ITT: I will post some ideas on what kind of pill "Beauty and the Beast" administered us as kids.
DISCLAIMER: Now, on /tv/ they don't let me talk about this because they say it is too politicized, so WTF I'll try /pol/ instead.
Basically, today I was watching the Beauty and the Beast... and was thinking, some 25 years later, that maybe Gaston is not such a bad character.
>>80075835
1/6
Gaston:
>Utilitarian dude
>Ripped sportsman
>Hunter, forgaer, woodsman, paleo guy
>Functionally illiterate
>Seeks trophy wife
>Likes qt qua qt. Not qt qua bookworm.
>Everything he does, it is for personal gain
>Yet he has a good pack mentality
>Alpha male of the village. Natural born charismatic leader
>Actually the only one who got balls to answer Bell's father's call for help
>Organizes a raid. Smooth Operator as fuck
>Privileged cis white male (but who actually worked his arse off to get to that position)
>Egoist, but earnest in his egoism. Cannot really deceive people about his goals
His mistake:
>The trophy wife thing gets over his head
>Pleb mindset
His misfortune:
>Cucked by a nobleman who has fallen from grace
>Hard-earned white privilege still cannot cross the gap between working class and aristocracy.
Rating: True Chad
>>80075881
2/6
Belle:
>Sexy af
>Qt
>Virgin
>Bookworm
>Household princess (i.e. the female NEET)
>No life plan
>Dreams of privilege without making an effort
>Respects her father, tries to save him
>Victim mindset (accepts cohabitation deal with ugly and scary Hikikumori Beast -- who acts as an abuser)
>Good Samaritan syndrome (entitle duty to redeem the beast)
Her mistakes:
>Seeks connection with actual abuser
>Throws away her life
Her luck:
>Gets away with it just because of the contingent situation
Her misdeed:
>A guy get killed when trying to save her from herself
Rating: Crypto-Stacey [that is, Stacey in a Daria context but without the Daria's cynical and sarcastic mindset]
>>80075936
3/6
The fairy:
>The aristocrat pisses off a lady who's selling roses
>Actually the lady is a fairy princess
>Fairy princess goes around dressed as an old hag to deceive young and arrogant cis white males
>All the purpose is to trigger them, so she can have them begging at her feet when she reveal her power level
>And anyway she punishes them
Rating: Black widow [the femnazi dream, except most femnazis are ugly]
>>80075991
4/6
The (soon to be) Beast #1:
>Arrogant motherfucker
>Aristocrat as fuck
>Narcisistic
>Cis white male
>Lives in a castle
>Wealthy as fuck
>Landowner and sheit
His mistake:
>Not kind with granny
His misfortune:
>Granny ruined his life
Rating: Alpha privilege.
>>80076071
5/6
The Beast #2:
>Hikikumori (lives as a recluse; cocoon mindset)
>Ugly
>NEET
>Wealthy inheritance and loyal servants
>Possible mental illness (depression, grief, social anxiety)
>Total beta virgin (cannot even have decent conversation)
>Abuser (locks random guests in the dungeon; doesn't let Bell leave the premises)
His luck:
>Manages to trade an aged fat gizmo for a qt slave
Rating: full autistic Beta male
>>80076123
6/6
The Beast (no more) #3
>Alpha again
>Aristocrat as fuck
>No more narcissistic
>Cis white male but shares
>Lives in a castle
>Wealthy as fuck
>Landowner and sheit
>Local nobleman so he is above the law (gets away with killing in a doubious self defense situation)
His fortune:
>Good Samaritan qt redeemed him
>Feminists (qua women) have double standards, so he gets away with being a cis white male just because he ends up sharing his privilege with qt bookworm
Rating: Fem-Halal Alpha Cis White Male (that is, the only kind of white male accepted by feminists)
Hahah insane kek.
We should have more of these.
>>80075835
top quality australian shitpost
>>80077223
Thank you.
Here's a more detailed analysis.
So, basically, to wrap it all up (since this thread doesn't seem to attract many commenters), I'd say this is a story about:
>Alpha privileged cis white male
>Falls from grace because he overlooked his femnazi mistress
>She doms him into a beta cuck
>Then she leaves him and he goes full hikikomori
>Qt bookworm with no sense of reality is attracted by his abusive attitude
>Manages to redeem him into a glorified NEET
>Eventually Chad shows up to save her from the well-known abuser (and it is unknown to Chad that the abuser is slowly turning into a decent person)
>Glorified NEET kills Chad in loosely justifiable self defense
>Once killed the packmaster, he is the new Chad
>But he reminds his time as a Beta, so he shares his privilege with qt bookworm
>>80079089
>recluse bearman
the shit posting is strong with OP..
let it flow.. let if flow.. let your shit posting flow...
>>80075835
I think Gaston was something of a false alpha. He was not a true leader of the community, acting in their best interest, instead he used them for his own ends. In the end Gaston has no true relationship with anyone but himself.
