MALCOM BULLETTRAINBULL EDITION
It's a HUNG parliament
TLDR: Parliament is split, nationalists / protectionists / wildcards hold balance of power
>BECOME A ONE NATION MEMBER
http://www.onenation.com.au/membership
>ABC news 24 stream
http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/abc-news-24/NS1413V001S00#playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbfLlDlJ1qA [
>ABC House of Reps Prediction
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
>Senate Results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/senate/
>ABC try to be funny cunts and waste more taxes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmiTK0EfeBc [
>Old dude calls pm pathetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUloOla7yOE [
>Pauline hasn't forgotten who wronged her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEjhGxGbW9Q
>AEC might not finish counting for a month
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-03/election-2016-ballot-count-could-take-a-month-finalise,-aec-says/7565158
>Pauline gets fired up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHBnhfmgR6g [
>Greens declare war against the /pol/ine agenda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcdA705tM-A [
>Pauline politely declines halal, muslim faggot talks over her like the rude smarmy semite that he is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLa2oOUWCwA [
>Pauline gets a serious interview and declares allegiance to the people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7c8tL1egmE [
>One nation and greens are two sides of the same coin, we love our greens supporters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLCnVkoBEn0 [
>tfw Hung parliament doesn't actually mean they all get hung
>>79603752
le ebin i haet politicans maymay
you must be one of those low information "voters"
>>79603606
Speaking of hung who is the biggest guy in parliment
>>79604085
Penny Wang, "she"s got a 9 inch clit
>>79588836
>>79588836
>>79588836
We're in here. Use this thread afterwards.
>>79604127
heh, how bad must jay weatherill have been to have turned her leso
what a beta cuck
yo did 1 out of 7 contested seats from the Aec count go to labor? Which seat was it kek
1.Nick Xenophon
2.AMEP
3.Pauline Hanson
4.Shooters, Fishers and Farmers Party
5.Labour
6.Rise Up Australia Party
I'd go for these in that order the rest can burn in hell especially the fucking lunatic Greens and the bleeding heart fuckwitts Cyclist party.fuckwitts
>>79604250
LOL you're ex goes lez as a public figure. That's gotta hurt.
tl;dr for the homeland?
Yous just had the liberals under Turnbull right? Did the Liberals take the most seats? What party is playing kingmaker? Isn't Turnbull a republican and if so will any of the smaller parties demand that he remove monarchy?
raymond won the house senate but he didn't get close to the sand pit
>>79604626
>Yous just had the liberals under Turnbull right?
Yes
>Did the Liberals take the most seats?
Neither party has a majority at the moment. Vote counting will continue on Tuesday
>What party is playing kingmaker?
Most likely the kingmakers will be minor parties NXT (Nick Xenophon Team) and Katter's Australia Party
>Isn't Turnbull a republican and if so will any of the smaller parties demand that he remove monarchy?
Yes he is, but the republic is a non-issue that no one cares about
>>79604626
Turnbull got cucked out of his republic dream by the wingnuts
>>79604780
>NXT (Nick Xenophon Team)
>this is actually a party in Aus
kek. Thanks. So liberals > labour right?
And Katter's Australia Party sound... interesting. What would be the dream team of based from the remaining outcomes?
Good to see my ALP cuzzies getting some of their groove back, big chur to them. Hope you guys can start working on climate change now.
Pauline Hanson is a complete fucking spastic, liberals gonna get cucked badly by this bitch.
>>79605351
this, but its good because it will get more green seet in the house of senators
>>79605219
appalling post cuz
>>79605113
>So liberals > labour right?
Barely. Liberals are cuckservatives, like your Conservatives.
>>79605403
You seriously want the Greens to gain seats ?
>>79605473
yes becaose the enviroment is important to me and the population at a whole and we have to think future ahead of us to be safe and properus
> 6 changes of PMs in 6 years
> new election, inconclusive result.
> two week period of backroom deals as both sides try to form a government.
> While this happens the market and the dollar fall.
> government finally formed with a single seat majority. New Labor and Liberal leaders. Nothing gets passed.
> country stagnates.
> foreign investment starts to dry up
> 6 months down the track. Government collapses.
> Snap election called again.
Continue for 5 years. Economy collapses and takes 2 decades to recover after losing 10% of its population.
That was New Zealand in the 1970s and 80s. We've only just recovered from this shit in the last few years. Sort your shit out, whip your pollies into place or you will go the way we did. Or Italy, or Greece, or Argentina. Or any other country where politicians can't get there shit together.
>>79605601
1) Learn to spell
2) If that's true vote for a single policy party. The Greens have no idea on anything else, and shouldn't be given any ability to fuck things up
>>79605601
>properus
Ahaha you almost had me kid
>>79605601
You honestly think the Greens are just for the enviroment hahaha. I'l bet you watch neighbours and you favourite show is A current affair hahaha.
You should not breed for the sake of humanity.
''Oh the greens are about the enviroment because I the T.V said so''.
This country is already a backwards nanny state if those lunatics get into power this country god fucking help us.
glenn took seven sets looked far park car
>>79605781
no they want to pay medicare and bills welfare, not single issue wont address climate skeptism good at all
>>79605818
it was typo i forgot the s
>>79605659
>tfw 90's kid, born 89
>only remember Howard, entire life up to leaving high school
>Stability and growth, australia looking more promising by the year
>It all slides to shit the minute I entered the real world, recession, collapse, DA JEWS etc
Fucking gay as shit, fuck
>>79605962
>that bullshit
>that green logo
good work anon, 9/10 made me respond
>>79605948
no i watch home and away but accurent affair is good journlism. i already have 2 childrens. so i cannot not breed. the greens care about tv because the enviroment let them
>>79606352
i am not bait
>>79606572
your existence is bait
>>79606653
Fishing is a fun hobby I must say
>>79606338
I don't wanna say this in a thread full of Australians but here in NZ we are thinking the worlds flipped. We are becoming the wealthy one while you guys are turning into us.
> only remember Howard
I was talking to a newbie at work last week. His first proper job, he's 18. We figured out in all the time he's been alive New Zealand has only had 2 prime ministers. And John Key looks like he's going to win a fourth term!
Obvioualy stable government means something. That should be Australia's only priority atm, don't worry about side issues like pushing homo marriage, arts funding or legalising dope
>>79606402
>accurent affair is good journlism
You really haven't got a clue about the world do you.
>>79607124
No but I do know about fishing
>>79607314
>>79607314
>thinks greens are good and thinks ACA is good journalism
I fucking hope for the sake of humanity that your a troll otherwise I feel sorry for your children.
It's not a bright future.
>>79607443
you're** who is the smart now educated
>>79607564
>thinks greens are good and thinks ACA is good journalism
There is no coming back from that and if you really don't understand why there is no hope for you or humanity.
>>79607890
tara moss is good host for show you dont know what you know familia
>>79607943
KILL YOUSELF IN A VAT OF BLEACH
You're too easy matey
>>79608065
If I didn't entertain bait what would be the point in this website.
>>79608149
I think we just like putting on a show for foreigners desu senpai
>>79605601
t. melbournite who's idea of the environment is the pot plant next to the tram station he took a piss in on the way home from a gaybar and/or expensive coffee shop
>>79608149
Lewd bait
>>79606840
Neither major government is stable though.
Tony Abbot was kicked out early and replaced my Malcolm Turnbull who is arguably even worse, which is exactly the same as what happened to Labor. Liberal voters are just too blind to notice
>>79608571
Oh we noticed. That's why we got rid of Wyatt Roy and Hendy down in edenmonaro and moved our support to much more conservative options
See Hanson results
>>79608717
Weird how you just went more conservative than the Liberals.
Australians usually seem to flip to the opposite side at the slightest tension.
Also not in Dubbo. Talking negatively about the Nationals/libs would literally get you bashed sometimes, lol.
>>79608717
>That's why we got rid of Wyatt Roy and Hendy down in edenmonaro and moved our support to much more conservative options
That's not necessarily so. Hardcore Abbott backers like Andrew Nicolic and Natasha Griggs were also thrown out.
When will we learn to use wrestling as a form of electing our new government? NXT! NXT! NXT!
>>79608953
nah m8. First to lap the main brah
>>79608836
It's because of our almost fictional news networks, and the fact that most people are still naively wired into it due to our nerfed, sometimes absent internet. We have too many voters who just haven't removed themselves from the bullshit.
Wtf what kind of party are the Lib Dems? They unironically use this flying spaghetti monster from Southpark on their website.
http://ldp.org.au/policy/religious-freedom/
>>79609408
>It's because of our almost fictional news networks, and the fact that most people are still naively wired into it due to our nerfed, sometimes absent internet.
Remember that some people could see through the media before the internet was around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0fyYKiT2Z8
Or perhaps it's more accurate to say that the media wasn't always as good as manipulating public opinion in the way it wanted.
>>79609576
>Support Shariah law
Nope, nope, nope, not in my fucking country.
>>79608240
>shitposting to impress foreigners
>>79603606
Hofer for the win
>>79609916
We a reputation to uphold.
http://www.baka.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/news-and-current-affairs/federal-election-2016-abcs-leigh-sales-republishes-relentless-twitter-abuse-20160701-gpw3n2.html#ixzz4D7wJod00
>pls no bully guise no pls stop :(
Jesus Christ aren't journalists supposed to have thick skins?
>>79609707
They oppose sharia law
>>79610103
Today's journalists are such pussies. None of them can match the courage and toughness of journalists of the past, like Edward R. Murrow.
>>79610245
Shit, I read that wrong.
i cant fucking stand this smug cunt, why does he still exist. i just want to fuck his fucking face up.
why does youtube keep giving me these fucking friendlyjordies videos fuck.
im so mad right now
Seven long years later, she gets her wish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtXBgiubnK8
>>79606840
>Obvioualy stable government means something
Well yeah, that's how "based Tones" got elected but look how well that worked out for us.
>>79605113
>liberals > labor right?
Nah, the current incarnation of the Liberals are completely economically illiterate. Their plans mostly centre around selling everything not nailed down, cutting taxes for the rich, cutting wages for the poor and hoping that another mining boom happens.
>>79611973
"The adults" were meant to be in charge lol top kek.
>>79610103
she can dish the heat but she can't take it I see
>paying attention to social media
deserves it all desu
>>79611973
Maybe you should go all out Argentinian junta and start taking out political opponents. The libs could start tomorrow by disappearing the greens into bass strait.
>>79611973
"Based Tones" was the biggest fucking disaster to hit Australia in recent memory.
>>79610738
Why's that dude look like that? His head looks like a milk carton.
>>79611992
>Their plans mostly centre around
the IPA's 75 to do list.
>>79612205
He is actually a model. they all look like that.
>>79610103
cant get on the page some one screen cap it for me please
>>79612451
>that guy can has kids and you can't even get a gf
>>79612597
He has better teeth than me.
>>79611953
lerl
>>79612684
I know that feel bro
It's the reason I don't do social networking
>>79612684
Good set on him as well. I'd fuck him gently.
>>79612271
it's the wordfilter, replace "baka" with S M H
>>79612684
my brother got braces, but my teeth looked 'decent enough' so i never got the option ;_;
he never wore his plate though so his still look like shit
>>79603606
Malcom Turnbull BTFO
/pol/ BTFO
>>79612271
Google Leigh sales calls out twitter trolls
Pauline Pantsdown revival when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SxFc37h6js
>>79611953
jeans could be tighter, not carrying a coffee-cup, but still 8/10 cosplay.
>>79612858
>so i never got the option ;_;
Exactly the same with me. I had a massive gap between the two front ones too. They did nothing about it.
>>79613124
I'm pretty sure that guy will have died of AIDS by now.
>>79613124
Does the chaser have an ideas submission page?
>Last show on wednesday.
Alright fellas I'm off to bed.
Good fortune to you.
>>79613307
fark of we're full ai
>>79613363
nite mate
>>79613253
chaser is a shell of its former self, they peaked with CNNNN and the 2004/2007 election chasers
its quietly confident in this thread
>>79610103
I never thought I'd miss Kerry O'Brien, but this vapid feminist is fucking heinous.
>>79603606
Pauline is a cute
>The way she stammers her words, been so persecuted and ridiculed, anyone else would've backed down by now, shakes off the kicked dog syndrome, just wants to fight for good ole aussies
>The way she just wants to be noticed fampai
Honestly, she's not bad looking as far as old chicks go. When she was young she was fuckin crackin, I remember it.
All that "she's a dumb racist" shit was programming. She was only against MASS ASIAN MIGRATION, not asians or asian migration per se. She was principal in stopping us from being epicly inundated by chinese in the mid to late 90's when everyone else wanted to up the immigration rate.
She got thrown under a bus and went to prison for her country and beliefs. So happy she's back.
Literally Punished Pauline.
>he doesn't work in the public service
>he isn't taking Monday morning off
>he has to be on site at 7am to build Goldberg's extension to house his bullion collection
kek
>>79618006
good work lad, those construction industry law changes will be here soon enough
>>79603606
soz lads my house seat went from pretty safe liberal to labor
t. Macquarie
>>79603606
william hung confirmed new prime minister.
Austria prep the fucking bull
Also
>This kill the Australian
Fuck off we're full
>>79618675
>>79618649
>>79618592
you guys are so funny xD
