So, apparently it's happening. We're getting a new Ice Age from 2030 to 2040, so we will see it in our lifetime.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/616937/GLOBAL-COOLING-Decade-long-ice-age-predicted-as-sun-hibernates
WHO /HYPED/ HERE? I can't wait to finally live like a man, I'm going lone wolf in the woods to survive and scavenge.
Will this rid us of the SJW? The Jews? What will happen? DISCUSS
>>79756685
I hear niggers cant handle cold climates and die easily as a result.
>>79756685
I love winter, so let's get it going.
>>79756685
remember back in 2009 when all the ice caps melted and all major cities went under water? that shit was crazy
The express is a fucking comic lad, never post that shit again
Why do you people love tabloids so much here? Why not post stories from the National Enquirer while you're at it?
>>79756685
>ice age
It might get colder but thats not an ice age
>>79756685
Why the fuck did you post an article from December of 2015?
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>79756685
I have terrible allergies so let's do this
>>79756685
>first week
SJW get robed, raped, murdered and eaten by niggers
>second week
No one left for gib me dats, niggers gone
>third week
People start fighting about the food thats left, most will die
>fourth week
Im still chillin in my apartment with my food, water and generator
Future looks bright fellas
>>79756685
I like the cold.
I'm tired of looking like a mexican because of the sun.
And I get to make a horde probably
>>79757116
>>79756685
INVADING AFRICA WHEN ?!!
So at the height of our degeneracy, the Earth decides to reboot human civilization with an ice age to kill off all the shit skins. Glorious.
Obama says we're going for global warming you idiot.
>>79757585
because tabloids are more fun than reality
>>79759913
pretty soon prolly
>>79756685
How is it that UK scientists could figure this out
when no EU science funding
>>79756685
>Woods
>Ice Age
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>79756685
Sheeeeeiiiiiit.
>>79758934
But you don't have guns to regain white supremacy anon
>express
But if it happened I bet you all my (You)s it'd be fucking nothing
>>79756685
good thing I live in the south of England then
also the Scandinavians and eternal Scots get fucked, it's all good news
>>79756685
I hope it kills off the homeless people in my town.
Depressing shit to look at walking home from work.
>>79761629
they're accumulating in my town as well
felt like spitting on one of them
>>79756685
FUCK THESE HAPPENING THREADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79757116
They can't handle super hot weather either, hence why they die easily in Africa and have to make up for it with mass reproduction.
they can only thrive in swampy areas
>>79761787
>>79761629
savages, you should feel the overwhelming urge to help your fellow English man
tfw winter is coming
Reeeeeeeeeeee
>>79756685
BRING IT ON!
https://youtu.be/LWe4-m_8F34
>>79756685
I guarantee that
> Global warming is displaing third world populations! You need to let them into your nation!
Will turn into
> Global cooling is displacing third world populations! Youneed to let them into your nation!
>>79761913
According to gov stats, they can't handle urban environments either.
How the fuck do we still have so many on the planet?
Why do nations keep sending food to africa?
>>79761927
I HAVE NOBEL BLOOD IN ME I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WALK THROUGH THE FUCKING STREETS ON A MONDAY AFTERNOON WHILST PATHETIC SERFS SCRUMMAGE AT MY FEET FOR CHANGE
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE FUCKING FEUDAL SYSTEM
I COULD BE DEFLOWERING A SCOTTISH BRIDE TO BE RIGHT NOW
>>79761927
Im pretty sure they're not English. Most likely paki's, jamaicans, or any other mongrel
>>79757322
/thread
Captcha: all bodies of water
Kek, whatever famrades.
>>79756685
REMEMBER THE WINTER MEMES A FEW MONTHS AGO?
WE DID THIS
OUR MEMES TURNED OFF THE SUN
PRAISE KEK
>>79757969
They literally don't know how to think past Current Year 2015
>>79762174
>You will travel across a snow-covered city in an APC while supported by walkers and hover tanks in order to launch yourself in a pod onto the deck of a floating aircraft carrier.
Finally.
But it was global warming recently, wasn't it?
>>79756685
FINALLY. FUCKING HATE SUMMER.
>>79756685
>YFW global warming causes everything to stay exactly the same.
A Maunder Minimum type event, like the relatively recent "Little Ice Age" (LIA) of several centuries ago, is getting very probable now. Within several years, you'll see the bottom fall out from under global warming alarmist claims, as the last strong El Nino event for a long time is fading now.
The start of large-magnitude cooling should come in time to help Trump or a Republican in the 2020 election, if he wins this election. Cooling should amplify and continue into the 2030s and so on.
(Along with reduced extreme UV, the solar magnetic field decreases, letting in more galactic cosmic rays, which help seed clouds, increasing the planet's albedo reflectivity, leading to more average white snow & ice cover, leading to more sunlight merely reflected, leading to more cooling).
An actual Ice Age, a far bigger deal than a mere LIA? That is more iffy. It could happen, though. And its onset might not be quite as gradual or slow as often thought, not full extent glacial coverage but epic blizzards and more within decades, if so.
If interested, although the following site is biased, see: iceagenow.info
>>79756685
I fucking wish, I hate the fucking sun and heat. That shit would be comfy as fuck
Sounds like a normal winter in Winnipeg. If I can handle 40 - temperatures every 7 - 8 months of the year, this'll be nothing.
Btw, when did Zorro mark the moon?
>>79762174
>2142
you have excellent taste my friend
>>79761298
>it's another retard can't be bothered to simply look up guns per capita by country episode
I hope im dead before then.
Looks like global warming predictions failed again and the scientists did another coin toss.
>>79756685
Winter is Coming
>>79756685
>>79762842
I always knew /pol/ was a low IQ board
GET REKT YOU CUNTS
http://phys.org/news/2015-07-mini-ice-age-hoopla-giant.html
>>79762772
"I'm running this oil refinery because I care about the future of Earth!"
>inb4 it's cancelled out by global warming
>>79756685
So they have a decade to change the narrative to somehow blame capitalism.
>>79756685
>1 post by this ID
>>79761964
keeeeeeeeek
it takes many millenia for global temps to cool to the conditions required for an ice age. the day after tomorrow is fantasy nonsense.
>>79763774
>muh IQ fixation
>>79756685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz0b4STz1lo
>Wake up
>Put on your outside clothes over your sleeping jacket
>Put on your combat boots over your 3 layers of socks
>Grab your rifle and call your tamed wolf
>Walk outside and meet by the village bonfire with your 6 hunting buddies
>Walk off into the forest to go Mammoth hunting
>Spot a Mammoth in the field
>You and your friends fix bayonets, cover yourself with snow
>Wait for it to come close
>Jump out, guns blazing, stab in the face
>Mammoth falls to the ground
>Gather it's meat and load it in a wagon
>Wheel it to the village
>Have a big cookout at the village bonfire and feed the whole village
>Go home
>Your wife congratulates you
>"Wow, honey, a great hunt this week, huh?"
>Head to bed
>Just another day in the frozen remains of America
>>79756685
FREEZE THE KIKES, ICE AGE NOW
>>79762982
according to your id, you are the sun
>Slow acting meme magic
>>79764739
but froggos die in the cold :(
>>79756685
This was predicted by "experts" to have happened during the 1980s, and it never came to pass, which sucks.
Just more leftist alarmism for muh taxation and muh regulation on everything that could harm muh planet in any way.
>>79764700
This could be the next Far Cry.
eternal winter pls
>>79756685
>Global temperature hinges on both solar activity and greenhouse gas
>Solar dimming temporarily outpaces greenhouse warming
Is this really so fucking hard to understand?
>>79761964
Holy shit
If it happens then it'll be a good reset at least.
>>79756685
Is this before or after Florida is underwater from global warming?
>>79756685
Skimmed thru that, exactly how cold is it gonna be? If it's just a winter for 10 years then that would be pretty fucking hype. If everything freezes over then what's the point?
>>79756685
We need to dump as much carbon dioxide into the air as possible to offset this disaster! Only global warming can save us now!
>>79756685
>Winterchan worked
>10 year winter
better late than never i guess.
>>79756685
>Comfy blanket and warm chocolate milk near a fireplace.
>No one will judge you for not going outside.
>mfw
>>79756685
It will hit everywhere except Israel, by pure coincidence.
>>79756685
Is it too early to start summoning Winter-chan?
>>79761522
>Tundra
Anon...
Good thing is the Roman Empire will finally rise again.
>>79756685
Thank god
Whites thrive in the cold
>>79762688
>fucking hate summer
Overweight pleb detected.
>>79756685
Why don't we simply stay up here and live like Men, they way we always have? Let come what may bro- we know what's up in our neck of the woods. It's cold, we live in it more than half the year, less, or more, for others of our countrymen, and we thrive. No need to boast, post, or propose bullshit like you have, my fellow. And anyways, Canadian trolls are bad trolls, though I commend you for the modest response you have gotten.
>>79767821
I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN
>>79756685
So I have at least 14 years to prepare if this does happen? That should be plenty of time to stock up.
>>79756685
I said I wanted it to be a little colder, but not that cold!
But in all seriousness, I live in a desert. What does this mean for me?
FUCK OFF CUNTS
WE'RE FULL
>>79756685
>10 years
>Ice Age
kay
>>79769777
It's going to be cold
Good, I love the cold.
>>79768672
abbo detected. Winter is implicitly the whitest of seasons. It is where our people evolved and thrived.
>>79763774
Who is /tv/ here?
Best board. If you disagree, kys
>>79761522
Guess where the niggers of scandinavia and north will run when its to cold for them here...
We can handle some cold weather
If another ice age would happen then the majority of humans are all dead. Not talking about the Africans or other poor people but especially people in western countries. We are too overpopulated. Once food industry stops and supermarkets are empty there will be riots because no one can get food on it's own. Who the fuck these days knows how to hunt and what plants (if you can find any) are eatable? Already now most wild animals are hunted down and forests aren't full of resources anymore.
99% of you fags would start suffering of thirst and hunger after a few days when you realize that real life surviving is not like in minecraft or other survival video games.
>>79763774
>source: It was real in my mind
>>79770723
>Especially people in western countries
>We are too overpopulated.
You are fucking stupid.
I'm an Ethnic German born and raised in America.
Why are people who share the same DNA as me so fucking blue-pilled and cuck when they reside in the homeland?
Was post WW2 propaganda really that effective to make you all effeminate braindead retards?
>>79770723
>We are too overpopulated.
With niggers.
>Once food industry stops and supermarkets are empty there will be riots because no one can get food on it's own.
White countries are the only countries with winter growing food.
>Who the fuck these days knows how to hunt and what plants (if you can find any) are eatable?
White people. AKA, "Rednecks," you talk so disparagingly about.
>Already now most wild animals are hunted down and forests aren't full of resources anymore.
But if 90% of the people died as you're claiming that'll turn around. So... what's your point?
>99% of you fags would start suffering of thirst and hunger after a few days when you realize that real life surviving is not like in minecraft or other survival video games.
Go back to your Farming Simulator, Hans.
>>79770723
>but especially people in western countries. We are too overpopulated
Pst, anon, let me tell you something. You see those Western countries? They're only having 1-2 babies per family. You see those countries that are not part of the West? They're having 5-6 babies per family.
..Overpopulation in the West, toppest kek, my friend.
>Bearable Australian summers
Only the strong will survive
>>79764268
Wrong. Ice cores show ice age transitions happening in under 5 years.
>>79771610
>Australia goes from mostly being a desert to a paradise.
Lucky motherfuckers.
i hope niggers freeze around here and stop carnival aids fiesta
>>79770723
It makes my blood boil when I see white people talking about how we need to die off and stop having so many kids because of overpopulation.
Whites are a fucking minority on the global scale. Our populations are at best staying stable, and many are in complete decline (especially germany). Lowering white birth rates in an effort to curb overpopulation is like trying to lose weight by eating less broccoli. White population isn't the problem, just as the broccoli isn't the problem. It's the junk food - the niggers and other subhumans - that are breeding at extraordinary rates
Want to stop overpopulation? Stop fucking sending aid to africa. All they do is use the extra resources to expand their populations until they're once again at an equilibrium where they're all starving. It's just that there's now more of them.
>>79756685
It's already started. Jet stream is reaching the equators now as the warm air stopping it is dissipating.
>>79771663
One cold summer where the snow never melts is all that takes to transition into a full blown Ice Age.
>>79771214
>>79771420
So you honestly believe that we are not overpopulated? Do you even know how many people lived in Germany two centuries ago? There is not one single river in Germany where you can drink the water because there are plenty of towns on each of them.
>>79771420
>White countries are the only countries with winter growing food.
As someone who grew up at a farm I can assure you that without warm weather and sun we could never provide enough food for everyone. In winter you get 5% of what you get during the other seasons.
>White people. AKA, "Rednecks," you talk so disparagingly about.
We rarely have them. Farmers know how to hunt and some of hobby hunter. Thats it.
But if 90% of the people died as you're claiming that'll turn around. So... what's your point?
>But if 90% of the people died as you're claiming that'll turn around. So... what's your point?
Thats why I'm saying that the majority (around 90%) have no chance of surviving.
>>79771474
By saying that the west is overpopulated it doesn't mean that non-western nations aren't as well.
>>79756685
I'm fucking HYPED.
Yeah I live in Canada, but this summer has been like 40 degrees with humidity. How can anyone honestly like summer? When you're outside your balls start sticking to your leg after 2 minutes. In winter it's easier to be comfy and if you're too cold you can just throw on a sweater, in the summer there's hardly any solutions other than showering or swimming.
Fuck summer, fuck normies.
>>79756685
>Ice """""AGE"""""
>spans only 10 years
>>79756685
the return of nibiru
>>79772029
The point is that the only people who give a shit about overpopulation and have wishes to reduce their own populations are WHITE PEOPLE. You don't see niggers giving a fuck that they're shitting out 8 kids a piece.
Your sentiment that everyone across the world should reduce their populations doesn't mean shit when the only people who are willing to comply with this idea are whites (and east asians). All it means is that the proportion of niggers and other mudbloods will be even greater than before.
>>79766742
Rejoice for the end is near. That's the point.
>>79771938
Exactly this
Also the exact number of cold summers necessary to kill off 99 percent of humanity.
One summer, hell a growing season that is only 30 days shorter than normal, will kill off most people.
Most of asia and africa depend on food imports to survive. One year without imports and at the very least, all 3rd world countries bwcome people-free.
Exciting times, i sincerely hope it happens.
Winter Is Coming
>read about a political HAPPENING or apocalyptic event
>get hyped
>it's entertainment made to look like news
Every fucking time
>>79772029
No, I know I'll survive. I also find it hilarious you think there aren't winter growing plants. The fact I called you out on, "Farming Simulator," the you said, "I grew up on a farm," is just too goddamn much for my sides. Even funnier is this: you seem to think white people haven't survived harsh ice ages before. All of our bodies are adapted to it, specifically. You also straight up ignore claims that white people have stable populations and it's non-white populations breeding like rats and migrating to white countries.
There are white people that live in areas that are nearly always winter already, just fine. Of all the types of people I know this about white people... we form neighborhoods and support each other. We share knowledge to those willing to learn it.
You can sacrifice yourself so Mohammad can live, if you want. I'm not. Good luck, Hans. I feel bad for your women.
>>79757322
Yeah except if you read the article you see that there's a 97% chance that this happens, and it's already started. The sun is blanking out as we speak.
http://m.phys.org/news/2015-07-mini-ice-age-hoopla-giant.html
>>79762239
because they're r-selected
they deal with survival issues by overbreeding
>>79762616
kek
>>79772457
Of course I don't think this coming Ice Age will last only 10 years. More like 10,000 years+
It's going to be the best thing that happened to Humanity after the gods left.
Also
http://iceagenow.info/
>>79771610
I might even get to wear a hoodie in winter
>>79761298
Bro there's a rifle under my bed, go back to harvesting coke or whatever it is you south americans do.
>>79772560
(((Financed by coincidence)))
>>79772538
same 97% of scientists that support global warming?
>>79756685
>thinking that in 2030-2040 an ice age will force mankind to survive and scavenge
>who /hyped/ here
>I'm going lone wolf
I hope this is bait.
>>79756685
>Trump says global warming isn't real
>a literal ice age happens
Is Trump the son of Kek sent to earth to save us with memes?
>>79762186
Thing is, global cooling is a very real phenomenon that even my family can vouch for. My grandma remembers extremely warm summers here in canada, and now I haven't seen one since I was 5. Ice caps are actually growing.
>>79761522
>Comfy housing mode: activated
>No need to go out and meet people unnecessarily
>All the sandniggers and enrichers move south where the cucks welcome them with open assholes and warm blankets
>Only true aryans stay
H-How fast can this happen? Soon??
>>79772511
Doubles of Truth.
>>79758934
>implying your country will last till 2030
>implying your country will last even next year
>>79756685
>co.uk
>science / climate "experts"
I think the people have had enough of listening to experts.
>>79756685
>>79757116
>>79757275
>>79757322
>>79772822
>>79772745
>>79772725
>>79772703
>>79772660
>>79772611
Post YFW you realize Varg Vikernes was right the whole time about an iceage.
>>79770723
>Not having an underground shelter with 20 years worth of tinned food.
>>79770723
An ice age would imply no plants and animals, as you just said the food industry would collapse due to the lack of it.
Why would ice age be an in the woods type thing? It would be the opposite.
>>79763535
why NZ bro?
>>79773055
>Kek is giving Odin a brofist right now.
>They both say, "Fuck liberals."
>>79761522
>The few shit skins who live here run south to England
Good
>>79757322
/thread
Yeah totally crazy that shit back then.
>>79764700
Exactly why I can't wait.
I can just imagine Al Gore throwing a hissy fit right now.
/pol/ should be pro global warming.
More flooding and niggers can't swim!
I'm pumped for this shit if true. I can't deal with the heat at all and easily get sick in the sun, but I can deal with the cold really really well.
>>79773025
>Shop
Fuck you.
>>79756685
CLONE THE MAMMOTH BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
>>79763774
> /lit/
Bullshit
You sound autistic as fuck. I bet you don't even live independently you pathetic fuck.
>>79756685
WINTER IS COMING
>>79756685
>The Song when the border states just ok because of constant fires and heat wave to suppress commie Ice Age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg
>>79756685
oh no the weather is very serious business
remember when 'scientists' werent just glorified doomsayers?
>>79773484
The ruskies are on it already
https://www.rt.com/news/184272-mammoth-putin-cloning-dna/
>>79772924
>http://m.phys.org/news/2015-07-mini-ice-age-hoopla-giant.html
somThe shit-skin is mad because he's going to die frozen. Topkek
>>79764700
You actually made the apocalypse sound great
>>79772940
I don't remember winters being this warm, they used to be a lot colder when I was a kid. Summers are getting warmer and warmer, too.
>ice caps are actually growing
Reminds me of this. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/antarctica/10546587/US-icebreaker-en-route-to-help-ships-stuck-in-Antarctic-Ice.html
>The Shokalskiy was two weeks into a four-week expedition to follow the path taken a century ago by the Australian explorer Sir Douglas Mawson when it became trapped after being hit by a blizzard on Christmas Eve.
Ice breakers even started getting stuck, pretty funny.
>>79772538
dude that's called night time
>>79773484
Your mom has a few more years to live, calm down jamal
>>79773825
>Finally convince everyone climate change is real.
>Turns out it's not global warming but global cooling and you wasted your life jewing for carbon credits.
>Immediately switch to being a climate change denier.
top fucking kek
>>79773852
It is going to be great. Most houses will be inside giant greenhouses. No more wage slavery.
Fuck.
>>79756685
Mini ice age sounds cozy, winter always beats summer
>>79773510
I do, thanks for asking. Someone's projecting, I guess.
>>79756685
can't believe people are so gullible as to believe this tripe
>look at url: it's /pol
oh, uh, nvm
>>79756685
It isn't going to be anything crazy, calm down. It's going to be like the Little Ice Age.
Anyway, I live so close to the Equator it probably won't have any effect on me.
>>79772560
You are just as ignorant as the people you accuse of ignorance. It is stated in this article that the head scientist does also think that a global cooling is probable for said time period.
The excuses the author tries to bring up to diminish this assesment can hardly be accepted as good reasoning.
TL;DR: Winter-Chan is coming, the author of the study admits this herself, the author of this counter-article is in total denial
>>79756685
Most leftists, libtards, SJWs, basically all who lack the intelligence to get themselves and their offsping (heh!) through a new Mautner Minimum will die off during the first two or three years.
The economic and financial system would collapse. Many states in the cold areas would collapse. Social order would go down the abyss.
E.g. feminsim, genderbullshit all those social engineering bullshit-ideologies would cease to exist, since they do not work out anymore at all when reality hits hard. Yes white women would crawl back to white men for means of survival and protection, since most of them are not capable of anything and be at our mercy.
Most Non-Europeans would leave Europe, most parts of the US, basically all really cold places (no more gibsmedats in the postapocalypse).
Basically me in my equipment hunting deer and boar in a harshly cold Europe with mush less people and no fucked up degenerate society.
Beautiful.
Hope it happens.
>>79771793
Question:
Jet stream can melt steel beams?
>>79756685
My body is ready for this! I love coldness, it's so comfy!
>>79762688
Fuck off with your satanist bull though.
>>79774243
It's only going to affect Europe.
>>79774195
>Anyway, I live so close to the Equator it probably won't have any effect on me.
Same goes here I guess
>>79774392
India cannot into comfy iceage.
>>79756685
SUMMERTIME IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES LIVING IN MANITOBA WORTHWHILE. ICE AGE GET OUT REEEEEEE
But in all seriousness I hope this happens
>>79774328
https://www.rt.com/viral/349034-jetstream-season-shift-equator/
>>79756685
So.. permanent winter? Why is this bad except for things like crops and other important shit people in cities don't deal with directly
>>79756685
good thing I started working out now, now to learn how to hunt
>>79756685
Fucking sweet, winter is coming.
>>79758934
Uberwinter when?!
>>79764739
No it's okay they just go to sleep
>>79774606
City folks will die off. There will only be enough food to feed the food producers.
>>79774700
you guys are so cringy with this shit
>>79772538
omg you're right, when i look outside my window i can't see the sun
>>79756685
You realize you can go live in the woods right now right?
>>79774459
>India cannot into comfy iceage.
It never snows where I live either, only snows in the Far North parts of India
I want to feel snow too REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
why have my winters been rainy and snowless then
>>79767821
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN!
>>79756685
Please God, let this happen. I'm sick of all the hellish humid summers down here.
"""ice age"""
It would be like a 2 degree temperature decrease globally
basically nothing
Good thing we still keep most of our forest intact here. Low population density and lots of abandoned mountainous villages that you could resettle when the shitstorm hits the cities. Good times are ahead of us. Hopefully all shitskins and nogs get wiped
>>79774810
a meme 20 years in the making
>>79770723
>Who the fuck these days knows how to hunt and what plants
Alot of people in America faggot, what do you think we use guns for lol
>A team of European researchers
Its been said many times before. Stop listening to what the Jews tell you.
>>79756685
Holy shit. Winter chan worked. I can't believe I ever doubted.
>>79756685
Its our time boys.
![World_Trade_Center_Site_After_9-11_Attacks_With_Original_Building_Locations[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NMC8YCm.jpg "World Trade Center Site After 9-11 Attacks With Original Building Locations[1]")
>>79774328
Probably not, but we can do an experiment analogous to the ones done to "show" why the equivalent of a tablespoon of jet fuel could weaken every carrying steel beam in Tower 1 and 2 simultaneously after almost two hours of exposure (since we all know a small puddle's worth of jet fuel burns without any oxygen supply at the middle of a building for nearly two hours), by placing a steel beam in heavily salted water and showing that it rusts with time, thus proving how a bucket of salt water thrown at just the right place of any large steel-framed building could indeed, potentially, rust through the supports enough to down it all in a fall so perfect that it collects all 100+ stories within its own footprint, a perfect demolition that puts controlled demolitions of buildings 1/10 the size in countries like China to shame with its perfection.
TL;DR The Chinese should just set office furniture on fire, it'll cause any building to fall within two hours. Worst case, knock a single supporting pillar out of dozens out and set some office furniture on fire, 47 stories will fall in a perfect footprint, not even fully covering the narrow streets next to it. Handy!
>>79756685
The easiest way to prevent an ice age is to put more carbon in the atmosphere.
That you coal companies for saving us all!
>>79775377
He said jet STREAM faggot, not jet fuel
>>79766742
Depending on where you are, you can expect -20 to -45 celsius.
>>79773055
W-what did he say? Link?
>>79756685
Well...
>>79775461
Yeah, hence the salt water stuff. Salt water rust test, bucket equivalent?
Are you illiterate, or just retarded?
>>79767821
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
>>79775495
He said another iceage is coming and it will "kill off Southern European mongrels and wogs, only the true Norseman will survive, we were built for this". He said it will kill the Arabs and blacks and only the pure Scandinavians will survive.
Then he went on to say that the children of these Scandinavians will be the reincarnated souls of the dead non-whites and that will be how they are being purified, by being reborn into a blond hair blue eyed person and then when THEY die they go to Vahalla.
>>79775593
I'll admit, I did not read all that shit. Sum it up better next time.
>>79773055
I love Varg.
>>79772538
Holy shit the sky's getting darker as I type this! I gotta import some caribou quick!!!
>>79756685
I live in Texas. So this'll mean I'll have nice, comfy weather, eh?
>>79774897
Nice meme
>>79775637
thx
>also, nice ID
>>79775661
As a non-white I hate him, but he's still right.
>>79763774
nice bait u austrian cunt fuck off
>>79775495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcxrWUTzrUA&ab_channel=ThuleanPerspective
>>79775755
HAHA thank for pointing it out never noticed.
>>79774967
I'd love to but thing is, I don't want to get fucked by the governement. It's hard to orchestrate a fake death or something, so I'd rather wait for a habbening.
>>79775086
Fuck yeah! In all honesty, this is a bit of a fantasy of mine - shit hits the fan somehow and I get to live with my family and closest friends in a village somewhere up in the mountains. B Бългapия, paзбиpa ce!
>>79775035
Source please
>>79756685
Ummm we are living in an ice age right now you retard
The definition of ice age is just that 1 or both poles are frozen
>>79756685
Wouldn't even complain if I had to wear a thick jacket every time I left the house. I hate having sweaty pits more than frozen stiff fingers. Also fuck the weeds, I pull them every year then dump a bunch of weed killer shit on them and they just come back every time, I embrace their winter demise.
>>79756685
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/616937/GLOBAL-COOLING-Decade-long-ice-age-predicted-as-sun-hibernates
asshole who wrote the article even contradicts himself.
>Professor Zharkova said two magnetic waves will cancel each other out in about 2030, leading to a drop in sun spots and solar flares of about 60 per cent.
I doesn't say the amount of heat and light will decrease by sixty percent, only the prevelance of sunspots and solar flares.
>>79775813
thanks m8
>>79775320
OOOO YES
>>79761913
>they can only thrive in swampy areas
This could explain the mysterious skunk ape sightings in the Southern states of the USA.
>>79757322
SURE BUDDY
>>79763774
>source?
>muh mind
Btw - the last time we did the mensa-quicktest here on /pol/ the average IQ of participants turned out to be ~127.
Gods, I hate that you dumbfuck walk the same sacred Austrian soil like me.
Freeze to death, fucktard.
>>79767821
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
seed more oats, rye, sugar beets in 2029?
less rice production unless more arable land is cleared up?
>>79767821
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN
>>79756685
>sun is 94 gabbajizzillion miles away goy
>out of nowhere the oceans freeze because 2 kelvin were lost somewhere along the line
Fuck off. The sun is 4000 miles away
>>79775961
>I doesn't say the amount of heat and light will decrease by sixty percent
And where did the author state that?
>>79756685
Climate scientists in the 70s said the polar caps would be melted in the 90s.
Climate scientists in the 90s said the polar caps would be melted by 2015.
In 2014 the area covered with ice on the polar caps was the biggest since decades.
When will people finally recognize that we know shit about global climate phenomenons and every longterm prediction is flawed as fuck.
We're currently exiting an ice age, hence the rising temperatures...
>>79757275
me too man, no insects around and all the warm and fuzzy animals come out, like huskies and whatnot
>>79775922
Same here man. It feels bad that modern decadent lifestyle forces us to live in overcrowded cities wageslaving on a daily. Simple life is the best life
>>79776840
"‘Blessed is he, who far from the cares of business,
Like one of mankind’s ancient race,
Ploughs his paternal acres, with his own bullocks.."
Not kidding, nearly broke down crying when we were studying Horace. Simple life is, indeed, the best life.
>>79756685
Don't worry- God was kind enough to give us "man made global warming climate change" (or whatever they're trying to call it this week) and it'll get us thru this sun cycle and its "mini-ice age" just like it'll get us thru the next real ice age (which is due to kick off any time now and without MMGWCC possibly would have been kicked-off by this maunder minimum.). He is a kind and generous Lord to give us such a gift and we should be thankful, despite what that faggot Leonardo says.
>>79776840
It doesn't really. People just happily take on debt, and never attempt to be self sufficient, or attain any skills useful for self sufficiency. Raise some chicken, plant a garden, and build things with your own hands. Only make purchases that offer an investment. Keep it small, put a little work in, and you can easily attain a level of self sufficiency that makes having a job more of a asset than a necessity.
>>79756685
We're in an ice age. We'll be in an ice age for millions of years. Plebs need to learn the difference between ice ages and glaciation periods within an ice age.
>>79764700
That sounds pretty /comfy/ man.
>>79761913
>they can only thrive in swampy areas
SOME
>>79774306
>a mini ice age is actually a server reset irl
Can you imagine though, SJWs trying to pull off their social justice shenanigans during a mini ice age? I think they'd be at the very bottom of the food chain.
>>79773055
FIMBULWINTER
>>79756685
Finally! The bible belt gets way too hot in the summer and the whole global warming thing wasnt helping
>>79767445
Keep spamming winterchan so that we can get another one for 10 years right after
>>79780353
Somebody is one word
>>79756685
Good, anything over 20c/68f is shit.
>>79776796
Togo has wild Huskies?
sounds pretty based desu
>>79767821
I love you Winter-Chan. Encase my heart in rime, may winter last for all time!
Will I die of vitamin D deficiency? I'm already not getting enough since /shutin/.
>>79776796
Damn friend thats a rare flag
>>79756685
Guys I just thought of something. Isn't winter-Chan basically just the Norse goddess Skadi who brings black icy destruction from blasting her foes with frost?
Can't hurt to cover the bases I guess
I hope it's a right out white out
>>79756685
hahaha, you idiot, the consensus in the scientific community is that we are in the process of LEAVING an ice age. Hence the climate is heating up.
>>79780593
That would be the most hilarious extinction process ever witnessed.
>>79761522
move here
>>79767564
Source?
>>79781963
here is not NZ
here is here
>>79781659
Observation suggest that is is relatively constant.
PRAISE WINTERCHAN!!!
>>79756685
>Sun hibernates
>>79782111
>crimea
>ukraine
I can't afford to wait that long to exterminate the darkies, I'll be 50+ by then.
>>79756685
>WHO /HYPED/ HERE?
you have no idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4wEAO07hM
>All non-whites and non-asians die out due to the cold and lack of sunlight
BASED MOTHER EARTH
>>79756685
I'm Canadian it's already ice age here 10 months out of the year. Literally nothing will be effected in my country. Canada will become the new superpower after this.
>>79783011
>there's no possible way that Canada will get colder if temperature is dropping everywhere in the world
>>79783011
>Literally nothing will be effected in my country
You know cold can get colder, right?
>>79756685
Ice age huh, wonder how earth is gonna look after that.
>>79783232
>>79783344
Stop destroying his innocent illusion!
>>79783011
Everything will be as you wish it to be, Canada-chan.
>>79756685
>Tfw I will be 35 at the start of the ice age
But I want to be in my mid twenties during the greatest happening..
>>79776796
>mass extinction of flies and mosquitoes
Is the ice age too good to be true?
>>79783650
>be me
>be 42 when winterchan tiggers fimbulwinter
Thanks man, now I feel like an old fuck.
>>79775751
>>79774897
>>79772538
>>79775677
>>79773899
>>79772822
The SUNSPOTS you fucking retards, they're going away and are important in the sun for some reason idk heeres an article
http://nypost.com/2016/06/29/why-the-sun-going-blank-means-a-game-of-thrones-like-winter-is-coming/
inb4
>nypost
They're normally shit but this is actually a good article
>“During solar minimum, the opposite occurs. Solar flares are almost non-existent while whole weeks go by without a single, tiny sunspot to break the monotony of the blank sun. This is what we are experiencing now.”
>Given that the sun is the main driver of all weather and climate, the sinister-sounding “blankness” to which Dorian refers has some experts predicting a “Maunder Minimum” phase similar to one which began in 1645 and which is referred to as the “Little Ice Age.”
>The Maunder Minimum, named after solar astronomer Edward Maunder, lasted for a brutal 70 years and conditions were so cold, the Thames froze over.
>A slightly less intense ice age-like period called the Dalton Minimum — after British meteorologist John Dalton — arrived decades later and lasted from about 1790 to 1830.
>And there are other consequences of a sun without spots. Not least for astronauts who face the risk of having their DNA “shattered” by cosmic rays, whose potency surges during periods of solar weakness.
>According to Dorian, cosmic rays surge into the inner solar system “with relative ease” during periods of solar minimum.
>“Solar wind decreases and sun’s magnetic field weakens during solar minimums, making it easier for cosmic rays to reach the Earth,” he explained.
>“This is a more dangerous time for astronauts as the increase in potent cosmic rays can easily shatter a strand of human DNA. Also, during years of lower sunspot number, the sun’s extreme ultraviolet radiation drops and the Earth’s upper atmosphere cools and contracts.
Also, we BATTLEFIELD 2142 now
>>79776186
Good point. I think we're on to something.
>>79761964
underrated as fuck.
no. NO. FUCK THE COLD. HOW DO WE STOP THIS?
>>79757322
top kek and check the czech
>>79785733
You cannot stop the future
>>79767821
I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN
ice age sounds comfy desu
cant wait
>>79772940
>Haven't seen one since I was 5
Central and western canada has been breaking heat records every summer
>>79761787
I gave a homeless guy with CP ten bucks and a pack of Newports - not even an hour ago. Greedy Brit.
>>79770723
Actually western civilization is suffering severe underpopulation.
>>79756685
"SCIENTISTS claim"
Any article starting like this you should take with a very large dosage of salt.
>>79756685
We will starve to death
>>79756685
>TFW ice caps will get another meter of ice on them easily and everyone else will be ok thanks to global warming.
Praise KEK I guess.
>>79756685
the jews will turn the arab sands into glass which is not a bad thing because it will hold in heat a bit. the shitskins survive but niggers perish. it's a cruel world. Kung Pao chicken becomes the favorite food in the US but skyrockets in price. So the chinks do well. Women loose the vote.
>>79756685
Winter is coming
>>79757322
Yeah dude that shit was wack. We came a long way since then.
>>79787335
Nod really, its enough time to stockpile, you know food gets dumpstered to mantain prices right?
>>79787597
also white girls will be forced into pregnancy at age 15 to prevent the end of humanity. they will have babies in fema run camps who then give the infant to deserving white couples. niggers and shitskin looking infants will be made into soup for jewish families and the elites like bankers and lenders.
>>79756685
SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE LADS BROAD SHEET COMING THROUGH.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/climate-consensus-97-per-cent/2015/jul/16/no-the-sun-isnt-going-to-save-us-from-global-warming
>>79788018
and anybody doing the duckface selfie thing on FB will be shot.
For once in my life i am glad to be a leaf.
>>79788103
>goys, dont look at the man behind the curtain, keep your attention over here, it's shiny
I'll probably kill myself before then so whatever
>>79756685
People have been making predictions about how the solar maximum and minimums will affect our diurnal cycle for Ever, and they are never quite right.
Frankly, historical little ice age patterns show that we should have been in one from either the late 19th to early 20th or early/mid 20th to mid /late 20th and all this global warming hubub on top of vastly more accurate/more frequent temp measurements correlates with the idea. A solar cycle minimum 100 years late or 100 years too soon is the idea that doesnt make sense to me.
>>79788575
completely disinfo.
they happen approximately every 206 years.
>>79787335
theres 7 billion people to feed. 10-15 years of frozen ground will kill 90% of life on this planet
>>79756685
>>WHO /HYPED/ HERE? I can't wait to finally live like a man, I'm going lone wolf in the woods to survive and scavenge.
You're going to fucking die like most of the population on Earth. Me and all of us included.
Official thread theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g
>>79788681
1 year of frozen ground will kill 99% of humanity. yes, that is how dependent we all are on current society and all the fucked up interconnections.
>>79788679
Yes anon thank you that was my point, the last recorded was the maunder minimum from between 1650 and 1720. 206 years would peg it ending at 1926, which is (not coincidentally) both the beginning of generally accurate, constant temp logging and the time range warming fanatics like to point out when talking about manmade climate heating from industrilization.
>>79767821
I love you winter-chan
Who's ready for mass starvation and frostbite?
>>79788973
your numbers are off and your math is horrible. also, dont forget the dalton minimum and the dozens of others.
>>79788473
Yeah that's totally my narrative chaim, perhaps read the fucking article next time instead of prepping for something that isn't going to happen?
And even if you prep RIGHT NOW it's still 14 fucking years away I don't plan to be alive in even 10 years let alone 14.
>>79756685
You can easily build a personal underground bunker with everything you'll need that will last you at least your lifetime in constant use, as long as you work now, and save all your money to invest into it.
This is of course assuming you don't live in the city, and have property.
>>79782174
How is that so when the mean line is rising?
>>79789445
the article is shit. i follow/guest write several blogs on the subject, i run with several prominent warming skeptics, most of whom are huge on twitter, and i minored in helioseismology when i got my meteorological degree back in 2007.
trust me when i say that warmists have it almost 100% backward.
the fact that you plan on being dead in 10 years means you're either old as hell, or some type of self destroying/addict/loser. I plan on whethering the downturn and coming out on top. of course that may not be until 2070 or so (most of us believe it's going to last around 40 years). But that's why we procreate.
>>79774096
I am not projecting. I am just tired of this beta faggot shit on my board.
And this will happen in America.
>>79776249
The means of testing are so easy to cheat, of it's more likely that number is false and lower than presented.
I give it a shaky 110, though that's still above average.
>>79790111
And nothing of value was lost.
>>79756685
THE
SCIENCE
IS
SETTLED
Ive lived in mississippi all of my life.
I am extremely sensitive to cold air. Like, I shiver vilolently during January when others are only wearing long sleeve shirts.
Im not gonna survive it, mates.
