>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>teens on bicycles circling a house
did they ever catch the storm drain niggers
>>79334631
I went to bed at about 1:45 chicago time so I missed that- what happened?
>Robert
>Robert>Robert>Robert
>>79334892
it's not robert time yet unfortunately
anyone know what time robert's shift starts?
>>79334171
I ain't starting till that madman Robert awakens, till then, Robert, Robert.
>>79334856
A nigger was lurking inside a storm drain (pic related) and tried to pull a woman down into the darkness.
>>79334856
>>79335336
Yea I just think he grabbed her and tried to drag and probably rape her in in the storm drain, but he wasn't successful.
>>79335422
dear god that's insanity
>>79335501
Insanity was 4 white guys with dogs chasing 2 black guys, but some poster said that was a prank.
I need to get a scanner to monitor NYC some day.
How would one pronounce Chiraq?
>>79336124
Shy-Rack
>>79335889
It's boring as shit, NYC is not what it once was. I keep saying this Chicago scanner reminds me of how NYC was in the 80s. A lot of what you hear over the scanner for Chiraq was common in NYC back then.
The housing project 20 blocks away from me in NYC is the largest in the US, that one alone had on average a homicide a day, some years it was around 2 a day during the crack hype days. Now I could literally walk through there at 2am late at night without a worry.
>>79336259
Thanks.
>>79334171
you dishonest mother fucker, this threads name should be "chimpcongo"
>>79336458
it's the jews
MOVING TRUCK! UHAUL BITCH!
Caught that bing booong?
Something is wrong feeling without hearing Robert, doesn't feel the same, Robert.
>>79337178
Roberts not on yet. maybe 6 hours or so
I think it's 5 hours til robert awakens unfortunately
This is the list of normal CPD shifts:
0700-1530, 0800-1630, 1500-2330, 1600-0030,2300-0730, 0000-0830.
I've never lurked one of these threads before -- Is there a good chance it will be worth my time?
Too early guys. Midnight seems about the best time to tune in
what did 2016 mean by this?
>>79337473
yes. the nogs in chicago perpetuate all the stereotypes it's absurd.
but as >>79337505 said, it doesn't really get good until around midnight chitown time
>>79337473
Yea, right now its still daylight, the freaks come out at night, so not much craziness, usually I'd say around 11pm Chiraq time they start to go bananas.
>>79337473
Wait until a little later at night, then yes
Does anyone have an updated version of the bingo? This is the only one I grabbed from last night.
I don't want to end up sounding like a leftist tranny but if we want senpai to notice us should we change our name from /nigsatnite/ to /cpsg/?
Also no update on the email from last night.
>pls resbond
19 22 ... Whats uuuup?
>"yeah uh...a lot of shootings right now...hang on"
anyone else hear all that screaming?
>>79338030
Yea sounded like a riot.
>>79337825
Here
>>79337825
>ants.png
Sandwich contaminated and or compromised, you know. Cop sounds dead inside, all these people must lose a piece of their soul daily dealing with this craziness.
Any predictions for the body count this weekend?
>>79337568
that's like a 40 degree day
Chicongofag reporting for duty, I swear to god every fucking call they respond to begins with "male, black"
>>79338357
I'm not sure if crime is increasing or stabilized in Chiraq, anyone know?
I like these threads but never listen myself. The idea of niggers doing dumb shit does not sound to fun. Am I missing out?
>>79338540
yes
>>79338357
1776
mmm sassy dispatch bois
It's too early faggots I can't get comfy while I am at work.
>>79338540
It's random weird shit, it's not the same shit over and over again and again. It ceases to amaze. It's best to have it going in the background and doing something else and just pay a little attention to the threads too.
>>79338482
As one anon said, ita supposedly like the climax of the iraq war
>>79338482
increasing and it's a holiday weekend so the body count will likely be 50-100
>>79338675
That's a big 10 4. Downloading my scanner app.
>>79338663
most of the shootings happen before dark
Listening to the main Chicago 661 listeners not the ones by zones. Is this the best usually?
Bus driver assault in progress within 1 min, lol.
>>79338931
this one?
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
yeah thats the one we listen to
>>79338931
>>79339030
Yea, at night after 11pm there are usually 2,500+ listening in, 661 right now.
mainstream media cant beat real nigger hours
You're doing a Chicongo scanner thread this early? The real action doesn't start for another three and a half hours. Robert.
>>79336659
post the same one but with Irish
Navigation on this tunein app is fucking retarded.
>>79335228
What time does Robert actually come out, Robert?
I remember being in a lot of threads listening to scanners, but those were fucking big like riots and shit. Now it's so common in Chicago every night is a happening. What a world.
What did this Robert guy do I've seen him mentioned before in another Chicago thread. Some crazy cop or dispatch guy?
Can I get a recap for last night?
>>79339594
>SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.
>Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...Too many to list
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS...(Check your partner's keys! :3)
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING..10, 30, 15, FUCK IT. ALL OVER THE CITY. JUST FIGHTING GROUPS OF NOGS.
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT...TOO MANY TO LIST INDIVIDUALLY.
>Jigaboo Central Time
>please clap
>fags boyfriend beating him up
>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided
>actives shoter
>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.
>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard
>Trash can fires
>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets
>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter
>MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...
>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")
>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot
>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!
>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS
>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off
>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.
>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church
>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks
>*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?
>*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR
>SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.
>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN
>FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?
>>79339410
I remember listening to my uncles scanner back in the 90s in a small down in nc. The cops would pull bitches over then call the whole squad to have a go. They were also helping to truckers run drugs. Good shit.
>>79339502
night shift squad car identification
ie: car #032R would identify on the radio as 032 Robert.
so you end up hearing robert 10 times a minute after midnight
>>79339794
Lol what the fuck? Still don't get it but ty.
>>79339707
CONTINUED...
>ROBERT Is riding with FD...there's a fire in an alley.
>FOOT PERSUIT!!
>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED
>BLACK MALE BLACK SHIRT THREATENED ASSAULT
>15 GANG MEMBERS IN CARS THROWING BOTTLES AT CARS SHOUTING "COBRA LOVE".
>Two black males tried to break into a vehicle
>KID BATTERED BY MOTHER, LOCKED IN BATHROOM WITH ONE YEAR OLD
>GANGBANGERS FROM EARLIER SMASHED OUT AN OLD LADY'S WINDOWS!!
>"822 Robert, I just got a ticket that says they no longer need you"..."Story of my life."
>Multiple drinkers and gamblers, Around a white caddie, male and female...some are underage.
>Multiple homeless setting up a tent city flash mob! "They're aaaaall inside for the night!" :DDD
>20 ARGUING Gang bangers!
>arguing nigs in the gym
>"Female screaming for help in her apartment, nothing further...But ZONE 13 WANTS TO WISH MADINA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
>ARMANDO EJECTED FROM THE VEHICLE...ARMANDO'S TRAPPED IN ENEMY GANG TERRITORY!!!
>Garage on fire...nog in background of dispatch screaming.
>SLOW IT DOWN
>THANKS EVERYBODY. WE'RE DRIVING THE STOLEN LANDROVER BACK TO THE OWNER.
>SPIC TRIED TO ABDUCT A 3 YEAR OLD SPED OFF IN A SEDAN!!
>KIDS DRIVING CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT..IN THE STREEET!
>"Another man who has small breasts, err small BRAIDS"
>toy gun used in robbery
>ONE CALL: "One man, intoxicated, bashing his own head on the ground, two other men fighting near a blue car."
>ROOF PARTY!
>*GROOAAANN* *Whistle!*
>Baby Daddy with an AFRO is banging on the windows and yelling in the neighbors yard.
>SKYKANGZ SKYKANGS DINDU ANSWER
>WHAT'S ON FIRE, ROBERT?
>CALL A HEARSE ;_;
Waving gun out of car, a girl. Kek.
>>79339707
Holy fuck that is amazing. Thanks anon.
>you will never listen live to a tense standoff and eventual suicide by cop by a spic teen that might have escalated due to hungary flooding the mother's phone via police scanner again
what are they setting barricades up for?
>>79334171
Dat pic!
damnit the picture of that nigger isn't even manipulated is it? It looks this way?
If so damn, it should have it's scull and brain studied and dna too. Maybe this is the missing link?
Did the SWAT teams just get called on some blonde bitch with a gun?
>>79334171
Can't wait for late night nig-nog action.
>>79339945
>>79339995
MORE NIGGERS AND SHIT CONTINUED:
>VICTIM IS CRITICAL, DETECTIVES EN ROUTE
>FEMALE SCREAMING FOR HELP, LUGGING A DEAD BODY BEHIND HER
>DARUDE - SANDSTORM
>Body removal - multiple GSWs
>YET ANOTHER FOOT PURSUIT! ...2(TWO) NOGS APPREHENDED!
>Targeted Vandalism...Brother's in the clink, butting heads with rival gang members...maayybe.
>Disturbance. female in front of a restaraunt, harassing customers
>GSW Left Side He;s in sta-STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION, ROBERT
>NIGGA HIDING IN THE BUSHES WATCHING THE NEIGHBORS
>SKETCHY NIGS AT ATM
>BIRACIAL NUDISTS
>CALIFORNIAN KIDNAPPING
>GOOORRD NIIGHT EVERYBODDDDY
Ty for based green texts. Sent all screens to my buddy in ch icago who fucking hates niggers.
>>79340047
> I don't wanna be that guy
This aint my first scanner thread kiddo
So why does based Robert come in so much? After certain hours they have to announce their squad car or some shit?
BARRICADES
Black Male with knife scaring people on train
"anyone speak chineeeesseee"
Dindu on a train with a knife going off his rocker.
ANYONE SPEAK SHY NEEZE?
NIGS @ NITE
>>79340408
I was OP of those threads. That was an amazing night
>>79338931
zone 6 is the best
highest crime rate
>>79339945
Lol that birthday shit had me laughing
>>79338540
listened for the first time last night; my mind was blown. I'm not even white and was shocked blacks could act up this much.
soundtrack to the apocalypse
Checkin that nuuhhhhmmmbeeeehhhrrrr
>>79334171
What time does the niggers come out?
>>79341337
night time is when they prowl
(11pm-2am)
What time does the CPD night shift actually start?
>>79341337
10 pm Robert time. Robert.
>>79341337
Later tonight, try in about 5-6 hours.
>>79341337
4 Hours is peak Nigger Time
3 Hours you can expect Nigger Time to START
A TATTOO ON HER MOUF!
FEMALE WITH A LARGE WOODEN SIGN
>>79341569
>>79341540
Disagreeing Canadians!!!
FIGHT
I
G
H
T
>>79334171
>>79341659
Its always Nigger Time
we're predicting when the Niggers really start losing their Nogs.
Dispatch said that's his homeboy
>>79334171
FOR THE LAST TIME
ITS "CHICONGO"
NOT CHIRAQ
GET IT RIGHT
Can someone explain the Robert shit? I assume he's a dispatcher or something. I was to busy having a life last night
BWEEEOO
awooo~
weew~
>>79341970
code word for night shift cop cars
>>79341970
Robert is Robert. Robert.
Did you guys hear that MOAN?
>>79342072
Wtf was that hahah
Father tried to stab him, kek
it means they made an arrest
>>79341970
>ignores the robert explanation already in the thread
>claims to have a life yet on /pol/
>to busy
I hope robert roberts you
>>79334171
>robert the gorilla.jpg
The niggest nigger that ever nigged!
Nigs trapped someone he says he cant leave.
>>79342246
I didn't understand it much either. Nighttime identification ok but why is Robert coming on every 2 seconds?
>>79342317
And they have guns
>>79341878
This, Chicongo is way better
>good samaritan lets in a chimp who is being chased by other chimps with a gun and he's stuck inside his own house with the chimp-wanted-chimp
lmao this is why i don't even answer my door
>>79341737
>tfw niggers are taking care of themselves so we don't have to
Are the nigs waiting outside some guy's house?
>>79342441
might be rival nigs
maayybe
>>79342148
10-4 Robert
Remember to check yo keys
>>79342413
But the ones who survive are the niggest of them all.
>>79335159
11 pm Chicago time
UHAUL
1 GOOD PUSH
So the criminals are 50% white and 50% other monkeys? RIght?
Btw, if you say anything else you are a RACIST and a FACIST who doint deserve to live anymore.
>Uncle Bob Storage Station
>Female Screaming In Truck
>Two Male Hispanic
Sick rifffffs
>female screaming for help in a Uhaul
A
F
U
C
K
I
N
G
U
H
A
U
L
U HAUL
SCRATCH U HAUL OFF THE BINGO BOARD
>>79334631
>>79334856
>>79335336
Dat music
>What is Robert?
Police Phonetic Alphabet:
Adam
Boy
Charles
David
Frank
George
Henry
Ida
John
King
Lincoln
Mary
Nora
Ocean
Paul
R O B E R T
Xray
Yankee
In the Chicago Police Department (CPD), the number of a police car ends in "R" if that car belongs to the night shift, so car #1488R will be called over the radio as "One-Four-Eight-Eight-Robert." Also, a 'Code R' (called over the radio as simply "Robert") is CPD radio code for an officer-made arrest. So every time an officer makes an arrest, calls out their car number during the night shift or has their car number called out by dispatch during the night shift, the word "Robert" will be spoken.
As someone who used to rent out U-Hauls, this is not surprising.
U-hauls attract niggers like flies. I don't get it. and I lived in a the woods in Pennsylvania
>>79342904
Rofl ty
>>79342904
Thanks bruv
>>79342904
Thanks anon.
>>79342960
What is it to live among sub humans? I'm not even trolling, i'm curious.
>>79343117
Its shit m8
Time for another episode of Nigs at Nite™
>>79343117
It's not very relaxing. I became a light sleeper.
>>79343198
No offense but you are Canadian you don't love anywhere like Chicago. I live in Florida and it's bad enough...
Also robertttt
Lololol cop just said Miller time
MUSIC IS LOUD ON THE SECOND
flllooorrrrr
CHICKEN SALAD OR GRILLEED CHEEZE
>>79343198
>>79343266
I literally have no experience with niggers, not a single one. last time i saw a nigger was 15 years ago and my gnandma beat the nigger with her handbag.
MUSIC IS LOUD I REPEAT MUSIC IS LOUD
Did anyone hear that shit?
121 go to luuuuunch
Oh yeah it's Miller time hhah
TWELVE YEAR OLD MALE BLACK HAS A GUN
FUCK HE HAS A GUN
Checker pants with a gun. You know shits about to go down.
>12-year-old with a gun
Here we go.
>>79343381
You're right m8 I live in Ottawa, so its more mudshits then nigs
>>79339361
try the broadcastify app
>>79343117
So my parents told me that when I was younger there wasn't a sub human to be seen. The past 10 years, blacks and other minorities have been moving from NJ and NY to infest our schools and towns.
It's horrible. Crime rates and drugs have all increased, and test scores decreased.
I moved to Wisconsin recently to escape it, but it's going to be for nothing cause niggers are now doing the same here from chicongo.
>>79343524
Fuck my apologies man
>>79343431
It's the same feeling of disgust you get when you see a swede, only now you're also on high alter because instead of trying to spread degenerate homosexuality they're going to stab you
>>79343431
> my gnadma beat the nigger with her handbag.
Winland
>>79343455
>>79343479
HE'S HEADING RIGHT FOR US
>>79343493
he jess playin' wid a toy mang
>>79343614
lel
>>79342960
There was a long explanation two nights ago, basically they see them as disposable cars to facilitate crime.
>>79343117
born in Hyde park
lived in chicago during childhood
pol was right about them niggers
>>79343664
He might be, its happened before.
>>79334171
Bridgeport here, 9th district
>>79343596
Gentleman and scholar explaining this shit.
>chiraq
I am never going to read that without thinking of this guy
STUDENT LOANS
SUICIDE IS THE ONLY. OPTION.
Suicide over student loans? Fucking idiots.
>couldn't pay student loans
>suicide is only option
bernout detected
>>79343858
GETTA JOB
>>79343858
>>79343868
bernout detected lmao
>>79343868
The pre Obama reform loans suck.
>>79343858
Feel da burn huehuehue
>>79343117
have you ever seen a zombie movie
it's like that except instead of brain-lust they are attracted to welfare checks and the spare change on your car seat
>>79343874
I thought the same thing
How the fuck does political correctness even exist? Listen to this scan for fucking 1 hour and you will be the most red pilled mofo on earth.
I bet half these niggress' on dispatch literally have family members selling Crack right now.
>knife
>details to follow
this could be good
early Nigger Hours UPDATE:
>"anyone speak chineeeesseee"
>Dindu on a train with a knife going off his rocker.
>wews (cute)
>Uncle Bob's Storage Station
>Female Screaming In Truck
>Two Male Hispanics
>MUSIC IS LOUD ON THE SECOND flllooorrrrr
>121 go to luuuuunch
>CHICKEN SALAD OR GRILLEED CHEESE?
>TWELVE YEAR OLD MALE NIG HAS A GUN
>Student Loans Suicide Is Only Option
>Two Cars Crash
Was that an 'Isaiah Salaf' they're looking for?
>>79344267
I swear that cop said Miller time to the lunch comment
GROUPPA MALES DRINKAN IN PARK
> no description
oh boy who could they be?
>>79344401
OY vey
WORLSTAR
WORLSTAR
WORLSTAR
> males video tapping fight
WORRRLLLDDDSTAARRR
FEMALES FIGHTING
MALES ARE VIDEO TAPING THE FIGHT
hahahahahahha
females fighting, males are filming the fight
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
quiet night so far
Females fighting
Males video taping the fight *rolls eyes *
tick off that "hispanics vs blacks" box, boys
>group of females fighting, males video taping
Mark off "sounds bored."
>females fighting males recording it
>>79338482
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
Also false flag in vermont incoming
>>79329429
Which district has the best happenings and good chatter?
>>79344503
>That last pic
Kek wut is that nigs deal?
>>79344649
probably shot
>>79344503
30-500g cannabis
What are y'all drinkin?
$10 Cabernet Sauvignion here. In a coffee mug.
>>79344649
Nigga so respected he gets to lay down for mugshot.
>T. KANGpinnnn
FISH AGAIN for lunch
Dey be havin fish at Wrigley again famo?
>>79344734
Kek
>>79344746
Aghh it's only 10:30am here. Don't tempt me.
>>79344734
lel
>>79344746
Kamchatka vodka, as I am a cheap drunk
>>79338482
>]
>>79338692
>>79344548
Can I get an answer as to why crime is so fucking bad in Chicago without the boring answer "niggers"
Id like to see some actual in depth reasons.
Plenty of cities and states have ghettos and poor black people.
Why is Chicago just THAT much fucking worse?
#FishAgain
>>79344734
That's not what he had, that's the category it fell into (30g<x<500g).
>>79344746
Anarchist!
>>79344886
I think we knew that from the -
>>79344862
Because kek wills it.
>>79344862
not enuff muny 4 dem programs
>>79344862
SHOTS FIRED
that boi with the checkered shirt just nigged
>>79344859
I don't judge. I raid my mom's booze. Shes in al anon but always has leftovers after parties.
Vodka cran?
>>79344862
Chicongo is Kek's city.
>>79344862
White racist NRA gun toting racists.
Kids throwing rocks.... Again
Kids throwing rocks again
>>79344997
Dat right der!
>>79344926
The dash don't be silent
WAVING ARMS
WOOOOOO
>>79344734
das it mane
>>79344862
>Why is Chicago just THAT much fucking worse?
democrats, lack of proper enforcement, mental illness has doubled there over the Obama administration among youth
I thought these threads were idiotic at first but god daaaaaaamn its addicting and entertaining listening to this shit
HAIL ROBERT
>>79344862
Police shortages and gang violence is still rife there.
>>79345068
>>79345070
Nice hivemind
>>79345033
>be 17
>mom buys a handle of vodka
>take half of it
>refill it with water
Never knew I did this for years and told her when I was 21.
I still do it sometimes but not much since I can just fucking get it myself.
I THROW MY ARMS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES
SINGIN AYO
I'M IN CHICAGO
>>79345033
>Vodka cran
Do I sound like an aging white woman?
I'm drinking it straight and chasing it with some water.
>Domestic violence on the beach
Classic nigs
>>79345164
I feel like that is wrong.
>>79345297
Makes sense, I started drinking it because my wife was.
Who is about to go to Chicago for 3 weeks.
Isn't this all of them though?
>>79345297
>drinking Vodka straight
All of it tastes like ass unless you got some really expensive bottle, or a cheap ass FRUITY TOOTY! one.
>>79345448
Ehh, I know my mom. She would rather me steal her alchohol and just pay her back/be punished, then paying some random fuck to get me it.
She let me take it about 2 times though before 21 for 2 parties. Took my keys though.
Shes cool as fuck honestly.
SHOTS NEAR THE BURGAH KANGZ
>3 Shots Fired Near The Burger King.
3 SHOTS FIRED
>3 shots near the burger king
GET OUTTA THERE DONALD TRUMP
>3 shots fired at Burger King
SHOTS FIRED AT DA BURGA KANG
BARK
> barking dog
Its cuz it knows the nigs are near
>>79345711
BITCH SHOODNA FOGOT DA CHEESE SKANK BITCH
>gunshot wound
BURGER KING GOT SHOT
CHACK YO KEYZ NIGGA
Bitch speaking Somalian
>>79345629
>>79345642
>>79345645
>>79345665
>>79345711
you came to the wrong neighborhood muthafucka
GET YO KEYS GET YO PARTNER KEYS
>>79345646
Trump only eats McDonalds my nigga.
CHECK YO KEYS
>>79345596
Mine might have too but I didn't drink till I was 23 because of my alcoholic abusive stepfather. I know people like her do that. At my little sister's high school graduation, patents were there passing out champagne with little congratulations messages on them. It was in New Orleans though.
BATSHIT CRAZY
teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
fooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Who would buy a ROBERT patch.
>>79345970
He's king of burgers--Americans.
>Man in a wheelchair will not leave
Ghost detected.
>>79342827
>>79346049
link to the patch guy's shit. i wanted a winterchan one but he sold out
>>79346015
No problem giving alch to teens RARELY. It should be for major events, or something special. Lets them learn it, and you have some control over it as well.
My first time drinking was 15 and almost got alchohol posioning because I was drinking Vodka+Spirte+lemonade like it was fucking juice because it tasted like it and I had NO idea what my limit was.
It was bad.
But good on ya for not drinking that long, dont delve into alcholism, its pretty fucking tragic and turns anyone into monsters.
I live in South Chicago. It's hilarious how you lists sit in these threads every night starting at your computer talking to your anonymous 'friends' like you aren't a useless peeve of shit. You don't know the problems that plague the people of my city. You are pathetic. Chicago is one of the most beautiful cities in the world, and every city has its problems. Duck you pathetic losers
