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Chicago Police Scanner General - Robert Blessed By KEK Edition


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http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYAxkRAQ_CQ
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first for kek
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Say whaaaaat
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Posting for mah boi Robert

Fireworks are over. HABBENINGS TIME
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KEK HATH BLESSED ROBERT GOD SPEED YOU TIGHT ASSES FAGGOT
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Hey guys Im with Al-Jazeera whats all the commotion about??
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First for RobertCop and dubs
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>>79789572

Thanks for the thread, OP.
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> BURGLARY ALARM WENT OFF
here we go bois!!!
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>>79789801
first for OC
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>>79789955
Fuck you
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They found the girl.
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>>79789892

IT'S TIME!!!
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Summary of Zone 6's calls:

>Teens shooting fireworks at cars
>Multiple garages on fire
>Cop hospitalized
>Rumor that two men in a green 4 door Honda with stolen plates will begin mass shooting when the fireworks start, confirmed armed
>Robert crashed his car into a fire hydrant
>Trees are now on fire
>Grass is on fire
>Everything is on fire
>Group of spics shooting up someone's backyard
>20 shots fired, shooter unidentified
>Elderly woman's home broken into, resident started begging for help, call abruptly ended
>Two people shot, one in the chest, one in the leg
>2 year old tardling shot in the face with fireworks, family chimps out at EMS
>More grass on fire
>Another spic shooting up a backyard
>Male Spic beat up wife in street, got stopped by some partiers, returned with a gun and without his shirt
>Complaint about parking in handicapped spot

>>79789572
Thank you based Robert.
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>13 year old found and with her family
If she's found and with her family why are you trying to contact her family?
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>>79790000

Nice quads.
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Enjoying the feed and thead while at work again today.
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>>79790052

Yeah that didn't make sense..
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>>79790035
Don't forget 20 woman catfight in a McDonalds parking lot.
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>>79790000
>>79790062
KEK has greenlit Chincongo
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>>79790125
whats your job
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>>79790000
Checked
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>>79789902
I've already gotten Bingo.
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>>79790169
LIBERTY IS ON THE RISE
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>>79790192

He listens. Vigilently.
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we seriously need a new riot like ferguson
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>>79790192
Comms tech
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>>79790169
I'm only listening to and compiling Zone 6 since everyone else has the general radio covered.
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>>79790192
Shitposting hq
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Remember, Sienna-Chan wishes all a happy 4th of July!

use fireworks responsibly. stop signs are friends!
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>where the mcdonalds at
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>>79790000
Fucking checked nigger
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>>79790000
GREEN MEANS GO GREEN MEANS GO
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>>79790125
Damn that thing is ancient.
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SHOTS FIRED
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Shots fired @ 4051 N Broadway...A FUCKING U-HAUL
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>Man runs into house to ask residents to call 911, gets stabbed in the back
kek
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Just walked in dunno anything about it gimme a min kek
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>>79790249

Fuck. Ferguson on here was the best. I had CNN on the TV, multiple UStreams on one monitor, /pol/ (with imbedded Tupac/Thomas the Train remix) on another and the police scanner on my phone. It was comfy as FUCK
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Did he say full auto
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>>79790220
>Those noises in the background
Also
>SHOTS FIRED
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Lol what did he say about 'being a damn parent'?
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PARENT NOT KNOWING HOW TO BE A DAMN PARENT
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>>79790412
>Tupac/Thomas the Train remix

top kek, just watched on YouTube
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Numbers are climbing. Scanner at 2,091
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>>79790523
"its the damn parent not knowing how to be a damn parent."
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>>79790412

Is that your pomeranian?
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>>79790523
That blacks can't do it
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>>79790366
KEK A U HAUL AGAIN
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>>79790366
The address can give you a good clue on the type of crims.

Google streetview that shit.
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>More trees on fire

>>79790366
There hasn't been a U-Haul incident in what, four days?
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>>79790602

My wife's dog.
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>>79790594
>It's a ''damn parent not knowing how to be a damn parent" episode
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>>79790336
Most gear here is. Sadly.
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>>79790463
>SHOTS FIRED
>Crashes
>FIREWORKS
>battery in progress
>lots of activity
>people stabbed and shot.
>all is well
>all these backlogs
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Police took my Drone :(
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>>79790625
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How many fireworks went off today so far?

Any M-80's?
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20 family members threatening to shoot each other??
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>threatening to shoot each other
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20 FAMILY MEMBERS FIGHTING IN AN ALLEY
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>There is a lot of battery in progress
>20 famalam members treattening to shoot eachpotherrjuhfg
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I SHOOT U, SENPAI!!
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>>79790739
>U-Haul
kek
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Can someone tell me how to get my town if its not listed
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>20 family members fighting in an alley
>threatening to shoot each other
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>>79790781
There was some m-80's earlier
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>>79790803
Spics most likely
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>>79790781
M80's all day
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>>79790853
Buy a scanner
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>>79790853

On scanner? Look for your county. There's usually combined feeds.
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>>79790366
Fucking kek

Look at this
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Ayy yo. You be sayin.
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>>79790862
kek did that mob from mcdonalds move into the alley
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>>79790870
Someone blew up a stop sign with one last night!
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>>79790862

How emotionless are these people. Threatening to shoot FAMILY? and its probably over nothing big. probably welfare checks or sneakers.
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>>79790998
im sure its a hispanic family
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>>79790964
>U HAUL
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>>79790964
thanks anon! signed up for alerts!
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>>79790781
There was a retarded kid who got hit in the face with fireworks whose family chimped out at EMS. They didn't go into detail about how severe the damage was.

>>79790998
Problems are solved with guns, no matter how petty.
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ROBERT'S GOT A BONA FIDE BURGLARY!
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so many snitches
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NEW BORN IN THE ALLEY KEK
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>>79789572

>Newborn present in the alley

Good job
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>>79790998
Very emotional desu
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>>79790947
So is this people that have scanners broadcating over the internet?

Do i have to have a scanner or is there another site?
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Jesus Fuck, she just rattled off a dozen different fireworks calls
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>>79791136

ahahahhaa
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Shooting off fireworks in an alley with a newborn. Classy as fuck.
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>>79791130
get the fuck out of here jamal
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>>79790739
other side of the street
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>Shots fired S Emerald
>More burglaries in progress
>Robert playing Space Pinball on XP again

>>79791136
Did they describe how much afterbirth was on it?
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>>79791158
You can listen to the stream or dl a scanner app

Im on a kindle so I have to use the App
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Robert scratched at his scars. They were itching, which he figured must mean it was about to rain. He raised the remote, clicked a button, and the shades raised to reveal that it was, indeed raining. He lumbered towards the window, with the neon signs shining through the blinds, only showing his glaring eyes. Chicago, or Chiraq as the junkies called it. A city full of fear and misery. "Home sweet home." He clutched his whiskey with his other hand, raising it to take a sip before returning it to its place on the table. As he glanced around his apartment he was struck with how normal it looked, still. The lamp posts from outside the housing projects dripped their sepia paint into the dark canvas of the night. Architecture hadn't gone far in the past ten years, whereas technology had gone farther than anybody could have ever imagined. Without looking he took his glass of whiskey back into his hand, swirling it about and listening to the sound of ice on glass. Yes, technology had gone far. He downed the remaining alcohol and stood, marveling at how he wasn't woozy yet. After all, that had been his sixth.
As he strolled towards the door, he had to remind himself of the days when six glasses would have put him on the floor. It had been a while. Not everybody remembered the days when alcohol affected people. Now, even kids could drink it.
Before leaving, Robert grabbed his black trench coat, and USP45 he called "Betsy". He felt the metal chassis slide across his hand before inserting a magazine. He blew a kiss to his Asuka body pillow. "Best girl" he said, as he gave a wink to her smiling face, before the light from the hallway closed on her as he left.
Robert opened the door into the hallway, glancing at every door number he walked past. He made his way downstairs. Outside, the cold air caressed his face. He checked his keys, radio static..."5 black males drug dealing at Hyde Park." Robert lit his last cig in the box. He pulled out Betsy and cocked the hammer. Showtime.
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>>79790717
Thanks

also, suspect was after all
>Male Asian
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>male asian
>no shirt
>tattoos with gun in hand

lmao asians are tired of the niggers and taking back the streets
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>>79790964
A F U C K I N G U H A U L

F
U
C
K
I
N
G

U

H
A
U
L
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>>79791212

kek, is that you?

also, nice quad-dubs
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MALE. BLACK.
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>>79791222
no but baby space program should be starting soon
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HOMICIDE
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>>79791325
Kek
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Asian street gangs in ChicagoAsian BoyzBlack ShadowBlack WidowsHop SingLocal BoysWolf BoysFolk street gangs in Chicago
AmbroseAllport LoversBlack DisciplesBrazersCity KnightsGangster Disciples (GD)Gangster Party PeopleHarrison Gents
Insane C-NotesInsane Campbell BoysInsane Cullerton DeucesInsane DeucesInsane DragonsInsane Guess BoysInsane Latin LoversInsane Latin JiversInsane Orchestra AlbanyInsane Popes (North Side)Insane Spanish CobrasKrazy Getdown Boys
King CobrasLa RazaLatin DragonsLatin EaglesLatin StylersLatin SoulsManiac Campbell BoysManiac Latin Disciples
Milwaukee KingsMorgan BoysRacine BoysSatan Disciples (SD)Simon City RoyalsSpanish Gangster DisciplesSpanish Gangster Two SixTwo Two BoysYoung Latino Organization CobrasYoung Latino Organization DisciplesPeople street gangs in Chicago
BishopsBlack P Stones (braches include Apache Stones, Jet Black Stones, Titanic Stones, Ruben Night Stones, Jabari Stones, & Black Stone Villans)Four Corner HustlersFamilia StonesGaylordsInsane Popes (South Side)Insane UnknownsLatin Brothers
Latin CountsLatin PachucosLatin StonesLoco BoysMickey CobrasNoble KnightsOutlaw BloodsParty PlayersRidgeway Boys
SaintsSpanish LordsStoned FreaksTwelvth Street PlayersVice Lords VillalobosStreet gangs in Chicago12th Street Players
Adidas BoysAkrhosAlmighty Latin King / Queen Nation (ALKQN)AztecasAztec SoulsBlack CobrasBlack Gangsters
Black SoulsBrown PrideBrothers For LifeCameron City OutlawsCrazy GangstersHomicide BoysImperial Gangsters
La OndaLa PrimeraLatin MafiaLatin PlayersLatin PrideLynch MobNetasNike BoysPaulina Barry Community (PBC) [inactive]
South Deering BoysSawyer BoysThe Arabian PosseThugs Re-UnitedVatos LocosWhipple BoysWhipple BrothersYoung Sinners
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MR.PERKINS
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>>79791158

I generally use an app. Its people providing feeds or using online feeds provided from elsewhere.

I highly suggest downloading an app. I use Scanner Radio. I have it set so if any of the scanners within 50 miles get a certain amount of listeners, or if any scanner in the country gets over 2,000 it sends me a notification (I was listening to the San Bernardino attack before it even hit national news). I also have notifications set for all the skywarn repeaters in my area, so I can get notifications when storms are coming. It's super useful.
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are fireworks illegal in Chicago?
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>>79791388

its a good night to die. praise kek!
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Blood spotted.
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>>79791272
this leaf has never been to chiraq, but thanks robert
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ORIENTALS
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>>79791409
Good tip tx
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http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/love/#6
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>male asian running gun in hand
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Male asian gun in hand.
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>>79791254

Koreans have climbed off their roofs and taken to the streets
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> MALE ASIAN RUNNING GUN IN HAND

WOOLAD
O
O
L
A
D
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>>79791435
Yes
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KEYS
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>AK47

shitttttttttt
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prepare for gun karate
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Oh shit. Running around with an AK?!
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>CARRYING A FUCKING AK-47

we isis now
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AK47?
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> If he would've been carrying an AK47 I probably would've noticed him the first time
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AK-47
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AK - 4 7 LMAO.
>I would of noticed him
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>4 door Chevy tried to ram a crowd of people and hit a pole
>Gangbangers in a Trailblaizer repeatedly driving through alley
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>>79791435
they are illegal in all of Illinois, we can has sparkles under 3 inches, snap-pops and those growing black snake things.
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COPS WITH THE BANTZ

>IF HE HAD AN AK47 I THINK I WOULD HAVE SEEN IT
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>>79791555
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>That would be grand. :-)
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>>79791644
Wow, that more restrictive then North Carolina...
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>>79791671
It's as if he's here in the thread with us.
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>Man pulls knife on woman, then exposes his 'other' weapon to her
>Spic goes to family BBQ, pulls gun and fires, but gun fails to discharge

>>79791631
>>79791633
Holy fuck.
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>>79791616
>>79791622
>>79791631
>>79791632
>>79791638
>>79791633
>>79791641
>>79791642

someone called in that it sounded like some one an ak. it was just fireworks, cop was making a joke.
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>>79791686
That pure dispatchfu
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>>79791671
There's a stock image of everything
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another homicide
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Has robert appeared yet? Did he appear yesterday?
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Hayzeus had fireworks land on his deck.
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>>79791644

>we can has sparkles under 3 inches, snap-pops and those growing black snake things.

You're saying you have no Black cats, Roman candles or screaming meemies? Come on. You don't got no ladyfingers, buzz bottles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippedy-doodas, crap flappers?

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and say you have no whistling bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, Hüsker Düs and don'ts. Cherry bombs, nipsy dazers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty-chaser?
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>>79791723
That's why you drive to SC
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start directing that traffic fuccboi
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>"Arrg matey. you gon' have to walk the plank if you dont give up dat green nigguh"
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i mean like its 20 sixteen guys, can you even give me one reason why anybody NEEDS a military style assault vehicle?!

face it, you car nuts are on the wrong side of history. AGAIN!
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>>79791910
I was waiting for it
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ARMY FATIGUES
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Anonymous snitches
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>>79791911
We just drive to Indiana a few weeks before the police decide to pull over Illinois plates going into the state from Indiana.
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>>79791910
Never gets old kek
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>>79791910
lel

Fucking love that movie.
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>>79791958
How many old black men with eyepatches are going to be arrested tonight?

>>79791766
Thanks for clarification.

>>79791824
Robert never goes off the clock.
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Reporting in, Roberts. What have I missed?
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Am I the only one who has noticed an uptake of reports since the fireworks ended?
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>>79791130
>>79792010
i'm not gonna tell you again jamal
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>>79791958
my son, you have become too power hungry, lets all talk like family
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>>79791744
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Downtown Pittsburgh reporting
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>>79791911
true
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>>79792065
now everyone is off from the public events for their own, 3:00 A.M. ought to be interesting
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>>79792121
whats going on there
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>Tree on fire from the fireworks
Kek
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>>79792121
How many ded?
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>tree on fire
>gets a parking complaint instead

lol
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>tree on fire
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>>79792121
Whats going on
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>>79792121
That's like 8 cars
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>tree on fire
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>>79792121

stream it for us or ur cucked out
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At about 9pm my night is usually over. I don't understand how these people can be running around doing all this crazy shit and still be able to get up for work in the morning.
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>tree on fire
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TREE ON FIRE FROM THE FIREWORKS LADS
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>>79792176
40 min ago multiple nig nogs shot eachother. You can see two victims
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>AAYYYOOOO

It's 10PM in Chiraq!

WHO UP?!?! CHECK THEM MF KEYS, ROBERT!
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>I've got NOOOObody...
>...I can send an ambulance?
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>>79792237
>work
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theres like 16 cop cars going down the street right, in atlanta.. holy fuck
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>>79792237
>get up for work

they don't work
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>>79792237
>implying they work at all

CHECK YO KEYS
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>Dispatch refers to three black men as "rare trinity"
>Another battery in progress, male has gun

>>79792237
>implying they work
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>>79792237
Are you like 80 years oold or something?
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>>79792237
>work
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>>79792237
>implying they have jobs
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>>79792176
>>79792121
http://www.post-gazette.com/local/city/2016/07/04/Police-investigating-after-four-people-shot-Downtown-Pittsburgh/stories/201607040098
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>streeter street
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>>79792347
habbening ????????????
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>>79792237
Unemployment in Chicago for nigs and spics is about 25%
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>>79792368

nice user ID

CPD confirmed
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>Male black, fighting with white woman in white

Burn the coal, pay the toll
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>>79792347
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/10904/web
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>wanted to commit suicide

LEL, should have let her
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>>79792237
implying that these people are productive members of society
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more suicide attempts
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>choose one
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>>79792368
>>streeter street
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>ISIS attacks Indiana instead of Chicago
>they fail miserably
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>Good
>Bad
>Critical
>Serious
What is shit dispatch?
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WHAT IS THE CONDITION OF YOUR VICTIM

1 SERIOUS AND 1 GOOD

SERIOUS: MALE OR FEMALE?

MALE 1 SERIOUS CONDITION W/GSW TO LEFT HAND, LEFT HIP, RIGHT ???, RIGHT TRICEP
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dat deadly tricep shot
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>four gunshot wounds
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Fuck be ok
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>>79792534

lmao is that jenkem?
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>>79792470
I think the sulphur makes them chimp extra hard
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>>79792546
right back
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>Shots fired, black male
>Another garage on fire
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>>79792453

White guys stealing shit from Goodwill bin.
Possum in woman's house.

>Back to Chicago...
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multiple gun shoto wounds on male 1. male two, good condition wounds to the left eye. another eye patch coming!
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>pants round ankles
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>>79792443
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>>79792624
nigger can't even drop pants at a bus stop anymore.
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> They really, really, really need to lay on southbound lakeshore drive right now

Mind if I save that quote?
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>middle eastern, garbage can on fire
>>
Middle Eastern?
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>Middle Eastern male
happening!
>>
PAKIS SETTING FIRES
>>
SIXTEEN ISIS YOUTHS
>>
>Garbage can on fire in School Ground.
>>
>6th graders set garbage can at school on fire

kek.
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>>79792578
holy shit nigger chemical warfare
>>
6 graders middle eastern! wtf chiraq lol
>>
>>79792534
>mason jars
Nah those were redneck militia men
>>
16 kids starting middle school on fire
>>
>>79792641
>MACED DINDU

>AN OG GANGSTA DENIED HIS TURF
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>i chased them away
>>
Didn't know Chicago had sandnigs
>>
>>79792736
>>79792756
Today garbage cans, tomorrow skyscrapers.
>>
Threatening husband

Animal abuse
>>
if only there were live streams of this happening. That would be ultimate comfy mode.
>>
dead rabbit
>fun times
>>
>Bullets are in her back wall concrete and there's a dead rabbit in the yard
>>
DEAD RABBIT IN THE YARD
>>
DEAD RABBIT!
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>>79792578
>DAT BACKLOG
We got no-one 424, it will stay there
>Standing hands to his ankles, seems to be drugged out
>They really need need,... *** Roosevelt
>Witnesses say 16 kids setting garbage cans on fire
>Threatened her homies, to shoot up her place
>Robert at the scene, it's a school, maybe a suicidal maniac will have to stop a pedohpile, who knows.
>BULLET IN THE WALL
>RABBIT IN THE YARD
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>>79792779
yesssssss
>>
Rabbit died in Gang crossfire.
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It's over now but a female was shot in the head
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DEAD RABBITS
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>>79792906
>>
How many dead FATSO Americans yet?!?!?!?!
>>
Dead rabbit in yard.

Ooga booga bix nood voo doo confirmed
>>
>>79792347
Kenny Chesney fans don't seem so bad now.
>>
>>79792172
>3:00 A.M. ought to be interesting
But don't they have get some sleep for work tomorrow?
>>
>>79792935
:,( he was a good boy dindu nuffin wrong didnt even eat meat rip lil peter
>>
>>79792950
go rape her head wound or ur cucked out
>>
>get home from work
>miss the good shit
>>
>>79792896

There's so much happening over such a broad area you'd need a wall of monitors to watch like a billionaire super villain watching his plan unfold.
>>
>>79792993
>implying employment
>>
>>79792950
F
>>
>>79792993
I know I do
>>
>>79792993
>dindus
>working

Good one leaf.
>>
>>79793052

dat user ID

Is that you, Robert?
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>>79792986
RUDE
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>>79793054
>>miss the good shit

It's not even midnight, Robert.
>>
>>79793057
They got that setup in the UK right?

Nogs would probably steal the cameras in chiraq tho
>>
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>>79793054
It's recently begun happening.
>>
take a lookie
>>
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>>79792989
AY MON
COME

AND

TAKE

A

LOOKEY
>>
>>79793141
10/10
>>
Baby blue shirt heh heh
>>
>>79792534
Which state and city would kill the most ISIS members if a horde of them were dropped into the middle of town?
>>
CHECK YO KEYS
>>
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgA-wVkuZGo

Thread theme
>>
>>79793203

Texas
>>
remember im making next thread
>>
>SPEAKS POLISH!!!!!!
>>
Homeless male intoxicated on his front porch won't leave and he speaks polish


lmao
>>
>>79793203
>Which state and city would kill the most ISIS members if a horde of them were dropped into the middle of town?

Drop them onto the south side of Chicago.

ULTRA KILL
>>
DRUNK POLISH ON THE PORCH
>>
>Intoxicated man that wont leave who speaks Polish
lolwut
>>
Homeless Polish guy drunk on someone's front porch and won't leave
>>
>beige clothing and speaks polish
???
>>
them fucking homeless polish dudes hanging out on peoples porches LEL
>>
Drunk poles kek
>>
Pollack won't leave
>>
>polack on his OWN porch intoxicated
>>
>drunk homeless male on his porch and won't leave
>speaks polish
Pretty normal desu
>>
>Pulaski street
>Polish male

Would have never guessed
>>
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>>79793238
This, desu

We have guns everywhere.

>even in our fapcaves
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>Drunk pol on a porch
>>
"Someone was Shot" -click-
>>
>>79793331
This
>>
>>79793203

Shit. That's hard to decide. Chicago would be a good choice. And I'd love to see our Urban Chicago Youths vs ISIS. They'd come at them with shit weapons and attempt to overpower with a sheer wave of bodies, like the Russians in early WWII.

Any large Mormon population in Utah would fare well. All of those crazy fuckers are geared up to dig in for years at a time and every Mormon I've known is a good shot. Facing a Mormon insurgency would be a nightmare for ISIS.
>>
>>79793203
pick any city in the southeast senpai
>>
Doesn't Chicago have more poles then Warsaw?
>>
>>79793362

Texas is the only state I'd abandon my homeland for.

I love y'all boys.
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Have there been any more OC's?
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>>79793437
hide adress to avoid ban
crop it out
>>
>>79793331
>Spierrrrrrdalaj kurrwa chuju jebany to mój dom kurwa
>>
>oh shit
>>
>bullshit
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>tune in for the night
>first words are "stab wounds in the back"
>now someone's been shot
Thanks Chicago
>>
It's bull shit desu
>>
NEW THREAD

>>79793409
>>79793409
>>79793409
>>79793409
>>79793409
>>
>>79793460
Outside of Warsaw, Correct
>>
>>79793479
You love boys?
>>
>>79793421
>Mormon insurgency would be a nightmare for ISIS.
The federal government still fears a Mormon Insurgency. Was sitting in a meeting of "Threats" and the Mormons was included.
>>
>>79793479
The girls wear short shorts and cowboy boots, the BBQ is 10/10, and there are more guns than people by a minimal factor of three.

>You're welcome anytime, bby. ;)
>>
>>79793579

Nice projection diddler
>>
>>79793578
thanks
>>
Morales...sounds Spanish
>>
>>79793460
The spics and niggers have been pushing them out.
>>
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>DAVID MARALLEZ
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>>79793485
wait posting addresses of uhaul lots is a bannable offense now?
>>
>>79793124
LOOK AT THIS FAT OAF
>>
Any town rapist spottings?
>>
>>79793787
yea hes over at Rock & Roll McDonalds

he goes by Fulano
>>
>>79789572
what is the meaning of

"Check yo keys"

This makes no sense
>>
>>79793203
Indianapolis would do alright, it's a big city that actually has red state gun laws.
>>
>>79794329
nigger police officers "accidentally" hold down the 'push to talk' key on their radios and spam the frequency with random noises/static

sometimes women do it too
>>
>>79791767
>tattoos
>pure
>>
>>79794612
Oh thanks man.
I thought it was some police phone operator telling a caller to "check their kids"


Its kinda messed up that we're sitting here having a laugh at these poor people living in literal hell in Chicago. Could you imagine living in such a hellish place with so many guns going off you thought it was 4th of July every day?
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sporadic m80's mafaka!
>>
"I hate my life" over air...
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