>81012216
Longest allegiance in existence.
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>>81012216

Pic related
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>>80997879
:^)

Looks like shit but i don't care
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>>80997879
Fuck off, asshole.
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>>81012216
longest running alliance
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>>81012535
We all know Egyptians were (pick one below)
If white: red-haired pale skin
if black: black with curly hair
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>>81012010
Why are WE your enemies? We've been to war once and fought together 3 times.
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>>81012836
They were Greek lol, and they most certainly weren't arabs
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>>81013929
Only the ptolemeics were greek. The remaining pharoahs were north-african similar to modern egyptians.
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>>81014050
I thought we were friends
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>>81014050
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>>81014470
>America
>You're a worthy rival

Is this a joke? Maybe be more realistic Amigo. Perhaps Argentina's more your speed.
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HAPPENING IN FRANCE
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>>81014470

youre rival should just be the words 'White people/safety/no drug cartel beheadings'
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Pretty much this.
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>>81015113

should add some guns/burgers to your friends
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I don´t know why colombia say we are their former enemy
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>>81009649
>tfw my Pepe is eternally ingrained in meme culture
I can die happy
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>>81015021
>Youre rival

Mehmed detected.
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>>80997879
Thanks for ruining Antofagasta best friend.
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>>81014709
you seem mad britcuck.

Asylum denied?
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>muricans think romans are their ancestors

my sides
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>>81015600
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerra_colombo-peruana
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>>81015472
Chill out man
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>>81015113
>you're worthy of taking on the rest of earth when china and britain combined economically and militarily drawf you
>unironic israel
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>>80999564

Canada is clearly our brother. But otherwise, spot on
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>>81015686
The thing about your flag is I don't have to guess you're a spic.
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>>81015967

thats why i added us to the friendly rivals, because we are rival cucks
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>>81014843
When the reason one of the candidates of us is going to win presidency is because he is going to build a huge wall between me and them in my opinion I should consider myself worthy
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>>81004509
I like this one
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>>81016196
America could destroy the world with nuclear weapons in mere seconds.
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>>81016355
The thing about your flag is I don't have to guess you're a Mehmed
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>>80997879
>Cucklombian messing up my flag

highly triggered.
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>>81016697
Because everyone is trying to escape your country.

>>81016762
Britain has enough nukes to do the same. Doesn't mean we compete with the world

>>81016783
We're 4% muslim, so you kinda do
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>>81017711
>everyone is trying to escape your country
http://www.pewhispanic.org/2015/11/19/more-mexicans-leaving-than-coming-to-the-u-s/

What know Zaheer Ahmed Ahbdul IV?
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>>81015113
>>81008930
>we wuz romanz n sheet
This is embarrassing.
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>>81018344
Regardless of the stats, why do you think he's building a wall?
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>>81004374
Can you make one for Ireland and just fill every spot with Ireland's flag?
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>>81018437

you dont feel any kinship with the Finns?
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>>81018657
Britain is the father of Scotland despite Scotland and England combining to produce Britain

wat
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>>81018825

Ireland's brother is just any Celtic nation, because the English have fucked us over for centuries.
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>>81018657

> ireland
> germany
> enemies

wat
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>>81018698
cause he is a populist
Bread and Circus etc etc
The same reason Obama created Obamacare and the same reason Hillary is playing the woman card
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>>81018852
None whatsoever
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>>81015113
>natural enemy
>not mexico
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>>81016196
>China
>Military being worth anything
>not having a complete and utter economic dependence on Americans importing their shit

Fuck off ahmed
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>>81019127
The reason the wall is popular though pablo, why do is it?
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>>81019127
No, stop dodging the question. What is the purpose of the wall? What does he stat it will do?
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>>81010622
how is your ancestor celts
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>>81019412
So what happens to America when they stop getting shit from china? It's called an interdependent relationship, yank.
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>>81019446
>why do is it?

Please learn to write your own language

Its popular the same reason Obama was popular people thought with Obama in power racism will "disappear" people who vote for Trump think illegal immigration will "disappear" but as long as your huge corporations still continue having a look out for cheap illegal labor nothing will change Steve
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>>81019043
i cant blame you for not knowing since i know fuck all about panama
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>>81019447
I can be your brother Italy
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>>81020031
So you admit it's about illegal immigration. It has nothing to do with being a valid American Rival.
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>>81012143
Fuck off, brits are enemies.
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>>81019447

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHFy3YWpRx8

rome and venice are on my must-visit list, Pizzabro
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>>81005277
Source? What was that
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>>81020181
where's the "you have to go back" Trump GIF when i need of it?
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>>81020451

lmao why natural enemy.

your natural enemy should be the communist jews who destroyed your country
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>>80997879
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>>81020451
Why though? Historically we've been your allies. Even after everyone hated you as the Soviet Union we stayed your friend.
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>>81020844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMEAMtrKwb0
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>>81020424
When someone immigrates illegally the only thing he holds its his culture and he/she is willing to do anything to protect it. Trump is correct about the whole "Reconquista" aspect since Spanish speaking people in US and Spanish lessons on public schools is becoming more and more common so in a way we can still be considered his rival ; the cultural invasion is real
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>>81021008
>destroyed
Kek, tsar was shit, but communism too.
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>>81018885
could replace britain with germany then
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>>81008013
Sleepy man truly is the greatest ally of whatever country this is
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>>81021141
>we stayed your friend
Chlomo, please.
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>>81020751
literally the two cities with the huge amount of rats in Italy
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>>81018852
They are mongols - we've got nothing in common.
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>>81021540
No argument here. We invaded Iran with you ffs. The Soviet Union was despised the world over but we chose to stick by you, despite you being commie faggots.
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>>81012690
the dream, brother
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>>81016355
>>81017711
>>81019598
>>81020424
>>81014843
>I got triggered becuase some one said the US is their friendly rival in a cartoon board: The post

Wew, since when brits became such queers? I thought you guys were banta masters...
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>>81020950
>failing in my multitasking pic related posting
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>>81021765
Sorry, have we been to war? When?
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r8 plz
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>>80997879
fuck off nigger, we're full.
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>>81022227
Viking age, never forget.
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>>80997879
learn 2 panama flag
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>>81016135
come on bro
that was just a fight let it go already
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>>81021983
>No argument here
>literally every anglo screaming about "m-muh ebil russia"
Russia has no allies. Everyone is our enemy.
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>>81022055
If I'm such a loser why did you reply to every single one. You're a bit deluded mate. Do you actually think you're a competitor with America?
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>>81022227
The UK have been to war with the entire world m8
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>>81022312

should add CHYNUH to friendly rival :3
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>>81022610
That was America. We stayed friends until the 60's until America puppeted Western Europe entirely. Even today we still have an arms deal.
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>>80997879
colombia, we are educating all of your doctors and engineers just shut the fuck up
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>>81022312
fixed
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>>81022822
Thanks for reminding me. Feels good.
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>>81023033
>obama edition
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>>81018309
>Argentina
>Not an enemy
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>>80997879
Mine.

plz r8
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>>81022708
Not the same person. I never said you're were a loser, i said you're a queer, and you are. It's just a meme image, why are you taking it serious? You fucking milennial.
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>>81023497
Why are you roleplaying as an ivan?
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>>81022227
Napoleon wars. You caused a famine here
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>>81023497
0/10
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>>81002463
Loving the Galicia ancestor
Obrigado amigo
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>>80997879
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>>81021430
Wouldn't your father just be celts?

>>81021765
>>81022227
Danish Vikings also for some time during Napoleonic wars

>>81022530
danelaw a shit
ALFRED BEST, WESSEX STRONK
fucking vikings leave muh monasteries alone
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>>81021181
kek at the pic...
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>>81023636
Because I love to remind you desert people that you're an irrelevant, poor and retarded people at every occasion. You really are the slime of the earth. No country on earth considers themselves your friend. Your nation and its people aren't worth the dirt on a boot. No wonder there's mass illegal immigration into America. No one on earth is proud of Mexico.

Go behead your mother with a chainsaw.
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>>81010855
What the fuck is wrong with us? We even let you have a base in Rota
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>>81003573
>>81003870

I thought it was pretty good.
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I'm on mobile so:

>Country
Spain
>Brother
Portugal
>Father
Visigoth Kingdom
>Ancestors
Iberian natives, Celts and Rome
>Natural Enemy
Spain
>Friendly Rivals
Portugal and France
>Best Friend
No such thing.
>Former Enemy
Moors
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>>81023672
Because I am one.
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>>81024740
>Natural Enemy
>Spain

Only spaniards will understand...
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>>80997879
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>>81024462
You guys had a war in 1900.

Fun fact, a small Spanish territory island was invaded by American troops. The mayor hadn't heard word of war so thought the American troops were visiting and presented them with gifts and welcomed them. The commander informed him they were at war, and the mayor politely surrendered
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>>81025004
>>81024740
So true...
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>>81024431
Oh, just your average /pol/ edgy virgin. There are other threads for that, Mohammed, like the Mexico hate one, don't ruin this one pls.

ggs
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>>81023869
>insert kingdom of israel flag here
I got you senpai
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>>80997879
>Congolombia sends its nigger immigrants to Argentina
>Considers us an enemy (?)
>Argentines don't give a fuck about Congolombia or anything that happens there
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>>81025107
Why hate on Liechtenstein?
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>>81025158
Yeah... i remember that...
We had better times, but now we are friends
At least with USA, give gibraltar back
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>>81024906
Haha, you just need to tell me bro, no need to take a pic.

desu America should be natural enemy. you guys won't have a friendly relationship for decades.
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>>81018309
not our best friend is brasil?
maybe ecuador?
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>>81019750
celtic is a state of mind not an ethnicity
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>>81011559
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>>81025004
Well, we are fighting each other since pre-history

>tfw that made our forebears tough and strong people to the point they reject every german invasion
>tfw they got caugh in the war between two strong empires
>tfw they were the first ones invaded by Rome and the last ones to be conquered by rome
>tfw only after the pax romana they got cucked and the germanic and mudshit invasions happened
>tfw they waked up slowly but unstoppable to the point they conquered half planet
>tfw while they did all of this they kept fighting each other until 1939
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>>81024906

Privet, ruskibro

How is sweden?
can you give us a non-swedish biased view of how fucked it really is? Presumably its not as bad as people say

>nervous_laughter.jpg
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>>81025844
True. Celts never were an ethnicity.

Some iberian celts probably looked like Sean Conery
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>>81025290
We may have a small darkie population, but at least we aren't a nation of them.

>>81025512
No can do mate. Consider it a bit of humiliation for trying to invade England.
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>>81024883
Ulster Scot?
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>>81023869
I disown you.
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>>81018698
>yfw he's building it to keep the labor force in
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>>81025158
That war was a funny thing. The Americans thought Spain was easy since our military technology was shit. They were wrong and the war was more tough than they believed. I remember to read some text from a norwegian consul explaining this.
This war is also the reason nobody in murica remember how Spain helped them to win their independency.
Also, the war was an obvious falseflag. Spain never wanted war with America, in fact that happened in a time we were pretty isolationists.
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>>81022055
You can be our rival mexica, we'll build a wall just for you <3
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>>80999564
That's a dope Celtic flag. Did you make that?
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>>81026334
Actually, I think that when Spain was ruled by others, it was because most of the population wanted it (with the exception of romans, that was an actual invasion)

The visigoths brought part of the German culture so long forgotten. Turns out they were cucks. At some point, the population was so sick of stupid civil wars and religious dogmas that they acepted the islamic religión with open arms (think about it, it took 50 years for the caliphate to conquest half of the iberian península, and even romans failed at that. There is no way the population was offering resistance)

Then some German who was not such a cuck, called Don Pelayo, finally woke up and managed to beat the moors so hard they still remember it these days.

And that that's all. So long after, french failed miserably.
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>>80997879
Luckily /int/ already has this covered.

On the other hand
>redditballs
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>>81023869
>Natural Enemy: Iran
>Friendly Rival: Saudi Arabia

Why, jewbro? Shia's are more pro-Israel, they are more civilized than Sunni's who would probably kill you if they have the chance
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>>81027349
Accurate
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>>81025844
Kek, that shit isn't a kilt. That niggers wearing a cheap skirt from Primark.
Also:
>wearing boats, not normal shoes with the laces tied up the leg.
Haram, I am triggered.
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>>81028110
that is the 7 celtic nations flag or something like that
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>>81027811
>they expected it to be easy
Every nation that fought Americans all say they're cocky little shits, but have no tactical knowledge or ability to use their infinite weaponry and resources so struggle in any military conquest. This is why it took them years to just take the pacific islands. They have no real military tradition.
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>>81027907
That's a good one.

But you know what, we could make a different one for every spanish región....
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>>81028247
Why do we hate polandball now?
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>>81028755
We don't. Polandball didn't came from Reddit.

I don't know what Spurdo is talking about
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>>81026508
We had enough with the Armada Invencible fiasco
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>>81028467
Know what the bottom right black and white one is?
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>>81002463
i luv u brazzil
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>>81029021
Don't take this personally mate but economically you're not in a good shape to manage it right now.
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>>81027907
>al andalus is our ancestors

That's delusional. They were all the contrary Spain was and is. Yeah we benefited from their advancements but that's all.
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>>81029031
bottom left i mean
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>>81003870
>daesh

I want reddit to leave
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>>80997879
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>>81029378
Brittany.
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Bamp
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>>81029281
We are shit. We need some invasion to get on te rails again.
Interested? You can start in Magaluf
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>>81026487
It's not nearly as bad as /pol/ makes it look. Never had any problems with sandniggers or anything so far. Although I live in the inner city of Stockholm and only rarely go to the immigrant filled ghetto suburbs (Fittja, Vårby Gård, Bredäng, etc), so it might be worse than I think. Never have any problems when I went there though, even at night. Even though it was full of sandniggers. I assume it'd be different if I actually lived there.
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>>81029663
>bretons
>celtic

anything outside british isles is pushing it
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>>81029719
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>>81029297
2/3 of Spanish native population considered themselves part of the islamic world.

It happened, and it was not that bad. There is no reason to regret anything, those were other times.

I bet you went out with some girl you ended up hating too.
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I tried.
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>>81023859
Galicia is portuguese bullfucker
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>>81004374
>natural enemy
>not us
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>>81029960
Friendly rival should be White Guilt with some feminism bullshit though
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>>81029892
Well, if Im not wrong the 7 celtic nations are based on the language and culture (bagpipes and sheit), so Brittany fit into it.
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>>81029719
I'd love a good European war. Ally France and ireland and we'll ally portugal
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>>81016355
Hi Mehmed, good job in France
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>>81030011
Portugal é Galicia.
Fuckin monkeys learn your history
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>>81014470
Mexico has no enemies or friends.

face it
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>>81029614
Why do you hate your father? :(
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>>81029954
That doesnt make them our ancestors. We are spaniards (which is the same as hispanos), our culture and civilization is European, not muslim nor north african. I am not denying the history, I accept it, but as I said they weren't spaniards, even if their genetic said the contrary.
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>>81030011
>>81030716

lol this

What the fuck are you talking about? Can you see Portugal on this map?

>>81029954
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My attempt
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>>81030533
Hi Hernando Lopez Hernando. How's the creepy porn commenting coming?
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>>81030392
>natural enemy
potato.jpg
>friendly rival
potato.jpg
>best friend
potato.jpg
>former enemy
potato.jpg
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>>80997879
Best friend of Colombia is Paraguay anon.
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>>81030728
Our worst enemy is ourselves
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>>81029297
>800 years here
>not ancestors

Ok
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>>81030299
No France, we will fight alongside greece and italy and portugal.
Maybe trick Morocco on the deal.
We will lose for sure, just dont attack on siesta time
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>>81030862
They are half-son, dad, Mom cheat you with natives. We are your only legacy :DDD
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>>81014843
Mehmed stop getting so triggered and go back to beheading infidels.
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>>81030728
>No enemies
USA, Argentina, Peru to some extent, Brazil and Spain as "Friendly rivalry"
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>>81030991
thanks senpai
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>>81015021
>youre rival should just be the words 'White people
She is mexican and white, what now Patel?
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>>81030991
>Best friend
>Not Israel
C'mon m8
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>>80999564
>France

it's fine
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>>81004121
Cuban here, te quiero, hermano
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>>81030963
Exactly, Portugal is the bastard son of Spain and Galicia. So Brazil is like, the retarded one...
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>>81030862
Because you fugged our girls, and stole our gold
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>>81030886

I don't understand.

Al-andalus is part of our history because it was the country of our ancestors and they contributed to it.
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>>81031166
this meme might work if it was original
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>>81031292
>That's considered white in Mexico
Wew lad
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>>81031072
>>>Reddit
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>>81031419
I don't think Israel even ranks top 3.
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>>81031118
I want an excue to kill Irishmen. I guess killing Italians is fun too.
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>>81031141
Thanks argeBro, keep our legacy ;)
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>>81031103

I am agree that they were our ancestors, but they were not 800 years here. They were here since the Stone age, and they converted to islam at some point.
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>>80997879
A cuanto el kilo de coca?
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>>81031742
>We will fight and die for Israel
Didn't Trump say something like that?
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>>81031103
Read Al-Ándalus contra España for the redpill. You have to face it, all the al-andalus meme is a myth from the romanticists. They weren't like us, they were a completely different civilization with other education, legal system, and religion. The only thing we inherited from them was some advanced technology, recovered some greco-roman stuff and words.
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>>81031557
But we gave you universities, our language, a good religion and beautiful churches...
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>>81032078
Insinuando que tienes dinero para pagarlo...
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>>81025525
Natural enemy is a bit too harsh. We don't really hate each other that much ever since that whole cold war thing ended. Meanwhile, we've been fighting with Poland since medieval times.
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>>81019043
>WW1
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>>81032024
So romans aren't either
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>>81032167

You are delusional. Al-Andalus was not some external entity created by evil arab invaders. It was a creation of native spaniards.
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>>81032373
You live today in a civilization based in roman principles
>>81032485
It doesnt matter if they were genetically spaniards, their culture and civlization has nothing to do with Spain and us, for fuck sake, is that hard to get?
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>>81008077
We're clearly your father you ungrateful turd
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>>81032373

With romans there was an actual colonization (and some genocides, the cantabrii one for example) So they aported more to our current genetic pool.
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>>81032345
there should be a general rival section desu
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>>81031969
We just love to kill another europeans, its in our blood...
We Spanish also like to kill ourselves as a matter of fact
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>>81032879
>and some genocides, the cantabrii one for example)

Genetic studies keep linking the norwest people with the neolithic natives. They fucked hard the cantabrii and astures but they didnt annihilated them all.
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I tried
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>>81033505
>we spanish like to kill ourselves

Suicide attacks? Almohhad heritage coming out in you
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>>81033652
What relation do we have to Uruguay?
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>>81033817
"Uruguay" means "United fags" in spanish, as you can see now there's a lot of relation.

jk I love Uruguay we should annex it someday
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>>80997879
te re regalaste JaJaJaJa
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>>81033630

As a matter of fact, the core of our genetic composition has been as it is for thousands of years.

You probably could diferentiate at least two racial types in the iberian península during the bronce age, until they mixed. Later, we received aportations here and there, and I think the biggest one was from romans.
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>>81003573
omg this is fucking disgusting
>>
I'm on the phone, so:

>My country
Chile
>Brother
All Latam but especially Arg, Uruguay, Peru & Bolivia
>Father
Spanish empire
>Ancestor
Inca empire, Wallmapu, Roman empire, others.
>Natural enemy
Peru/Bolivia
>Friendly Rival
Argentina (only "decent" country apart from us)
>Best friend
None in particular
>Former enemy
None in particular x2
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