>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/
>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY [Embed]
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi
>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
no anime
>Baroness Warsi has announced her resignation from Theresa May's Cabinet.
what does this mean
>>80883405
Was Warsi the one who "defected" from the Leave side a few days before the vote?
3RD FOR PENNY
ex servicewoman who was full on pro-Brexit and is very articulate. Oh, and she despises leftists.
Literally the mummy /pol/ goes on about all the time that gets misattributed everywhere else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EdKJfNRqsI
>>80883584
Banime
Chances of May appointing these based bitches/10, lads:
>Priti
>Leadsom
>Penny
YKTD IS A KEK
>>80883624
Priti Waifus in, fat Pakis out lad.
Might join the civil service lads
Got the ppe degree
Got the looks
Got the chadrisma
I've watched a lot of yes minister too
Anyone worked there?
>>80883624
May doesn't have to look bad by firing a shitskin and replacing it with a white, because the shitskin has herself quit.
>>80883699
>>80883720
very impressive
>>80883624
God damn, May has started strong, lads.
Could just be a shrewd game by May
Set up all these meme posts like "Le Minister For Le Ebin Brexit" etc to make Tories and anti-EU voters think that she's serious, THEN call a General Election, then wind it down after another Tory victory as TEN YEARS OF BREXIT NEGOTIATIONS (t. Hammond and Hunt) eventually wear down public opposition to a second referendum
Also a big thank-you to all the anons out there that insist on making every thread about me
>>80883584
First Post, Brillo Post
>>80883715
I hope you like sucking people off.
>>80883624
D I V E R S I T Y Q U O T A S G O N E
>>80883637
Leadsom will be promoted from a junior energy minister up to energy secretary.
Screencap this.
>>80883624
IT MEANS ANOTHER SMELLY PAKI HAS BITTEN THE DUST
gove's on the naughty step isn't he
>>80883438
> Non Brits think there is only 1 British accent when in reality there are 100s
> Not being able to tell the difference between a Wiltshire and Kent accent for example.
>>80883624
Did May even appoint her?
What's going on?
>no one on this stupid board understood the Warsi joke
Everything seems ok so far except
>Rudd
>Home sec
going to make it literally illegal to be a man in great britain desu
>>80883405
>tfw Boris told her to get out bc he doesn't want muds in his department
>>80883846
Northern Irish and Scottish accents are basically the same thing!!
>>80883792
Fuck this garbage, filtered
>>80883846
Mfw East Midlands 'accent'
reminder to filter dumb tripfags
go back to your 8ch circlejerk you absolute cockroach
I literally cannot breathe through my nose without squirting sinex up there 3 times a day....
>>80883715
The civil service is huge, depends which part. They're the unsung heroes actually running the country while the politicians take the credit. You'll never be paid as well as in the private sector. I'd look into the intelligence services, sounds interesting desu.
>>80883820
Think of all the Indian coal we'll be burning.
UNDERCOVER ECONOMIST DO YOU READ ME?
>>80883914
>Expecting political literacy from all these 2016-era Brit/pol/ newfags
They believe that May is based because of two meme appointments, that should tell you enough
>>80883955
I'd be interested to know how she voted on that motion to accept 3,000 Syrian "children".
May voted against it, but Rudd is more cuckish than May.
WARSI IS OUT
GET FUCKKKEEDDD
>>80883955
atleast we will have less pakis
>>80883846
The thing that pisses me off the most is when they say Britain instead of England, as in "the Scotch hate Brits!"
>this triggers the Frenchman
>>80884057
Is that Blade Runner 2?
>>80883715
PPE from where?
Oxford or nothing
I wish I had made my mind up earlier but I didn't bother and went for economics elsewhere
>>80883914
Please explain. Never heard of her before.
>>80883792
I was one of the few people that liked you, YKTD, but your obnoxious pessimistic shitposting is becoming unbearable.
>>80884146
I was here at the beginning, Ahmed. Give May a chance.
>>80884146
Fuck off with your concern trolling
>>80884146
You think May would be more serious about Brexit had she not created an entire ministry for dealing with Brexit?
>>80884146
>muh i'm so politically lettered because I read a mail on sunday journalists blog
You're a fucking pleb, lad
>>80884184
>atleast we will have less pakis
>>80883438
PM: May
Ch: Hammond
The jokes will be endless.
Will Clarkson be Minister for Transport?
>>80883792
Every year we go on without suffering WW3 or the next great depression is another year project fear unravels. The majority of people who voted remain did so out of fear of the consequences, not love of the EU. Maybe when Hitchens accepts reality you will too.
how to improve your /britpol/ experience in one simple step
>>80883628
if by "defected", you mean "never associated with in the first place", then correct - that is her.
>>80883640
Ex-Servicewoman? Get real. She joined the Royal Navy RESERVES just over 2 years ago and has done zero with them. But apparently that's enough to be made Minister for the Armed Forces...believe me, those of us in uniform cannot stand her.
>I was the future once
Based as fuck finish from Cameron t b h with you lads
>>80883817
As long as they are women :^)
Why? Are there a lot of gays?
>>80884247
Tell me about it, that to.
>>80883715
I would be kind of tempted to join Liam Fox's new department and become a 21st Century of the East India Company chap, shagging Chinks, bayoneting wogs and making dank trade deals with the locals.
>>80884445
He killed it, fairplay to him
>>80884365
we're in 2016 lad
>>80884445
His inflection made it sound really weird
>I was the future once?
>>80884383
Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>80883792
I thought you were red-pilled but as time goes on, I see you don't really understand politics.
It might be best if you stopped posting for a bit and gathered yourself together.
>>80883715
I'm a civil servant in a central policy department. There are interesting moments but it's mostly a mundane office job. Was writing briefing for a new Sec of State today. We'll see if we get one.
>>80883715
Civil servant here, one of the more remote parts.
Pay is not good
People are nice
Work can be interesting
Conditions are ok
Not too stressful unless you want it to be
With all the talk of the Conservatives, I thought I'd take a second to remind you that THIS is the future of UKIP if Carswell or any of his puppets (Evans, Woolfe, etc.).
>>80884420
Thanks for this.
The traitors and their masters cannot be removed by election, because they control that.
>>80884146
>Politically ignorant
>From the fag who posted his surprise at May being miles head of Boris in the polls after Cameron announced he'd step down
If you truly understood what Hitchens has been saying all these years about Labour+Tories you would have understood that poll was utterly predictable in every way. Your surprise that day proved forever that you're nothing more than a parrot for Hitchens opinions
>>80884146
wowowow old man restrain yourself
you're getting a heart attack
>>80883792
>keeps making salty shitposts
>gets called out
>"stop making the thread about me"
>>80884585
Seen that bird before a long time ago
>>80884585
Strange that my flag came up as Somerset instead of Hampshire.
>>80884280
London 2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7IlaWV9LFM
MAKE MOGG A MINISTER
Another celeb reveals itself to be a cuck.
>>80884365
>know there is nothing we can do about border control within the EU
>personally hold the home secretary for EU migration
come on mang, i dont like may but you can do better than that
>>80883715
Fuck off Humphrey, you sly bastard
Also
>look
>charisma
Can't tell if you are being ironic
>>80884720
Rumor has it he's gonna be the leader of HOC
>>80884741
Anyone who uses emoji's like that has no grounds for having a political opinion
>>80884383
Really don't get this women power thing.
There are no obstacles for women getting to the top.
None.
If you were born working class as a female then that's an obstacle but it's not an obstacle based on your gender.
There's no stopping a woman getting to the top ceteris paribus.
When will it end?
Will we still be doing this when it gets to the 3rd, 4th and 5th PMs?
>>80884741
Cher can't even run her own face
>>80884585
Now Nige is gone I'm getting disillusioned with UKIP tbqh. No decent leadership candidates and too many lolbertarians.
>>80884573
>>80884579
>pay not good
How bad is not good?
>>80884741
(((Cher)))
>>80884741
Guess she doesn't believe in life after Gove
Anyone else reading these rumours among journalists about Moggsy being appointed as Leader of the House of Commons?
>>80884365
>implying it was May who had ultimate authority over how many foreigners would arrive
>>80883715
Current civil servant.
Best of luck.
Nothing like yes minister now. Annual appraisals are a headache and you'll most likely either be bored and unchallenged for too much money or overworked for too little money.
That being said looking at moving to these new Brexit departments, or working for BoJo.
Ask me anything.
>>80884383
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>80884741
Why bother commenting on something you have no idea about
>Mfw normies actually get their news from twitter
>>80883715
>I've watched a lot of yes minister too
Make sure you put that on your CV
>>80884875
UKIP has served its purpose EU-wise, assuming May will now deliver, it needs to morph and kill the Labour Party during their current shitfest, whilst maintaining a scope to 'hold the Govt to account over Brexit'.
>>80884383
YAY FOR STRONK WOMYN
>>80884057
BRING BACK PEA-SOUPERS!
>>80884908
No, they all come from here
>>80884564
>>80884672
>>80884298
Reckon you might be right actually
I ought to wait for the impenetrable meme hype to die down and for the smoke to clear before making the case against May
Like when everyone was laughing at the idea of a pro-Remain PM after Cameron's resignation, or that a second EU referendum would ever be pushed by politicians, or that we'd keep EU freedom of movement if we left
The rest will presumably go mostly to Remainers, given that May has already offered her olive branch in the form of those Brexit positions.
>>80884769
Just shitposting about the looks and charisma m8
I do love yes minister tho
>>80884684
You are being absorbed into the master collective.
>>80884741
Insightful
>>80884383
Yet for some reason, we'll still need feminism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8mmeAJlitU
And to listen to those words, that link us to our Sovereign, who is part of that chain that takes us back to our ancient History.
>>80884911
>appraisals
They shouldn't exist in any profession.
They're so pointless and people are so half arsed when they fill them in that it takes away their validity.
Waste of fucking time.
>>80885026
>>80884146
>Hitchens regurgitator accusing others of political illiteracy
>>80884383
So... Pray for Le Pen for the full diversity quota?
>>80885026
>The rest will presumably go mostly to Remainers, given that May has already offered her olive branch in the form of those Brexit positions.
Seems like she will balance it
>>80884741
>cher
>an american singer
>having any real knowledge of british politics
>>80884573
>>80884579
>>80884911
There are a few of us here. Hm. Are you both Whitehall?
>>80884585
>Woolfe
>Cuckswell puppet
Prove it m8, Woolfe is a true disciple of Are Nige
>>80885026
>Post your dream Cabinet lads
>>80884875
Stick with it through thick and thin. We can survive, even if someone like Woolfe becomes leader. At the very least, we need to continue to eat into the Labour vote.
>>80885048
So do I, smart, funny and kinda redpilling in some episodes
>>80884990
But that's exactly what they're not doing. They should be going in the direction of economic leftism to consolidate their working class support, but instead the libertarian faction is taking over and turning them into the Tories 2.0.
>>80885026
Energy will go to Leadsom
Leader of the Commons to Rees-Mogg
>>80884473
8/10 grass
It looks like tellytubby grass. Is that a Scottish thing?
>>80883792
thought you died of a heart attack?
>State Department learns of Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson's appointment
https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4610798/state-department-learns-foreign-secretary-boris-johnsons-appointment
top kek
http://www.strawpoll.me/10739997
http://www.strawpoll.me/10739997
http://www.strawpoll.me/10739997
>>80885248
I work in Whitehall, but fortunately not Civil Service.
>>80884886
Probably a good 10-20% below equivalent jobs in the private sector. If not more. Less pronounced a very junior levels though, which are reasonably competitive.
>>80885261
Mogg would have to be in there
>>80884873
moderate kek
>>80885026
The Mogg Monster is supposedly getting Leader of the Commons, and he was for leave, Patel will get a role and she was leave as well
>>80885312
Do you believe everything you read on 4chan?
>>80885312
Not just yet, but the way this week is going
>>80884383
How will feminists complain about the patriarchy then?
>>80884886
I joined as HEO on 28k. After that successive promotions give around 36k, 44k, 52k. You won't get higher than that unless you're really really good. My dept is slightly less well paid than the average but you're never going to get rich. We don't do it for the money.
>>80883640
>those thighs will never be wrapped around your head
Why live?
>>80885026
>Secretary of State for bumfuckery goes to a Remainer
Who cares?
>>80885178
There won't be any Sajid in the new cabinet that's for sure lad kek
Isn't it about time libfags quit whinging and got on the right side of history?
>Job hunting.
>Half the jobs I'm overqualified for and/or pay less or the same as what I'm currently on.
>The other half I'm hilariously underqualified for.
Anyone else with this problem, lads?
>>80885248
I'm Whitehall. Pretty chunky policy role, regular contacts with ministers.
>>80885026
It would be glorious if she put a Brexiteer as minister of scotland holy kek
>>80884875
It self describes as a libertarian party, something that is desperately needed in the uk
>>80885545
>shock as Boris Johnson David Davis given job of named Foreign Secretary negotiating Britain's EU exit
>>80885570
Join the navy, lad.
>>80885570
You will be able to join the New East India Company soon lad and see the world and our New Empire.
>>80885683
Nah, it will be given to Ruth Davidson, I'm 100% sure of it
>>80884845
It's retarded. There were a bunch of female journalists on sky news getting their panties wet this afternoon over whether theresa would make her cabinet majorly female because muh feminism.
those same journalists were crying about muh economy just a few days ago and how we need the strongest team to lead the country through the article 50 process.
those people simply do not know what they believe/want, they'll say whatever pops into their heads and feels good at a given moment.
>muh Game of Thrones maymay
Anyone else sick of this shit?
>>80885285
Mogg should be Chief Whip desu
Giles Brandreth was a whip and he was posh...
In other news
https://twitter.com/paul_haine?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>>80885772
>those people simply do not know what they believe/want, they'll say whatever pops into their heads and feels good at a given moment.
>Brit/pol/
>>80885248
Not Whitehall. Not supposed to say really but see if you can guess. MPhys DPhil CPhys. Always liked making things into weapons as a child.
>nice brew and a Dan Carlin podcast about ancient Persia
/comfy/ as fuck I've had enough news guff for today
>>80885849
shut up namefag
>>80885699
The Tories are already pretty libertarian. What we need is a party that's economically left-wing but also nationalist and anti-immigration, unlike the Labour cucks.
>>80885849
>>this person simply doesn't not know what they believe/want, they'll say whatever Hitchens' have said and feels good at a given moment.
Fixed that for you m8
>>80885905
>Dan Carlin podcast about ancient Persia
Give us a link fampai
>>80883438
I'm laughing at the butthurt norn irish, welsh and scottish. Get use to it, you are colonial and have no power in the Kingdom of England.
CAN'T SLAY THE MAY!
>May becomes PM
>Eagle's entire leadership campaign has become "BUT THE TORIES HAVE A WOMAN IN CHARGE WE SHOULD HAVE A WOMAN IN CHARGE TOO"
>>80885859
DSTL?
>>80884875
How is Paul Nuttall not a good candidate?
>>80886022
>I'm laughing at the welsh
Wat
>well hello lads and ladies, i brought this pack of fresh tea bags with me so we can enjoy it later
>>80885859
I'll guess at some sort of MoD R&D role. Don't want to get any more specific, thanks (don't worry, MI5).
>>80885849
Have you ever met Hitchens?
>>80885545
Christ even her husband looks like Dennis Thatcher
>>80886022
>Welsh
Fuck you we voted leave
I don't understand the joke in pic related
Is it a BIG BLACK COCK joke or a gay joke?
>>80883624
I think it's supposed to be tongue in cheek jibe at her defecting from brexit when she wasn't even in it to begin with. Took a while for it to sink in.
>>80885849
Fuck off then. We don't even need you, we could have a bot that posts links to Hitchens articles and the occasional shitpost and it would be exactly the same.
>>80885026
what's the worst or most insulting cabinet position
>>80883846
>>80883971
>tfw from Northern Ireland but in university in London
>tfw everyone including those from here think I'm from Scotland
Is there a bigger cunt in Parliament than Angus Robertson?
>>80886107
He's not even a candidate m8
>>80886127
>implying they're not looking at me like that because they've never seen a white man in germanistan
JACOB REES-MOGG CONFIRMED SECRETARY OF STATE FOR COMFINESS
FREE BLANKETS AND LIE-INS
>>80886107
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36756379
>>80886022
>welsh
The Welsh saved us in the vote, what are you on about
>>80885940
No fuck off are they. They are neoliberal as fuck and the UK nickel and dime's you as much as possible. Ukip should be anti immigration and anti big business but pro free market
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBq1dZGrR3c
Rod Liddle has cracked.
>>80885849
the main difference is /pol/ isn't the press, general autismo
>>80886207
DCMS without question.
Can I get a tl;dr since Boris?
>>80885940
>The Tories are already pretty libertarian
lol are you joking
>>80886012
http://www.dancarlin.com/hardcore-history-56-kings-of-kings/
First of the two parts that are out so far, this one starts off earlier and goes through the Assyrians etc. Pretty gripping desu
>>80886264
>pro free market
So pro big business?
>>80886209
I'm from the SE and completely dyslexic when it comes to accents.
>>80885816
You're not the only one
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/jul/13/jd-wetherspoon-chairman-tim-martin-brexit-modern-magna-carta
Based AF lads
I used to live in Bristol and I miss it so much. I want to cry. I think my heart may belong in the South-West, where it is genteel enough for me to still be /comfy/ but far enough away from London that I feel insulated from what happens there.
I'll return there one day and look out over south Bristol from the benches in Brandon Park, with the Lord or the Rings theme tune in my head. I'll visit Clifton and walk amongst the richfags.
>>80885699
There's libertarian and there's libertarian.
Nige had some libertarian aspects - repeal smoking ban, repeal diversity quotas etc. But Carswell and Evans are full on Gary Johnson retard tier libertarian that nobody would ever vote for in serious numbers.
UKIP needs to become socially right in terms of immigration etc with some libertarian aspects, more personal freedom, more freedom for small businesses etc whilst being economically left of centre, it's the only way they could make any sort of meaningful gains.
A full on libertarian party or UKIP under Carswell is unelectable
>>80886209
tfw
>>80885849
Bye.
>>80886213
Nope, I audibly groaned when that cunt started opening his fried mars bar mouth
>>80885859
Do you have to go Down to Port On a daily basis m8?
>Boris got the Foreign Office
>this twat is begging for a minor role and will most likely end up on the back benches
>if he hasn't pulled a Brutus he'd be on course for Chancellor right now
laughing_anime_girl.png
>tfw NEETbux are going to be slashed by May
>>80886105
>>80886141
Obviously I couldn't possibly say.
On an unrelated note, this is a pretty good documentary about an obscure part of the civil service:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b07hx40t/inside-porton-down-britains-secret-weapons-research-facility
>>80886522
including disabledbux?
>>80886213
Diane Abbot's have Jezza's been through with it?
>it's a redditfags respond to tripfags thread
http://order-order.com/2016/07/13/india-china-seek-uk-trade-deals/#disqus_thread
>China has already signalled its keenness for an Anglo-Sino free trade deal, now India says a bilateral trade agreement would be “made in heaven”. Naushad Forbes, president of the Confederation of Indian Industry, says a deal will lead to increased trade. Indian companies already invest more in the UK than in the rest of the EU combined, and UK is third largest foreign investor in India. Nine years of talks over an India-EU agreement stalled over concerns about European exports of wine and cars. Forbes says these problems would not apply if the UK negotiated its own arrangement. Moves in the US to put Britain at the front of the queue, India and China on board – that’s over a third of the world’s population open for business…
The future looks good lads, I really hope all the Remain cucks fuck off to Germany or Sweden like they said they would.
>>80886127
>well hello leute und frauen, i brought this pack of fresh refugees with me so we can enjoy it later
>>80886432
Bristol is an absolute liberal toilet.
>>80886522
You.. could get a job you lazy fuck.
>>80886249
>just moggin' around the house
>>80886509
May would have beat Boris in a leadership election. Gove was going nowhere in the fast lane either way
>>80886509
Is the Gove backstabbing the biggest retard move in 21st century politics?
>>80886522
kek confirms
>>80885762
you shouldn't be because she's an MSP not an MP, it'll go to Mundell again
>>80886630
I work for a Chinese company, it's not ideal with the pound dropping, but we are planning to invest more in the UK with brexit
It's a huge opportunity for chinky firms desu, all the European idiots are leaving/taking jobs with them, giving china the chance to sweep in
![article-0-18A9E134000005DC-395_306x423[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EIAL1y9.jpg "article-0-18A9E134000005DC-395 306x423[1]")
So what is the plan for old Moggy?
Deputy PM I hope
>>80886432
Love the South West and hate it at the same time. Love the comfiness but hate the staleness.
>>80886370
Anti subsidies and anti harsh regulation is anti big business. Maybe I should stop assuming people have basic understanding of Economics.
>>80884365
If you don't let people have hope. They'll not rise when it's crushed
If you don't let people stop and have an interlude celebration after a battle they'll low morale themselves out of the war
People need a victory to feel cheated out of.
>>80886566
maybe
>>80886658
>going outside
>talking to other human beings like a normie
what the fuck anon i can't do that
>>80886522
>>80886566
rip poorfags
Kek willed it
>>80886655
Liberal, yes.
Toilet, no.
I won't even say that it's a great city. It isn't. I just love it, though.
>>80886432
Yatefag here
Bristol is pretty shit. West country overall is nice though
>>80886291
Brilliant.
>>80886141
I shouldn't worry, I don't think anyone in uk gov has a working computer.
>tfw normies are comparing UK politics to the House of Cards
>>80886539
top kek. I always thought the stories about you lot were exaggerated, then a couple of lads from my platoon went down there for a few days. About a week after they got back half of them had all their hair fall out.
>>80884443
>She joined the Royal Navy RESERVES just over 2 years ago
To be fair, Cameron told her she'd get a promotion if she spent the weekend on his boat **race**
>>80885859
AWE?
https://amp.twimg.com/v/cb7cf4ab-5a04-4941-b7dc-e59869efa8a6
>>80886432
>South West
Disgusting.
East Anglia is the most based place in England
>>80886845
I mean, House of Cards was based on party political infighting
>>80886821
No offence, but fucking
>Yate
Hi guys I'm a new brit/pol/ tripfag, I will spend all day every day here demoralising you and calling you stupid while informing you that the country has no hope and we should give up!
I am wrong about every prediction but act like I am always right. I insist you listen to every one of my comments.
Thanks!
>>80886812
It's staunchly liberal, was my overriding point. The actual buildings and content of the city wasn't what I was referring to.
>>80885455
I joined as an EO at 28k.The variations between department and location for the same grade are quite stark.
>>80885332
>Whitehall
>Not Civil Servant
What are you, a SPAD?
>>80885607
Policy is comfy desu. It's less stressful than other roles I've had and much more intellectually stimulating.
>>80886165
i'd think it's a gay joke, though i don't get it.
>>80886509
He's got a very good chance of staying on as Justice. At the end of the day Michaelavelli was the queenmaker.
>>80886802
o well, it may be hard but it is for the best
DOWN WITH THE WELFARE STATE
https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880
Finally found her reacting to it.
Very hard to find, clearly no-one was at her press conference.
>>80886689
May would have likely won but it was not certain at all
>>80886918
#47 crap town reporting
Even the name is crap
>>80886845
House of Cards is about British politics though
>>80885762
Nah, Davidsons an MSP not an MP, she's too valuable to the Tories in Scotland too be dragged away to Westminster
>>80886845
They compare it to the yank version as well
>mfw
Anyone got any decent British political speeches like Portillo's SAS, Rivers of Blood, Dare to Dream etc?
can anyone else see what I'm seeing?
http://m.jpost.com/Breaking-News/Boris-Johnson-appointed-British-foreign-minister-460322#article=7154NzU4QTRGQTk0NDRGNUVBNDVDMkIyQTZEODlDNzg1OTU=
>>80885570
Software Engineer by any chance?
>tears over muh Boris
He was mayor for a major European metropolitan city for a while, sort of makes sense to give him that sort of power I think.
Plus people underestimate him.
>>80886655
People say this shit about Brighton but its not true at all, but for Bristol it genuinely is true. Really annoys me
This is actually good so far.
Surprisingly clever too, all the most important top senior roles, especially for the negotiations are all middle aged white men with decent levels of relevant experience who should be doing it on merit. That said, Rudd is shit but will probably fuck up too and require Gove or someone to be parachuted in to clean up the job there and make it May the only woman in the top tier jobs.
All the 'muhhh womyns in top jobs' critics are shut up by having female PM and Home Secretary. All the junior, non-event Cabinet posts go to women for the sake of 'equality'. May's already shut all the critics up while delivering a government where all the most important things over the next few years will still likely be done by a bunch of middle-aged white men. Also worth noting having Davis and Fox in the most key roles for the real work of Brexit negotiations also means we're probably going to get a hard Brexit and not some cucked bodge job. Both are hardline Eurosceptics and have been their whole careers, before the new careerists jumped on the bandwagon. It's looking like a good Cabinet for kicking the careerists and suck-ups out.
So far she's Thatcher'd the critics and 'muh equality' question, top kek.
>>80886124
>>80886160
>>80886256
They did help us but they are still colonial. They serve us regardless.
May has put Davis Davis and Boris Johnston in to mess up the Brexit deal so we get a crap deal.
There will be lots of happenings and lots of butthurt so it's still going to be good.
>>80886497
I expect he is off sick with the lurgy much of the time.
>>80886878
Believe it or not they're not civil servants any more, we contracted it out.
>>80886845
>>80886913
>>80887049
>>80887049
>tfw people don't know about based Urquhart and the ORIGINAL AND BEST House of Cards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F7YwXaIpr4
>>80886450
Fuck pro immigration libertarians. We can win on the social freedom stuff and attack corporate welfare first and work downwards, we're one of only a few countries that still has a culture that is liberty focused, I believe we can get there.
>>80887049
>implying the normies even heard about the original and aren't drooling over spacey's micropenis
>>80887031
Holy shit
Reminder that Home Secretary is, like Health Secretary, a poison chalice
May recognises that Rudd is an opponent amongst the cuckservatives, she will be gone within 2 years as she'll inevitably fuck up
Reminder that May was the longest serving Home Secretary in 100 years
>>80886845
But house of cards IS about british politics
What's the best place to live in the UK and why is it Leamington Spa?
>Laura Schneider @alauraschneider
>Boris Johnson is "hated" in Brussels, German @ZDF's Brussels correspondent says.
Sounds like the right man for the job lads.
>>80887031
10 out of 10. Her pain was so real
>>80887180
How is that going to fuck up the deal? Davis is a proper Eurosceptic who's actually got a good level of experience dealing with the EU as Europe Minister a while back. With him we're more likely to get a hard Brexit. Boris is just doing the more ceremonial, publicity role rather than the hard nitty-gritty which Davis should be.
Also worth noting Fox will probably be dealing with the negotiations a lot as Trade Secretary, he's also a veteran Eurosceptic who want's a hardline approach with the EU.
Read between the line and this is a great deal. Boris gets the attention, the other two do the real work.
>>80887326
YKTD seems to have fucked off for now thankfully. Maybe he's had another stroke.
>>80884579
>>80884911
I'm looking to get into the FCO; any luck their? Getting a degree in int Relations if that helps (and can speak Nippon)
>>80887404
Beautiful.
>>80887225
Top fucking lel, didn't know we privatized our nuclear weapons manufacturing and development
For what reason
>Broke up with my girlfriend
>She is taking the TV because I haven't actually watched TV for years due to vidya and posting dank memes on the internet
>Cancel TV licence to save the £12 a month
>Get a letter today telling me I'm a criminal and if I don't pay up by the 27th they will start an investigation and send licence enforcement officers around to my house.
What do I do, /pol/?
I genuinely don't have a fucking TV.
Do I just let the guy in and go "see, no television set"?
If I do that will they fuck off and stop harassing me?
>>80886851
Never eat in the canteen, the pub on the main road is safer
>>80886973
It's definitely intellectually stimulating, but I don't know about less stressful. We're quite a high profile area, lots of media queries and PQs. Also working on a bill at the moment, though brexit has kind of brought that to a screeching halt. Plus my minister's a dick.
>>80887031
wow this is gold
>>80887555
ignore it you spacker
they can't do fucking anything
if they come, don't let them in
>>80887031
HAhahaha holy fuck
https://twitter.com/ewenmacaskill/status/753322829463031809
ANGLEA EAGLE JUST GOT FUCKING DESTROYED
NOTHING CAN STOP THE DOUBLE AGENT
>>80887031
The STATE of Angela Eagle
>>80887555
The TV license threats are just that, threats
They send them to everyone, just put them in the rubbish
If the TV inspector comes just tell him you don't watch live TV and shut the door
>>80887528
Nippon is ranked amongst the hardest languages to know in FCO terms. Getting into the FCO is very hard, but Int Rel degree and speaking Nippon is good. Apply to the Diplomatic service. Worth a try.
Also watch as Angela Eagle learns about your future Secretary of State: https://twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/753335598262394880
>>80887486
We will see. We still have deal with the upstarts of norn iron and scotland. Wales are not too bad but keep an eye on them.
Just keep Boris away as he is a moron who is only useful for memes.
>>80887555
>Do I just let the guy in and go "see, no television set"?
I guess so?
Fucking Bongs, holy shit.
>>80887371
Went there once for a couple of hours and had a nice Dominos 10/10 would go for pizza again
>>80887031
I wish I could harvest her lacrimal glands and hook them to a barrista machine so I could make myself a fresh brew every morning
>>80887528
Worth a shot if they're recruiting. A uni friend went into the FCO and loves it.
You know, as bad as things can be here, I am glad as fuck that I don't live in German, where your house can get fucking raided for simply speaking your mind.
How has Merkel not been called out as the blatant fascist she is?
>>80887673
This, Absolutely nothing they can do.
Anyone making a pop culture analogy in a debate should be shot on sight
>>80887617
I've found my policy role less stressful but it's largely because I'm awaiting direction on matters. Also I'm the most junior member of my team. Brexit has thrown a bit of a legislative spanner in the works, but once it gets going again, I think I'll be in your boat...
Just not right at this moment.
>>80887665
Don't we want angela to somehow win? That way the party will split meaning labour will die forever
>>80887555
Ignore it retard
I spent 2 years at uni watching without a licence. Got those letters weekly, call the cops I don't give a fuck
>>80887721
You should feel lucky the government doesn't send bailiffs around to your house if you refuse to fund their multicult socialist propaganda engine.
>>80887736
Kek
>>80887555
Ignore it. You don't have a TV they can cant do shit.
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632
BORIS SPEAKS
OBAMA BTFO
>>80887528
FCO is the literal hardest. Everyone wants to go there. You will need languages. You will need some kind of interesting experience. You will need to start working towards it now.
>>80887555
They have no legal powers anyway
>>80887789
""""""Hate speech"""""" is illegal here too m8.
>>80887404
Boris won't be going to Brussels - He'll be reaching out to new prosperous lands further afield
David Davis will battle Brussels
>>80887789
The real problem is not Merkel, but that all German mind has gotten into the mindset that they are victims. That what is happening is absolutely not their fault or responsibility and that they can not and should not ever do anything about it.
BoJo as Foreign Secretary -- yay or nay?
Do you think he has the subtle tact required for this position?
>>80887555
They were sending me letters too, as I wasn't paying it, so I rang them up and confirmed that I don't need a licence as I don't watch TV.
They literally just said "okay thanks for letting us know."
That was the last of it. I was telling them the truth by the way before any of you get any ideas.
>>80887893
But what I am asking is if I show the cunts I don't have a TV, will they leave me alone, or will they just come back a few weeks later?
>>80887031
>all that laughing
>that pathetic pacing after she hears it
ahahahaha
>>80887828
Yes. We need someone ugly and incompetent, just look at how Miliband got BTFO.
>>80887555
Just ignore them, I doubt they'll ever bother to send anyone round unless there's loads of people near you who don't have one.
If the letters annoy you I'm sure you can call somewhere and tell them to fuck off since you don't have a telly now
>>80887896
MADMAN
>>80886802
>tfw Corbyn wins in 2020 and sentences you wagecucks to the gulag
>>80887736
Matt is based af
>>80887896
>https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/753335737462853632
FUCKING TOP KEK
>>80887774
>>80887678
Well that's encouraging.
>>80887904
I suppose if it was worth doing it wouldn't be easy. What kind of experience do you think they'd care about?
>>80887977
I get that reference, kek
>>80887031
This is honestly the best thing I've seen all day, and I've seen so many good things today.
>>80887709
I think May is going to go hard on them to keep it together, look at the SNP since her first few words and actions, they look scared and rattled. May's is going to give Sturgeon hell and she knows it. Norn iron will be easy, I think that speech made it pretty clear May's going to be a hard Unionist.
Pretty much what's happening with Boris. Keep him away from Westminster and out in the rest of the world posing for photos and being a clown. Occasionally pop in and piss Junker and Tusk off with the negotiations, but then fuck off and not be a major part.
>>80887555
Inspector came round mine on Monday. Told him I didn't have a tv (true), he was like, alright have a nice day sir.
>>80887896
He is so based.
>>80887896
Worth it just to see the tears, it's like watching referendum results all over again.
>>80885570
I've got the opposite problem.
>Been at the same company for about 6 years now.
>Got promoted 2 years in, mostly due to timing and somebody leaving, rather than anything else.
>Way out of my depth, but the pay increase was too good to refuse.
>Spend the next 3 years struggling to keep on top of things, absolutely the wrong person for the role.
>Got promoted again back in March, despite barely keeping my shit together in my less critical, stressful role.
Genuinely don't know what to do lads. I'm 100% going to drop an entire arm of a large corporation into the shit because I'm way underqualified and just plain wrong for the position I'm in, but I'm currently earning more money than I know what to do with. Nobody knows how terrible I am, not even my missus or my best friends, I just keep an upbeat facade.
Should I bow out and take a huge pay hit, but potentially save several hundred jobs in the long-term, or should I just hold out as long as possible for the money?
>>80887555
>>80887642
>>80887673
>>80887802
>>80887721
>>80887837
>>80887867
>>80887893
>>80887913
>tfw you live in germany and it's mandatory for everyone to pay for public tv even if you don't even own a tv
>>80887896
he sounds drunk desu, probably chugged a whole bottle of second-chance champers
>>80887896
>a wonderful speech
disgust.jpg
>>80887896
I never thought we could win so much
>>80887896
OBONGO ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>80887896
HAHA WHAT A SICK BANTER CUNT
>>80887896
>the US will be in the front of the queue
S A V A G E
>>80887555
Ignore it mate, they're fucking cunts. They told me they were taking me to court 3 months ago, I ignored that letter and they haven't bothered me since. Scaremongering twats, the lot of them.
>>80888153
travel abroad / placements abroad
one of my friends was interested in going for the FCO and decided to go to Iran for a year and learn Arabic whilst there. that sort of thing
>>80887828
To be honest, short of a landslide in favour of Eagle they're fucked regardless.
Corbyn landslide pisses off moderates, possibly enough to cause a split.
Close Eagle win pisses off lefties. Close Corbyn win pisses off moderates even more than a landslide would and would make a split even more likely
>>80888209
Should probably outsource parts of your job to Bangladesh on the sly lad
>>80886432
was off my head on dizz the other night and woke up on those benches in brandon park
was nice
>>80887175
>Hard Brexit
Not Soft Brexit
HARDCORE BREXIT
>>80887371
But it isn't. I've lived year for 2 out of 3 of my university years and it's filled with undergraduates getting shitfaced and being a core part of their liberal breeding ground (Warwick being one of the most left-wing universities in England doesn't help).
Also, once you head south past the river, the place just becomes dodge as shit.
Going back to SEA for good in a couple of weeks though.
>>80888209
Nah m8, when you get fired you'll get a massive payoff, ride the train all the way to the finish lad
>>80888329
>travel abroad / placements abroad
Well I was thinking of doing a year abroad, this has basically clinched it.
Wish me luck anon, and thanks for the advice
>>80886933
true
>>80888332
I doubt that a split will happen. I'm seriously worried about Corbyn tbqh, he appeals to middle class lefties plus the working class. We need Eagle to come and fuck Labour up.
>>80888338
This.
>>80888209
delegate as much shit to the peasants that work beneath you. if you don't know how to do shit, find a peasant to tell you how you do it. generally be as arrogant as you can and always act as if you're the best man in the whole company. make friends with your bosses, find out what their interests are and pretend to share them. they won't fire a friendo.
>>80888226
Muh socialism!
NEW
THREAD
WHEN
>>80888586
KEk
BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking 1m1 minute ago
PM Theresa May "emphasises commitment to delivering the will" of UK to leave EU in phone calls with European leaders
Based May
>>80888400
I used to feed the squirrels in the park.
From those benches you can also watch the planes fly in to Bristol airport, though they are a long way off.
I was super anxious at university, and I spent so much time on those benches just chilling out when I needed some fresh air and alone time.
MAY WAS LEAVE ALL ALONG
SHE FOOLED THEM ALL
SHE MADE A PACT WITH GIDEON
THEN FUCKED HIM
>>80888153
>What kind of experience do you think they'd care about?
Chad type leadership stuff. Cadets. Reserves. Uni societies. Sports. Work experience with actual responsibility. The sort of thing that makes staceys want to suck your dick because you're such an alpha. You have to stand out somehow, because all the bigshots go for FCO.
>>80888586
ishygddt
>>80888633
When will she turn on us lads?
>>80888633
It's actually happening lads
We won
Brexit means Brexit
May has potential to be better than Cameron
I can only get so erect
>>80888633
>May was a remain-false-flag all along
>>80888209
Don't be a selfish merchant, if it really is other people's jobs on the line you should do the honourable thing and own up
>>80888702
Might email this guy to see what prophecies Boris is fulfilling
>>80888209
>I just keep an upbeat facade.
>implying that's literally not what everyone's just doing
Have you not seen the state of the country? No one has a fucking clue what they're doing anymore.
>>80888702
Should I ring this guy?
>>80888694
EXECUTE ORDER 66
>>80884383
Don't forget Scotland :^)
>>80883624
wikipedia says she resigned in 2014 cause she doesnt like israel
>>80888824
>>80888893
Pls report back lads
>>80888702
Is that the same madman who ran onto the track at the British Grand Prix a while back? He's renowned for mad shit
>>80888438
delete this
>>80888677
its nice to think other people on here visit the same specific places
>>80888910
>glorified mayor
Embarassing she went to Brussels to try and talk to real world leaders and got a handshake of Juncker and a stirred haggis from Shulz
>>80888910
I'll believe that when she can lead her fucking constituency out of the shitter.
>>80888947
I actually would, if not for the fact I don't want a nutter to have my number. If he goes around London carrying his own contact details on a fucking sign, God -- or rather, Christ... only knows what he'd do with mine.
>>80889018
YOU CAN'T DELETE THE TRUTH
>>80889101
Are you saying you wouldn't if she gave you that look?
>>80888406
Leftycucks defaulting to their natural position
>>80889157
Email him or something
>>80888910
>Scotland
Who?
"Who pressed the button to send us into a dystopian fantasy world. Come on. Own up." - Owen Jones
>>80888702
So glad that people like this exist in England. He is also probably correct.
>>80889018
For what it's worth, though, the town of Warwick is absolutely lovely.
>>80888947
email sent
>>80883438
He loves his job.
>>80889157
Just use withheld number you spanner.
>>80885570
I am working in a job at the moment.
It is low wage, and full of working class people, with a few middle class failures thrown in probably because they are too aspie to do anything else (which is my own case).
A gorgeous, obviously upper-middle class girl recently just joined probably just over the summer whilst she isn't at university. And all the lower class people, who are nice to themselves and chat to each other, just don't speak to her. I'm not a nice guy or anything, but I've spoken to this new girl and she is delightful, on top of being pretty. And it just annoys my that the other people at work haven't reached out to her more, and I wonder whether it's basically because she's a richfag. I hope I see her chatting more with the rest of the people this week, because otherwise I am pretty sure she'll start feeling sad.
Anyway, yes I am job hunting.
>>80889157
just dial 141 before your call. It withholds your number.
>>80889292
Too bad the uni is actually based in Coventry then
>>80888505
As long as Labour has a shit stance on immigration they'll make no headway amongst the working class. Milliband was seen as too left leaning for a lot of people and there's no way Corbyn could make much gains from his economic plans, especially not now that Osbournes gone.
I think a really close run contest with a Corbyn win of 50-55% would be the best chance of fucking Labour up. Doubly so if UKIP manages to make gains in the North East.
>>80888406
>Mirror couldn't even purchase a high-res image
kek
>>80886845
>>80887049
>>80887080
>>80887232
LOOK AT THIS LADS: >>80888694
URQUHART CONFIRMED
>>80889323
Get on that lad. Rich gril = rich parents desu.
>>80889387
Yeah, that one's pretty weird. The dividing line runs right through the campus though. I remember having an entirely different voting centre by virtue of living on the other side of campus.
>>80888153
>What kind of experience do you think they'd care about?
Also there is a civil service summer internship programme. Check their recruitment website and get on it. There's probably not much better experience you can put on your cv. It's probably harder to get on than the actual civil service fasttrack though.
>>80888187
Either way, punish them good. Fed up of their crap. Ireland's utter waste of money and violence and the SNP's attempt to leave deserves something real bad.
>>80889293
What did you send??
>>80888957
kek, that's him. the way he got taken down was top kek
New thread when?
new bread when?
>>80884693
based sid, well at first
>>80889443
May confirmed master of 5D chess.
>>80889525
Might be applying to Warwick for graduate medicine. Would you recommend it?
If it's full of hard leftists I'm not too keen.
>>80889456
Her parents are rich indeed. I've already fucking stalked her on facebook, as you can well imagine. It's hilarious, looking at photos of her and her rich friends, how different her world is to the world of some of my friends (I went to a pretty shitty comprehensive, and most people who went there haven't ended up well).
>>80885570
>job hunting
>never worked a day in my life
>did meh at a levels
>neet with no contacts
Who completely and utterly fucked here
>>80889836
Wtf are you doing
>>80889252
>Fantasy world
Dream world more like. A Brexit fantasy come true
>>80889737
Graduate courses should be alright. I live with Masters/PhD students and they're generally quite okay, although your mileage may vary.
Unfortunately, I'm also in the department of humanities / faculty of arts, and... yeah. You can guess what it's like. Protests every so often, professors on strike too. At least a few of the professors I've worked with in some capacity aren't balls-to-the-walls batshit crazy communists, though, and thank goodness for that. I think it's more a problem with the social sciences / humanities departments in Warwick, really. Medicine / Mathematics / Engineering seems to be much less retarded.
>>80889252
I swear he's had meltdown after meltdown over the last few years
>2015 election (the tories should be worried etc)
>Corbyn being elected and crashing Labour with no survivors
>Greek workers getting cucked by the EU
>Britain voting to Leave the EU
>>80889759
It's okay lad. I've landed with rich ppl too. The whole "we've bought a large villa in France we're not going to rent out and only use for a few weeks a year... feel free to use it anytime." tier.
>>80890293
>tfw General Secretary Corbyn seizes all second homes and repurposes them into social housing
>>80888188
>>80887555
Let him in. It only takes a minute, even if you have a TV.
Ended up chatting to my inspector for half an hour about the moody blues.
>>80890261
Don't forget when he stormed off Sky Live news recently
Anyone else think May will have a powerful thirst for vengeance against the EU because of year spent being stymied trying to deport foreign scum?
Boris Johnson on the Tory Party and Papau New Guinea
>he said of the Tory Party that it had ‘become used to Papua New Guinea-style orgies of cannibalism and chief-killing'.
An apology was swiftly due.
>‘I mean no insult to the people of Papua New Guinea who I'm sure lead lives of blameless bourgeois domesticity in common with the rest of us. Add Papua New Guinea to my global itinerary of apologies.'
>Called Obama a half-Kenyan who hates Britain
>Called Erdogan a goat-fucker
>Called Clinton a loony
Literally this is the best thing ever. This is glorious.
>>80886213
him and his party just had to ruin dave's great final PMQ's this afternoon, I loath the scots and can't wait for them to go independent desu. swiss-lichteinstein model is goals tho
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