Haahahahahahahah
http://www.blastr.com/2016-7-13/banned-why-ghostbusters-wont-be-busting-anything-china
>>80932518
That's like half their market. There's no way it's going to make money now. Praise kek
>>80932518
There goes 80% of the revenue
>>80932518
China has very strict laws regarding spooky stull such as ghost and skeletons. I distictly remember they had to cover the faces of many undead dota heroes with the classic mortal combat face mask for the china servers.
>>80932518
Only banned because superstition of ghosts.
Oh well at least they made Chinese ghost story 1and2 years ago
>>80932518
Yeah. China does not like ghosts. Everyone knows that already.
>>80933332
>>80933332
>Yeah. China does not like ghosts. Everyone knows that already.
Everyone except the Sony executive board in neighboring Japan. How could they be so stupid so as to bankroll something that wont' sell in China?
>>80932943
Kek. Only one chink will pay to watch then he bootlegs it to the rest of the country
China doesn't like movies with ghosts.
It implies that human beings have souls, something everyone knows chinese people don't have.
>>80933493
>It implies that human beings have souls, something everyone knows chinese people don't have.
kek
>>80933332
>Yeah. China does not like ghosts. Everyone knows that already.
W-what do they know that we don't?
>>80933493
they are scared of ghosts. chinese ghost stories are fucking creepy
>>80933423
The world doesn't revolve around your country, Chang.
Leave to Jews to find a way around it desu famalampais.
They did it with WoW, pandas and LK, they'll do it with Shitlordbusters.
>>80933522
>>80933493
Edgey
>>80933493
top zozzle
>>80933630
Its the fucking Japanese who bankrolled the movie, you Lebbo dog. The Japanese know shit tons about China. They should have seen this coming.
>>80933332
Paul (((Feig))) didn't.
>>80933659
It isn't really edgy when you actually look into China's policies and social circumstances.
As Morrissey said, accurately:" You can't help but feel that the Chinese are a subspecies."
This is what happens when your government has killed so many of its own citizens that hauntings are a part of everyday life.
>>80933659
>Spotted wang lee su
Shouldn't you be out eating a dog right now
>>80933659
How can a cliche be edgy? It's a banality, a truism. That's like the least edgy thing on earth
>>80933785
He probably figured he could guilt westerners into seeing it. He didn't foresee the backlash against political correctness.
>>80933784
I work for Sony. The Japs think that the current SJW epedemic is like "the Peters again, but thousands of them" and they are doing everything they can to fucking tank it. Letting them have their trophy movie which fails utterly is part of the plan. It has to be a financial bomb in order to thoroughly make sure it never happens again.
It is probably that some elements in Sony will leak this info as a petty final tantrum. They will be fired and Sony will continue on into the glorious future.
Screenshot this post.
>>80933997
The Peters?
China doesn't like spooky ghosts and skeletons, they even censor games. They have gravestones where you die instead of an actual corpse.
>>80932518
This liberal made piece of shit should be banned EVERYWHERE!
>>80932518
>Implying they won't just watch it on streaming
>>80934073
>oondasta raping everyone
That's fucking awesome.
>>80934091
it doesn't have to be banned, it will be a box office flop
>>80934091
Is it banned in Taiwan too?
>Sony's Ghostbusters had a net production budget of $144 million (rebates and tax incentives brought it down from $154 million). Box-office observers are predicting a wide range for the film's opening performance this weekend — anywhere from $38 million to $50 million
>>80933332
BUT WHY?
>>80932518
now they dont gona fking do a cent of this xD,,,,, hahahahahahahhahaha
>>80932518
China smartly does not want feminism infecting China.
>>80934232
A BIG SPOOKY MISTAKE
>>80934320
In my city Imax early screenings are single digit.
>>80934091
>>80934316
You mean Chinese Taipei.
>>80934316
Nope, but I wish it was.Been seeing advertisement all over for at least 2 weeks.
I wish I was blind....
>>80933659
>Edgey
Chuckles at the retard
>>80933178
Entire WoW MMO was also edited to remove undead and skeletons with spooky scarecrows and the skeleton that shows up when players die was replaced with cliche headstones.
Also they were stuck in the 2nd expansion for like 4 years or some shit because of Chinese corruption between ISPs
>>80934339
because they are ghostphobic. we must fight against china now.
NOW!
>>80933522
>>80934489
Reeeeeee. Commie get out.
Can any japs redpill me on the chinks?
>>80934320
So when you add distribution and advertising costs, this film will cost them at least $200 million. They'll never turn a profit.
>>80934658
Muh fleedoms.
>>80932518
Honestly its shit
The only one of them that would fit a ghostbusters movie is the blonde one, the rest just... Well they just don't fit it no matter how you look at it.
It would make do just with half man half woman cast or just one woman but no, they had to add a fat girl that would never be able to handle the job and a black girl that act like the biggest nigger there is all of that because STRONG INDEPENDENT WYMYN.
>>80932518
>Everyone is excited for the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot!
>>80933997
So they deliberately made a pro-SJW film that they knew would fail in order to scuttle attempts to make pro-SJW film again in the future?
What does Sony care about SJWs? They're in it to make money, and they'll sell their grandmothers to the devil if it raises Sony's value up a quarter point. I think Sony must be extremely disappointed at GBs failure
Where did you get this idea? You say you work for Sony, but did you read this in internal memos or something? Why would Sony give a shit about feminism in film in the first place?
>>80934760
>greedy like Jews
>lacking empathy like hood niggers
>no manners(piss/shit wherever unless they're from money or live in Hong Kong)
>think they're superior Asians
>>80934760
Taiwanese - brotier
Mainlanders - pic related.
(Not a Jap, just my experiences over here.)
So if the Chinks hate ghost and graves what do they do with their dead?
>>80935005
This desu desu.
>>80935037
They never used to
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sIDCU467dCA
>got goosebumps when the music started
Fuck I'm getting old
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ghostbusters_2016/
You lose white men.
>>80935760
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289401/ratings?ref_=tt_ov_rt
You lose SJW cucks
>>80935005
That's pretty horrifying
>>80934339
>BUT WHY?
It doesn't matter why.
If you are dying from a deadly bacterial infection and are given the antibiotic that saves your life, you don't ask why the bacteria have to die so that your life can be spared.
>>80935005
saved, that was a good read
>>80936318
wat
>>80936211
Checked, and it is. I have a boss at work who needs to wear what's basically a gas mask every time he goes to Beijing.
>>80932518
Only like 10 foreign films get approved to air in Chinese theaters every year so it's no surprise.
>>80935005
>TFW going to learn Russian instead now.
>>80934197
it was. last time the game felt real and somehow a challenge. hell, all of ToT was top notch compared to the rest of that xpac.
>>80934339
Because their spiritual traditions and superstitions are heavily woven into their culture. Even Maoist Communist couldn't get rid of it, in fact used it.
To the Chinese, the dead are meant to be off in the dead spirit ghost world doing ghost stuff. Probably resting. A ghost on earth would be restless, and a restless ghost would see all the living as a disturbance. So, it would want to harm them by killing them or giving them bad luck.
Luck is VERY important to the Chinese. They put a lot of stake in the concept of fortune and how it affects one's life playing out. That's why they're so fucking crazy about gambling. A movie like that playing in a theater in a Chinese town would give the entire town and maybe even province bad luck and ruin all their lives.
That's why this movie was NEVER going to be released in China. I hope that nobody in Sony actually said "Hey, we're gonna release in China, right?" because that would be dumb as shit. That would be a firing and blackballing move.
>>80935005
Hilarious and also somewhat shocking. I am glad I do not have to deal with Chinese outside of muh vidya, although one did hack my facebook once.
>>80936460
I was offered a job in Shanghai. I turned it down because of the pollution. I had already been working in Jakarta for years and my lungs desperately needed a break, and Shanghai seemed to be among the most polluted cities on Earth.
This movie seems to be so bad that I kinda want to watch it... has anyone even seen it? Should I download it?
>>80936822
>Should I download it?
Checked, and the combined weight of the main cast might break your hard drive.
>>80936965
How could "she" even hide? Behind a barn or something?
>>80936822
Think of it this way. They took the original four male characters, reimagined them as women, and then created a script of rehashed bullshit.
>>80937047
Jupiter might conceal it.
>>80936965
That dude is the best that that dude could ever do. Imagine how their parents feel.
>>80935005
Does chinese have souls, or are they demons who have taken human form ?
>>80936822
Watch a Chinese ghost story (1987) instead. Both 1 and 2 are good.
Never seen 3 or the remakes though
>>80933997
>The Peters?
Would you mind elaborating?
>>80937517
I imagine they gave up a long time ago.
>>80937594
We'll never know for sure.
>>80933264
this.
>>80938026
Look at it this way; giving up was probably the best thing they ever did.
If they hadn't given up, they'd have to work out and be careful what they eat and work on socializing with others.
Now, they can sit in their filthy unkempt room, browsing trap and furry porn, stuffing their faces, and secretly hating each other for being the best they can do.
>>80932956
True. China is what supports most of the garbage movies the US now suffers through.
"OH HO HO, FAST SPEED CAR, PAUR WAUKER, ZHOOM ZHOOM HAHAHA" ::eats a dog::
>>80933997
>they are doing everything they can to fucking tank it.
I want and saw a movie last weekend and every employee was wearing a Ghostbusters hat/shirt, and there posters everywhere. It even tainted the brief period when I watch ZIP! before going top work
>>80938222
their culture is very different
>>80933178
Ya they hang mirrors outside their houses to reflect ghost away cracked me up as a kid that adults could think this way
>>80938222
so majestic
>>80938086
I didn't know they made remakes of those films until went looking for a YouTube clip today
>>80934936
>So they deliberately made a pro-SJW film that they knew would fail in order to scuttle attempts to make pro-SJW film again in the future?
It's make sense.
They make a bad insanely cringey movie with horrible PR.
So when it fails they say 'We honestly tried to deliver, but the world is not ready yet'.
>>80938240
Seriously, imagine having that turd invade the waifu morning show
http://www.ntv.co.jp/zip/cast/index.html
>>80934760
I loved living in the yunnan province. The sun shone every day, and everyone waved and said "hello!" The western infection has even reached the hinterlands out there, though. In the tiny town in which I lived, there was a wallmart and kfc, as well as McDonald's.
>>80933659
>Truth is now edgy
>>80934073
Kazzak in Stormwind is much funnier.
>>80939240
What is a story behind this?
>>80939469
You know in your heart that kid would have grown up to be the next Hitler.
Whew lads.
>>80936822
>>80937797
If you want a good Chinese film try Shennu with Ruan Lingyu or Infernal Affairs.
>>80939629
yeah thank god for chinks' inability to feel emotion
>>80939240
What was their crime?
>>80933423
>Everyone except the Sony executive board in neighboring Japan
Sony Pictures executive board is in the US and mostly staffed with middle aged jews.
Haven't you read the sony leaks?
It's a bunch of old kikes who are completely disconnected from reality and get their news from buzzfeed and breakfast television.
>>80939731
>>80939452
Drug runners. Still happens to this day, maybe not quite as public but they execute drug peddlers.
>>80939240
Isn't that is the execution of drug trafficing family or something?
>>80939452
>>80939731
Drug smugglers if I recall correctly.
>>80932518
China just doesn't want any indoctrination.
No shit.
>>80932518
Operation Blackmirror
>>80939152
>>80932518
I wish it was banned here...
>>80939655
Internal affairs is great. Will look up the other.
A better tomorrow 1 and 2 great also. And bullet in the head
>>80933493
So true
>>80938834
>So when it fails they say 'We honestly tried to deliver, but the world is not ready yet'.
Yeah but that doesn't answer my question: Why would Sony Pictures want to prevent social justice themes from being addressed in their films? I mean, they have only one interest, and everything is subordinate to it: make profit. They'd make a reboot of Birth of the Nation if they thought the market wanted it. Whatever makes money, right? They're supposed to be apolitical.
And on the off chance that they are political, they should (as a bunch of LA jews) be favouring social justice themes, not undermining them.
So it doesnt make sense that Sony would deliberately make a shit movie and lose money and status in order to make future social justice themed flicks appear unprofitable. That's just a crazy conspiracy theory.
>>80933659
>hey mom I lurned a new werd
>>80939452
there's video of it, i think
>>80935037
It's about respecting the dead, it's not that they "hate ghosts and graves".
>>80940669
China, cucked by ghosts.
>>80940669
>chinese
>respect for anything at all
Watch this: >>80939469
>>80940669
>Shit in the Louvre.
>Claim to respect anything.
Fucking animals.
>>80934320
That's only tje production value. Advertising was probably over $100 million since Sony put so much initial investment into it.
They know China would ban it, the ghostvthing is nothing new, so they know they have to make the bulk of the revenue in the US.
With production and advertising and distribution costs, they would probably need to make somewhere between $300-400 million. They probably won't come close to this, and I'm sure after the first week there will be a massive dropoff, like BvS.
For comparison BvS needed $800 million to break even. This thing will probably cost Sony $50+ million if it tanks, which everyone is expecting it to.
>>80935005
Well holyshit
This movie is poised to lose $200 million.
Literally all they had to do was cast male comedians and a hot actress to play the secretary and they would have had a new billion dollar trilogy.
What a glorious year this is. Hopefully people in the entertainment business will learn that you can't make any money by pandering to millenial sjw's, because they have no buying power.
>>80940669
The Chinese are pure shit-tier when it comes to respect.
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/are-chinese-tourists-the-worst-tourists-in-the-world
>>80938424
You laugh but China doesn't have any ghost problems so it's working they're reflecting it into the atmosphere causing ghostly warming
>>80941485
>>the advertising budget meme
lol pleb
>>80936318
>It doesn't matter why.
For what matters, is the plan.
Wouldn't it be banned because of the ghosts and ghosts and skellingtongs are to chinks what bacon is to muds or functioning society is to obama?
>>80941734
God Bless
>>80941734
They even could use crew chicks if they were hot.
Add rival all male team that initially shit on them but then fail big and female crew save them. Happy ending
Add some romance and hot typical chicks like
>hot ginger - the main chick
>the nerdy hot Asian in glasses - the brain
>the hot chocolate - the bitch
>the hot big boobs dumb blonde - the comic relief
>add some nice guy as secretary who has crush on one of chicks
>add some handsome good guy in rival team who have thing for redhead
>heck make 2 other lesbians, its okey if they are hot
Count $$$$
SOMEWHERE HAROLD RAMIS IS SMILING
>>80941932
Are you implying those ads during the NBA championship game were free? Or do you think they are included in the production budget?
I guess Hong Kong is much more relaxed about these things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIDCU467dCA
>>80941734
What?
Does that imply that they actually spent more than 200 million $ on this steaming pile of shit?
Where did the fucking money go?
>>80938222
>China is what supports most of the garbage movies the US now suffers through.
Other way around, we send you garbage.
See Justin Bieber and Nickelback
>>80933522
this is poor quality even from this country
>>80942744
Nah, they spent 150 million plus marketing....it won't lose Sony 200 million. But it might not do more than break even. Whatever happens, I hope it wins everything at the Razzies.
I don't mean to sound like a sadist, but the original Ghostbusters deserved better treatment than this.
>>80932518
They release movies with ghosts in them all the time in China.
This sounds like a sneaky way of just making sure no feminist marxist filth gets promoted there.
>>80941987
>For what matters, is the plan.
Bane is right. The point of Cuntbusters is to make an example out of something beloved. Like the horse head scene in The Godfather.
>>80942449
It's entirely a financial scam to hide numbers and cook the books. You're falling for the oldest trick there is in Hollywood.
What's the matter anon?
This movie is clearly better than all of these movies.
Look, it even has a better score to prove it :^)
>>80932518
>>80932943
>>80932956
There goes revenue AND early HD rips
>>80942256
>>80942256
>all babes
>asian is the brains
>black is the tough, aggro bitch
>blonde is the ditzy bimbo
>ginger is the 'straight man'
Cmon man, Western tastes are not that pathetic.
Don't be so obvious. Being formulaic is what made Feig's Ghostbusters such a steaming piece of shit to begin with. Having the black woman act like a she-boon is just one of the more obvious examples of that. Be original.
>>80932518
holy fuck that article is horribly written
>But today there is no joy in Mudville if you mean Mudville, China, because the new Ghostbusters film will not be released there. "Wuh-wuh-wuh-what?!" you might ask. And that's why we have articles on the internet, friend. To answer your stutter spurts. That's why we're here.
jesus christ
kill me
>>80943253
I think those come from Hong Kong.
>>80932518
>>80933178
>>80933264
>>80933332
>>80933493
Looks like someone IS afraid of ghosts
China already had their communist revolution and killed their useful idiots, they don't need our useful idiots to agitate instability.
>>80942986
He means the mainland, not the Chinese colonies of the west coast Chang, you silly little schmuck.
>>80943388
Isn't IMDB a better rating system? Can't any "journalist" give a rating that goes on RT, out of 100+ other critics?
>>80942986
There is nothing wrong with Nickelback
>>80932518
So what happens if women call Chinese misogynists? Are they racist?
>>80943480
Its still better than shit we get.
Its supposed to be no brainier.
Just all flash no meat special for women. Light humour.
Sex and cliche sell.
want variations?
>secretary is actually a grandpa of blondi - old racist fuck with dirty mouth that fix their stuff and speak racist jokes making chocolate mad(and she wants to fuck him)
>their sidekick is the old noir ghost(like in chandler books) called ghost of patriarchy, who help them and make them look totally incompetent he always help them and leaves with 'it was my privilege'
>their lack of results make their funds cut to 70%,
>>80932518
I hope they ban it here next.
>>80943811
>Its still better than shit we get.
Undoubtedly true
>>80943811
>Just all flash no meat special for women. Light humour...sex and cliches
Yeahhhh but that's not in line with the spirit of GB. The comedy is supposed to be dry, irreverent, quirky, endearing. No cliches. No big ol titties. Dana Barnett had no titties at all and was a classically trained concert cellist. Jeanine was borderline intellectual who could be cantankerous.
>want variations?
>>secretary is actually a grandpa of blondi - old racist fuck with dirty mouth that fix their stuff and speak racist jokes....
Just stop.
>>80940669
No, it isn't.
It is just about the idea of ghosts and souls conflicting with the state ideology.
>>80943388
>angry birds @ 43%
lol
>>80933618
China is atheist, but filled with many primitive, superstitious people.
Ghosts are a particular issue, aside from superstition they cause a black market and grave robbing, add in the male/female ratio and it gets worse.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_marriage_(Chinese)
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/graves-robbed-for-ghost-marriages-in-china
http://knowledgenuts.com/2013/12/20/the-bizarre-tradition-of-chinese-ghost-marriages/
TLDR it curses your family to have a man die unmarried, so people rob graves and have posthumous weddings to avoid the curse.
Feminists BTFO
2016 is the gift that keeps on giving.
>>80944323
It's a hold over from the communist days which was firmly atheistic, right? So the idea of an afterlife would contradict that.
>>80944769
>China is atheist,
I don't think China is athiest except in name. Almost all mainland Chinese believe in spirits and magic. For some it's an organized religion (kept underground). For others it's traditional animism. But I don't think that there are any Chinese who are purely atheist or materialist.
It will be on pirate DVD for 3 US dollars a copy the instant it's released on DVD in the states.
>>80943388
>>80944504
>43%
>Angry Birds
Fucking hell, why? Me and my gf really enjoyed it. It was quite funny and sometimes emotional, almost the animated heir of Toy Story
>>80944323
It isnt. China has it's own Churches, while they may be atheist they allow religion in line with party beliefs. Mainly due to it being bonus propaganda and easier to control than stamp out. They arent too militant with the atheist thing unless you are house Christian or muslim. Falun Gong too, but thats more politics than religion, also keeps them supplied with fresh organs.
>>80944920
I was talking about the CCP. China has plenty of religion and is set to become the most Christian country on Earth.
>>80944920
I think what he means is their government would like them to be (so people only defer to them in true commie fashion)
>>80944973
>Heir of Toy Story
YOU WOT M8?
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR WHAT?
HEIR OF TOY STORY???HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>80944204
Man what you want from me?
I don't even thought about it for longer than 5 min.
One thing if you want produce good movie and other if you want earn $$$$.
You want something new?
Make a ruskies to made a new remake.
I bet you will not get 90% of jokes but it will be brutal, gritty and totally incorrect.
What the fuck is this China is scared of ghost shit? Ive have never ever heard of this until now. Are you serious? Why?
>He will never come back
Fuck you too china
>>80932518
>waaaaah china bad waaaaah
>china proceeds to build giant statue to a fucking war god and ban sjw bullshit
>waaaaaah china bad waaaaaaaah
fucking shills, man.
>>80933659
>t. Chang Ping-pong
>>80945458
>>china proceeds to build giant statue to a fucking war god
That sounds badass. Wtf I love China now
>>80945357
>>80945138
Its almost as good m8, and the only animated movie after the Toy Story saga so far that have put togheter being funny and making you care for the protagonists. At least for me its:
>1. Toy Story 1,2,3
>2. Angry Birds
>3 First Movie of Shrek
>>80941624
>>80935005
Why cant Japan and Korea get along?
>>80945211
>>80945211
>You want something new?
>Make a ruskies to made a new remake.
I don't know what that means but I do know that if you want to make a new version of Porkies or some other titty flick, that's great, but don't make it a Ghostbusters version of it because the fanbase will freak out and you'll lose money.
Instead, just make a whole new franchise. Or, if you really have no new ideas, reboot franchises from the past that were also titty teen flicks, like Porkies. That way you can still make big bucks.
If you took your original idea (the ginger, the smart asian, the dumb blonde, etc.) and made a whole new movie, I guess it would work. It still seems awfully, painfully stereotyped, though. No one will want to see that. It's like that big black AW HELL NAW girl in the new Ghostbusters. Stereotyped as hell and just cringey as fuck.
>>80939469
God. Just what the fuck
>>80932518
luh fuking mao
>>80934073
That explains their low calcium.
>>80945675
china wants his revenge for ww2 and every other humilations
Perhaps the communist party sees the film as being feminist propaganda
>>80943388
>Forest Gump 72%
>>80945785
>Perhaps the communist party can see the most blatantly obvious shit.
Give them some credit leaf.
>>80939469
Imagine if people did that to the Syrian child drowned on the beach and the world saw it.
>>80932518
>Everyone is excited for the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot!
Lost me at the 1st sentence.
Is it only mainland China?
It's weird because I've seen more than one Chinese movie with ghosts.
>>80932518
>mfw feminazi Ghostbusters opens this week
>mfw the new Jew Jew Abrams' Star Trek (gay Sulu) opens next week
Ghostbusters will obviously be #1 at box office because nothing else big is coming out Friday, but I torn as to whether I should be cheering for Star Twink to blast it off box offices.
>>80932518
>pirates of the caribean isn't good
What a stupid article.
I didn't think the original ghostbusters was special, I don't really care about this one at all.
SJW's will spin this in a way that makes feminism the victim, but china just hates ghosts because that shit is 2spoopy4them.
>>80933997
>the Peters again, but thousands of them
can someone explain this fucking grammar
>>80945847
Was simply offering an alternative reason to superstition being the reason the film was banned.
>>80941734
>Literally all they had to do was cast male comedians and a hot actress to play the secretary and they would have had a new billion dollar trilogy.
No, it would still be a mediocre movie that would do "ok" at the box office at the very best. It would be quickly forgotten like the million other remakes that are made every year.
>>80945951
it depends on the context
if the ghosts in the film appear due to hallucinations by the character in the movie (due to drugs or insanity) then it's ok. Those are the movies that you saw (unless you saw other ones which were made in Hong Kong or Taiwan or Singapore etc).
But if the ghosts appear as actually objectively existing within the storyline, then the movie will be banned.
Even if it's not banned I doubt the Chinese would watch a film with all female protagonists
>>80946007
>Ghostbusters will obviously be #1 at box office because nothing else big is coming out Friday,
Some think that Pets is still so strong that it might still make more money than GB on it's opening weekend, and will take customers away from it.
I really think no one will see the new GB. The gender issue aside, it just doesn't look funny. I don't care if it stars women. In fact, I like the idea in principle. But what I cannot abide by is a shit script and lazy film making. I think most normies feel the same way.
Only the SJW types will buy tickets to support a film that they'll love to support but hate to watch.
>>80940236
there are internal struggles for control of companies, fucking leaf
there are hostile takeovers, there are shows of force between factions vying for leadership, etc
major stakeholders will try to sabotage sjws so their entire fucking holdings don't tank when the sjws invest the entire company into anal dragon dildos
>>80946168
Maybe.
Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon's key protagonists were women and the film is regarded as a national treasure. I think China would be open to an all women film, provided that it's actually well written, acted and shot.
>>80946440
it was taiwanese first of all, second of all was backed by some of the most famous chinese actors on the entire planet, third, was just fucking exceptionally shot and well made, uncannily so.
chinese are still incredibly hostile to the very idea of women being intelligent, and I hope it stays that way.
(by the way, one of the main themes of the film is that women are jealous and and their influence is poison in the blood, literally.)
The gooks don't like spooks.
They also don't like ghosts.
>>80945693
That is why you spend money on advertising. And get men to write the jokes. And add some romance. You want to sell this to women, right?
But you are right. Call it Ghost huntresses or something.
Watch the XII angry men Russian remake. Real good.
>>80946141
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5157030/
This one from the top of my mind.
But it's Cantonese. So it's just mainland then.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4276752/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
This one is Mandarin. Not sure if it had ghosts like you described, but it definetely had skellies coming to life.
>>80945138
Ah yes, Toy Story.
The film that brainwashed an entire generation - myself included - into attaching emotional significance to inanimate plastic consumer products.
I still can't break the fucking conditioning, I spend a small fortune every year on Hot Toys, ThreeA, SH Figuarts, Robot Damashii, etc figures and keep them neatly lined up in glass cases.
>>80946326
Yeah could happen, as summer kids are free to wreck havoc. Pets is sitting on 100m in its first week, they could very well retain the top spot, and then I would not have to root for Star Twink.
>>80946834
12 angry men is a shit fucking film
a hispanic man stabs someone with a knife with his fingerprints on it and he gets acquitted because it's the "american way"
fuck that stupid movie. fuck why are we so dumb
>>80933997
Got me to look up who the Peters are. Apparently they were notorious for taking credit where they didn't do anything, and wasting shit-tons of Sony's money.
>>80946942
Watch ruskie remake moron.
12.
You can't even read you fatass.
>>80946942
It's not "the American way", it's the way of integrity, and that's a universal value. If having integrity is anti-American in your eyes, so be it.
>>80946738
>chinese are still incredibly hostile to the very idea of women being intelligent, and I hope it stays that way.
You're mental, mate. What happened to you in your childhood that made you feel this way?
>>80947280
Sub-humans do not get a white mans concept applied to them, they get the fucking boat up the river.
>>80946834
>Watch the XII angry men Russian remake. Real good.
I never heard of this. I'll have to check it out.
If you liked 12 Angry Men, you might like Paths of Glory by Stanley Kubrick. It's one of my favourites. It, too, deals with ethics and questions about personal integrity and loyalty during wartime.
>>80940236
pandering to sjws doesnt make money. not pandering to sjws generates bad publicity - less money.
an excuse to shut up the sjws further down the line Might be worth it, but i recon its insanely difficult or imprecise to calculate just how much money wasted on sjws is worth it in the long run.
>>80933436
nobody but the actors want to watch this movie
Even the SJWs would prolly poke their eyes out, pushing them selves to see the "movie" to be progressive and not racist and sexist and such, because that's what "american" movies is about now
>>80946891
I'm sorry, Bong, but if you wasted all your allowances because of an animated movie about toys, you have nobody to blame but your stupidity, and perhaps your parents who spoiled you by giving you the opportunity to waste your money like that.
WTF happeneded to John Wayne, Eastwood and that shit
>>80947601
>not pandering to sjws generates bad publicity - less money.
I don't think that most movie goers pay that much attention to SJWs movie reviews. Normies wouldn't have much in common with Trigglypuff or BLM.
>>80943388
Some of those movies are real shit or mediocre, but few can deny critical standards have lowered.
>Meet the Robinsons
>>80945631
shrek 1>goy story
>>80943508
Here's a (You) because I agree entirely.
>>80933659
s u m m e r
>>80942256
But they decided to create some sjw propaganda. Not normal comedy. So maybe they will learn something.
Even new avengers movie is full of politcal correction (that black king who is super hero "black panter" seriously? )
>>80932518
Liberals humiliated and blown the fuck out yet again.
>>80933264
>at least they made Chinese ghost story 1and2 years ago
They were made in Hong Kong when it was still yours. Completely different situation. You of all people should know that.
>>80934073
Fucking lol.
>>80947648
Wayne was overrated. And fat.
>>80947648
They said the truth that niggers, spics, jews, and catholics are worthless subhuman shits and supported white supremacy in the white mans civilization so the jews who control hollywood dropped them.
>>80947554
Its called 12 or Twelve. You really should watch some ruskies movies.
Totally different than western ones.
More brutal, more gritty, more honest.
>War(Voyna)
>Blokpost
>Kukushka
>9 rota
>Brother (Brat)
>Prisoner of Kaukaz
Totally different atmosphere. You will probably have no fun to watch it and will not understood it if you not live here or be a Slav.
>>80932518
I don't understand why this movie was necessary. The trailer looked horrible, they kept marketing it with cringy "GURRRRL POWER, u mad white boys??" articles and then proceeded to mock everyone who called them out on their shit, yet they still expect people to watch it? Apparently they even made fun of the critics in the movie itself. The whole thing seems like some kind of huge satirical art performance to show the world just how obnoxious feminists can be.
>>80932518
>no LGBT propaganda allowed
based china
>>80948030
I'm going to check all of these out. I don't pretend to understand Slav culture but I'm curious and want to see. Thanks for the list.
>>80947863
>black panter
Anon it was comic hero back in 60ties. Its probably older than your father.
I agree totally about them pushing PC in retarded way. It cause more resistance as if they really wanted it to fail.
Or just can't wait for NWO.
>>80948126
You welcome. Are you real canadian or imported one?
>>80948126
Chęck this russian comedy.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6oiZY5AvR2M
>>80948205
lol. a mix. I was born and raised in toronto, so culturally im as canadian as the next guy. even more than average as i've lived across the country -lived years in vancouver, ottawa, edmonto. But my parents are foreigners. Dad is anglo, from london. mother is japanese, from yokohama.
why do you ask?
>>80948339
Just curious. How is your father?
Also get some alcohol in reach and don't watch them stoned. You may want to get drunk after watching some of them.
>>80948634
>>80948634
My father passed away a while ago. I don't get stoned anymore but I'll enjoy some scotch as I watch it, if that contributes to the experience. If I feel the need to drink heavily after watching it, well, these must be some very heavy, disturbing films. Sounds perfect.
>>80948327
Thanks for the link. I'll have to watch this at home. I don't have audio right now and I'm at work.
>>80943313
Why does he wear the knee pads so low?
>>80948965
Few more recommendation my halfbreed friend.
>Come and See
>The Dawns Here Are Quiet(old or new one)
>Sauna(its finnish-ruso scary story)
>Ostrov
You seem alright canuck. have fun.
>>80947863
Black Panther isn't SJW, holy fuck.
I mean clearly it was banned because seeing that "female" black creature in the film in a lead role would make most Chinese folks vomit or have heart attacks, right?
>>80945357
>the chinese unironically find cgi skeletons too spooky
what a world
>>80947612
It's my own money, you Yank NEET.
>>80950890
A fool and his money are soon parted.
>>80939655
They made a shenmue movie!?
is a skeleton a ghost?
Feminists are overrating Ghostbusters on IMDb, to counter all those honest 1/10 ratings by us normal folk.
We must not let them!
>>80951235
I'm pretty sure having a glass cabinet filled with nostalgia from when the world seemed like a brighter place is the only thing keeping me going to get it back there again, so swings and roundabouts teebeehaych.
>>80951823
So if you don't have regrets, what are you bitching about?
>>80944769
Weird, isn't it? Same with Soviet Union, it was officially atheist, but most russkies believed all kinds of magical superstitious crap. Luckily orthodox church is paganism with crosses, so even now, with the rise of Christianity in Russia, they get to keep their beliefs.
>>80936822
Ghostbusters? It's coming out in theatres now. Please don't give them any shekels.
>China
>Saves warcraft
>Dooms ghostbusters
China was the hero we needed, but never deserved.
>>80951926
I'm acutely aware that I only really have this habit due to endlessly rewatching Toy Story as a small child.
I've tried to take that impulse towards totemic consumerism and channel it into something halfway positive (buy only things of some artistic or technical merit, etc), but I recognise that since Toy Story we've seen a significant rise in a new and insidious form of materialism where people ascribe human values and intrinsic worth to disposable consumer items.
The same people lovingly adoring their Funko Pop Vinyls of Dr Who characters walk past homeless people in the street every day and don't give them a second thought. They put more anthropomorphic value in a cheap, ugly Chinese-made wacky wobbler than they do actual human beings.
I finally became aware of how Toy Story and similar media might have had something to do with this hyperinfantilisation of the Western millennial generation after seeing grown adults react to Toy Story 3. It's pretty uncomfortable being surrounded by grown adults sobbing uncontrollably because toys in a film ALMOST get put into a furnace.
>>80932943
Praise kek
>But today there is no joy in Mudville if you mean Mudville, China, because the new Ghostbusters film will not be released there. "Wuh-wuh-wuh-what?!" you might ask. And that's why we have articles on the internet, friend. To answer your stutter spurts. That's why we're here.
Christ this is terrible writing. Is she getting paid by the word?
>>80944769
I'm an atheist but it's just a movie. No one is going to believe in ghosts because of this movie. At least they are stopping the feminist propaganda.
>>80932943
Praise Kek
>>80932943
Praise kek
>>80939342
I think Kazzak comes after Hakkar AIDS and that outdoor raid dragon near Orgrimmar. Baron pet bomb was fun as well. Good times.
>>80932518
This movie set to fail
>>80932518
can't we all just accept that feminism is the way forward? This just proves how those rice dicked mock japs are intolerant. What was wrong with the movie? Too many Ping Pongs and not enough chin chongs? Those pan faced, broken toothed fucks. What should I have expected from a people who eat eggs soaked in kid piss. Fucking chinkies.
>>80952386
Did you read what you wrote before you posted to think I would take any of that shit seriously?
>>80953102
What makes you think I wrote it for your edification, UNyY5NTp?
It's not like your post history is a sterling contribution to this thread.
>>80932518
THEY SHOULD JUST CUT ALL THE Parts with the four whores in. China still wont allow it, but who gives a fuck.
>>80953182
>What makes you think I wrote it for your edification, UNyY5NTp?
Because nobody else will read it?
