Please explain why you're not voting for One Nation today you cunts.
Jus anotha shrimp on tha Barbay maye eh now wha m sayin
>>79456361
cos muzlims are a race, apparently
>>79454870
it's a trap friends
the American media uses some hotdog/corndog festival every fucking election period to b8 politicians into eating the "world famous" mega corndog or something like that
nobody, including the politicians, knows how to properly attack the beast, so they bite it head on, and the media sits there and snaps pictures of them looking ridiculous
Vote Greens everybody.
>>79456361
i am tho
>>79456629
forgot pic
>>79456629
>>79456656
correction:
it's always the Iowa State Fair that they try and snap these pictures of politicians eating
>>79456641
i vote that you should fuck off
>>79456361
Preaching to the choir m8
>tfw you try to save you country, but gooks and mudshits as far as the eye can see
>>79456753
>penalty rates
For what?
Which party will help me as a Tasmanian set up a sea barricade to stop Melbourne from leaking into this state?
>>79456361
Because a country of rugged deranged criminals has turned into southern sweden
>>79456361
But i already did
>>79456361
i did cunt white Australia when?
>>79456706
I will be fucking off out of this country if they don't a good handful of seats or win.
>>79456361
LDP man, preferenced highly in Senate.
>>79456900
bye
try not to sit on too many dicks on the way out
>>79456800
Working unsociable hours.
We get paid penalty rates on nights and weekends as compensation for having to work unsociable hours. Standard rates, time and a half on Saturdays and double-time on Sundays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYi6mFYscTc - thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYi6mFYscTc - thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYi6mFYscTc - thread theme song
>>79456641
no thanks i'd like not to be raped or beheaded
>>79456800
pretty much the business owners of AU want to remove any rates for working on a sunday under the guise of "w-w-we cant compete if we have to pay 50% more ona sunday"
Which party protects my right to publicly masturbate?
>>79457052
the sex party duh
>>79457052
>>>/EU/
>>79456361
because I'm not a xenophobe.
>>79456939
Don't get your hopes up you silly fuck I think they have a good chance.
>>79456986
Melodramatic much?
>>79457097
never vote for then
my local "candidate" for them is a convicted pedophile lmao his chief concern was when the police find pizza on your hd they just run a scan for all images on the thing and count all images as pizza
uni is a magical place
>>79457108
that's haram
>>79457158
>Don't get your hopes up you silly fuck I think they have a good chance.
>MUH TREES also OPEN BORDERS FOR AUSTRALIA
hopefully your handler calls in sick today and you never manage to find your way to a voting booth you fucking retard
>>79457237
Kek do they actually do that? That's pretty funny
>>79456944
this is chingy
did he ever go to australia or wtf is this supposed to mean?
>>79457310
i can't say from experience but i'm guessing he's basically an expert
>>79457130
>>79457158
Xenophiliac cucks you really don't watch what is happening in Europe do you?
>>79456641
Why? What policies do you like?
>tfw my cousin was deported to NZ for too many criminal convictions
When will they stop displacing people who have been here their whole lives?
>>79457321
He was born in Australia, m8..
Are you stupid?
>no homo parades
>fuck off welfare moms
>chemical castration for rape
>bring back national service
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=459x66E_vmo
You will never vote for classic Pauline, young, fiery, optimistic about fixing a corrupt system.
>>79457310
>>79457356
They do. If your computer is off, they can't do anything if its encrypted.
But if its already on, they plug in a USB which will scan the computer and match any MD5 checksums against known CP images, and just generate a list with category 1-5 images and videos and base your charges off that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDwsBv-jjQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDwsBv-jjQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDwsBv-jjQU
>>79457534
ugly bitch...
>>79456361
because I'm voting for Katter's Australia Party you minge
>>79457158
Is there a Lindt cafe in Melbourne?
You should visit it.
why don't all the right wing meme parties combined into a a giant shitlord party?
>>79457777
Check em
>>79457777
Nice quads
They're as bad as the Socialists, with all their meaningless differences
So many Green IDs, I love it. it's a sign of whats to come.
>>79456361
Because Australia's not a fish and chip shop
https://youtu.be/KDwsBv-jjQU
>>79456361
I just did.
Just because I hate leftists so much and want to piss them off as much as I can.
I'm still laughing inside at the Brexit vote and all the supreme whining and butthurt from leftists who finally didn't get their way on an issue.
>>79456912
>LDP
>ARFP
>SFaF
>ALA
come on semi autos, come on
>>79457400
This. I'm sick of NZ being a dumping ground for Aussie trash.
>>79457862
envy when libs win again?
Rate me you cunts, wasn't even a sausage sizzle there you lying dickheads
>Rise up Australia
>One nation (In hindsight I should of switched this with rise up. I'm regretting that now pretty bad)
>some other right wing meme parties
>Liberals and nationals
>Muh Gunz Muh Fish
>Surprise Labor out of fucking no where
>I don't give a shit anymore parties
>Socialist alliance
>Progressives Australia
>>79457960
>Socialist alliance
>Progressives Australia
Please end yourself now.
>>79457777
I can see ON and ALA accreting a lot of that popularity
The micro right wing parties will either die or be forced to join those two
>>79457431
>He was born in Australia
HA HA HA
So you think you can just sit there on your stupid fucking island and talk shit about the rest of the world? You're an irrelevant piece of shit country inhabited by the offspring of Irish criminals and Abos.
And you know what the best part is? Donald Trump is on the verge of squashing you like a bug for supporting TPP, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it because you:
a. Have no guns
b. Are cucked Singapore (our ally), and
c. Are pussies who's women are looking for real American men.
And by real American men, I'm talking about American Indians. Aussie girls fucking hate abos and prefer Native American men who live off the land and can fend for themselves all while coming home from a hard day's work only to give her the big red Native cock.
>pic related is you
>>79457777
Every independent party has a leader who thinks they're indisputable best candidate for the job
Also there's more than one flavour of right wing meme party
There's the anti-gay christian parties
The Guns and Country parties
and of course who can forget the white australia parties
There's some crossover but that's usually why there's a distinction
Nice quads
>>79457960
you should have checked election.google.com.au to see where the sausage sizzles are.
>>79457960
Your Rise Up vote will flow to One Nation anyway if they aren't elected, which is most likely
When I voted I remembered
>Reza
>Baby Asha
>Nauru
>Manus
>Cuts to Women's Services
>No Treaty
>No MarriageEquality
I numbered every box and put the Liberals last, its where they put us.
>>79457960
What's Sustainable Australia like? I saw some leftists on goybook talking about how they were going to vote for that party because they care about the environment, but then others were saying that it is actually an anti-immigrant literally-Hitler party. It would be funny if all the leftists voted for them just because their name is feel-good.
Is there a party more Left/Progressive than the greens? I wanna fuck shit up
>>79458065
Fuck off out of OUR thread.
In the queue right now.
>>79458065
You want trump, we want Hanson, what's to hate faggot?
>>79458208
remember who founded this website faggot
>>79458199
yes there's only one and it's called "one nation". even other parties are telling them they're too environmentally concerned and liberal on immigration. it's the only sensible choice for someone who wants to rock the boat
>>79457030
Get a real job, Problem solved. The minimum wage in Australia is already to much, no need for penalty rates on weekends. Overtime only
>>79457435
>tfw she was my MP
>tfw lucky enough to have an ONP candidate in my seat
>tfw Queenslander so I got to vote for Pauline directly in the senate
feels true blue my blokes
>>79457960
>RISE UP AUSTRALIA
>VOTING FOR THE COCONUT KOSHER-NATIONALIST
>PUTTING COALITION AHEAD OF THE SHOOTERS
>HE VOTED PAST 6 IN THE SENATE
>HE DIDN'T VOTE FOR ALA
>HE DIDN'T VOTE FOR KATTER
Uppercut yourself my bloke
>>79458059
>tfw went to classes at uni with this degenerate
>>79458065
>seppos cuck posting
>implying trump hasn't said we're a special ally
http://www.afr.com/news/donald-trump-sees-australia-as-special-relationship-20160322-gnoxav
>>79457895
ALA are anti gun
>>79456361
there's better racist meme parties to vote for
>>79458059
I put em last mate. Stupid fucking party
>>79456900
>If my candidate doesn't win I'm leaving the country!
Why don't all liberals just move to Sweden?
>>79458065
>butthurt americlap
did an Aussie take your girl?
>>79458255
I like your shoes, pham. Bit chilly for shorts though imo.
>>79458296
4chan passes pay for this website, therefor everyone around the world that has one technically owns this website. How ever since this is an Australian Election thread you literally have no reason to be in here making vile slurping sounds you fat piece of shit.
>>79458477
Don't say that, he has his internet freedoms, he'll go all second amendment at your school if you're not careful.
>>79458477
R. I. P. Mandawuy Yunupingu
>>79456753
This and Medicare are the only reason I put Labor above Libs in preference
Fucking hate every other policy they have
Moot point though because the "how to vote" pamphlets Labor handed out for my electorate have two number 5 preferences so the entire senile elderly demographic aren't getting counted
RIP Labor in my area
>>79458477
>4chan passes pay for this website, therefor everyone around the world that has one technically owns this website
>therefor everyone around the world that has one technically owns this website
>implying that 4chan server can be split up among the world if An Hiro dies
>>79458323
>He doesn't like getting paid better for working Sundays
???
>>79458558
speaking of which, where the fuck is the video of the columbine shooters with that edgy rock music playing in the backgroud?
I swear it used to be on ED but I can't fucking find it anymore
Aussies
How does it feel to have Americans shitpost all over your election thread?
How does your own medicine taste?
Corralled in a queue to vote; this must be what it's like to check in to economy at the airport
>>79457158
>Melodramatic much?
50,000 refugees a year, he isn't being melodramatic at all. The greens don't even want to filter immigrants by skills or economic status, just let any useless unskilled cunt move here because who cares if it ruins your country, as long as no one is ever discriminated against in the slightest.
Anyone who votes greens should be taken out the back and dealt with swiftly. Bunch of over educated neckbeards that have zero life experience outside of a classroom.
>>79458586
kek, which division?
>>79456361
Ahhh, the day just isn't complete without the daily strayan shitpost.
>>79458766
Used to it, been having Canadians do it all week. Pretty much immune to it like how Africans are immune to aids.
>>79458766
Literally ignoring you guys right now, is this your best attempt at shitposting? haha
Honestly though if you actually start shitposting you will be severely fucking dealt with.
>>79458832
>Africans
you mean Scandinavians?
>>79458766
>shitposting
It's cute watching you try
>>79456361
Give me the tldr on your shitty penal colony politics.
>>79458901
Eh, what's the difference?
>>79458766
>hey chronic irredeemable shitposters, i'm shitposting in a thread full of you now! feel the bern
tho desu i skip any flags that aren't australian it's always americans talking about guns or other people who don't understand what anyone in the thread is talking about T B H
Because I want more science funding. Also I like the idea of segregating bikes from cars.
Vote 1 science/cyclists party.
>>79458614
No matter where the server is, doesn't mean the country owns it, it's the pass buyers that run and own it because without them this website can't ssutain on jap sex toy ads alone. Be more open minded or is your skull as thick as those paper walls you Americans have. We (pass users, like myself) fucking own you cunt.
>>79458766
Are you even trying though? Anyways doesn't matter we'll fucking stomp all over ya and get the last laugh as always.
i didn't get one election thing in the mail, first pamphleteer to greet me gets my vote
>>79458766
Doesn't bother me, in fact I appreciate that they're interested in our politics.
>>79459093
Democracy in action
Voted greens, suck a dick faggots
>>79457648
Katters the man, he got my vote!
put her at like 19 tbqh, still above all the major parties
>>79459063
I literally have a pass myself fgt
>>79458989
True...nowadays
>>79459093
Such conviction desu pham
I hope you are in a safe seat at least
>>79459093
It's usually Labor, where I voted it was labor out the front then the Palmer part behind them. I went for a drive to a different polling station and again labor, so I'm assuming it's labor first everywhere.
Voted for the Greens preferencing the ALP in the lower house and the Socialists > Sex Party > Pirate Party > Sustainable Party > Drug Reform Party > Greens in the Senate.
Looking forward to the Libcucks losing govt, the Greens holding the balance of power in the Senate and One Nation getting cucked as usual.
>>79458775
>live on the border of an electorate on the less populated side
>queue for my electorate is 5 people long
>also invisible
>bought a snag and got into the long queue
>had to scarf it down in a rush when they called me away to the short queue
>>79459093
i will write you a love note w/ squiggly letters if you vote ALA and one nation i will even put lovehearts on it
>>79459197
That is my experience as well, the Liberals seemed to be hovering down at the actual entrance to the hall itself
>>79459228
Good work pham I am proud of you.
>>79456361
But I am, anon.
Also
>Please explain
kekkles
>>79459265
If you write it on your flaccid willy and post a photo, I will
>>79459164
Did you vote because you genuinely like The Greens though? (I voted Green myself)
>>79459179
Yeah but how long have you had yours? I've had mine since they first came out so I've more than likely paid for more 4chan uptime than you anyways.
The biggest thing that annoyed me while voting wasn't how big the fucking Senate paper was or the shitty pencil we had to use, it was seeing so many people I know, it's a fucking Saturday, I want to stay at home fap and play videogames.
Guys should I vote above or below the line? my 6 are
LDP
One nation
fishers and shooters
Family first
what ever other right/populist party looks good
Libs/nationals
Labor
"socialist" alternative and other lefty parties
>>79459228
Liberals are literally fucking retarded. Not even their immigration views will convince me to vote them.
Voted Labor. Fuck you libcucks.
>>79459531
How did you fold it to get it into the ballot box?
>>79459399
nice try fag i'm savvy to your tricks
>>79459531
>spot a bloke I haven't seen in years
>he spots me and calls me over to chat
>forgot his name
>max sweaty
>>79459610
Long ways, really just wanted to shove it in there but the old hag at roll call was death staring me.
>>79456641
Love you mate. Lets save medicare.
>>79459562
above
>>79459610
dropped spaghetti to the lady standing at the box to fold it for me
>>79458187
>reza
?
>baby Asha
Attempted anchor baby gets deported. Boo hoo
>Nauru
>Manus
Both good things. Would you prefer us to end up like being Europe flooded millions of by """"refugees""""?
>cuts to women's services
Bloated services that achieve nothing. Men get nothing at all, maybe those strong independent women should learn to deal with it like men do?
>no treaty
Meme feel good issue. A treaty won't stop the Abos drinking themselves to death while blaming the white man lol.
>no marriage equality
Who cares? Hardly a priority.
>>79459823
Hnggggg
You fucking sperg
>>79459583
>Laborcucks actually believe this
Laughing at you faggots in denial while you're party lurches further and further to the left.
>>79459800
You mean Labor?
>>79459400
I voted Greens, they really are the only sensible party, all memes aside. They're not controlled by big business and mining companies to anywhere near the extent Labor and Liberal are, and thus their policies are made with actual Australian citizens in mind.
>>79456986
has this been shoop de whooped yet?
>>79459901
your*
>>79459562
>voting major parties in the senate
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO THIS???
Aside from ONP not being first and majors featuring, its okay.
>>79458187
Victorian detected
>>79459913
You realise the Greens get massive donations from some companies and a lot of unions now right? They're not the tiny one-issue party they used to be
>>79459400
>Yeah but how long have you had yours
on my second year
>>79458187
NICE WORK. It's actually funny seeing beyond the memes, a solid 40-50% of /pol/acks appear to have voted Greens lel.
>>79459953
well then tell me what to do m8, I'm sick as shit.
Pirate Party 4 Senate
>>79459901
I don't give a fuck. I value my health care over anything you stupid fuck.
>>79459913
>want to install socialism
>want to shut down factories entirely instead of seizing the means of production
pick one or remain infeasible as a political party
>>79460048
What state are you in?
>>79460048
Vote Green.
>>79460041
They're just shitposters
Good for you Aussies you spell Labor right. Is the commonality just fellow anglosphere kids rebeling against their parents?
>>79460247
Not all of us though.
>>79459913
>not controlled by big business
>tourism isn't a big business
>green energy isn't a big business
>universities aren't big business
Go
Fucking
Die
free fucking bbq where we at
>>79459993
To nowhere near the same extent as Lab and Lib. They are funded by Unions to a large degree, but that's FAR preferable to being funded by Gina Rinehart and co. Unions actually represent the interests of workers, not just shareholder's profits.
>tfw if we'd nationalised the mining industry under Gough (like Norway did) we'd have no national debt and billions of dollars in surplus
>instead all the profits flowed offshore and into Gina's Big Mac fund
>tfw when Ruddy tried to claim even a tiny bit of those profits back he got backstabbed by mining industry surrogates.
>>79460274
It's because one of the original founders of the Party was an American and wanted to separate the 'Labor Party' from the 'Labour Movement'
>>79456361
I'll give the old hag a preference just for the keks
>>79460048
Vote minor populist parties (Greens arent minor!!!) left or right, doesn't matter. Undermine the big three.
I threw Pauline a bone in the Senate. I just want fucking Liberal gone.
>>79460414
>Wasting your vote.
By doing so you lose your right to complain.
every time I go to the doctor's there's 50 refugees in the waiting room, suddenly medicare is unaffordale. colour me surprised
>>79460247
In any community there is at least one wanker and one dickhead. In some communities it's entirely wankers and dickheads.
In this case the dickheads emulate the wankers in order to be a dickhead to the greatest degree; while the wankers think they're among friends and become proud of their wanker heritage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOkGnfZU5eY
>>79460136
WA
>>79460453
I plan to, when you or the anon I replied too said do vote major parties in senate, does that mean not to do them at all if I vote above the line? I really don't want to stand around filling below the line. I really dispose both major parties but labor slightly more, greens the most.
When does shit start getting interesting? Like a real time counting of the votes like in Brexit
>>79456361
What kind of shitcunts hold an election on a Saturday?
>>79460072
This
I dont care who the fuck you are where you are from. You want to be taken care of when your sick and not have it cost ridiculous amounts.
>>79460503
You literally can't waste your vote with a preference system, dickhead
>>79460503
>preference voting
>wasting your vote
what did he mean by this
>>79460274
Nah its just the party spelled like that.
>>79460124
You realise they have virtually the same platform as the Governments of Scandinavia aka the most prosperous and advanced countries in the world? Their policies have been tested and work. Ind4 "hurr durr Sweden is fucked though". Sweden currently has higher economic growth than Australia and the US, and has a homicide rate that's the lowest in the world (0.8/100,000 vs 1.1 in aus and 4.5 in the US). IT WORKS. Get over it. Now let's see where a party with One Nation's policies have successfully governed a country: oh wait, there is none lel.
>>79456361
I don't vote, but you go ahead - you fucking robot.
>>79460621
The type of country that loves democracy.
We get 96% voter turnout.
>>79460503
I'm not wasting it m8, I'll do everything I can to ensure the Greens are last.
>>79460729
That's not much to brag about when you're required to show up to vote.
>>79460619
6pm eastern
>>79457919
Kek this happened to my brother in laws cousin. God damn knew Zeelanders just stop selling fucking pills and messing up the trams and you won't be deported for fuck sake.
>>79460654
>>79460669
What I mean is if he gave the ugly hag a [1] instead of [6] or [7], still sort of wasting a vote imo.
>>79460751
What ever The Greens aren't small anymore and I'm happy as long as we get a good amount of seats, if it's a big loss I'm fucking off anyways so not that big of a deal, you'll have to deal with it faggot.
>Australian media
Is this North Korea?
>>79460608
1. One Nation
2. Shooters
3. Australian Liberty Alliance
4. Christian Democratic Party (or choose your own non-major)
5. Australian Christians (or choose your own non-major)
6. Katter
There you go senpai
>>79460991
To be fair like 3/4 of that is owned by Rupert
>>79460704
It only works in culturally homogenous societies. We aren't one, and Sweden won't be one for much longer either.
>>79460704
>muh economy is the only measure of success
Sweden's culture and way of life is getting absolutely destroyed
Saudi Arabia has a good economy too, would you want to live there?
>>79460298
All those things are a massive benefit for the planet and our economy. They're not pandering to them, they just happen to align with the Greens values. Whereas Lib and Lab PRETEND to be for the average person, when their reliance on the mining industry prevents them from actually doing so. The super profits tax in it's original form would have been amazing for the average person, instead the mining companies shut it down. The carbon tax actually reduced emissions and the compensation made the average person better off. Now taxpayers are paying billions of dollars to polluters under "direct action" aka losing far more money than under the carbon tax, and emissions are still rising! That's because the policy was written by Gina and her mates, and was in no way intended to benefit actual Australians. The Libs want to cut employee rights and penalty rates not for the average person, but to appease their big business mates. They're fucked, and the Greens are infinitely better in most areas.
>>79461060
That bastard gets exactly what he wants every election because of the papers and stations that he owns
He must be stopped
>>79461007
>not putting a single primary in your preferences
this is how you waste a vote in a preference system
>>79460991
>NT News
>Coalition
Well none of their articles would agree with that endorsement
>>79461007
>4. Christian Democratic Party (or choose your own non-major)
I know we like to meme about being christians on /pol/ but these guys are full on fundies expecting all citizens to submit to God
I'm pretty confident Libs will win, though I don't really think they deserve to after the shit-heap term.
Labor just doesn't have the charisma or the pull. If Tony had stuck it out then Bill would have been on like Donkey Kong but Malcolm is just too cool for him to compete with.
They should have replaced Shorten ages ago for someone people might actually like.
>>79458701
With the Marilyn manson song in the background?
>>79460831
you get fines if you don't show.
>>79461086
>Only works in homogenous societies
M8, that's the shittest argument ever. Put aside Asians (who are generally richer than whites) and we're less than 5% minority. Scandinavia has far more minorities at this point, and are still doing better. That "homogenous coutries only" argument is the one that all spastics go to when they have no actual real facts or evidence It's just retarded.
>>79461186
>we should reward shitty major parties that will fuck you over in exchange for foreign interests and """"mum and dad"""" (beijing and shanghai) investors
Good goy
>>79461244
in general never vote for a religious party
Seperation of church and state is important; religious values are fine but not religious candidates
>>79459168
Fuck I couldn't vote for KAP so I voted Ricky Muir. Also gave Mansplaining Mitch Fifield one of my votes in the Senate.
>>79456361
>implying
GO YOU GOOD THING
>>79461162
as long as he keeps voting for the same guy as me Idc how much power he has :^)
>>79461092
Oh really? How many Swedish people do you know? I've met heaps at hostels and at my Uni and they all love their country. Sweden is still a lovely place, far better than 99% of the world. Remember, /pol/ memes are not reality. I would move to Sweden in a second if I could.
>>79461358
sorry I like my vote to be counted
>>79456817
>Because a country of rugged deranged criminals has turned into southern sweden
Not in the country.
They're worse than ever.
>>79461358
I didn't pick either (did't number either on the papers), Green all the way.
>>79456800
Working shit hours,
>>79458766
>How does your own medicine taste?
Like shit duh.
>>79461591
>>79461358
if you're going to do this vote below the line and donkey vote every single party you dont care about before whichever major party you dislike the least
optionally exclude the parties you dislike the most
if you do a 1-6 vote with no major parties (including greens) you are literally throwing your vote away
>>79457919
But nz you are trash
Pauline Hanson is legitimately an idiot. Australia has never had a sensible far-right party to vote for
>>79456361
gonna vote Hanson no1 now tbhfam
>>79461162
He also wanted Brexit
>>79460958
I remember seeing one kiwi whinging on the news about being deported because he was convicted of a crime. What did this cunt do? Armed robbery. Yeah, back to middle earth you go.
>>79461849
Yeah exactly.
Vote NXT
Orange state cunts
>>79459918
Is this 2003?
>>79460831
You dont have to enroll right?
>>79461908
>sensible far-right party
u wot m8?
>>79461963
Exact
>>79458323
Shit wages is the penalty for a shot job, not shit hours
>>79461522
>leftist uni backpackers are reflective of Sweden
No wonder you voted greens.
I've been to Sweden recently, there is an atmosphere of despair hanging across much of the country. The memes are obviously not reality, but they're close.
>>79461908
I might disagree with Farage, but you can tell he's an intelligent dude. Hanson is literally sub-70 IQ. She can't even pronounce "Australia" correctly and had never encountered the word xenophobic until she was past 40. How anyone could consider voting for her is astounding.
1. Animal Justice Party
2. Australian Sex Party
3. Socialist Alliance
4. Sustainable Australia
5. Science Party
6. Liberal
7. Labor
8. The "Greens"
9. Christian Democratic Party
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-01/natasha-griggs-makes-last-minute-change-to-how-to-vote-cards/7562368?WT.mc_id=newsmail
it's happening lads
>>79462324
i voted for her enjoy my massive sweaty cock in your face cunt
>>79461914
What a cunt.
>>79462328
>Sustainable Australia
The ironic thing is they're actually a low-immigration party, but they'll get a shitload of Greenie preferences from people thinking they're about renewable energy or something
>>79462324
Back before 9/11 she was banging on about how we should deport asians and all the vietnamese who came here after the war.
Now it's muslims.
It doesn't matter to the nationalists who it is, as long as they have a convenient scapegoat to be racist at they're fucking chuffed
>>79458766
you are shit at shitposting m8 you need some lessons
>>79460705
> people who vote are the robots
> not the people who abstain who are inadvertently voting for the status quo
Grow up.
>>79462324
IMO Its a pity she ever came to prominance, she was a false prophet and her failure discredited any far right agenda in Australia. It makes it harder for someone intelligent like Farage or Le Pen to stand up in Australia now.
>>79462533
>as long as they have a convenient scapegoat to be racist at they're fucking chuffed
yep you finally worked it out, get the fuck out of my country
>>79462084
back to /reddit/
>>79456361
MYSELF AND ALL US LADS DOWN AT THE SHED JUST VOTED ONE NATION.
>>79462540
lol
>>79462496
well low immigration is good for the environment actually, if the greens were actually green they'd be pro population control.
>>79462320
>Right-wing hacks are reflective of general Swedish opinion
Yeah, you realise that those "leftist backpackers" have the same political positions as their Country's ruling parties, aka the ones who were elected by a plurality of Swedes? You're the one who's interacting with the fringe minorities, m9. Fyi my half-brother is also German; they accepted even more refugees than Sweden, he lives in Berlin, volunteers helping them, and has 0 issues, definitely no tales of impending cultural destruction lel. You've OD'd on redpills and are divorced from actual reality.
Pauline
Shooters & fishers
ALA
Fred Nile group
Lib Dem
Some country party
Got a good feeling about right wing parties This term
Friendly reminder to take a Greens voting pamphlet and bin it in regular trash instead of recyclables
>>79462320
>there is an atmosphere of despair hanging across much of the country
muh feels
>>79462777
you're a monster
>>79462630
ok mate ill just get all me irish descendant relatives and go back home to the jolly green aye?
>>79462777
>tfw hot ex gf's sister always shills for greens where i vote
>tfw take the pamphlet and pretend to vote greens every time
>>79462777
Why?
>>79462447
>no grammar, general signs of retardation
You didn't even need to say her name and I would have already known, m8. You and Pauline are a match made in heaven.
I voted 1 One Nation
I wouldn't dare tell anyone though.
Katter
Shooters and Fishers
Some other Country party
Jacqui Lambie
ALP
LNP (gotta put in two major parties as a precautionary measure against Greens)
>>79462846
have fun hope you sink like those fucking animals floating in from indonesia did
Managed to convince my mum and my nan to vote One Nation
REMOVE MUZZIES
>>79456361
One Nation got some of my senate votes but I'd be lying If I said Pauline wasn't a fucking idiot who tarnishes the idea of a nationalist party
>>79461315
possibly yes
>>79462895
>muh grammar on 4chan
sorry forgot i was addressing the roman senate
>>79462709
>implying that 50,000 refugees is in anyway a significant driver of population growth
The Greens actually support population control through increased access to abortion and far more comprehensive sex ed and contraceptive access. That'll do far more than stopping immigration.
>>79462896
>I wouldn't dare tell anyone though.
At least you have the good sense to be ashamed.
>>79462932
Got the old man to not put greens second like Labor says
Well it's something right?
1. Shooters
2. Cyclists
3. Arts
4. (not important)
Fight me pooftas
DAILY REMINDER ANYONE THAT VOTED GREENS ARE PEOPLE THAT HAD TO GET A GOOK FOR A GIRLFRIEND
-t. based gookgutter lady
>>79462386
You guys, I think I want her to represent my electorate if you know what I'm saying
>>79463078
Nope.
>>79462904
Nice mad going there cunt, an irishman kill your granddad?
Or are you irish descendant too and so ashamed of your ancestry now that you're shitting red pills
>>79463034
Just fuck off
>>79463063
I tried to get my dad to vote for One Nation, but I don't think he will. He won't vote for the Greens or Labor though if that helps our nation.
>>79463078
>tfw gf is gook
>tfw when voted family first
i literally like any east asian that isn't chinese they're generally proud fantastic peoples that i admire
>>79463138
UN-AUSTRALIAN PIECE OF TRASH
>>79459913
>>79459971
>>79460072
>>79460159
cucks free helicopter rides for you all
>>79463179
>F-fuck off w-with your fact based policies muh feels are getting hurt
>>79458196
a sustainable australia is one that stops the boats and stops the coal sale to china
>>79458766
PLEASE WATCH OUR ELECTIONS BIG STRONG AMERICANS
NXT NXT NXT
Am I the only fucking centrist in this country?
>>79463218
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T BREED WITH HER LAD.
YOU HAVE A DUTY TO QUEEN AND COUNTRY.
>>79461849
I don't want my vote to go to a major party, if i wanted to vote for a major party i'd vote for a major party.
I imagine this is hard for you to understand, as you're probably a young hack, but fuck libs and labor, and fuck the greens too.
Only cucks vote for major parties, I would rather have my vote be exhausted than vote for a major party.
>>79462985
>some of my votes
you clearly have no idea how the Australian voting system works you fuckwit.
>>79463382
world's a divided place right now senpai
>>79463218
FUCK OFF RACE TRAITOR YOU ARE LITERALLY THE KIND OF FAGGOT TO THINK WITH YOUR DICK. I HATE YOU SO MUCH ALL ASIANS ARE FUCKING SHIT COME TO MY COUNTRY NSW TOWN FAGGOT NO CHINESE JUST HOARDS OF THESE FUCKING BROWN LOOKING ASIANS SHITTING ON EVERYTHING. NOODLE-SHOPS FOR YEARS HAVEN'T SEEN A BAKERY IN MONTHS
I SEE MORE WHITE BETAS WITH CHINKS EVERYDAY. MY GRANDFATHER AND FARTHER DIDN'T SHOOT EVERY KIND OF CHINK THERE IS FOR YOU DO THIS YOU KEK FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GAS THE YELLOW HORDE ANGLOSPHERE WHEN?
>>79463382
>NXT
They're just libcucks that aren't in the liberal party
I'm expecting to see this cunt knock both Cuckbull and Shortcunt the fuck out at the end of today.
>tfw you BTFO chinks and save Australia and get jobs for 2000 of your blackfella brothers
Don't forget Australian Liberty Alliance.
>>79463332
I agree with stopping the sale of coal to China.
We should be investing in power plants in China then selling the coal to our own plants cheap and to Chinese plants expensive; undercutting their businesses and then raising the cost of the energy after the competition is dead.
Y'know; exactly like they're doing to us.
>>79463509
hey i'm just doing what i can man ;_;
>>79462991
Its from Bowling from Columbine
>>79463546
Yes I agree good party Israel surely is our greatest ally as well
Thank god their against hate speech and denial of the holocaust
>>79463546
put them 1 in the senate because they seem like the only anti mass immigration party that isn't also insane
>>79463448
"I literally like to throw my vote away because I am a cranky child who can't exist in a world of hard choices"
you know, you aussies are a strange bunch. and this might sound odd, but it's like your entire country was founded almost like a business venture by the British. You have a totally unique, and frankly bizzare (but much fairer) democracy and voting system, you maintain a nanny state with some ridiculous legistlation reigning in on everything from importing toys, videogames, business, and guns, but still happen to have an incredibly red pilled, patriotic, and up front population. even in america, we tend to beat more around the bush hiding behind ideas of "freedom" and "liberty" but you guys will just flat out say what you think "Fuck these sodding muslim and brown cunts".
Youre a very charming yet honest people.... maybe not the most intelligent, but you've got far more common sense than a lot of other countries.
I'm considering raising my kid in Australia.... or England. I'd rather him get a legitmate education instead of the bullshit they get spoon fed here.
Also, serious question but why do you guys keep saying vote greens and labor? aren't they just liberal shit cunts? Why aren't you all on the ONP bandwagon?
pic unrelated
>>79463455
You nominate 12 senators you'd prefer to be elected and 12 senators get elected
Effectively, they got some of my votes.
>One nation were near the top of my Senate preferences
Is that better?
>>79463546
>It has my county's name AND 'liberty' AND 'alliance' in it. How can I not support that
Fuck I hate political parties
>>79463476
Fuck that. I'm tired of being called a fencesitter when I've picked a side, it's a third option called not being an extremist. There's no reason why we can't get the best of both apart from idiot rivalries. I'm tired of people acting like the middle ground doesn't exist.
>>79460991
most of it is owned by one guy so it's not surprising
>>79463034
>comprehensive sex ed
fuck that shit, the safe schools bullshit is fucked man.
>>79463713
>why do you guys keep saying vote greens and labor
i think they're paid to do it actually because nobody should be saying that in this neck of the woods
a lot of the nanny state stuff is memes btw
>>79463666
Nah go out and get some nice White chick
If you want to satisfy your Asian desire every now and then go fuck some prostitute. Your literlly destorying us by doing this
YOU FUCKING CUNTS GET MAD AND SCREAM OVER A FEW THOUSAND BOAT CUNTS BUT THEN ARE FINE WITH A BILLION INDIANS AND CHINESE
>>79463713
Wait to decide where to raise your kids, fellow burger. If we are made great again, this will be the greatest country to raise your kids on earth (at least in some white state)
>>79463511
> they're just liberals
Confirmed for having done no research. All their policies are closer to Labor than Liberal, but they're still closer to centre than literally every other party, fuck it sucks
>>79463666
I swear to god asians are almost as bad as the Islanders, sure, they don't commit violent crime, BUT THEY HAVE NO FUCKING SOUL AND ARE A MASSIVE INSECT HIVEMIND, AND THERE ARE SO FUCKING MANY. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO STICK YOUR DICK IN ONE
Wake me up
When the election
Ends.
I will most likely wake to Malcom Turnbull duck mcscroogeing all over the news. But I hope not
>>79464193
>they don't commit violent crime
>>79456361
Cause I was voting for Nationals and Family First.
>>79464349
keep hoping nigga you're fukkin doomed
>>79463993
Californian, bro. I remember almost being eaten alive during Highschool by the niggers and spics throughout. (I was one of 5 white kids in a school of 2000). No way I'm putting my kid through that. Trumps great, but this country is demographically shot.
>>79463713
Labor are alright when they're actually a party with Union interests first (ie. Bill Shorten) and absolute horseshit when they're a party co-opted by the Greens (ie. Kevin Rudd and Julia Gilliard)
Labor haven't been a Union focused party in the 20 years leading up to now so there's still a lot of leftover bias by reasonable voters towards the Liberals
Liberals are alright when they're co-opted by the Christian lobby but absolute dogshit when they're talking about axing Medicare and protecting Corporate interests (ie. right now)
Inb4 m-muh economy
The greens posters are 2 parts bait 1 part cross-posters from other boards (wankers)
>>79458766
Woe is us. However will we survive these American attempts to "shitpost"
Question for everyone in the thread.
Is a surplus good or bad? Why?
>>79463891
why would any of them vote labor though? Are they all just voting their paycheck.
also your public schools are pretty much white still right?
>>79464538 post related.
I remember getting mugged by a pack of niggers, and almost needing to shoot one once. If my kid has to run the risk of getting shot in highschool (whether it's by a nigger or an angsty Adam lanza type) I want no part in it.
>>79464422
Organized crime isn't the kind of crime the average citizen should be overly worried about
If an "asian" is committing petty crime then what you're dealing with is infact a south-east asian; which is different enough to receive the distinction
Tonight, I shall drink plenty of Liberal tears.
>>79464193
>they don't commit violent crime
you been to Melbourne m80?
1 ALA, 2 One Nation m8
>>79464943
As badass as that picture is I think it might be anti-nationalist propaganda mate
VB cans are a nice touch though; even if I don't approve of the artistic message I do appreciate the artistic vision involved.
>>79464943
Surplus is bad unless it exists in anticipation of an adversity.
t. Christian philosopher
>>79462777
kek trips someone must now do this
>>79465238
I wouldn't be surprised if it's some lefty cunt, but I like the costume regardless.
>>79465147
> not having sustainable
here let me help http://www.votesustainable.org.au/
>>79463713
Made this for you, good yank.
>>79465009
>also your public schools are pretty much white still right?
it's been a long while but when i was there yeah
odds of your kid being in danger are zero though but i'd heed local advice on which specific school to put him in
>>79456361
I voted for them. I put them at around 54th on my senate paper!
>>79465290
mate I posted it because I've already been out, voted and done that.
I've done it every election since I turned 18 and it's never failed to make me chuckle.
>>79465009
Whites yes but lots of immigrants, hard not to in a counyry like this. The biggest cunts in school were usually the bogans and the FUCKING WOGS, not really the asians or middle easterners
Fucking croats and serbs and greeks go from trying to murder each other to trying to murder everyone else. It was fucked.
>>79465361
lol found my new wallpaper. Thanks Ausbro.
>>79465354
idk i haven't voted yet but I plan on doing 1 ALA, 2 One Nation and then the rest meme parties
>>79464422
they're not lebs
>>79465009
A lot of our schools are very populated by asians but it's mostly rich asians who are just there to study and not start shit. It's quite difficult for any gang-types to get guns into the schools because of gun control laws, but that doesn't mean guns don't exist in Australia. Rather, there's a thriving black market for them but because of the costs it's more difficult for the average nutjob to just go buy one.
Kids should be fine though as long as they learn to handle the bantz.
>>79465419
the only people in my primary school and high school who were ever any trouble were the wogs
>>79465593
where were you? I heard in QLD and SA it was still pretty much all Whites. I can deal with Wops, cause I friggen am one (Italian-American with dual citizenship). Just genuinely concerned about my kids safety. My highschool was all niggers, and college had a shooting on campus. American school shooting memes are as bad as they sound.
>>79465728
Did you ever get the unholy yugoslav alliance in your school?
>>79465728
>>79465910
Can you elaborate? What's a WOG? is that a Yugoslavian? Never actually met one before, are they at each others throats?.
>>79464777
>Unions
>good
Pick one, commie scum
>>79466038
wog meant italian initially and these days it refers to lebanese
more or less "swarthy" people
>>79465900
> QLD is whites
Lol no, not unless you go rural. Lived on the Gold Coast when I went to HS, living in Brissy now, there's a suburb here, a large one with nothing but asians.
Won't get shootings, kids try to bash each other but as long as your kid isn't a dickhead he'll be fine. Might get a cunt come in high on meth try to stab someone but that's usually a teacher.
Just teach your kid how not to be a dickhead
>>79466038
Wogs are anyone from a country with a sea border on the Mediterranean
>>79465900
Brisbane is Australias whitest city (IMO, I've traveled all over Australia). All our cities have asians though in large quantities, maybe less over near Perth but no one gives a fuck about that isolated shit hole. Darwin is pretty nice too but boring.
WOGs are sort of like a cousin to the Turkroach in a way. Never met a WOG I didn't nearly knock out or want too, loud mouths and annoying to be around.
>>79466038
Wogs are anyone from Italy, Yugaslavia, Greece, Turkey or Lebanon. Basically Mediterranean cunts. Got a big population from post-ww2 immigration. They're cunts but seeing as you are one you probably know already what they get up to
>>79465900
QLD FNQ here.
Honestly I can't remember a single violence-related death at a school in the news for at least 20 years?
Worst thing was a stabbing down south but the kid who got stabbed pulled through okay.
Just look at where you're moving and see which schools you'd have to send your kids to and do some research online. Check out facebook pages of kids who go there for example.
>>79466198
Lol, what kind of school did you go to mate?
>>79466198
tfw when I moved to Brisbane 10 years ago there was no asians, only Islanders
the Islanders were okay for the most part as long as you weren't part of any of the white gangs in the area (I live in Kallangur AKA the poorest suburb in Brisbane without leaving the city)
Also you should never have been surprised to see Asians on the Gold Coast; it's a tourist town and Australia is the main tourist destination for most of Asia (which also means more of them here on work visas seek jobs there)
>>79466421
Benowa before they brought school catchments in, back when literally everyone wanted to go there. School was full up, had either 1400 or 4000 students. Don't remember. But yeah, christ, you had literally everyone from everywhere at that school.
>>79466656
What, Sunnybank didn't exist 10 years ago?
Alot of my mates voted for one nation including myself. Considering we are all uni students right wings looking pretty good.
Hot Memey OC coming in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVO8sUrs-Pw
Summer has come and passed
The Greens and gays can never last
Wake me up when Election ends
Like my father's come to pass
Three years has come so fast
Wake me up when Election ends
Here comes the reeeesults
Recorded from the Jews
Drenched in leftwing again
Becoming Melbourne now
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when Election ends
Summer has come and passed
The Greens and gays can never last
Wake me up when Election ends
Bring out the Riots again
Like we did when Spring began
Wake me up when Election ends
Here comes the reeeesults
Recorded from the Jews
Drenched in leftwing again
Becoming Melbourne now
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when Election ends
Summer has come and passed
The Greens and gays never last
Wake me up when Election ends
Like my father's come to pass
Three years has gone so fast
Wake me up when Election ends
Wake me up when Election ends
Wake me up when Election ends
>Rightfags vote lib cause they are afraid of some brown people coming over and squatting in NT
>Forget about how they let billionare Chinks buy up a fuckton Aussie land and real estate
Yes, worry about the asylum seekers who have to come by boat thousands of km away.
>>79463078
one nation can't be too anti-asian because too many followers have asian mail order brides.
>>79466818
Cringe.
>>79456361
who /libdemocrat/ here?
I don't care what race you are as long as you can support yourself and your family without fucking up the country
>>79467000
course it's cringy mate some shitty band from the 90's
that's what makes it a shitpost
>>79464538
>>79465009
Move to Montana or Nebraska then.
>>79466680
>Kallangur/Dakabin
>Dakabin High School is right next to the train station
>Everywhere to the North and West is half rural (until it reaches proper rural areas)
>1000+ students per grade
>half of them hicks
>the locals are bogans instead
>the hicks all pick up the bogan culture in their first year
>mum didn't listen to any of the many parents of my friends who told her to send my siblings to Pine Rivers or North Lakes High School instead
Terrible high school experience.
>>79466181
lol guess I'm a nigger then? my twin brother's blonde hair blue eyes and pale while I'm brown hair brown eyes and tan well. It's kinda bizzare honestly
>>79466353
I'm gonna look more into Brisbane desu, I've got a friend down there who could help set me up with work, or get me settled. If that's the Whitest state with civilization I'm more than on board. And I'm genuinely curious to see various segregated Euro communities. My father grew up in Chicongo during the 60s when there were still Irish Italian and Polish neighborhoods. He told me his grandfather gave my Aunt one piece of advice when she went to Highschool
"I'd rather you bring home a nigger than an Irishman"
That story always made me laugh.
Hope you guys don't mind yanks. I'm a little short tempered cause of my work environment, but I've been working on it, learning to chill and handle the bantz.
I think the wifey would be on board for moving to Australia.
>>79466943
/underrated
>>79467171
No I cringed at the fact you wasted your time on those lyrics let alone be listening to Green Day.
>>79467218
considered it, but the wife would probably murder me for not having anything to do. I'm happy going out alone and hunting/fishing, but she needs people.
>>79467350
just be glad its not panic at the disco m8
>>79467456
People like having a bunch of strangers around or a community of close friends? Because in the Midwest, neighbors actually know each other and the sense of community is very strong.
>>79467312
>State government Labor party leader for Queensland is the daughter of a Polish union and community leader
>read between the lines of Polish community/union leader
>Daughter of a Polish Mafia Boss
This is who people are voting for.
>>79467350
>I spent two two minutes of my life lying in bed eating left over pizza replacing lyrics to shitpost on /pol/
>I would of been lying there waiting for the thread to refresh anyway
>implying My shitpost hasn't worked and those two minutes are worth it now
Do what you must I have already won
>>79467723
They barely got in and they'll be out next election, guarantee it.
>>79467312
I think you best come over for a couple weeks first and see if you get a natural liking to the surroundings.
Get a feel, what about temperatures? they don't call Queensland the Sunshine state for nothing.
>I'd rather you bring home a nigger than an Irishman
What did he mean by that? I know a few Irish and they ain't bad, can't see how an actual n***** could be better.
I know a few actual Irish men and they're great company though not in long term amounts. Annoying and once drunk they lose what ever fun they provided.
>Hope you guys don't mind yanks.
You seem alright, your welcome for the wallpaper.
This yank can fuck off though >>79458766
>>79467896
Hope you didn't get pizza grease all over your keyboard, bad habit, good luck cleaning that oil shit off.
>>79468136
nah mate I dont like that she's leader but honestly anything is better than what Campbell Newman did to QLD health
I would vote greens before voting for any party retaining ties to Campbell Newman's government again.
>>79468292
the 60s were a different time, my father still hates the irish, their gangs apparently always started shit and were the loudest and most obnoxious out of the white ones. Blacks stuck to their own neighborhoods so my great grandad didn't see much of them I'd wager.
But looks like I'm touring kangaroo country this August now. thanks hombre.
>>79468292
just for the love of christ don't let those pakis take over.
>>79458793
Longman
Wyatt Roys seat
Woo another term of seeing this rich shit who has never worked a day in his life get a free ride
>>79468871
>were the loudest and most obnoxious
They still are.
>But looks like I'm touring kangaroo country this August now
I might suggest you try couch surfing https://www.couchsurfing.com/
Cheaper for one and you will meet Aussies and most likely make mates.
I used to host a couch and meet a ton of different people that were traveling from over sees, only troublesum one out of the 100 people I had was a Pakistani, he smelt and had an autitude and didn't say much, atleast he paid and left the next day.
