HAPPENING Prediction Thread
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There's been a disturbing lack of happenings lately, so let's pool some meme magic and roll for happenings.
Trips decide the next happening.
>>79369048
>rolling for mudslime chimpout
>>79369263
Trying again.
>>79369048
Everyone in the world will suddenly realize that all of are conflicts are petty and self defeating and we will all join hands and be one people. At the same time true AI is discovered in a lab somewhere and it creates quadrillions of nanobots that disintegrate our entire civilization and use the collected particles to create a machine that allows it to transcend 3D reality an conquer the hyperverse.
>>79369263
FINAL WEEK OF THE RAMADAMALINGATHON!
San Francisco Castro district is my prediction because they already made threats against them due to the gays.
>>http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jun/28/isis-threatens-las-vegas-san-francisco-site-specif/
>>79369048
Los Angeles terrorist attack
BETA UPRISING REEEEEEEE
Terrorist attack in france
False Flag crazed lunatic autist white male shooting
Lets get some zombies up in this bitch!
>>79369048
Cascadia subduction zone big one. get
Terrorist attack in brazil Olympics
North American version of EU announced
>>79369048
No no no I don't want any happenings this week, my mom's on a business trip in Berlin. i expect her to become redpilled but hopefully not lethally so.
>>79373299
Welp looks like Kek commands it. WIR KOMMEN HIER BERLIN
Hillary indicted
Rolling for Civil War.
>>79373299
>tfw my parents were in Sweden and Germany for a month vacation
>They even went through Malmo and probably nothing happened to redpill them
What a shame
>>79369048
Jeb steals the repub nom
[black bars]and wins the general[/black bars]
>>79373299
Your mother's business trip was foretold by ancient kek oracles millenia ago, it is a turning point in kek's comming.
I'm bored enough.... let's say:
/pol/ gets purged by flooding it with pedofiles and shitposters to the point where it really is /b/ mk.2. And seeing no need for another /b/, /pol/ is removed and strict anti-politics global rules are put in play
>>79369048
California big one.
>>79373833
>filtering an ocean of shit and piss to get water
I think the sun exploding is a quicker happening
East Asia has been relatively lightly touched compared to shit going on elsewhere. So let's go with North Korea doing another type of dong missile test and rhetoric/behavior that increases tension in the region. Maybe another artillery duel
>>79369048
Teror attack at the Euro 2016 final game
>>79373833
you've doomed us all
Nuclear weapon misfire.
>>79374098
Rerolllllll
My ass after I have a big drinking session with the lads
>>79374056
I've never understood this scene, why is the statue of liberty by the sea and next to a cliff? where could this geographically take place realistically? hate stupid ass movie shit
>>79374056
>>79373415
You do realize the OP says Trips right?
Series of conventional attacks in Europe culminating with a dirty bomb in Turkey/else where in the ME.
Meme magic is the most retarded shit ever. Keep on believing in it though, mindcucks, your delusional sense of accomplishment only guarantees your inability.
Major earthquake coming, I can feel it.
>>79374272
Reroll.
>>79373661
They're probably used to their homes being permanently enriched, so nigger hordes in Sweden won't disturb them.
My mom was initially uber-bluepilled and we couldn't even communicate about immigration due to the difference in our views, but terrorist attack after terrorist attack she has started to agree with me more. Before she left for the trip she even joked that she may not come back.
Something safe. Like more mass rapes.
Rolling for the big one
FBI publicly recommends that Hilary gets indicted
First Major ISIS attack on U.S. soil coming this Sunday.
Rolling for Yellowstone
>>79369048
German people genocided by forced interbreeding with inbred middle easterners.
>>79374699
that's already happening, german women are fucking whores for brown dick just like the swedes
A terror attack happens on a liberal news building.
King nigger becomes supreme leader of America.
>>79374544
so close
Turkish and Russian forces clash in Syria is even trips
China and Japan Clash in the South China Sea if odd trips.
Cascadia earthquake with tsunami
Justin Trudeau gives Canada back to the natives and orders all whites to pay oppression tax to support Africa and climate change.
Reroll: give me an accidental detonation of nuke, wherever
>>79373299
>>79374544
>>79375099
GIB ME FUCKING TRIPS ALREADY
probably total annihilation of the west
Some stupid inbred muslim will try something on the 4th. Probably at some fireworks display. Liberals wont care, rest of America enraged. Trump wins.
>>79375162
I got you.
There is a dirty bomb set off somewhere in Europe.
Olympic terror attack in Rio
>>79375216
maybe partial collapse without recovery
>>79369048
Largest death count. Europe. The beginning of Kek's purge
Bernie Sanders supporters riot at GOP convention and destroy a town like a bunch of niggers.
Anime becomes real.
Obama signs an executive order allowing Mexicans free travel into the US.
>>79369048
Texas secedes from the union
This training scenario seems really specific...
(((TIN FOIL INTENSIFIES)))
Washington DC
>>79375500
>dub dubs
>still no trips
Fucking hell. Kek give me guidance!
Hillary is put on trial
>>79375634
REEEEEEEEE
KEK I WANT TRIPPIES NOW!!!!!!
Jade Helm 2 Electric Boogaloo results in some shit. I give up.
George Soros dies of a heart attack
Trump wins
Nigger bukake chimpout
>>79369048
>two major terrorist attacks in two weeks
>lack of happenings
Wut
>>79375162
That has to mean something.
The Pope makes out with some monastery boy
Trump wins. Hillary indicted. Bernie dies. Removal of kebab. Liberals die.
London? London.
False flag to undermine Brexit
Huge fire over skies of Berlin, millions perish
>>79369048
One more terrorist attack in Europe before the end of Ramadan.
Nuclear habbening in Middle East. Mass immigration flood. Europe under siege. Trump wins.
>>79376148
Or as soon as Ramadan ends.
Some niggers die in Chicago? Fuck!
I get a girlfriend this month.
>>79369048
$Hillary gets indicted and the TPP gets BTFO
brexit cancelled
Either US Presidential candidate wins. Riots escalate into civil war.
Crazy white guy tries to assinate Hillary. Major lanslide victory for her, huge gun bans, liberal destruction of the world.
>>79376292
RE(EEEEEE)
Rolling for $Hillary indictment
>>79374483
Re-roll
>>79376214
Outrageous!
EMP
Rerolling for $Hillary indictment
>>79369048
Putin's visit to Finland will take a really dark turn.
Terrorist attack. Germany.
DAMN IT, I NEED A $HILLARY INDICTMENT
Death to Islam
rolling for hillary going to jail and dirty bomb in europe
KEK WILLS IT
Loretta Lynch gets fired for conspiring to keep Hillary out of jail
Finland joins Russian federation due to negotiations gone wrong.
Terrorist attack on Canada. Huge death toll.
a woman finds a potato chip resembling donald trump in a bag of chips.
>>79376671
rerrol
WW3
Venezuela invasion or coup
Obama shuts down 4chan
>>79376728
this deserve my roll
Finnish PM assasinated
More countries will exit the EU, EU will collapse.
Trump will be elected, bring white nationalism back to the west.
Aussies will continue shitposting.
Trudeau will be executed for crimes against decency.
>>79372664
Bah, IS never gives distinct attack plans
Anyways, just like every other attack, "intelligence" will say that had no info on an upcoming attack
>>79376728
god i'm bored lets make it happen
Nukes
>>79369048
Frexit
>>79376780
i could roll with that
>>79369048
>>79375228
Yeah, the 4th is a few days before the end of Ramadan
I don't know about other fireworks displays, but there is usually no security at the entrance at the ones I've gone to in SoCal. There are cops patrolling, but not much else.
>>79376756
>>79376706
>>79376553
Reroll for all 3
Tom Cruise Murdered
>>79369048
American economy collapses. Either foreign occupation takes place or the US Military occupies domestic soil.
Either way we all end up in camps.
rolling for sky king and actual broken arrow happening
>>79376886
Fuck, so close.
Allah snack bar.
Fuck Mexico.
Niggers develop nukes
Slaughter
>>79376894
did anyone actually got trips in this tread?
also sky king sky king do not answer
Yellowstone.
>>79369048
Olympics
>>79376706
>>79376756
>>79376553
These + WW3
Reroll
Last roll for US Civil War, part deuce.
Code Red
Everyone has a lovely day.
Farage becomes PM and declares race war.
obongo chokes on little girls dick
Seventh Trumpet
Come on Cali big one!
Come on Kek, give us YELLOWSTONE.
>>79369048
weather related
>>79369048
Riots at the DNC, emergency elections held, Trump sworn into Presidency as anti-communist militias rise up in blue states, Sacramento (Capital of Commiefornia) is taken over by right-wing nationalists, military sides with the nationalists, the UK becomes the 51st state, but each section of the UK (Britain, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland), Australia and it's territories become states as well (ie New South Wales becomes state #55, etc.). WW3 stops before it even begins are Russia, the New American Republic, China, and South Korea take over the world. Russia gets Europe, China the rest of Asian, Korea gets Japan and North Korea and some islands, then the US gets Africa and kills all nigs.
Assassination
Race war
>>79376711
I want this, trips pls
>>79369048
Russia will release Hilary's emails in October
Leftist Fascists Rising in North America
sorry boys
Death of Queen Elizabeth II
>>79377153
>tfw not good enough for kek
May the lord give me a second chance. Praise Kek
alliance
English civil war
+Putin gets assassinated along with the Finnish PM
>>79369048
Explosions in Brussels, Paris, Berlin. Hopefully after my interrail trip is done.
>>79377209
>>79377153
rip my hopes and dreams
Martial law
>>79377184
Re-roll then. Turn the entire flag red!
brexit genocide
>>79377249
Okay, I'll settle for Brussels. Not touching Belgium with a stick anywho.
Hillary Clinton announces George Soros as running mate
Half life 3
No going to sleep until trips are confirmed. Need to rest comfy.
$Hillary indictment and race war
Iceland sinks, disappears from maps
>>79377153
Rollerino
Canada's flag turn totally red. Blooduex...Blooduex....Blooduex.
Absolutely nothing happens.
/pol/ filled with happening threads and it turns out to be nothing every time
Make America Great Again
Israel gets nuked
>>79369048
We Make America Great Again.
>>79377334
Wew lad
Lynch recuses herself from Clinton investigation
Still no indictment
Mass resignations at the FBI
>Austria leaves the EU.
>Van der Bellen steps down.
South China Sea, shots fired
Technology
>>79377777
>>79377555
There it is.
>>79377555
FUCKING WITNESSED PRAISE KEK
>>79377555
WINRAR
>>79377555
G fucking g lad
an extremist vegetarian kills someone at the next trump rally
>>79373299
>mfw my mom went on a business trip to Saudi-Arabia, and after she came back she had nothing but complaints about how arabs are lazy as fuck, disorganized and dumb, and for the rest of the year she complained all the time about the economic migrants in Finland
no face.
>>79377555
wew
>>79377555
WITNESSED AUSTRO ANTI KEK SQUAD
>>79377555
EU IS COMING DOWN!
>>79377627
Well shit
>>79377627
Last roll
>>79377597
may kek let Trump destroy crooked hillary in the debates
>>79369048
I hate to say it but I think there will be an ISIS event in London. Formal dress will not be required, but bodybags will be provided.
>>79377555
THAT'LL FUCKIN' DO
PRAISE KEK
MAJOR TERRORIST ATTACK IN LA 2000+ DEAD
>>79377153
This tho
>>79377777
Cali big one get!
>isis terror attack in russia
>no one in the west gives a fuck
Satan reveals himself on the second of September
>>79377555
yeehaw
>>79377746
>>79377746
rerolling for this
>>79377885
well!
>>79377555
I can hang out with this development.
PRAISE KEK
Still think ISIS is going to pop up again soon, and I don't think they're pleased about Brexit.
Keywords: Saddiq Khan
>>79377627
This tho
Nice.
>>79369048
Alaska becomes declares independence, napas sical-backs and muzzies burn down the lower 48 out of pure salt since we'll have the best welfare, health care and a standard of living wage
>>79369048
Putin launches a nuke.
>>79369048
EU bureaucrat sexscandal
One of the US presidential candidates dies
>>79369048
I cant believe you guys have not picked up on Ron's newest antics
>>79378206
At you.
>>79378444
DUDE STOP
rockymountainantifa.blogspot.com/2016/06/july-1-manda-trump-la-chingada-send.html
Antifa kills someone at Trump's next rally which sends him directly to presidency.
>>79378444
Shillary get
>>79378444
HILLARY KILLS HERSELF IN A PRISON CELL
>>79378444
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Merkel assassination attempt
>>79378812
fugg
Dirty bomb in the Vatican
Repeating digits and Hillary's mugshot will be he front page of every media outlet next week
KEK WILLS IT
>>79369048
hillary suicide
>>79379112
noooo
>>79379112
trump suicide (homicide by hillary)
>>79378444
donald drumpf btfo. Literally
>>79369048
>Brexit
>Turkroach bombing
OP is a faggot
>>79377555
>>79378444
we have 2 happennings at the moment
>>79378444
WTF
>>79369048
Hofer get elected
>>79377555
KEK has spoken
NZ will become politically relevant.
Merkel will be killed by Soros for rushing the migrant invasion too soon, and then Soros will kick the bucket shortly thereafter. Hofer will become leader of Austria and Austria will leave the EU, followed by Orban in Hungary. Hillary will be indicted allowing Trump to easily pick up the presidency and the now slowly rising right-wing sentiment across the globe will work with China and Russia in destroying Islam.
Check 'em.
>>79379333
welp
>>79379333
KEK WILLS IT
REROLLING
Merkel will be killed by Soros for rushing the migrant invasion too soon, and then Soros will kick the bucket shortly thereafter. Hofer will become leader of Austria and Austria will leave the EU, followed by Orban in Hungary. Hillary will recieve an FBI-backed citizen's arrest allowing Trump to easily pick up the presidency and the now slowly rising right-wing sentiment across the globe will work with China and Russia in destroying Islam.
Oh and also,
PRAISE KEK
>>79379333
KEK WILLS IT
IT SHALL BE DONE
Mexico became stronger and invades US
Mitt Romney last minute candidacy 3rd party nominee
>>79379333
>>79377555
WEW LADS
Btw, Merkel will go missing and resign when she reappears.
>>79379666
As if beaners would do anything
>>79379666
NO
IT CANT BE HAPPENING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79379703
Merkel's dindu sex tape leeks
>>79379666
OH SHIT KEK WILLS IT
Kekkagolypse/Chiragnarok on the 4th
>>79379666
Invading the US doesn't mean they win.
>>79379907
>79379907
DUBBS
>>79379921
Cof cof, Francisco Villa
>>79379666
Mexico loses.
>>79379995
Off by one
>>79378444
>mfw it's sanders
>>79379995
Mexico wins because they already taken over Cuckafornia Cuxas and Americuck is going to self immolate to appease their false god of suicidal egalitarianism.
>>79379995
>999
KEK WILLS IT WITH THE TRIPPS
Ok, let's go for tripps:
Mexico will loose and the peace accords will be signed in Mexico City. Mexico will be completely demilitarized besides an efficient anti-cartel force and will essentially become a dumping ground for all of the Mexicans waving "Make America Mexico Again" signs and whatnot during a Trump presidency.
>>79369048
Mass gay rape in Sweden
>>79378444
pls be Bernie
>>79380200
DUBBS
I CAN FEEL MY ENERGY LEVEL RISING
REROLL
Mexico will loose and the peace accords will be signed in Mexico City. Mexico will be completely demilitarized besides an efficient anti-cartel force and will essentially become a dumping ground for all of the Mexicans waving "Make America Mexico Again" signs and whatnot during a Trump presidency.
>>79369048
>Highest scoring American shooter kills many sodomites within the past month
>brexit victory
>Turkey bombing by ISIS
>"disturbing lack of happenings"
HOW MANY HAPPENINGS DOES THIS MAN NEED?!?
>>79379666
With military, or will it be a Mexican immigrant crisis?
>>79380259
>not Hillary so Trump wins by default
>>79378444
REROLLS ARE NOT BLESSED BY KEK
GET KEKED IDIOT
>>79374254
Visual storytelling m8, suppose to make you go >OB GOD FREEDUM TOWER, THE STATES HAVE FALLEN
>>79369048
>There's been a disturbing lack of happenings lately
Are you retarded? Just look at what's happening in Britain to get an idea of how stupid you are - but I guess, as a burger, you're too ignorant to understand Britain.
Rollin' for a revolutionary army attacks in London
Kek Dies for us.
Kek gasses the kikes for us
Kek cucks the cockz
Hillary is kill.
IRA attacks London.
BBCs fall from the sky and impale every living thing in the butt and vagina.
>Rolling for civil war in europe.
>>79377555
>>79379333
Confirmed
Cartels taking over the Olympics stadium
rolling for race war in france
>>79377555
Kek truly is kind.
>at work today
>hear several planes flying low overhead
>delivery guy calls me out the back, saying "you've gotta see this"
>point of yellow-white light sitting in the sky at Midday.
>very slowly shifting from dim to bright
>boss calls us back in
>sneak back out but it is gone
WHAT WAS IT?
Yellowstone will erupt if Hillary is elected.
>>79383790
reroll
>>79369048
Chicago. Lollapalooza.
Kebab chimpout in Britain
Women and kids feel the power of ficki ficki
>>79383706
Grays / lizards
>>79377555
>>79378444
>>79379333
>>79379666
Praise Kek
shut the fuck up you dipshits, you aren't predicting anything, you're just stating the obvious from cause and effect events
the same stupid bullshit massacres will happen randomly, there will be more stupid bullshit from the media, more stupid bullshit from the president, and even more stupid bullshit protests which will lead to.. wow you guessed it, more stupid bullshit
here, let me summon Lord Kek... he says that a few nobodies that nobody gives a shit about will die leading to a bunch of other nobodies to get angry over those nobodies which will lead to more nobodies to their death and in turn that will cause a bunch of other nobodies to protest and pretend to care about the dead nobodies that didn't even give a shit about the protesting nobodies and then we get to listen to more nobodies saying that "these people that no one gives a shit about matter"
fucking kill yourselves, no one fucking matters, you aren't special, you are unique like everyone else
no one fucking knows who you are, no one fucking cares, at least until you die, then everyone cares, unless you are white then you just go back to being not cared about by people that don't even matter.
>>79378444
Christies Crisco days catch up to him with a massive coronary embolism.
Romanians will be genocided in the next 10years
>>79386796
Next 20 then?
>>79386236
>no trips
>not even dubs
some pretty weak meme magic tbqh fampai
>>79386887
30?
>>79379333
Here
we
go
>>79386887
Warmer..
>>79387027
Colder...
>>79379666
el diablo!
The fire rises, higher and higher until it cannot be controlled anymore.
NK attacks SK, for real this time
>>79379333
PRAISE KEK
>>79374056
If so we flood Eight chan with 4chan refugees and nigger up the place
chaos is rising, finally we'll have our long-waited doom and rebirth
YES!
Yellowstone happening
>>79377555
>>79378444
>>79379333
>>79379666
KEK WILLS IT
IT SHALL BE DONE
OR THE HEAVENS FALL
>>79390057
"KEK" says that you guys should play RISK
>>79388888
>>79377746
Also rolling for this
>>79390128
no thankyou i'm busy senpai
>>79379666
and they lose horribly
Peace treaty includes, among other things, stationing of US troops inside mexican borders and the purging of anyone in the Mexican government related to the cartels and other criminal elements.
>>79369048
Finland leaves the EU.
>>79369048
Germany is invaded by Poland after they fuck something up.
Dubs, and Austria joins the V4, making it V5.
Fucking anti-spam nigger system, let me post, you inbred gook monkey.
>>79391235
R O L L I N G
Gaza will be turned into a large parking lot soon
>>79369048
Gingrich moon base confirmed within the month
>>79369048
Also we just had brexit, fuck off
Rhodesia comes back.
ghandi comes back from his grave and fists a dog
>>793690
Saudi Arabia and the Irand bomb the sgit out of each other, we send all the Mudslims down to fight for their religion amd wait to collect the oil from the "winner"
milo will die in sweden
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