>Bernie Sanders walks into a bar
>"Who here wants a free beer?" he yells
>the patrons roar in unanimous agreement
>Bernie Sanders pulls out a gun and points it at the man behind the counter
>"Now give everyone a free beer or I blow your fucking brains out" he says
>"Who the hell do you think you are?" asks the proprieter
>"A Democratic Socialist" says Bernie
>>71063856
>Bernie Sanders walks into a bar
>"Who here wants a free beer?" he yells
>the patrons roar in unanimous agreement
>Bernie Sanders pulls out a gun and points it at the man behind the counter
>"You there, barkeep. You have been exploiting your low income customers with beer that is highly marked up way above what is fair. Starting today you are going to lower that markup and to make amends give everyone a free beer"
>"Who the hell do you think you are?" asks the proprieter
>"An American" says Bernie
>>71063856
I get it
>>71065267
I don't get it
>>71065267
>Offering a product that people are willing to pay the agreed price for
>Exploiting
This is what Bernouts actually believe
>>71065492
This tbqhwy laddie boys.
>>71065267
>Bernie Sanders walks into a bar
>shortly dies after reaching the counter from a stroke
>>71065267
>"You there, barkeep. You have been exploiting your low income customers with beer that is highly marked up way above what is fair. Starting today you are going to lower that markup and to make amends give everyone a free beer"
>But I will have to pay my employees less and they will quit
>>71065267
>the exchange of goods and services is exploitation
I smell niggers
>>71065362
This.
>>71063856
>Bernie Sanders walks into a KFC
>"Who here wants to fuck my wife?" he yells
>the patrons roar in unanimous agreement
>Bernie Sanders pulls out his wife
>"Now everyone fuck my wife or I blow you" he says
>"Who the hell do you think you are?" asks the proprieter
>"A ckuck" says Bernie
>>71069907
Kek
>>71063856
>Gutman immediately gets his head blown off by the shotgun Based Bartender keeps by the Scotch
>Everyone gets a round anyway
>>71065267
>>71067487
>>71065703
kek
>>71063856
Democratic Socialists are awesome.
>>71063856
>Bernie Sanders walks into a bar
>"Who here wants a free beer?" he yells
>the patrons roar in unanimous agreement
>Bernie Sanders pulls out a gun and points it at the man behind the counter
>"Now pour this beer down the drain because alcohol is haram or I blow your fucking brains out" he says
>"Who the hell do you think you are?" asks the proprietor
>"A Democratic Socialist" says Bernie
>>71063856
>Bernie Sanders walks into a pharmacy
>"Who here wants free prescription coverage?" he yells
>The patrons roar in unanimous agreement
>Bernie Sanders pulls out a gun and points it at the pharmacist behind the counter
>"Now give me like ten bottles of Geritol or I will poop my Depends and leave the dirty diaper on the counter" he says
>"Who the hell do you think you are?" asks the pharmacist
>Bernie Sanders suddenly has a heart attack
>Donald Trump walks into a bar
>"Who here wants a free beer?" he yells
>the patrons roar in unanimous agreement
>Trump pulls out a gun and points it at the man behind the counter
>"Raise the price of your beer by 50% and nickel and dime these peasents. You are the only bar in town you should be charging much more since you can"
>"But Mr. Trump you promised them free beer? Did you you really just change your mind in seconds and lie? Also there are tons of bars in the area if I raise my prices I will get killed"
>"I own fucking Casinos you little shit don't lecture me"
>"Didn't they go bankrupt?"
>"You shut the fuck up you low energy shit and do what I say"
>"Who the hell do you think you are?" asks the proprieter
>"A traditional conservative" says Trump
>Bernie Sanders walks into a bar
>"Who here wants my wife?" he yells
>the patrons roar in unanimous agreement
>Bernie Sanders pulls out a gun and points it at his wife behind the counter
>"Now give everyone a free blowjob or I blow your fucking brains out" he says
>"Who the hell do you think you are?" asks his wife
>"A cuckold" says Bernie
>>71065362
i think the point is someone needs to suffer if you give out free shit
>>71071125
low energy b8
>Hillary Clinton walks into a bar
>she pulls out a gun
>shoots everyone
>the media ask her about her involvement
>"I knew nothing about this bar shooting and to be perfectly honest the whole shooting is an exaggeration done by Republicans to undermine me and my fellow Democrats"
>>71063856
>Bernie
>owning a weapon
>>71071125
0/10 work on your meme game
>Jeb Bush walks into a bar
>"Who here wants a free beer?" he yells
>the patrons roar in unanimous agreement
>Jeb Bush pulls out a turtle and gives it at the man behind the counter
>"Now give everyone a free beer or I air negative ads about this place" he says
>"Who the hell do you think you are?" asks the proprieter
>"Please clap" says Jeb
>>71071919
I'm not a Bernout, but he likes hunting, right?
I mean he doesn't do it himself, but he doesn't mind it?
>>71065267
>exploitation
THERE'S THAT WORD AGAIN
>>71072061
Nonon is CUTE!
>>71063856
>>Bernie Sanders pulls out a gun and points it at the man behind the counter
>the barkeep exercises his 2nd amendment rights and defends himself
>one less commie
>>71071125
Weak as fuck tbqh
I mean Trump could pay for the beers
>>71071919
He was less antifun than hillary in the last debate.
>guns dont kill people, hill
>fuck you. We should be able to sue gun manufacrurers for their guns killing poor chilluns at sandy vagina
>2019
>at a bar
>wearing my government mandated anti-rape chastity cage and anti-rape shock collar
>already bought 5 women drinks as has been decided is the minimum by the Sanders Committee for Social Justice
>accidentally bump into a woman while not paying attention
>my shock collar goes off, sending me flailing to the ground in agony
>she screams RAPE and starts macing me
>the bouncers of the bar start kicking the shit out of me
>they throw me into the street where the government funded Anti-Privilege Brigade is waiting for me
>forcibly restrain me and implant a slow-release estrogen pill into my anus.
>my privilege falls out of my pockets
