Late one night while taking a walk through the local park, an old mysterious man walks up to you and offers you a personal gift for helping him in a past life.
He opens his coat and presents to you 7 enchanted and cursed artifacts, of which YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE.
Which do you choose /pol/?
>1/7 coming up...
niggers
***The Dagger of Marcus Brutus***
>If you use this cursed dagger to kill people who have viewed you as a trust worthy friend, their life expectancy will be added to yours in addition to acquiring their knowledge and skills.
>Investigations on the deaths of those killed with the dagger will never point to you, but instead to others. (Unless their were witnesses or you were caught on camera)
>The dagger is indestructible and is extremely sharp, but it is also covered in a mysterious neurotoxin that causes instant paralysis (temporary) the moment it breaks skin.
1/7
***John Wilkes Booth's Flintlock Pistol***
>You gain the ability to summon a small mysterious pistol from a pocket dimension located behind your back.
>This pistol has the ability to 1 shot kill anybody within 10 yards, but reloading always takes 1 minute back in the pocket dimension.
>The pocket dimension is roughly the size of an average hiking backpack, so you can store other things inside if you'd like.
>You also gain the ability to do the world's fastest accurate draw.
2/7
*** Lee Harvey Oswald's Mannlicher-Carcano Rifle***
>This infamous rifle only comes with 15 special rounds, but when targeting someone through its scope (they need to be visible), it will always hit and kill them (within 1500 yards). No exceptions, you cannot miss. (The rounds hit with the kinetic energy of an Abrams shell)
>The rifle also produces no sound, making it impossible to locate where the shot originated from.
>After the 15 special bullets are spent, the rifle will cease to be enchanted and become a regular old rifle.
>The rifle scope has thermal vision and shows peoples names when aiming at them.
3/7
*** Simo Häyhä's Mosin Nagant***
>Although it does not give you the skill that Simo had, when wielding this legendary rifle you no longer require sleep, you don't need to eat or drink, freezing temperatures down to -100 degrees Fahrenheit can't hurt you, can't get sick (any illnesses prior to wielding the gun will still exist, but will disappear only while you're holding the rifle), won't age, and don't need to use the bathroom.
>In other words, this rifle allows a person to stalking a target for all eternity if they desire or alternatively gives them BIOLOGICAL immortality when touching it. (Must be skin contact)
>The rifle has unlimited ammo in its magazine and can be shortened to the size of the Obrez shown above, no less.
>The rifle also gives you night vision.
4/7
***Sun Tzu's Calligraphy Pen***
>When carrying this blessed pen you will be able to see the weaknesses, flaws, fears, and doubts of any person, country or organization.
>It will also let you see there 1 biggest darkest secret.
>This pen will basically allow you to see how a person, country or organization can be destroyed.
5/7
***Napoleon Bonaparte's Saber***
>This beautifully decorated saber allows the owner to gain a heavenly level of charisma and trust. So much so, that the owner of the saber will gain the ability of any 15 military or federal officials of any government, and 100,000 troops of any military on earth. (They can be mixed matched troops from multiple militaries)
>The loyalty and respect of these 15 officials and 100,000 troops is forever unbreakable. They will fight to the death and will never doubt your orders.
6/7
***Gavrilo Princip’s FN M1910***
>This demonic pistol comes with 3 special rounds that when fired into the ground of whatever country you're currently in, will cause foreign countries to declare war and ruthlessly attack until it is nothing but ash.
>This pistol is also indestructible and never jams. It also has the ability to feed any pistol ammo.
7/7
>>71070739
This one.
>>71071121
I take the fucking Saber
>>71071121
Napoleon's Saber. Going to make Germany Groß again!
>>71070678
>>71071002
Immortality vs knowledge, the only two options here, i would choose immortality, so that i can have unlimited time in this world.
i would even open a suicide shop where people can come in so i could kill them.
>>71070604
This thread has way more thought and work behind it than half the boards combined, or it is the weirdest datamining scheme of all time.
Probably both.
Also, I choose 5.
Mods just deleted my thread.
Guess they don't know why moot put 4chan on flarechan to begin with.
>>71070604
you spent a lot of time copy and pasting this information.
here is your (you)
>>71071121
>heavenly
So, I guess no on the undead army, huh.
Still, the saber is GOAT because it gives you an army, 15 top officials, and Jesus level charisma.
>>71071898
It's just a CYOA game I made for /tg/, it still needs work. I know I made some spelling mistakes so I'll fix them later.
But I'm curious to see what /pol/ chooses.
Nice thread, OP. It's refreshing.
>>71071262
Dammit NERF THIS magic man
>>71070911
This one is awesome. I would shorten it and shove it down my pants so I can live for centuries.
Ok, fine I would also fuck it.
>>71072302
It's not that OP, it's basically letting you destroy any 3 counties on earth, but with the catch if having to be in them to trigger it.
>>71071002
The pen, hands down. With this you can essentially have any power, any thing you'd want through blackmail or negotiation. You would essentially have access to whatever knowledge you wanted and could overthrow the NWO or rule as you wish. Knowledge is power. You could use it to destroy the GOP and MAGA if you wanted.
All the others don't even come close. The pen is hands down the best choice.
>>71071002
I am picking that. It seems dope af.
>>71072561
The ramifications of wiping out an entire country extends far beyond what the other weapons can do. Compared to the other weapons its unbalanced.
>>71070911
Even if all that the gun did was allow you to no longer require sleep I would still take it over the other artifacts.
>>71070678
I'm willing, now I just need to get some friends. I'd probably go around befriending homeless people.
The pen and sword could be the most interesting/history-making if used correctly.
>>71072738
Make Canada Great Again. It's too big a wall. and we don't want it.
>>71072945
True, but you have to remember that their is still the challenge of smuggling the pistol into a country you're trying to destroy.
>>71070678
This one is probably the most overpowered. Expect it to be nerfed in the next patch.
>>71071262
PLANE TICKET TO ISREAL PLX
>>71070604
take this bullshit back to /b/
sage
>>71073053
This too. Find out Weedman's darkest secret and expose it and the corruption of the Liberals, red pill the masses, and put the conservatives in power. If they start going astray send an anonymous letter that what happened to the libs can happen to them too. That should keep them in line.
If only it was that easy to MCGA.
>>71072945
How are you going to accomplish anything by destroying 3 countries?
Even if you destroy the 3 most degenerate countries in the world, there will always be more. And if you're not going to destroy the most degenerate, then what's to gain?
>>71073056
>smuggling a pistol
>into America
>one of the most powerful and influential countries
>>71073038
>homeless people
>trustworthy friends
smhtbhfam, bad plan. It's honestly a pretty good drawback. You have to trust them, not the other way around. Even if you always planned to kill them, you won't get their lifespan unless you let them in. And you aren't going to be able to only kill shitty people, either.
>>71070678
Morally demanding, but highly rewarding
>>71070739
Destructive ability is limited, but extremely creative
>>71070835
World's greatest master assassin
>>71070911
Biologically immortal rifleman
>>71071002
The asshole that knows your secret deviant shit and where to hit you to make you tap out.
>>71071121
LITERALLY HITLER
>>71071262
Enormous amounts of destruction at the risk of imprisonment from smuggling a pistol
>>71070678
Gaining life expectancy AND knowledge/skills is a little OP.
>>71073410
>If you use this cursed dagger to kill people who have viewed you as a trust worthy friend
I don't have to trust them
>>71070678
This by far this. Befriend child (they trust anyone), kill them, gain massive ability to learn (Like a child can) + 80 years life. each time.
Not only that, it can't be traced to you easily.
>>71073679
Oh, I read that wrong. OP should reverse it, though I like the limit more the other way around.
>>71070911
This. Biological immortality and night vision.
>>71070678
ACTUALLY, HAVE a child, have them study 1 thing vigorously while they're alive, kill them at 15-16.
>>71073826
On the other hand, you're going around killing children.
One day you're gonna slip up and get caught.
>>71073826
>>71073896
>killing children
Very rewarding, but extremely evil.
This is the flaw about the dagger, it's morally corrupted.
>>71071002
Gotta be the dark arts for me. Chances are with this badboy I could still beat >>71071121
>>71073986
The thing is, it's a justifiable evil. With biological immortality and knowledge you can shape the world however you want. Well worth the cost.
>>71073896
My gawd, sometimes I forget where I am. Still 10/10 answer.
>>71074227
>killing children is justifiable
I don't think many people will agree with you anon
>>71074077
The carcano sniper is the most powerful in terms of killing all the rest of the artifact wielders
>>71074365
But you gain their abilities and life, and if there's no witnesses, it can't be traced to you.
If you don't want to kill someone you care about, you could adopt a random nigger baby, kill it, and leave it in the trash bin, and say he's gone missing.
The only real risk I see is if you accidentally cut yourelf with it and pass out for a while.
>Control+F
>whadduyuh buyyin
Plebs.
>>71074924
>RE4 quotes
>not plebian
Pick one.
>>71070911
take the mosin naggat, keep living my life as a normie without sleeping
>>71070678
Dagger, duh. Demon blades that steal life are the best.
Will the demon in it start talking to yoiu when it's powerful enough?
>>71073830
It's more thematic as is. It's about betraying a trusting friend.
>>71073986
Blades with steal life are very evil. If you even consider using such a thing you sure won't be worshipping The Shining One but you could praise Trog, praise him forever.
>>71071262
Good luck trying to get that thing into isreal.
I only enter in this thread for the pic of Resident Evil
>>71075194
Are Italians really white?
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