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>LABOUR MEMBERS WHO JOINED AFTER JANUARY HAVE TO PAY £25 TO VOTE
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/new-labour-party-members-barred-8408288
>THE REVOLUTION CONTINUES, COMRADES: CORBYN TO BE INCLUDED ON LEADERSHIP BALLOT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36778135
>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97
>DAVID CAMERON: NEW PRIME MINISTER BY WEDNESDAY EVENING
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/david-cameron-says-u-k-to-have-new-prime-minister-by-wednesday
>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html
>THERESA MAY TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER AFTER ANDREA LEADSOM BACKS OUT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/11/theresa-may-launches-conservative-leadership-bid-as-andrea-leads/
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>NIGEL FARAGE: MAY'S SO COLD SHE MIGHT BE ALABASTER
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3682601/NIGEL-FARAGE-Theresa-s-cold-alabaster.html
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36756379
>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
>>80775027
Complete shit thread, you fucked up the OP m8
chekem for comrade corbyn
>>80775027
>trying to split the thread
The major political parties in Great Britain are represented by a rose, a bird, and a tree. Is everybody in your nation homosexual, or is it just your politicians?
>>80775294
Learn to speak English you simpleton.
>>80775298
>a bird
They're not a major political party, m9
>>80775298
Your national animal is a bird, is every american gay? Or just your nation?
>>80775298
>le elephant and donkey man
>>80775294
No you don't.
>>80775298
Half of your politicians march under the banner of a big hairy ass.
>Based Nige
(First time I've read this)
>>80775531
I just wanted to thank you mummy anon
thank you :)
>>80775298
>A fucking star spangled banner
>>80775456
The donkey a symbol is a 'fuck you' to the republicans who called democrats stubborn. The elephant is a symbol because republicans will never forget who started the civil war.
>>80775660
Go post somewhere else. You are not discussing British politics.
>>80775298
Your parties are represented by a fucking donkey and an elephant - with your national symbol being a bird.
What a fucking spastic cunt comment you made.
>>80775747
ok sorry britain
Who /notts/
>>80775597
>>80775604
to be honest, i love lennon more than nige
>>80775660
just stop
>>80775298
>ignoring the masterpiece of graphic design that is the clootie dumpling
Seriously, independent of your views on the party it's genius:
It's a saltire
It's a thistle
It's the eponymous clootie dumpling pudding.
It's easy to draw and memorize unlike any of the other logos. A child could draw this thing.
By far and away one of the best UK party logos in /gd/ terms.
>>80775870
>i love lennon more than nige
>>80775743
Why does your nation have red for the not-commies and blue for the commies? Don't make sense mate
>>80775743
The Donkey because you are all Asses.
The Elephant because you are all overweight fucks.
>>80775811
Donkey, elephant, and eagle>>>>>>>>>>gay bird, flower, and tree
Praying to kek that France has a rapefugee induced civil war and Are Nige takes his meme magic over the Pond to help Trump save America.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Just to explain lads, trade unions get a vote in the Labour election too, so McCluskey has completely bypassed their new rules)
>>80775870
Then you're a fucking faggot.
>>80775298
the tree is an excellent symbol of traditional conservativism.
>>80776038
Anyone got that "EU Referendum prank (gone wrong)" image?
>Corbyn won the NEC vote 18 - 14 in the secret ballot.
>was expected to lose 17 - 15
>somebody wanted the secret ballot because they SUPPORTED him and didn't want to be screwed if the Blairites won
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>80775870
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.
>>80775976
The colors used to be changed around. But the red republicans and blue democrats were used in 2000 and that was the first time 90% of people payed attention.
>>80776004
Let me guess, donkey because americans are stupid, elephant because americans are fat, and bird because you're faggots descended from sick cunts (dinosaurs)
Is China's economy a meme lads
>>80776065
lennon loves you anon, lennon forgives you your sins
>>80776191
Go back to /b/ or /r9k/
>>80775958
is there any significance to the yellow/black colour scheme?
I wanna do a poo on American soil
>>80776191
>>80776049
>>80775955
>>80775856
>>80775531
>>80775159
Spamming and de-railing with this shit is against the rules.
You know what to do guys.
>>80776004
>donkey
>elephant
I always laugh when I see what kind of retarded animals your politcal parties use. Who the fuck had the idea of using a donkey for his politcal party? And who thought himself smart enough that he should counter a donkey with a fucking elephant as counterlogo for his counterparty, of course preparing America for the inevitable two-party-split?
>>80776279
Yes. A meme made of sawdust and lead paint
>>80776219
name one good american band faggot, dont worry ill wait
>>80776038
Ha ha aha fucking hell
The memes continue. So basically just join unite to get a free vote?
>>80776279
Literally is, they manipulate their currency to keep it's value low to maintain good export prices. Their economy is pretty much entirely manufacture based and isn't modernising fast enough to keep up with the higher quality of life and higher wealth of modern chinese
>>80776370
Snitches get stitches
I never report people because I'm not a cyber statist
>>80776364
Better do it quick. President Trump is going to ban muslims.
>>80776167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th3-YzhuZKQ
here you go, senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rFHDYSFbf0
Fucking hell, I cry each time I watch this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWBrWhrKchQ
Goddamn Europeans!
Take me back to beautiful England
And the grey, damp filthiness of ages,
And battered books and
Fog rolling down behind the mountains,
On the graveyards, and dead sea-captains.
>>80776204
Peston got BTFO
Can't stand the cunt since he got an ego and his own show. He just fucking lollops about like a second-rate Richard Hammond.
>>80776467
Yep
Blairites just got cucked hard
>>80774967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7ZmmIetI5o
>>80776559
I know his wife died but what the fuck is he doing showing that chest hair like he thinks he's a fucking italian gangster
>>80774967
Why is Birmingham a shithole? gf is supposed to be there for four months (study etc.)
Will she get raped? If it's a muslim or a black then I'm dumping her...
>>80776339
I don't think so. I think it's just because it looks distinct.
For a bit in the late 90s and early 2000s they experimented with colouring it differently because their research showed women really didn't like it (because Yellow and Black are "warning" colours as seen on wasps, etc.)
http://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/hue-and-cry-to-put-snp-in-new-shade-1-1375336
Which also touches on the fascinating voting habits of women.
>The SNP is concerned that around 9% fewer women vote for the party than men.
As seen in pic related, the logo is blue. (Also, I love that the SNP used "YES WE CAN!" in 1997, long before Obama made it a meme.)
E A G L E S
>>80776700
Full of pakis mate.
>>80776704
>>80775955
reported
REMINDER TO EVERYONE WANTING TO FALSE FLAG TO JUST JOIN UNITE AND THEY'LL LET YOU
Edited Plan to fix Britain:
>REMAIN a monarchy
>STILL name ourselves the UK
>BUT, along with a Prime Minister and a Queen, have a Lord Protector who takes over all of the traditional monarchs powers
>10 year terms
>Will appoint the Governments of each countries at will, decide Election Dates but have relatively less power elsewhere
>MMP system
>Large House of Commons, 10 MPs per million population (650 right now)
>Small House of Lords, 1 per million population (65 right now)
>HoL will have much more power than right now, can stand against the HoC
>Will be mostly elected, but will reserve positions for some very prominent people
>Keep peerages, but remove any Hereditary appointments
>They will serve as special advisers to the Houses
>Implement a written constitution, containing all of the generic stuff
>100% Parliamentary Democracy, absolutely NO plebiscite trash like referenda, and we cannot give up our sovereignty to intranational bodies like the EU
>National and Regional Governments and Parliaments for the entire nation and each constituent country
>No regional Party allowed in the National governments
>And no National Party allowed in the Regional governments
>Make secession illegal
>To strengthen ties between the nation, spread the separation of powers
>National Parliament (legislature) in London, England
>National Government (executive) in Edinburgh, Scotland
>National Courts (Judiciary) in Cardiff, Wales
>Place a focus on retaining British cultural heritage
>Important Church of England
>Small migration
>Nationalise only natural monopolies like railways and mines
>Economy of wellfare capitalism, so we don't go full socialism but our people don't die from hospital debt
(1/2)
>>80776038
>the absolute fucking state of the labour party
jesus, it's beyond a meme
>>80776765
Read the rules mate, saying you reported someone is a bannable offense.
>At every Parliament meeting, have the Politicians first sing the national anthem of their constituent country, and then all together sing the entire countries national anthem (Probably something like Rule, Britannia
>Radical overhaul in foreign policy
>Shift away from the USA to pursue good relations with all countries
>Kick out their bases and troops from all British Territory
>Replace the American controlled Trident with a tiny nuclear force, and use the saved money on our conventional forces
>Intervene in no wars with sovereign states(no disastrous illegal wars like Iraq), but commit fully against non sovereign bodies(Troops against ISIS)
(2/2)
>>80776513
Cheers mate, didn't realise it was actually a video
>>80776835
It's a truly beautiful thing.
>>80776700
Least white city in the uk (even less than London)
>>80776611
You are a cancer to this board
>>80776790
I'm out of work at the moment, do I need to be in a job?
>>80776038
holy shit please let this be true
>>80776835
It's actually embarrassing that the opposition party in this country is so fucked. Not only are their own rules completely inconsistent, they're completely out of touch with reality.
MODS = GODS
>>80776700
Its underdeveloped. There is a good shopping centre in the middle and a new train station, but about 500 meters from the middle its almost like walking through a pakistani slum.
>>80776865
Just saying mate, if you're not going to intervene in foreign wars then it's beyond stupid to scale up conventional forces at the cost of nukes, only relatively small forces are needed if you're only going to be defending in wars, nukes are much more useful for defence as no one is going to wage aggressive war on you if they know you can wipe out their major cities at the press of a button. Much better to scale back conventional forces, scale up nuclear arms if you're not going to be interventionalist.
>>80777006
Dunno, info is apparently here, though the new £2 rate doesn't seem to be happening yet.
https://www.unitetheunion.org/join-unite/
I can't work out if it's my connection that's fucked or if the site is slow due to DDOS from all the people trying to join.
>>80776700
>dumping a person for being raped
You sound like a wonderful person
>>80777099
AMEN KEK CONFIRMS THAT MODS ARE IN HIS PANTHEON OF HEROES
>>80775604
Actually Farage? Source?
senpai
>>80777218
The site is just slow at the moment. Must be getting flooded with Corbynites joining.
But remember: SNP are the Tartan Tories, Comrades!
(Even funnier, this rather tacky 2007 advert promising £5000 extra tax if the SNP get in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omPGKfOoTok )
Note, I'm not trying to propagandise for the SNP here (That'd be a waste of time.), just bring up embarrassing things from Scottish Labour's history because they're quite amusing, especially in light of the pending Blairite purge.
Especially when you compare how slick the SNP campaign machine is nowadays when they're still just a relatively wee Scottish party (v.s. Scottish Labour who notionally have the whole UK behind them, but really are and always were an overlooked branch-office.)
>>80777006
Oh, looks like you don't
>>80777230
His book, Flying Free
Worth reading
>>80777327
nice
>>80776831
Replacing Trident is stupid
There hasn't been a single realistic proposal for something cheaper that does the same job, if you aren't gonna suggest one then remove it next time you post
Also I don't get your idea behind house of Lords reform? Why let them directly stand against the Commons when that will just cause gridlock?
Having a large amount of Lords is good as they have a wide range of skills and expertise and with a few hundred of them they can effectively operate all the scrutinising committees
>>80777006
Unite are allowing unemployed people to join:
http://www.unitetheunion.org/growing-our-union/communitymembership/
>Those not in employment are welcomed into the union family, adding another dimension to our strength in thousands of workplaces across the UK and Ireland.
I'm going to wait a couple of days once everything is clear but I think I'll go for this
>>80776700
Lad it's absolutely fucking full of Arabs. She should be alright if she isn't a drunk slut, but make sure she's a bit redpilled before she goes because I guarantee you they will have a go.
I had to punch some dirty cunt there because he grabbed my girl's arse while we were at the bar.
>>80776204
>PLP keep voting against Corbyn
>with zero support from the regular members
>after all being BTFO in the Iraq inquiry
>with unions standing firm with Corbyn
I thought they were just sour that their Tony Blair clone candidates lost
But its pretty clear they need to fuck off and form a centralist party and enjoy freedom + zero votes.
>>80777218
The £2 rate is from being a "community member"
why didn't she just say "poor"? its less typing ffs
>>80777225
She's the one that decided to go to a city full of pakis, and you never know with women whether they are actually raped or not, might have spent a night with a shitskin and then claimed rape to get away with cheating.
>>80777541
Honestly, Len is mental and will be fishing for as many Corbyn votes as possible, I'm sure there'll be ways and means for literally anybody to sign up if they'll vote for supreme leader Corbs
>>80776831
>Important Church of England
>Implement a written constitution, containing all of the generic stuff
>having two elected houses
>Lord Protector meme
>>80777393
Will read. Cheers lad. He seems decent in interviews and articles I've seen.
>>80775865
/scab/ more like
>>80777559
They think it offends poor people
>>80777630
It's not just for Corbyn, it makes a ton of sense for Unite to attract new members this way.
>>80777393
Oh wait. I thought you meant the brown guy. I actually bought Farage's book ages ago but still haven't read. Will do now!
>>80777739
True. In any case, if people can easily sign up to Unite to vote, then we WILL get Corbyn back in.
I love these last few days.
Interesting if true.
>tfw seeing my ex gf graduation pictures
I'm never going to get over her am I? How could I. A blonde blue eyed 10/10, but also a complete slut and whore.
Do I only feel this way because she was my first gf and who I lost my virginity to?
>>80776700
Depends on where she is studying. If it is Aston or Birmingham City then those are less desirable places while The University of Birmingham is one of the better places.
>>80777849
die ban evader
>>80777582
He's in the Netherlands and she's in little pakistan. There is no way he'd find out about her cheating, and therefor no reason for her to cover it up with a rape hoax. If she cheated on him leaving her would be justified, but it makes no sense for her to just lie about it.
>>80778009
Good luck on your date m8
>>80777956
This isn't /r9k/ faggot
>>80777956
>Do I only feel this way because she was my first gf and who I lost my virginity to?
You will feel this way after every longterm girlfriend mate.
t.Oldfag
>>80774967
>LABOUR MEMBERS WHO JOINED AFTER JANUARY HAVE TO PAY £25 TO VOTE
This is deeply concerning. All the trolls who joined to vote for Corbyn won't be willing to pay that much.
>>80777712
I always found this referendum interesting, but I'm presuming the fraud was probably quite high.
>>80777451
>for something cheaper that does the same job
I don't think he's proposing something that does the same job. He said "Tiny nuclear force" which could be done much cheaper, but without the same capabilities.
(i.e. build something like the W.177 and mount them on the Typhoon. But that's not a deterrent, though it does maintain nuclear-armed status.)
>>80777956
I have never managed to get over my first proper gf that I fell in love with. Sucks but you got to keep on moving in life.
Hopefully you won't be as sad a fuck as me and will eventually deal with it.
>>80778120
99% chance his date is with his real mummy
American here.
Give me a general idea of whats going on with Theresa May.
Is/Has she sworn in yet? I heard through general polls the people of UK do not want a general election.
So what's going on?
>>80777935
That quite clearly isn't true... Do you really think 3/4 UKIP members voted anything other than UKIP?
And the Greens?.....
Come on lad, use your fucking brain.
>>80778175
It is ok, Unite the Union are saying they can join them and vote for £2.
>>80778154
>
she wasn't long term.
Less than 2 months.
She said something about commitment issues and it was kind of abrupt, so I'm guessing she had some nigger dick on the side.
>>80777956
Grow up lad. She's gone, move on. There's a hell of a lot of beautiful, decent women about. Get on Tinder and swipe right until your finger falls off and see what happens.
>>80778256
She'll be sworn in tomorrow. There could theoretically be an election soon, but it's unlikely.
>>80778260
UKIP only got 3.9% or something in 2010. Of course the majority of their support had to have come from other parties.
Honestly it's amazing how many people think we elect the PM like a President.
>>80778256
Wednesday afternoon, Cameron goes to the Queen and hands in his resignation.
A little after, Teresa May will go the Queen and accept the job.
Hey britfags.
Why did farage leave? Why is a may possibly becoming a PM? What will she do to brexit?
I'm starting to think that they won't let UK go.
Please inform me.
>>80778271
Joining a union requires more paperwork though, I assume.
I seriously hope Corbyn wins.
>all of /pol/ will now be joining a trade union
Wouldn't believe you if you said this a few weeks ago
>>80777761
Really good book, he made another one, I havent bought it yet, will probably get it soon
>>80778260
It's not members though. It's voters. (At least that's my interpretation.)
i.e. a big chunk of UKIP's new support from after 2010 were disaffected 2010 Conservatives. a big chunk of new Green support disaffected lib-dems, and so on.
The SNP chunk being as much Lib-Dem as Labour seems suspect, but I suppose Labour areas contained the most non-voters.
>>80778175
I'm cancelling my membership and joining unite lol.
>>80778456
It shows how ignorant many voters are.
>>80778256
Cameron's last PMQs is tomorrow noon, after which she will go to Buckingham Palace to tender his resignation, then May will be sworn in with a new cabinet and get to work, presumably announcing that Brexit department she has been setting up and the business of government will continue as usual and we get to watch Labour continue to burst into flames.
>>80778473
Meme magic lad, we have shifted our time line post Brexit.
>>80778473
I'm sure everybody will leave soon after.
>>80778464
Because he achieved his purpose
Not possibly, she will be, as she has become the leader of the largest party which currently makes the government.
She has promised that she will respect the Brexit vote and is setting up a special Brexit department of government.
>>80778580
2016 is truly the year of the happening
>>80778464
Farage achieved what he set out to do and wants to chill out with some pints of real ale.
May is becoming new PM as Cameron resigned.
May says that Brexit means Brexit so she is claiming that she will trigger article 50. Whether she will though or when she does it is up in the air.
>>80778326
>She said something about commitment issues and it was kind of abrupt
You never get the real reason mate.
Time is the only healer but you must do your best not to dwell on it too much, it will cut you up.
Alexander is a self-described heavy metal fan.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Alexander#Personal_life
>>80777849
Looks like a boy.
>>80778260
Ukip didn't really have a big media presence in 2010
Nige wasn't leader for the election, the bnp were the talked about anti immigration party, they were still claiming to be libertarian with policies like the flat tax that they scrapped for 2015
Youre an absolutely mong if genuinly think everyone who voted for UKIP in 2015 never voted for anyone else before that...
>>80778395
>>80778260
Not everybody in the country is a member of a party.....
And the members of the Greens and UKIP (and probably the Lib Dems) would never vote anything other than their party. And the Tories and Labour members would vote for their party too, probably at like 95%+.
Are we really supposed to believe that the majority of SNP voters didn't vote for the SNP? And that a quarter of UKIP voted for Lab or LD?
That seems like absolute bollocks to me and there is no way the people who made that poll could even know that. It's a nonsense aimed to make the smaller parties look weak.
>>80778699
I find it hard when literally every time I wank I can only think of her.
I only have one other sexual partner but she is not hot.
>>80778806
Voters are not party members.
>>80778826
Seriously, fuck off somewhere else. There are bigger things to be talking about than you not being able to get your end away any more.
Who /rotherham/ here
>>80778498
Ahhhhhhh okay that makes a bit of sense I suppose. I read it wrong I guess, poorly made charts.
So you're saying it's trying to show that UKIP take voters from everywhere? If so, I buy that. But the Greens and the SNP I'm not so convinced.
>>80778826
Too much info here.
.
>>80778826
Go to /r9k/, this is a political thread. Not a feels one.
>>80777956
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NHOf3s70w-c
>>80778806
m8 its showing who people voted for in 2015 compared to 2010
>>80778956
I went there once it was depressing but most Northern towns are.
>>80778785
I'm with you now. I read it completely wrong. I assumed it was about party members and their voting in 2010.... It's a bad chart and I'm drunk.
https://twitter.com/BenQuinn75/status/752994128976285696
The Labour party is FUCKED
>>80778826
>guaranteed replied: the post
>>80778622
>>80778698
Thank you
>>80778926
Correct. I read it all wrong. If it's talking about 2015 votes and the parties they voted for in 2010 then it makes sense. Kinda. ot complete sense but quite a bit of sense.
Everyone vote for me to be leader of the brit/pol/ party. I will purge non-political shitposting and win the next election
Night lads
Hoping for more carnage tomorrow
>>80779070
£1.60 pints though laddo
>>80778473
Union membership is expensive m8
Far more than the £25 Labour membership fee
Will any of you be going to the RNC too? Don't want Nige to be left out do you?
>>80777520
>the bar
>the
Why the fuck do people say this? It's usually said by Americans but I've never understood it; it's grammatically woeful
Evening lads, anyone got the Douglas Carswell bingo picture? Would be much appreciated
>>80779056
Cheers lad. Took me a while but I get it now. Maybe if the people who made the chart titled it in a less ambiguous way that might help.
To me a party backer is a financial supporter (i.e. member) of the party. They should have said voter and they should have specified 2015. But also I should have drunk less.
We're all winners here.
>>80779234
>Will random Brits on 4chan be going to the RNC
Highly doubt it.
>>80779221
Read the thread m8. Red Len is doing a special cheap rate for the Labour vote.
>>80778706
>heavy metal
Pussy ass "dad-rock" more like
>>80779269
pls don't summon YKTD lad
BIRMINGHAM
A
S
E
D
>20 years old
>already feel old as fuck
how do I reingnite my youth /pol/
>>80778990
Well, it's a chart for Westminster and it covers 2010 > 2015
Scotland's change would align well with that chart.
SNP having almost zero Conservative is unsurprising (Bona-Fide Tartan Tories would've been SNP long before 2010.), the Greens having some is a bit surprising although I suppose David Cameron pretending to be a nice guy for a while (Cycling to No. 10 and such) could've encouraged a few to give him a go.
>>80779203
A girl from Roth'rum gave me crabs once.
I used to go up there every two weeks to the Job Centre to hold interviews.
>>80779221
£2 special membership laddo
>>80776219
>Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success
>Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way>
>The Beatles are rated the best band because they're the most commercially successful
>The Beatles aren't the most commercially successful
You're beyond retarded. Please stop posting in our threads. And the Beatles are rated most significant or influential because they are. Regardless of what you think of their music, they are among the most mindbogglingly original musicians in history. Of any period. Period. Even if they're not the most technical.
>>80779406
>portal is love
>portal is life
my nigga
>>80779436
You light a candle to its death and embrace the age of meme
>>80779262
When it's my round I go to the bar and by the drinks.
What do you call that long thing in the pub with the drinks behind it?
>>80779262
>complaining about the word 'the'?
It's the bar. You stand at the bar to get served. Drinks get stood on the bar.
If you're suggesting the word 'the' shouldn't exist so Yorkshirefags can 't't't't't't''tt all the way to the grave then fine, but if you're suggesting that people are calling pubs bars then you're just an autist.
>>80779262
>Be in a pub
>Go up to get a drink at the bar, now you're at the bar
What do you not understand?
>>80779436
Follow the glorious leader and your youth will return.
>there's a general election tomorrow
Who do you vote for?
![bitterlake[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cPjMzsv.jpg "bitterlake[1].jpg")
Any other based documentaries like Adam Curtis' Bitter Lake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww_1Ez9GiIM
Would Enoch be smiling right now, lads? There is hope.
>>80779448
That image is far more interesting than the OP pie charts. Shows the Lab/LD hemorrhage and turns me on a bit even if I do despise the SNP.
>>80779401
No, he's not. Unite just offers cheap rates for unemployed people and affiliated trade union members get a Labour leadership vote.
>>80776831
>HoL
>Will be mostly elected
Stopped reading there. FACK OFF FACKIN BLAIREETS. The House of Lords should be reserved for the tribal elders of the Anglo Saxons and Celtic allies and representatives of the established church. We don't want any more communists or warsis sullying the hallowed halls of our national institutions.
>>80779771
Yes, he is. £2 special membership announced earlier.
>>80779738
I vote to destroy the bourgeois capitalists
>>80779560
>>80779577
>>80779625
This trio of bar related information made me spit beer on my keyboard.
>>80776429
The beach boys
btw you're too young to post here
>>80779741
I assume you've already watched everything Curtis already did?
Everyday is like Sunday is fun, though Curtis doesn't consider it finished: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cicunsmUnas Covers Cecil King, including his plotting against Harold Wilson.
>>80779738
THE GOVERNOR
>>80779540
Mate take your crap back to /mu/ we don't care and you sound pretentious as fuck. I bet you don't like Queen either.
>>80779540
good lad,
whats your favourite beatles album?
>>80779577
Oh fuck. Sorry lad I thought you meant a pub, not the bit inside where you order drinks.
Kindly ignore my post.
>>80779143
>Shadow chancellor descriving Labour MP "plotters" as "fucking useless"
whoa
>>80779577
Al av us know we don't alwaeys drop t' he in the.
>>80779936
Read the post before you reply. I'm defending the Beatles you fucking imbecile.
THE MADMAN WON'T STOP
>>80779977
.>>80779577
We both double 77'd so consider it ignored.
>>80779875
It wasn't "announced", it's been like that for years.
>>80779540
Why are Beatles fans so fucking annoying
You're like furries
I'm not sure of McTernan is cursed or blessed.
On the one hand, imagine how bad it must be to always be wrong.
On the other hand, imagine how nice it must be to never realize it?
>>80779751
Enoch believed in the sovereignty of parliament. Our parliament has been a joke for a long, long time, as unrepresentative as it can get while still wearing the mask of a democratic process. It's good that the sham has finally been exposed, but there is work to be done to fix it.
>enoch was vilified for the crime of representing the views of his constituents
>>80779269
here
>>80780092
I missed sorry. My post was aimed at the Americunt who keeps posting here.
>>80780178
>implying it was ever better
>>80779925
>watch later
cheers man, love Curtis' stuff.
>>80779751
I'm living in Enoch's constituency for a short while and I can confirm he would not be smiling. Every time I leave the house I wonder what Enoch would think if he saw this shithole.
>>80779752
It's honestly wonderful to watch the SNP and follow their history.
Regardless of feeling on the constitution itself, watching them rise up against Scottish Labour and eventually defeat it is brilliant. Especially towards the end, Scottish Labour were a terrible force on Scottish politics. The warning signs were always there, but Scottish Labour couldn't listen. Then suddenly in one night in 2015. That was it. People had enough, and Scottish Labour died.
(Also the Scottish Lib-Dems, who were just as if not even more deserving, though I've a soft spot for Willie Rennie until he opens his mouth.)
>the beatles
>not an orchestrated by adorno of the frankfurt school to begin the cultural revolution into degeneracy
Come on, brit/pol/. You're better than that. The 1960s were the beginning of the end for traditional values, which were overthrown by the conspiring forces at the Macy conferences.
why do faggots hate the mummy guy so much?
hes my favourite shitposter desu
>>80780934
>the mummy guy
JUST
>>80780934
Fuck off you faggot
Does anyone else think the porn star Zoey Holloway looks like Samantha Cameron?
>>80780804
go back to pakistan lad
>>80780989
Just started reading the undercover economist from some lads recommendation on here last night
>>80779543
Portal is fucking gay.
"Bluuuuuuuuurgh look at me I'm a fucking clock Bluuuuuuuuuurgggghhh!!
>>80781029
>i defend traditional values the beatles ended up undermining
>you defend the beatles who began the slide into cultural degeneracy
>i'm somehow the pakistani
Alright, Schlomo.
Come on, all you hip and groovy kids! Take LSD, rot your brain and party through the strawberry fields! What do your parents know? They're a bunch of SQUARES!
>>80779751
>Would Enoch be smiling right now, lads?
>On the 12th of July
>3 weeks after Independence Day
He'd be laughing his tits off.
>>80779741
Another short Adam Curtis one if you haven't seen it. Was shown as part of Charlie Brooker's Wipe show one year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcy8uLjRHPM
>>80781021
Yeah she kinda does.
I think you might have just set my cock on a warpath, I feel like going on a Zoey Holloway Mummy marathon.
just deactivated my facebook account
feels good.
WHOEVER THE NEXT OP IS, GET RID OF THE FUCKING [Embed]'s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>80781447
where is that from, this looks funny
just deactivated our eu membership
feels good
>>80780618
Which one the English one of the northern Irish one?
>>80781515
>not maintaining a zombie account to fool the normal's
Exposing your powerlevels tbqhwyf
>>80781291
hey just think, when you arrive home, youll have all the traditional values you could ever dream of under sharia law, after all what has critical thinking ever done for the people of britain
>>80776339
It's the colour that the SNP want the people of Scotland to purely be by 2025.
>>80781515
It wont properly disappear for a few more months.
>>80781688
No idea. sorry.
>>80781515
what made you do this?
>>80781447
The audio on those videos puts me off. I have to turn the audio off. Enjoy your oedipal trip.
>>80776559
>lelouchefrenchpublicintellectualwannabe.jpg
>>80781803
>the beatles promote critical thinking
Yeah, it's clearly worked wonders for you.
>Oh man, I loved when John Lennon left his white wife, abandoning his son, for some fucking gook. He's my hero.
>Oh man, I love George Harrison, who split up with his wife to pursue Indian mysticism. What a cool guy.
>Man, Ringo and his drinking, drugs and promiscuous sex -- what a legend!
>And last but not least, Paul McCartney, who was murdered and replaced with a literal android.
>The Beatles are so quintessentially British and amazing!
Get cucked, you faggot.
>>80781867
SNP or no SNP, that would be the case. It's a sign of liver failure, which is a sign of engaging in too much of the traditional Scottish passtime.
>avoided a prolonged Tory leadership battle
Great
>stepped right into a continuing Labour one
For fuck sake
We haven't had a party sit down and talk policy for what, a month at this point?
>>80782137
>not an argument
suck my dick kiddo
>>80782208
>caring
>>80782051
The funny thing is, I have no attraction to any of my family members, I just like the way she speaks to me like im a little boy
>>80782319
If the Civil service can run the country without the politicians, what is the point in elections at all?
>>80782422
make people feel like they can influence decisions
>>80782295
>get destroyed
>reply with memes
LOVING
EVERY
LOL
>>80781296
His home constituency voted lLave 67%. The real interesting stat (that I can't find anywhere) is how many of the oldsters who voted OUT were former "flower children, May 68er" types and how many were the silent majority in the 60s who stood fuming as the Jews and their camp followers turned the nation upside down.
Still cannot believe Blair had the balls to show his face and write an op-ed in the NYT about a situation entirely of his making.
It looks like Labour is truly finished, bc now they have too many "heroic liberal University champions of the downtrodden," but no "White downtrodden" want to vote for any of them, they're on to the scam at last.
Not happy that May isn't calling a snap general (which she's not doing because UKIP would make huge gains all over, possibly even surpassing Labour as the official opposition and taking a nice chunk out of the tories too). I think the pressure is going to build to where May has to call a snap general eventually as it gets worse (the EU bankster globalist scum aren't going to let us get out that easily or everyone else will be following).
These are glorious times in Brit politics. Kosher apples rolling in the streets.
t. expat
>>80782208
The Tory leadership battle is the only one markets care about since they set most of the policies. This was shown by how the pound rose today.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36772309
>>80782548
>laughing online but crying on the inside
dont worry anon, i understand. i hope one day you can be happy again
>>80782422
>what is the point in elections at all?
Gives the BBC an excuse to play "Arthur", which is a great tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqI_uR6kMVo
