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>Thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dV3E6mN4mc [Embed]

>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND

>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi

>THE CHILCOT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points

>WOMAN MADE SPEECHLESS BY BORIS JOHNSON, WORLD NOT SURPRISED
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880

>BARACK BTFO BY BORIS
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632
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Fucks sake
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>>80944600
Crossing the memes
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Reposting for a new thread

https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880
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>>80944671
[Embed] edition.
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Too late for Britain now.

The river of migrants is coming. It is all over now.

Sorry, Brits.
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Who'll play them in the film?

Jeremy Corbyn, the protege of Tony Benn, and Hilary Benn, his son. Jeremy comes to power representing the Old Labour values of Tony Benn, and he's met with opposition of Hilary Benn as leader of the New Labour Blairite faction. This division tears Labour apart leading to its probable destruction.

It's practically the plot to Spectre.

How will it end?
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I dislike people who use a tripcode.
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Time to uninstall 4chan.
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>>80944671

[[[Embedding intensifies]]]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRxAIzrS8z0
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is theresa may our new mummy?
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ya ztes darkens, o yaehg khizz drowns ya oin
ya ztes lightens, o burning mina aem despair
gaoy qae angela, gaoy qae eagle
gaoy qae owen, gaoy qae smith
succumb qae zes wrath, wretched scum.
I oz haeng corbyn, xael qae za, zabbiwa za, obey za.
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Speaking before Boris Johnson was appointed Foreign Secretary, Turkish Prime Minister Binali Yildirim said that Mr Johnson made an “unfortunate statement” when he used Turkey’s accession to the EU negatively in the referendum campaign.

Asked what he would like to say to Mr Johnson (who has Turkish ancestry), he said: “May God help him and reform him and I hope he won't make any more mistakes and tries to make it up with the Turks."

--BBC
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They made Boris so famous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S3X0YlCd1c

>>80944734
May will save us.

>>80945031
Time for bacon sandwich.
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>>80945105
Yes.
We are her children.
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Nth for best brexit cabinet
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Anyone else here /good looking and not an autistic NEET/?
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reminder not to reply to US flags in a brit/pol/ thread.
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>>80945073
>https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632
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>>80945209
What wouldn't I do to make Karen my girlfriend.
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David Davis' brexit strategy has brought a tear to my eye.

Britannia will rule again, chaps.

http://www.conservativehome.com/platform/2016/07/david-davis-trade-deals-tax-cuts-and-taking-time-before-triggering-article-50-a-brexit-economic-strategy-for-britain.html
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>>80945105
She's an abusive mummy. Bet you like that though..,
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>>80945280
>A-apologise to Obama

Fucking Sky
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>>80945237
No. I'm good looking but I'm still an autistic neet.
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>>80944600
At least make a smug pepe edit of the right picture
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>opposing mass immigration. being at all critical of mass immigration or calling it mass immigration in the first place all make you a racist and you therefore deserve to be arrested for hate speech.
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>>80945312

Economic growth in the UK has been founded on a number of unhealthy characteristics in the last decade or so. It has depended above all on large population increases based on uncontrolled mass migration. This has made the economy bigger, but not necessarily better for individual citizens, as shown by GDP per capita growth rates of two per cent or less – significantly weaker than in most decades since the Second World War. It has depended on moving a large number of people moving out of unemployment, which is good, but because the new jobs tend to be low paid it created a low productivity economy. And it all depends far too much on domestic demand, which even after 2008 is excessively funded by consumer credit. This is unsustainable in the long run.

>HE. JUST. FUCKING. GETS. IT
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>>80945363
Post pics with eyes blacked out, no homo tho
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>>80945385
Isn't she 12 in this?
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>>80945417
I may be crazy but I'm not stupid.
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http://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/the-man-theresa-may-wants-to-be/

Holy shit, May is actually invoking based Joe Chamberlain
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>>80945312
Break it down for me, I'm a dumb fuck.
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>>80945507
You have a neck beard don't you...
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>>80945209
shame she will fill the rest of it with strong womyn and muslim dick riders
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>>80945509
Don't have a subscription, screen shot the page will you pls lad
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>>80945509
>chamberlain le appeaser
>based
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>>80945539
Only when I don't shave,
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Opinions on May so far?

Personally I don't think she'll be so bad. She's been rather ambiguous when it comes to immigration which gives me hope.
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>>80945565
You're thinking of Neville Chamberlain.

Joe Chamberlain WAS based.
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>>80945563
Use a private tab. Unlimited Spectator articles then.
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>>80945237
What do you think mate.
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Tripfags must die
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>>80945565
Different Chamberlain you fucking idiot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Chamberlain
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>>80945280
>>80945354

Oh kek... what with all the britpol happenings of late I almost forgot about this... NO APOLOGIES!
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>>80945587
I'm going to wait to see if she shuts down my freedom to shitpost on 4chan and my ability to practice (((infosec))) before I cast my judgement.
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>>80945635
>>80945601
thanks for the (you)s lads
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>>80945673

BBC says Michael Gove is sacked.

Shit.

Not surprising, but still.. shit.
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Gove sacked
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/4sp0og/farage_the_appointment_of_daviddavismp_liamfoxmp/d5b5tdm

They're still being delusional, lads. They think we're gonna be staying in the EU.
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>>80945520
>Mass immigration boosts GDP but not GDP/person
>This is unsustainable
>We must work to make those already living here wealthier
>Commonwealth nations trade deals will come easily
>China, india, etc are all lining up
>He wants to cut taxes, cut red tape but keep workers rights to boost investment
>Full picture = if Britain must choose between Europe and the sea, Britain must always choose the sea
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>>80945725
They expected one of us in the wreckage, brother
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>>80945609
Private tab?
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>>80945312
Good read, thanks.
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>>80945613
Would fuck
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>>80945773
Private browsing.
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>>80945819
What like incognito?
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>Gove sacked
>Nicky Morgan may be sacked
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>>80945834
Yes
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>>80945849
Aw cheers m8, much loves
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>>80945758
Thanks!
That is wonderful, the future is looking great!

I honestly didn't expect this, but this is what I wanted and why I wanted Brexit.
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>>80945744
>They think we're gonna be staying in the EU.
Well, with May as PM, it's entirely possible.
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>>80945844
>>Nicky Morgan may be sacked

May is pleasing me so far.
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>uk gets cunt PM
>us gets cunt president
It'll be awful.
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Andrew is really showing his power level at the moment.
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>>80945725
Good. Snake in the grass.
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>>80945744
Fuck off, reddit.
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>>80945959
The Guardian is the most laughable and pathetic rag in Britain
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>>80945587
Still on the edge though. Especially after that SJW speech, if she's just pandering the normies or does she really mean all of it.
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>>80945929
Our new PM has been extremely based in her first 12 hours as PM tbqh lad
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It's a shame about Gove but he was always very close to Cameron and Osborne. May wants to make it clear that things are changing.
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>le epic le game of le thrones le house of le cards le backstab man

Fuck this meme Gove is easily the most talented member of the Cabinet. He's fine as Justice Secretary.
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>>80944944
>Hilary Benn is only getting his own back cos he was mad that dad gave him a girl's name
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>>80945959
Neil has been so fucking savage over the last few days, the absolute madman
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>>80945587
>>80946022
like most women she has no real beliefs or convictions, just goes with what seems popular in the moment
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She's not going to last, will be forced into a snap General. Although, not sure who wins then, sure ain't Labour.

By the end of the summer when the cost starts getting passed on, the Jews will really start the chorus of shrieking.
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>>80945959
He's fuckin on one.
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>>80946050
May and Gove really don't get on. It was bound to happen. Hopefully one day he can make a comeback.
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>>80946094
>will be forced into a snap General.
Not happening mate.
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Was this Boris's payback?

Deal with May that if he dropped out he'd get a cabinet position and Gove would be sacked
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RIP Gove
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Gove officially sacked.
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>>80946094
A general election would be a complete waste of time
>Scotland gets to be different again
>London is the only place to vote Labour
>Conservatives still in with May at the top
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Cameron was smart and quick-witted. It's too bad he was a globalist flunky and a dupe of the Jews.
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>>80946150
>>80946152
Who replaces him?
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>>80946136
Na, May doesn't like Gove anyway and he was a close Cameron ally. May wants a new regime.
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>>80946156
I doubt a non-globalist will ever be allowed to become the PM of Britain again
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andrew neils actual wife
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>>80946198
she was also close to him, she should resign
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http://order-order.com/quote/osborne-on-his-plans/

Backbench plotting time
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>>80946155
I don't believe she can hold a government together, especially when shit begins hitting fan. She's lucky she has no real opposition, but I can't see any way she stays in more than ~6 months.
Like another Merkel.
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May Britannia Forever Rule the Waves
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>>80946232

Jesus Christ how
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Nicky Morgan out thank fuck. Can't remember many politicians more absolutely useless.
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>>80946152
Shouldn't have messed with Boris desu.
I will miss seeing his funny face.
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>>80946094
>le burgers don't know about the fixed terms act
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>Theresa May's closest aid was a architect of the Vote Leave campaign

http://www.conservativehome.com/tag/stephen-parkinson

Lads... I think she was a false flag all along
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>>80946268
You do know how wealthy he is right?
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>>80944600
Theresa has handled this well, I was against her, but putting Boris/Fox/Davis in charge of Brexit is a good move. If it goes bad they take the hit.
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Jacob Rees-Meme for Minister without Portfolio pls.
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>>80946232

would bang fämäläm
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>>80946268
Neil is rich as fuck
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Please don't tell me that Amber fucking Rudd is in charge of reducing immigration
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>>80946367
She played a clever game. She publicly backed remain but did hardly any public campaigning for it.
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>>80946365
>fixed terms act
At this point, the most vicious Jews are talking about changing the rules to suit themselves. And the shit hasn't even begun to fly.
It's all uncharted waters.
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Whittingdale gone
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I'm getting real tired of clicking on 'store fronts'
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>>80946259
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>>80946268
I'm not proud to admit this but there have been moments while listening to David Starkey speak that my cocks jumped, brains are sexy.

He's slightly wealthier than just a BBC presenter too.
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>Angela Eagle reacting to Boris becoming Foreign Sec. played out exactly like Nicola Murray saying she supports no free breakfast for kids at school

How could this week get better?
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>>80946493
>At this point, the most vicious Jews are talking about changing the rules to suit themselves.
The power lies with her majesty the queen. All acts of parliament must receive royal accent.
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>>80946469
>Amber fucking Rudd is in charge of reducing immigration


Better crawl back under your rock.


Whittingdale, Culture, also gone.

Make way for lots of bitches coming in.
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>>80946469
Her voting record is consistent. I just have no idea why she backed remain.
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>>80946550
Hello anon~
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>>80946557
Fucking hell. She just stood there and stared off into the distance. I love politics right now. Everything is fucking madness.
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>>80946094
It's always nice when an American shares his insight into our political situation. Who's pressuring her into a general election? She's doing what's got to be done, a task with great risks and difficulties, and the Conservatives have a clear warning from Labour of what'll happen if they don't heal their schisms. Who's forcing her into an election?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4srr7d/a_theory_about_theresa_mays_brexit_cabinet/

How delusional can they get?
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>>80946526
Captcha has become notably more retarded recently.
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MY SIDES HAVE GONE.
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>>80946542
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>>80946592
>receive royal accent.
She's 90 friend. What can she do if the Jews start withholding her pills and send her off the Caribbean like her uncle?
One word out of line, they say she has dementia and cart her off or just kill her. I'm not joking either. Jews have planned murders over far less.
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>>80946648
Jesus fuck
>I think all the cabinet know brexit is a lunatic idea. I think it was a conscious choice made months ago by the conservatives to divide themselves between brexit and remain in order to appeal to a broader share of the electorate.
>The reason for appointing brexiters as cabinet ministers is not so much to hang them out to dry, but rather to pander to the leave electorate, so that they don't smell a rat as the tories slowly and subtly move brexit to one side.
They're in the denial stage still?
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Does Corbyn even have any MPs left to have a shadow secretary of state for leaving the EU
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>>80946648
>https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4srr7d/a_theory_about_theresa_mays_brexit_cabinet/
They're calling the most liberal Conservative PM a fascist idiot, this people have no self awareness whatsoever
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>>80946781
Yep.
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Morgan and Whittingdale out.
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>>80946629
>It's always nice when an American shares his insigh
you know, you twats thinking nothing about commenting on Us-related threads, but cannot accept that anyone with a US flag knows anything.
I give up, you're Brit flag clearly means you have superior political knowledge and understanding. Even if you are just off the boat from Eritrea. You win.
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>>80946802
They're just woman haters, that's all~
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>John Whittingdale sacked by May
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>>80946524
>>80946524
>>80946524
Prashan McCloud, that's Ruskie soon to be Canadian from the previous one
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>>80946648
How can they be so delusional. Fuck leddit
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>>80946742
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>>80946843
No one would've said anything if you had made an intelligent post. You posted something stupid, and your flag was used to ridicule you. Cry about it, you fucking cry baby bitch.
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>>80946843
>It's a yank blows himself out by being overly touchy episode
I hate re-runs but this one is always entertaining
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>>80946592
The cucks can cry and we will drink their delicious tears.
Labour are to busy fighting themselves to even try.
Meanwhile May purges the back stabbers from the cabinet creating a party unified around her new team.

>>80946747
What are you smoking?
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>BBC news mentions May's vote against repealing section 28
>show a bunch of fucking trannies at a pride parade
Why the fuck must I be associated with freaks like that?
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I have a confession. Sometimes i go on /r/europe and /r/unitedkingdom as a sort of rage test. Fucking Europhiles are delusional cunts.
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FUCK OFF TRUSS!
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>>80946686

Fuck, is that real?
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>>80946843
It's because you don't know what's going on with British politics; there is no reason for a general election yet. This is a regular transfer of power, the likes of which has happened plenty of times; we'll see if there's any real rebellions or no-confidence before there's going to be an election as we're still on fixed five year parliaments outside of extraordinary circumstances.

And stop being so whiny; plenty of people outside of the US do actually know how American politics works; it's literally taught in schools here at A-Level. Meanwhile the amount of nonsense I've seen said in these threads by your flagmates is staggering in terms of how little they know about British politics.
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>>80946747
>One word out of line, they say she has dementia and cart her off or just kill her. I'm not joking either. Jews have planned murders over far less.
Then the next in line takes her place. Remember that the armed forces owe their loyalty to her, not parliament or any other body.
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>>80945911
Have you just missed the last 24 hours, lad?
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OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ LIST OF WORST MPS
>David Lammy
>Diane Abbott
>Jess Phillips
>Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh
>Anna Soubry
>Emily Thornberry

(DIS)HONOURABLE MENTIONS
>Tom Watson
>Angus Robertson
>Angela Eagle
>Mhairi Black
>Jeremy Hunt
>Matthew Hancock
>Gideon (RIP in peace)
>Chris Bryant

ALSO SHIT BUT NOT QUITE THERE
>Douglas 'w-why aren't the coups working Suzanne' Carswell
>Steven 'trading on the family name' Kinnock
>'Spear' Chukka Umunna
>Madeleine 'muh dead husband' Moon
>Alex '>A FUCKING FISH' Salmond
>Amber 'Secretary of State for Ugly Rug Munchers' Rudd
>Owen 'unironic second referendum' Smith
>Nicky 'startled owl' Morgan

Who knew we had so many awful MPs
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>>80946913
You're full of shit. Americans-- White Americans-- rigged the petition from infiniti to make it a joke.
The weeks the vote, it was me and 3 Brits in these threads. Now everyone with a brit flag is a political expert.
What time do you go to mosque? MAybe I'll come back then...
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>>80946967
Sorry mate
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>>80946648
>complaining about Boris as Foreign Secretary
The best choice available with the possibility of Trump winning
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>>80947032
Why are Americans so easily insulted when called out on their ignorance?
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>>80945744
I thought /r/UKpolitics was not completely pro labour? I remember going on /r/uk once. Like a fantasyland
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>>80946967
Because you don't matter; what matters is using you to tear down society.
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>>80946967
Here's my opinion.
Same-sex marriage is fine, I couldn't care less, since I'm not a Catholic, but teaching homosexuality in school or whatever that is about, is wrong.
I think in sex-ed classes, talk about homosexuality, mention it, but sex-ed should be about sex between male and females, since that is called reproduction and what should be taught.
If you're teaching kids about homosexuality, you're basically teaching them about hedonistic causal sex with gay people serves no purpose other than satisfying degenerate desires.
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>>80947007
>no reason for a general election yet
The pound closed at $1.33 to the dollar, haven't seen FTSE yet. When people start getting that cost passed onto them, you will see chaos in the fucking streets. Riots not seen since 1990s when horses were trampling people outside parliament, only now add the paki and nigger element into it.
You think May is going to be able to handle it? Obviously you're an expert, I know nothing.
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>>80946973
brave lad. the most i can handle is the gaurdian, but only because i pretend it is a satirical publication. reading plebbit shit like /r/unitedkingdom would take years off my life
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>>80947113
>serves no purpose

Never use protection - or I will know.
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>>80947032
>The weeks the vote, it was me and 3 Brits in these threads.
You and three others in a series of threads? Sounds gay, to be honest. Are you sure you aren't mistaking it for the time you got gangbanged by three big burly british men? You clearly enjoy it and that's why you've come into this thread acting like a dipshit hoping to get your shit pushed in.
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>>80946686
>Game which just uses mass datasets to generate a world full of pokemon

>OMG WHY IS THERE A POKEMON HERE DO THE GAME DEVELOPERS HATE JEWS

There is no depth to some people's stupidity
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>>80947105
I hate pride parades in general, hives of disgusting public degeneracy basically. Full of cunts who make it their only personality trait.

>>80947113
That's basically what happens now right? Or it was when I was at school about 7 years back. I think the thing sex ed in this country misses is explaining how STDs will fuck your shit up and how to avoid them best (ie proper protection, don't be a fucking slag)
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>>80947181
>he thinks the UK imports most of it's goods from the US
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>>80946232
She's a Goddess
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>>80947082
>their ignorance
Wild guess-- you weren't one of the 3 brits here the morning of the Brexit vote who still had hope for firing the first shot against the globalist Jew?
You are one of the heroic labour champions of the "working class" from int/leddit here to tell us plebs how it really works after the BBC and DM gave the site press. Correct?
Carry on with your masturbation.
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>>80947300
Enough talk about Molly
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Early to bed early to rise makes me want to lick Nicola's thighs

Good morning, lads.
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>>80947181
FTSE is up 0.90%
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>>80945312
Fuck me I'm normally Labour but this cunt is making me proud to be British
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JEREMY HUNT SACKED
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>>80946012
It's a bit of a shame, because it didn't used to be. Nowadays though it's a reflection of Labour; concerning itself with microaggressions and problems that only seem to manifest within the echo chambers of the solid left.
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>>80946022
Yeah but she defended white people in that speech too which makes me think it's not so bad.

https://twitter.com/search?q=white%20working%20class&src=typd

>>80946089
Don't agree with you but Hillary would definitely be an example of this. She used to be vehemently against gay marriage
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>>80947273
well when I was at school it was mainly about pregnancy and STDs but I imagine now it's very different, I imagine they teach about gay relationships and how normal they are and stuff like that, maybe sissify a few lads in class as an example or something
Honestly can't imagine it, but what we do know is there's something involving teaching homosexuality school children.
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>BBC news interviews people
>old white woman loves May
>young shitskin girl spouts buzzfeed tier criticisms of her
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>>80947181
The FTSE is up since the brexit vote. The slight decline in currency value is offset by the low price of commodities. Also house prices have fallen 10% (in £) so consumers are feeling ok.

The low currency has made our exports more attractive and increased profit margins.

Everything is ok.
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>>80947317
I'm sorry about how upset you seem to be, but all your predictions so far have been wrong. There will be no GE and there won't be riots in the streets because of the pound falling, you fucking muppet.
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>>80947394
>Fuck me I'm normally Labour

Fuck you indeed
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>>80947024
Salmond is great, if you're Scottish. He's Blairite-Slayer in Chief.
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>>80947394
>being patriotic
>voting labour

wat
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Genuine question, why is Reddit so far left wing / liberal / socialist?

Surely there are at least some conservative / right wing subreddits? Seems bizarre, even four plus four chan has a /leftypol/ that is pretty active as well as regular /pol/ which is an offshoot of here.
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>>80947364
>you will never dive head first into her fishy loch
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>>80947364
>early to rise
>11am
You'll be the first into May's NEET camps.
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>>80947394
>normally labour

*throws up in mouth*
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>>80947024
need chuka umunna on that listg desu lad
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>>80947484
>Salmond is great, if you're Scottish
No he isn't.
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REMINDER

US flags in Brit/pol/ are worse than tripfags
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Sucks to be a Cabinet Minister today
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>>80947488
>Surely there are at least some conservative / right wing subreddits?
r/thedonald
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>>80947277
>goods from the US
it's down same rate against the Euro friend. You don't get how floating currency works. It's going to be a massive cluster fuck if it isn't done fast and decisively.
You have the EJew on one hand who need to punish you or everyone else will want out or a special deal minis the pakis but in the Eurozone economically, and you have May who can't tell people that "we still have the same immigration deal" or there will be riots.
Now add in rising prices for imports, yes housing might crash which will be good for average people. It's a fucking disaster waiting to happen, and May isn't the one to force it down the throat of the EU.
In 5 months, can promise you everyone will be here saying they knew this was coming.
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>>One word out of line, they say she has dementia and cart her off or just kill her. I'm not joking either. Jews have planned murders over far less.
>Implying the jews don't work for us.
laughing-royals-911.jpg

>>80947181
>$1.33
So it's rising then. Just as planned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-5UCrLKhFg
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>>80947530
Except YKTD. No one is worse than him.
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>Oliver Letwin sacked

NOOOOOOOO MAY WHY
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>>80947488
Saying you love everybody and against hate and would help people because you're super nice gives people warm fuzzies in their hearts.
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>>80947484
He wants to turn Scotland into a withered quim stuck to the European superstate
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>>80946911
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>>80947505
>need chuka umunna on that listg desu lad

He is on the list. Learn how to read.

And learn how to spell ffs.
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>>80947490
I got up at half eight, mate. I just spent an hour drinking coffee and thinking of Nicola and just finished an hour workout... maybe Nicola will notice me when I'm BIG.
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can someone photoshop this with Gove inside the gas chamber and Boris or May outside about push the button?
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>>80947597
>Boris Johnson Foreign Office and Commonwealth secretary.

Its happening Kiwibro. You know it.
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Look who's moonlighting in Amber Rudd's former position...
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>>80947645
>early to rise
>0830
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>>80947676
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Loving the Brutal Sackings. A total refresh.
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>>80947488
Why don't you check the list of moderators on your favourite subreddits?

Conservative/Right-Wing Subreddits don't last very long, they get invaded by meta-subreddits and then eventually banned or co-opted.
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I thought brit/pol/ hates May.
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>>80947688
She's going to be promoted to Energy secretary, her taking Rudd's questions basically confirms that.
Same with Grayling remaining leader of the house.
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>>80947760
We did but she's been based as fuck over the last 20 hours
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>>80947760
Can't speak for everyone but these cabinet appointments have got her some brownie points.
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>>80947760
I think she is currently acting more based than people predicted. Thats until she blocks 4chan.
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>BBC in 1979 mentioned how Thatcher was a woman just once
What the fuck went wrong since?
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>>80945402

Loved that part. I got the faith!!!
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>tfw my local mp got sacked from cabinet

HAHAHA! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, NICKY?
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>>80947760
Her track record is worrying but she's been doing pretty well on her first day.
Time will tell if she's good PM material or not.
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>Stab your """friend""" in the back to further your own political ambition
>Challenge May for the Tory leadership
>Lose to her
>The """friend""" whom you betrayed to climb up the ladder is given a comfy Cabinet position under May
>You get sacked and end up with absolutely nothing
How cucked can one man be?
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>>80947688

It almost as if the plan was to get someone who wasn't Gove into the final two and then drop out for a nice cushy job.
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>>80947572
>it's down same rate against the Euro friend
No it hasn't.

>You don't get how floating currency works
claims the person who doesn't even know how British parliamentary democracy works.
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>>80947760
>I thought brit/pol/ hates May.

Only mistake so far is sacking Michael Gove.

But that is no surprise.
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How accurate is this picture?
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>GOVE SACKED
>MORGAN SACKED
>HUNT SACKED

Based May.
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But Gove was literally one of the best and smartest politicians in the cabinet. She's only doing this to win over the butthurt remaincucks
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Are we back on the good timeline lads?
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>Sajid Javid fired

Why? he's one of the tory partys brightest and pretty based for an import
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>>80947760
She picked a true brexit cabinet
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Worried about Whittingdale's sacking, lads, he was pretty good at cracking luvvie exoskeletons.
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>>80947181
>When people start getting that cost passed onto them, you will see chaos in the fucking streets.
Only if it hit the price of tea love.
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>>80947898

Serves the slimy cunt right.
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>>80947927
I'm not sure how firing a backstabber can be construed as a bad decision.
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>£15.60 customs charge from RM

Customs charges gone fucking when?
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>>80947834
>until she blocks 4chan
Let's be honest and frank about it - 4chan should be blocked. It's a public health hazard. It radicalizes young people politically and perverts them sexually to become attracted to bugeyed cartoon school girls. Banning 4chan is the morally correct thing to do.
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>>80947951
>>HUNT SACKED
Wait, what?
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American here
Seems like your PM election only took a couple of days! I had no time to research anyone. Is Theresa May any good?
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>>80947898

He fucked up very badly didn't he?

Couldn't have gone much worse for him really.
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>>80948011
wtf now I hate 4chan
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>>80947951

>Mayhem

I am enjoying this.
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>>80946686
>used gas
>its super effective
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>>80946022
social justice in *actual* politics ≠ SJW.
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>>80947927
>mistake
Not really. He lost the trust of everyone around him by trying to run for himself and not backing Boris. He basically committed political suicide by doing that. It's his own fault.
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>>80947898
Poor fucker, jewtube related.

https://youtu.be/7PUM0W1gjPs
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>>80947898
Gove was instrumental in taking us out of Europe you tard, moreover it was something he actually passionately believed in unlike Boris and Leadsom. Tell me now why he should have stood on the sidelines as Boris launched his leadership bid on the brexit ticket when he literally is a flip flopper on the issue?
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http://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2016/jul/14/theyve-made-him-foreign-secretary-boris-johnsons-elevation-stuns-angela-eagle-video

>EAGLE BTFO
>LABOUR BTFO
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>>80947579
I assumed this was KYJLY with a new disguise.

>>80947658
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>>80947898
It was probably for the best desu, I can't imagine him being too popular in the party with his Judas scheming
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>>80948008
what are you importing friend?
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>>80944944
Anthony Hopkins to play Jezza, and Ralph Fiennes to play Hilary.
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Fucking hell she is being ruthless. This is revolver and a bottle of vodka in a locked room stuff.
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>>80948084
She looks like Boris Johnson's meth addicted sister.
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>>80948075
What you doing on /pol/, Michael "stab my friend in the back" Gove :^)?
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>>80948025
>PM election
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'Britain has appointed a liar as its foreign secretary' - French foreign minister Ayrault
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>>80948084
Jesus she handled that in the worst possible way.
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>>80948025
She'll do.
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>>80947658
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>>80948144
The salt must flow
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>>80946894
>Prashan McCloud
kek, it's the other way round lad

>But isn't it cringy thing to do?
He (and I) would find it weird not to wear a kilt at a wedding, and nobody questions an Indian looking fellow wearing a kilt here anyway. On the other hand, you're not Scottish, or have lived in Scotland, so you wearing one would be weird. But when I said we're tolerant, it's true with things like this. We don't see it as appropriation, we see it as wanting to culturally conform, which is great for immigrants.

>although not for our kid
I'd say it would be, if your kid was born in Canada, having never set foot in Scotland. It'd be a full "muh 1/16 scottish heritage" move.

>But most non-natives call themselves British rather than English, Welsh or Scottish, you maybe mentioned that.
I did - my grandparents consider themselves British, and they are immigrants here. When I said "within the UK", I meant if you're born/raised within it, you tend to be English/Welsh/Irish/Scottish. There's plenty of Scots who feel more Irish than Scottish due to their large Irish heritage and upbringing, for example.

>Like in a fucking EU government?
Yeah. She's for European federalism, which there is a case for. But I personally can't see it happening this century. My problem with the EU wasn't federalisation full stop, but the rate of it. There needs to be cultural homogeneity within a state, or it will fall to infighting, and there just isn't a European culture. At least not yet, and I'm not necessarily against the eventual formation of one. Most here would say that's treason, but having a British cultural feeling doesn't make me traitorous to Scotland, and that's because the union being around for so long has brought our cultures together. I could see the same happening with the EU in a few hundred years.
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>>80948144
"Fuck the dirty foreigners"

t. Prime Minister May
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Lads will Moggy get a position?
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>>80948144
POLITICIANS LIE MORE ON THIS STORY AS IT DEVELOPS
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>>80948084

Bloody hell she made an arse of that!
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>>80948139
I don't even know
I saw a CNN update one day about the PM race
you brits have the strangest politics
>>80948168
well, that's good to here
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>>80948144
Fun fact: Ayrault properly pronounced means "penis" in Arabic.
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Civil Servent here. Got this in my gov.uk email address this morning. They're being sent to everyone.

The entire government and civil service is actively pushing towards Brexit. The sore losers claiming we will never leave are delusional fagots. What a glorious time to be alive.
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