>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
Zone-10 (local anon's beat)
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1
donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
i gotta fuck off for a bit, so someone take over
(((Chicago)))
robert
>all is well Robert
hey robert
>>79258158
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.
>Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.
>COMMERCIAL ALARM...Too many to list individually.
>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS...(Check your partner's keys! :3)
>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING..10, 30, 15, FUCK IT. ALL OVER THE CITY. JUST FIGHTING GROUPS OF NOGS.
>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT...TOO MANY TO LIST INDIVIDUALLY.
>Jigaboo Central Time
>please clap
>fags boyfriend beating him up
>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided
>actives shoter
>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.
>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard
>Trash can fires
>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets
>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter
>MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...
>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")
>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot
>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!
>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS
>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off
>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.
>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church
>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks
>*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?
>*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR
>SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.
>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN
>FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?
>>79258158
third for robert
>female screaming in the area
Jesus fuck
first for cops and roberts
>>79258277
(((Robert)))
>>79258293
>>79258158
CONTINUED...
>ROBERT Is riding with FD...there's a fire in an alley.
>FOOT PERSUIT!!
>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED
>BLACK MALE BLACK SHIRT THREATENED ASSAULT
>15 GANG MEMBERS IN CARS THROWING BOTTLES AT CARS SHOUTING "COBRA LOVE".
>Two black males tried to break into a vehicle
>KID BATTERED BY MOTHER, LOCKED IN BATHROOM WITH ONE YEAR OLD
>GANGBANGERS FROM EARLIER SMASHED OUT AN OLD LADY'S WINDOWS!!
>"822 Robert, I just got a ticket that says they no longer need you"..."Story of my life."
>Multiple drinkers and gamblers, Around a white caddie, male and female...some are underage.
>Multiple homeless setting up a tent city flash mob! "They're aaaaall inside for the night!" :DDD
>20 ARGUING Gang bangers!
>arguing nigs in the gym
>"Female screaming for help in her apartment, nothing further...But ZONE 13 WANTS TO WISH MADINA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
>ARMANDO EJECTED FROM THE VEHICLE...ARMANDO'S TRAPPED IN ENEMY GANG TERRITORY!!!
>Garage on fire...nog in background of dispatch screaming.
>SLOW IT DOWN
>THANKS EVERYBODY. WE'RE DRIVING THE STOLEN LANDROVER BACK TO THE OWNER.
>SPIC TRIED TO ABDUCT A 3 YEAR OLD SPED OFF IN A SEDAN!!
>KIDS DRIVING CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT..IN THE STREEET!
>"Another man who has small breasts, err small BRAIDS"
>toy gun used in robbery
>ONE CALL: "One man, intoxicated, bashing his own head on the ground, two other men fighting near a blue car."
>ROOF PARTY!
>*GROOAAANN* *Whistle!*
What a goddamn city.
Out for now. Later.
>>79258303
>loud music being played in the area
lmao
>>79258158
Just to clarify, you're telling me you're too good to run cable or help install an ac?
>>79258303
lol That's like the 7th one tonight.
19th for Wew Whistle Robert
ten fooooooo
robert
live in California but just heard a nice little gun battle. I sleep with the window open because hot as fuck. About 18 shots from a pretty loud gun with about 5 shots from a .22 sounding pistol in between. We know who won that one lol
Robert scratched at his scars. They were itching, which he figured must mean it was about to rain. He raised the remote, clicked a button, and the shades raised to reveal that it was, indeed raining. He lumbered towards the window, with the neon signs shining through the blinds, only showing his glaring eyes. Chicago, or Chiraq as the junkies called it. A city full of fear and misery. "Home sweet home." He clutched his whiskey with his other hand, raising it to take a sip before returning it to its place on the table. As he glanced around his apartment he was struck with how normal it looked, still. The lamp posts from outside the housing projects dripped their sepia paint into the dark canvas of the night. Architecture hadn't gone far in the past ten years, whereas technology had gone farther than anybody could have ever imagined. Without looking he took his glass of whiskey back into his hand, swirling it about and listening to the sound of ice on glass. Yes, technology had gone far. He downed the remaining alcohol and stood, marveling at how he wasn't woozy yet. After all, that had been his sixth.
As he strolled towards the door, he had to remind himself of the days when six glasses would have put him on the floor. It had been a while. Not everybody remembered the days when alcohol affected people. Now, even kids could drink it.
Before leaving, Robert grabbed his black trench coat, and USP45 he called "Betsy". He felt the metal chassis slide across his hand before inserting a magazine. He blew a kiss to his Asuka body pillow. "Best girl" he said, as he gave a wink to her smiling face, before the light from the hallway closed on her as he left.
Robert opened the door into the hallway, glancing at every door number he walked past. He made his way downstairs. Outside, the cold air caressed his face. He checked his keys, radio static..."5 black males drug dealing at Hyde Park." Robert lit his last cig in the box. He pulled out Betsy and cocked the hammer. Showtime.
>Honey
wtf honey?
>IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
I'm new to this. Who is Robert?
who here is boozed up and ready to snuggle their cat?
HUNNY???
>>79258277
(((Chicagolypse)))
>in front of the chirren
ROBERTS COPY
>>79258404
Officer of the City of Kek
>>79258404
Notorious Chicago crime boss
>Honey
>>79258404
Robert?
>>79258404
who isn't at this point
>>79258404
Robert is lingo for a car number, eg 13 Robert is car no. 13
>>79258404
robert is a gang that is prevalent in the hyde park area of chiraq
>it's a domestic battery episode
>nogs
>spics
>chicago
1341 North on Kimball
That's where the wife beater went!
Time to get him. :-o
>>79258404
Robert is the only thing standing between man and kek.
>>79258404
the only human with a stable condition
>>79258333
>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED
>PROPERTY RECOVERED ALL IS WELL \O/ \O/ \O/
"OH, God damnit!"
Sheeeeeit forgot to tell you guys
>watching Americas got talent
>There in chicongo
>an inner city singing group led by there teacher all black
50$ there all dead or in prison in 2 years
>>79258474
the romance cobras, from what I hear. usually while throwing beer bottles at passing automobiles.
>>79258158
It is midnight in Chicago?
>>79258479
>it's a man waving a gun in the street episode
>it's a man yelling at no one episode
>it's a woman yelling help from the second story episode
>America
>civilized
>>79258385
noice senpai
>>79258404
CHECK YO KEYS
>>79258473
You niggers dont ever get it right, it represents 1st watch squad cars.
Example: 1234Robert
>>79258536
it's 01:22 in chicago
>>79258518
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
>>79258518
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION
>>79258536
1:22AM local.
>>79258455
We are all Robert.
Rober is all of us.
Check your keys, Robert.
>>79258536
No, closer to 1:30.
>>79258543
Chicago is basically the land north of the Wall, and CPD = Night's Watch
>>79258405
i would be but no booze
Canada day is Friday and i will be doing exactly that
>>79258573
night is on diappers then.
SOMEONE RUN THAT VIN /CPSGEN/
>>79258588
By the dubs, CHECK YOUR KEYS!
>>79258404
Robert as a code call - Arrest Made
Robert anywhere else - Letter R
reposting previous thread OC
>>79258598
>I'LL BE BACK
>>79258640
>Robert
>>79258640
Read this >>79258568
Leave to take a shower and get some food and I've already missed one whole thread.
>>79258695
Stop spreading misinformation please
>>79258649
Can't wait for the next i2
>>79258385
damn son
632 Robert LOTS OF STATIC
TRY AGAIN PLS
>>79258699
/chicagolypse generals/ have a about a 20 minute lifespan before they're bumpcapped
>>79258649
>someone hits on dispatch
I may not be a cop but dispatch gets flirty, you gotta flirt back to make sure your shit is on point.
32R CHECK YOUR KEYS
>>79258746
Dude I'm from Chicago and have worked with CPD, btfo
>>79258695
Yes, aaand?
>>79258799
Yeah actually if you don't flirt back then you would piss them off.
Besides they're real troopers, I can't believe they have anyone who'll do the job, it's so shit and soulsucking.
>>79258649
this sucks tbhfam, needs work
>>79258842
Why im not in this toyline?
Anything I should be drinkin to besides
>SHOTSFIRED
??
>>79258404
legend goes that in the chaos filled land of chiraq lives a man who has dedicated his life to fighting the forces of evil. Everyday he faces off against villains such as the wicked U-Haul truck and the evil red panties man. Nobody knows who this man is or if he is even a man, some say he could be a guardian angel, all we know is that he's called Robert.
Holy shit, comms were quiet for almost 15 seconds.
New record for how long I've been listening.
>>79258933
>black male
>>79258857
You were wrong, roger is not a code word for arrest in CPD
>>79258936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHgYtKkSEDA
>>79258933
Robert if you have that much alcohol.
>White shirt
>>79258965
>>79258959
same
Remember the slide whistle and cackling in the dead air yesterday?
>>79258959
2 more hours until kek's hour long afternoon nap
>talked to baby momma.
>>79258936
Reminder that Chicongo doesn't let you leave
>baby mama
KEK
talkin to the.... baby mama
>>79258926
But you are!
B A B Y M A M A
A
B
Y
M
A
M
A
Did he just say "Crazy mama"?
>>79258991
Gonna try this for the next 10min
>>79258903
>Yeah actually if you don't flirt back then you would piss them off.
Yup, in my business dispatch basically decides how much money you make too so making them happy helps.
>Besides they're real troopers, I can't believe they have anyone who'll do the job, it's so shit and soulsucking.
Yeah, in general dispatch is rough, dispatching police is a fucking grind.
>baby mama
>WITH A FUGGEN AFRO M8!!
>MALE, BACK WITH AN AFRO
HERE WE GO LADS
NIGGER WITH AN AFRO
>>79259054
was scared for a second.
a leaf
>>79258926
Man, great movie(s)
Muh childhood
>daughters childs father knocking on windows
>black male with an afro, now on neighbors lawn
checking in
CANADIAN IN CHICAGO?
KEKED
>Hernandez says that the father is a black man with a afro
Holy shit
>>79259057
baby mama =
my baby's mother
since nogs rarely marry
>>79259036
/CHORIPAN/
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>79259018
There was a short whistle that sounded like it earlier.
But I remember that glorious moment and the thread explosion afterward
>>79258982
You are wrong if you think that car call is all Robert is used as.
We have an image of the suspect.
>>79259169
we get that, but who the hell is robert?
>Black man with an afro
>Pool closing imminent
>>79259161
>canadian in chicago
Always. A bad. Idea.
Leafs get smoked here all the time.
Ephram A Brown
720 ILCS 570/401(c)(2) MFG/DEL 1
doggu in vehicle.
>>79259138
>tfw you confuse "Johnny 5" from Short Circuit with "Johnny 23" from Con Air
>SSSSTEPHANIEEE...
>IIIINPUUUUT SSSSTEPHANIEEE!
>>79259202
a man of legend
Fucking leaves are invading.
TO ARMS!
>>79259054
wow wtf
That pic, great find
inb4 newfag
>2 females with guns
>>79259169
>my baby momma's baby
>two male blacks with guns
>>79259255
haha, oh wow
RIP doggu. You will never be adopted.
>>79259202
>he doesn't know about Robert
>>79258924
original author here, if you have suggestions I can easily make edits
>>79259190
Robert is used also as phonetic and also the incident
>call alex back to get his name
>imm just going to try and call aaaalllex
not the pupper
Ayyy, they FOUND a pupper this thread! So far, no murdered puppers tonight!
>>79259291
>grizzly bear on meth
his girlfriend is drinking, he wants him removed...
Whats englands equivalent to chicago?
>>79259202
A Real Human Bean
>CLIP
>>79259369
That pupper is going to be sent to a shelter, and he's going to be gassed.
BLACK MALE
HOODIE
HANDGUN
DINDU NUFFINNNNNN
>extended clip
>clip
>extended clip
>2 BLACKS
>ONE WHITE SHIRT
>ONE BLACK HOODIE
>EXTENDED CLIPS
HERE WE GOOOOOOO!!!
>>79259349
Police action report I meant to add, it says radio there but coppers use robert
extended clip!
Whats the time in chicago right now? 4 a.m
>>79259343
Needs somewhere:
>we had static, can you repeat that?
EXTENDED CLIP WEW LAD
>extended clip
RRREEE
EXTENDED CLIP
>ran in no particular direction
>EXTENDED CLIP
oh damn robert!
>Extended clip
Ban this.
>>79259465
almost 1:40 am
>scaring off nigs with guns
>>79259414
Tower Hamlets
>GETTING ROBBED BY TWO BLACK MALES WITH GUNS
>ONE WITH A WHITE SHIRT
>clip
>>79259414
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
clip status: maximum extension
>>79259465
1:36 am
Central Time Zone
>extended clipazine
>>79259466
Great, it'll be fun if there's a bunch of different versions floating around anyway, then people can pick their favorite or use different ones on different nights or whatever.
>>79259506
E X T E N D E D
okay just hold on a sec, jeeezzz
Gotta be honest guys, I didn't expect listening to police radio with music in the background at night to be so comfy. I better be careful or it'll get to the point where I won't be able to fall asleep without listening to the gentle sounds of black males being reported for domestic disturbances.
>>79259258
The not care when it's not to post fake and rigged polls.
>>79259506
Awe snap. Another good hour or two of dinduniffinery
>>79259554
Robert
>>79259465
How the fuck do you get 4:00 with Chicago? It's not on the east coast.
>>79259554
It's already too late, once you've heard the croaking of kek in the distant sky, there's no turning back.
>>79259598
West, I mean. Too many shots from too many shots fired.
4am is where the junkies wake up and the black men with red panties stalk the streets.
>>79259465
Its 1:40am
>K9
Ever heard of the nig getting chased by the K9 unit and he tries to hide behind a bush?
any chicagoans here?
What are my fellow roberts listening to in the background?
7736793544
Who got that number? I'll call it.
>>79259717
*Chiraqis
>>79259659
>black men with red panties stalking the streets
Well, we know where general buttnaked ended up at least.
>>79259717
Many.
chicago sure is hell
it's only 2:40 on the East Coast you morons
do you think Chicago is in the Atlantic?
BABYMAMA
>>79259554
Robert.
Turn back, before it's too late.
Earlier me and another anon both enjoyed sumptuous italian dinners with our murder and violence. This form of entertainment is somewhat habit forming.
I imagine being one of these chiraq coons might be kinda fun.
Get high as fuck on drugs all day, making your mixtape, fucking newgun you got from robbing some chump, never know when your gonna die.
>>79259554
What are you listening to
Link?
>>79259741
TV.
>>79259349
Uhh ya, no shit, why we arguing?
>>79258640
That's what I told the man.
>>79259741
Vaporwave/chillwave
basically anything chill
>>79259764
this face has seen too much
robert
>>79259783
This one http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>79259343
10-4 and northbound et al are too routine
also you have to have "stable is not a condition" in there somewhere!
switch old people for homeless people
actual murder is code 0110 / homicide for Chicago
>>79259744
Straight to voicemail.
>>79259745
7736793544 is what i heard
>>79258158
No joke. I am going to Kinko's tomorrow to have a bunch of these bingo cards printed up at maybe 3x scale on some butcher's paper. Gonna go out and buy a bulletin board and some darts. It's gonna make a hell of a drinking game.
>how good are you at running a Canadian driver's license
WITNESSED. KEK IS AMONG US.
>>79259770
Chicago is Atlantis confirmed.
THEY TRYING TO KILL HIM!
>trying to kill him
SOMEONE'S TRYING TO KILL HIM!
HE DED NOW
>someone's trying to kill him
we got a live one boys
>send help
>>79259843
Might be busy...
SOMEONES DOING THE KILLING
DONT KNOW WHO THOUGH
>male asking for help says their trying to kill
Shit lads shit just got real
>SOMEONE
SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL TYRONE
>THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL HIM
>they're trying to kill him
>they're trying to kill him
GET OUTTA THERE NIGGA
>It's all so tiresome
>someone is begging for help
>There trying to kill him
>>79259838
The ambient music tho
Of course I have the scanner up
>>79259717
Southside here
>male black with an afro
>>79259776
Said anon here. Took a break from the thread to take my dogs out and water my garden. Back in the action.
MALE BLACK WITH AN AFRO
These niggas are groovy
>Baby daddy wit an afro
>Daughter-child's father
cuck detected
Moonman trying to kill somebody. Will collide with blackman with afro and destroy city.
>MALE BLACK WITH AFRO
I think the dispatch ladies on their break are getting wild about something in the background.
>>79259945
It should be cycling through automatically? It's on "Masau'u Hopi" right now.
Male black with afro? Who he think he is? Mutha fucka Ron O'neill? Sheeeeit.
>He's not supposed to be there, male black with afro
None of y'all supposed to be here
EVERY THING IS GOOD
SLOW DOWN ON SPAULDING!!!!
Robert
((((Uhhhhhh))))
>>79259984
Welcome back, rigatoni-anon!
>>79260000
KEK GET!
The afro is such a delightful detail to add in the report. That he's a baby-daddy causing a ruckus is tip-top kek.
>a *friend* is trying to get in, breaking the door
When NEETS attack
>>79260090
Social Justice.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!!!!
we code station now
>>79260031
I hear strictly the police scanner on http://youarelistening.to/chicago and nothing else
Must be on my end, fresh install of Windows
Thank you though, for the link
Holy shit?
Was that a Skyking?
>>79260174
>>79260179
THEY KNOW WE'RE LISTENING
>SKYKING SKYKING DINDU ANSWER
>>79260188
Probably need a plugin. That site plays a soundcloud playlist of chill along with the broadcastify stream.
SO. MUCH. PAYPAWERK
>>79260234
>>SKYKING SKYKING DINDU ANSWER
SSSSHHHHIIEEEEEEET
>>79260040
Pic related, every dispatchers and cops face and feels when they go on break.
>The whites built a great city, and then you moved in. They built brick and cinderblock houses, do you know what type of work went into these houses, the sidewalks, the sewer system, and you guys just burned them all and let them fall apart and started killing each other.
>>79260248
I will check it out, thank you
>>79259741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7oxd7p7zf0&app=desktop
Listen to that^
While reading this >>79258385
for maximum neo noir crime feels
>>79260174
It means charlie tango zulu 9er
>>79260188
I'm on a fresh install as well and mine is working. Maybe it's a browser issue. I'm on chrome.
I'm wondering, is it possible to maybe get on the frequency they are using?
>>79260234
>SKYKANGZ SKYKANGZ DINDU NUFFIN
>disregard robert
at your own risk
what was the fate of the male black with afro
Chicago cops must be the most redpilled people on earth from having to deal with niggers all the time
REGISTER ANNUALLY
Godspeed officers Jackson and Polaski
GANGSTER DISCIPLES
this hispanic sounding chick....
she has to go back
>>79259466
>>79258757
>>79259842
getting there
Oh shit, Gangster Disciple nigga
Anybody catch his name? I could prolly find him on face book
>>79260423
All cops are.
>Yeah
>Yes or no?
>Yes
What a cunt
>>79260411
He closed the pool.
>yes
>was that a yes or a no....
>YES
>>79260391
This is writing it self
Top Kek!
>>79260487
And so are most hookers.
>>79260440
No worries when cucknada let's them come in with out visas she'll be gone
Black male wearing red. What a surprise.
The fuck is a "gangsta descipal?"
>yes
>is that a yes or a no?
>...yes
>>79260391
AAAAAGGGHHHH FUCK, MY SIDES
>>79260360
Robert be with you.
Why is this city taking so long to have a riot? They have a huge white population they can attack. Why havent they reached defcon 1?
>>79260474
>>79260343
Yep. Chrome works.
I've lost all faith in Firefox
Much better with ambient music, wow
TWO PEOPLE URINATING
>>79260511
>yfw those chickenscratch scribbles of the pyramids lifting off the ground towards space
>>79260552
Name of a gang, Gangster Disciples
>urinating in front of a white vehicle
Not gonna lie, I've been that drunk before. There's nowhere else to go.
Watersports with white....car.
>using "robert" instead of "over"
What's the point?
>>79260552
a gang
>two people urinating in front of a white vehicle
>>79260507
Your age is showing, anon.
>So is mine.
>>79260552
>URINATING
>>79260603
ON WHITE PEOPLE
I MEAN VEHICLE
>>79260552
Its the big kid on the block
The Harlem Globe Trotters of Chiraq
>>79260626
KILL THE BLASPHEMER
>>79260626
Robert
>>79260563
This kind of is a type of slow motion, spread out riot, right?
WE NEED A NEW OP, ROBERT.
>>79260617
I just moved about an hour away from Chicago (Wisconsin) and I had no idea.
7-11. Nigga drinkin from the slurpee fountain
Praise robert. Kek form in chicago.
woman on a boat
shes going sailing
>>79260762
top notch, top kek
>>79260762
nice
>>79260762
Good work Anon
Saved
>>79260762
...it's beautiful!
>>79260785
This needs a pepe
>>79260751
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, i just got back
im on it
It's my first time in one of these threads.
Does Chicago even have a future?
>>79260762
das it mane
>>79260762
Awwww yisss
>>79260762
This general has been a thing for what? A few days?
And there's already top notch content coming out?
Hot damn.
boys been trying to fight with him
they wuz good boys!
robert
>>79260762
good meme
>strickland
>we are in the Back to the Future darkest timeline
CHEERS EPISODE
LMAO
>>79260762
"Stable is Not a Condition"
WHAT ABOUT THE URINATORS?
>>79260850
Fantastic timing!!
USE THIS PIC!!
>>79260762
>>79260762
>>79260762
>>79260762
>>79260762
>>79260762
> cheaters episode
"Cheaters episode out here"
Aww, No-one's on a boat :(
>We ran outta gas and it's a Cheers episode over here, so, we're good.
>>79260861
Sure does
pic related
did they just say boat ran out of gas?
>CHEERS EPISODE IN PROGRESS
Everyone knows your name
>>79260762
quality OC m8 ;_;7
>>79260861
it can never recover
robert
First time in this general, what is the point? Just waiting for a happening?
new thread?
>>79260882
It's hot. Too much material though, there's unlimited random meme material.
I enjoyed my first Nigs at Night. Good night, /pol/. I'll try and come back tomorrow night.
THERE BE A GUN
>>79260947
Robert
>>79260762
>this independence day, stable will not be a condition
>>79260964
Standby, Robert.
Robert is on it.
did someone just say baby dick?
>>79260947
Constant happenings
>>79258293
>>79258333
Its filling fast.
>>79260762
Where the fuck is the UHAUL truck creeping by.
>>79260947
Just listen in m8. It's amazing
>>79260947
Yes
Gotta take a break from all the shitposting and shills
Nice change of pace
Black male suspects, what a crazy world we live in
Did he just fucking say baby dick?!
>>79261009
also heard this
>>79261009
Kek thought the same thing
>>79261029
Holy shit it is pretty gr8
>>79260975
Goodnight robert
>>79260999
ill be sure to tune in!
>>79261035
thats what i heard
>>79260975
Night. But you're gonna miss some of the good stuff, we're in peak happening hours.
What's on fire Robert?
>w-what are you doin'
These poor fucks are exhausted
>>79260999
checked
>house fire, garage fire, what's on fire, robert?
>>79260941
It's Robert.
>>79261035
Heard that too
>>79261021
They were heavy a few hours ago
new bread pls OP we got a garage fire here
>>79261021
>>79260999
valid points noted
>>79261009
ahahha yeah me too?!
chicago is crazy mane
>it's the garage that's on fire
WHATS UP WITH CHICAGO AND LIGHTING GARAGES ON FIRE
NEW THREAD (new theme song in OP)
>>79261092
NEW THREAD (new theme song in OP)
>>79261092
NEW THREAD (new theme song in OP)
>>79261092
NEW THREAD (new theme song in OP)
>>79261092
NEW THREAD (new theme song in OP)
>>79261092
>>79261083
But it's 3am and I need to be at work in 6 hours. I'm already fucked as it is.
>>79261102
**Another garage fire
That's two tonight.
>>79261096
ROBERT
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>>79261116
Found the culprit
>ex throwing things at door
jeez, cops gotta deal with all sorts of dumb shit
Somewhere right now on /x/, someone is legit having a panic seizure over our memeing here.
SHOTS FIRED
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>>79259096
Who is dispatch ? Are they actual officers that just trade off duties ?
Can I work dispatch?
NEW THREAD (new theme song in OP)
>>79261092
NEW THREAD (new theme song in OP)
>>79261092
NEW THREAD (new theme song in OP)
>>79261092
NEW THREAD (new theme song in OP)
>>79261092
NEW THREAD (new theme song in OP)
>>79261092
Is this bitch drunk?
>>79261254
I'm not in Chicago, but I know someone that got a job doing dispatch and they didn't have to become a cop or anything like that
WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT?!
>>79261764
Its police code for arrest made
