ITT: Fictional characters that would browse /pol/
YOUR NEW EMPIRE?
>>80654330
Why would obi wan browse pol?
Obi-Wan Kenobi would be redpilled as shit
>>80654931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEHj8lnFRCw
He would shitpost non-stop and post anti-muslim copy pastas
>>80655055
Anakin/Vader, you dumbass.
>>80655173
This is true.
>>80655173
>"I was perfectly content, but when you decided to throw away your honor as a Homunculus you forced me to step in. You speak of your precious Pride, that quality for which you were named. But then you suddenly find yourself in grave danger and you seek to escape into the body of a human, a lower life form you so despise. It's pathetic. You're a disgrace."
Redpilled af.
He would be making /comfy general/s during every happening and provide original content from his travels and teach us bushcraft and how to survive the happening
>>80655176
Then why post a picture of Look
>>80654330
MY FOOT.
YOUR ASS.
Match made in haven.
![caa16d0067263b1f0e2069d0900b335fcfed6ac0_hq[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/xvMsEG9.gif "caa16d0067263b1f0e2069d0900b335fcfed6ac0 hq[1]")
>>80654330
If you recognize this character you are my nigger
Salama would shitpost everywhere.
>>80655645
Source?
>>80654330
He's got some complex motives to kill a religious fanatic
>>80655645
that motherfucker is cult leader or something
>>80655873
My idol
>>80655873
Akane is a such a system bitch
>>80655645
Who is this? Some Swedish anime character?
![commie-fatee28184stay-night-unlimited-blade-works-23-6c195a8e-mkv_snapshot_07-14_2015-06-13_23-52-07[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9M3Z9jh.jpg "commie-fatee28184stay-night-unlimited-blade-works-23-6c195a8e-mkv snapshot 07-14 2015-06-13 23-52-07[1]")
Only true heroes are worthy of posting on my board.
Mongrels and pretenders must be sent back.
Can't believe no one has posted this motherfucker yet
>>80656143
Not the new Eric Cartman
By new I mean past season 6
>No one has posted Armstrong
>>80656133
Yeah, she really is cucked to the max at the end of season 1.
All he wanted was to make the Horde great again
>>80656238
Based Gilgamesh
>>80656303
Very true
>>80655982
>>80656192
>not recognising Muikkunen
>not knowing what Moomin is
>implying you're white
>>80656451
The dude is literally a jew though.
>>80656458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_pyF3bM6Rg
>>80656313
Mhm. Subtle burn. I'll need to take a shower now.
>>80654330
NEVER TRUST AN ELF!
>>80656685
>President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
>Can read.
Sorry anon you were close.
>>80655982
>>80656082
>>80656192
>>80656549
>>80655645
Also he would be paranoid as fuck and spam Anarchist's cookbook and Ragnar Benson books and shit like that in every single thread and tell us to stock up on Iodine pills and gasoline and tell us to move into the woods.
He would copy paste long pre-written rants about the joos that takes up several comments every time he sees an Israeli flag
>>80655106
but he be real
>>80654330 >nobody posting based elder maxson
>>80656985
Fuck you Sweden for unleashing Moomins on the world. That episode with the Groke scared the absolute shit out of me as a kid.
>>80656985
Does his name has actual meaning? What is his original name? I only know him by the name of what TV station that broadcasted it here named him.
>>80656954
That's what he has his vice president around for
>>80655430
Shame that best part of MGS V was the Miller hates niggers meme from /v/.
>>80657136
Miss this show
> the single most accurate representation of a /pol/tard in a fictional television programme.
Big Keith from the office.
When I read posts here he's who I visualize posting them
Why contain it?
Is it not obvious? We all know General Hux would browse /pol/.
>>80654931
sie konnen mich nicht besiegen
>>80657252
His name is Snusmumriken in Swedish. It basically means Comfy Hermit.
>>80658080
Damn thats a perfect name for him. Which part means "hermit"? Is it "mumriken"?
>>80657234
Moomin was written by a fennoswede and animated by the japanese, it's an anime.
The swedish dub even has all the voices in a finnish accent.
>>80656409
This! This so much!
>>80654727
>race mixer
>>80654757
DELETE THIS
>>80656647
never forget
>>80658209
Yeah
>>80658343
I am the senate
>>80656751
>Last appearance is literally "I came here to laugh at you" while the hero is whining about getting cucked by death
Why is Shishio so based?
>>80658288
>animated by the japanese
Fug, I never knew that.
>tfw Moomins was my first anime
>>80658425
>> Race mixer.
Kinda like the hundreads of daily race mixing threads started by the many race mixers here. Good one.
>>80658534
Thanks for everything
Pretty sure he's on here right now.
>>80657957
>>80657957
>>80657957
>>80657957
I'm going to picture him eating scottch egg and tim is there will he fuck her no just as matesalammlo
>>80655122
>>80655471
Well HE did browse 4chan in the series and say 'IT'S HAPPENING'
>>80658576
>>80658125
>>80657957
Gareth is /pol/
https://youtu.be/AcB0YAyFlyg
>>80658834
Jim prophet was a massive faggot.
Glad he was banned.
>>80655700
sory but asuka would be getting fucked by refugees
>>80657373
Say what you want i enjoyed the fuck out of the gameplay.
>>80654548
underrated post
>>80655070
Why?
>>80655840
YOUR JEWS
MY OVEN
>>80655949
>read that in his voice
thanks for the hearty kek
>>80659821
woah
>>80654330
>nobody from fallout yet
Tomoko would but only for attention from lonly men. I don't think she would understand how politics work and only imitate what far right people say
>>80660145
what was that bitches problem
>>80654330
>Fictional
Add Jesus to that list.
>>80661118
I can see that
>>80654330
https://youtu.be/LvSwpljtxlg
No doubt in my mind that Giorgio shitposts here daily
>>80661281
Thank you anon. I don't know how I missed them.
No one cared who i was until i put on the mask
Prove me wrong
>>80662146
you mean /sp/
>>80654330
i watched american dad again after long time
damn this show is good
go watch it if you havent
>>80662773
>2016
>not being a member of the Zann consortium
maximum pleb
>>80656478
One of the most based characters in fiction in my opinion.
Both of them
>>80663536
Pic related
This mofo
>>80663597
I didn't like playing as Jack. He was mean to the horses :'(
>>80654727
>MUH SAIYAN PRIDE DONT FORGET ABOUT THE SIX GORILLION SAIYANS LOST IN PLANET VEGETA'S DESTRUCTION
Frieza did nothing wrong.
>>80663597
Oh Christ no
>Implying he isn't /pol/ incarnate
>"The Khans are just... they're a dirty people. They live in tents like animals. And they're very rude!"
>>80664254
Did it all to save his white family from some faggot allied with injuns in the mountains. Realizes the Mexican revolution is horseshit and that it's going to continue because fucking spics. His son is raised well as a farm hand and is well read, hates corrupt cops for obvious reasons, both are absolutely redpilled
You know he would.
>>80664011
frieza was a literal space kike controlling every planets economy
/thread
>>80654330
holocaust survivors
>>80665153
#notalluchiha
>>80659866
I always thought he was meant to repent the Jewish nwo conspiracy
>>80658369
DELETE THIS
>>80665537
Kek
My man
>>80657871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9y5LSRCc04
>>80655025
Yeaaaaa this
>>80666415
JBL was a fuckin badass.
This guy
>>80666837
GIVE IT TO ME
GIVE IT TO ME
>>80663217
>Family Guy lite
Nope. I wouldn't recommend for someone to watch Modern Simpsons and I wouldn't recommend watching something that's even worse.
>>80656900
Came here to post this
All day.
Racetrack would browse /pol/ during long Raptor scouting missions.
>>80664856
He would be the most raging leftist cuck that ever lived, if you want a AoT character that would be a /pol/ack it would be monkey trouble
>>80668656
ohh my, how did it take 200 posts to get to ruckus...
>>80654330
Most likely.
>>80654330
Surprised this one was not posted yet
>>80669391
Can't kill the Messiah.
>>80668656
/pol/ admin
>>80658834
More like
>>80654330
>You niggers smell bad.
My favorite quote in the whole movie.
>>80655106
Only a click away from /mu/ not terribly unlikely
>>80670052
FFS
/thread
>>80655173
True.
For redpilling on the jews and doing the shitposting obviously
>>80656400
underrated post
>>80656624
If he is an American, I wonder if he would treat Jews like he treated the uchiha.
Christ, is anyone watching Fox News right now? What in the actual fuck are they doing?
>>80661437
Here ya go tryhard
>>80658369
>>80671334
related
>>80670077
KEK
>>80667092
American Dad is actually better than Family Guy at this point. But you still be watching better things.
>>80655873
They even go to /pol/ to figure out his master plan
>>80658343
sheev
Basically every Marvel villain.
>>80664468
Animals dont live in tents nigger, what the fuck
>>80655727
>>80654330
episode 3 best episode
>>80656451
George is an /r9k/ poster (a failed normie), who occasionally visits other boards.
>>80654330
>implying shitpost isn't what all dolls do erryday
>>80662014
this man gets paid to shitpost irl
>>80654330
Plato
>They (the people) should observe what elements mingle in their offspring; for if the son of a golden or silver parent has an admixture of brass and iron, then nature orders a transposition of ranks, and the eye of the ruler must not be pitiful toward the child because he has to descend in the scale and become a husbandman or artisan, just as there may be sons of artisans who having an admixture of gold or silver in them are raised to honor, and become guardians or auxiliaries. For an oracle says that when a man of brass or iron guards the State, it will be destroyed.
>A woman, I said, at twenty years of age may begin to bear children to the State, and continue to bear them until forty; a man may begin at five-and-twenty, when he has passed the point at which the pulse of life beats quickest, and continue to beget children until he be fifty-five.
>Can there be any greater evil than discord and distraction and plurality where unity ought to reign? or any greater good than the bond of unity?
>>80666919
Brother Justin for sure.
>>80657373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZY7QCBMWoE
[spoiler]I wrote this[/spoiler]
>>80668656
One good nigga
>>80667440
>someone actually posts best girl
is this real life
>>80654330
Jack Black from Jackal.
>>80675007
Nah I would say /x/ and /b/
Pikachu
Literally every sentient creature from 40k
>>80655140
>Hoy
>>80657102
based Johan
>((((Dinkleberg))))
>>80676198
The Cadre disagrees gue'vesa.
>>80662083
This. General Ripper was the one that taught me to stay away from the Vaginal Jew
>>80655949
Yes, but dad, the vast majority of those murders are committed by young black males below 35. Therefore, it could be argued that about 3.5% of the population which are young black males, are responsible for 50% of the nation's murder rate.
>>80676331
>implying you xeno scum don't consider humans inferior despite the fact you let them live in your small ass empire
>>80666178
Came to make sure he was posted. The man is a walking redpill.
Definitely browses /k/
>>80663016
You're going to get no argument from me
>>80674339
>fictional characters
still worth a mention
Basically any of the good guys in LotR
>>80679505
Boromir would definitely be /pol/
>>80670231
>>80670052
Both of these dudes do.
EddieBlake is amoral and parody of the state of the decay and digusting world.
Rorschach is a Kantian morality man who won't compromise with degenerates.
he saved new vegas with memetic warfare
>>80654931
Angela my allegiance is to the UK to DEMOCRACY!
Although it might just be to tell us all we're too lost in the fantasy of having a race war and aren't living our lives.
>>80655645
Patron Saint of NEETs.
Commander Farsight
He is literally the most red pilled Tau
>>80655645
There was some autistic on /out/ asking for clothes to look like him.
He'd probably post on here to vent on SEELE
>>80680793
Marche was the only motherfucker in that whole fantasy world that saw how fucked up the made up fantasy made by the autist of Mewt was, he had very clear the whole morale of the game that while reality sucks pulling trough it its what it was all about, the other little fucks where self-important pricks that wanted to be seen as heroes
>>80654330
very likely
as a paid shill
C'mon now folks!
Sam "the weak should fear the strong, and i am strong" Hyde
Cant post pic from ps4 but L from Death Note.
>>80682790
human race is only race
>>80654931
>I'm afraid the border will be quite open when the migrants arrive
he distrusted niggers and was shoa'd by space jews
>>80669292
>>80669420
Definitely these two
>>80666763
He was. A good talker and he could put on entertaining brawling matches. I never understood why people thought he wasnt championship material
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