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>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
>NIGEL FARAGE: MAY'S SO COLD SHE MIGHT BE ALABASTER
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3682601/NIGEL-FARAGE-Theresa-s-cold-alabaster.html
>ETERNAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww
>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi/
>PRO-BREXIT LEADSOM V PRO-REMAIN MEDIA-BACKED MAY WAR CONTINUES
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/10/andrea-leadsom-camp-hits-back-motherhood-row-theresa-may
>ANGELA EAGLE: "C-CORBYN STOP!!! THAT'S IT, I W-WARNED YOU, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL THE WRATH OF THE BLAIRITES"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36756975
>UKIP IS FINISHED - PAUL NUTTALL DROPS OUT OF THE LEADERSHIP RACE, NIGGER OR WOMAN SET TO REPLACE HIM AND "RID THE PARTY OF RACISTS, SEXISTS AND HOMOPHOBES"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682752/Who-ll-end-Cult-Nigel-m-woman-UKIP-s-best-known-female-politician-says-party-shed-chauvinist-image.html
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36756379
>LIB DEM MEMBERSHIP 'SURGES' AFTER BUMBLASTED REMAINERS FLOCK TO THEM IN DROVES
http://leftfootforward.org/2016/07/lib-dems-hit-their-highest-membership-in-a-decade-why-are-thousands-signing-up/
>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
http://www.thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
>THE MAD MULLAH PLANS TO RELEASE A FILM ABOUT TONY THE BLOOD GOD'S IRAQ SLAUGHTER
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jul/07/the-killing-of-tony-blair-review-george-galloway-chilcot-iraq
>PETER HITCHENS ON SUNDAY: LEAVE BLAIR ALONE, YOU'RE ALL TO BLAME
http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/
>MENTAL MCDONNELL SEES THE GHOST OF THATCHER WHEN HE STARES DOWN INTO HIS TOILET BOWL
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/john-mcdonnell-remembers-lambeth-revolt/
Britain for the British! No Islam, no Judaism, no coloureds, no Slavs, no Meds, no Spaniards!
TRADE DEALS
>>80574919
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
the memes are leaking into real life lads
>>80575657
At mine a pair of Pacific Islanders took pictures up the Korean teacher's dress with a hidden cellphone, then posted it to Facebook
She left and they got away with it too
>>80574919
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
oh god I got to "g-good after n-noon" before closing the video in a swathe of cringe
can someone give me a transcript
>>80576267
something along the lines of "what's your opinion on "keek" and meme magic?"
Where is your article 50, cucks.
>>80576466
and what does are nige say
>>80576267
Oliver:''Good afternoon Nigel''
Nige:''Not quite there yet (10am)
Oliver''Aye, ye goodafternoon''
>Based Nige laughs at retard
Oliver:''What do you think is going on with young people regarding keek, and meme magic because of the referendum''
Nige:''Well look, all around the EU, in Greece, Spain, Italy, and France, the youth are anti-eu, they don't want to be in the EU, so when I see that 75% of young people in the UK voted to stay in, that troubles me''
^From memory
>>80576660
thanks
>keek
>>80574919
Morning lids.
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
Fucking hell that was funny. I live Nige.
>>80576491
Where is your bank bailout, guinea
>>80576267
It's done on purpose. Just watch it.
>>80574919
> tried to watch the "keek" and "meme magic" video with Nige.
> had to turn it off the moment the kid mentioned "keek"
>Now i'm pacing the room with my head in my hands
oh for fuck's sake
>>80574919
>1:13:30
>morning
AUSTRALIAN
>>80576870
1am is morning, Karen. you stupid slut.
>>80576870
It's morning in bongland
>>80575246
Belgium is a non country.
I swear, some talented cunt should merge Nige and Karen to make a TRUE BRITISH MASCOT
Got some bad news about leadsom lads
http://www.andrealeadsom.com/working-for-you/andrea's-blog/a-tory-mums-recipe-for-a-perfect-british-society/27
>>80574919
>>80576754
>>80576870
>>80576979
>white with blonde hair
She doesn't look British at all, also why is she not wearing her burqa?
what is with all the autists incapable of seeing humour and just laughing about stuff, instead of pulling tumblr-tier *cringes* shit?
karen chan kawaii desu
>>80577150
>one cup of Anglo Saxon determination;
>jugful of Muslim respect for the family;
>pinch of traditional Asian modesty;
>two tablespoonsful of military respect for authority;
>serve on a bed of East European work ethic;
>full glass of British belief in the freedom of the individual!
What the fuck did I just read.
Is mummy the second coming of maggie?
Are we about to see Argentina get rekt again?
>>80577315
Because not everyone has the same sense of humour as a fucking leaf
>>80577426
Sharia is better than anything Western secularism can offer
>>80577426
>Muslim respect for the family
>East European work ethic
holy fucking shit, i'm losing it right here
>>80577386
So kawaii
>>80577450
Hopefully.
>>80577567
We are finally at a stage where we are moving away from religion, then its like
>"Hold up, theres a new religion at the door."
>"Knock Knock, its Sharia, here to burn down your civilised society."
just woke up and opened the curtains.. saw 2 elderly romanian women being chased down the street by a crowd of balaclava-wearing white supremacists carrying england flags. A young muslim man stood in front of them and called for them to stop and that we were all humans but was knocked unconscious by a can of carling while the mob leader yelled 'we voted to deport you muhammad, go back to timbuktu'
really breaks your heart... huh
>>80577500
it's possible to see there's humour in something even if you don't actually find it funny, and there is definitely no need for 'I literally can't even, much cringe' tumblr antics
>>80578106
>tfw all the dads in my village have shaved their heads and have started picking on all the foreigners
really regret voting Brexit right now.
>>80578106
>>80578512
Sounds fun. Where can I sign up?
>>80578106
>>80578512
Fucking kek. Hahahah.
Sharia for UK
>>80579947
If you want some good old romper stomper fun, come over to Manchester, Glasgow or Dundee. That's where I get my steam off. In just one week in Dundee we curb stomped a paki and a nigger, one of our fellows forked a Bengali in the neck.
>>80580892
Do you attack pakis if ever they have the union jack all around their house?
>>80574919
Should post the cover of today's Economist. Italy's banks are failing and they only have 20% reserve to cover deposits. Much bailout talks with Merkel
Be glad you left the EU
Afternoon lads
Good afternoon
>>80580892
do you have names for it?
>Paki Punting
>Hindu Hurling
>Pole Punching
>Scot Slapping
>Somali Stomping
>Muzzie Mashing
>Romanian Removing
>Korean Kicking
>China Chomping
>Nepali Nutting
GOOD MORNING!
>>80581633
FUNNY ISN'T IT
>>80580958
Yes. Paki with the Union Flag in public is not all that patriotic and anti-migration. Most of them parade it like a trophy of a conquest.
>>80581289
It's usually "let's smash some cunts"
Have we found out who oliver from Stroud is?
>>80581972
Ah, "Cunt Kicking"
>>80581633
>>80581802
Isn't it funny*
They aren't going to stop:
>More than 1,000 lawyers across the UK have signed a letter addressed to Prime Minister David Cameron insisting that last month's vote to leave the European Union is not legally binding.
>They recommended the creation of an independent committee to assess the benefits and risks of Brexit, citing evidence that the referendum result "was influenced by misrepresentations of fact and promises that could not be delivered".
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/brexit-over-1000-barristers-sign-letter-saying-eu-referendum-vote-not-legally-binding-1569919
I love how they focus on "lies" from the Leave campaign.
Meanwhile, prior to the vote, Gideon was all like: "Leaving the EU means turning your back on the world," whilst this morning GIdeon is all like: "Leaving the EU doesn't mean turning our back on the world." So clearly the Remain side lied, too, but the rich, privileged lawyers don't give a shit about that. These faggots who hate public opinion are exactly the kind of disconnected ponces that Leave voters were voting against.
>>80582130
It must really suck too, when you have spent years studying European Law and it will soon no longer be relevant.
>>80582085
*FUNNY ISN'T IT
Battle of the Boyne on this day in 1690
>>80582037
He was on here before, during and after.
We're not dox'ing him, if that's what you are trying to say?
I͎͚̼S̸̻͙͙̲̗̼N̪̲̥͉̳͖ͅ'T̪̗̬̫ ̦̙̠͕̘̦̫Í̙̦̦̩͔T̵̖̦͖̟̯ ̘͙F̶̰͓̳̤̝Ụ̸͍̳ͅNN̬̪͎̬͍͈̻Y͈̜̫͝ ͖̝
>>80582772
nah, just wanted to confirm he browsed /pol/ and not eight chan or reddit or summat.
>>80582897
I KNOW THAT VIRTUALLY NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER DONE A PROPER JOB IN YOUR LIVES. OR WORKED. OR WORKED IN BUSINESS. OR WORKED IN TRADE. OR INDEED EVER CREATED A JOB.
WELL JUST LOOK AT THE MEDITERRANEAN!
>>80583151
Why has somebody replaced "screw" with "fuck"? It doesn't rhyme now.
>>80575246
Cheers lad
>>80581337
G-G-Good afternoon
>>80582321
Lel.
>>80582321
Then they can fuck off to Ireland. We have a proportion of Lawyers in our society similar to that of the US, the ammount of lawyers has increased massively over the past 30 years.
>>80583385
It's not quite afternoon yet Oliver, but go on
Pill me, lads. I hear a lot of remain whine that we "won't have a voice in the EU anymore". Why is this a thing? If we're leaving it, who gives a shit? We don't have a say in US politics either.
Also did anyone seriously think we could "reform" the EU? Even if you were completely neutral, our politicians and media have spent YEARS slagging the EU off and now we expect them to listen to what we want to change? Can you imagine working for a company, loudly telling them they're shit and you're going to quit one day, then walking into a board meeting and demand a better vending machine?
pic unrelated
>Kezia Dugdale on why Cobyn isn't cut out to be PM: “He’s deeply driven by his principles and wanting to do the right thing.”
Anti Corbyn Labour in a nutshell lmao
>>80584027
It is reference that, while we don't know the outcome of the negotiations, basically any other country, like Norway has to agree with the terms set on stuff like migration, which was a key issue. So people think it will end up like that, leaving the EU, but being forced to accept their rules in return of being in the single market. Thus, no longer having a voice at the table.
>>80584384
Lets just make a trade empire with the commonwealth, america, russia and asia
Reminder to hide Carswell shills. They support him because they agree with him, as they'll let slip/grudgingly admit after arguing with them for some time.
>>80584087
Welp.You know ,if Corbyn has support of MSM that phrase will be on the first page of them
>>80584523
Reminder also to hide Peter Hitchens shills.
>>80584605
Peter himself is fine a lot of the time. Ignore YKTD shilling him though, he just agrees with anything he says, save a few issues.
>>80577450
Better. Spain are making some sort of claim to Gibraltar
>>80584692
Spaniards are delusional. We have the best military in the world. They would be destroyed.
Are you guys ready for Supreme Overlord Theresa May?
>>80584865
Wut?It isnt 1985 lad
>>80584865
I want them to invade just so we can fucking destroy them.
>>80581164
They'll probably make us contribute to the bail out. We're not out yet
#JustSoYouKnow
#Cuck
>>80585012
Thatcher 2.0.. Well at least we only have her for 4 years.
>>80574919
Meme magic.
mfw
>>80575246
>no Slavs
>lacking in-group preference
>>80585130
And if they want cash in Aid we will happly contribute for better exit terms.
>oneoffpaymentforclay
>Setting out plans to change the way big businesses are governed, Mrs May will say consumers and workers should have places on their boards.
>The home secretary will acknowledge the criminal justice system treats black people "more harshly" than white counterparts.
wow just wow. This country is so fucked if she wins. Not only will nogs have government approval to commit more crimes but the UK will also be less business friendly.
>>80585297
No she's not.
>>80584027
I don't know either. Anything important goes through nato. As for the other stuff we'll have to make our products compliant with EU standards anyway just like other exporters. I don't think it's worth the money to have a half arse input on this
>>80585012
Not fussed to be honest!
Both May and Leadsom aren't ideal but we have little choice in the matter.
Maybe in the next few years, the Tories will field somebody better but even as all the candidates were announced, none were particularly outstanding.
>>80584865
Makes me want to go and spend my holiday money there lads
>>80585340
Exactly. I'm tired of people running down our power to negotiate. We are basically striking a deal with Germany, not the whole of the EU (since Germany is bankrolling them), and we are an important trade partner. They will totally throw a few polish workers under the bus without blinking
>>80585313
Not a Slav, but Anglo-Norsk. If I was a British subject of Slavic descent I still would oppose the arrival of other people who are not native to the British Isles.
>>80584865
The Spanish should have a talk with the Argentinians before trying anything.
>>80585028
True, true
If Leadsom can barely cope with a few journalists taking her words out of context how the fug could she possibly remain level-headed when running the country?
As much as I want a right wing leader, I'd also prefer our country wasn't a laughing stock
>>80585297
You think Labour are going to win in 2020?
>>80585683
>As much as I want a right wing leader, I'd also prefer our country wasn't a laughing stock
You're 20 years too late, phamalam.
>>80584087
Where's that quote from?
>>80577150
She's fucking dead to me now, bury her, all hail Theresa May
>>80585941
its not too late for them
What do Scotfags think of James I / VI
>>80586064
m8 its over for y'all
>>80585345
I am now a #MayMissile
>>80586140
>welcome here
>its arsehole
>>80577237
Well she is half Jap.
BBC giving us a taste of our future here with the inside of a Sharia Law court.
Which one would get it, lads?
You guys watching the shaira court thing on the victoria derbyshire show?
fucking insane how the bbc are defending this
>>80586232
Whichever one is the lesbian. They're both so horrific that they deserve to be as disgusted by it as I am by them.
>>80586204
I'd like to fuck a brit boipucci
>>80585534
Fortress of the Britishness in the lake of Mediterranean barbarism. Cutie on the right is a one kinky bird for sure.
>>80585107
I wish it would be possible to volunteer if war with Spain breaks out. Little war within Europe is what we need to spark violents uprisings across the continent.
After 2 years studying in UK I really dont understand why the fuck do you want a country with only british girls around.
Polish girls are cute, cheap and do everything for you anons.
>>80586232
>those teeth
This is why Americans make fun of us
>>80585313
Are slavs British? No.
>Boston: 2013
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2272195/The-town-thats-We-visit-town-countrys-biggest-influx-East-Europeans.html
>Boston: current year
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2016/07/view-brexitland-boston-town-voted-strongest-leave-eu
>>80585345
Source on both of these? The first one sounds like an absolute fucking trainwreck, the second one is just lip service
>consumers should have a place on company boards
How would that even work? And what's the point anyway, you buy their product, you don't have a stake in its production
>>80584865
Shame that Gibraltans almost universally look like they have at least one spanish parent
>>80586232
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
>>80586652
How's your airsoft gun?
>wake up
>criminal justice system still refuses to punish criminals and deter them from such acts
>go back to sleep
>>80586729
Hows your Glock 17, m80?
3 days of work and I get a week off
>2016
>Choosing to work instead of being a NEET
>>80577567
Sharia is against freedom of conscience and speech, fundamental aspects of being human, and is degenerate in so many other ways, suppressing creativity and real progress. It is the legal definition of degeneracy.
>>80586831
Just get a job or work for yourself where you can toss it off on /pol/ all day lad
>>80586652
These are prototypes.
But your Police has has them
>>80586949
Problem, Mohammed?
Parcelforce have got their hands on one of my import orders that's valued around 9k yen. How much will they rape my wallet, lads?
I'm guessing around £25+
>>80586982
Oh it's you again . . .posting the fake stuff.
>>80574919
Why does Karen have to be so cute. There's no point.
>look wistfully at cute pictures
>they're only cute pictures
>there is nothing to be gained by looking at aesthetically pleasing pictures of karen
>>80586539
Are polish girls Anglo Saxon or Celtic? If not, then we don't want to breed with them in case we accidentally our nation.
>EU Banks Need $166 Billion bailout, Deutsche Bank Economist Tells Welt
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-10/eu-banks-need-166-billion-deutsche-bank-economist-tells-welt
STRONGER IN THEY SAID
>>80587011
Just fucking ignore him. Look at all his posts in this thread- they're all bad attempts to be le funny trolle xD. Don't give him the satisfaction of a response.
>>80587046
who is this qt?
>>80587003
yeah gonna be like £20.
you use fromjapan to buy clothes from yahoojapan fellow /fa/scist?
>you will never own a black og lang astro parka like me
8)
Anyone else just hoping for a total collapse of the euro and EU now?
It'll stop our faggot banks from thinking twice about moving, plus it'll give us the upper hand in any negotiation
>>80587105
I've come across him before, he was posting fake shit and even stuff from Australia that he thought was from Britain.
>>80586539
Not thinking with our dick is one of the reasons why we are a great colonial nation. Spaniards thinking with their dick is the sole reason why we have a billion of mongrels in corrupt shitholes.
>>80587003
You fucked up lad, always use SAL since it goes through royal mail. Parcel force check for taxes more closely and their handling fees are fucking extortionate.
>>80587135
Nah, a degenerate action figure that comes with an artbook.
>>80587178
We all have. Wouldn't be surprised if it was the Asian that used to shitpost in these threads last year. Any minute now he'll post the Fawlty Towers image.
>>80587178
What is fake in >>80586982 ??
Both are real articles from the DM which is reputable af.
>>80587206
EMS or DHL was literally the only option, sadly. Would've picked R-SAL if it were available.
>>80587021
She really is cute
>>80574919
AHAHAHAHAHA
>g-g-good afternoon
Well, we're not there yet but almost
>g-good afternoon
>What do you think of 'keek' and meme magic?
fucking based
>>80587277
Some of what you have posted before was fake and I have pointed it out to you. (like the Trigger trainer)
That article you have posted there is also misrepresented (Daily Mail sensationalism).
He wasn't arrested for quoting Churchill, he was arrested for failing to comply to a Police request to move on.
>>80587251
I'm not Asian.
>>80587404
So the police have the power to 'move you on' for no reason? hahahaha, land of the free, home of the brave!
>>80576491
Guess I'll wake you up when September ends. Because that is when we trigger article 50. And you, apparently :^)
FUNNY, ISN'T IT
Has Eagle announced the challenge yet?
>>80587462
>So the police have the power to 'move you on' for no reason?
Now you are just being silly.
Why don't you learn to shitpost better, instead of the same old rubbish that you have been called out on so many times before?
>>80576491
Greece Jr. chiming in KEK.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/italys-desperate-banks-1467933635
>>80576491
In Andrea Leadsom's briefcase.
>>80587436
You've been confirmed as a Chink in Australia with a small penis and homosexual desires. I shall no longer be replying after this.
>>80587603
He doesn't learn to shitpost better because people reply anyway.
>keek
Any of you lads read this?
If so, is it any good or just tin-foiler fuel?
>>80587603
You can't even defend it? kek
>>80587731
I think you mean keek lad
>>80587603
Why give him (You)s? Just post after him pointing out that Australian tax money goes directly to Abos for literally >muh feels reasoning, so the Abos can sit on their arses all day and get loaded on huffing petrol, all on whitey's dime.
>>80587696
>He doesn't learn to shitpost better because people reply anyway.
With all due respect mate, you encourage the DNKY tripfag to spout his bullshit and gain an audience.
>>80587462
Don't you have a BLM protest to be at?
>remainers crying now as the government ignored a proxied petition
The buttdevestation never ends
>Cameron trying so hard to say the future outside the EU is bright without admitting his fear mongering was complete shite
>>80587295
go back to /b/
its you every fucking day
that cunt from the Philippines.
fuck off will you? autistic little prick
>>80587841
I already know this dumb shit is going to be in school textbooks in 30 years.
>>80587797
Because YKTD actually posts somewhat decent posts. When he's acting like a retard or begging for attention I ignore him, when he posts something relevant and/or interesting I'll respond. If the retarded Chink actually posted something decent I'd respond.
>tfw into my heart an air that kills
>>80587811
>remainers crying now as the government ignored a proxied petition
Do you have a link for this mate?
Any Leadsome powerstances??
>>80588010
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3684187/Parliament-vote-ahead-Brexit-1-000-lawyers-warn-letter-Downing-Street.html
Possibly this.
>>80587804
>>80587841
>people are honestly comparing this to Tank Man
>>80586637
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36760953
>lip service
Coming from the so-called Conservative party, I'm pretty sure they will push through with pro-dindu laws.
>>80585534
Don't.
Imagine London in the 1980s during a heatwave.
>>80588000
Some guy already pulled apart his 'Carswell Bingo' . . .I took a look at his 'Teresa May Bingo' and that is full of misquotes and out of context shit too.
I don't want to get in an argument with you but you know where I stand on the little faggot.
>>80577912
Beating your wife and cheating the benefits system then.
>>80587841
this is some cringey shit
In today's sensible talk from the unions, this.
>>80574919
I'm so glad Britain left the EU, now they can start being progressive and taking more immigrants like canada!
Diversity is our strength!
>>80574919
>"keek"
cringe at this autist
>>80588414
Isn't it worrying how much power the unions have within Labour?
GOOD AFTERNOON, LADS
>>80574919
>>80587991
PLEASE ANONS WE NEED YOUR HELP
we are trying to help a new site called polstart take off and gain attention
It's basically pol for the masses
>>80588471
Not really considering they are the LABOUR party
>>80588471
If you're a Labourite, sure.
>>80584865
>Gibraltans
>White
>>80588414
P U R G E
U
R
G
E
Can't come soon enough
>>80587841
Just post other badly timed photos in response
>>80588446
You'll always be butthurt about us, it's a bit sad Ahmed
>pronouncing kek as keek
ya blew it
>>80577426
Actually she forgot a scoop of Indian poo.
Anyone watching May's speech? She's just torn into the politicians and businessmen who are trying to get the govt. to worm out of Brexit.
>>80588687
That's something at least I guess
>>80588687
She's also said that Brexit means Brexit, hence we will leave the EU.
To be honest, I'm lessening my support for Andrea day-by-day. She really needs to offer something different and hammer that she WILL invoke Article 50, since May still won't directly say that.
May just said BREXIT means BREXIT. She will make no attempts to remain in the EU. Interdasting
Fucking hell we need to be appealing to corporations not scaring them away.
>>80588687
Jolly good.
The Tories might be sensing that sticking to Brexit for at least the next few terms of office may basically give them the UKIP vote now that Farage has left and Banks seems to be having other ideas outside of UKIP.
In taht way, it might be in the Tory parties political interest to properly back Brexit, and we can assume that they will act in their own political interest, hence why this is important.
Not sure I like what I'm hearing.
>>80588687
Wow I am now a #MayMachine
>>80588792
>>80588776
That's different than to say, practically staying in the EU with the EEA and freedom of movement and having to pay for it
And only invoking article 50 next year.
>>80576660
Oliver:''Good afternoon Nigel''
Nige:''Not quite there yet (10am)
Oliver''Aye, ye goodafternoon"
>>80588825
Well... different people have different ideas.
This is the problem Brexit will have now. Will the free-market Brexiters determine policy, or will the anti-neoliberal Brexiters determiner policy?
Gideon has already said he will slash corporation tax to attract business. How many of the Brexiters who voted Leave out of a dislike for the ultra-rich will be happy with that? Probably not many.
>>80589080
That just means that the new debate becomes whether we should stay in the EEA or not. I would settle with just getting out of the EU for now. After that we can talk about setting up bilateral agreements with the EU so that we can exit the EEA. Who knows, with UK leadership, the entire EFTA might ditch the EEA and start relying on trade deals that do not allow free movement.
May is saying all the right things to get the vote.
She will definitely be our next PM, sorry lads
She's literally female Blair
>>80589008
Next General Election results:
Brexitories: 40%
Bleurites: 40%
Corbynists: Hold balance of power, pro-brexit
>>80589244
Yeah I'm fucking annoyed about it.
>>80588687
Without Article 50 it is useless
And there will be no informal talks as EU said that
Why is Ed Miliband wearing a dress and making a pitch for the Tory leadership?
>>80588662
WHO ARE YOU?
>>80589341
I don't know but I don't fucking like it
The political correctness shit she came out with was awful. Otherwise nothing she's said has been too bad. Looks like she's going for centre ground so there's room for an Aaron Banks right-wing party to step in.
>>80577237
I've said all along that Teresa May will not be as bad as people think.
>>80589494
She'll be worse.
https://youtu.be/RsSN3dSp-FI
>>80589526
No.
She is far better equipped to do the job than Leadsom.
I sure hope the remainer media don't get the win they're hoping for.
>>80589592
Never mind.
https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/752450498096160768
FUCK
>>80589589
Better equipped but has worse policies.
Make of that what you will.
>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
Of course this autist is from Stroud. Oliver if you're in this thread I'm coming over on the bus to fuck your wife with my BIG GLOUCESTER COCK
>>80589457
She's a Blairite plain and simple. Likely even more left wing than Cameron.
Objectively speaking Blairites are more left wing than Corbyn, the only difference is the media bias and the meme that the conservative and new labour are somehow "centre right."
Importing millions of foreigners, supplanting the established law and culture for thousands of years, destroying law, order, sovereignty are as Trotskyist as you get.
Personally I think May planned to step in no matter what happened and Cameron is very happy such a disgusting leftist will follow up his reign of faggotry. Media is completely backing May over Leadsom because they know what's up, all business as usual in this cunty nation.
>>80589685
There goes my £20
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
me magic
LEADSOM HAS DROPPED OUT
>>80589494
She's responsible for the highest level of immigration in the UK ever. She has no children of her own so will find little brown surrogates instead like Mutti.
WAKE ME UP
FUCK MUMMY HAS PULLED OUT THE LEADERSHIP RACE
>>80589589
What job? White genocide?
>>80589718
You think someone as autistic as Oliver has a wife?
FUCK
LEADSOM'S DROPPING OUT LADS >>80589850
I was just thinking she should do it. May gives her job, no need for drawn out elections, initiate departure
>>80589800
Oh FFS, it's true.
Should've backed Gove instead of indulging in the backstabbing le epic Game of le Thrones meme. He would've made it to the finals without dropping out.
>>80581181
Were not quite there yet, but go on
>>80589799
>She's responsible for the highest level of immigration in the UK ever
No she is not.
Her hands were tied.
>>80589846
And this is Bullshit .. .it's mis-quotes and out of context put together by a Remain fag from Cripplechan - Dismissed.
PS. you can put your trip on now!
>>80589855
I'll take a sister I'm not picky
LEADSOM PULLING OUT
WHAT THE FUCK
MUMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY
SAAAAAAVVEEEEE MEEEEEEEE
Stitch up is complete, lads. Remain won. Have fun watching the triggering of Article 50 get put back over and over and over and over and over
BBC reporting Leadsom's pulling out.
Welcome your new MayTrain PM /pol/.
>>80589928
>.. .
>>80589911
OH YES GOOD AFTERN-N-NOON
MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY
JOIN LABOUR, LADS.
JEREMY CORBYN IS THE OUR ONLY HOPE1
>>80589910
this.
you cunts just gave us may, no brexit now lads.
>>80588126
Do you have the pulled apart Carswell bingo?
Fucking hell what a shitshow this month has been
>>80589685
>>80589781
>>80589800
>>80589817
>>80589934
FUCK OFF SHILLS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
thank god leadsoms going, she'd ruin the conservative party
>Mummy's sources said that she couldn't take the abuse
ffs, you knew what you were getting into
>>80589928
>Her hands were tied.
Most migrants came from outside the EU, how exactly were her hands tied?
YOU WERE TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS
>don't worry I'll trigger Article 50 next year
>next year comes
>oh sorry I forgot, guess we're staying in the EU, Leave lied and everyone regretted it anyway if you look at this poll :v)
>>80589928
Here's your context. One law for them. One law for us. Which law do you think will be supreme when they've finished out breeding us?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/26/may-hails-benefits-of-sharia-as-inquiry-set-up-into-misuse-of-is/
MUMMY NO
KEEK KEEK KEEK KEEK KEEK KEEK
>>80590027
No.
It wasn't me that did it.
I wouldn't save it anyway, the anon who did it might post it later if DKNY posts his version?
>>80590009
Only hope of what? Full islamisation?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>80590040
It's ogre lad
Gove needs to re-enter now and not make this a coronation.
What a trainwreck
>>80590086
g-g-good aftern-noon
Why pull out now?
I guess Leadsom's campaign was pivoting entirely on the chance that May might not trigger Article 50. Now that May said Brexit will definitely happen, I guess she thought the game was up.
>Please Help Me Theresa May Is Holding My Family Hostage
What did she mean by this?
WAIT LADS - BORIS IS COMING BACK, BABY!
>>80590149
>Believing Theresa "Anyone But" May
>>80590078
No Mummy :c
You can do it!
Blasting Rule Britannia through my audio system, neighbours called the cops....
>>80590182
That stage has already happened you mong
>>80589928
>No she is not.
>Her hands were tied.
Yes she is. During the last 6 years immigration has been at its highest level in history. As Home Secretary she is directly responsible.
MUMMY POSTERS BTFO
YOU JUST COST ME 20 QUID YOU STUPID SOW
REEEEEEE YOU WOULD'VE WON YOU BITCH
>>80590254
No you see, her hands were tied.
I don't know what she spent all those years doing -- perhaps drafting pointless anti-legal high legislation and surveillance bill to combat "hate speech" -- but her hands were definitely tied!
>tfw we emptied our meme magic reserves shilling for Brexit and there was none left for Leadsom
So when is Cameron going now?
LEADSOM LEAVES THE RACE
This is bullshit. Why was every Leave tory such a waste of space?
Boris folded as soon as he faced the slightest bit of pressure
Gove was too busy roleplaying his Littlefinger fantasies to make moves that made any fucking sense
Now Leadsom apparently didn't realise that being PM meant having to take abuse, even though that's like 90% of the job.
So is May just running unopposed now? Fuck this
>>80590254
5 years was a coalition, she never had free reign.
EU stipulates freedom of Movement, fuck all she could do.
The non EU stuff was mainly Visa'd workers, Students and Family shit . . . .this CAN be controlled but we had reasons not to, having said that she was VERY strict with those overstaying their visas.
>>80574919
Do not slide this >>80589926
Would Gove come back into the frame of Leadsom dropped out?
When will Cameron go? Forget about Brexit for a few years and think about it. Article 50 doesn't need to be triggered until 2020 after a general election.
Hold on, if she leaves then there wouldn't even be a choice. That can't be allowed surely?
Leadsom 's problem was she was praying to KEK.
She should have been praying to KEEK.
G-G-GOOD AFTERN-NOON
Ok let's take a brief minute to think about this.
Positives:
>stronger leader than Leadsom
>we will definitely leave the EU
>Brexiteers could get cabinet positions
Negatives:
>RIP 4chan
>she's politically correct as fuck
>she'll be in charge for the next 10 years minimum
Anything else?
>>80590280
I had a tenner on Leadsome too!
LEADSOM THREAD HERE LADS >>80590271
>>80589685
WHAT THE FUCKK
WHYYY
HOLY SHIY WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKK
>>80590376
This is an absolute joke
Unironically, Jacob Rees-Mogg should've run. He could easily have been PM given these circumstances.
It all feels like a stitch up to give M'Lady Hillary a PR boost with a female British PM. The media will lap this shit up and say how it'll be "so inspirational" if America and Britain both have women as leaders. Fuck the conservatives and fuck Theresa May and fuck David Cuckold Cameron.
>shit talking mummy
Leadsom out REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20
>>80590478
>we will definitely leave the EU
>Brexiteers could get cabinet positions
lel
Watch the new cabinet be the snivelling tarts who wanted us to stay in
>>80590244
No - even now there must be two candidates.
>>80590376
Honestly i believe it to be pressures from inside.
NOT MAY
NOOOOO IT WASNT MEANT TO BE LIKE THIS
WE ARE FINISHED LASD
>>80590536
Citation desperately fucking needed
>>80590376
Trump is the only man on this planet who can stand up to the establishment. We must forget about the UK for now. There's nothing we can do till 2020, bar random happenings. We must put all our troll energy into getting Trump elected.
HOW THE FUCJK
LADS HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN
HOLY SHIT
>>80590531
She literally said Brexit means Brexit in the past hour
I am sort of glad.
I was predicting May would win anyway, so this basically just brings forth the inevitable to a sooner date. No dilly-dallying. Now it is right back down to business. We can see how May is going to react once she is the confirmed leader. And that is where we need action if she isn't as pro-Brexit as she should be.
From my point of view, we have avoided a leadership contest which would have taken months and wouldn't have offered much excitement.
>>80590605
It's a good thing.
>barren, childless battleaxe vs dour lesbian
PMQs dropped
>>80587841
Why do I keep coming here, it's just showing me a constant stream of stuff that makes me want to murder someone with how fucking stupid it is
Nice peerage for Dave?
>>80590629
Shes a remain campaigner you prick.
She will fuck us, a half-hearted brexit + more surveillance
This is the worst possible thing
WE COULDVE HAD BOJO AND GOVE IF GOVE DIDNT FUC KTHIS UP REEEEEEE
>>80590613
See
>>80589981
You fucking moron
And when we do leave?
It'll be like we never left in the first place!
EEA and free market, and all the tariffs and requirement to put in for the budget, but no money back, and freedom of movement!
>>80590641
ARTICLE 50 NEVER GETTING TRIGGERED
Thing is that means we have a completely unelected PM, even the conservative party members weren't given a choice.
We have to have a GE, surely
Let's hope whoever takes over UKIP offers something better than Mrs "Ban all things" May
Free helicopter rides for journalists when?
>>80590642
Is Corbyn a lesbian mao?
>>80590531
This
>>80590706
What is a half-hearted Brexit?
>>80590706
>>80590720
You are both misguided, it's going to be MAY - yes!
>>80590726
We didn't with Gordon Brown.
Rees-Mogg gave every candidate the kiss of death the fucking jinx.
>>80590726
Did Brown have an election. Remember Brown?
>>80590756
Allowing some freedom of movement, maybe something like a Norway deal rather than a full exit.
GEE I WONDER WHY PEOPLE DON'T TRUST MAY ON BREXIT?????
I pick up my anime doll order and Leadsom drops out? shite. see you lads in 25 or laifu
>>80590067
Reminder that Article 50 has to be invoked before April 2017 or the only way EU member states can leave is by majority vote
https://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2016/06/29/brexitmarch-2017-stitch-up-rebutting-the-charge-of-nonsense-about-earlier-slogpost/
May isn't going to invoke the Article, the UK won't be leaving.
What a fucking bottle job.
Let Gove run at least in the members vote.
>>80590804
He was going to after the 2007 floods but he bottled it. Then the recession happened and it was all over.
Fuck off Eagle.
Get a proper mic.
>>80590827
Good.
Cutting free movement of people straight away would have torn up our trade agreements with the EU and killed our economy.
>>80576503
He has no idea what those are so he drops a generic youth rant. After the show he googled Kek and meme magic. Then he cried.
>Angela Eagle's microphone keeps popping
kek
>>80590716
>And when we do leave?
>It'll be like we never left in the first place!
>EEA and free market, and all the tariffs and requirement to put in for the budget, but no money back, and freedom of movement!
OK and if this is the case they best get ready for conservative destruction in the general election.
>>80590846
Well that's something at least, my holiday money is increasing
>colonialist british scum getting fucking wrecked
so good
here comes the blackening
>>80590879
>hat4uk.wordpress
excuse me if I stay sceptical.
>>80590827
Norway has a terrible deal with the Rau. Has to be reviewed asap.
>May victory
>without even a membership vote
UKIP RESURGENCE
BANKS' RIGHT-WING MOMENTUM RESURGENCE
THE SILVER LINING LADS
>>80590930
she really has no chance
1. corbyn will get membership vote
2. no one would ever vote her PM
jesus fucking christ politicfamalam labour are just fucking themselves up more
>>80590930
fucking unprofessional as fuck, thought my speakers were breaking
Brief reminder that the remainer media won.
https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/752455105421647872
Again.
>>80591014
And I bet you there won't be one until 2020.
We're fucked.
>Brexit's show of democracy has ended up with the country having a remain PM nobody elected or even was able to vote for
Lol. I'm by no means an idiot who voted on this because I believed that kind of meme, it was simply to get Brussels to fuck off, but I still laugh at the expense of the idiots who fell for it.
>this piss-poor audio
It's difficult to even focus on her
What a fuck up
>>80590952
Likely but far less embarrassing than the young bellend who can't even pronounce "kek".
FUCK LEADSOM
DICTATORSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT NOW
>DICTATORSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT NOW
DICTATORSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT NOW
>DICTATORSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT NOW
DICTATORSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT NOW
>DICTATORSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT NOW
DICTATORSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT NOW
Angela "you're a fucking white male" Eagle
Markets are spiking upwards on the news of May guarantee win
>>80590801
Jacob Rees-Mogg killed off the competition and is now going to join the leadership race
The Tories (under May) have to deliver a proper out to survive. A few wets might defect but the alternative would be suicide next time. Worse than LDs.
>>80590846
To be fair, that's because the uncertainty of a leaderless UK during a protracted leadership contest is now not a thing.
>>80591019
One day we will wage a war on you and we will be victorious.
Jesus christ she has negative charisma
>>80591123
Don't be so down, the more shit that occurs between now and then will only increase Ukips chances as people grow ever more angry.
>Vote Brexit for muh sovereignty to escape unelected politicians
>Going to get unelected PM for minimum of eight years because Labour and Loldems are in shambles
LITERALLY
CANNOT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>>80591030
Have some more links
http://openeurope.org.uk/today/blog/the-mechanics-of-leaving-the-eu-explaining-article-50/
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/25/article-50-brexit-debate-britain-eu
http://researchbriefings.parliament.uk/ResearchBriefing/Summary/CBP-7551
http://www.debatingeurope.eu/2016/07/05/when-should-britain-invoke-article-50-and-officially-begin-brexit/
http://europa.eu/rapid/press-release_MEMO-16-2328_en.htm
https://twitter.com/greta/status/752454481267359744
HAAH
WAAW
Fuck sake lads everything's gone tits up
>>80590846
>if our currency is worth anything our enemies win
Now you are just being a retard
>>80591016
My export sales are going down.
>>80591203
PMs are never directly elected
>>80591185
Fuck off non-country you don't get our politics
May will fuck us at every opportunity, the Leave vote may well end up having been for nothing, pun intended.
>>80591245
>"I was struck by just how miserable she sounds. I mean have you ever heard somebody launch a leadership bid and sound so depressed about it?"
- Isabel Oakeshott
1) If May goes through with full Brexit, then great
2) If she doesn't, she'll be exposed and UKIP/new Banks party gets a shit load of votes and forces the stories right
>>80591202
Mate, that's 4 fucking years away, and we just got the shittest PM imaginable, who
A) CONDONES AND ENDORSES SHARIA LAW
B) WANTS TO START A LEGITIMATE POLICE STATE
C) WILL VIRTUE SIGNAL HER WAY INTO POLITICS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
D) IS A CHILDLESS FUCKING SPINSTER
THAT'S IT
IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>80591203
Nobody elects the prime minister
Remember Brexit means Brexit means "we're pushing back triggering Article 50 for another 12 months" means "changing circumstances" through botched negotiations means that "limited membership of the EU will continue"
Reminder that Article 50 has to be invoked before April 2017 or the only way EU member states can leave is by majority vote
May isn't going to invoke the Article, the UK won't be leaving.
http://openeurope.org.uk/today/blog/the-mechanics-of-leaving-the-eu-explaining-article-50/
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/25/article-50-brexit-debate-britain-eu
https://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2016/06/29/brexitmarch-2017-stitch-up-rebutting-the-charge-of-nonsense-about-earlier-slogpost/
http://researchbriefings.parliament.uk/ResearchBriefing/Summary/CBP-7551
http://www.debatingeurope.eu/2016/07/05/when-should-britain-invoke-article-50-and-officially-begin-brexit/
http://europa.eu/rapid/press-release_MEMO-16-2328_en.htm
Kuennsberg is hot lads
>>80591203
May is a directly elected politician. Prime Ministers aren't like presidents. They don't have any executive or legislative powers, unlike King Nigger.
BOYS. ITS A HOAX. FREE EMERGENCY PRESS COVERAGE
Trump told her to do it in return for a sloppy blozzer
Seriously!
May is the only way we will defeat the Blairites.
I unironically want Corbyn to win because of how much I can't stand Angela Eagle
>>80591135
Does Kek need an official way to pronounce his name? Talking about him IRL is breaking the first rules of both 4chan and The Church of Kek. Also separate pronunciations spread misinformation among normies and those who would use his power for evil.
>>80591235
should have led with those m8
If I was a conservative party member I'd be pissed off.
>>80591273
>>80591373
>>80591422
You know what I mean, everybody knows who they're really voting for in a GE even if they aren't technically voting for them.
>>80591415
None of these links make that claim you mongoloid
>>80591359
And a couple of weeks ago we thought we were going to get fixed and stay in the EU with a massive Remain majority.
Chill bro, nothing is what it seems in British Politics at the moment.
>>80591427
But anon
She IS the blairites
>>80591430
fuck. Is this why Leadsom dropped out?
FUCKING OLIVER
>>80591427
Did you listen to her speech? She's Blair/Miliband in a dress.
>>80577426
>the so called 'Western civilisations
THESE ARE YOUR CONSERVATIVES? IT'S LIKE I'M IN CANBERRA END THIS WAKING NIGHTMARE
>>80591418
>berg
>>80591243
deleted. what did it say?
>>80591465
I signed up only to then realise I won't be able to vote within the 3 months limit. And no Brexiteer will even win. Fuck sake.
>>80591612
I'm refusing to sign up with May as leader UNLESS she doesn't do any of the shit that she's tried to do as Home Secretary.
>>80591588
"Fox news reports rumors in BBC newsroom that Theresa May is giving up the leadership bid"
>>80591474
You vote for parties in this country. Getting May is bad, because she will be setting the agenda. But it's not like she can impose any of her degeneracy on us, because she'd never get it through parliament, where as Obama can just write an executive order when he feels like nigging up America some more.
>>80591612
According to their statistics it now looks like you signed up to the party to endorse May
>>80591677
>May and Leadsom both give up
what'd happen then? Moggy steps up?
Brexit is over lads. It was fun while it lasted, now back to the status quo, the establishment have won.
Leadsom is kinda hot lads
>IT'S ALL FALLING TO BITS....GLORIOUSLY
>>80591824
>Leadsom is kinda hot lads
Behave lad she looks like a soggy teabag.
>>80591714
>You vote for parties in this country.
And you do this knowing the leader will become PM if their party gets a majority.
>But it's not like she can impose any of her degeneracy on us, because she'd never get it through parliament
And who is going to stop her?
>>80591902
Only Corbyn soldiers on
Gotta be honest now lads, a Corbyn premiership is looking more and more attractive.
ANDREW NEIL:
>Ms Leadsom withdraws from Tory leadership race. Theresa May to become Prime Minister
IT'S OVER
>>80592013
for the greater good
>>80591902
even if the country was burning to ashes that cunt wouldn't get voted in
>>80592013
>Labour
>PM
>ever
mad bantz kiwi
>Leadsom opened her speech by saying 'Good morning'
>it's past 12 noon
IT'S CATCHING, LADS. THE POWER OF KEEK
>G-G-GOOD AFTERN-NOON
>>80591203
Atleast we're getting an unelected right-winger Conservative leader than unelected SJW federalist leader(s).
>>80592013
>tfw reviving my teenage stalinist phase
>>80591824
Ywn watch her knockers swing mesmerisingly over the despatch box as she gives the communists a stern, matronly talking to.
>>80592078
>holly
UNF, even though her fanny is probably looser than the entire cast of Loose Women, she's still a prime bit of totty. I remember when her tit fell out in that show with Dick and Dom.
>>80591191
Why is that, my african friend?
>>80592099
P-P-PRAISE KEEK
>>80591929
>And you do this knowing the leader will become PM if their party gets a majority.
See >>80591422
>And who is going to stop her?
Commons/Lords.
>>80585345
How the fuck is she part of the Tories
>>80588009
EVERY FIELD AND HEDGEROW GONE
>>80592339
Jews.
>>80592175
I think she's improving with age
>BORIS
>GOVE
>LEADSOM
>>80592770
>From 1998, at the age of 17, Willoughby started modelling underwear for clients including Pretty Polly appearing in advertisements and posters.
lewd
This is the
one
thing
we
didn't
want
to
happen
>>80593124
aphex. the original brexiter
The past few months of British politics have been utterly mental.
Drink it in lads, you won't experience anything like this again.
When does the Ukip leadership contest start
I need to know how fucked we are
>>80593405
it is beautiful huh!
better than any movie or book. absolutely loved sharing this with brit/pol and son.
not so keen on the poo in loos
