a few days ago i had a great game with some of you guys, it was muzzis vs crusaders, had so much fun i made this rules. i know is lots of text but its worth it, i hope.
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RULES
Game starts at 6 players with a chance of 2 rebellions.
Claiming nation: NATION NAME, COLOR, RELIGION Muslim/Christian, and LOCATION.
How you trip should be: Nation name, color, religion, and bonus.
Muslims nations can only appear on the east Russia area, Africa, Spain and Middle East.
Christian’s nations appear only in Europe, Spain too.
There has to be 3 Muzzis vs 3 DEUS VULTS at all times, either as nations or generals before Rebellions join in.
The religion controlling all bonuses wins.
Bonuses must be conquer, can’t start the game on top of a bonus but close to them is cool.
Keep count of bonuses on your trip, if lost one territory, bonus is lost, cheaters penalties are 10 territories. (So feel free to call in their bullshit)
For UK bonus you must conquer the Whole Island including north Ireland, will be hard I know but you will get a colony bonus too.
Colony Bonus: you get to start with 10 territories, plus your roll, wherever you want next to water (can’t occupy bonus areas with this roll nigger BUT you can get close)
Jerusalem can only be conquer after the third turn so at the forth turn.
Rebellions start after the fifth turn.
You can attack same religion peeps, is ok. (To be a traitor JEW)
Holding Bonus
Arabia region: +4 if Muslim +5 if Christian
The boot (Italy) +5 if Muslim +4 if Christian
Africa (slave power) +3 if Muslim +5 if Christian
T. Barbosa (Kangz Portugal) +4 both
Inbreed islands (UK) +6 both
Kingdom of Jerusalem +5 both
Constantinople +3 both
Red Menace (Russia) +5 both
miss this two
Vikings +5 if Muslim +3 if Christian
Germanics: +4 both
Rebellions rules and new players
If you want to play but there are 6 nations already and they are all active, you can roll for a rebellion, if there is an inactive nation, you get that one. (Don’t be a nigger ask OP first)
To get a rebellion you must roll dubs or higher, unlimited opportunities!!!1 (So go nuts)
Rebellions start at the heart of another nation, 10 territories and USUALLY but not always, taking the bonus areas if they have any and having the opposite religion to their host. (Fucking dicks)
Rebellions don’t choose from which nation, area or religion they start, OP does, to keep forces even and the game fair.
SPECIAL RULES
Sometimes there will be special rules specify at the mupdates, this will be totally made up by OP, OP is impartial and is not playing, so don’t be butthurt and just have fun.
Some examples would be:
Muslims Golden Age: THIS TURN MUZZIS GET A +20 BONUS (WTF)
NUKEEEEEEEESSSS: DUBS, 1 AND 9 get one NUKEEEEEEEEEEE (REEEEEEEEEEEKKKK)
Pope Kisses Rapefugees feet: CHRISTIANS FURIOUSSS!!! +20 BONUS (DEUS VULT)
And so on, this will depend completely of OP’s mood swings
>>71037599
I'll play as the Catholics
>Rome
>Gold
>Catholic Church
>>71038049
ok, let us hope more peeps join
Post this up on /int/ for attention
Kushlandia
Teal
Lithuania
No religion yet?
>>71038834
if you wanna be in europe you should be christian then
>>71037599
Can't play right now but I advertised on /int/ and in the chat. Good luck with your game and thanks for OPing
>>71039056
Alright
>Macedonia
>Macedonia
>Red
>>71037599
>Muslim
>red
>next to Mecca bonus
>brotherhood of man
I will unite man kind
Venetian Order
Blue
Christian
Venice
>>71039497
only muslims left dude
>>71039497
*Change to French Order as to not ruin bonus for Italy and start in Paris.
>>71039660
>Muslims nations can only appear on the east Russia area, Africa, Spain and Middle East.
>>71039632
>>71039698
Never mind then.
>>71039698
What are those onion things? Cities? Do they give a +1 bonus?
>>71039632
>>71039698
Actually, I can play because there are 8 teams and I can be the 4th Christain nation.
>>71039794
you need to have them all to get the respective bonus.
>>71039863
>Rebellions rules and new players
just be a muzzi in africa dude
oh im also christian brb afk 5 min ill 420 blaze it xd
take this roll into account OP fill greece
>>71039976
Fine. I'll be:
>White Muslims
>Blue
>Muslim
>Northern Spain
>>71040198
>White Muslims
Does it hurt your soul to pretend to be a shitskin?
>>71040281
Unless they're based East Asians or Sikhs then yes.
>>71040198
>White Muslims
added
KEK hard
>>71040178
ok
need one more muslim to start
>>71040365
Sorry but I just couldn't.
lets start
>>71040672
Fill Iberia.
>>71040672
Take all of those bonuses west of me
Spills go north
>>71040672
fill greece go towards those sweet bonuses
>>71040672
Push to Scandinavia
>>71040793
And when say that I mean the bonuses in Iberia.
>>71040869
Allah puts us on different sides Kush, i can only hope that you will listen to the Word and know in your heart, it is the truth and it is good. Join me and let us ,once again, be brothers
is italy dead ??
>>71040672
Fill Italy
>>71041110
into Sweden bonuses
>>71041110
Take more bonuses. Spills into the rest of Iberia.
>>71041110
Take those 3 bonuses and move to Jerusalem, i will visit the home of the prophet Jesus, for he carried the Word of God before Mohammed
>>71040869
take the rest of the bonuses and fill shit in greece
>>71041217
how ?
through dentmark or finland are the only options
Leave room for jesus
>>71041348
Oh we cant travel across water? Alright then through Denmark
>>71041016
>>71041217
Break silence brother, come home into my arms and recieve Allah , for he is the way and the path and the hope, all is good and all are brothers under his warmth
>>71041427
We must wait and see how the map adapts my friend. I'll agree to a NAP for now while we grow.
>>71041110
>Bulgars
>Purple
>Muslim
>Russia close to the bonus
>>71041427
this is what im talking about, role playing game, dude is roleplaying
also this guys
How you trip should be: Nation name, color, religion, and bonus.
makes it easier and faster for me to fill spaces
>>71041553
added roll this turn
>>71041509
Your NAP is accepted for i would never strike upon my brother, you are lost but in the dark i will find you and bring you to the light that is Allah, i believe in you Kush
>>71041666
fill greece and balkans
>>71041666
Take German bonuses then push into Denmark towards vikings
>>71041666
Claim the Russian bonus and expand along the Volga
>>71041666
Invade shitskin North African infielders for bonuses.
>>71041666
Continue to fill Italy, spill north.
>>71041666
Take Jerusalem
>>71041666
Holy British Empire
Green
England
>>71041666
So how much bonus do i have? Is it the number of those dots?
>>71042108
why not ?
added
>>71042171
the number, you need to hold all those dots to have that specific bonus.
>>71042189
Take bonus in Sweden through Denmark. spills fill Scandinavia
>>71042189
Fill Great Britain
>>71042189
Forgot bonus
>>71042249
So since i'm muslim i have 4 and another 5 from Jerusalem,ok thanks
>>71042189
Swedistan
Pink
Sweden
>>71042189
Rolling to fill the Middle east and Egypt
The Word must be given onto thr people for the people and by people
>>71042189
I though there were to many Christians?
Take bonuses in North Africa, spills into France.
>>71042189
Claim the Russian bonus and expand along the Volga
>>71042473
There was until I joined.
>>71042438
Ah fuck come on man
Phone about to die, someone take over
>>71042189
fill turkey
>>71042510
Well I meant that the amount of Christians allowed had capped.
>>71042473
Fix your bonus
You only have 4
>>71042189
Just looking for confirmation; you get a +1 bonus for each little red thing you control AND you get a "region" bonus once you control all of the little red things in a certain area?
>>71042683
+1 for red things, no?
>>71042683
how much do i have ?
>>71042697
No you just get the region bonus
Jerusalem is 5,mecca 4 etc etc the number of red dots doesn't change shit
>>71037638
>>71037736
>>71042819
>>71042820
Here is the score board set by OP
>>71042820
so only 3 i guess
>>71042887
I'm just asking since OP's explanation here contradicts that.
>>71042171
>Is it the number of dots?
>>71042249
>the number, you need to hold all those dots to have that specific bonus
>>71042887
>>71042957
this
guys fix your bonus.
>>71043047
yes
>>71043159
you have 5 since you are holding the redmenace.
>>71043357
Taking Viking Bonus
>>71042438
dude take yellow
>>71043357
Fill Great Britain
>>71043357
>Sweden
>any color
>Christian
sorry light blue but this I my only chance to play
>>71043357
Take rest of red things in North Africa then spill into France.
>>71043357
take turkey thei supor iss
>>71043357
There room for one more?
>Swedistan
>Pink
>Sweden
>>71043492
Pls no
>>71043510
take yellow dude
>>71043451
choose muslim nation.
>>71043544
But we're white.
>>71043357
Continue expansion along the Volga
>>71043602
If yellow is around I'll take it, but I did ask for sweden earlier further up the thread
>>71043602
>Muslim
yeah no
>>71043357
Fill the holy lands of the Middle East
>>71043634
I hear a whisper brother, one i have heard before when i was a child in Jerusalem, it runs freely like the wind through the trees, it is the Word of Allah, it comforts me and tells me that we must unite under one Caliphate, under one devotion and one reason, to spread the whisper and Word and the love that He gives us. All must feel it, what say you then my white believer? Do you wish to form the Caliphate of the Whisper?
>>71043729
game needs to be balance.
>>71043694
you are yellow now, fix trip
>>71043492
fix bonus, you have 3 for africa and now 4 for portugal
>>71044240
Fill Great Britain
Take Switzerland and move towards Croatia/slovenia
>>71044240
Invade France.
>>71044240
Go east and north, it is what He whispers to me
>>71044240
Take sweden bonuses then fill finland
>>71044240
Take switzerland
>>71044240
Border the Cyan Christians and expand along the Volga to the Caspian
>>71044199
>>71044382
What say you? Will you join me? Will you have an allience and a Caliphate with me?
>>71043498
Lets ally and take down these muslim cucks
ITS HAPPENING
>>71044603
Sure, muslims will enter Europe over my dead body.
>>71044240
go east
>>71044531
I'm pretty sure we automatically have one by both of us being Muslims.
>>71044240
Kingdom of Armenia
Pink
Armenia
We'll select Christian. The Armenian christian church is the oldest case of nationwide christianity
>>71044713
Sounds like a plan, we don't wanna end up like swedistan
>>71044777
Holy Trips
>>71044240
Move east towards france
>>71044719
Yes but i am asking you for an agreement, to grow closer and help eachother, the catholic church is organizing a crusade against us and even though Allah has blessed me with a large bonus they have 2 armies, i need you to help me against this unprovoked attack
>>71044917
I will help you.
>>71044777
Fuck's sake.
>>71044777
Forgot to give myself a name
>>71044994
Oh don't worry, I'm not going to be your enemy. You don't harm me, I won't harm you.
>>71044999
>second trips
kek blesses Armenia
>>71044777
>>71044999
holy shit i shouldnt, but i will add you
i dont wanna offend KEK
>>71045070
Wanna join me in keeping out these muslim cucks Leo?
>>71044795
>>71044713
Please , i do not wish to spill the blood of a believer, even if your ways are clouded and wrong your faith for Allah is pure, listen to the Word and let it in your heart, stray from this path of violence of suffer the punishment of Allah, for the whisper of the wind will the to wip
>>71045278
I'm gay tho, will you promise not to stone me to death?
>>71045278
*turn
My phone is crazy
>>71045397
You will not, repent and enter priesthood, as to be with your kind
THE TIME FOR THE HOLY WAR APPROACHES, JOIN IN ARMS IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE
>>71045397
you rolled like 4 times dude, only once per image
>>71045528
Keep Filling Great Britain
>>71045528
Fill Germany
>>71045528
Srry OP
praise be to kek
>>71045612
Forgot Bonus
>>71045528
Expand to the Caspian from the other side of the Volga. Any spills to expand towards the Blue Christians
>>71045528
Fill the middles east starting from Jerusalem
>>71045587
wanna unite and stop these muslims? I'll giv u a hug
>>71045528
Kingdom of Armenia > Fill along the Caspin and and Black Sea coasts
>>71045767
Hey King Leo, Those Muslims ruskies sure are getting close to you
>>71045843
Something you'd like to say, Commander?
>>71045736
I will assist. but I am still growing in my homeland. If you could help defend me that would be great
>>71045528
Take sardinia and if room move along coast towards france
>>71045922
Will you join the Caliphate of the Whisper? The Catholics are rallying a crusade against us, unprovoked and evil they worship the devil and the boipucci
>>71045587
I'll definitely help protect, but I think you should focus on helping me take downt he white muslims first. Otherwise by the time you've taken UK it might be too late
>>71046051
>Worship the boipucci
Kek
>>71046051
Indeed. It seems they wish to hinder our peaceful expansion. Dark times are coming, my Brother, but we shall show them the Light.
ESPECIAL BONUS ONLY FOR THIS TURN
CHRISTIANS ARE EXPANDING +10 BONUS (DEUS VULT)
>>71046233
FORGOT PIC
>>71046307
Fill Great Britain
>>71046363
Pali
>>71046307
DEUS VULT
FILL POLAND, BELARUS AND CZECH REP.
>>71046307
Move into north Africa and towards the white muslim border directly below sardina. If room left to expand, take more of france
>>71046214
I was naive, i called onto them for peace , for i believed they too worship Allah but under a different way, but now i see they care not for Him or His love, they only value the riches of the flesh and so we must send them to the judgement of After, peace be upon them>>71046214
>>71046390
Too bad pali's are worthless
>>71046307
Fill NEUTRAL Russia
>>71046410
10 + 7 + 15 = 32
Fuck yeah, The kush grows plentifully
>>71046410
I'd like to propose a non-aggression pact with our islamic friends to the north. Let us practice or particular faiths is peace
>>71046716
I'm not muslim
>>71046782
WUT this changes things. Alliance brother in christ?
>>71046813
Yass
>>71046467
They know not of His love and seek only to remove all those who dare to accept His love as though the very act was in some way an affront to their own beliefs.
>>71046870
>>71046390
>>71044713
I propose a Holy Christian Empire united against the saracen heretics. What say you?
>>71046307
I will not stand idle as they plot shamelessly against the well being of my people and my religion, as they spit and insult everything i stand for, as they plan to end me ,
ATTACK RED, take Constantinople, the Whisper has cought form and matter and turned to sword, end the wretched worshippers of boipucci
>>71047101
This unwarranted aggression will not go unpunished! We were simply securing our borders in the event of a saracen invasion, good thing we did!
>>71047236
Fill Belarus and Ukraine
>>71046870
I trusted that you would see the light for yourself, when i should have guided you from the darkness myself, for that i am sorry, for you, my brother, have died in my eyes and in my soul
>>71047236
Fill Great Britain spill Ireland
>>71047236
Fill in towards the north of france
>>71047246
Lies! You shamelessly stated multiple times your desire to remove me and my Brothers.
>>71047236
Fill NEUTRAL Russia and Ukraine
>>71047389
I do not plan to push further west then the Netherlands
>>71047236
Take Constantinople
>>71047246
You were calling out loud for a crusade to kill us? Should we have stood as sheep to be slaughtered? NO! We will not stand idle in the face of our oppresors for we fear no death!! There is no fate more cruel than abandoning your faith!!!
>>71047299
OOC: I'm assuming you're not Catholic since there's no mention in your name
Do you think the Catholics won't turn on you when they see fit?
>>71045070
Will you join our chrsitian empire brother?
>>71047513
He is with them, him whom i once called brother
>>71047486
Don't listen brother, you have the dankest cush. If we turned on you, we wouldn't have a supplier
>>71047592
Catholics have murdered other Christians all throughout history. He must see that he is next if we fall.
>>71047708
I have tried too many times already,i have no more to give
>>71047708
You're belief has also killed other people for not being Sunni or Shia
the war is coming, who would hit first ??
>>71047959
Fill Great Britain spill Ireland and that island in the middle
>>71047882
The Shi'a and all of their beliefs are false ... but I still would not kill a fellow Brother.
>>71047805
OOC: Just for RP purposes are you Sunni or Shia?
>>71047959
Expand along the eastern Caspian
>>71047299
You wouldn't want this to happen
>>71047959
Kill red completely
Bonus now 12 for conquering Constantinople
>>71047959
Take the bonuses in north africa from the white muslims. islamic aggression will be avenged
>>71047959
Kingdom of Armenia > Fill the lands south of me
>>71048062
I don't even know the differences lel but i'm gonna say Sunni
>>71048215
Fuck
>>71047959
>>71048097 ur rite
>ROLE: BLAZIN BLUNTS EDITION
INVADE NORTHERN RUSSIA
>>71047315
I'm gonna need your help soon leo, as soon as you can move on the white muslim border
>>71048309
Soon my brother
>>71048300
>00
FOR LITHUANIA AND THE DANK KUSH FIELDS OF MY PEOPLE
>>71047959
>The Sunnis coalition of Glasgow
>Rebel in the Holy British Empire
>Black because ISIS
>>71048430
>Tfw no dubs
>>71048309
There is no point , i will stomp on the very heart of the ''catholic'' ''church'', your sins will not be forgotten
>>71048300
You drew first blood and now you shall pay with your own.
The Jews
Rebel in Spain/white muslim land
dont care wut colur
>>71048430
blue and red are inactive, better to take one of those.
>>71048698
Claiming Blue clay.
First order of business. Time to attack capital of Western Pigs. Catholic Church, and play motivational playtrack. Praise Allah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqGv0EdJdJI
>>71047959
Rebel in Spain of white Muslims
Be brown
GREEN IS ABOUT TO TAKE THE UK AND WITH IT A GREAT BONUS.
RED IS DYING AND CONSTANTINOPLE IS NOW CALLED ISTAMBUL, SHAME ON THOSE CRISTIANS AND THEIR LOW ENERGY.
Omg people from my hostel are joining in against me
>>71049206
Take Northern Ireland and Island of Man
>>71047959
Rebel spawn in Italy
Don't care wut colour
>>71049296
>Catholic Church
stop this dude
How much is the UK bonus?
>>71049206
TAKE RUSSIAN BONUS. CONTINUE ERADICATING THEM
>>71049206
PUSH THE CATHOLIC DOGS OF THE NORTH OUT OF THE HOLY ISLAMIC LAND.
>>71047959
Just to warn you there are people from my hostel posting, ignore them they will make everything confusing
>>71049209
>against
I think you mean "with"
>>71049206
Push away the Commander and expand along the Baltic towards the German bonus
>>71049206
Kill Pink
>>71049206
Fight back against the muslims fighting towards rome and move towars their homeland
>>71049412
I wish, these guys are assholes, they just asked for rebels in italy
>>71049499
... why? He has done nothing to us.
>>71049499
Spill against red
>>71049368
Inbreed islands (UK) +6 both
For UK bonus you must conquer the Whole Island including north Ireland, will be hard I know but you will get a colony bonus too.
Colony Bonus: you get to start with 10 territories, plus your roll, wherever you want next to water (can’t occupy bonus areas with this roll nigger BUT you can get close)
you didnt read the rules, you nigger
>>71049368
>>71049634
Might I suggest a Colony within the Mediterranean?
>>71049587
Can't take the chance of getting double sided
>>71049845
>>71049275
go for france on the muslim border, that way we can gangrape muhammed over here
>>71049864
"If anyone killed a person - unless it was for murder or for spreading mischief in the land - it would be as if he killed the whole people" Did you forget the Word, my Brother?
ARMENIA IS DEAD AND RED IS ABOUT TO BE. CHRISTIANS ARE GETTING THEIR SHIT PUSH IN.
>>71050087
Ohhh fuck off already dude, it's too late for roleplaying here, i just want to kill the italian and then go to sleeep, and nothing will stand in my way
>>71050457
Move from northern africa towards the bonuses in spain. CONQUER ALL OF THE WHITE MUSLIM HERETICS
>>71050457
>>71050497
KEK KILL THE RUSSIANS AND TAKE THAT BONUS
>>71050457
Kill red
Spills attack yellow towards the Vatican
>>71050457
Sail the British Channel into Brittany France
>>71050457
ALLAHU AKBAR. DEATH TO CATHOLIC FILTH TAKING ISLAMIC AFRICA. WE WILL INSTALL CALIPHATE AND SHARIAH POPE DOG.
>>71050589
An allience is an allience made nonetheless, you have made your choice
>>71050649
Is that your colony bonus dude ?
>>71049368
Back to what kush said, I think i've got a handle on the muslims. Go for crete or cyprus or north africa so we can take on the biguns eventualy
>>71050497
OOC: kek, no worries
>>71050457
Push away the Commander and expand along the Baltic towards the German bonus
>>71050630
Nice 0 that Allah willed brother. Nasheed beautiful.
>>71050649
Nice job on moving into france, secure an island in mediteranean just incase
>>71050769
GTFO MY BALTIC STATES SOVIET MUSLIM SHIT BAG
>>71049381
can you help me with orange, they are moving on me
>>71050808
I have big plans brother
>>71050803
This game is but won, after Vatican falls nothing will be able to hold against our 3 nations, Catholics are cucks as usual
>>71050836
GTFO MY RUSSIAN CLAY BALTIC CHRISTIAN DOUCHE BAG
>>71050970
Noooooo! It's like the immigration crisis all over again
NUKE ROLL, THIS TURN IF YOU ROLL DUBS OR 0 YOU GET ONE NUKE.
>>71051168
Admit you're a cuck who likes to see his mother filled with BBC and i will spare you
>>71051377
Reclaim Russian bonus and push for Germanic bonus
>>71051377
PUSH OUT THE CATHOLIC INFIDELS OF TRUE SUNNIS LAND. PRAISE ALLAH AND FACE MECCA.
>>71051377
Start Colony in Cyprus
>>71051377
Enter the Peninsula
Take the Vatican
Check em cucks
>>71051466
PRAISE ALLAH, NASHEED BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU FOR THESE NUKES ALLAH. WE FACE MECCA IN HONOR OF YOU.
>>71051377
Finish two russian bonuses, then retake the western most Russian advancement. Spills go into Slovenia
>>71051377
Move against orange and protect the vatican!
>>71051548
I always wondered what's in that thing
>>71051692
Let's blow it open and find out
>>71051692
A meteor supposedly
>>71051692
Don't question brother. Face Mecca.
>>71051815
YOU CAN'T MAKE LOVE TO KA'ABA. PRAISE ALLAH.
>>71051692
... apparently stairs to the roof
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaaba#Architecture_and_interior
>>71052167
Reclaim Russian bonus and push for Germanic bonus
>>71052167
Expand into Israel taking away his bonus
>>71052167
Defend any russian advancements and push them southeast
>>71052167
Kill Cyprus
Spills take the Vatican
>>71052197
>10
>>71052256
>21
Just die already
