NORTH KOREA DECLARES WAR ON USA
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-korea-kim-jong-un-sanctions-us-war-barack-obama-finances-regime-a7125661.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-korea-kim-jong-un-sanctions-us-war-barack-obama-finances-regime-a7125661.html
GET IN!!!
>>80086510
A fucking leaf
leaf/10
>its fucking real
>>80086665
>>80086729
this isnt a joke u idiot check the link
>>80086510
No. And if that's your definition of war, it'd be America declaring it anyway.
Dude Nk has been at war with us since the Korean war
ITS FUCKING REAL
>>80086510
Please ban leafs
thanks
>>80086510
Know how I know you're gay? I get important news a day earlier than this board.
>see you tomorrow
>>80086752
oh no north korea threatening to US with war for the 1000 time
Think twice before u call me a leaf
Korean War never ended, there was an armistice, but no peace treaties were signed.
>>80086510
>NORTH KOREA DECLARES WAR ON USA
Why? They are all ready at war. No peace was ever signed, just a cease fire.
>>80086510
>North Korea says US sanctions on Kim Jong Un are 'declaration of war'
No they don't you fucking leaf, learn reading comprehension. KYS.
>>80086793
post archive and i make click on it
>>80086510
/yawn
>>80087064
They declare war on us once a month
>>80086510
>was at least the third time this year that the country referred to actions by the U.S. or South Korea as a "declaration of war."
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/07/north-korea-sanctions-human-rights/86805564/
>>80086510
A FUCKING LEAF
>>80086510
Great. Now we gotta give the slopes more money so they don't starve.
You got it backwards, leaf. Like usual. NK said our sanctions on them were a declaration of war.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-satellite-kaesong-idUSKCN0VK0CO
>Feb 11, 2016
>North Korea says South's pulling out of industrial zone 'declaration of war'
zZzZz... hic... zZzZzZz.......
>>80087064
>>80086510
a bloo bloo everybody's interested in brexit and EU, nobody's paying attention to us better declare war
>>80086510
Common fucking burgers, do something good for the world, nuke this shithole! One Korea - best Korea.
>>80086510
>Checks flag
>Its a fucking leaf
Kind of disappointing desu wished it was an aussie shitposting
>>80086510
technically the Korean War is still active and is one of the longest wars in history now
>>80087064
Chill leafer
>>80086510
north korea is like canada for south korea
you jelly?
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>>80087262
No we don't give them anything Obama signed shit early this year
BREAKING NEWS, NORTH KOREA FIRES A ROCKET INTO THE SEA
They have been at war with the sea for decades.
>>80086510
I'll be more interested if the US declares war on them
but with El Trumpo becoming Imperial Lord I doubt that's happening
>>80086510
You're fucked America. No one can stand up to the might of the glorious one true leader under the heavens who is the mountain supporting the world our dear Lil Kim.
He's probably flying to America right now to single handedly wipe you off the face of the Earth and bring true peace and the Juche lifestyle to the world.
>>80086510
>>80086510
>>80086510
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-korea-kim-jong-un-sanctions-us-war-barack-obama-finances-regime-a7125661.html
This is the third time they've declared war on us this year
How does a triple war even work?
>>80086510
They do that like a couple times every year.
>>80086510
at least you tried
>>80088157
>FUCKING
They won't do anything though because we will blow their entire nation into a steaming crater within 24 hours.
>>80087192
They literally don't you cuckold.
Oh nooooo, what shall we do??
>>80086510
North Korea are like Marvel comics, every event they hype up to be their best and biggest and always fall short on their promises and it's the exact opposite, absolutely nothing, pointless and a load of shite with no affect on the status quo at all.
>>80086510
quality poster/10
Is this a shill thread trying to hide the fact that (C)omey is getting shit on or is this the real thing.
Hey come on guys, leaf him alone.
>>80086748
lmao
>>80088292
Actaully with bongo in office he wouldn't do anything
>>80086510
It's about time WW3 started
>>80088164
lol you are bad troll.
>>80088659
so Obama the President with the most aggresive foreign policy since Teddy Roosevelt won't do anything? KEK
>>80088292
I heard Marshal Lil Kim knows the Five Mercies, One Bastion formation said to be able to deflect even a nuclear blast.
You guys have already lost.
>>80087186
Make click on your moms face
>>80087673
Kek
Awjeez.jpg.gif.bmp.tif
Is that my Nimitz class supercarrier parked outside your driveway?
We never stopped being at war
>pakistani education
>>80086510
ITS HAPPENING
looks like kim's running low on money again
>>80089082
Hey...What up Kim. Hows it been
>>80089082
IF you're really North Korean! Tell me is the country good or bad? Is it all propaganda what we hear about it?
>>80086510
Good we can finally kid Android 19
>>80089082
Fuck off kimmie
>>80089082
ayyyyy
>>80086510
Not exactly trembling in a bomb shelter over here.
>>80089082
LAUNCH THOSE NUKES KIM
>>80086510
Norks don't matter. A few carpetbombing runs to level everything into dust is all that's needed.
>>80089082
wow ebin proxy bro here's your 1000 free (you)s
>>80088840
>>80088840
Ever watch how he acts and he is disabling missiles hundreds a year, because he thinks Russia is doing it aswell, we might not be able to protect you brother, if invasion ensues.
>>80088328
Sorry, every other month.
>>>80088044
Are you ready to get drafted, cucks?
>>80089082
How are proxies hosted in North Korea?
Hi Little Kim
>>80088840
>Obama foreign policy
>aggressive
if by aggressive you mean "aggresively fucking everything up because he's an angry negro" you are right
>>80086510
For like the hundredth time
Oh wow it's fucking nothing
>>80089482
>Gaby
Kek
>>80087977
>1 post by this ID
>>80089402
Getting drafted is for women.
>>80089250
untill that air siren blasts of and nukes are heading your way
>>80086510
So this is what happens when we are sleeping. You're just sad Canada. You're like an unfunny parody of us. You all deserve the Trudeaus, you dumb Syrup Niggers.
>>80089082
Whoa, you have internet over there? Chinese guest-worker, tourist, or is there some tripcode to choose your own flag? Do they allow you to talk to ordinary North Koreans or only to tourists and bosses?
>>80086510
L E A F
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reported
>>80089637
She is a woman in North Korea I think I talked to her before in a thread. Or it's northkoreaboo take your pick
>>80086510
North Who?
>>80088292
I can't see Obongo firing any kind of nukes at North Korea given how close Russia and, mainly, China are.
So can we basically assume since they're doing this that they have a functioning nuke now?
Granted it's North Korea and they'd be retarded enough to declare war on the US without a nuke or even a missile that can reach the US.
>>80087119
This. Norks have never not been at war with South Korea/USA.
>>80090008
mfw this starts it all for WW3
>>80090045
Clinton's gave them icbms back in the 90's I think, I heard someone say it here before wouldn't doubt it either
>>80090225
Their internet is ran through one 10mb/s Chinese Telecom line.. lol.
I really wish they'd quit talking and start some shit.
We'd glass that whole shitty country in about 90 minutes.
learn2read leafman
>The move by the United States was described as “the worst hostile act” and “an open declaration of a war” against the country in a statement issued by Pyongyang's foreign ministry carried by the official Korean Central News Agency.
>>80090158
cute got any more?
>>80090416
A ICBM is a missile dip stick
>>80090590
>>80090793
interesting face what breed is it
>>80090594
>mfw an American calls someone a "dip stick"
>>80087064
But you're a leaf. Like if you have penis, you're a boy and if you have vagina you're a girl.
You know, basically North Korea is still in war with South Korea. No happenings until they really attack.
>>80086510
Literally nothing
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
>>80090594
>dip stick
You plonker
>>80089466
Every time you shit post with one, an innocent Korean family is dragged off to a labor camp for 20 years
Unless the Norks are crossing over the DMZ right now, there is no war.
>>80091381
sure thing m8
>>80090948
At least half of it is american with german decent.
The other half is questionable but likely polish unless an affair happened.
What if we're the ones that have been brainwashed and NK is a supernuke paradise
But they haven't declared war. They said that the sanctions themselves are like a declaration of war by the US on NK.
They're only whining. Not happening until someplace gets nuked or invaded.
>>80086748
kek
>>80091534
Kek. Underrated.(You). Upvoted. Liked. Retweeted. Shared.
>>80086510
Kek, even I don't buy into the Korea happenings anymore.
China simply won't let it happen.
A China-Taiwan war is more likely in the future.
>>80090948
A puppy.
>>80086510
Oh my, the Huge Leader barking and hissing again in his 3rd world Stalinist country, making threats against the USA.
Sooo exciting.... sooooo.... exciiiiiting.....(yawn)
>>80091381
>tanks
your welcome
>>80087977
That just counts the ammount of times you posted in that particular thread.
or am I getting baited
>>80086510
time to replay mercenaries mates
Oh noes, little american cucks cant win against mighty asian heroes
They probably shaking in their ass and shitting themselves
>>80086856
This. We're still technically in the Korean War
>>80086510
This will be the shortest gayest war in history. It feels shitty even thinking about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KzRU70T7-c
>>80089082
Holy fuck, man. Last I heard, you we dead. You could at least shitpost a little more often.
>>80089082
Hey Kim
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SNOWFALL
K7TT5H
SNOWFALL
AUTH: YV TIME: 39
>>80087977
> NOT KNOWING HOW THE ID SYSTEM WORKS
> 2 0 1 6
>>80094065
This white man gets it
>>80093787
Does the welcome belong to him?
>>80087387
No u
>>80086510
The Norks are China's Pitbull.
I'd like to see who wins between an American carrier battlegroup, and their mountain full of concealed artillery pieces and anti aircraft guns.
>>80096785
Yanks would win. An SSGN would bury the entrances to the caves the "air force" is hidden in and demolish AA sites via real time drone surveillance before we even enter their air space with Eagles and Hornets.
>In an initial response to the sanctions Pyongyang urged Washington to withdraw them immediately and threatened to instantly cut off all diplomatic channels if they failed to do so.
We had diplomatic channels with them to begin with? I thought extreme self-isolation was sorta their whole shtick.
>>80097933
Both sides can contact each other via the Swedish embassy.
>>80087064
if you read with attention, you'll notice that NK didn't declare anything but that USA are engaging, unofficially a war. Meaning USA would be in an economical war. Which is nothing new, they pretty much are with the rest of the wolrd. That being said, fucking leaf.
>>80086510
>It's real
Wow
>>80086510
Think twice before you declare someone a war.
>>80098474
Shut up and go make sure the CATOBAR is working on the de Gaulle so we can use her to land Hornets after the DPRK sinks a Nimitz-class with their Whiskeys.
Take your bets here on who fires the first Nuke.
Skyking Skyking
India tango sierra hotel alpha papa papa echo november india november golf
Stand by
Like Kikemerica gives a fuck about """"human rights"""" in NK. Hope DC gets bombed.
>>80087132
This. Both Koreas are in a state of armistice, which is still technically war.
>>80099311
I hope Christchurch gets another earthquake.
>>80086510
>kim giving up his swiss cheese and korean cuties for a nuclear wasteland
these are just empty threats
>tfw american
>tfw third time we've been declared war on by NK
>tfw stupid europeans think this is easy
>fighting three wars in a single eyar
now you know why we drink
>>80086510
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USA BTFO
a fucking leaf
>>80099475
Delete this.
>>80099078
I seriously couldn't understand what you're talking about, so here's this pic
>>80100013
Make sure the landing and take off equipment on your aircraft carrier is working so the US can use it to land their aircraft in the event DPRK manages to sink our carrier with their ancient and quiet submarines.
>>80087186
>2016
>not making click on it
Not saying this is a good thing even though I AM a Trump supporter, but if he was president right now, would we be going to war?
>>80100572
No. A war with DPRK would not be profitable to the Military-Industrial Complex. The economic burden of rebuilding DPRK would be insane and reeducating the citizens to be able to work with First World technologies would be staggering.
>>80100939
Once we rebuilt North Korea and exploit its resources it would pay back all the development costs quite nicely
The new unified state would experience a decade or more of early 2000's China-like GDP growth
>>80101269
The reunification of Germany was an economic nightmare, but at least the East had educated masses and developed industry. DPRK has neither. There's 10 of billions of dollars set aside for such an eventuality but even that is nowhere near enough. CONPLAN 5029 predicts mass starvation in a fallen DPRK and it's doubtful current global grain/rice reserves would meet 1800 calories a day for former North Koreans.
>Suposedly isolationist country that dont have even internet
>complain when usa put sansions on it
