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WTF Capital is on Lockdown with shooter inside???????
>>80225487
link:
http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/u-s-capitol-on-lockdown-police-searching-for-individual-1.2978530
>Not a troll post
Oh fuck America whats happening to you
>>80225841
Oh shit. Praise kek
Fox just reported a woman with a gun inside
>>80225487
KEK has great plans for america
PRAISE KEK
RAHOWA
>>80225487
Just general nervousness.
False alarm.
>it's actually real
no fucking way
https://www.rt.com/usa/350187-capitol-lock-down-gun/
>>80226011
It has been confirmed.
PRAISE KEK
It's a woman. Nothing to worry about.
>>80225487
wtf this is real
>>80226011
KEK WILLS IT
it's a nigger woman I bet
>>80225487
Director Comey finally lost it from the hearings
the madman
IT'S HILLARY
>>80225487
>soundtrack this thread
https://youtu.be/WpAlnSUUMQ0
Hold onto your arses cunts.
always disappointing when nobody gets shot
JEB WHAT ARE YOU( DOING
>>80225889
Hi Irish bro. Any tips for survivng a protracted civil war?
It goes on lockdown every other Friday. It's just a precaution. It's fucking nothing.
Woman with a backpack
>>80226289
HERE COMES THE GUAC
>>80225487
LETS FUCKING GO, BRING ON THE COMFY ONCE AGAIN!
>>80226289
SLOW AND
T
E
A
D
Y
>>80225487
lol. white people scared.
>>80225487
>female shooter
>actually made it inside
>woman
What is she going to do? Shoot some other woman because she wore the same dress as her?
>this day
All it takes is a few hundred people to make the whole situation spiral out of control and escalate.
Blacks are a terrorist organization.
petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-black-lives-matter-terrorist-organization
>several public shootings per day
>police and civilians getting killed left and right
Nice """""""""""""country""""""""""""" you have there americucks
>>80226417
Slicing the pie
>woman with a gun
>Woman
Oh for fucks sake it's Tumblr mental illness breaks into the world.
>So I heard about the BLM movement killing cops
>Muh equal rights
>I have the right to shoot men from this work place as they don't support gender equality and have a higher income than me
>WOMEN R POWERFUL TOOO PREPARE TO DIE PIG MEN!
Then she realises she doesn't have the physical strength to pull the trigger and another male points out her safety is still on. Lmfao nothing is happening /pol/
>>80225487
HOLY SHIT IT'S FOR REAL
>>80225841
yay, glad it's a woman. no one's really worried about an "actual" gender war. women can't even shoot straight.
>>80226222
Kek has decreed it
>>80226011
PRAISE HIS NAME
>>80226222
Confirmed nigger.
This wil start marital law, Jesus Christ....
>>80225487
>>80225841
So this is what the rise of a police state looks like.
>>80225487
Stop duty free shopping in my country maplenigger.
>>80226417
Fucking kek
This is a false flag, right?
I mean who the fuck uses newspaper snippets when you can just print the text and have it just as untraceable?
Also
>racially motivated
>>80226384
SUMMER
U
M
M
E
R
>inb4 martial law
Someone is searching Mr Cummings because he called about stormfront in congress yesterday.
my bet is on that
All clear from my vantage
>Capitol police said they are searching for an individual but offered no details.
> House press gallery staff said the building is on lockdown but that the House met briefly and immediately recessed.
kek
I simply cannot hold all the occurrences.
>America now has a homegrown insurgency
How the fuck did this happen?
>>80225487
PLEASE BE A NIGGER! WE MUST FUEL THE RACE WAR!
>it's unironically real
What the fuck.
It´s already over, but do you guys believe me now? Shit is going to happen over the next few days (hypothetically, of course).
>>80226555
This.
Women would just complain men are fighting the gender war for them.
>>80226681
Liberal media
Had it finally come?
The day of rope
>>80226706
hol up
NEED SCANNER
Race war is now. Arm yourselves friends.
>>80225841
wtf is rayburn?
It's obama
>>80225487
So are niggers actually going to be useful for once and will shoot some politicians and bankers?
Post yfw the shooter turns out to be a black female
>woman
>>80226401
You realize it's not us that will be killed in droves if the shit really kicks off, right? :^)
>>80226706
Guys we should believe the ayy lmao in this one.
>>80226706
I instantly thought of you when this happened. How long is this going to last?
>>80226761
*smackslips*
ANYONE HAVE POLICE SCANNER PLOX!!
>>80226706
Ok, this might begin becoming a little spooky.
>>80226785
>>80226555
>straight
Check your trajectory privilege shitlord
>>80226262
Holy shit.
>>80226706
ITS YOU AGAIN
WHENS THE NEXT ONE AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN AND WHERE?
TELL US ALPHABET MAN
>>80226499
you're just jealous that you live so far from the happenings
>>80226641
Fuck off newfag
>>80226634
actually inkjet printers will print their serial number encoded in tiny faint yellow dots
black and white laser printers are fine though.
HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL
>>80226499
Shut up we are free to kill who we please including you! USA USA USA
Praise kek
>all these happening a week before the convention
Hmmm.
>>80226706
Really days? Not weeks?
PLEASE BE HILLARY
>PLEASE BE HILLARY
PLEASE BE HILLARY
>PLEASE BE HILLARY
PLEASE BE HILLARY
>PLEASE BE HILLARY
>>80226706
>>80226840
Who's this anon, and what did he post earlier?
this must be linked to Dallas
Happening with my coffee? YES PLS
First for better Ayy than Gay.
>>80226706
This guy again
stop role playing faggot
>>80226222
>222
Kek has spoken.
>>80226842
SO YA'LL BE SAYIN
>>80226706
Id: blMXEV6W
Id: blM
>that flag
Holy shit, your id
>>80226706
Give us another hint, Mystery Man
>>80226706
WHAT THE FUG WHERE ARE YOU NOW
DUDE PLEASE IGNORE THE HILLARY FOUNDATION LMAO
LOOK AT ALL THIS CRAZY SHIT THAT'S COINCIDENTALLY HAPPENING
>>80226681
Lack of nationalism and religion.
Plus there are way more people here we inevitably have one of everything at least.
>>80226222
>>80226144
>>80226011
PRAISE KEK OUR MEME MAGIC PROPHET
>>80225487
LOCKDOWN LIFTED
OFFICIALLY NOT HAPPENING
>>80226011
And so it begins race war 14/28
>>80226613
It was their plan fucking false flag
LOCKDOWN LIFTED
Fuck
>>80226950
He allegedly predicted the Dallas shooting. It's still unclear whether he did in fact post before the shooting or after.
>>80226706
When will it hit its peak, mystery man? That's all I wanna know. Cheers
>>80226706
Hypothetically, how many people are expected to die?
>>80226289
Not ¡Jeb!, he's being the hero we need in Dallas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI
>>80226950
We don't know who exactly he is. However, he called Dallas a week before it happened and said it was already too late. Also, he said to watch out for attacks in big cities in the future.
Lockdown is lifted
it's all OVER
>>80226222
>>80226144
>>80226011
>>80226266
>>80226400
>>80226477
>>80226155
>>80226499
>>80226555
>>80226711
HOLY FUCKING SHIT KEK WILLS IT. GODSPEED AMERIBROS!!!!!!
>>80226772
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rayburn_House_Office_Building
''Lockdown in the Capitol is declared over, return to normal operations'' From the fucktards twitter
>>80226706
>unknown
>this day so far
>>80226706
MAKE THE RIDE STOP
IF YOU ARE BEHIND THIS
PLEASE FUCKING STOP
>>80226682
Stop being such a Jew.
>>80227084
This.
It's all over folks.
KILL NIGGER IN CHIEF
DO IT
CHECK EM KEK EM
I'm terrified of the race war spilling into straya, I can't possibly stand up to a drunk abbo with a didgeridoo NO ONE COULD!
>>80226384
kek
>>80226613
4 years ago when I frequented the David Icke forums I'd be terrified of it. Now I'm a /pol/ack I can't wait for it.
Funny how things can change
>>80226965
This.
>>80226706
>hypothetically
What did he mean by this
>>80226681
We let the regressive leftist grow under their great leader Obama
>>80226706
Please anyone, I ask you to share what this man said in his earlier posting. A lot of us missed it.
>>80226706
IS THIS REAL LIFE
PRAISE KEK NOW!!!!!!
Im laughing so hard what the fuck is happening in my country. Trump save me. This shit makes me wanna move to literally anywhere else first world. fucking fuck doing my delivery job dey gon get me
Praise Kek
>>80227206
It's going to happen in a couple of days
>>80226706
Aliens confirm it.
>>80225487
A SENTOR HAS BEEN SHOT
REPEAT
SENATOR DOWN
>SENATOR DOWN
SENATOR DOWN
>SENATOR DOWN
SENATOR DOWN
>SENATOR DOWN
SENATOR DOWN
>SENATOR DOWN
Black Crimes Matter
#BCM
>>80227138
I really really like this webm. Can I save it?
>>80226499
((happenings))
>>80227229
shit
>>80227206
That's its all in his mind
>>80227222
It's already over. I hope you're armed.
Prep time is done.
Thanks for the entertainment America, it's nice that we can take turns providing the keks.
>>80225841
What is rayburn?
>>80226778
Top kek my friend
>>80226401
If by scared you mean exited to see rope day finally starting
>>80227268
literal newfag
>>80225487
ITS JUST DUE TO POLICE ACTIVITY. No happening, no shooting. Go away leaf.
>>80226779
Niggers will never be useful mate
>>80225487
Oh wow, a mass shooter finally found who they all should have been targeting a long time ago
>>80227261
Source
>explosions heard inside the capitol
OH SHIT
>>80227229
ALL PRAISE BE TO KEK
>>80226262
>when the krokodil kick in
>>80226222
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Praise be to kek and his son Donald!
>>80226340
kill all the fucking nigs
>>80226706
ayy lmao
>>80227261
No way, sauce me nigger
>>80227304
You're next, dad.
>>80225889
We're fucked
>>80227233
In times of panic people look for a Strong leader, preferably with a nice haircut.
Any actual sauce for this happening?
>>80227082
Don't you mean 14/88?
>>80225487
THIS IS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>80227229
Heil Kek!!!!
((((lockdown))))
>>80227328
LET THEN THE NIGGERS WIN!!
Loosing is not bad america.
Praise KEK
America is being dragged into another civil war.
>Capitol bombed by aliens
WHAT A DAY
>>80226706
WE WUZ AYY AND LMAO
>>80227338
you're the country that just keeps on giving burgerbro
IT'S OVER
I CAN'T WAIT TILL MARTIAL LAW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its over already.
>>80226634
>polish is a race
CONFIRMED FOR FASLE FLAG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvcMfddFWBU
>>80226634
Those hands look a bit dark to Pollacks.
>>80227399
Brexit though
>>80226706
This can't be a coincidence.
Look at this guys ID
Starts with
>blm
What are the chances in this case? I think this is very fishy.
>>80225487
First Dallas and within twelve hours another HAPPENNING? Obamas disastrous policies have triggered the end times and brought KEKs wrath upon us. PRAISE KEK!
>>80226706
wait, wat?
>>80226706
>this dude again
G-guys this is a meme r-right? Nothing will happen in the world and everything will remain the same right?
>>80226706
Space nigger, space nigger,
Will olympics get kebab'd?
>habbenings on habbenings
what a fucking time to be alive
>>80227327
Does that mean I can? Please lol I really like the lizard haha
>>80225487
ITS WHAT THE FBI ANON SAID!!!
I LIVE IN DC
FIGHTER JETS BEING SCRAMBLED!
HOLY SHIT
>>80226163
kek
>>80226340
grow potatoes
>>80227483
Good point.
SOROS IS IN D.C.
BLM COUP
>BLM COUP
BLM COUP
>BLM COUP
BLM COUP
>BLM COUP
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WHITE SLAVERY HAPPENED???
>>80225487
This is it! Summer of chaos confirmed happening!
Gotta find a hiding spot for my guns...
>>80225487
We race war now!
>>80227229
Praise Kek
>>80225487
>oh look, the 2nd amendment militia is finally going on an armed rampage
reap what you sow.
FOLLOW THE FOUNDATION
>FOLLOW THE FOUNDATION
FOLLOW THE FOUNDATION
>FOLLOW THE FOUNDATION
FOLLOW THE FOUNDATION
>FOLLOW THE FOUNDATION
FOLLOW THE FOUNDATION
>FOLLOW THE FOUNDATION
TURN ON CNN
>>80227157
He's in Poland you stupid cuck
>>80227497
And he's not gonna do a single thing about it. He got cucked by his own fucking race.
This is it lads. Every day will have a false flag involving guns until congress is cowed into banning them. Trump's gonna win by a landslide because people are going to be so sick of liberal rhetoric by November. Hopefully he can then unban guns.
>>80227106
>highlights 10% of posts in a thread
>shocked when that percent are dubs
>straya education
>>80226262
Tasha Yar?
AP just tweeted it's over
>>80227506
Dont worry gyppo you're fine
>>80227483
>implying you'll get rid of free movement
It's never anything.
A lockdown at the U.S. Capitol building and visitor center has been lifted Friday morning after the report of a person with something that looked like a firearm.
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/US-Capitol-on-Lockdown-Everyone-Asked-to-Shelter-in-Place-386007501.html
>>80226011
PRAISE KEK
>>80225487
The dindu uprising. It's going to be retarded and incompetent.
>>80225487
A well armed militia
KEK
it's about time Americans take their country back from the corrupt establishment, special interests, sleezy politicians, and conglomerates
inb4 WE SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>80226360
>>80226387
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
Its already over you doofuses
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/US-Capitol-on-Lockdown-Everyone-Asked-to-Shelter-in-Place-386007501.html
>>80227433
shoo shoo roach!
>mfw the happening might actually be happening
Lads why are you not out shooting bugs
Need to escalate
>>80227624
>unban guns after they manage to ban them
Yeah, I'm sure they'll do that after unbanning the first, fourth and fifth amendments as well.
>>80226706
WAS THIS A FALSE FLAG?
WHAT IS THE END-GAME
WHAT IS THE END-GAME
HOLY SHIT
It's over, lockdown lifted at 9:40 Eastern time
>>80227657
If USA has a civil war or something I think Russia will start some shit here in EE.
>>80227630
It's raining dubs
> Niggerists win
>>80226706
Oh shit
>>80227477
Checked.
Yes, this is all a fucking diversion so people stop thinking/talking about fuckface Hillary... Maybe possibly to implement martial law
>>80226706
who the fuck are you? Where did you come from?!
>>80227744
anyone have that pic on the left is guys cheering and on the right is a bunch of sad people.
the text is something like " during the happening"
pol is cheering the rest of the world is crying
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>80227755
See
>>80227683
SUMMER
U
M
M
E
R
>mfw
>>80227769
the endgame is to give that guy replies and turn this into a shit infested RP board
>>80226163
underated post
>>80226093
>God bless them and every officer across America who protects us.
There is good left in the world...
>>80227621
Can't wait to see his speech on Dallas and Capitol
>uuuuhhhh
>let me be clear
>uhh
>African Americans are a race of peace
>if if if if if if if if
>blaming this on these peaceful black snipers is
>uuuuhhhh
>OKIE DOKE
>>80226706
>Unknown
WHO?
Keep the comfy happenings going, America. I'm so glad to live in a country where I don't have to worry about getting shot and ending up with a $100,000 hospital bill
THE LOCKDOWN IS LIFTED. MOVE ON EVERYONE.
>>80227779
headass
>>80226706
Is that you Spock?
>>80227624
Don't let this happen ameribro. Brazil should teach you guys to not ever give away your guns. Crime here ia rampant and we can't even defend our families or overthrown a corrupt government.
>>80226706
Kek himself is behind this post
Like I said last night, random acts (and some not so random) are expected to happen over the next few days. If we knew exactly where they wouldn´t be happening, of course. But armed violence will definitely happen. And like I said earlier, if you guys live in a major city you should try to get some days off in the countryside (or in Canada, if you can get to it). Also, I´m working right now, that´s why I dont update so regularly (and why I´m getting all this info).
>>80225487
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>80226706
>blm
HOL UP
>>80228028
Please let all this information be true.
>>80226262
https://youtu.be/vl2T05wIWvc
How much on it being a black woman?
>>80226706
ARE YOU THE JESUS OF KEK?
HE DIED ON A BIG PIECE OF WOOD SHAPED LIKE A SEVEN
>>80225487
A day after the hearing
A DAY AFTER all this shit happens
Fucking coincidence???
>>80228028
The fuck. Reptilians has spoken!
>>80225487
i'm gonna take a shit and then play some vidya, fuck you burgers and your niggers and sam hydes and fuck everything
>>80227955
more like:
>MY sons wouldn't have been killed if you fucking rednecks would give up your fucking guns!
>>80227955
i keked
>>80226499
Mate.
The country is so close to civil war that this sort of thing is becoming more prone.
Dindus, uninformed of the machine they are in, are killing whites "indiscriminately".
Whites are now protecting themselves from this situation by discriminating their own actions to black people.
The political elite is using this chaos to ensure the enslavement of the above to this debt ponzi scheme.
This means the informed (white people) are not supporting the 'candy nominee' (Clinton)
Blacks are seeing this as merely "proof of the lack of care white people have to them" instead of seeing that "the tyrannical government and themselves are holding them back"
>>80226478
>Only 5k signatures
This is not going anywhere
>>80228028
STOPP I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
>>80228028
JESUS CHRIST IT IS FBIANON. PLEASE TRY TO MAKE IT STOP PLEASE
>>80225487
I dont give a shit
youre an idiot you know that, listen you stupid cock sucker I dont wanna talk to you
Wait does anyone have the screenshots of the leader of blm texting talking about getting marshal law?
>>80226011
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>>80226266
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>>80228044
>mfw
>>80227956
Ayy Lmaos, don't trust them because they are Junker's friends.
is this real life?
>america exploding from the inside
Shit nigger what's going on. Is America gonna collapse like the Soviet Union?
>>80227607
Don't you have cheese to make?
>>80227229
praise kek
>>80226011
wasn't the word "RAHOWA" used only in a tv series called "the dead zone"?
>>80227229
Hail Kek!
>>80228028
Thank you based Unknown bro. Keep us updated
They nees this ro derour attention on t.v. away from the dallas shooting because a nigger did it
F5 and blast this thread's theme
https://youtu.be/3FWCvzduYZg
>>80226706
>all this attention people give this post
Proof average /pol/ fag is underage.
is this real
>>80228217
This is FBI anon's informant.
>>80228251
Maybe not today but it'll have for certain eventually.
>>80226671
Nice.
What job do you do?
>>80226340
Call 911
Seriously
>>80228124
Mystery Man, Mystery Man!
Enjoy your second ammendment amerifats!!
>>80227974
>no bill
>pays it in taxes for everyone including fat, lazy, smokers, drug addicts, etc
Also, enjoy getting shot and waiting in line.
>>80228028
Is it dindus or ISIS?
>>80226592
Under rated
>>80228028
I want off this ride. Our worst nightmares will come true if this persist. Stop it unknown man for the sake of our country.
Hopefully they're going after Clinton
>>80228217
It's someone different. It's not the FBIanon.
This is a new anon codenamed "Mysteryanon"
or "Mysteriousanon"
>NOT FBIanon
>>80228228
>oh look, one in ten posts has repeating digits
>better post about it
>>80226592
>marital law
kek
>>80226401
Pissed off sounds more appropiate
>>80228228
>this much magical digits
He. Does. Exist.
P-Praise KEK!
>>80228279
Go back to watching your wife getting raped by Ahmed, kraut
>>80226011
So may he be praised.
>>80228028
What do you know, Mr. Ayy?
>>80228369
>enjoy getting shot
>he thinks this is normal outside his crime ridden shithole
>>80226706
antarctic anon detected
>>80228228
noob
>>80226401
You're going back, monkey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmFSR2E4sCY
>>80228451
> appropiate
What have you been smoking, faggot?
>>80228441
are you saying you don't believe in kek?
>>80226011
Only Trump can stop the madness!
>>80228028
We have Ayy while the rest of the world screams.
Kek + Ayy how can Government compete?
>>80227607
No one is being oppressed but if they were I would be proud for any movement for fighting for their rights which is not what BLM is doing
>>80228124
Mystery Man, Mystery Man!
THE FOUNDATION
STAY ON TARGET
>>80228028
Cosmonaut Ivanishin, is that you?
FBI is getting too ambitious with these false flags.
>>80227229
it never ends
>>80228028
WHAT IS THE END GAME
WHAT IS THE END GAME
WHAT IS THE END GAME
WHAT IS THE END GAME
>>80226222
Her name is Michelle
i don't believe in KEK
>>80228258
never watched it, but it means racial holy war
>>80228502
Eskimo posting on 56kbps line confirmed
>>80227229
KEK WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US
Jesus Christ, should I cancel my plane ticket to LAX?
>>80226222
I'm starting to genuinely believe KEK is real and meme magic is too
>>80228318
So wait, he is a higher up leader than the FBIanon? Jesus Christ. I am scared, please make the evil in this world go away, Amen.
>>80228217
Don't you know by now that the ride never ends?
>>80228028
The way you use accent marks instead of apostrophes is really endearing
>>80228563
Pls go.
I want to fuck bitches that totally aren't fat sweaty niggers in second life.
>>80228124
Mystery Man, Mystery Man!
>>80228094
>bIM
it's bim actually
>>80228402
that made me fucking rage
>>80228028
Ayyy no so much lmao
>>80228197
In 2 less than 2 days.
I'm not math wiz, but I'm pretty sure it's on track for 100k+
>>80227229
praise
>>80228423
What's a non-e moose?
>>80226340
You are joking right? their tactic was to move to america
>>80225841
Waiting for pictures of said woman.
Can only guess it's a whale with unnatural hair color. Absolutely triggered one.
>>80228502
I wish it was dad but........
>>80228533
I believe it's idolatry.
>>80226706
MAKE IT STOP
Lol Obama is in EU.
Dumb fuck didnt even know Obama was out the country.
>>80227229
praise kek!
Today's theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUzhISwCC-I
>>80228028
so is it happening or not?
>>80227955
Under rated post
>>80226706
THE REPTILIANS SPEAK
>>80226011
PRAISE KEK
>>80228650
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS BUT I WANT TO JUMP OUT OF THIS CART AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>80228563
>>80228573
The game never ends until humans no longer exist.
>>80228642
Aliums are higher than all of us
>>80227229
PRAISE KEK
>>80227097
When was this? is this confirmed real?
>>80228028
Mystery Man, Mystery Man!
>>80226706
Shit has gotten so retarded even space niggers are commenting about it.
>>80227229
Oh lord kek, may I become a chosen one?
If singles: More police will be targeted by BLM
Dubs: Hillary is behind it. She will take office.
Trips: The ayylmao is just a proxy fag
Quads: Trump and Comey DP Hillary
>>80228028
Idiot
>>80228611
yes, but i think they are the only tv series to have ever used it, pretty sure either someone ripped it from there, or they ripped it from the KKK.
either/or
>>80227229
PRAISE KEK
>>80228502
>>80228614
>>80228837
That nigger is probably posting from an afghan cave by satellite
>>80228028
TIME TRAVELLER???
>>80225889
>Oh fuck America whats happening to you
We need a civil war, desperately. But we're too low T for that at the moment.
This is how it starts.
>>80226262
CRAZY LADY.
>>80226093
2:13 pm what?
I live near about an hour from the nearest major city. Am I far enough away to not die mysterybro?
>>80228529
Legal weed.
>>80228919
SO ARE THE AYY LMAOS TRYING TO SAVE US? WAS THE REPTILLIAN CONSPIRCY JUST JEWISH TRICKERY TO MAKE US AFRAID AND ATTACK OUR HEROS LIKE WWII? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>80225487
Nice daily and multiple habbeinings at a time.
Bravo USA, well played.
>>80226706
> (hypothetically, of course).
> (hypothetically, of course).
> (hypothetically, of course).
>>80226262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQs5UXsrSj4
DAWAJ KURWA!
>>80226401
If a race war did break out the odds for blacks are pretty bleak.
The entire Police Force and National Guard would be dispatched to quell them.
This will never develop into a Civil War ala the Confederacy vs Union. At worst this will be like the slave revolts where everyone who took part got killed.
This isn't anything good for black people. You're losing all your sympathisers by doing this shit and being played for fools at the same time.
You're just gonna end up with a ton of black people and a nation that hates you again.
>>80228362
everything is going according to plan !
>>80226840
UNTIL THE HAPPENING SILLY. However the real happening will happen when the fake (((happening))) is subverted by true happeningfags within the upper levels of the government. Then this baby hits 88.
>>80228637
That would be the pussy thing to do and to be a pussy is unAmerican.
>>80229225
kekkest
>>80229123
J O FF R E Y
O
F
F
R
E
Y
9gag is edgy as fuck
>>80226706
What Species are you?
Are you in/from the future?
>>80227871
Go away Sweden don't you have a bull to prep?
Oh, one more thing, get ready for Obama´s next speech, I think you guys should watch it (I hate being cryptical but this time I have to). I´ll probably come back in a couple of hours, maybe less.
>>80229468
TOO SOON
>>80227229
PRAISE KEK
>>80226989
Thats an I not an L
>>80229468
>he unironically browses 9fag
>>80229170
Yes. If you can move fast. The dindus will be coming once the cities break down.
>>80226706
FOR EVERY DAY YOU TRY TO ATTACK HILLARY CLINTON 5 AMERICANS WILL DIE.
>>80229508
Give us a proof ayy lmao
at least some dubs
>>80229508
Got some more info?
>>80229508
Mystery man, who are you? please give us a sign
>>80229568
>unironically a gypsy
>>80229508
I want to believe
>>80229508
Thank you based mysteranon
>>80227229
KEKUS VULT
>>80229508
WHAT KING NIGGER WILL DO?
>>80229508
OH MY GOD PLEASE DONT TELL ME IT IS WHAT I THINK IT IS
>>80227229
HEIL KEKLER!
>>80229508
aight, Ill keep doing "science"
>>80229508
Ayyyyyyy thank you Mistery Man.
>>80229508
Kekspeed, mystery anon. Bring us delicious sauce and happening bread your next time 'round.
>>80229508
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
WHAT IN THE FUCK DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>>80228094
...what did they mean by this?
Kek doesn't want praise, he wants you to spread him through memes. The further he can reach the greater his influence
>>80229508
inb4 obama reveals he is a reptilian
>>80229508
I don't care if you're real, this is the most exciting /pol/ has been since Tianjin
>>80229508
Martial law confirmed
>>80229666
Isn't he still in Poland drinking during NATO summit?
>>80229508
HUMBLE TIME TRAVELER TELL ME THY FUTURE!
> Capitol lockdown incident resulted from false alarm, per staff.
lel
>>80229508
Thanks FBIbro
>>80227409
28 stands for blood and houner
>>80226706
AAAAAAAAAAA
>>80229666
Cry over guns. Same as always.
Source: 7 years of listening to him bemoan the constitution.
>>80229123
>krokodil kicking in
>>80229694
what do you think it is?
>>80228028
no one is allowed to slip from schedule
>>80229508
>Obama's next speech
I will watch it but this better be something and not another tedious "black lives matter" dick suck.
My head fucking hurts whenever I see that fucking moron speak for too long.
somebody make a mysteryman thread. Keep creating them and linking new ones until he shows up again.
>>80227518
Whats wrong with your dog
>>80229508
when's the next speech? I don't want to miss this!
>>80229508
Are you an alien?
>>80229615
There´s some kind of plot concerning that Bolsonaro guy for the olympics. I don´t know the details or what he has to do with the games, but it looks serious. Not the proof you asked, but i´ve seen it earlier today and got reminded of it because of your flag.
>>80229955
can anyone describe the importance of mysteryman?
did he predict something?
>>80229955
i'll do it on /b/ now
Before Obama there was no BLM,
Before Obama there was no ISIS,
Before Obama there was no Boko Haram,
Before Obama the first lady was not a Gorilla.
>>80229967
are you retarded? thats a rabbit you fucking moron
>>80229955
This plz
>>80229916
ONE WORD
KENNEDY
MAY GOD HOPE I AM WRONG
>>80229508
Thanks MIB. Ayyliums when?
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOWN
>>80230038
Boku no Haram
>>80229986
ARE YOU A TIME TRAVELLER?
>>80226011
I'm gonna raise a little frog and name it KEK, in honor of our God, and hope he will bring me his luck in the troubled times we're gonna face in the near, near future
>>80229986
Rip Brazil
>>80230042
>>80229967
top fucking kek
>>80229986
WE SHALL HEED YOUR WARNING GREAT MYSTERIOUS ONE
>>80227871
When are you guys starting #SwedishLivesMatter for the oppressed minority in your country?
>>80230009
Mystery Ayy is from outer space and possibly a future Kek Apostle sent back in time.
>>80229986
Now I'm kinda spooked
>>80228124
Mystery Man, Mystery Man!
>>80227229
sdfghj
>>80230157
>time traveller uses neo-nazi grinch imageboard as means of communication.
>>80229508
Selee is playing it's own hand
>>80229986
Come at me bro
>>80226706
SPOOKY
>>80229761
hahaha what you think they mean, 'white boi'
>>80229986
>doesn't know something
confirmed not kek
thread on mistery man on /b/
>>80230100
YOU JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN
I just got here. What are you fucking burgers doing now? Can't you go one month without something fucking up?
>>693628859
>>80228124
Mystery Man, Mystery Man!
>>80226706
>>80229508
>>80229986
Someone make a Paul The Octopus a thread
>>80230327
As a true Israelite I will have you adress me with respect, goy shit
>>80230470
> make Paul the Octopus a thread *
kekkest typings
>>80230300
Gendowning Obama would be great right now
>>80229508
This one reeks of fucking nothing desu. He'll always say something that annoys /pol/, his next speech doing the same won't prove shit.
>>80227229
Hail Kek
>>80226706
....well shit
SHOOTER IDENTIFIED
>>80229986
But tell us, dear cosmonaut, is it being plotted internally or by foreigners?
>>80228028
>vague (You)-harvesting: Uknown vervsion
>>80230519
You'd better meet up with them and spread the truth's about Shakespeare being black
>>80230650
kek
>>80227229
Hail Paul the Octopus.
>>80227229
praise kek
>>80230650
fuck da popo
>>80225841
The longer we wait, the blacker she gets..
>>80230699
Baron rothschild will hear of this, gentile scum
>>80230088
Kennedy?
>>80228641
a lot of people have tried to explain the quantum nature of reality to pol, but pol is anti enlightenment. its users are deeply rooted in the myth of matertialism. The all is mind, the universe is mental. Thus prayer, it affects the outcome of the experiment on a quantum level.
>>80230765
Wie zoet is krijgt lekkers... Wie stout is...
>>80227229
Two 22s.
Praise kek
>>80229986
If anyone doesn't know the end game by now, first we get more of the BLM shootings, standard Soros Colored Revolution to divide and conquer. Then, something big happens, most likely a biological terror attack, and the whole US power grid goes town. Elections are cancelled and Obama Declares Martial Law. Your ass gets herded into a FEMA camp by the UN, where you get microchipped like cattle.
The end game started now, and is set to end by the end of fall. In other words, it's happening
>>80231006
een grote zwarte pieten lul
>>80227229
Praise kek!
>>80230650
Real black female shooter.
>>80226706
H-hello Mr.Alien
STAY ON TARGET - FOLLOW THE CLINTON FOUNDATION
>STAY ON TARGET - FOLLOW THE CLINTON FOUNDATION
STAY ON TARGET - FOLLOW THE CLINTON FOUNDATION
>STAY ON TARGET - FOLLOW THE CLINTON FOUNDATION
STAY ON TARGET - FOLLOW THE CLINTON FOUNDATION
>STAY ON TARGET - FOLLOW THE CLINTON FOUNDATION
STAY ON TARGET - FOLLOW THE CLINTON FOUNDATION
>STAY ON TARGET - FOLLOW THE CLINTON FOUNDATION
STAY ON TARGET - FOLLOW THE CLINTON FOUNDATION
>STAY ON TARGET - FOLLOW THE CLINTON FOUNDATION
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MAN
>>80226706
Here's your (You) PK.
>>80227229
WOAH FUCK HOLD ON GEEZ
>>80229986
Ohhh boy here we go.
