bring moneyz pl0x
http://plus55.com/sports/2016/07/german-tv-teams-robbed-rio
Previous news:
>Body parts wash up near Olympics beach volleyball site — http://edition.cnn.com/2016/06/30/americas/rio-olympics-body-parts-found/
>Spanish athletes robbed at gunpoint in Brazil — http://www.dw.com/en/three-spanish-olympic-sailors-robbed-at-gunpoint-in-rio-brazil/a-19275436
>Australian athlete robbed at gunpoint in Brazil — http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-21/australian-paralympian-liesl-tesch-held-up-at-gunpoint-in-rio/7528110
>Chinese athletes robbed in Brazil — http://chinatopix.org/articles/84661/20160428/chinese-athletes-robbed-in-brazil-ahead-of-olympic-games.htm
>Brazilian athlete shot in the head — http://en.as.com/en/2016/06/10/other_sports/1465585068_642635.html
>Drug cartel raids Olympics hospital in Brazil, frees druglord — http://news.sky.com/story/1714584/gunmen-free-fat-family-from-olympics-hospital
>Brazilian intellectuals find evidence Zika is getting worse — http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/zika-virus-outbreak/brazilian-researchers-find-evidence-zika-getting-worse-n572186
Warmups:
>Brazil beach robbery — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYh_l_taQ6I
>Brazil street robbery — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr_ajbvDl0I
>Brazilians rape tourists — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCr4ku-_ltY
>Brazilian rape gangs — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxzHGYfVL_0
Bumping with BR.
Moneyz, moneyz, moneyz...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc
what shithole of a country. would love to watch brazil get nuked.
>>79516785
Threadly reminder to not come here if you value your life. Please I would feel terrible if a /pol/lack got robbed or killed, just don't risk your life please.
>>79521078
I will watch the chaos from the comfort of my happening station
>>79519353
The world cup went OK. What changed in a few months?
>>79517154
I forget why they are hosting the Olympics?
>>79521633
They love soccer so they were tame for that one. They hate literally every other sport, so...
>>79521633
>zyka
>dengue
>Rio went bankrupt (can't pay for public hospitals, police, etc)
>Dilma (almost) impeached
>Lula almost in jail>
>a ton of politician in jail and more joining >Olympics buildings barely finished
>social collapse imminent
>>79522063
Neat. It'll make for some interesting stories at least.
Isn't the Olympic village always a massive orgy too?
>>79516785
I spent last 3 weeks in Rio just fine. It's just stupid tourists that ignore the local gang's curfews and walk around drug dealing zones that get fucked.
>>79522157
>local gang's curfews
>drug dealing zones
You talk about it like that's a normal thing.
>>79521633
It's being hosted by Rio de Janeiro, not São Paulo or anywhere else in Brazil that's not in the Northeast? Eh, almost forgot Rio de Janeiro = Brazil, from a forasteiro perspective.
>>79522063
>Rio de Janeiro
>Rio de Janeiro
>Rio de Janeiro
>Rio de Janeiro
You check the news: Rio de Janeiro. You check sensationalist websites: Rio de Janeiro.
>Jesus Christ, Brazil is truly the absolute shithole.
>>79522230
>Town rapist
>>79516785
You guys know that there isn't an event for biggest shithole right?
>>79521078
Would never go to that shithole oven in the first place. "Tourists" are fucking idiots. Those beaches look all the fucking same
Go somewhere safe and civilized for vacation
>>79522300
Kek
>>79521979
>>79522063
But doesn't hosting the Olympics get decided by a committee?
And even before now they've been having major problems.
>>79522063
Why can't we just conquer you guys? Why don't first world countries conquer and colonize these shithole. They can't take care of themselves. Let us use them as slaves or something. It is far worse to allow them rights when they're already killing each other.
Third world Olympic venues was a mistake
>>79522230
But it is. You can't go to a friend's house then shit all over the floor, same thing with Rio, you got to show some respect to the owner (drug gangs) and follow their rules while you're a visitor
>>79522300
>kid shot because policeman confused popcorn with crack
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=pt-BR&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fg1.globo.com%2Frio-de-janeiro%2Fnoticia%2F2016%2F07%2Fpms-confundem-pipoca-com-drogas-e-matam-jovem-dizem-moradores.html&edit-text=
> willingly going to south America
> implying Brazil isn't some dressed up slum
We should have let them pay for all that Olympic shit and then not show up.
>>79516785
>two members of the Australian paralympic team have been robbed at gunpoint in Rio
I chuckled
>>79522469
In the case of Rio, the whole house is made of shit.
>>79522425
Our interim president is already a US puppet
>>79522575
And Lula is the savior of mankind, right?
>>79522551
>paralympic
ayy
One Max Payne wasn't enough.
>>79522425
Because no sane white person wants to colonize a jungle filed with rapist thieving drug dealing monkeys that call themselves human
>Brazilian "women"
>Brazilians
>humans
>>79522921
thats a 10/10 Brazilian women right there
>>79522682
Temer used to be an US Intel informant
https://www.rt.com/news/342933-temer-us-brazil-spying/
>>79523073
>embassy worker
>"spy"
>>79522905
We don't need to treat them like humans. They are weak we should castrate them all and make them work reconstructing their land.
>>79522921
what about the coveted big booty brbr bitches
pic related
I regret learning Spanish
>>79523707
brland speaks portuguese
>>79523707
Should've spent that money learning geography instead.
>>79523502
Whatever floats your boat.
>>79523502
I reckon that fad will be over in the next decade.
Just like home.
>compete in olympics
>either get robbed, raped or the zyka virus
this will be a gud olympic games
>>79523861
>>79523917
Matters little :^(
>>79516785
Cant wait to be kidnaped and mounted by a BR stud.
>>79523996
I mean more, how can those two entities exist in the same country
where does pic relateds hide from the everyday reality of brazil
faggot hue-hues tell us about the whores and fucking Brazilian women
>do they all like anal?
>how much at a putaria?
>should I marry a Brazilian woman?
>hating brazilian masterrace
You are just on the wrong side of history
>>79524697
Converted to dollars, it's like $20.
>>79521800
we were doing pretty well couple years ago
everything turned to shit overnight
>>79524585
>do they all like anal
Most, yeah...
>how much at a putaria?
80 dollars, it's cheap for you, but we don't earn much.
>should I marry a Brazilian woman
No. You should not marry, as a matter of fact. /pol/ did not teach you anything about females?
>>79525098
do you guys really bang underage favela grills ?
how often do you go to a putaria? how accepted is it to fuck trannies?
$80 is cheap to us, but we don't have cool putarias to go to, just shitty asian massage parlours or backpage girls.
>>79525098
yes
females are soft and lovely and should be married and treasured provided they're good people
without being a beta cuck
>>79525313
i have no idea what putaria means to you
How bad is the Zika situation there? Does every other kid gets born with microcephaly already?
>>79525558
its not that common
they fear what it could become, because it increased so fast, not what it is right now
>>79522063
I can't wait until SA becomes an official warzone and starts flooding the US with da fugees.
I just hope begins before the coming election.
>>79524505
South America got the majority of niggs in the slave trade.
Mexicans + Niggs + Whites
The white mixes from Spain / Portugal are the fit ones with da ass. The rest are sub human.
>>79525695
>dengue finally gets a vaccine
>gets replaced by a worse virus
Nature is telling us to die.
>>79523073
Lula was a snitch
>>79525313
>do you guys really bang underage favela grills?
No, that's for favela guys. A white boi like me would never enter a favela or risk fucking a favela grill who might be the child of a drug lord.
>how often do you go to a putaria?
I never go to this type of houses, but I have gone to streets with prostitutes and trannies with my friends, but did not fuck any, I am afraid of diseases. Also, regular girls are not much less slutty, so if you can avoid suffering from oneitis and becoming someone's boyfriend, there is no need for paying, at least that's my thinking.
>how accepted is it to fuck trannies?
Guys laugh at you and joke about you, but it's such a popular thing that I'd say it's well accepted. Tranny fuckers always say they are "technically not gay".
>>79524697
I bet the gun is worth more than all that money.
>>79525967
>favela grill who might be the child of a drug lord.
How can he be a drug lord yet live in a slum?
Sounds like drugs dont pay the bills.
>>79525967
holy shit wow. I would never admit in public I like trannies in a million years here.
>there are a lot of good ones in Br
thanks anon!
>>79516785
>mfw our Olympics will seem God-tier in comparison to Brazil's incomplete, crime-ridden, Zika infected display.
Feels good man
Please come to Brazil. Its is not nearly as bad as you make it to be.
Please come here and spend your money, it's beautiful. You will not regret it.
Thank you;
>>79526399
kek, I wouldn't go there in a million years
if I wanted to meet a successful brazilian I'd do that in europe
>>79526252
No it wont. Because ours came after China's. China's will look even better.
>>79517154
>>79526585
Please come
>>79522279
They may be criminals, but they do respect the trigger...
>>79526693
when did china host the olympics?
i never watch any sporting event thats not in the UK
>>79526399
I already live in a shit hole..
>>79521800
global elite's plan to spread the man-made virus known as "zika" to first world nations
Go to Florianópolis, it's like Rio, but not shit.
>>79526893
Beijing had it 4 years before London.
Londow was self hating, progressive and trashy.
Beijing was all Chinese, pure nationalist pride and China was using it's years of propaganda experience to push China as amazing and powerful.
Russia had winter olympics that were also good. Britain looked like shit compared to both. Look them up on YT.
>>79521633
They went bankrupt from all the effort to attract the Olympics.
>>79527193
>British Olympics looked like shit compared to Russia's
Who's being the defeatist, self-hating cuck here? I thought we did a great job. Put on a great show. Sure they overdid the 'Are NHS' thing, but we put on a bloody good show lad.
>>79522230
here it is
>>79525003
>highest violent crime in the hemisphere
>we were doing pretty well
Hue pls
>>79527193
no. watching other nations nationlism is tantamount to traitorism in my book
>>79526211
The drug lord here is someone from the slums that became the Lord through violence. Someday someone from his slum will kill the current lord and take his place. Its just a constant rise and all in the slums, they dont even leave the place. Also if you get involved with drug lords relatives, its a death sentence.
