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Great news /pol/,

i just got into contact with Liquidmark, asking him if i could commission him into making a cute ongoing comic based on Hilloli enacting Hillarylike legislation at her school. Kid Trump, Sanders, Carson, etc will be there. It is going to be great. I just need your help writing /pol/'s first real comic.

Throw some ideas.
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No.
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>>79947602

Mad i couldnt get pic related to do it?
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>Hilloli gets questioned by student council concerning emails to a suspended students caught using a stolen answers sheet from the teacher's textbook
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>>79947397
1. Make the teacher James Comey

2. Start off with loli Hillary and shota Trump running for Class President and go from there.

3. Include pic related if Trump picks Joni Ernst as his VP and loli Elizabeth Warren whether or not she's Hillary's VP.
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>>79949999

Fuck i dont even know who Joni is but those quads dont fuck around. Ill do my research and add her in if she is picked. Putting Warren in regardless, just need Native American insults.
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Who should be Hill's love interest?
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>>79950170
You might as well have Sarah Palin be a loli too since she's hovering around Trump's campaign.

She also would make a cute glasses girl counterpart to loli Elizabeth Warren if you intend to keep her cute bespectacled look.

>>79950892
Huma Abedin.
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>>79951286
>loli Sarah Palin
im interested in the comic now. imagine the waifu material
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>>79951286
>Huma Abedin
>Palin
>lolis


Something tells me this will end up being a /pol/ VN
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this would really work in the art style of Clarissa

what lolis should we put in that actually have beef with Hillary? Palin is indifferent to her
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>>79955028

From what we saw in the GOP debates, Fiorina would work as that character trying to catch her worst nemesis' attention in hopes of being taken seriously. Might be cute.
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>>79947397
fuqq again her
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>>79951286
>>79953631


i need this in my life
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need to fit in social issues in the school
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>>79957003

since BLM would be difficult, what other policies can we fit into a school setting?
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>>79959793
You could have Social Justice issues. You just need to lambast it by metaphor through the childish whims of a 10 year old Hillary.
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>>79960005

Maybe i should consult /lit/ with symbolisms
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Make it lewd, I'd fap to it.
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>>79962056

/pol/ needs to become mainstream, lewd wouldnt help
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>>79962198

/pol/ isnt maintstream right now?
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If not Liquid, who should i commission to do this? In comparison to most on here im a richfag so price isnt an issue until they get absurd
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>>79947397
>Kid Trump, Sanders, Carson
they had very different childhoods
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>>79947397
I'm interested. I got some character tropes rolling, this is for the current stage in the campaign, since we don't yet know who her VP or Chief of Staff is, etc

Hillary-chan
>Main character
>Mischievous, power-hungry loli
>Moe qualities show whenever she is obviously out of touch or reads the room wrong(think Haruhi Suzumiya).
>Plot conflicts often arise from her recklessness when handling her machinations to become class president/ Empress of the school District.

Huma-chan
>Supporting character
>Always loyal to Hillary's side.
>Outgoing and dependable.
>Has a yuri crush on Hillary-chan which conflicts with her desire to maintain a professional relationship.

Donald-Kun
>Main antagonist, arch-rival of Hillary-chan
>Hotblooded and unpredictable master persuader
>He used to be friends with Hillary- chan before he entered class politics
>Impulsive on stage, but has a 4D chess master plan
>Best bros with sleepy Carson-kun

Bernie-kun
>Comic relief sore loser supporting character driven to irrelevance by his utter BTFO by Hillary-chan
>Hillary-chan bullies him constantly and he takes it
>Leads a group of loud first years who crybully everyone
>beats everyone at Basketball

Bill-kun:
>Additional comic relief
>Hillary-chan's boyfriend that she keeps around pretty much as an accessory
>has a thing for first year girls

Putin-kun
>Final Boss antagonist
>Undisputed class president/King/God Emperor of the school on the other side of the park
>Mutual arch enemy of Hillary-chan, just as power hungry if not more than her
>Plans to make his recovering school the strongest in the district, never reckless
>Basically, any time he is involved shit gets irreversibly real


And for funsies:
Jeb-kun:
>favorite bullying target of Donald-kun
>The butt of every joke of the entire series
>is a MESS
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>>79966220

Fuck i didnt even think about Carson. Which brings a good point. Should we write him and the others as the way they were as kids put together in one school or make the comic a cute analysis of today's candidates by placing them as they are today but in a school setting?

>>79966283

Great ideas, love the Jeb one. Rand could be a comedy relief nerd too. Just look at his kid pics.
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>>79966283
>that literal everything


I want this comic on the double.
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>>79966283

Honestly, id love it if you were in charge of this, character wise especially. Ive been combing through Liquidmark's stuff and i dint really like his "bug eye" style being fitted to a realistic story like Hilloli, especially if we are to make them resemble actual people. Who would yoou choose for the art?

Also, care to give more ideas? Im against namefags but i wouldnt mind handing this over to someone who might as well write the shit themself. I'll gladly pay for the art, you and others could just write it.
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>>79966858
>Should we write him and the others as the way they were as kids put together in one school or make the comic a cute analysis of today's candidates by placing them as they are today but in a school setting?

I like the latter option cause more readers can relate to present day candidates, rather than childhood versions of the same people.
> makes the character research easier
Rather than dig up biographies, just use headlines and interviews of the past few years. Less time researching_ more issue made.
> humorously connecting their existing enterprises to elementary school analogies

Examples, the currency could be "lunch monies".

Donald-Kun's real Estate empire could be a playground sandcastle building service.

Hillary and Bill's Clinton Foundation could be a huge jar of lunch money that they use for favors.

War are bullying conflicts between schools that take place in playgrounds or public parks.

You get the idea
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>>79966283
Obama could be a immigrant who just moved into the school a year ago and could be from Kenya/Somalia/Syria.

His only friends could be Hillary-kun/Biden-kun. He used to be friends with Donald-kun but his parents could be racists and fought hard against Obama-kun coming to the school and had a large lawsuit of which they lost. He is the current class president but hopelessly incompetent and never shows up to class council

Romney-kun and Ryan-kun could be main antagonists for Donald-kun who are rich kids who want to buy the election from him.
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>>79968479

Ahhh that solidifies it. Tried writing a political-horror novel my freshman year of college but im not fantastical. Id love it if you took this project into your hands creatively. Got an email to stay in contact with me? As a richfag id love to be the producer, my only job should be financing this.
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>>79968069
Shit nice, I'm about to get on a plane soon.

If we wanna get shit done, let's you and me pull up a tripfagging scheme and get writing/commissioning on a regular schedule.

I'm sure to be just one of rhe many WriteBros we should expect to see we'll make Hill loli generals whenever needed

t.writebrono1
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this kind of looks like a shill thread though, maybe give it a different names desu
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>>79966858
>>79968479

Are you two suggesting making them all chibi?

That takes half the fun and all the cute out of depicting Hillary and everyone else as kids.

Pic related in what you want to avoid.
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>>79966283
I love it so much, almost lost in a dr waiting room to sleepy Carson chan
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>>79968939

lets not be attentionwhoring fags about the tripfagging. Mine will simply be Producer. Yours, idk, Writer 1?

>>79968543
>>79969087

good ideas as well. and you Writer2? also the name of the threads should be the name of the comic. Any suggestions?

>>79969196

Before we discuss their artstyle i think we need an artist. Hell, should we try for one in the /pol/drawthread generals?
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>>79969087
If this is all actually serious then for the love of god use this image of Hillary as a loli rather then the close up image from the OP.
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>>79968939

Oh shit didnt see your suggested trip. Nice to meet you t.writebrono1. Im Producer.
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BLM should be personified by a cute triplet of black girls mad theie boyfriends get suspended and roughhandled.

Seeing how they get handled by the main characters will be hilarious. Like Hilloli getting backlash in the cafeteria for saying CPT and Sanders being their cuck
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>>79971161

Thanks. This board moves fast now.
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carson is that kid who sits at the back of the class and falls asleep during lessons
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>>79970325
This would actually be super cute if its drawn right. Same with SJWs.
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Don't forget tranny-chan, who has bathroom issues.
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I imagine rubio would be in special ed because of all the pills he has to take.
What about Cruz?
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>>79971999
wasted trips. He doesn't seem like a sleeper he worked really hard to get into michigan university
>>79972006
sjw's should be uglier
>>79970325
I think Sanders should try to support progressive shit but nobody would support it. Like his free college plan could be represented as free lunch for everyone? Only SJW's/fat people/younger people would support him.
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>>79972848
He's the nerdy math wiz who everyone cheats off of but no one really likes.
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>>79973345
nah, cruz is probably the kid to go straight to bible study after school. Probably in the Young Republicans Club aswell.
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>>79973531
He could be both. Methinks he could be sort of a Butters archetype.
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>>79973345
>>79973531
>>79973640
Definitely needs to attend a foam party at some point.
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How does such a cute face become so evil?
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What pairings should we have?
I can think of some at the top of my head

Bill x Hillary
Rato x Foam Boy
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Should Hillary be the main focus and we interact with other characters through her or do we switch perspectives periodically?

Speaking of which, what should the format be?
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Johnson has to be the cool kid who's always getting in trouble for hitting on the hot English teacher. He probably sells weed on the playground too.
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Sounds cute, as long as Malayfag is not involved.
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>>79972602

Who should be the personification?
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If there are any drawfags here, please post a doodle of Hilloli in your artstyle, but dont waste your time if you dont have paypal. Its the only way i can pay.
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>>79974757
Why Vermin Supreme of course.
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>>79974139
If this is about lolis over political satire then it should follow Hillary and other female politicians involved in the race.

Such would allow you to draw Warren vs Trump without forcing Hillary's presence.

If you want to do a generic chibi presentation focusing on satire then Hillary shouldn't even be the main character and it should be more ensemble based.
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>>79947397
If Hilloli doesn't get raped, I will be disappointed.
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Who is the principal?
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>>79974901
How much are you paying, brother? I might give it a shot. My terms are: No hags, no men, nothing lewd.
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Don't forget kasich with him always eating and everyone asking who he is. Geeze oh man
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>>79976195
Obama.
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>>79976195
Jeb's dad
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>>79976277

The budget ive promised myself is no more than $60 spent on lewd rule34 commissions every month, ill be happy to switch that to funding the comic. So how about $50 every two weeks for a decent amount of work to match the price?
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>>79963961
wft
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>>79976195
The CIA personified. The FBI should be vice-principal.

Who should student-council be?
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>>79976195
Mr. Shekelberg
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>>79959793
>since BLM would be difficult, what other policies can we fit into a school setting?

The school busing in hispanic kids from a shitty area and they create incidents.
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>>79966283
>Bill-kun:
>>Additional comic relief
>>Hillary-chan's boyfriend that she keeps around pretty much as an accessory
>>has a thing for first year girls

>he is secretly dating 3 other girls behind her back.
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>>79976655
Nevermind actually, comics are too much work. I'm really not too good with scenery and such. I'll stick to character art for a while. I'll do a quick Hillary-chan though, if the thread stays alive long enough. Been meaning to draw her since I saw the cute pictures a couple weeks ago.
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>>79976298
>Don't forget kasich with him always eating and everyone asking who he is. Geeze oh man

That's good.
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>>79947397
>>>/a/

also:
it should be pornographic
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>>79955650
fuqqen
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>>79977911
fuggen those digitsss
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>>79977336

Well at the very least we'll all bare witness to the first fapable depiction of Hillary Rodham Clinton in loli form.
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>>79978331
we're really making history.
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>>79976195

Soros.

It has to be Soros.

You can suntly redpill everyone on his agenda.

Pls be Soros.
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/pol/ jantitors arent that bad, but lets say they delete the thread. Where do we regroup?
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>>79978503
>>79978331
Sit tight lads, gonna take a bit.
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>>79978331


more pics?
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>>79978988
this he can also rig the elections aswell
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>>79948406
>dat wack

rip my sides everytime, it's just so well done and unexpected
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>>79981107

I'd love it if all the candidates realize the puppet master is the real enemy. Guess its up to the main writers.
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>>79981360

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1918455#search=darwin_watterson
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>>79982293
>censored
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>>79947397

Hilloli profiting off of a lemon aide scam run by jews

Hilloli's boyfriend having relations with every available orifice that happens to be within grabbing range

Hilloli firing all of the school annual staff after boyfriend is elected student president

You got to have kid Bill as the boyfriend, drunken nose and rosatia included

Hilloli getting an email about an upcoming raid on a friend's club house. Chooses to ignore it, friend's all get their asses kicks. Trys to delete email.

Etc, etc.
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>>79982828
>Hilloli's boyfriend having relations with every available orifice that happens to be within grabbing range


elementary kids dont have sex
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>>79978503
>>79978331
Well, there's zero resemblance I guess. Could've gone for the drill-hair she has in some of the pictures, but that's legit hard to draw.
Oh well, I guess the hairpin will do. Could put on some color if you want.
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>>79983227
>elementary kids dont have sex


LOOK AT THIS VIRGIN FAGGOT
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>>79983479

The drill hair would be nicer but god damn i seriously hope you consider doing this for us. I apologize my budget would be only $50 per every 2 weeks on the comic but if we could arrange your workload to a small degree i feel everyone would benefit. No matter how little you do
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>>79979332

If the threads get deleted, I say we make like Syrians and borrow the /pol/ drawfriend threads. They'll understand we need a home.
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>>79983479
You've got the art style I was envisioning down to a T.
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>>79984884
>>79983479
Thanks. Working on a project with /pol/ sounds nice, I just have too much shit going on right now, I wouldn't want to let you guys down halfway.
Working on the colored version for now.
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>>79981029
I'm reaching the breaking point of pure loli material. It's either into her adolescence or back into her baby days.

>>79983479
Love the hairpin.
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>>79985450
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>>79985450
Thanks. Getting close, maybe 30 minutes.
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>>79983227

You really don't know Bill Clinton.
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>>79988190

shit makes me sad. no one is born evil.
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I appreciate everything you guys have contributed. Feel free to tripfag but lets not become attentionwhores, its all for the comic. I'd like to get to know yall through this process.

German-anon, maybe we could work something out financially? I dont mind boosting the budget a little. Have a contact?

Lastly, if this thread or any threads in the future get deleted, lets regroup in the daily /pol/ drawfriend threads and discuss what we do from there. Also please make a thread if you dont see one up already.
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>>79966283

Everything in this is perfect
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>>79988818
It's all in how people are nurtured. I don't think she had a good relationship with her dad, but she idolized her mom to levels that might have turned her homoerotic for women caring after her.

At least that's how I believe she views Huma Abedin.

>>79989167
Another element you should consider portraying is her sheer incompetence with technology. That shit isn't even alleged you just need to read her emails.
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>>79989935

The tech-illiteracy sounds cute as fuck. Care to tripfag? You and many others ITT should be apart of the story direction/character development. Especially since you know her history.
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>>79983479

Fucking christ if Producer-anon can only give you $50 ill gladly add in a few bucks myself. Please just do this for /pol/. We will pay
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It isn't human. What's wrong with you?
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>>79989935
Honestly, Hillary's a little more technocompetent than others in her age cohort, especially compared to other public figures. But they're still all clueless on the whole. We're just fooling ourselves if we believe shit like this isn't going on at all levels of the government. You can't trust 60yo+ to practice good security. Shit, you can't even trust 15-25yos, and you'd expect them to have the most familiarity with the danger, but its ease of use and ubiquity has completely neutered their comprehension of technological dangers.

Hilloli should inhabit an area where she knows enough about technology to be a danger to herself and others via the stuff she DOESN'T know, while everyone else just doesn't mess with the stuff; they don't even get the opportunity to fuck up with it. They can't figure out how to use dad's credit card to make in-app purchases, but Hillary can.

To make a non-tech example, she's athletic enough to climb the fence into the junkyard, but not fast enough to outrun the dogs.
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Stop trying to humanize the Beast
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>>79990991

>humanize
>drawing child pornography comics of them

no
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>>79990788

Every child is innocent.
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>>79947397

SHE GOES ON VACATION TO BENGHAZI AND ACCIDENTALLIES ALL HER MOMS MAIL

THEN SHE ASKS LITTLE BILL IF SHE CAN HELP WITH COVERING UP THE BRUTAL ANAL RAPE
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>>79991121


Lets get this out of the way. This will not be an adult comic. Think of adult-swim level comedy. Not tier, but dialogue wise.


I wont fund simulated CP. Hilloli can be cute, hell even put a pantyshot every now and then for the degenerates. But remember we are writing a mature comedy.
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>>79991153
Bullshit. Infants, perhaps, but not past the age of reason (8-10).
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What if the comic briefly mentioned the other schools, each representing non-American nations? Of course, the focus is going to be on American politics, so they are probably not going to be featured very much, although it could open up ideas for spinoffs.
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>>79991385

Yeah, I was just messing around. You do have loli in the title.
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>>79991461

Nice way to bring in foreign politics, but it begs the question how the Turkish school district will interact with the American one that Hillary is in. Know what i mean?
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>>79992114
>the school with syrian students gets flooded by a storm
>Hillary must debate with student council why they should temporarily accept them till water-damage has been fixed
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Remembering to write your trip in mobile for every post is a bitch and a half, sorry if i keep forgetting.
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>>79992114
>the Russian school is caught expanding its playground into the Ukranian one's


Many possibilities for foreign affairs
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>>79987792
And done.

>>79990509
Thanks mate, really appreciate it. For me, it really depends on the kind of work. Drawing decent comics is just completely different from drawing cute girls in mostly static poses. There are so many things to consider, like movement or balance.
I tried drawing doujinshi once and it was a fucking nightmare. I'd rather just keep drawing cute girls.
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Nigel-kun:
Exchange student from England, hangs around with Rand-chan and his father, Senpai Ron. Always smoking and drinking even in school, and outsmarts every teacher in school. Criticises Hillary-chan and Donald-kun but likes Donald's passion.

Milo-chan
Annoying little preening shota 1st year who is constantly coming on to Donald, thinks he is really badass. The Scrappy Doo of the school.
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>>79993219
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>>79993219

Fucking cute. We'd be really grateful if you change your mind. All these great ideas but no artist as of yet. Do you think $50 is too cheap for most artists to do a comic? Ive only ever commissioned standalone lewds

>>79993263

The sound of Nigel and Rand having fun gives me nice feelings. Foreign leaders should pay the American school's kids a visit during inter-school student council, to discuss funding between them.
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>>79993066
>the russian schoolkids get caught flying toy planes above the turkish school
>gets shot down
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>shot down


You mean a rock thrown at it? lol
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>>79993219
Understandable. And you've provided a great basis to work off of.

If we were to elongate her hair to shoulder length and remove the bangs, this would make a pretty convincing little Hillary.
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>>79993759
I'm not sure what the going rates for commissions are, never did any. But I'd imagine you'd find a decent artist for that. Of course it also depends on the pace and quantity of their work.
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>>79947397
>Busted looking through old yearbooks to commit voter fraud in student council presidential election
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>>79993219
Cute af krautbro
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>>79994391

Should it be the drill hair OP pic? Youre the one with all her pics, which one has the best hairstyle?
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>Hillary gets caught passing notes in class; throws her entire bookbag out of the window
>Donny gets in trouble for monopolizing swing set usage and not letting certain (black) kids have a turn
>Hillary gets to take the class pet home for the weekend and loses him
>Benny is a genius, but also a narcoleptic; gets bad grades, but only because he falls asleep in the middle of every test
>Donny starts reselling candy from his neighborhood corner store at a profit; spends it all at the Xerox to advertise and runs out of both candy and money
>Hillary is convinced someone keeps throwing rocks at her on the playground
>Markie always repeats himself; he follows everything he says with a rephrasing of the same statement
>Ted has an uncle who works at the school and keeps trying to extract special favors, oblivious to the fact that the uncle doesn't like him
>Donny discovers an entire shipping pallet of gold spray paint; sprays everything he owns, including himself (and the fumes make him a little loopy)
>Hillary beats a kid named Vinny in a fight and sends him to the nurses office with a bloody nose; no one ever sees him again (his parents transferred him to another school)
>Bernie starts a petition to make pizza free

>Bill, Barry, and Joe are cool senpais one grade ahead of everyone
>Georgie is in the same grade as BBJ, but everyone thinks he's a doofus (except his younger brother Jeb)
>Bill spends all his time with girls from the grade below Hillary, despite being her boyfriend
>Barry is president of his class, but is phoning it in at this point; just wants to play sports and videogames
>Joe is the raddest motherfucker but he can't stop hugging and touching anyone he's talking to; obsessed with trains
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>>79994816
I don't think that's drill hair but yeah you should base her design off >>79969757

It perfectly represents the youth and innocence you're trying to show as well as the beginnings of slyness and cunning in her eyes.
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They brag about their allowances and Donald-kun calls them pussies for depending on grown-up money.
Later offhandedly remarks that he's never had it easy, he got a small 10k USD loan from dad to start his lemonade stand business
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>>79995994
>Donny's dad loses everything in a stock market mixup
>Donny has to go on Free Lunch for a week
>dad gets his fortune back
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best idea in this thread. any young Putin pics?
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>>79996325
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Hilloli is always super sweet around teachers and large groups but when some girl fucks up their group project she lashes out with "fucking Jew bastard!". Later pretend to be best friends with Jew grill as if it didn't happen

Not sure if this is a true story but it would be funny if protag-chan goes out of character / reveals true self after appearing adorable for a long time
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>>79982828
>Hilloli getting an email about an upcoming raid on a friend's club house. Chooses to ignore it, friend's all get their asses kicks. Trys to delete email.


nice idea. might actually show my kids this one day. kinda educational
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>>79996826

Literally the exact same but with hair
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If I could go back in time and fuck Hillary when she was in her prime 13 year old self, I bet things would be different around here. She would not feel the need to be so crooked and try to run for president.
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>>79994857
>Donny starts reselling candy from his neighborhood corner store at a profit; spends it all at the Xerox to advertise and runs out of both candy and money


Thats fucking good
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Maybe modern technology things could be replaced by their 1970s equivalents to make it cuter / less lazy / more believable / less obvious. I'd be a bit bummed if the email scandal was portrayed as literally an email scandal but with children
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>>79966283
i so fucking want this
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>>79995877

Gah, didnt mean to call it drill hair. Looks like nazi youth hair if anything. I think its the best too.
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>>79998827
Well, yeah. How are kids supposed to get in trouble at school for e-mail anyway?

>Donny has pic related; always calling "Time and Temperature" (look it up kids) and having pretend high-level power meetings
>Donny blows out all his competitors with mean "tweets" from his father's shoulder-parrot SQUAWK Teddie is a mess REE-HOO
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>>79947397
I hate white children, but #ImWithHer against racism fascism and hate.
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Trump will win
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>>79998827

Good point. I say email should literally just be mail/letters in the comic, written on typewriters (computers)
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>>80000128
This, we can't let this be a mutual thing or else we would be doing our god emperor a disservice

It needs to be almost entirely a critique on hillary
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>>79947397
sounds like good propoganda to convert libtards. don't screw this up OP
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>>79998827

I love Trump more than my own dad but lets be honest, this comic could span till the end of time if we keep it up to date with factual metaphors. So if she wins IRL, we should just deal and write Trump as a potential competitor for next election
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>>79976304
Principal Obama always gets involved in the class election to support Hilloli, even though the other kids think it's unfair.
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>>80001626

student body president =/= principal
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>>80002017
Good point. An agency like the FBI or DoJ would fit better.
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still need a story for Cafeteria Kasich and Lunch-Line Swine Christie
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>school suspects rubio for being a synth
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what about rand
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>>79947397
Carson stabs somebody.
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>>80003455

unlike your bathrooms, he's too shitty to write about
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>>79947397
just gas them
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>>80003639
with a pencil, preferably

>>80003801
o-oh, okay
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Hillary should be completely obsessed with Bill ever since he cheated on her with a first-year named Monica. Bill should cheat on Hilloli every chapter
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>>80003996

hey if you could write a story for Rand that'd be great


>the school goes to six flags
>he cant ride anything
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>>80004331
Damn, loli Monica would be a pretty cute sight. Sadly there's nothing before her intern years on the web.
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Germanon, could we see you draw one of these ideas down? even 4 panels would be awesome.


hell or any artist for that matter. i literally have money forever for anyone willing to make this a forever thing
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>no Webb stories
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Okay guys since Liquidmark hasnt replied yet i think im going to seek the services of /b/'s drawfag thread. Be right back.
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Ben Garrison should be the school bully to kikes and nigs


Bernie and Ben must work together
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>>80008079

forgot to say which Ben but i think its obvious
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I think the drawfriends at /b/ arent interested. Again, anybody reading this thread with basic drawing skills is welcome to do this.
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>>80009714
Just keep making threads and keep offering money and this could slowly build into something.
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>>79996826
why is he so handsome
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we need an updated version of pic related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5A-zimj0CA
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>>79947397
Even as a child, Hillary was ugly.
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>>80010015

Thanks for the encouragement. I REALLY want this to happen. Im just sad i cant offer more than $50 every 2 weeks to our future drawfag. I hope yall dont think im cheap. Ill gladly make it $55 instead. Budgetting is everything.
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>>80010254
man it's literally been at least 4 years since I've seen this image.

thank you for posting it again.
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>>80010254
>martial arts
>Derek curbstomping a nigger from American History X
I love it.
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To keep the thread bumped, what are some names you suggest? For the comic
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>>79950892
Lynn Forester de Rothschild. They're rumoured to be in a relationship together, in real life; so why not be the same in the comics?

https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/250
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>>80013936

Who should be Putin's love interest?
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Hiloli pls!
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>>79974697
He can fucking draw desu. We just need someone else to make the storyboard instead
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>>80014432

cute hairstyle. Maybe she should alternate it every few weeks
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>>79993219
Make one for trump
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>>80014454

Why do people hate Malayfag again? I thought yall like Christ Chan Adventures?
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>>80013936
Holly shit thats hilarious, definitley put that in the comic
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>>79947397
Have hillary trick people i to doing things for her campaign and pay people off and later it is discovered shes getting all of her money from the principle who is george soros through a school organization called students alliance
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>>80014847

How will the love letter, hell ALL of her letters get leaked to the school public?
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>>79947397
There should also be group called retarded lives matter and its a abunch of special ed kids being chaotic
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>>80014792
He's pushing it way too hard like a jewish salesman and the storyboard is cringy as fuck. But he can draw
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>>80015291
Trump highers an internet hacking anime fanatic who has some form of social anxiety to leak all of her emails
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>>79993219
What have you done?
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>>80015804

cant do emails, we are trying to make this fit the times back in the good ol days

You know how they used to pass letters in class, person to person? I say a student in the class (Snowden) hurries up and writes copies every letter before he passes the original copy to the person behind him.
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>>79947397
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Until someone comes up with a better name for the comic, i say we call the generals "Presidentress" or "Hilloli" for now. If this thread 404s you can always search in catalog for another or create one yourself. Just use a young hillary pic, drawn or real please. Thanks.
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>>80016026
Have hillary trick people in to doing things for her campaign and pay people off and later it is discovered shes getting all of her money from the principle who is george soros through a school organization called students alliance
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>>80016444
Maybe a play off of Commander and Chief, something like: Class President and Cute?
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>>80016026
Snowden is her personal delivery boy and helps her out but eventually betrays her and also leaks all of her election campaigning plans against trump and how to make her look better so that snpwden also represents guccifer
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>>80017949
Much better than Presidentress. That's for sure and you will get more attention than the actual shill threads by the same name.
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>>80016716

The syllables need to match up. Fuck. Getting close i feel it. Shit. I dont know how about :


'Commander and Cute'

>>80018335

Thanks, i like it too. Gotta say we are making progress, steady as it is.
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Lets come to a vote. Voting ends in 30 minutes.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10685574
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>>79976847
SUrely the nasty trolls of the alt right get a spot
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>>80019134

The alt right should be the weird kids no one accepts at the school. Trump fanclub.
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her first day at school- she blows her teacher

then blackmails him into doing whatever insane shit she wants- mostly malicious acts against her classmates using the teacher as a proxy to keep her hands clean

she gets into school politics and finds the allure of power and influence irresistible. she starts a program that puts student government at the center of the actual school politics-influencing school board meetings and forcing her voice and opinions onto the adults- who love it- but who are little by little giving her ungodly amounts of power which she uses to secretly hurt the people that she considers enemies.
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Bump. We really need more people who can draw. The more we can keep the thread alive the higher the chance they might see this
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>>79947397
DAILY REMINDER THAT HILLARY WAS KEKED BY A JEWESS

>SHISKA CAN'T COMPETE
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>>79948406
SOURCE NOW
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>>80019362

Sounds dark and we already decided no pedo stuff. Needs to be something Adult Swim (pre the Reddit bullshit) would have included in their lineup, comedy wise
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>>80019362

However the politics part of the school is where we are going at so good job at that. Just no pedo sex.

>>80019586

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1797683#search=darwin_watterson
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>>79976847
Yes but it should be subtle like in his name,
Connor I. Anderson (C.I.A)
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>>79963961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9kRXh2wHCs
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>>80020292

Nice. Keep them coming.


Jotting all these ideas down btw. Will include everybody's favorites in the next thread we make. Then we can start sttawpolling too choose which ideas should be canon.
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>>80020543

strawpolling*
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Can we somehow incorporate Melania?

>Donald-kun's gf is one of those child models
>all the boys drool/get nosebleeds whenever they see her
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i really don't think that's it's going to take off without the pedo sex

how about hillary is a M to F tranny and SHE fucks one of her older female teachers and then blackmails her

would that better align with your delicate sensibilities?
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Please make trump build a sand wall or something
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>>80021137
Make it so.
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>>80018889

60% to 40% in favor of 'Commander and Cute'
its official guys. we got a name


Just need an artist
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>>80022041
Isn't it Commander in Chief?
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>>80021137
>>80021137

good ideas

>>80021214

not good. honestly give up the sex stuff. we want the comic to be something that could be taken seriously. if you *chan porn comics look up Sherwood even though 7chan is pure fucking cancer
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>>80022041
Let's stick with it as a pending title. Create the next thread with >>79993219 anon's pic to grab more attention in the catalog.
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>>80022589

You and a few others contributed alot. Mind tripfagging so i recognize you guys better? Even if its something simple like Writer # whatever


Also ill make the next general first thing around 12pm tomorrow. Search for that image or 'Commander and Cute general - /cac/'
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>>80022942
Sure what the hell. I'm interested in seeing where this all goes.
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>>80022942

hell, lets make it even easier to find. exactly at 12pm (central time) ill make the general everyday. ill always make sure its bumped so it at least last 2 hours. im surprised this first one managed to last 14.
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>>80023500

Dont feel shy in recommending artists either. Long as they accept my budget of $50 via paypal every 2 weeks. Tell them the amount they do is up to them, long as /pol/ is satisfied.
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>>80022252
the whole hook is that she is willing to blow her teacher for power!

let's make the teacher a young soros

obvious jew- weird glasses or something

he tries to be good but her nimble navigation down into his slacks is too much to bear
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>>80024011

Come on man
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Please more cute hillarys I want to hold young her so much
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>>80025483
I know your feel anon. She should have never grown up.
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>>80025967

im honestly curious where you got these newer. havent seen 80% of what you posted before or in better resolution like >>79985450
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>>80026153
I've mostly just been doing google image searches during this thread.
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we need to add ron paul as rand paul father. rand paul is going to the same school his father has went and was told all the harassment his father had to take in order to graduate or whatver.

rand paul is reliving ron pauls past
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>>80027998
he has seen as a kid, rich students paying for good grades while poor students get bullied and a harder to time pass
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>>80028246
What a handsome motherfucker.
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>>79963961
wtf is the story there??
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>>80028246

finally some Rand ideas thanks.

>>80028857

Dont know but theres a shit ton of decapitation on theync.
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Posting in legendary thread, ignore this.
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>>80029091
>already missing a hand
kek
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>>Joe is the raddest motherfucker but he can't stop hugging and touching anyone he's talking to; obsessed with trains
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>>80029091
rand paul and ron paul wants to report to the department of education but knows that they are corrupt and they can lose their scholarship to college or whatever. rand paul is that nerd who is liked and respected by everyone. plays pokemon or cards with other geeks.
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>>80029274

Aw thanks but we are far from legendary. Still havnt even gotten an artist. Been trying to recruit through a few /b/ drawthreads, even the /co/ one where i found this neato reaction picture. Where else should i look for a guy who'll doodle shit for 50 bucks every 14 days?
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carly fiorina is hillary clinton with paranoia. believes in ghost and believes that soda should be banned from school and ted cruz is her best friend. they both very power hungry and believes that soda and pizza should be banned because they are unhealthy. very pro diet duo
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>>80029736
Ooh a real response, might I recommend >>/trash/ as they are pretty slow so you're thread will stay up a few days
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chris christie is big on sports, best friends with trump

mike huckabee plays in music bands, stands up to bullies and very neutral on every situation.

carson is very imaginative and sleeps in class, likes to read but has a short temper that he has a problem controlling. like the hulk

ted cruz as the hall monitor any good?
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>>80029545

If anyone could dump young Rand Paul that'd be great

>>80030023

Thanks for the suggestion, almost forgot about that board. However the janitors have been nice enough to let the Hilloli thread stay up literally a whole day so i feel we should keep gaining recognition from the motherboard for now. But if a mean janitor logs on and decides to delete tomorrow's thread then ill ask everyone to check /trash/ for the 'Commander and Cute general - /cac' if you dont see one here around 12pm central time.
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>Donny wants to build a fence around the school to keep all the child predators out.
>Hillary says that's wrong because muh feelings or some shit (but really it's because principal Soros wants children to get abducted and raped so the government will have to give more funding to the school)
>Hillary says the people in the community aren't child rapists and it's racist to think so
>Donny points out that "someones doing the raping"
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Can we have nigel as an exchange student?
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>>80030369

we've decided to focus on the politicians aa their today but make their physical selves young enough to be in elementary school. So Chris Christie is still a fat fuck just younger, and Mike Huckabee is a little religious goofball
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Which decade would the comic take place in?
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>>80030426
Niggers stealing bikes. Not rapist. But niggers stealing.
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