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>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/
>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi
>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
>Post yfw Dennis Skinner becomes the new Shadow Minister of Leaving the European Union
FIRST FOR MUMMY
Reminder
>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>Defence sec: MICHAEL FALLON
>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>Chancellor: PHILIP HAMMOND
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
9/10 for me, lads.
>>80877026
RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION.
arr Dave
>>80877126
>PMQs dominated by Davis v Skinner
YES
YES
YEEEEEEEEES
>>80877029
Well shit, guess i gotta wait
>Thanks for beta testing Amerifats
>mfw i'm in London
>David Davis
Really makes you think...
Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union – David Davis
Secretary of State for International Trade – Liam Fox
Foreign Secretary – Boris Johnson
Redpill me on the government May is setting up
David Davis is excellent news right?
>>80877165
not bad tbf
who is amber rudd?
>B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT MUH DAVID DAVIES IN A TOTALLY IRRELEVANT MEME PANDERING MINISTERIAL POSITION
>>80877026
No fucking way is that lineup real, source?
DAVID DAVIS AS BREXIT MINISTER?
MEME TIMELINE
>>80877255
Brexit is going to happen. She appointed the right people.
>>80877255
CRASHING
"Secretary of State for Brexit"
is that a legit title? good god
Lads on tour in Brussels
>>80877195
I'd prefer him in the home office keeping Theresa's grubby claws off our civil liberties, but this is the next best thing.
>>80877026
I hate Fallon and I don't trust fox but other than that I'm happy so far
>>80877296
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120
Just like to say, I'm not happy with the format of the OPs.
They are a mess. Clean it up, lads.
FUCK OFF YKTD, YOU AND YOUR DOOM-MONGER LOVER ARE PESSIMISTIC RUBBISH BY THE WAYSIDE
BASED
Who /isabellehardman/ here?
DAILY REMINDER THAT THE UK NOW HAS A MINISTRY FOR EXITING THE EU
IF THERE WAS ANY MORE PROOF NEEDED THAT MEME MAGIC WAS REAL THIS IS IT LADS
PRAISE KEK
>>80877306
"Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union." Not very flashy.
MR. COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT SPEAKS: https://twitter.com/timfarron/status/753313822144946176
>Theresa May's reputation for competence lasted a few hours. @BorisJohnson will spend more time apologising to nations he's offended
>>80877026
>>Home sec: AMBER RUDD
>>80877305
THE EU
>>80877306
Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union, I believe
>>80877255
Swinging further to the right wing.
Labour absolutely BTFO
>>80877026
>>80877151
Finished for the night
dat feel when we can take our time, divide and conquer against the commision and then when good and ready.
ARTICLE 50
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>>80877366
I was actually sad when someone said he had died.
>>80877291
>b-b--bb--b-b-b-but MUH PETER HITCHENS
>Ignore that he got the 2015 General Election, the EU Referendum, the Conservative Leadership election and the Conservative Cabinet reshuffle completely wrong
>>80877306
Secretary of State for Exiting the EU
>>80877306
It is now
Translates as head of negotiations basically (second to pm)
>>80877255
/pol/ dream cabinet is literally being formed.
OH SHIT NIGGAS THINGS ABOUT TO GET LIT
DAVID DOUBLE D DAVIS, BACK ON THE STREETS
DEALIN' OUT BREXIT, WITH NO RETREATS
MOTHERFUCKIN EUROCRATS, KEEP ON STEPPIN'
BUT THE FUCKIN' DOUBLE D, HE AIN'T FOR MESSIN'
ROLLIN' WITH THE VOTE LEAVE CREW
GETTIN' BRITAIN A DEAL, IS WHAT I'LL DO
ENDIN' THOSE GYPPOS, AND CRUSHING THE GAYS
SMASHING UP SHIT LIKE THE KKK
>>80877233
One on my right looks like a triple D if I'm honest.
>>80877444
He is dead, a few fags are using his name and getting their own tripcodes
>>80877362
>Those man tits
Jesus christ. I know grown women with smaller tits than that.
First for Marion, and for hope that May might actually be based
>>80877265
hes a top lad and thats what matters at the end of the day
>>80877362
jesus christ
tfw this is the rightwing cabinet you dreamed of bar 1 appointment
>>80877369
TOP KEK
>>80877395
haha what's the EU?
David "destroyer" Davis is literally going to obliterate whats left of your shitty EU hahaha
>>80877369
topkek
>>80877369
>Scummy Cumball
He needs to fuck off to America so he can shill for Hillary in swing states
>>80877277
A cunt.
>>80877165
1/10 just because of Rudd.
>Owen Smith to offer referendum on Brexit Deal
what are labour even doing?
>>80877466
>dream
If you limit your dreams to existing Conservative MPs, yeah sure. Still not optimal.
This is the perfect fucking cabinet so far lads.
I wonder if Gove is crying into his beans on toast about now.
>>80877526
dang she's such a qt
>>80877255
Pretty good for Brexit.
Got very strong and respected eurosceptic MPs as ministers for Leaving EU and International Trade
Boris is foreign sec, although his remit is much less to do with the EU than previous foreign secs
Leaving EU being negotiated by 2 consistent conservatives (actual ones, not cuckservatives)
Lefty tears inbound
>>80877192
Can't barrage the Farage.
THE FUCKING FEELS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHmGliVqxXg
>>80877026
I can't wait to see the photo op of Farage and Trump together.
>>80877518
Leave Gordon alone, lad.
He's our favourite left-wing autist blogger.
>>80877369
Top banter from BoJo
>you will never have Minister for Exiting the European Union on your CV
>>80877452
He got the 2015 General Election completely wrong and it BTFO his soul, admittedly
He said that Leave would win the EU Referendum when it was reaching its close
He said that Boris Johnson ought to have become leader, not that had would
When did he talk about the cabinet reshuffle?
>>80877362
Jesus Christ why did I click that hof
>>80877605
She is the only qt
>>80877369
Holy fucking shit I am dying here, I am fucking dying.
>>80877589
killing itself
>>80877544
There is a place for Moggy in our hearts
>>80877466
fucking this
>>80877026
>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
we're doomed.
Haha, Boris.
Banter now on the agenda in the UN Security Council.
What could possibly go wrong?
Target the EU. Maximum firepower!
>>80877362
>>80877518
>>80877532
>mfw i went to a doctor today with similar tits and said NOPE and rushed me out the door and booked me for another doctor
going under the train tomorrow i think
>>80877632
>the photo op of Farage and Trump together.
/pol/ will literally explode
Is the Home Sec an important department, lads?
>>80877369
This guy lectured at my uni. He's a fucking idiot.
How similar to Thatcher is May? I know the Irish despised Maggie so this could flare up tensions in NI.
>>80877544
Which appointment is that?
>>80877629
Music ruins it. What a load of shit.
>Rumours of Rees-Mogg to be the leader of the House of Commons
>>80877733
Thanks Miss Marion
>This SNP bitch on Sky News
Fuck off you Paki.
>>80877589
Who?
>>80877399
So salty
>>80877277
token
This absolute madman crashed a pro-leave protest opposite downing street.
Guess those protestors are less angry now.
>>80877733
Thanks Miss Marion
>miss not mademoiselle
Me, lad. Wouldwife/10.
>>80877233
they can't both be DD
>>80877708
Controls MI5, the police, and a host of other absolutely vital services. Politically it's pretty shit for most, but it's crucial.
>>80877758
Hold off that optimism anon, we won't get any more appointments until tomorrow
>>80877713
Her first speech was about unionism.
>>80877255
It's.......pretty damn solid. Very solid I'd say.
FARAGE HATH SPAKE
>>80877369
My sides
>>80877758
NO SURELY NOT
>>80877733
I want to defend her wonky eyes
>>80877768
Literally who that challenged Eddie the Eagle and Corbychev
>>80877733
Thanks, Mme. Marion
>>80877705
You're probably seeing a specialist? Don't end it just yet.
Doctors have seen some mean shit, manboobs will not deter a serious one.
>>80877192
cant garage the farage
>>80877026
>Boris Johnson is now in charge of MI6...
Jesus Christ, imagine him and Bond together in the same room.
>>80877733
Thanks Miss Marion
also nice dubs
>>80877708
Yes
Also hard to do without fucking up somehow
>>80877713
Not similar at all
They are just both female tory pms, Thatcher was arguably openly anti irish
>>80877758
meme magiccannot be this powerful.....
>>80877705
How about getting yourself in order instead.
I think I might actually be OK with Amber Rudd 2bh lads
>Amber Rudd voted to create criminal offences of renting a home, driving, and working, while disqualified from doing so due to immigration status; and for other measures in the Immigration Bill
>Amber Rudd voted in favour of making it a criminal offence for someone to work if their immigration status prohibits it.
>Amber Rudd voted to restrict the support available to failed asylum seekers and illegal migrants.
>Amber Rudd voted against banning the immigration detention of those who are pregnant and against guidance to be taken into account on the immigration detention of vulnerable people.
https://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/24795/amber_rudd/hastings_and_rye/divisions?policy=6734
Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh
She's ALWAYS the minister they go to when they want an SNP opinion. Why are they propping her up so much?
>>80877774
tim nice but dim should focus on getting enough MPs to form a cricket team first
>>80877466
Needs more Mogg.
>>80877813
RIP Father Jack
>Theresa wants a half female cabinet
>Prominent female Brexiteers still unaccounted for:
>Penny
>Priti
>Andrea
LADS IT'S POSSIBLE
THE BREXIT MILF TRIPLE MEME DREAM TEAM IS ON THE TABLE
>>80877835
After most of the criminal justice aspects of the Home Office were spun out to the MoJ it's a less shitty role to be in IMO but still politically risky
>>80877925
tell me how to lose em and i will
>sky news
>very male
Labour going idenity again...
Rate the cabinet /10
>>80877679
aye lad
>>80877399
Tim Farron is a thoroughly dislikeable cunt
This is coming from somebody who voted lib dem in 2010. They made a big mistake making that twerp leader
Were the rumours about Boris settling for a swing of the bat at 2020 true then?
>>80877255
It's a good government actually, I expected some shitfest but no, Theresa has actually delivered so far a decent set up, the full cabinet isn't out yet but so far it's really fucking good.
>>80877705
YOU. NEED. TO. LOSE. WEIGHT!
You will just derail the train now of you jump in front of it that fat you are!
>>80877835
>>80877908
What merits does Rudd have for such an important job?
>>80877604
>>80877607
I'm still worried about how the conservatives managed to just bully their way around making May PM. Also how she is Big Brother incarnate
Did Sky News just censor that woman?
>Rudd
>home secretary
>anti immigration
why are you lads so mad at her?
>>80877708
The most important and prestigious ministerial posts are in order, Chancellor of the Exchequer, Foreign Secretary and then Home Secretary. Home Secretary is often a poison chalice though, which kills those who hold it and makes them toxic.
Pretty please with this cabinet desu, especially now that Gidders has gone, but Gove should have been Foreign Sec
>>80877954
>>80877913
>>80877758
redpill me on Rees-Mogg
who is he and why is he based?
>Moggy leader of the HoC
Dear god May, I can only get so erect
>>80877126
THE BEAST OF BREXIT
Lads... Was May a remain-false-flag or is it all downhill from here?
>>80877951
>Tasmina "Bandwagon Bitch" Ahmed-Shriek
She can get to fuck. Completely without principles:
>Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh was active in the Scottish Conservative Party from the age of 10 and a member from 16.[10] She was chairperson of Edinburgh Central Young Conservatives and deputy spokeswoman for the party on women and family issues and equal opportunities. She stood as the party's candidate in Glasgow Govan in the 1999 Scottish Parliament election, where she came in third place with 2,343 votes (8.88%).
>During the election, she was paraded as the bright new face of Scottish Conservatism. She ran her campaign on family life, law and order, health and education, and spoke against the SNP pledge to increase taxes. She also attacked Alex Salmond's criticism of NATO's involvement in the Kosovo War, saying his description of the intervention as "unpardonable folly" was "hopelessly naive" and he should hang his "head in shame". She said that Salmond's comments exposed "the stark truth" about him, that "he is hopelessly out of his depth in the arena of real politics, national, and international".
>In 2000, she resigned from the Conservatives in response to William Hague's "right wing" pronouncements on asylum seekers. She briefly joined the Labour Party before declaring that she would join the Scottish National Party, and was welcomed as a 'defector'. Salmond said he was "glad she has joined the party".
come shit post in my cheeky thread lads
>>80877893
>>80878005
Voted Lib Dem last GE. Won't be doing so again. Seconded.
>>80877255
I wanted to hate her. That cabinet tho.
>>80877985
8/10
>>80877978
calories in < calories out
>>80878094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7IlaWV9LFM
>>80878094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoTSo1uB22c
>>80877233
Girls like the one on the right make me hard. Slightly ugly, chubby, that hint that they're a little desperate. Probably great in the sack.
Want to suffocate in those tits.
>>80878122
Downhill
Brit/pol/ is weak and needs its occasional autistic fits of memes and blind optimism though - Come back in a few weeks when we're all cucked
>>80877951
The SNP want to look inclusive and all the male MPs are gangbanging that journalist.
>>80878094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZSC_Z65pKE
>>80878005
>This is coming from somebody who voted lib dem in 2010.
You were a naive student weren't you?
How mad were you when MUH TUITION FEES?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he51eQBYrNM
>>80877913
still waiting for the comfy blanket shop of this..
>everyone falling for the CONservative meme all over again
>>80877733
Thanks Miss Marion!!!
>>80877985
Check my last two numbers
that's my approval percentage
>>80877758
KEK WILLS IT
>>80877126
He'll never take a position where he can actually do something more likely to be Gisela Stewart
>>80877165
get Dr Liam Fox got a nice dig.
top selections desu, feeling comfy with May as PM already.
>>80877888
>>80877925
>>80878037
the thing is i'm not really that fat compared to that sissy fuck
if i could take back time i would not play WoW and sit in a chair all day when i was in my teens
>>80878043
She's a "safe pair of hands"
>>80877291
>and a lowered age of consent
Wait, what?
>>80878265
We work within the parameters of what we have. We aren't anarchists.
What did he mean by this?
>>80878043
May's protege basically, thats about it.
>>80878005
If you voted Lib Dem because of tuition fees then you need to fuck off. You're retarded and vote on based on non-issues.
>>80878094
>>80878094
He is an MP in Somerset . . .proBrexit and as British as fuck, he is pretty red-pilled but for some reason he doesn't seem to aspire to the top jobs.
We all like him though.
>>80878197
Listen to Gerry. Been tracking cals for years now.
>>80878077
Yes LOL. It's Tasmina (ALLAH ACKBAR) Ahmed Sheikh.
A Scottish National Party member that set up and called for Donald Trump to be banned.
Yeah, I'd censor that five headed cunt too.
>>80878094
>Germany
>Hasn't been enlightened by Jacob Rees-Mogg
>>80878301
wakey wakey sleepy Jakey
>>80877369
The man is using that classic as something to say boris is bad?
Daft cunt BTFO by his own post!
>>80878221
Lad, even Nigel is being optimistic.
Stop being a Debby Downer.
>>80878301
wakey wakey sleepy Jakey
>>80878237
Yes I was 18
Liked Clegg desu. Still do
>>80877858
I feel it too lord Nigel
>>80878283
Just... Perfection...
>>80878094
https://youtu.be/eoTSo1uB22c
He is what he is.
>>80878349
"I chickened out from fighting for a proper Brexit and hope desperately that these two people might do it instead"
>>80877026
>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
Thank god
You're in the European Union and this guy comes up and slaps your unelected bureaucrat on the ass.
What do you do?
Keep in mind he's got nearly 30 years parliamentary experience and a mandate for Brexit.
>>80877758
Gib sauce for rumours, please don't be wrong
>>80878122
It's all good mate
The only people that disagree are a tripfag and Peter Hitchens (who is more of a Labour Voter)
>>80878330
Heh that's what I do.
You don't have to be excessively fat to have that condition. Just see what the next doctor says.
>>80878412
>even Nigel is being optimistic
>Taking Douglas Carswell's advice AFTER standing down
>>80878421
See >>80878353
Now, bye bye.
>>80877960
Muh dick wills it
>>80877466
>dream cabinet
>including "Women aren't paid the same wage as men, this needs to stop!" Rudd.
No.
>>80877026
>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
He'll have fun in that job after what he did.
This Cabinet is shaping up really nicely so far.
>>80878202
whyt did he answer to cameron?
>>80878301
wakey wakey sleepy jakey
>>80878301
wakey wakey sleepy Jakey
>>80877291
> quotes taken out of context.
Out of interest, why did Leadsom withdraw from the leadership race?
>>80877996
>>80878436
;_;
Will there be any more appointments tonight?
>>80878094
Hier Brudi
It's like he stepped out of a time machine to tell everyone about the better times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anb7BKIujtI
>>80877604
Gove will keep justice mate, it fits in with May's speech about wanting a more liberal justice system (which Gove is pushing for).
So is Jacob Rees-Mogg getting anything?
>>80877026
>>Foreign sec: BORIS JOHNSON
>>Brexit minister: DAVID DAVIS
>>Int'l trade minister: LIAM FOX
All jobs done mostly outside the UK
Keeping the Brexiteers out of the country
>This could be a pattern
>worked for my mp as a summer intern
>nothing much happening
>nigs riot in London
>All mps get back in for emergency meeting
>After the debate, mp takes me to meet David Davis
He's a pretty decent guy.
>>80878518
>Hurr you voted for a party I don't like 6 years ago get out reeeee
You didn't even vote in 2010 did you?
>>80878589
Fuck knows, either she really was as naive as the media made out and didn't realise that they were going to crucify her, or she was offered a comfy position by May, just like Fox and Johnson
We'll find out tomorrow
>>80877379
muh plain jane
>>80878589
Because she got BTFO in her first real bit of media scrutiny.
Remaincucks absolutely, unquestionably, emphatically
Blown
The
Fuck
Out
>>80878301
wakey wakey sleepy Jakey
>>80878060
Well there really wasn't much choice for leader. The Tory members were pretty much always going to vote May.
I've got no problems with May being PM without an election since it's the same party in charge just different people. Besides the Tories would have won any election in a big way and it's largely Leadsomes fault for dropping out so early.
I agree with you on the surveillance stuff, hopefully she'll go back on that or at least won't focus too much on it. I'm pleased that she seems committed to Leave though
>>80878094
>Pro-Leave
>Traditionalist
>Not afraid to shit on the centrists in his own party
>Called Labour "Socialist Ya-Hoos"
>Well spoken and intelligent without being smug and arrogant
Pretty based overall
>>80878696
This is literally what they wanted though
>>80878081
>Home Secretary is often a poison chalice though, which kills those who hold it and makes them toxic.
Worked out alright for May, though.
I wonder there'll be any sour grape MPs causing trouble for May.
>>80877395
HOLY FUCK ITS MINIBREX!!!!!
MINIBREX!!!
>bong bong bong bong
bong bong bong bong
>bong bong bong bong
bong bong bong bong
>BONG
BONG
>BONG
BONG
>BONG
BONG
>BONG
BONG
>BONG
>>80877629
Good video & potential but bad music.
Anyone got any other based speeches like this?
>>80878202
Kek, he makes Cameron sound like a chav
Reminder Boris called the Turkish president a goatfucker and called Clinton a "sadistic nurse in a mental hospital"
>>80877255
May made an SJW meme speech outside Number 10 that made us all shit ourselves then filled her entire cabinet with right wing brexiteers.
reminder the vote is not legally binding.
>>80878589
Some of them aren't just out of context . . .some of them aren't even real and are paraphrased incorrectly.
>>80878094
He's the poshest Tory in England yet completely awesome and just a cool guy.
>Gove nowhere to be seen
>BoJo Foreign secretary
4D CHESS
Post yfw Gove got Boris'd
>>80878221
Dis fucking guy. Who ran away like a girl while /pol/ burnt. Fuck off back to 8c
>>80878005
He's pathetic in a way that induces overwhelming feelings of contempt rather than pity. Farron is convinced that MPs will flock to the Lib Dems now that we're leaving the EU and Corbyn is still Labour leader despite him being the most pathetic 'muh refujees' 'muh bennies' whingeing faggot.
Norman Lamb should have won the leadership, Farron is a walking disaster
We're truly living in exciting times.
>>80878768
Because she was fairly competent
>>80878221
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>80878830
it is now that David Davis is in charge HAHAHAHA
>>80878831
>. . .
>>80878865
(You)
>>80877126
If Labour ever get into power, this is the fucking dream
>>80878830
Go check your basement
>>80878790
it's bong bong bong bong. bong bong bong bong.
>>80878005
>big mistake
Its not like they had many options
>>80878823
Based
Has Leadsom got anything, lads?
>>80878589
>Out of interest, why did Leadsom withdraw from the leadership race?
She caught for daring to mention that women with children had a more vested interest in the future of a country than a barren old hag.
Of course many barren hags came out with major meltdowns.
>>80878454
Joined the SAS to fund A-level resits to escape NEETIsm. Has a CS degree.
How can a man be both pol and antipol personified simultaneously?
>>80878589
She couldn't cope with the flak she got over her comments about motherhood.
Boris just managed to start three world wars in 5 mins.
>>80878861
fuck that gove was playing 4D chess, boris is into the 5th dimension
>>80878957
She's finished
>>80878775
Are those fucking cocktail sausages
>>80878644
>>80878207
wow he seems based af
thanks lads
>>80878712
It's not that I didn't like them, particularly. I just particularly hate people who voted for them based on tuition fees. Spent enough time trying to correct you morons that I have no patience for you anymore.
t-take a look at my marrow please
>>80878741
The fact that this post exists and it's headed by someone like Davis must be utterly, utterly devastating for lefites
>>80878301
waekey wakey sleepy jakey
>>80878830
>not legally binding
>our new PM has made a new Home Office style department to leave the EU
are the continental wogs having a hard time acceptintg our superiority?
>>80878969
>tfw shitting myself for A level results day now
Wonder if I'll make it in to uni.
the cabinet appointment of david davis seals an extraordinary period of politics in the UK and (however it goes) it has been great fun and banter
I think we should all acknowledge the intense dedication to banter and fucking shit up of the british people
I feel slightly awed by the scale of what's happened and even if it's futile in the end at least it was enjoyable
t. Chief Roach
>>80878696
Of the cabinet posts they are (including Int. Development and Business) the ones spent most outside of the country but they are not mostly outside of the country
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/13/points-based-immigration-system-may-not-happen-theresa-may-ally-admits/
>Britain may not get an Australian-style points based immigration system when it exits the European Union (EU), despite the policy being a key plank of the Leave campaign during the recent referendum on British membership of the EU.
>>80879064
Don't know anything about Davis, why's he so great?
>>80878969
>working hard
>/pol/
>>80878696
Would you rather three hardcore remainers in charge of making brexit actually happen and forge our new place in the world? I swear some people just can't be pleased.
>>80879109
>tfw fucked up a levels
>tfw still got into uni of choice despite failing to meet contextual offer
>>80879158
Cucked
>>80878641
No
>>80878547
>so far
We will have to see what happens tomorrow
>>80879114
the bantz are going to be eternal
>>80879109
It's almost impossible to fail now unless you're a complete mong or miscreant.
Just when I thought Theresa May couldn't be any more based, it turns out she has a thing for high heels
The media are going full blown foot fetish
>>80878589
She's weak as shit and couldn't handle a single negative story from the press
>>80879179
He is basically the anti-Cameron. He lost the leadership contest to Dave because he wasn't as flashy at giving speeches.
>>80879158
HA HA HA HA HA HA
YOUR REMAIN SHILLING BEFORE THE REFERENDUM HAS BEEN IGNORED.
AND YOUR 'IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN' SHILLING IS JUST AS LAUGHABLE.
YOU ARE A JOKE TRIPFAG.
redpill me on the new cabinet, lads
will BoJo make it so i can get tax free anime?
>>80878301
WAKEY WAKEY SLEEPY JAKEY
THERE'S A BRITAIN TO SAVE
>>80879241
I think that's why he said "so far", you absolute fucking toilet.
>>80879158
What have I told you about being a Debby Downer?
No point being upset about something that hasn't being confirmed.
>>80879158
With Amber Rudd as home secretary the future looks bleak
>>80878751
original pic is so much better. Looks like something from Brass Eye
>>80878301
wakey wakey sleepy jakey
Isn't it gooe that amber rudd is a asshole? because that means she will be hard on immigration
who else is having their best day since Brexit today?
I feel very optimistic.
>>80879335
>Link an article where May's team admit that she's not going to end freedom of movement
>Get a response from the autistic Ellipsisposter that is basically "NO!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
kek
>>80879433
ME!
I was expecting it to go to complete shit.
>@Peston
>Official @theresa_may reason for shortage of cabinet women so far: Brexit trumps gender; & she doesn't rate the female Brexiteers
Poor Priti & Leadsom
>>80879286
Please tell me whats so sexy about feet? They don't do anything for me.
>>80878596
oh lord, please moar!!!!!!
>>80879406
PAEDOPH ISLES
Post yfw Boris meets Erdogan
>>80879398
Rudd is anti immigration.
>>80878301
Wakey wakey sleepy jakey
>>80877026
If you didn't need any more proof.
We did it lads.
We shall be WITH EUROPE
BUT NOT OF IT
DAVIS
A
V
I
S
I never doubted you May you glorious crone.
>>80879114
Thanks mehmet
The ride isn't over yet, not by a long shot
>>80877026
>>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
What's he gonna teach him, how to chug ale?
>>80879554
>We shall be WITH EUROPE
>BUT NOT OF IT
>by being in the single market and accepting freedom of movement as a result
>>80879487
Nothing is confirmed yet.
Will you please stop shitposting and give May a chance? She's doing good so far.
>>80879496
Everyone I know from there is a total cuck
>>80878699
Fugg i might know you lad...
Well we'll never know. It's better that way anyway.
all these men in toppest positions
thank you based may
thank you
>>80877026
>you will never live a quiet, happy life in a beautifully quaint church, tending to the gardens and minding the brewery in 14th century England
Literally why even try?
>>80878936
>>80878998
>today was the day we got a new PM
>today was also the day we found out The Neil is a fucking manlet
red pill me on DD lads
>>80879487
YOU FAILED TRIPFAG
YOU SHILLED FOR REMAIN AND LOST
YOU SAID WE WILL HAVE A SECOND REFERENDUM AND YOU LOST
AS EVERYDAY PASSES YOU LOSE EVEN MORE.
HOW YOU CAN STILL POST HERE IS A MYSTERY.
>>80879647
Did you hear her speech?
>>80879019
Fuck off, Angie.
>you can only post this thread if you live in a politically right-wing country
good bye everyone in Europe
>>80879406
With the rosette he looks like he's just won First Prize in a mad scientist competition.
His entry is a teleport to Rolf Harris' basement.
>>80879114
The eternal anglo train has no breaks
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>>80879690
legend
>>80879580
Mladenovic mmmmmm
>>80879679
yes, there should be some window dressing appointments tomorrow to keep the journoscum happy
>be watching May's coronation in Whitehall
>watch a happening
>somebody asks me what I think of all this
>say "it's hilarious!" and laugh
>notice he has a camera beneath my face
>tfw you may become a meme
Also shoutout to the /pol/ user with black hair and glasses I met there. I yelled "HAPPENING" and it gave me away
Pic is leave campaigner making a remainer mad
>>80878291
91%, Rudd let it down
>>80879179
He's a hard worker, consistently been on the right wing of the party for years, been eurosceptic for years. Doesn't afraid of anything.
>>80879114
Oh there's a lot more banter to come.
We really need to replace the the letter C on Canterbury with a B.
>>80879690
Cool, calm and collected and anti-EU. Very well informed and doesn't dodge questions. Got cucked out the the Tory leadership by Michael Howard in favour of David Cameron
>>80878301
wakey wakey sleepy Jakey
>>80877165
>9/10
>No based Hannan
>No Moggy
>>80879679
Men in the 'hard' roles outward facing.
Tomorrow, march of the Women in the 'soft' roles inward facing. Softly softly caring and all that.
>all these pakis being anti Rudd even though she is anti immigration
time for you pakis to go back to poo in loo land
>>80878301
wakey wakey sleepy Jakey
>>80879513
They smell bad
They are connected to the legs of beautiful women
????
>>80879233
Sounds bretty gud, what are you doing if you don't mind me asking?
>>80879278
spent all my time shitposting on this fucking website
>>80879406
Saved
>>80879909
>Hannan
Needs to be an MP
>>80879950
Nothing exciting. History at Southampton.
>>80878589
>tfw you will never be sitting on the sofa and see the drunken Leadsom looking at you like this
>tfw you will never feel your heart skip as she moves over and goes down on you
>tfw you will never feel the confusion as she keeps spitting on your balls - like every two seconds she draws back from blowing you and spits all over your ballbag for some reason
>tfw it's kinda offputting because your pants are now soggy from all the saliva
>>80878440
Fuck off tripfag, Nigel can't do shit much at all now, he did his bit in forcing Cameron's hand and campaigning during the referendum.
>>80879586
OOOOOH CRONE!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fnPaOnYP5Y
What's brit/pol/s choice
May or Corbyn?
Article 50 when you fuckers?
>>80879950
>spent all my time shitposting
Me too m8
Meanwhile I got two degrees and a PhD
>>80880068
Sheeeeit, I go to Southampton. You'll have a good time provided you're willing to go out and enjoy bants
So who here thinks May will be a presidential-style PM like Cameron or be first among equals and help the Cabinet runs the government as a PM is supposed to be?
>>80880132
April when we find out if the French want to ditch the EU too.
>>80880132
When we want and to suit our needs
>>80877737
Home secretary is trash as usual. Rudd was remain and SJW.
The rest are great though.
>>80880097
There is literally like only 2 labour cuckolds here and both of them are non whites
>>80880068
Applied to Southampton as well, engineering
>>80880193
2nd one
>>80879690
His buttocks are smooth and his mind is clear
>>80880218
>April
>tfw in a comfy hotel
Living the life boys.
>>80879023
Peperami you underage fag.
>>80880277
Also applied Soton for Aerospace
Probably heading to Surrey
>>80880191
Yeah, I'm not a going out person sadly.
>>80880277
Cool! See >>80880191
>>80879688
Ah, but very dangerous over short distances
>>80880132
when we fucking feel like it you cunt
>>80880232
Rudd is anti immigration for the 19th time.
>>80878301
wakey wakey sleepy Jakey
>>80880277
>engineering
what branch?
I'm doing EE at a good UK uni
>>80880461
EE as well.
>>80878239
I got you senpai
>>80877632
The sound bite will be.
"We can do it, so can you" Nige
"Make America great again." Trump
Applause
>>80880414
Uni's different, you'll find people to hang out with even if you don't go out much. As long as you make the effort to try and get on with your flatmates or find other people in societies you'll do alright.
>>80880558
>You will never be as comfy as based Mogg
>>80880754
>"We can do it, so can you" Nige
>"Make America great again." Trump
>Applause
>>80880808
Yeah I did gain some acquaintances (I just finished my first year). My flatmates were cool. But I struggled to make /friends/. Felt as though I was on a different page to everyone else.
>>80880068
Small world, so do I.
>>80877713
Mays only dent so far into NI would be the unionism speech today. On the upside it was a great way to piss of the taigs right after the 12th as well.
>>80879233
Literallty every Uni accepts you unless it's a top tier one and even then, they probably would anyway.
I don't even have any GCSE's and got into University, I dropped out though desu cos it was a culture studies thing and dumb as fuck.
I was dumb as fuck to fall for the University meme though.
>>80880068
We in Southampton voted leave. Except for 75% of the students who come here out of the 30% of that age range who bothered to vote.
Trashy students filling up bedford place are back again, the only upside is we can laugh at them when they cry about brexit.
>>80880973
As in go to Southampton Uni, studying Aero.
>>80880942
What do you study?
>>80880558
>you will never be a rebel tory backbencher comfily plotting the destruction of the EU with moggy and Bill 'shit was so' Cash
>>80880973
>>80881114
Phah, scroll up, so do several others!
>>80881068
I did get rejected from a few before results day :(
>>80881090
Hahaha, everyone loves the students of Southampton.
>>80881141
History
>>80877758
If he gets anything meme magic isn't only real, it's in control.
>>80878232
Seeing May's face and her reactions to all his speeches, no wonder he wasn't given a post.
Fuck Southampton
>>80881114
I might be coming to Soton to do aero if I haven't fucked up A levels
How is soton?
Lad who is reading the undercover economist, what do you think?
>>80877165
tfw no based rees-mogg
>>80877858
Are nige, who art in pub, hallowed be they name.
>>80881266
I feel like it may become the sorcerer's apprentice. What if it gets out of control?
>Corbyn PM 2020
>>80879909
>Hannan
>based
>>80878957
A great pair of tits but apart from that fuck all
>>80877165
>Theresa is a feminist candidate
>Only one other woman in top level positions
>>80880942
I get where you're coming from, I didn't really get on with my flatmates. New year is a good time for a fresh start though, just join a shit load of societies even if you don't really care much about what they do, if you join 5 and only stick with 1 that's alright as long as you find a good m8
>>80881314
Southampton's fine, there's a lot of variety of places to go out. The courses are pretty good as well, I hear engineering is particularly strong here
Jesters - best sticky floor club w/ cheesy music, best club for people who hate clubbing. Hobbit - /comfy/ pub/bar. Lots of pubs about and lots of other clubs in the city if you like going out.
>>80881234
SOUTHAMPTON Betted the most for leave in the bookies in the entire UK. Shame the vote did not reflect that because of the students voting remain. Still we got well above national average leave vote.
>>80878122
Not even kidding mate I was worried. Proper worried. But I think May might have played us all. I think she's making a great cabinet a Unionist cabinet. I hope the DUP and UUP put their full weight behind her as well just to show everyone what unionism is.
So what're the odds Brexit ministry becomes the commonwealth reestablishment ministry when you finally get out?
>>80881712
London BTFO
>>80881712
>Derry
IT'S LONDONDERRY REEEEE
>>80881090
Fugg we might be neighbours
>>80881314
I'm too autist to go partying and getting wasted.
>>80881617
Yeah might join different ones this time round. I'll see what ones are up.
>>80881712
Not surprised at all
>accidentally wondered into a Polish supermarket
>never been in one before
>everything is in Polish
>freaked out because I didn't know if I would be shunned for not speaking it
>>80877737
Home Sec. Put Mog-man in there.
>>80879286
That picture is fantastic.
>>80877705
As someone who once had moobs; start running.
>>80882107
Country > Football
bruv
>>80878043
She's a woman. May likes her.
Both of these should strike against her.
>>80882175
I like going to my local polish shop desu
i dont know what anything is so i buy something random
>>80882088
REEEEEEEEEEEE
REPUBLICANS GET OUT
>>80882175
If you like vidya spare a thought for poor old cgsoc, I used to be on their committee and they're dying this year, they really need the help
