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Please share stories, pictures, videos, etc. about this amazing creature.
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abbos are the true aryans
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>>79728122

Whenever I see one, they're donation-bin clad, gaunt faced and either staring bleakly into the distance while trekking it to the nearest bottle-o or harassing some poor sod for a cigarette.

Its pretty sad really.
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>>79728122
every time i've come across them, its always the same: they stink unimaginably of BO, always drunk, slurring their words and looking for a fight.

abos have got to be the most pathetic, bottom feeder race to ever exist. every abo you come across in public is guranteed to be a degenerate, drunk piece of shit, sitting in the gutter and asking you for a lighter, come to think of it, the only abo that ever had any recognition here is that greedy land rights nigger eddie mabo

>fuck abos
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>>79728122
No sane homo sapiens sapiens could consider this thing a human being. Humanoid perhaps, not human.
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>>79728122
Obligatory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E
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Obligatory

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs
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>>79728122
Visit Darwin
Meet Abos
tell them of the truck of beer I put in the desert, and they had to search for it, and drew a map.

>Hope some died in the heat.
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>>79730063
Too slow Dad.
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do snow abos count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXKBx67GzVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnGM0BlA95I
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>>79730052
>>79730063
Nice hivemind
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>>79728649
Someone make a USA one pleaseeeee.
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>>79730317
Great minds think alike.
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>>79728122
They tried to rob and beat up my old mate once. Who is in a wheelchair. He had to ram one into a wall and got his chair tipped before someone else saw it and stepped in. Absolute scum.
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Rarely had to deal with them
Most i've ever had is
>visiting shop 30mins away to buy some car parts
>turns out the place is maximum woopwoop
>sitting at the lights in the stato, housing commission on both sides
>look right and there"s a mob of abbos shouting at eachother
>they start fighting but they're really just wildly flailing their arms around
>lock doors
>one of them notices this and starts chimping out
>left turn lane is open with green light
>mash it into there with 235kw of freedom and leave the abos behind
>heart rate only drops 5 mins later

>aussie on hols
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>>79729810
judge now, but this'll be you when muslims and the chinese steal your country from you the way you stole the abos'
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>>79730902
Nah.
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>>79730902
There was no country before Whites arrived. Just divided tribes of Homo erectus.
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>>79730063
My god I have not seen that. Even the fucking redback spiders in my room are laughing.

Then the tweets...
>Absolute beautiful closing on tonight's #qanda aussiefeminist

Fucking blew a brain vessel laughing so hard.
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>>79730902
by your logic abos deserve everything they got because they wiped out the people who lived in aus before they did.

how could you say such a rude thing about poor disadvantaged people?
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>>79728122
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>>79730574

>XXXX
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>you just got divorced
>65yrs old
>after 10years you find yourself in a retirement home there is an abo called winnie who kinda likes you and plays bingo a lot, your last shot at love
>do you be with her to kill the loneliness?
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>>79731345
what is token ghostbuster doing in this thread?
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>>79731181
okay "land on which one existed" then. because when the settled industrial economy moves in the nomadic way of life is finished

i'm not pro-abo, but i'd be a glue-sniffing dead-eyed scumbag too if i was a literally a leftover from a dead world
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anyone ever fuck an abo girl?
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>>79731341
i was simply saying that the few surviving australians will be just like the abos in the future when their continent is awash in indonesians and chinese, and probably won't act much different
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>tfw half abo
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>>79731418
>rather fuck a goat desu senpai
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>>79731661
is the other half irish?
also consider the following, you could be 100% abbo :^)
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>>79731661
So you only sniff premium?
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>>79731418
if she's willing to blow me while i'm on the shitter, yes
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>>79731825
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>>79731813
Germany how come you never had much of an empire, (compared to the uk, small islands)?
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>>79731661
>Tfw half islander
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>>79732078
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>>79732005
interesting question, we were to busy fighting wars while other countries like netherland portugal and england roamed the seas, when we were finally ready to get us an empire everything was allready taken and also the brits didnt like our rivalry.
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>>79728122
Oy m8, abunga wunga didgeridoo petrol cunt.
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>>79731825
Diesel
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>>79732196
>fighting wars

aganst the poles? seems pointless
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>>79730052
>The men then have intercourse in the split on the underside of the penis, "like a split-open frankfurter"
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>>79732865
thanks captain hindsight
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Oi gif us some petty ta sniff ya white cunt
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>>79730287

That is some of the strangest stuff I've ever heard...
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>>79734246
It's post-patrician eskimo avant-garde beatboxcore
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>>79733186
lel anytime

das kaissereich kommt wieder
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>>79728122
The old abo fella I bought weed from in high school, used to cough up all sorts of shit into the inside lining of his jacket. He would try and be discreet about it, but we knew. Has anyone else experienced this?
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>>79730391
i tried
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>>79735363
Do you mean actually cough up?
Sounds fucked m8

How ia abo weed anyway? Only dealers we had were in school
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>>79728122
Man, fucking abos.
You have no idea how bad they are.
Worse than your blacks.

On the bright side, they typically live outside of our major cities or in their own distinct areas- so you don't see too many of them.
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>>79732078
Islanders aren't as bad AFAIK
We don't get many in Perth (obviously) so I don't have first hand experience.
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>>79735703
delet this
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I have a question for australians about abos. When you search for pictures of em in Google or you see what is posted here they are always big, fat, full of dirt and look like they don't socialize with humans at all. But are them all like that? How does a skinny, """"integrated""" abo that goes to high school with whites looks like? Does that even exist?
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>>79738643
not really.
I'm certain that they exist but due to sociocultural situation/genetics (take your pick) they almost always end up in shit.
Naturally, this doesn't include people who are 1/8th abo
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>>79738643
Abos who aren't scum are extremely, extremely rare. Rarer than decent American blacks. They do exist though
Funny thing about Abos is they have recessive genes for Blue eyes, light skin and blonde hair. When I was a kid living in a small town in the middle of WA, I knew these two Abo girls who could have passed as white (until they started talking anyway).
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>>79728649
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i am unironically attracted enough to aborignle women to have sexual relations with them, considering they are well groomed.
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>>79740043
>abo
>well-groomed
m8
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n6YH0FiZ5v0
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>>79728122
So weird. In Canada our aboriginal population is integrated in many places. Theres still reserves and they often have poverty but not like it sounds like Australian aborignees have + id say the majority live in normal society like everyone elae. In many reserves they've even got together to make laws to ban alcohol because they know how destructive it is. I know a few half natives and they're 100% like everyone else. Even the Inuit here who live in igloos and shit up north banned alcohol in many of their provinces and though they have high suicide rates and poverty, its not a third world life. Everything is just better in Canada eh?
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>>79730052
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E
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>>79728122
What is the Abo equivalent of HOL UP
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>>79738643
They do exist, I live in the N.T so I interact with them on a daily basis, I stayed with one on a sporting trip back in high school and he was a really polite well mannered guy, another one I know sometimes shares pro trump stuff on Facebook, they're kinda rare tho but do exist
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>>79740502
Lmao
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Pic i took a couple weeks ago of an abo and her little niglet kid stealing a coin collection for charity thing.
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>>79741123
Not much really, just saying fuck off white prick this is our land
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>>79741604
DONT INSULT NIGGERS BY COMPARING THEM TO ABOS.
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>>79741123
CHEWANDA WADDONA CHEWANA WODOONER
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>>79730287
>tfw no q3.1416 inuit wifuuuuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnPh3GGykaI
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>>79741123

OI WHITE CUNT

or any variations thereof
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Abbos drinking petrol is actuaily costing this poor man money.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2LIrIZolEEY
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where the abbo porn at
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>>79730317
t. Negrolossaurus Rex Tyson
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>>79742356
how do they not die from drinking petrol? theyre really something else arent they?
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>>79744275
Generations of harsh, Australian conditions has built resilience into their genes, even the drunkest slav with 80 proof blood couldn't hope to compete.
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>>79732883
As someone into sounding (inb4 degenerate) I have considered having this done to me so I can rub the inside of my urethra and have more pleasurable orgasms.
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Why don't you see abbos using social media to point out oppression like our niggers?
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>>79740502
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>>79731825
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>>79730052
1:49 the aunties trying to hide her laughter. Abo's be trolling m8
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>>79730287
FUCK YOU IM NATIVE CANADAIN
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>>79730765
YOU ARE SCUM
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>>79728122
Some of the best singers of our time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjyyoAeHPzU
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>>79731813
>implying Germany isn't ABBO
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>>79750675
I get mocked for liking it but it's good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs&index=65&list=LLSg3Q412tHp2nVizTCgJYIg
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>>79728649
kek, that picture
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I saw an abo porn once (the girl was abo with a white guy) and the girl was stunningly gorgeous. every picture i see of them though they look like the missing link- unbelievably ugly. it makes me question whether that porn was legit or not. aussies, is there such thing as an attractive abo girl?
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>>79735703
Please make one with Brazil as an albino monkey Mr Hans
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>>79736258
Then they are not worse
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
JUST
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>>79750655
Don't make me ship you some whiskey and blankets now
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>>79752178
I'm a Native and proud of my culture and think white people culture is cultureless.
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>>79730052

>that story

what the fuck...
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>>79728122
There is old australian legend that abos fought long and bloody war against kangaroos and lost.
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>>79728122
This is literally the Ms World contestant from Australia

Just fuck my shit up.
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here you go guys... an abo beauty!

Would you fuck her and risk getting petrol-sniffing half-bred idiots as kids?
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>>79728122
I always tought abbos were pic related before coming to /pol/
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>>79752899
oh come on, all racist memes aside, she just isnt pretty, wtf?
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>>79752899

HAHAHAHA
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>>79752899
Lies

http://www.missworld.com/contestants/Australia/
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>>79740502
gr8, thanks for sharing m8
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>>79751093
pls respond, straya. do they exist?
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>>79752571
You're a cuck
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>>79752243
You're just asking for some smallpox right now
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Where can I watch abo porn?

Does it even exist?

I NEED IT
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>>79754452
It's 2016. All women are beautiful mate.
https://youtu.be/cSW4jks_e78
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>>79741123
Farkin whoite dog dis is moi land.
https://youtu.be/ZEMiUEtpWd4
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>>79755847
sure
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>>79745005

Media lying about origin of star image.

I think the main hashtag could be #dishonestmedia maybe #ffsfactcheck could be another. Also add other hashtags to trumps account and mainstream and alt news.

Proof http://archive.is/Sc6qA

Please don't ignore this this could have a large effect on public opinion and you can help turn it around. Even if thats just shit posting to keep the thread going please do so.
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>>79741604
This pic is ancient you fucking mong
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>>79755505
Xvideo
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out of curiosity, do 'straya cunts like our accent as much as we like theirs?

also, why do you guys ahve a reputation for starting fights in bars when you're abroad?
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>>79741978
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>>79728122
are there even Abos outside of 'straya ?
do they take the plane ?
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Here's an amusing news story about abos.
https://youtu.be/EYS_gMW10HA
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>>79756367
I'm guessing that sobering up enough to be allowed to board puts most of them off the idea of air transport.
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>>79756809
i guess with all the petrol they drink they're considered explosive material
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>>79751102

>Albino
>Brazil
'no'
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>>79728122
What came first, the emu or the abo? I recently told a friend of mine that the emu's are Australia's native inhabitants but he believes that it's actually the abos.
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>>79752983

Abo genes are completely recessive and are bred out within 3 generations - including by white genes.
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>>79730063
Kills me every single time.
It's like a Fast Show sketch.
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>>79728122
Abos are the ugliest niggers in the world, aren't they? Fuck.
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Are they human? How?
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>>79751896
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This one is great. It's some cuck trying to show some pooinloos about australian culture. He sets out to teach them about our lovely indigenous people. Things don';t go as planned..

https://youtu.be/sPt8bfNdgFs
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>>79740620
dont compare natives to aboos or blacks. natives can be thieves and drunks but they are not that low.
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Not related, but to those who do not find blacks attractive. Search up Aaliyah, do you still find them unattractive?
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>>79728122
ged off me land fuggen white devil, fuggen dog, give me land back ye white cunt. ( loses consciousness in park grass area)

to NZ citizen who owns 0% AU soil.
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Just a question:

Why are abbos always looking for petrol?

Yes, I get they abuse it as an inhalant drug, but smelling gasoline fumes doesn't make the gasoline go away.

Surely they would only need one tank of petrol, and it would last months.
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>>79757536
If you dip a rag in it and then put it against your face, you get more fumes, but it also drains the gasoline.
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are abos actually human?
not memeing im legitimately curious.
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>>79730052
>Mothers regularly forced their children to eat their newborn siblings

What. The. Fuck.
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>>79757408
>not a single white Australian in that video
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>>79757793

When whites first arrived in Australia, abos were classified as local fauna.
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>>79735193
why is every spaghetti today attacking germans on /pol/ have i missed something?
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>>79757834

Except the white bald man who made it with tax dollars.
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>>79757991
Because you're literal shitskins famalam.
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>>79730063
wat
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>>79731418
I'd rather eat glass.
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>>79731418
And by the way, how fucked up was your life that you're in a retirement home at 65? That's where 80+ year olds go, anon.
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>>79731661
kys
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>>79735703
Omg why'd you make his eyes like that he looks like luicfer kekekek
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>>79756367
>>79756809
>>79757086
You've seen how they are with regular gasoline, why the hell would you let them remotely near jet fuel?
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>>79752983
well i can just teach the little inbreds to stay away from the dirt-people in NT and everything will be okay.
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>>79740502
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>>79741792
>this is our land

>looks at Australian government and demographics

kek

It WAS your land, nigger.
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>>79757408
>get assaulted
>apologize
what a disgrace
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>>79758247
iam as pale as a norwegian corpse, wtf?
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>>79741978
I've heard all the Australians say Abos are better than niggers and I believe them. Abos are just dumb as a box of rocks but aren't destructive like American niggers.
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>>79740502
>Bubba Wubba Jabba Nyoongah
shit i thought names like this were just for keks but they actually exist!
my eyes have been opened...
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>>79742356
Whenever I see a faggot talk shit about American white trash, I'm showing them this video.
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>>79758247
ayyyyyy
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>>79758781
Poo in loo not in mouths
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>>79751896
Wait...the down under niggers literally huff gasoline?
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How difficult is it to live by these?
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>>79757469
I agree. I would take drunken redskins over niggers any day. Indians at least have souls even if they're barely sentient. Niggers are straight up apes.
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>>79752983
Nah, I'd just plow her arse mate.

Seriously, that's a boon?
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>>79759125
i'd so like to poo in your mouth :3
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What is the deal with Abos? I get all the memes about niggers, but at least some of them are decent. Like abos legitimately seem like another species.
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>>79759333
They're at the bottom of the totem pole of intelligence. I suspect dolphins are brighter than your average down under nigger.

That said, I would take the abos over our niggers any day. Even though they're fucking retarded, they aren't aggressive like the American negroid.
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>>79759333
they kind of are. at least, their culture is that of another species. i mean, i dont think many cultures, even the earliest ones would encourage children to eat there newborn siblings on a (semi?)regular basis :/
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>>79759173
Fuck it's great man, like glue but with more hallucinations. And risk of burning the house down. Used to do it all the time as a kid.
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>>79731345
Sheeeeeiiiiiiiiiit
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>>79759536
I want that story to be real more than I want my legs to work into old age.
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>>79741070
Somehow it's better than rap. At least dragon-slayer attempts actual singing.
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>>79759657
>tfw can't tell if serious or bullshit
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>>79759173
Only if they're rama rama.
https://youtu.be/Nt0NcaxmGHo
>>79759322
Don't make me come over there and liberate you.
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>>79730052
>that story
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>>79741070
>>79730052
You have got to be fucking kidding me... Is this a comedy show or something?
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>>79759333
Seriously, some geneticists think they are descended from an extinct branch of homo erectus, so a different hominid branch and not homo sapiens.
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>>79760028
I wish the abos had their own country so we could make that the new poo in loo.
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>>79730052
>Austrian Aboriginals
I knew something was wrong with thhe Schluchtenscheißer
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>>79753076

Just stop, Germany
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>>79752899
She looks like a character from the really old Tin Tin books.
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>>79760133
Well, then...that would mean they are not human and thus not protected under human rights laws. Congratulations, Australia, science has provided an excuse to cleanse your deserts.
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>>79732078
>Start banging qt
>Find out she's half maori/quarter jew
What have I done /pol/?
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>>79760175
>new poo in loo
No need for one to replace the other, they can coexist side by side. /pol/ is a board of peace.
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>>79759908
Totally serious. Put a bit in a petrol resistant baggy and breathe that fucker. When it turns milky, bin it. Don't smoke. Might be different with modern unleaded petrol.
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>>79759496

Dude give abos easy access to guns and you'll have a continental-sized carnage.

There is no way Sidney can keep existing if every abo is able to buy a gun for 100$ without any background check.
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>>79760410
I'll take your word for it kek

I'll stick to alcohol and tobacco.
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>>79760244
no u
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>>79760458
You think? All the strayans say the abos aren't aggressive, just very, very dim.
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>>79760046

That whole bool is a serious black pill
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>>79751896
Is this the abbo version of POO IN LOO?
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>>79728122
UHURU! proud of your boy.
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>>79760028
come and try to liberate me, got some free burgers here :^)
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well i just hope all the australians in this thread remembered to say sorry to an abo on national sorry day

you know. sorry for the education, houses, medical treatment, money etc etc etc
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>>79760875
LOL, "national sorry day" oh my fucking god.
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>>79728122
Which is worse: Abbos or Kangz?
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>>79760875
Fuck me, that's actually real...

And buy them a pint. Of petrol.
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>>79730052
I don't know if they were kangs and shit, but hell, they sure were The Aristocrats.
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Remember guys, roads are for cars not for sleeping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qClBRaretEk
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>>79760789
I'd prefer they not be pre-digested, thanks anyway though.
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>>79761463
only one way to find out.
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>>79730052
There is no way this is real. I refuse to believe it. Sorry anons
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Bush mechanics, this has to be fake?

https://youtu.be/wspwBcuOZFg
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>>79756656
tfw no alcoholic titty monster abo gf
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>>79757536

The video above states that they literally drink it.
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>>79761647
Go on, get outta here. Scat.
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>>79732005
>>79732196
They ware to busy occupying half of Poland for 123 years.
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>>79751896
>the comment section

Holy fucking shit I love you /pol/
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Aren't some abbos like regular and friendly peoples?
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>>79728122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3sbyesGcUE
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>>79762196
i wish you a happy 4th. of july, may murica never be great again <3
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>>79762047
Pic related WTF he is opening a metal can with his teeth?
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>>79731895
A blumpie you say? Most abo girls are probably dirty enough to do that

Also, here's the greatest abo fight caught on camera:
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=759_1465540465
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>>79758539
Jet fuel - kerosene, has much less octanes than gasoline.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerosene
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>>79762047
This is legit. One of the greatest shows of all time.
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>>79759536
sheiiitt, why killing niggers isnt legal ???
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>>79763588
Tell that to bears.
https://www.thefix.com/content/russian-bears-hooked-jet-fuel91494
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>>79731345
Who ya gonna call?

>>79729080
>>79729810
Reminds me of nigs here in Philly, they just asked for smokes constantly at every gas station and steal and/or ruin everything they touch.
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>>79728122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBg1vfe8P1g

How anyone in the room didn't laugh is beyond me.
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>>79765607

>i am feeling sooooo much proud to be Canadian. i just realized from another source that the giggling was part of the performance.
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>>79730052
>father often have "boy-wives" to absorb some of their maleness
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>>79740502
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>>79752899
It really must be sapping of your energy to look at that all day and go "oooh she's soo gorgeous, isn't she gorgeous" to your colleagues. Lying so much would drive me to the edge.
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Fucking funniest thread for ages. My sides are in orbit.

Should make abo threads a regular.

Toppest fucking kek
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>>79740043
Lad
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>>79740620
Yeah, they aren't integrated. As a teenager I had my life threatened, been punch in the face and robbed by adult natives, and I've heard lots more brutal stories. They're savages.
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>>79741123
In Western Australia they say
"Ehhhhhhhh Dardy!!!!".
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Here an old Gem I found

https://youtu.be/xGNYeZzXSec
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>>79769336
You know...I may have an explanation for Bigfoot.
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>>79732005
Germany was and has been the central powerhouse of Europe for the past hundred and 50 so years. Ever since it became United under Prussia, German businesses, schools, and sciences became the predominant ones in Europe.

If you went to travel to study, you'd go to university in Berlin. Words like Hertz, Mach, and Diesel came into our language due to the research done by German scientists, and central Europes' other juggernaut, Austria Hungary was another incredibly Germanic power.

Germany has always been centered around European affairs, and even Otto von Bismarck once said "land rats don't fight with water rats". He was more interested in consolidating their position in Europe than establishing an empire, and barely gave any money to establish colonial possessions. Small ventures were made, but they were swiftly quashed due to the First World war, when almost all German overseas holdings were redistributed amongst Britain, France, and their allies. They used to have fairly decent chunks of Africa, believe it or not.

But Germans are quintessentially European. Vital to a healthy European wide economy, and vital to the continued existance of the EU.
Brilliant people honestly, just a incredibly misguided by Jewish elite.
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>>79769336

I love how they videotape them from a long distance like a nature documentary. this is hilarious.
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>>79750485
>>79750655
Shut the fuck up Siberian.
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>>79770488
That's exactly what I thought. I was imagining an Attenborough narration 'here we see these magnificent boons in their natural surroundings. '
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>>79752243
We don't care you haven't accomplished anything but mooching tax dollars and beating each other.
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>>79746248
>you're such a fukkin' druggo m8.


My Aussie friend showed me the Big Lez, never knew how fucking retardedly stupid Aussie humor got. Still funny as fuck though.
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>>79728122
That's Leslie Jones, right?
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>>79770411
>But Germans are quintessentially European. Vital to a healthy European wide economy, and vital to the continued existance of the EU.
>Brilliant people honestly, just a incredibly misguided by Jewish elite.

"were" all these things.

Germany will be gone in a few decades, they don't have any reich left in them.
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>>79751896
Holy fuck.
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>>79762047
>this program contains images of deceased persons

what, can an aussie explain this? I'm assuming it's something about their customs or religion or whatever
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>>79771811
abbos cannot ever mention a dead person. this is why their language is so fucked, they would name their kid after a rock or something then they would never be able to use that word again if the kid died.
im surprised they were able to create language at all.
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>>79772699
well that's fucking dumb

no wonder they never created anything substantial in terms of civilization or technology for 50,000 years
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>>79728122
Is that Dean Ween?
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>>79730287
What the fuck
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>>79728122
good pick
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>>79736258
I lived in a town on the north coast called Casino.

It's the dumping ground for Abo's. The government went and moved a whole bunch of fucked ones from Redfern into our area in about 2005 and it radicalised them even worse.

Our town is like 50% abo. It's fucked. Gladly I got the fuck out.

As a kid, platinum blonde hair and green eyes, I was a massive target for creepy gross abo's trying to literally rapenap me. I'd go to the river for a swim with my sisters and all these fucking abo's would turn up and have incest orgies in the weir. Old men would be getting sucked off underwater by 5 year olds and shit.

We managed to escape by just bailing and floating down the river and going through a rapids and ending up on the other side of town.

Fun fact, that same river I swear I saw a real life Yowie once. 8 foot tall hairy as fuck abo with a kangaroo over his shoulder.
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>>79745608
Ahhhh!!! Abbos.....the Great Australian Ape.
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>>79745608
This is true.

Abo blood is super resistant to toxins. They evolved getting bit by spiders and snakes of all kinds.

The reason spiders and snakes here have such insane venom is because they kept evolving to require stronger and stronger stuff to take out the animals and abos.

Abo's can literally drink petrol and not die, if it's the right amount of it. I've seen them drink metholated spirits.
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>>79741070
>leftists will think this is equal to Mozart and Beethoven
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Have to say though, sometimes abo chicks can be alrite.

I'm seeing some 7's here.
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SUCK ME OFF AT THE NEXT STATION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=446XSEnBXNI
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>>79762782
niggers and abbos have enamel about 6sd's thicker than other humans. their teeth are quite strong. 6sd's puts their teeth as quite literally being, on average, stronger than one in ten million humans.
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>>79755847
She's carrying around a 2L bottle of Cola and a stuffed wolf while wearing a backpack, a straw fedora, short shorts and a pink tank top?
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>>79773796
>Yowie

Whats that? Like australian bigfoot? I believe in bigfeet, i had one lay on top of me one time while camping.
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>>79774598

They have primate eye sockets.
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Somehow, that's EXACTLY the same species as Kate Upton.
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>>79775166
Yes, but it's much scarier.
Yowies were feared by Abo's for hundreds of years in their folklore.

They were massive huge abo's that were the missing link between humanoids and primates. Think abo's, taller, stronger, hairier and even dumber.

I believe I saw one. Just pitch black with scraggy long blondeish whiteish hair, had to be 8 feet. Just standing there across the bank of the river with a dead kanga, staring my little white ass down like he'd never seen anything like me before.
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>>79728122
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>>79770411
muh heritage: the post
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>>79774598
Probably they are 13 or some shit
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