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Chicago Police Scanner Thread #2


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http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web


alternative
http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
http://youarelistening.to/chicago (Feed + Ambient Music)

>Nig on Nig action
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
>check yo keys

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Zone-10 (local anon's beat)
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1

donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/

Current Time in Chicago: 10:09 PM
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>>79243441
TONIGHT...

>ROBERT

>WATCH YOUR KEYS

>Jigaboo Central Time

>please clap

>fags boyfriend beating him up

>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided

>actives shoter

>gang mob of ten people fighting in apartment

>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.

>30 males fighting in the street no weapons

>SHOTS FIRED Driver female, wearing a helmet, unknown race.

>SHOTS FIRED...Two black males

>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard

>Trash can fires

>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets

>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter

>six shots in the air it's nothing

>MISSING 50 y/o female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...

>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")

>COMMERCIAL ALARM

>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot

>Domestic Battery

>WATCH THOSE KEYS ROBERT. WE GOT AN OPEN KEY IN ZONE 3.

>Check your partner's keys! :3

>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!

>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS

>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off

>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED

>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car

>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church

>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks
What a goddamn city.
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7-11 ROBERT
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Chicago PD is the American equivalent of the Nights Watch.
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Robert has been busy tonight.
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Evening everyone
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>nog screaming in background
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First for U-Haul
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Is Robert Kek?
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second for dem keys
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>>79243441
Check yo keys Robert
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7-11 ROBERT
>7-11 ROBERT
7-11 ROBERT
>7-11 ROBERT

ceyull phonee
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>muffled noises sounding like screaming
>you need some help out their?
>yeah I'm fine

Shit I thought he dieded their for a second
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Xth for black male in a white t-shirt
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>>79243666
oh satan
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https://www.google.com/maps/search/2258+west+chicago+ave/@38.5079241,-76.6585977,15z/data=!3m1!4b1
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How's that bingo board coming along?
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Curious: are you able to tell what these people are saying all the time or only some of it?
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>>79243711
look at your fucking digits, mate!
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>>79243666
Another UHAUL? There was one previous tonight, like 20min ago.
>>79243690
Has to be one of Keks minions on this earth, the guy is unstoppable.
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>>79243607
The night is dark and full of niggers
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Updates nigger
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ROBERT AT 7/11
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>>79243760
thought i was the only one who couldnt tell what some of them were saying
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>>79243711
holy shit, son

>>79243760
I understand most, some of the cops talk really quietly
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STEPH CURRY ABOUT TO SHOOT SOME NIGGAS
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STEPHEN CURRY
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>>79243800
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>>79243760
Pretty much all of it.
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>>79243557
And Missing Person report, 5' 5" 150 lb. female, first timer in the running club, later texted friend she just quit the race
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GOT A MALE BLACK TALL BALD
OAKLEY AND JACKSON

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Jackson+%26+Oakley/@41.8776421,-87.6863203,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x880e2d426afbc3b3:0x1af4e4952fd24c8b!8m2!3d41.8776381!4d-87.6841316
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>>79243711
kek blesses a happening at 7-11
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SHOTS FIRED
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You live in the city with one of the most decorated NBA teams of all time and you run around with a Curry jersey on like a bandsagon bitch? I hope that asshole gets killed.
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>>79243768
>>79243711
by god...
kek wills it, Robert will have a good night
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10-12 SHOTS FIRED
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Mercy Hospital?
Is Chicago Left4Dead?
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10-12 shots fired
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>10 to 20 shots heard

is it happening?
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>>79243711
>711
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>>79243850
It's all gone down hill...
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>>79243441
SHOTS FIRED IN LANGLEY
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>40th street
>shots fired
>i repeat, shots fired

HERE WE GO LADS
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>>79243817
I'm thinking we also make a drinking game off this. I got some tastey whipped cream vodka and coke to drink.
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>>79243817
>whites helping in black crime

No, I mean like literally a cucking in progress as in someone's Girlfriend phone was answered by a dude and hung up or something
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Is there anyway to have the police scanner output to text?
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SPIC BEGGING FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A 40
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>>79243937

Just wednesday night, anon. Relax.
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kek drinking a 40 oz.
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AHHAAHAH beggingf for money drinking a 40 ounce and she breaks out laughing
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>>79243800
the black walkers
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Hispanic panhandler drinking a 40
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DRINKIN DAT FORTAY

NEED MOAR MONEY FOR DEM FORTAYS
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scratchy
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Go to google street view and look up some of these locations, crazy. I've seen nicer shit in cracktown jamaica.
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>>79244001

you realize in Canada an active shooting would be highly unusual right?
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>>79243779
Not yet. Wait for it.

>>79243800
Kek.

>ALL THOSE SHOTS BEIGN FIRED
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>>79244040
GIBZ ME DAT MONAY
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>>79243441

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vUkMdj2fZ8
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>>79243987
speech-to-text app and route the audio back into the app?
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>>79243957
Not even a Finn or Russian could survive that much alcohol.
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Drink for

Shots fired
Black male
Red clothes

Finish drink:
Uhaul
Homicide
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>>79243977
Oh, makes sense. I'd call the cops and tell them to bring the body box if that happened.

Update
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>>79244088
Not in Surrey m8
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>while domesticating
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>>79244121
I'd like to meet the speech-to-text app that can handle this fucking scanner.
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>>79244121
That's what I was thinking, but I can barely make out what they're hearing myself, an app probably won't be able to decipher the audio
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How are they all drunk right now with work in the morning?
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>>79243987
i wish there was a way i could listen to threads instead of read them
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>while they were domesticating

You learn something new every day.
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>Charlie
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>>79244221
screen readers bruh
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>79244190

huh. guess I just live in a sheltered area then

feels good not being poor
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>>79244212
>nigs
>work
Welcome to America, you must be new here.
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>>79244180
Robert needs to be the free square in the middle, m8.
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>>79244088
Not unless its winnipeg
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>>79244212
>Implying they work other than standing on the welfare line
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>>79244274
woops

meant to reply to >>79244190
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>>79244221
http://www.naturalreaders.com/index.html
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The craziest shit about Chicago vs other city scanners is the complete boredom in their voices, even when talking about a dozen gunshots heard.

This city is out of control.
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>>79244296
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>>79244303
>>79244278
>>79244212

They ARE at work.

Drugs might sell them selves, but somebody has to physically hand them over.
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Got a scanner and I am close to Chicago, anyone know what zone we are listening to? or is it the collective zones combined? i wouldnt mind connecting all of them together
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>mfw driving earlier and saw a sign for a place called Roberts
I started cackling like an idiot for a minute there.
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>>79244262
>>79244338
holy shit
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>>79244088
I'm dt Toronto. One night I heard shots, looked downstairs and saw a dude running and then jumping into a car that pulled up.

They happen fairly often
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>>79244199
audio out to low-pass filter to speech-to-text app then?
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tfw you realize you're enabling them by paying into the welfare state.
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>>79244212

>work

I shiggely-diggely
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>>79244427
It is city-wide net. Collected zones.
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>>79244296
Yeah, and there can be multiple spaces for shots fired.

Shots fired with no description, shots fired with description, shots fired with guy in red panties, etc.
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>>79244428
What is Robert and check yo keys
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>>79244377
Easy way to make a hard living
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>>79244449

yep browsers are setup to do this already.

>ugh another call shots fired
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Another shots fired, possible shootout
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1500 Trumbull multiple shots fired
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Lol two multiple gunshot calls at two separate locations within 5 minutes.
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>>79244127
German and Irish, I also had asthma as a kid. The albuterol shit for my nebulizer was medical grade vodka and albuterol. I will try my damnedest genosse.

>>79244177
Nah, white shirt. Those are more common.

The trick to making the game fun, get some regular coke or a chaser in a second glass.

Have two columns, one column is drink chaser the other is drink booze.
If too many points for one happens in an alotted time period, you switch to the other column.

EG white shirts and shots fired x5 in 10 minutes you switch to drink booze. Uhaul, whatever, too fast and you switch to chaser to prevent alcohol poisoning.
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>>79244377
yeah but no one's going to give you shit for dealing drugs with a hangover m80
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teens in the alley fighting, some are bloody
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Shots fired - DRINK!
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>thats da reason why im acksking
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>>79244510
robert is a general acknowledge but i was listening this afternoon and they didn't use it at all
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>>79244530
Except for all the bullets in asses.
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>men fighting in the alleys some of them bloody
shit these cops better be careful they don't want to catch any stds or some shit
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>>79244190
>>79244298
>>79244453

I'm in Aurora ON

If someone fired a shot half the city would dial the police
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>>79244617
war of the apes
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>>79244627
She's getting cheeky now
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Last two numbers is the amount of murders we get tonight
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>>79244485

got it, time to start punching in the codes...

460.12500
460.17500
460.27500
460.32500
460.35000
460.25000
460.30000
460.52500

For anybody that has a scanner in the area and wants the codes.
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ROBERT STOP KEYING THE FUCKING MIC
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man in wheelchair ran into car, scratched it
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Does Chicago ever stop or is this nonsense on 24/7?
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>>79244296
Fucking there. Fine.
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WHERE LADY ROSA AT?
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wheelchair man rams into car
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>>79244510
Robert is phonetic alphabet for R, which is applied to patrol numbers that dispatched as "relief."

"Check your keys" means check your radio and make sure it's not the one transmitting and messing up the channel.
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Nigga stole my wheelchair and is ramming cars with it.
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>>79244722
It gets worse at night
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>>79244722
Only on NigsAtNite™
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>>79244666
>>men fighting in the alleys some of them bloody

You ain't kidding, Satan.
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>>79244699
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>>79243711
wtf. im bout to go buy a lotto ticket at 7 11
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>>79244699
max 'em out son
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>>79244722
i was listening this afternoon and it was pretty tame. summertime and nighttime bring out the best
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>woman reporting that a black arm tried to drag her into one of the city's storm drains
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>12 PEOPLE FIGHTING THROWING BRICKS AND BOTTLES

fucking bottle kids
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>3rd shots fired
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>BOTTLES AND BRICKS BEING THROWN
>10 SHOTS
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>man in wheelchair scratching cay

Ghost detected.
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>a dozen boys and girls fighting with bottles and bricks
>10 shots fired
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>>79244846
Sounds like a jolly good time to me fammo
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>Niggers throwing bottles and bricks

I just joined and heard this. Jesus christ just fucking Cluster Bomb Chicago and be done with it.
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>>79244211
checked, also let me see if my DAW can clean it up well enough to capture it i'ma play around with this for a bit never tried this before
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>>79244846
I WISH THAT I COULD BE LIKE THE BOTTLE KIDS
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Shots fired, everybody take a drink
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>3 in the chest
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mad?
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>>79244725
basketball court bottom right block
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>his computer got shot
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>my computer is shot
this is getting out of fucking hand robert
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>>79244911
Glug - gonna be drunk soon
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>>79244868
KEK

HOLY FUCK GUY SHOT 3 TIMES
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>>79244911
YOUR DIGITS, ROBERT.
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>>79244840
Chuds confirmed?
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CRIME LAB
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>3 shots to the chest
RIP
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>ones been shot 3 times in the chest
>if they die were definitely taking this to the crime lab
Holy shit it's escalating
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>Not sure if he is still with us, and don't fucking care
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>car opening device

Ever heard of keys?
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>shot 3 times in the chest
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>>79244907
If you use adblock to block an element and click that little line underneath the banner it will hide all the post numbers, ID and that whole header on each post
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>>79244009
he is still right. you pay for the bread sticks when you buy the over priced pasta. oh unlimited soup they must make like no money. you're paying for it learn basic math.
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>shots fired

drink drink drink
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Disturbance on the basketball court, Robert.
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>>79243557
>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car

"Go home, Dave. Don't let me catch you out here again."
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5th separate shots fired in the last 15 minutes.
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>>79245055
Finish drink
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>>79244967
Does he mean his computers broken? Or actually shot
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Another common one for the Chicongo scanner is

>"I need you to determine... Is this a 041A or a 0110?"

041 is "person shot" and 110 is "homicide."
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Been popping Xanax every shots fired since i don't drink I will be dead soon,
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3 shots for the guy that got shot 3 times?
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Basketball court needs to be on the bingo card
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CAR

OPENING

DEVICE
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>>79245156
Yes
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GOTTA CAR OPENING DEVICE
>CHECK YOUR KEYS
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Confirms what everyone knows. Niggers are criminals.
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>>79245210
Yup
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>>79245154
Don't do that! You'll miss the holiday weekend@
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>shooting on foot patrol

that counts

drink drink drink
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>>79245096
cheers.
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>>79245154
xanax are for dummies... don't be a loser stay xana free.
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>>79245299
FACK x 2 fur dubs
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who else comfy this weekend listening to this shit over the holiday?
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>>79245154
xanax ruins lives
Multiple people I know have gone to jail or nearly died
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>>79243441
>Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Only 101 listeners right now. Is /pol/ too busy jerkin it to listen?
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>black
>selling drugs
of course

SHOTS FIRED IN DISTRICT 09
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>shots fired shots fired, 3 shots heard

drink drink drink

fuuuuck
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SHOTS FIRED, DRINK DRINK DRINK
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>MFW someone is pumping my gas and then starts trying to sell me drugs
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maleblack white shirt, shots fired 94 and racine
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>selling drugs watering a palm tree

A E S T H E T I C
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>>79245210
Commonly known as a brick.
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>>79245299
you guys gotta fucking chug a beer/ take a shot everytime shots fired is announced?
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>shots fired
>black male loitering
That's 2 shots
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>>79245382
Yep
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>>79245382
comfy as fuck
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>>79245382

Can't wait!
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>>79245431
Most of us are on the city-wide.
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I gotta condense this list... it's getting too long for one post.

I'm going to bundle all the shots fired into one entry.
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>>79244879
I got a nigs@nite story regarding the use of the word senpai.

Apparently, its part of the black lexicon in Kentucky. In fact, every sentence is ended in senpai to express an extreme displeasure or high emotion tension.


Upd8, r8, b8, seig heil for the master race?
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>>79245407
Been on a script for years, not illegally obtained and on vacation I can sleep till Tuesday
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>>79245483
That is the plan
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>>79245483
Yup gonna run out before they run out of ammo I think
>>
Can anyone give me a legit reason why I should go see fireworks on the 4th instead of staying in and listening to the Chicago Police scanner? Shits going to be wildin
>>
Almost the 4th
Gonna hear lots of "shots fired" for a couple of weeks
>>
>radios are horrible.
what's the current year?
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>>79245382
I'm ready. We must all sacrifice a meaty steak to our lord and savior if we are to receive the glorious magic of the memes.
>>
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>>79245150
>>
FUCK, THREADS STARTED EARLY
I'll be home in half an hour

God dawn it
>>
>>79245095
I laughed that you had to respond to that picture. Nobody cares about olive garden bro, it's shit tier food.
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>the kids are back in the house
>>
ROBERT
O
B
E
R
T
>>
A R M E D A N D D A N G E R O U S
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>>79245568
why not both?
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>>79245614
what australia is it right now
is it night
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>>79245562
>>79245564

good luck tomorrow, imma sip
>>
>he needs my help to find his gu
>I'm contuineing the search for the weapon
Worst criminal ever
>>
>>79245763
Still fucking daylight where I am, will be for another 2 hours
>>
crackhead fighting at rehab
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>>79245763
its winter
>>
>Nigger wants to fight
>>
REHAB CENTER SHITFIGHT
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REHAB SMACKDOWN!
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Comphy with my old scanner
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>>79245763
1:38 pm
I'm on the train back from taking my grandmother out for lunch
>>
> searching for a weapon.

I thought nigcago was a gun free zone. How is this possible?!
>>
>>79245623
you care about olive garden. why you keep defending it? the bread sticks are not free or unlimited.
>>
>>79245623
DELETE THIS
>>
FIGHTING BROKEN OUT AT REHAB CENTER

Junkies take to the streets on a drug fuelled rampage when?
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>>79245886
How the fuck are you going to pick up chicago where you are
>>
if doobles fighting over narcotics
>>
>>79245899
One guy capped his own as yesterday
>>
>>79245838
Sunset is at 9... Its 11:30 on the east coast, meaning its roughly 6-7:30 your time... Alaska or hawaii?
>>
>>79244463

>pay into welfare state
>apes act like apes

>dont pay into welfare state
>hehe im so edgy beating the system
>apes still act like apes

wew lad
>>
No description

>black
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And they still haven't handled the domestic yet
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Get the cage!
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>dat mexican guy
kek
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drunk husband out front banging on the doors and windows
no description tho
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>>79245910
>you care about olive garden. why you keep defending it?
How am I defending it lol. I just posted a stupid picture and you got all buttflustered.
Literally can't even remember the last time I've been to one. Not even sure if I ever have.
>>
>>79245939
Junkies never unite. They will literally hug eachother and rob eachother on the same day.
>>
> drunk nig banging on the doors and windows.

Lmao! Most entertaining city in America.
>>
>>79246027
>dont pay into welfare state
>get kidnapped or killed by state
>apes still act like apes
>>
>>79246062
Of course there black it's night outside you can't even see them
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>>79246124
GIBZ ME DEM REPARISHUNS NIGGAH
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>I thought the sheriff handled that
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>>79245971
I bet it was over a cigarette.
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>uhhh do we respond? I though sheriffs did that

kek even cops pull 'it aint my job'
>>
>Officer Pedro has entered the game.
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>>79246183
>uhh that's not my job.
>>
>>79246155
>of course he's black...

Because he's committing a crime
>>
OPEN KEYS
>>
Any misadventures for Robert yet?
>>
New game...

Find the Drug Deal on Google Maps

Clues:

1) West Warren Blvd and North Campbell Ave

2) Black backpack

3) Mac Truck
>>
OPEN
FUCKING
KEY
>>
>>79246278
maybe we can help the CPD like we helped the Russian Air Force
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The closest thing to a comfy thread /pol/ has produced.

Thank you Robert
>>
OPEN FO DOOR
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>>79246382
Thank you Robert
>>
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New updates, do I keep the tannenburg font?
>>
>>79246382
Thank you Robert
>>
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>>79246231
Turns out they're just humans.
>>
>>79246382
Thank you Robert
Don't forget check yo keys
>>
>>79246382
Thank you Robert
>>
good morning robert
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>>79246382
Thank you Robert
>>
There's already been one shooting tonight
>>
M A C H E T E
>>
>oh lord
>>
>>79246382
Thank you Robert
>>
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>>79246382
Thank you Robert
>>
I have three open, robert robert robert shots fired robert black male white shirt robert over
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>>79246276
TONIGHT...

>ROBERT

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS...Check your partner's keys! :3

>Jigaboo Central Time

>please clap

>fags boyfriend beating him up

>gang mob of ten people fighting in apartment

>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.

>30 males fighting in the street no weapons

>SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.

>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard

>Trash can fires

>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets

>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter

>MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")

>COMMERCIAL ALARM

>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot

>Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.

>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!

>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS

>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off

>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.

>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church

>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks

>*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?

>*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY

>RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR

>Teens fighting in the alleys some of them bloody...Throwing bricks and glass bottles

>SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.

>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN

>FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?

What a goddamn city.
>>
>Blasting the music

Si.
>>
>>79246382
Gomenosai robert-kun!
>>
>noise complaint
>illegally parked vehicle

wtf is this shit, I want Lady "Batshit-Crazy" Rosa and niggers with swords
>>
Gang bangers fighting
>>
Blasting the music
>>
this weekend is gonna be fun

i hope the nigs set a record for killing each other
>>
GANG FIGHT
>>
confirmed for gangbangers
>>
lmao gnagbangers are fighting
>>
aw shit, gang bangers fightin
>>
Robtert means an arrest was made you idiots
>>
MAN SWINGING MACHETE
>>
gangbangers fighting with nigger-knives
>>
>>79246382
Thank you Robert
>>
> THEY FIGHTING WITH BOTTLES ROBERT!!! POO IN LOO ROBBED AT GUN POINT ROBERT!!!
>>
>>79246382
Thank you Robert
>>
Oh god I'm fucking moving to Chicago in September

I'm going to die aren't I

I'm living in Hyde Park
>>
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Armitage+%26+Sawyer/@41.9173269,-87.7109566,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x880fcd6822d31833:0xccc95ca1346df11a!8m2!3d41.9173229!4d-87.7087679

ciroq is here
>>
>he asked his girlfriend to call the police cause he was mugged at gunpoint
Cuck detected
>he's waiting on the corner
Was he mugged while dealing crack?
>>
>>79246574
It's phonetic alphabet for R, units dispatched as "relief."
>>
>>79246574
No, he's the chief of police. They keeping him updated. Dummy.
>>
>>79243441

op from the past couple of nights here.

thanks for starting this up, you make me proud.
>>
>>79246519
nigga wat?
ありがとうロバート君
>>
>>79245968
w-who are you?
>>
>>79246574
no
>>
>>79246634
Nigga you dead. Better call Robert
>>
>>79246519
Gomen'nasai is sorry.
You mean arigatou.
>>
Mt. Siani person shot. Roberts I'm out here again tonight Zone 10. Pray for a safe night for /Roberts/
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>>79246634
YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW
>>
>>79246538
The night is still young anon.
>>
>>79246634
Just don't walk west or south and you're OK
>>
awww shit fire in the alley
>>
Another person shot walking into Mt. Sinai. Same thing happened last night.
>>
>>79246643
>logan square
>chiraq
kek, no
>>
>>79246634
you're going to UofC? it has the second largest private police force outside of the Vatican. stay on campus and you'll be fine.
>>
>>79243690
Technically robert is judge dredd trying to drive kek out.
But as far as the memes go, Robert is practically kek's alter ego.
>>
>>79246634
RIP anon
>>
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>>79246634
you KNOW dis nigga dun fucked up NOW
>>
>>79246634
Don't listen to these kids who have never been to Chicago.

Crime is isolated in 2 parts of the city. Hyde Park is where Obongo lives, you have nothing to worry about.
>>
>>79243817
The board is filled every night.
Need revision.
>>
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>Open all closures
Look what time it is
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NEW THREAD
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>>79246690
an anon.

How the fuck you going to pick up the signal so far away?
>>
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>>79246634
ur dead

enjoy your last few months with ms rover
>>
>>79246885
nah, it's a race
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFEftsKAUvY&list=PLyI3z-7R4O1khpd8nxPuVg4T-oT9s2BD9
>>
Best board on 4chan
>>
OH SHIT POLICE CHASE
>>
damn this is some chase!
>>
>>79246704
Oops, I'm new to anime
>>
FUCKING INTENSE
>>
PURSUIT!!!!
>>
CHASE IN PROGRESS
>>
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oh shit purist happening

ITS REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
>>
foot chase
>>
this is a car chase right?
>>
>>79246997
>OH SHIT POLICE CHASE

Damn I know exactly where those guys are
>>
He's getting away, shoot him!
>>
> chasing nig in alley and thru parking lot

More entertaining than COPS
>>
>>79247011
Get out while you can, don't be a degenerate
>>
NEW THREAD
>>79247003
>>79247003
>>79247003
>>
Pursuit - drink also
>>
>>79247038
yup car chase
>>
NEXT Op post my zone up there. http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17693%22


Btw lotta shots fired I've heard outside right now. Gonna be a bad night.
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RUNNING SOUTHBOUND THROUGH SCHOOL
>>
FUCK YEA
>>
>NIGGERS IN SCHOOL
>>
Holy fuck going through school
>>
>>79244700
Kek blesses your post anon
Thanks
>>
>>79247087
Too late. I already watched a moe anime (and liked it)
>>
>>79246348
>/pol/ is going to use google maps and social media to track down nig nogs nests and call the police
Hilarious
>>
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I made this for you guys
>>
3 in custody. Nice.
>>
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>>79247352
that is so cute
>>
fresh bread niggers
>>>79247003
>>
>>79247352
Fanceee
>>
>>79246949

I live 10 minutes from chicago, have an antenna on my roof.
>>
>>79243886
This just shows how bad it is over there.

New person at a running club bitches out and it's more likely she's getting raped in a warehouse than that she just bitched out.
>>
sup roberts, hows is it going so far?
>>
>>79245649
>Hi daddy, why are you listening to Chicago's police scanner.
>Niggers sweety, niggers.
>>
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Respek for Carl
>>
>>79244699
Fuuuuck, shit's gonna be POPPIN OFF tonight son.
>>79245150
That usually ends up with "stable is not a condition"
>>79245431
I only listen through http://youarelistening.to/chicago because it's (((cloudrap)))
>>79245614
I told you yesterday, Kekkagolypse/Chiragnarok turns on at 10pm CST.
>>79246634
>hyde park
Yeah, you're as good as dead, especially being a leaf.
Leafs get smoked here.
>>79247352
This is perfect, thanks.
>>
>>79246183
>>79246231
Oh right I just remembered why they would have the sheriff handle that.
I heard about it on (((NPR))) (Bitch brought a hammer to her theriopist because she thought people were out to get her and normal cops got involved. It ended badly... for her) (only news on the radio on the way to work and CD player is broken).
The rehab centers and other such places might have paranoid or other such disturbed people.
The Sheriffs probably have training on handling nutcases and won't escalate the fight into total shitflinging and shoot up the place in self defense.
>>
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>>79243711
>7-11
>711 post
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