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>After I was broken in and got used to everything going on, I was making a comfortable $5000 a week. The money was too easy even with the risk. We always used protection and we were able to decline anyone we didn’t want to see.
Holy fucking shit, this is for a regular hooker.
What job could a man do that'll make him as much as this without any qualifications?
I've searched around and male prostitutes don't make nearly as much unless you're willing to suck milk out of a 90 years old kike's asshole
>tfw I licked out a hooker
>tfw I asked her how many men she has been (autistic smalltalk) with and it was in the thousands
>>80987609
>>tfw I licked out a hooker
are you literally retarded
>>80987609
bru...
>>80987609
Hmm.
This is why prostitution should be de-monetized.
I think just as men have to serve in the army when they grow of age, women should serve as prostitutes for the same time frame.
The world would be a much happier place and all the money could be taxed and used for the good of the people.
>>80987609
rly mks u think..
>>80987609
why the fuck would you do either of those things
>>80986987
>What job could a man do that'll make him as much as this without any qualifications?
drug dealing
if you manage to go up the chain and start moving pounds instead of grams, you can rake in a LOT of cash
also, being a hooker really isnt something you should envy, no matter the money they make.
even if you disregard the physical risks (STDs, getting robbed/abused/raped, ...) - this line of "work" inevitably fucks them up mentally, and leaves them scarred for life, completely unable to function or live normally after being done with sucking dick for money.
there's a reason why whores are off the charts when it comes to drug addiction, suicide, mental instability, and just fucked up life in general. no matter how much some libshit tries to tell you "its just a job man! sex workers are just like other workers!", it's all bullshit. being a whore is a one-way ticket to a permanently ruined existence, no way around it.
>>80987959
>all women should be forced to ruin their pussy and take miles of cock
next level cucking
>>80987959
De-monetized but could be taxed? Am I missing something?
>>80988082
I hadn't had sex before.
>>80987609
>be bong
>pay to be a cuck
>>80986987
This is not the salary of an average hooker.
What country? Brazil?
I know this is average for German hookers who charge up to 120 Euro for a hour.
But you still have to pay taxes, the room and other shit.
>>80987959
>I think just as men have to serve in the army when they grow of age, women should serve as prostitutes for the same time frame.
>The world would be a much happier place and all the money could be taxed and used for the good of the people.
Österreich you are genius, I never though about it like that
>>80987609
>>80987609
I hope you got checked out for STDs, son.
>>80987609
mate...
>What job could a man do that'll make him as much as this without any qualifications?
Pimping those whores and taking 90% of their cash, duh. Try to use your brain, macaco.
My friend was a male hooker, most of his clients were old dudes who wanted to watch him eat out their wife and shit. Pretty weird senpai.
>>80987609
>eat out a hooker
>>80988322
I probably meant to say deprivatized and well regulated, you'd have to ask me again when I'm sober
>>80988262
These women were fucked up even before they sucked dick for money.
>>80988262
Really makes you understands
>>80988262
Have you heard of GFE?
These women charge up to 5k PER HOUR and they don't have sex with you, they're high class escorts for rich old men who want to be seen with pretty woman at parties/events stuff like that.
What do you think of those?
>>80988887
>These women were fucked up even before they sucked dick for money.
Yep they don't need to suck dick for that.
>>80988430
>This is not the salary of an average hooker.
>What country? Brazil?
USA, if I'm not wrong it was somewhere in New England
>>80987959
That's some quality statist cuckposting.
>>80987609
>so I was eating out this ho her pussy was filled with skittles and I was licking them up she goes oh yeah seems you got them all but i can feel there is one more in the back so i stick mine tongue in really deep as i hear a pop the girl lets out a shriek and i realize that i just popped a herpes blister
>>80986987
No way in hell im getting in bed with a prostitute and actually using a condom.
If im doing that sorta thing im going for full pleasure, and im gonna cum in her 3 or 4 times.
>>80987609
>licked out a hooker
>hooker fucked thousands
>>80987609
lmao absolute fucking faggot
you are everything that is wrong with this world, mate.
all memes and jokes aside, you should probably kill yourself
>>80987609
I have no idea why I laughed so hard, I just imagined this fuckin bizarre scenario of autism
>Driving around in me lorry for work
>See street corner filled with slags
>My co-worker leans over and says "Mate, I bet that sluts poosay tastes like fookin huney" and he laughs hysterically
>I didn't realize he was joking
>Approach her after me shift
>Mam, might you accompany me to the back alley for some services?
>She wipes the crust off her mouth and pounds a swig of Listerine
>Yeah, I reckon I'll be good for a go, rates 50 key-lo-grams for oral
>Fantastic, m'lady
>Pays
>She kneels down
>Befuddled, I lay prone on cobblestone and wiggle between her legs and lift my head up to lick the vagina
>She seems perplexed initially
>After I get through the outer layer of hardened semen, I reach the vaginal fluids
>It's not honey
>>80987609
>Eat out a hooker.
>no stds
pick one
>mfw
include me in screencap
>>80986987
For those saying that women who engage in prostitution are fucked up already, I contend that you can get just about any woman to do it if the money's right, and legalizing it will just make that probability higher.
I dated a woman who had a doctorate, made 150k a year, and we did a couple of little sex videos of her blowing me and of her playing with her tits. She asked if she could make money putting these videos online and I explained that we would have to do a lot more videos and even then it's pretty hard to make money off porn these days and that she would probably have to camwhore. Her only objection was showing her face, but she was pretty much willing to do anything with a mask on that might make her money. She was also oddly (for her) interested in the whole aspect of having people gifting her shit for videos as a camwhore. This woman made 150k a year in a respectable job and her eyes lit up at the thought of making money with her pussy. Legality will push those types of women over the edge.
I think it should be legal, but the point is that even the most respectable women want life on easymode no matter how much they talk about being respected for their achievements and not being objectified.
>>80987609
Pham wtf is wrong with you?
Did you eat out her ass too?
>>80989013
sounds like they got lucky. that's life.
some women become whores, some become trophy wives, some apparently become high class escorts. at the core, it's just various kinds of gold diggers, and i don't really care.
women using their natural assets to extract lots of money and power from thirsty betas isn't a new thing. history is full of it, it has always been this way. it's what women do. no point in getting angry at it.
>>80986987
Sell pot
>>80989470
>Befuddled, I lay prone on cobblestone
>>80987609
You stuck your face into a biological weapon m80
>>80989210
Made me fookin gag
>>80986987
I am a doctor and I don't even make this much. Jesus Christ.
>>80989470
>She wipes the crust off her mouth and pounds a swig of Listerine
>Befuddled, I lay prone on cobblestone
Top laff
>>80989470
did you just come up with that on the spot
your fantasy must be a treasury of creativity
>>80989692
Pot doesnt make money, unless youre pushing pounds and pounds of it to the smaller dudes who sell the smaller quantities.
>>80989597
>no point in getting angry at it.
but I'm not angry over it Bruder, it just really made me open my eyes about this whole thing...
I myself would never pay for a prostitute.
>>80986987
>$5k a week
I call bullshit. Only those high end vegas strip ones make anywhere near that much.
>>80989210
kek'd
>>80989941
>I am a doctor
move to the USA.
>>80987609
Bet you could taste that for a week.
>>80990163
>look on backpages
>tons of hookers for anywhere from a hundred to two hundred an hour
>five a night, five days a week
>2500 to 5000 a week
I'm not sure if they actually get that many, but seems reasonable.
>>80986987
1. illgeal Drugs
2. Arms dealer
>>80986987
it is propaganda.
the kikes love to talk about how much hookers make because it gets more young girls into hooking.
the fact is most hookers don't make shit and they end up addicted to drugs, filled with disease and then murdered and left in a dumpster.
being a hooker is never going to make you happy.
>>80987609
I really hope you're role playing as a retard and this isn't true. If not, jesus chist anon.
I make $51,000 a year in the military and didn't even graduate from high school. 30 days of paid vacation a year, holidays off, get to travel and see the world, shoot guns, 90 to 150 minutes for lunch depending on if we're doing training. Then I get free college after I get out. Shits so cash.
>>80990163
well I guess it depends on volume.
If she gets fucked for 50$/h she needs to get plowed 14h a day per week.
>>80989470
>Befuddled, I lay prone on cobblestone
Fuckin dying over here
>>80990163
nope,
do some research mate, a GFE escort can make up to 5k for 4 hours of ''work'' easily, if she's a 6-7/10.
The best looking ones will charge even more
http://www.myntmodels.com/escort-model/felicity-worthington/
check the ''fees&rates" table
and notice we're talking about the ones who are paid the least there..
Also
>but you were talking about hookers not GFE !!
Fine, the girl in the article did say it was tiresome because she had to take so many showers her skin was beginning to peel, but come on m8, for 5k a week....
>>80990257
>niggers
>slave hourse
>americans
>get shot
Why would I ever want to go to the US?
>>80986987
Wallstreet trader.
10k a day ez.
>>80990403
Those are much more prone to leading you towards certain death than Prostitution.
>>80986987
Reminder that's only possible from how supremely shallow and pathetic men are.
>>80986987
Their "careers" are short, so in the end it balances out
>>80989544
There is a huge fucking difference in sucking 5423 random dicks in a fucking alley and sucking one dick (that you would suck anyway) in front of a camera in your own home.
>>80987609
I actually fucking gagged
>>80988375
Let me guess. She used received pronunciation?
>>80990466
that's 4250 a month (before or after tax?)
Seems low for the USA depending where you live.
>>80986987
>What job could a man do that'll make him as much as this without any qualifications?
Gigolo. If you don't want to bang the old fatties who are tossing money at you being a waiter or bartender is pretty fucking awesome too.
>>80987609
1st post 1000 penises post
>>80986987
How feasible would it be to rob a hooker or escort?
Obviously you'd need to watch out for pimps and bodyguards but I think it'd be fairly easy.
Just knock her out, steal her shit, make sure she never had your real name, maybe wear a wig and fake beard or something to disguise yourself.
>>80990466
Being a good goy slave has its perks.
>>80990466
What rank?
>>80988662
This based comrade know what's up
>>80989013
How pathetic do you have to be to pay 5k to be seen with a women.
>>80986987
Are you fucking retarded hue?
What part of (do you live in?
Hookers have pimps that take almost all of their money, if high class escorts they need bodyguards that are expensive thugs that end up pimping them and taking their money.
Just w8 until your neighborhood gangbanger/cartel/mafia hears about it and enjoy your 5k a week dept
>>80990466
iktf breh
t. 7yr vet
>>80990673
for money, only. Doctors make much more there.
Make the amount you're happy with then go back to the Netherlands.
And it's not like the USA doesn't have some decent places like Vermont.
>>80987609
>Eating out a hooker
For your own sake and health I hope this a troll.
>>80991008
Sounds like every man with a trophy wife.
I've always wanted to fuck a hooker from behind and half way through take off the condom. What are the chances of pure aids?
>>80990712
better have betas fucking whores than shooting up schools.
>>80987609
>What is HPV
Enjoy mouth cancer, friend.
>>80990850
After taxes. It's not a ton of money no, but for someone with no qualifications it's a hell of a lot better than flipping burgers. Also free medical for me and my family. Wife gave birth earlier this year and didn't pay a dime.
>>80990722
>Their "careers" are short, so in the end it balances out
They start out making a ton and after a decade they make like 1/100 of the original wage.
What a career. Is there any other job where you make less money as an artisan then an apprentice?
>>80987609
How's AIDS treating you?
>>80990687
Russian Victor still alive, made regular contact in person with african warlords and dictators Has been caught now.
>>80990850
>4250 a month
>low for the USA
Ummm, WUT?
That's over 25 bucks an hour.
>>80987609
>>80988311
>>>80987959
That flag
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'M DEAD
>>80990925
You are an idiot. They are not going to bring their bankroll with them to meet you. Unless you intend to rob for sex, which is just straight up rape and you will deserve what you get for doing it.
>>80987609
>it was in the thousands
I mean if she does like 3 guys a day thats over a thousand a year, not that hard
>>80990944
E-4.
>>80987959
king beta orbiter has spoken
>>80987609
Rip anon's tongue
>>80991227
So do they pay for your Uni? Can you choose what you want to study?
how does that work?
>>80991192
Added you flag.
>>80991143
Low chance of AIDS, moderate chance of HSV-2
>>80991335
>prostitute detected
I'll pay you 20CAD to let me put my poutine in your moose knuckle, syrup peddler.
>>80991082
This.
Not to mention, you can only do this for so long before your age gets in the way and brings your prostitute career to a screeching hault. Good luck getting anybody worthwhile to marry you either- nobody wants a used up, prostitute cum dumpster as the mother of their children, and with the internet these days, good luck hiding your past.
So next thing you know youre 30 years old and have a useless Resume that consists of only fucking strangers for money for the past 12 years. Of course, a smart woman could do this and potentially invest the money she made from prostitution into a smarter, more lucrative career choice, but we all know women arent smart enough for that, nevermind a prostitute.
>>80991227
>Wife gave birth earlier this year and didn't pay a dime
grats m8
>>80990163
over here, going rate for internet whore is £60-80/half hour for average girl. So working on averages again, that'd be 25 foot of cock a week she'd need to take to make £3000 ($4k+). Working 5 days a week, and allowing for breaks between cock, she'd have to do an 8 hour day. So 5k seems a little much but is possible.
>>80987609
>>80991333
Where are you from? Im on my phone and can't mouse over your flag
>>80991333
Your flag is even better
>>80991270
How much does rent in a place like NYC or Seattle cost?
I mean, I have a cousin who lives in NJ and her living costs are quite high...
Also have a german friend who lives in San Francisco and his money goes almost all towards rent + living expenses
>>80990925
That's incredibly dangerous.
Even if she doesn't have a pimp, she will probably use some guy for protection, picking up money etc.
I was at an asian "massage" parlor once. After I got jerked off I thought I might be able to slip out the back door. There was some 300lb biker dude there waiting for me. Told him I got "lost". lol
Great way to get your legs broken
>>80987609
>how to get herpes 101
>>80990416
>being a hooker is never going to make you happy.
Make you money though. Bit that gets me is the number of students (both international and Scottish) doing it. There are hundreds of hookers aged 18-25 in my nearest city. And it's not a big city.
>>80991908
zambia
>>80991884
saved, i love wadowice
You have to condom when fucking a whore? Thats fucking retarded!
>>80991763
Most prostitutes clear over 200k a year.
For 10ish years (say 20-30) that is easily enough to live off if you invest it well.
Also you underestimate some beta marrying them in there 30s and providing for them after that.
>>80989470
>>80990925
Not very feasible and likely to get you arrested and/or probably beaten up.
I banged an escort in her house once and her security (some highly muscled up slav - looked like it could've been family tbqh) was in the upstairs room. Wouldn't be surprised if he had a gun or something else with him.
>>80992226
>prostitutes investing well
typical leaf
>>80991951
It's about him sub-consciously being a statist cuck
little o do with the flag itself, rather the content of his post and the cucked state of his nation, my autistic friend
>>80991008
Ask Trump or any other celeb.
>>80987609
>>tfw I licked out a hooker
You need to cut out your tongue and burn it.
>>80987609
screencap, pls
>>80992226
>Most prostitutes clear over 200k a year
most prostitutes also blow most of their money on "protection" (a pimp), drugs, and mindless indulgence.
>>80991637
You get either the Montgomery GI bill or post 9/11. They work differently depending on which type of school you want to go to whether uni or trade or flight schools or apprenticeships. Then there's options for paying for housing and expenses on top of tuition and fees.
And you can pretty much use it at any school for any degree. My cousin was in desert storm and when she got out they paid off all her student loans.
http://www.benefits.va.gov/GIBILL/resources/benefits_resources/rates/ch33/ch33rates080116.asp
Check it out if you want.
>>80990925
Just go to Texas, kill her, and claim she robbed you.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/jilted-john-acquitted-texas-prostitute-death-article-1.1365975
>>80987959
>all the money could be taxed
typical Liberal or kike.....
>>80987609
Aside from the
>you're putting your mouth where [according to her] literally thousands of other men's dicks have been...
You do get that YOU are PAYING HER to give YOU PLEASURE, right?
>>80992550
>>80992417
The ones who are university students do it pretty well. Work the occasional fri/sat nights make 100k a year while still in school.
Then graduate and start your career. literally 0 need for men at that point.
Like the guy above said, more and more young women and students are working as prostitutes.
>>80990925
why not just convert to islam and paint your skin, then you can get away with it without even having to disguise yourself!
>>80991854
Thanks BR.
>>80992836
And women say they have it hard in the West.
>>80991143
The statistics say 1/2500 if the woman is infected. HIV is really hard to contract from vaginal sex. The risk will be much higher if she has a lot of costumers, as she might have bleeding sores from getting fucked dozens of times a day. But still pretty safe, I'd guess not higher than 1/500, even less if your circumcised.
But you can get lots of other nasty shit.
Don't fuck prostitutes.
>>80987609
>>80989470
Laughing so hard I could die
>>80992567
wow , the benefits are outstanding.
It's too bad I was born a 3rd world shithole, it must be nice to have a decent army which lends you an education and so many nice stuff like that.
Here we have soldiers who don't even have teeth...
>>80986987
Got a hooker last month. Gave her a back massage, snuggled, licked her feet and got a footjob. They should make it legal. Have taxes pay for half of it and the customer picks up the rest of the tab. There would be less violence I think.
>>80987609
you did what now
>>80991986
Southern California is about 1800 for a two bedroom two bathroom apartment. So it's about 40 percent of my income. I could easily offset that with a part time job doing door dash or something in the evenings but I can still easily put over 1k into savings a month so I'm not complaining.
>>80990687
Prositutes are like the defacto serial killer prime target to the point that its a cliche.
If you are a drug dealer and you get murdered you get your mom on the news crying about how you was a good boy who dindu nuffin. Your a prositute and you get murdered, the cops don't even investigate
>>80993227
>licked her feet
wtf is wrong with you people licking whores
>>80993168
And here we have morons who don't appreciate it.
You want your country to be better, learn about English common law tradition, seek out the book Inventing Freedom.
>>80993446
>Southern California
how's life there? are there as many 'liberals' as I often read on pol?
>>80987609
holy shit this board
>>80992567
>tfw ADF is shit and the only way to get in constant fighting is to go commando
It was either ADF and fuck around for 4 years, uni and fuck around for 4 years and not even get the ability to fire guns or learn anything neat, or go backpacking for 4 years, I chose the latter.
if i was in the US i would have gone for the army/navy/air force and left it at that. you guys are in constant war.
>>80993683
glanced over the book over at amazon, it seems like a nice read, I will see if I can get my hands on it, thanks for the recommendation!
>>80993751
>worst traffic in the world
>way more niggers and beaners than white people
>terrible smog and pollution
if you speak spanish and like not seeing white people you'll love it
>>80993168
Get a green card and you too can complain about shit while you shoot shit.
http://work.chron.com/join-us-marines-foreigner-19967.html
>>80987609
>licked out
>>80991986
>san francisco
>new york
>seattle
You're picking some of the most expensive places in the country (san fran probably being right there in the top five). People in NY and San Fran can hardly live on a 100k a year. But if you live almost anywhere else in the country, 50k is just fine and probably more than most people around you are making.
>>80990925
>a wig and a beard
>gus goes into the room with the hooker
>different guy comes out
>bodyguard doesn't think this is suspicious
>>80987609
was it a street hooker ? or an escort ? that's not the same, escort are more clean than street hooker because they can't take a shower. I also licked an escort and i'm fine
>>80987609
Guys....
I feel his pain
I was dating a girl I met in college
Raw dogged her every weekend
One night I wake up early and she is sitting on the couch smoking heroin
Has a tin foil square and a dark resin material on the tin foil, and she has a lighter underneath it
>I think she was smoking it, not sure
Anyway I let it slide
I keep fucking her raw
Friend apparently visits backpage.com
My girlfriend is a hooker
She has had sex with several men in our bed while I was at school and at work
On the plus side.... I don't think I have any STDs
I sometimes scratch the area above my balls cuz it itches a fuck ton but no skin lesions or blisters, I attribute it to just being in my head
>>80987609
t. the single dumbest fucker on /pol/
>>80994159
Traffics bad but it's not nearly the worst in the world.
Can confirm spics. Niggers tend to stick to stick to their ghettos.
>>80994191
Yeah, I've heard of guys who marry some desperate fat chick to get green cards and serve, call me a fool but I'd like to at least hold up on this tiny piece of 'honor' and not do it.
If I ended up getting to know a girl from the USA who I actually liked and married her then I'd gladly serve, but I doubt that'll ever happen, not that I care much but you guys don't really seem to like us Brazilians (and I even agree with the sentiment, we're mostly shit and the majority of our people who immigrate are a fucking disgrace that shouldn't be there).
>>80993858
Shimmel, is dat you ?
>>80994440
Nah, there are Bernouts still on this board.
>>80994353
>the area above my balls
thats ur dick m8
>>80994353
Anon, please see a doctor for it, don't let your young life be destroyed by one incident you ignored.
>>80994336
i live in NY of 50k a year
>>80994353
You probably have AIDS
>>80994336
>But if you live almost anywhere else in the country, 50k is just fine and probably more than most people around you are making.
What's the comfiest place to visit in the USA for a guy who wants to see mostly white people (enough nigs here, I want to avoid them), nature (mountains are a plus) and rural areas with friendly people?
Montana? Wisconsin?
>>80994590
>>80994813
The skin between my dick and balls is what itches
And it's been like a year since we dated, I still fuck her since we are friends but I wear a condom now only because she is still a prostitute and she sometimes needs rent money
>>80994813
Hello my white friend
>>80994555
I have a lot of respect for that. Too many people are running from their home looking for a better place when the people with the means to leave are more often the ones that can begin to change and improve the things that are going wrong. God speed m8.
>>80988262
I have a friend who was a Craigslist whore for a couple of years in high school. She didn't make that much money, and she is perfectly Well adjusted, married with a decent job in biotech sales. Maybe she was part time or whatever, idk.
>>80987609
#Yolo
>>80995032
Tinea cruris maybe
>>80991339
Most customers prostitutes have are regulars.
>>80995032
Get tested.
Pay her so you can tie her up and insert various objects in her anus.
>>80987609
This isn't real, right?
>>80989470
>1 post by this id
>>80995119
>God speed m8.
thanks m80
>>80989013
>they don't have sex with you
So it's more like wife experience, amirite
>>80987609
Bruv..
>>80987609
I get the feeling this isn't b8
>>80991763
>Good luck getting anybody worthwhile to marry you either
Just move to another state lel.
![0e335ba22f8c7e8543d9156543649be7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QL5F0Je.jpg "0e335ba22f8c7e8543d9156543649be7[1].jpg")
>>80995594
>>80989210
Isn't that a story from reddit?
>>80987609
>paying a woman of the night to lick her out
Jesus christ, gas yourself. Did you kiss her to you dumbass?
>>80996103
>from reddit
it's been around since before reddit even existed faggot
>>80987609
C U C K
U
C
K
>>80995215
basically a prostitute could tell me she blew 10,000 guys and I wouldn't be surprised
Why not just masturbate? I don't get the promiscuous sex meme.
No condom, no STD's, no kids, no strings attached, can do whatever you like to yourself watch whatever porn you're into completely for free, hell throw some weed into the mix if you want to take it to the next level. There are even sex toys for men nowadays if your hand really isn't good enough for you.
I mean don't get me wrong, I'm sure "making love" is a very different thing than just mechanically having sex with a stranger, but these days that's an extremely rare thing to achieve and requires a lot of time, energy, and money to maintain. It'd probably be a much more efficient use of my time, money, and energy to just buy some heroin at that point if I really wanted the "highest high", but I don't.
I don't get the promiscuity meme. It'd actually solve a lot of societal problems too if people would just masturbate instead of thinking they need to get their dick wet every time they get that itch between their legs. I don't want kids, I want freedom, and even just basic orgasms from masturbation feel pretty damn good so why take all of the risks and waste so much time/energy/money?
>>80995455
>1 post by this ID
>>80987959
>taxes
>used for the good of the people
>>80990466
>didn't even graduate from high school.
But you received a GED, and unless you have college credits, you likely didn't even get to choose your MOS
If anyone wants to save it.
>>80996818
You realize you're on 4chin right?
''Normies'' don't think like that.
>>80998192
thanks
>>80998192
I think it could do with a few more (You)s first.
>>80990925
This isn't GTA. Hookers don't carry stacks of money with them.
>>80992945
And did you believe them?
Aids directly to the face
>>80998747
lmao this whole thread is killing me
>met a prostitute
>be friends
>living together
>free travel to the other part of the world to meet her family
>plans to get married
>yfw
>>81000936
What an absolute cuck
>>80998277
I know but I'm asking for more of a challenge to my ideas on a logical basis I guess? Normie or not.
I mean if someone could enlighten me on whether or not there's a significant difference in the feeling of the orgasm between sex and masturbation I'd like to hear more about it. I doubt it can feel much better especially since with porn I get to see literal 10/10's doing whatever shit I want for free and I can be completely selfish in the sense that I only have to worry about how I feel, not about pleasing someone else or worrying about someone else judging me (whether in looks, performance, using me for something like money or fame, etc).
Sex has been something I've avoided because of degeneracy, stds, pregnancy, and the strings generally attached with it, as well as the work involved in getting it in the first place (especially on a regular basis), so if someone with more experience could enlighten me on whether it's just hype or not I'd actually genuinely appreciate it.
But this is 4chan so maybe I'm asking in the wrong place, to be fair.
>>81001360
I wish my gf was a prostitute, but she won't go for it. With that kind of money, I wouldn't have to pretend to keep looking for a job.
>>81001418
It is time for you to get laid, friendo.
>>80987959
Worst fucking post I've ever read. Why? Because it STILL RUINS FAMILY VALUES AND RELATIONSHIPS
Fucking cuckolds get the fuck off my website
>>80999017
I don't but millions of jabronis do.
>>81001674
Be prepare for the fucked up feelings. If you are not a major over-jealous faggot, you will pass and will be living the dream.
>>80987609
>>80987959
>hey guys I watched Firefly when I was 12 and they had legal prostitution and it seemed really cool
t. Stefan Cuckgartner
>>80986987
Dude that money well dries up with their vag by 30.
>>81001418
on a purely physical level, fapping is actually better than fucking, precisely for the reasons you listed.
but sex isnt just physical. theres an emotional level to it that is incredibly enjoyable if you're not a stone cold autist.
but overall i actually agree with you. fucking random strangers isn't worth it at all. my experience with it has been overwhelmingly negative. in the moment its super hot, but once you realize that you dont actually give a shit about the girl lying next to you, and she doesnt give a shit about you either, it becomes a very hollow and empty thing.
>>80987609
This is the only reason why I would never pay for one, I wouldn't be able to do what I want with her.
>>81001418
Pussy feels nothing like your hand. Nothing. Like you can't even hope to get close using lube or whatever.
Orgasms from masturbation feel quicker and not as intense. It's kinda hard to explain but when fucking you feel a longer 'build up' and the sensation itself just feels better.
Another thing you have to take into account is that the mechanics are completely different. With pussy, you're not jerking off - you're the one doing the movement (usually).
>>80986987
High-class hookers are a complete myth.
>>80990850
>>80990466
my mom gets paid 5000 a month and doesn't even work anymore
i fucking hate boomers and genX like for fucks sake we will never be able to take advantage of the system like this
>>80987609
Wait so you payed a whore to please her?
You have to be autistic
>>80987609
You are disgusting.
>>80987609
>literally licking the taste of thousands of penises.
Unbelievable.
>>80987609
I came here to be angry at the world we live on, not to laugh my ass off
>>80989470
What a work of art. Are you a professional author?
>>80987609
High test as fuck, i'll allow it
>>81002737
You're a moron.
>>81004247
yeah.......... no, mate.
he probably stuttered as he asked her
>>80987959
>>80987609
Hey at least you didn't try to put your balls in her pisshole
>now ask me why i brought that up
>>81004748
He was thirsty, never fucked before. Its the same as starving a dog for a week and then throwing him a nice rancid stake. The dog doesn't care he just wants to eat. I can respect that, we've all done things we're not proud of.
>>81002737
You won't find them on the street. You can one for about tree fiddy for half hour.
>>80987609
>ate out a hooker
>>80987959
No that's stupid.
Brothels should be a fully legal profession but require health inspections and licences like restaurants.
Conscription should just be for everyone who has been claiming job-seekers benefits for more than a year (still technically optional because they can always stop claiming benefits).
Though I suppose this could include the option of camp followers including prostitutes.
These would both solve their respective problems.
>>81005014
Why did you bring that up Ireland?
>>81006355
>Ireland
Shit, I meant Italy
>>81002526
>>81002436
Thanks for the responses bros, appreciate it.
And yeah I mean I made the distinction between "having sex" and "making love". I agree that's probably the best times when the feeling of love is intense and mutual, but that's extremely rare these days and even if you get it it's difficult to attain and then to maintain. Then on top of that, I don't want kids (unless I miraculously get rich one day but I doubt that I will), which that sort of thing will probably lead to in normal quicksand fashion (the deeper you get in, the harder it is to get out).
>>80994353
What a cuck.
>>80987959
So men stay unfucked and are supposed to risk their lives while women lie in bed and spread their legs?
Yeah no.
>>81005014
Fucking lost. Crying over here lads.
>>81005264
Well said real country™. Sometimes you just want to dive face first into that clap-trap.
>>80986987
Pimping or dealing drugs
>>81003916
I got my PhD in shitposting from the University of Sydney and my dissertation was titled "Abos in The Bush: A case study on the long term implications of mass gibsmedats"
>>80996818
>Why not just masturbate?
this. fapping to VR porn is much better than sex. women really are obsolete now.
>>81006556
>>81008055
Because that's what i did the first time with a hooker. But hey, when you are 14 you always want to experiment.
10 years later and dozens of hookers later (religiously bareback, i ain't a pussy) i got enough exp points to realize that inserting your testicles in one's urethra are just an act of pure love and should not be demeaned with a random 50 yo romanian hooker
>>80996818
20 KH virgin here, too much of a sperg to talk to women let alone getting one to fuck me.
Am I truly missing out? Is the onahole technology true to the pussy sensation? For social retards like me, whores are pretty much our only real option of getting to lay with a woman
>>81007559
Buy a Meiki. It's like 70% close.
>>81008055
Like legit, once you're in that zone there's no holding back. Who the fuck uses his brain when he's about to smash some coochy ? It's just auto pilot. If you feel like eating the booty like groceries, just go for it. If you get an STD big fucking whoop, go to the doctor get meds and be done with it. Unless it's AIDS, then you're fucked heh.
>>80986987
SERIOUSLY They ALL Have LIL Handbag Doggies ..
I was a driver around Prk lane , an ne the Brasses /Whores .. most on a grand a night ...But I tuck them home an they were raped an battered mentally .. Most women think it wont effect them its for college an this But its greed an lower self esteem an when these Gorgeous ladies are burn out loads in Bank an using drugges to sleep at nite whores OD ... loads in bandk No one to love them .. I got theem lil dogs in pouches but still .. Im talking Miss worlds Texting me Thanks Good nite .. thats ...whoring ..
>>80986987
a man would open up a brothel
>>81009764
I've been to some degenerate latin parties and I honestly can't imagine how a Latin American can be a vigin if it's a young sudaca she's simply crazy or horny.
>>81009764
Its not just the feeling of dick inside a vagina that is good, its the complete package that makes it good familia. Pinning a girl down, her biting you when you're on top powerfucking her.. just start fucking hookers m8 they also count as girls fucked. Its gonna be awkward at first but it gets better after 5 hookers. Good luck mexifriend
>>80988311
That's all women want, though. Lots and lots of cock.
>>80987609
Hahaha hahaha
Fucking faggot! Did you pay to suck HER cock as well? Haha holy shit you retard.
>>81009808
Alrighty, I'll keep that in mind. I mean even the fleshlight is something everyone knows about, like I said, if your hand isn't good enough there are even pretty amazing sex toys even for men.
I'll be happy when either sexbots are a legit thing for a reasonable price and/or we find a cure for all STD's (at which point I'll just get a vasectomy).
>>81011448
You Belgians truly are just a bunch of nasty smelly Frenchmen aren't you?
>>81012203
If liking sex makes me a dirty smelling frenchy then so be it.
>>81012542
Fucking nasty skanks is, have at least a shred of class, Lelgian.
>>80989470
Tip-top Insane nige greenposting, bruv!
This is real next level piss-taking, m8!
What about those celebrity actresses and singers?
Anyone rumored to sell their bodies to really rich people for lots of money?
>>81012911
>*tips fedora*
lmaoing at you irl.
>>80989470
>>80987609
>>80987609
Never lick,get them to lick your balls,it's £180 for a call out fee plus extras so £240 usually for me,so don't lick thru out you total idiot
>>80986987
>What job could a man do that'll make him as much as this without any qualifications?
As a man you have zero intrinsic value, you have assigned value.
What im saying is that due to the differences in sexuality, women are valuable in and of themselves with nothing added. Hence why you see fat strippers.
As a man your value comes from external sources so there is absolutely no job that will earn you that much money with zero qualifications because all you are and will ever be are your qualifications.
If you don't fear death, become an underwater welder.
>>80987609
Oral sex and kissing are Degenerate
Sex is only for pro creating
Exception towards gay manly love
>>80990925
Shame on you for even thinking about stealing from hard working women.
