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Current state of play in the lower house (76 needed to win):
Labor: 72
Liberal: 66
Independent: 2
Green: 1
Xenophon: 1
Undecided: 7
Who knows what is happening in the Senate.
Counting resumes on Tuesday.
>>79575208
first for One Nation
>>79575208
First for prepbull on suicide watch
>Counting resumes on Tuesday.
Lazy ass fucking public servants
why didn't the one nation lady run in the house? surely that's more important than the senate yeah
>it's a 'labor and greens will have a minority government' episode
>>79575208
So who will call the shots now you fuckwits!
Where were you when nothing happened for the past 10 hours?
One nation will become the more extreme LNP, RE: the greens to the ALP.
That means there is unlikely to be much budget control, but we'll probably seal the border and reduce immigration which will help a lot.
>>79575394
She would have lost because the major parties collude to preference against her.
We have instant run-off voting not first past the post.
She used to have a seat in the house but lost it in 1998.
>>79575394
No. The senate is more important since it is the house of review. She will likely hold the balance of power there.
>>79575490
Knowing that the count resumes on tuesday you dumb cunt
>>79575394
Greater chance of gaining seats in the senate. Looking like she may get 3-4 i believe?
>>79575394
Easier to get elected to the senate.
>>79575527
>The senate is more important
No, anyone who can win a seat in the house runs for one. The senate is second tier.
>>79575531
Well no shit.
It's not like I'm on ABC watching the news.
>>79575394
Having a few seats in the senate is potentially more powerful for a small party than having one seat in the house of reps
Any word on Lambie? Lazarus has conceded.
Tfw unironically gave one nation vote cards to muslims and asians
>>79575394
The upper house (senate) regulates the lower house.
>>79575543
2 in Qld, 1 in NSW, 1 in WA probably
I've read anywhere between 3-5 though
Are these results good or bad? Who are the good guys
>>79575800
There aren't really good guys out of the major parties but the result is pretty good to do with Senate.
>>79575800
Farmers, Shooters, Fishers are the good guys
Stab Prime minister in the back for his job, take control, sign globalists global treaty's, cruise along with former PM's policies and be the darling of the globalist media. Get merchant banker cunning and call a double dissolution election in the dead of winter over the non passage of a couple on bills no one has ever heard of. Get the shit kicked out of you by the OZ people for being a sneaky fucking merchant.
>>79575800
Bad, because it potentially means a government won't even be formed
>>79575800
One Nation are the good guys.
>>79575800
The results are fucking amazing the house is in shambles and the senate is full of nazis and nutcases
>>79575800
none of them its every cuck for themselves!
>>79575916
So when do we remove kebabs?? any ideas?
Explain the difference between Labor and Liberal.
>>79575800
>politics
>good guys
>>79575800
Shorten is better
Not to say hes good though, but kikebull needs to hang
The good stuff is coming from the potentially very hostile senate the DD has created
Who voted greens here I'm sick of Australians being racist bigots.
>>79575981
Democrat/Republican
>>79575972
You have until Tuesday, familam. Happy hunting.
The Unions and greens and Independents call the shots now! hahahahahahaha! your fucked mate
>>79576019
SURE IS MELBOURNE
>>79575972
we have One Nation, all is well and hopeful
YOUNG LIBERALS BTFO
>>79575981
Labor is socialist, recently got on board with stacking the deck.
Liberals are halfway between neocons and actual conservatives.
>>79576031
Not a good comparison. Libs and Labor are much closer on the political spectrum than democrats and republicans
>>79575877
TURNBULL NEEDS TO GO!
BISHOP(?) MAKE AUSTRALIA GREAT AGAIN
>>79576019
sounds like australia itself is more sick of you
TURNBULL LIVE ON NEWS 24
Greens voters are communists
>>79576156
Bishop has been plotting and waiting this is her moment.
>>79576053
Ann Aza Aly is in NO chance of removing Kebabs
>>79575800
Liberals = anti-gun conservatives, bad for growth
Labor = anti-gun vaguely-leftie unionists, bad for debt but good for growth
One Nation, Rise Up Australia, ALA, etc = anti-immigrant crazy bogans
Greens = SJW faggots
Nick Xenophon Team = centrists
Palmer United Party = Not Palmer or United, just a Party
Nationals = Farmers with Liberal dick up their asses
>>79575981
Labor - Democrats under Hillary
Liberal - Republicans under Rubio or Kasich
>>79576193
Is he hangers af?
Nothing will happen at all BUT rest assured the leftie cuckolding of the rest of the population will continue full steam ahead.
>>79575981
Labor is made up of unionists and centre-left wingers
Liberals are made up of conservatives, corporatists and some freedom lovers.
>>79576315
I'm not hip to your lingo young man please speak english
>>79576382
as will the labor shilling itt
>>79576156
>>79576225
She's got Tony's blood all over her Prada shoes.
>>79576019
>The only guy with a man date
>>79576258
Lmfao, fuck off bill shorten
The Muslims all voted ALP.
>>79576392
>and some freedom lovers
The fuck are they doing in the Liberal party
>>79576415
Does Turnbull seem like he has a hangover?
>>79576031
this
although the liberal party is much more left than the republican party =/
>>79576488
Its all Labor national socialist in this thread.
>>79576072
boy there's 1 of these for everybody
>>79575981
Labor is Centre-Left
Liberal is Centre-Right
>>79576510
you wish
>>79576523
Nah he looks like a broken man, which he is
>>79576501
Don't you have a noose to go tie for yourself Turnbull?
At least the Medicare for the immigrants is safe from privatisation! hahahahahaha
WHY ARE LABOR APPEALING TO DEGENERATES LIKE SAFE SCHOOLS WILL THIS BE THE LABOR PARTY GOING INTO THE FUTURE?!?!
>JUST MERCHANT BANKERS WHO HATE GOYS THNGS
>Liberals hate Muslims! I voted Liberal!
>tfw my seat got cucked
And our two senate seats are apparently being split lab/lib so I don't even get memes
>>79576692
>oy vey
>>79576669
Liberal will always protect you, friend.
HAHAHAHAHAHA cucks voted independents...independants give preference to ALP...alp give preferences to GREENS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>79576738
FUCK OFF THE PARTY STILL HATES MUSLIMS R-RIGHT??
>>79576685
I can't imagine kids even caring about it desu
Like, teacher is all "what do we call people with other genders that aren't binary" and the Rowan up the back row mutters "faggots" causing half the class to start laughing.
>>79576825
No its muslims time to shine friend!!
>>79576885
Depends how much money they have.
>>79576907
Hahaha yes the few girls in the class then get angry and defend that one gay kid good times
>>79576614
Sad tbqh
When is Turnbull going to resign?
>>79576859
No one gives preferences to anybody you moron, at best there are suggestions on how to vote cards.
>Bill Shorten as prime minister
WHY GOD WHY
>>79576859
>people that don't even understand how our voting system works are forced to vote
This is why our elections are always a fucking joke
>support manufacturing
>support farming
>support anti gambling law
-Xenophon
I don't think he will go Libs
>>79577085
Probably during the week, some time after Tuesday.
>>79575208
anyone have the drunken rambling turnbull on video?
>>79577232
It will be what got hinch over the line.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>79577214
Gay marriage, Safe Schools, more union control. treaty with abos. Yay Labor!
>>79577232
At the very least you don't have retards demanding a re-run of the election like in the UK when they get a bad result they don't want.
>>79577232
onus is on the government to provide education to citizens
then the government cuts education and relies on scare tactics in the media to 'teach' uneducated voters about how they should vote
its A KEKTASTROPHE
>Turnbull is LITERALLY going to lose an unloseable election
>>79577337
>Ahmed angry about gay rights
kek.
Leftie memes REEEEEEEEEE
>>79577358
It's incredible. He really should have called the election late last year when he was miles ahead in the polls.
>>79577422
>marriage is a right
oookay ;^)
>>79577388
labor was 1:8 last night lmao
>>79577291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPoK3NDuyhA
Skip to 1 min
>>79577337
Cunt I'm from Victoria, we've got labor who are royally fucking over the CFA because they're dedicated to sucking union dick.
Fuck Labor, and fuck the unions, they're worthless leeches.
One Nation.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH KEKS VOTED LABOR !! Anne Aza Aly "muslim terrorist expert"
>>79577593
The immense butthurt from cuckfeed and the greens will be glorious
>>79577444
Bliss probably only have like 3-5 good songs. Pauline Hanson is great but she could be greater.
>>79575993
No. FUck off cunt. Turnbull is far better than Shorten.
Ignore this shill.
People unironically voted for Labor. WHY?
>>79577629
christ, look at that nu male in the centre. labor voters, everybody
>>79577649
It already is. If you have a facebook account (or not, sometimes it works) take a look at 7 News and local rags pages for One Nation predictions.
>>79577533
Yeah I had 100 on then at 8, then cashed out at 4.50
>>79577444
Those cunts, what the fuck is wrong with Hogs Breath?
>>79577737
Because libs have proven over six years they can't run a fucking country or budget
>>79575208
District rollcall
Bradfield here
>>79577853
I was gonna chuck $20 on 'em but someone suggested going with senate seats at 1:51 instead
>>79577444
I'm pretty certain not liking Hoggies is unAustralian
>>79577935
Farrer reporting
Only 4 seats for one nation.
You guys are idiots
Australian muslim arabs are the worst racist islamists. Worse than saudis
Is based Tones sharpening his knife, /pol/?
>>79577935
North Sydney
>>79578033
He's probably getting sauced with his mum
>>79578033
Can only hope. He was an absolute beast of an opposition leader.
>>79577935
mayo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH
FIRST FLAG BURNING ABO IN PARLIAMENT THANKS ALP VOTERS
>>79577935
Farrer.
>>79578033
Still hasn't come to after he and his mum got dragged away from the bar last night.
>>79578130
Where in Farrer are you and why did you also vote for one nation?
>>79577935
Port Adelaide
pls no bully
>>79577935
Newcastle. Has been a labor safe seat since federation
>>79577935
Lilley
>>79578130
>>79578001
whats it like living in the middle of nowhere?
>>79578205
>labour stronghold
that sucks
massive gains for xenophone though
Tell me Australians
Is this an election that has been good for the Queen and monarchism or has it been a bad one?
Will Tonebird become prime minister again?
>>79577283
Does anyone think limiting the max bet on pokies to $1 really such a bad thing?
>>79578397
bad if Bill Shorten manages to form government
Alaskan here. Does this election boil down to the party you prefer to say refugees welcome? All of the bants and shitposting really make it seem that way
>>79577904
How dumb are you?
The Howard government ran surpluses the entire time he was PM, when Rudd/Gillard were PMs they ran large deficits partly due to their spending programs and the GFC. When Abbott was elected PM (or ANYONE) it would have been impossible to make the deficit disappear in one year. B-but muh deficits!!! Fucking dumb cunt. The Labor party never ever runs budget surpluses.
>>79577533
$107 down the drain there m9
>>79578397
>Is this an election that has been good for the Queen and monarchism or has it been a bad one?
Both leaders are republicans, but it's a dead issue. We won't have another referendum until after the queen dies.
>Will Tonebird become prime minister again?
No. He's too unpopular.
>>79578397
Turnbull is a republican
So would labor anyway
Only abbot was a monarchist
>>79578397
both leaders of both major parties are staunch republicans
once that old hag dies we will be a Republic within 2 years
cap this post
>>79577539
He doesn't seem too bad, just a little loose which makes him sound way better tbqh.
>>79578452
It's fucking stupid, I like doing $5 bets on big red.
>>79577935
Makin reporting in
>tfw safe Labor seat
>>79578397
Tony is never going to lead the libs again, the media's character assassination was too effective
>>79578357
Kill me.
>>79577935
Moreton
>>79577283
> supports protectionism
> opposes foreign leases
> supports same sex marriage and voluntary euthanasia
> supports renewable energy (except wind turbines)
He sounds more like a greenie and I'm not surprised if NXT coalitions with Labor-Greens for a majority
>>79578461
>Alaskan here
thank for canned pink salmon
>>79578553
Pauline made a comeback though. And she was assassinated in every definition put physical.
>>79578452
Should be banned tbqh
But they lobby both parties
>>79578554
>tfw safe liberal seat since 84
>tfw xlyophone breaks that streak
>>79576510
Muslims are Lib voters mate. All their values align.
>>79578270
Did based Claydon get in?
>>79577935
Gilmore here
>>79578666
True, maybe tones can lie low for a bit then start his own party
once gay marriage gets passed, will the SJW's move onto the monarchy as their next meme issue?
>>79577470
The PM can't just call a snap election like that, there are strict rules you dyke
>>79577340
We might get a re vote if the medicare SMS/Call scandal is found to be fraudulent by the AFP.
>>79578745
Frankly I don't think people really care much at present.
>>79578603
i HAVE SAID THIS MANY TIMES HERE ALL THE INDEPENDENTS WILL SIDE WITH THE ALP BECAUSE MUH SOCIAL AGENDA..... ALL THE INDEPENDENT SENATORS WILL SIDE WITH ALP BECUASE MUH SOCIAL AGENDA!
>>79578553
the bastards
>>79578514
fuck off wog
>>79578503
>>79578494
why is republicuckoldry so inbedded in Australia?
>>79578454
Aint the liberals the monarchist leaning?
>>79578031
They may only get 2 seats if preferences don't go their way. They haven't met the quota.
fantastic result lads, muh NBN lives to fight another day
>>79578733
Obviously
>>79578845
Damn she's cute
>>79578787
I'm aware of that, dickhead. He should have rushed through the construction bills late last year, which would have given him the DD trigger.
Wanker.
>>79578736
>50.2% vs 49.8%
sheiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>79578492
$50 in actual bets on Australian election
>>79578975
>she's
>>79578904
>Aint the liberals the monarchist leaning?
Yes, but Turnbull isn't
>>79578904
The libs under Abbott were monarchist leaning, but with Turnbull its a bit less clear, he's said we should have a referendum after the queen dies
>>79578461
>Thanks for the salmon cans
The guys here hardly represent the full Australian populace. They're all voting for ALA, One Nation and a number of other nationalist parties when in reality they make up less than 3% of the vote.
The biggest issues of the 2016 election were healthcare and same-sex marriage
>>79578688
NXT did alright in my electorate for a first time.
>>79575692
I don't think pauline cares about the Chinks any more
>>79578904
>why is republicuckoldry so inbedded in Australia?
Historical reasons more than anything. A high percentage of Australians are of Irish decent and the Labor party was founded by Irish Catholic republicans.
>>79578927
>NBN lives
you mean in 4 years they will start the FTTP up again after the copper contracts run out, meaning if you are currently on or near NBN rolls outs on the map you are getting HFC and not fibre and if you want fibre you best hope to not be on that map for 3 years minimum
>>79579041
what a cuck
Why'd he dethrone the Tone?
I still don't understand this.
>>79578694
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BUTTHURT UNIONIST DETECTED HAHAHAHAHA https://www.greenleft.org.au/node/25560
"Campaigners for refugees' rights, militant trade unionists, anti-war activists and supporters of the Palestinian people's struggle for freedom are preparing to converge in cities across the country for big protests and other actions on May 1, the traditional day of international workers' solidarity."
>>79579052
What a cuck
>>79579110
fucking fenians and taigs ruining everything
>>79578478
>surpluses are a reliable indicator of good economic performance
loving every lel
>>79579115
Because of polling
>>79579115
>Why'd he dethrone the Tone?
Because Abbott would have been crushed at this election. He was so unpopular.
>>79579115
Tony's popularity was in the toilet thanks at least in part to the aforementioned character assassination, it was an attempt to maintain liberal support
>>79579092
She does, people like her don't change
>>79579079
pretty good all around.
And again saying keep an eye out on grey, it's pretty fucking close.
>>79579115
>Why'd he dethrone the Tone?
Weeks of bad polls. That's all it takes in this fucking country to unseat a leader.
I was a Turnbull supporter but yesterday changed my mi8nd. We need to bring back based tone.
>>79579112
I'm not thinking about NBN for me specifically, I'm thinking about NBN overall for the entire country
If the labs get in we will absolutely as a whole be in a much better position NBN-wise than with the libs, that's why I'm rooting for shorten
>>79579169
>crushed
Royally rekt.
About the only supported were people like dolt.
>"South Australian Liberal Senator Cory Bernardi has labelled the election result a “disaster” and warns the Liberal party has alienated its base and risks triggering what he calls a new conservative revolution"
wew lad, Australian Conservatives Party when?
So many unknowns so let me add this one. In Sept last year, MT beat TA 54-44. Most of the seats the Libs lost yesterday were MT supporters - Longman, Macarthur, Eden-Monaro. Really tightens those numbers up. Sam Dastyari said this morning “It’s on like Donkey Kong in the Liberal Party right now.” It is.
>>79579169
Nah not necessarily, dumping Abbott weakened the Liberal brand. Also Tone was the guy who stopped the boats and it is clear that is still a major concern (see the rise of Pauline).
>>79579199
Very close mate. Looks like they might just take it.
>>79579168
>>79579169
>>79579189
>>79579227
you lot really need to fuck off that 3 year electoral cycle
it breeds short termism and government held hostage by polling
Us tories had three years of bad polling here as we sorted out the economy and went on to wipe out labour and form a majority government here with a 5 year electoral cycle
>>79575208
>no fellow bradfielders
>>79579312
Next election cycle hopefully. Turnbull led Liberals are looking to destroy the right faction of their party big time.
>>79578694
kek no. Why are all the Muzzies in parliament in the Labor party then?
>>79579167
To be fair, he was replying to:
>Because libs have proven over six years they can't run a fucking country or budget
Labor voters who use "muh deficit" are as regressive left as it gets.
>>79579198
She has shut up about Asians though
I didn't vote for her just in case
>>79579445
>union jack as a flag
>literally just took a quarter of the Australian flag and made it their flag
>>79579546
this meme of "one party is better at managing the economy than the other" has to die
BASED SHORTEN ABOUT TO SPEAK LIVE ON NEWS 24
>>79579198
Funny her best defense is basically "some of my mates have Asian wives you know".
>>79578478
Mining boom, you mong. A chimp could have done that, but Howard STILL fucked it up and we have nothing left now
>>79579476
If Turnbull is replaced by another leftish-moderate globalist, I could see it potentially happening.
>>79578745
Probably trannies like US and UK did
>>79577539
>He is throwing a tantie because he didn't get enough good boy points for parliament
Australia needs Bishop.
>>79579619
I agree, although to be fair, Labor didn't call for austerity during the GFC. They got one very important thing right that the Coalition likely would have bungled.
>>79578960
No need to be so rude
>>79579619
Fucking this. Looking at all the first preferences to Liberals and Labor is sickening.
Turnbull needs to go his going to destroy the Liberal party the moderate fag.
ALP anti mines policies thanks ALP voters!!
I like One Nations' premise. But fuck please get rid of Pauline. Just a retarded bitch.
>>79579683
If that happens I can definitely see Cory and a few others splitting off and forming their own. It's too bad our brain-dead media will immediately jump all over the >muh intolerant christians meme.
>>79579297
even so they only promised 2mil more premises so realistically its less and businesses take up about 10-20% of that depending on the area.
>>79578579
Moreton master race, sizzle had just ran out of onion when I went.
>>79579766
Where did you see this?
>>79579312
Let's face it, Social Conservatism died in Australia many years ago.
>>79579846
>retarded bitch
>representative of the intelligence of her supporters
>needs to go
>>79579829
Doesn't surprise me one bit. If the Parliament is hung, Shorten will be on his knees with 3 inches of green dick in his mouth.
>tfw it's 2010 all over again
>>79579486
>Reid
>includes Auburn
anon BTFO
>>79579938
>Let's face it, Social Conservatism died in Australia many years ago.
lets face it, prefacing your post with "Let's face it" is patronizing reddit tier writing and doesn't make the following statement true
>>79579914
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/
I'm not sure how entirely accurate it is, but use it as a gauge.
>>79579914
Total primary vote can be seen here: http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
>>79579867
40% FTTP footprint is far better than 20% FTTP footprint
realistically at this point it's the furthest they can extend the footprint out to without causing more delays to the rollout or scrapping contracts and throwing away money put down on those contracts
>New era of Prepbull dominance
Lol no Tory ever said that, Bill
>>79575208
>2016
>not voting for the AMEP
Wew lads
>>79579715
>Bishop
Just as left wing as Turnbull
I don't understand why you idiots like her, she's the Aussie Theresa May
>>79579145
Refos tend to be christians actually, familam. You would know the if you spent less time sperging out.
This is the stat from the hieght of Labor opening the floodgates:
In the figures for the year from January 1 2010 there were 8,342 arrivals of refugees and other humanitarian entrants. The religious affiliations were as follows:
Christian 4,263 – 51%.
Muslim 2,223 – 26%
Hindu 1,125 – 13%
Other 731 – 10%
Total 8,342 – 100%
>>79578745
Nah. I don't think Australians want a republic.
>>79580057
>mfw i cucked you by 4 seconds
>>79579849
I might just be dreaming here, but perhaps even some of the minor Christian parties would jump aboard the new Conservatives party too. I can see Family First disbanding and joining forces with this party; maybe even Tones would join them too.
>>79579259
https://blogs.crikey.com.au/pollbludger/2016/06/26/galaxy-50-50-3/
The effective 50-50 would've been a 53-47 to Labor if Tony was still PM. He's toxic to most voters.
>>79579983
Fuck off union shill!
>>79580148
>Didn't post the right link
>>79579546
I think they do it because the libs have been a huge failure by the standard they held Labor to
>prepbull's face when this happens
>>79579486
>the west of Sydney full of Muzzies, Lebs and shit skins vote labor
Surprise surprise.
>>79580130
Once the Boomers die out we're fucked.
>>79580174
>some of the minor Christian parties would jump aboard
That would be best. There's far too many third parties that split the votes for the right wing.
>>79576825
>A kike between two sandniggers
That must have been tense.
>>79580193
>hypothetical polling
Pass
>>79580241
Western Sydney has been voting Labor even before immigrants started coming in, dickhead.
>>79576907
I really hope you're right.
Censorship?
Macarthur reporting in, we just elected a doctor and he is the first Labor member since 1993, with a massive 12% swing since the last election.
>>79580261
>There's far too many third parties that split the votes for the right wing.
Exactly. If the Right want to get anywhere, they need to be more unified.
>>79580314
Shove it cunt
>>79579849
Cory is legit fucking brain dead tho
>>79580121
>Refos tend to be christians actually
Sudanese chimps. We'd be better off with muzzies.
can anyone post a link to Australian news you can watch outside Australia?
>>79580322
They deleted it themselves
>>79580384
they need to act as one nation
>Wyatt Roy is out
BASED
>>79580396
Get fucked, wanker. Seats like Blaxland, Fowler etc have been solid Labor from their foundation.
>>79580384
One Nation, ALA, Family First etc all need to unify and create one mega party for the right wing. Similar to how the left have the Greens.
>>79580411
?
>>79580217
Well Labor (during Whitlam era) was the party that started the whole "deficits are bad" meme. It's only been ingrained deeper and deeper since, with the one exception of 2009.
ONLY ONE POST BY THIS ID! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
>>79580501
The Christian parties won't merge with the nationalist parties. They should merge with each other though.
>>79580411
t. webm
Interesting to see whether the Xylophone will take Grey
>>79580501
The left are becoming fractured too. I don't think I've ever seen more one platform left parties than this election
>FUCKING CYCLIST PARTY
>>79580473
Not so sure about that, but they would at least need a relatively stronger immigration policy than the Libs.
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE JUST SHOT SHORTEN LIVE ON NEWS 24
Labor have already dropped the "privatise Medicare" line; it's now just "cuts to Medicare"
fucking scum
>>79580482
Is he a wanker?
>>79580591
Ain't that the truth. Annoyed the hell out of me having to fill in so many boxes. I should have just done the 12 below the line.
>>79580657
I wish I didn't drop out before finishing year 12 I want to join the police.
>>79580659
fuck off cunt im watching it right now
So what happens if Labor win this election?
I hear they won't be able to make a majority Government or something...
>it's another hung parliament episode
>literally nothing will get done for 3 years
>labor will win the next election due to people losing all confidence in lib's ability to do anything
>>79580049
Don't be stupid, you know very well that Australia is socially one of the most liberal countries in the world. Abortion is practically legal in many states. No one gives a shit about religions unless it is Islam. Almost everyone agrees that it was a good idea that we banned the gun ownership. There is little or no room for social conservatism in Austraila.
>>79580570
Disgusting.
>there were people defending this
>>79580570
I'd hatefuck the pink-haired one four seconds in
>>79580666
Satan confirms Labor for scum.
Currently watching the patriot
>Australian Conservative war of independence when
>>79580712
It'll be a hung parliament either way, they will have to convince Independents or minor parties to side with them in order to form government.
>>79580430
Do not disagree with you there. But a large portion of them are actually Bahai Christians from Iran whom are purging the fuck out of them.
So basically they are angry, poo in loo, extremist pedophiles.
>>79580728
Labor got a lot done when they had a minority lower house
>>79580703
Go finish it off at TAFE or something.
>>79580758
Don't be stupid, prefacing your post with an insult is patronizing reddit tier writing and doesn't make the following statement true
what i'm saying is grow the fuck up
>>79580818
Such as the Greens?
>>79580712
Why are dumb cunts like you even on a politics board?
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
^^^
lmao when i look at that
>>79580890
Greens have 1 seat, Xylophone has 1/possibly 2 and there are two other independent seats.
>>79580501
The generally conservative minor parties and the Christian parties would probably join up together; I'm not so sure about the hardcore nationalist parties though.
>>79580712
Neither party.
It's pretty much going to be a hung parliament or such a small majority that any sort of discontent within the party will fuck them over. And with the way both parties are going, discontent is rife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRReAf-Uvdc&feature=youtu.be
>JUST
>>79580712
Using the ABC results (67-65 Labor-LNP), and the polling predictions for the remaining 13 seats (6-7 Labor-Liberal), Labor can form a Coalition majority government with the Greens and the 2 Independents whilst maintaining seat plurality, like Gillard did.
>>79580916
You're the one who knows about politics but spends your time replying to anonymous strangers on an anime website. I have a life, I am what scum like you refer to as a "normie".
>>79580890
Greens, Katter, Xenophon and some other chick
>>79580957
>>79580890
Also katter has a seat too
>>79580997
>Katter
pls no
>>79576019
Me
Both for lower (doesn't matter shit because Lyne has been held by Nationals for yonks) and upper.
Put Dastyari first on the Senate ballot though because he's based as fuck.
>>79581030
habeeb it fammi
>mfw friends whine about how that crazy nutcase bogan pauline got back in
>mfw I voted for her and they have no idea
GIEF LINK TO AUSTRALIAN NEWS STREAM PLS I CAN WATCH FROM UK
>>79581030
>hating based katter
>>79575404
Xeno.
>>79581134
Mate your news would be 100% more interesting right now with Brexit than our shit-in-the-sand politics.
Someone make a new thread
>>79581134
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
this is all i could find not sure if it's right
>>79581197
I don't hate him, I just don't think he should be at the federal level. People like him and Barnaby should just stay at state level and do their thing for their people.
>>79581224
its not, its about Andy Murry and Bangladeshi faggotry
I care more about what's happening to my brothers and sisters in Australia
Rolling Brexit news stopped around about a day ago
>>79581120
I straight up tell people i voted one nation first, if they like you, it will start to break down the stigma around the party
There won't be a functioning government in Australia.
It will be a complete clusterfuck.
Although the ALP/GREENS work best when its stalled
>>79581270
>Can't watch from outside Australia
;-;
Thanks Australia, chum.
I'll have to make do with the BBC giving a 5 minute report to your election and half an hour moaning about muslims killing muslims
>>79578553
>the medias's
Get bent, that guy is a fucking cook with a IQ in double digits and had no idea how to whip a party into line.
He fired his best public servants and pursued a very thinly veiled social agenda of "If you're poor you deserve it"
>>79580888
>Can't repudiate the points that I have had
>hurr le reddit hurr personal attacks hurr grow the fuck up, you shitlord
Yeah, this is the mental capacity of people who support social conservatism in this country and exactly why it is not popular.
>>79581338
They're the type of people who think I'm retarded for supporting brexit yet have no response when I ask "what benefit does the UK get for staying in the EU"
>>79581338
I told this qt at the poll station last night that I would vote for Greens because I didn't have the heart to not take one of those pamphlets form her...
This is why women should be at home
Do the libs even stand a chance of forming government? which independents would even side with them?
>>79577737
Turnbull is weak, he fucked up this election by doing a DD and now even if he gets in he won't be able to do anything that the right wants him to do.
The libs have an awful track record coming into this election, economy is down under them, the Chinks are buying up land and they do nothing, Turnbull is fucking up all his support because he went from a centerist to a right wing tard like abbot.
Turnbull is fucked.
>MFW Turncucks still think he's good
>>79581317
And have more Liberal and Labor stooges in the Senate? No thank you.
>>79577935
Kingston here
>>79581519
Katter, McGowan, Xenophon
>>79581472
My brother was butthurt over brexit.
He also wants a 1 world government.
It's difficult being brothers sometimes senpai, especially when everything he says is an ad hominem and he prides himself on being intellectual. I don't know how he passed uni.
>>79581501
Pathetic as all fuck mate.
>>79581317
When you have shit stokers on the left and right its guys like him who are needed.
>>79581415
Gillard managed to pass over 560 pieces of legislation in a hung parliament, including the carbon tax
Liberals can't negotiate, they just expect everyone will suck their dick without questioning
Yesterday was an awesome day for democracy
>>79581519
Neither of the independents would side with LNP. Wilkie is an ex-Green and McGowern is in line with old labor politics. LNP needs a majority or the plurality to stand a chance at maintaining the ground
>>79581609
What's his reasoning?
>>79581456
The ABC has an app for expats. You can probably watch it on there.
>>79581583
You think Xenomoph would go liberal?
>>79579829
>implying mines are a good thing
Fuck mate, it's almost as if you live in the suburbs. Do you even farm?
>>79581583
Didn't Xenephon back the Labs during gillard's hung parliament?
>>79581609
The worst part is my brother literally started showing me john oliver's vent on brexit as if it was an actual argument as to why they should stay and not pure adhom calling leavers dumb
>>79580225
Whichever party forms government is going to lose the next election, it's a poison chalice.
>>79581463
okay lets actually wade through all the stupid shit you've said
>Australia is socially one of the most liberal countries in the world
how'd you measure this exactly
>Abortion is practically legal in many states
and abortion is legal on other countries and doesn't tie specifically to social conservatism
>No one gives a shit about religions unless it is Islam
and religion is just another word for social conservatism to you?
>Almost everyone agrees that it was a good idea that we banned the gun ownership
look you've literally not even said anything that is implicitly conservative, arguably the fucking gun ban could be conservative
so i'm going back to telling you to fuck off back to rebbit until you actually argue something
>>79581676
I didnt ask him to elaborate. Whenever he starts talking i try to appear like im not raging inside. I just try not to get into discussions with him.
>>79581685
I see him as an issues man rather than a party man.
Case by case.
>>79581224
nothing big happening there until the leadership votes start
>>79581663
Read my other post Union man: ALL INDEPENDENTS AND MICRO SIDE WITH ALP/GREENS
>>79581583
>McGowan
has said that she won't form a minority government with either labor or the coalition.
>>79581685
He could say no to both. Their main policy is "government accountability".
It will be interesting to see if LIB or LAB touch the poo.
>>79578790
Not a chance, there's 0 precedent to even suggest this is constitutionally legal
>>79581763
New thread
>>79581763
New thread
>>79581763
New thread
>>79580225
>This good goy on ABC yesterday saying LABOR WILL NOT FORM GOVERNMENT FUCKING HELL IT WONT HAPPEN FML
Shill fake 'no bias' man meme
>>79581797
That's how every politician should be
It's them we elected not lobbyists and back room pork barrelers
>>79581663
Oh and Gillard also said she'd never have a CARBON TAX.... more ALP lies!
>>79581797
>>79581868
Right but would he form a minority government with the libs?
>>79580217
TOnes wanted to cut off a lot of spending so we can return to surplus faster. I'm not saying his policies were perfect because I have my problems with both sides, but any attempts to reduce our deficits are met with gibsmedats and NEETs complaining that they aren't getting any more money for dem programs.
Just look on social media. Every single fucking time the Libs make a policy proposal there are morons crying about how the rich old white people in Canberra are fucking us over again or the top comments are "what about muh hospitals and schools!!! you're spending money on project XYZ while you could use that to build 300 new primary schools".
>>79581859
>union man
Not by a long shot, redditor. Better siding with the ALP than the Institute of Public Affairs, though
>>79579766
I gave LNP first preference because my MP has been fantastic compared to the previous labor skank.
>>79581977
>every politician lies
Whoopdedoo
>>79582116
Good goy
>>79581977
Well factually you're wrong. There's a difference between a Carbon "tax" and an emissions trading scheme. It was one of the better con jobs pulled by Tony and Co.
>>79580666
If you can't see that the privitisation of a single payer healthcare system is impossible you don't deserve to vote.
>>79582450
It was a carbon tax for the first 4(?) years though before transitioning to an ETS. We have the greens to thank for that one.
>>79582158
But anon the budget emergency was much worse than they thought so those cuts were necessary : ^ )
>>79582075
Silly cunt should have ended handouts to the well off if he was worried about returning to surplus faster.
>>79582006
Based on history I would say Lab as they actually try to negotiate with the cross bench instead of pretending they don't exist.
Turnbull is salty as fuck right now though. He would sell his own mother for power.
So yeah. I would say more chance of not siding with either as that is his calling card. Probably Labor if it came down to it.
>>79578641
Thank our abbos. They do all the heavy lifting, and cutting, and then pinoys on work visas put it into the cans. Dont get why, something about needing immigrants when 40% of the natives dont have jobs.
>>79579062
I still dont understand. Is it a globalist vs globalist election or not?
>>79581977
>Muh no carbon tax
>"but let me assure you there will be a price on carbon"
Stop being a retard. Adults are trying to talk.
>>79582738
Nah, surpluses are impossible (and undesirable) for any sustained period of time unless you do at least one of the following:
>Convince the overall foreign sector to run a big trade deficit against us (like Norway)
>Convince households to run down their savings indefinitely (this just doesn't happen)
>Convince households to keep getting further into debt indefinitely (this is feasible, unfortunately)
That last one is how Costello managed it, but it was enabled by Keating's banking deregulation. So Labor and the Coalition are both complicit.
We need a party to stop the buck and explain that large & sustained deficits are required for several years ahead to let households deleverage.
>>79582655
It was still a legislated emissions trading scheme though, just without a market-based scheme for the first 4.
