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don't complain cunts
the last time you tried to make one there ended up being 4 (FOUR) different threads
take your unity and fucking like it
CLOSING IN ON A FULL LINE! IF BERGER & ASHWORTH GO WE HAVE A BINGO!
CAN THE CORBYN MACHINE SURVIVE? ANOTHER FOUR PARTS HAVE BROKEN DOWN, BOTH EAGLES AND JOHN HEALEY ALONG WITH NIA GRIFFITH, THE 3RD, 4TH, 5TH & 6TH CABINET MEMBERS TO LEAVE THIS MORNING.
OTHER DEATHS THIS MORNING: ANNA TURLEY, TOBY PERKINS, DIANA JOHNSON, WAYNE DAVID, STEPHEN REED, YVONNE FOVARGUE, CHRIS MATHESON, STEPHEN KINNOCK, NEIL COYLE, JESS PHILIPS, RUTH SMEETH, ALEX CUNNINGHAM, KARIN SMYTH & ROBERTA BLACKMAN-WOODS. ALL ARE JUNIOR SHADOW MINISTERS
ANONBETS®™
BRYANT 2-1 (DONE)
ANGELA EAGLE 3-1 (DONE)
MARIA EAGLE 3-1 (DONE BEFORE I COULD POST, CUNT)
NIA GRIFFITH 5-1 (DONE BEFORE I EVEN POSTED THIS VERSION, FUCK SAKE)
WATSON 6-1
NEXT LABOUR LEADER ODDS (NO OFFER FOR CORBYN) VIA PADDYPOWER:
WATSON 10-3 (MUDDIED)
BENN 9-2 (SACKED)
HANDY NANDY 5-1 (OFF TO NANDOS)
JARVIS 5-1
MILIBAND EL DAVID 7-1 (RIP)
BOMB'ALL MCDONNELL 7-1
BRITISH OBAMA 10-1
ANGELA "THE LEZBO ONE" EAGLE 10-1 (LICKED OFF)
BURN EM BURNHAM 25-1
CORBYN'S CAT 1000-1
THE EMPTY CHAIR AT THE BACK OF THE CONFERENCE ROOM 1000-1
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DISHONOURABLE MENTIONS
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SADIQ KHAN 33-1
LEZBO COOPER 33-1
HUNT 50-1
LIZ KENDALL 50-1
EDDY BALLS 66-1
MARIA EAGLE 66-1 (THE ONE THAT JUST LOOKS LIKE A LEZBO) (DONE)
MILIBAND EL EDUARDO 100-1
DIANE "FATSO NEGRO" ABBOTT 100-1
JESS PHILIPS 100-1
Posting more cucky carswell
PURGE
U
R
G
E
The tories will be in parliament until 2030 minimum
Why hasn't cuckswell been deposed? What is the process to chuck him out?
Surely farage can just sack him as leader of UKIP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUe-HmUu8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUe-HmUu8s
NTH FOR COMRADE CORBYN MUST WIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
Official Labour anthem.
>YOU STUPID PATRIOTIC GOYIM REALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD KEEP BORDER CONTROL IF WE LEAVE THE EU
>>78915475
>Sacking your only MP
>>78915438
Fuck knows. This is rather unprecedented, it seems.
We have to pray that Corbyn doesn't decide to pack it in and quit.
>>78915463
Source?
>>78915347
>take your unity and fucking like it
you cant tell me what to do jeremy
>>78915456
LGBT UKIP confirmed
A
LEADING
PROGRESSIVE
VOICE
IN
UKIP
>>78915523
Honestly at this point it's worth it
>>78915444
Even if he calls a leadership vote, who can actually replace him? Because I can't see another Blairite bringing them out of electoral oblivion.
>>78915411
What city will be renamed Corbyngrad?
>>78915502
REEEE
FUCK THESE MODERATES
>all these Blairite MPs not realising the more of them resign, the more power Corbychov holds for himself
you're only making him stronger!
>>78915459
tom watson looks like a turbo faggot
>>78915502
Go back to reading your Hitchens blog.
ID - filtered
>>78915568
Manchester
>>78915552
I'M GLAD YOU SAID THAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NXMqdiZbes
>>78915597
Fuck of Duncan Cuckswell
>>78915429
18 IN THE GULAG
AND STILL HE STANDS
EVERYONE
WHEN CORBYN GOES FOR LEADERSHIP ELECTION AGAIN WE NEED TO SIGN UP AND REELECT HIM
IF HE DOES GET REELECTED LABOUR IS LOOKING TO SPLIT OFF INTO A NEW SDP
JOIN NOW AND ERADICATE LABOUR FOR THE NEXT 30 YEARS
>>78915347
ANGELA EAGLE AND MARIA EAGLE BOTH RESIGNED TOO.
STAY STRONG CORBYN YOU CAN PULL THROUGH MY COMRADE.
Lads, why is literally every person on /pol/ suddenly an expert economist?
>>78915597
Fuck off cuck
Fuck off YKTD
Stop spamming this thread with shit about carswell
did I do good, lads?
>>78915576
A few of the recent ones haven't even been Blairites, shit's getting whacky real fast.
>>78915548
His father must be rolling in his grave. Also
>Hilary
>A male name
Fucking upper class nonces need to sort their naming policy out.
Worse than Muslims naming every male Mohammed.
>>78915576
>Corbychov
Topkek
>>78915544
it was a statement pal. If only it were fact, the higher earnings tax would be at 100k soon enough which would be nice
>>78915668
Indeed. Although I might be joining the conservatives to elect Liam Fox if he is running and gets past the committee.
>>78915483
Why do these images make me laugh so much :-D
Cucky Carswell, hated by his own constituents, party members and MEPs
Do you lads think Corbyn will hold out?
>>78915576
this is literally the beginning of the glorious proletarian revolution
>>78915685
>le civic nationalist face
How'd I do lads
>>78915597
Hello Douglas!
>>78915502
I really appreciate his great speeches, but Hannan is a slimey Tory cunt.
His face when asked about free movement was one of guilt. Fuck him.
>>78915679
>ANGELA EAGLE AND MARIA EAGLE BOTH RESIGNED TOO.
Source please, holy shit this is too good to be true.
Please gimme sauce.
Also
>Stig Abel
He's strangely attractive.
>>78915751
He must win. Socialism depends on him doing so.
>>78915656
>>78915684
You might be fanboys of that DKNY tripfag . . .I think he is toxic.
Sucks to be gullible cunts like you.
Arran Banks absolutely hates Suzanne Evans and Carswell, it's quite funny
>>78915727
I recommend doing labour first then conservative, only because labour can find out if you signed with the conservatives
Fucking hell, if I was Corbyn by this point I think I'd have done a Khruschev and just said "Fine, you cucks can have it"
More steel than I gave him credit for.
Almost like he's a... man of... steel...
>>78915751
what makes labour think he won't be voted straight back in again? because he will.
>>78915744
Top lel.
>>78915857
Ah, do the Cons have no checking system?
>>78915819
Hannan and Carswell, two sides of the same UNconservative, slimy Thatcherite coin
>>78915845
I hate Carswell for being a libertarian faggot.
>>78915825
>source
not spoonfeeding you with a link, go check sky news / lbc twitter
Requesting shoop with communist flag and a faint Stalin watching over him
At least they got the fucking message on immigration, lads.
Is there some major reason why /pol/ is suddenly pro Jeremy?
>>78915929
No, do as you're told.
>>78915953
>Libertarian
>autistic
checks out
>>78915962
>At least they got the fucking message on immigration, lads.
>Implying
>>78915814
>>78915962
I don't think they have.
>>78915873
> what makes labour think he won't be voted straight back in again? because he will.
That's true actually. Maybe they're just hoping they can browbeat him personally into throwing in the towel through force of opprobrium.
>>78915924
I hate Carswell too . . . .but don't get sucked in by OP who is a pest of a tripfag -posting without his trip as he ban evading.
>>78915978
Because I hate the people he is fighting against.
>>78915978
Because he's tearing Labour apart and purging the Blairites
It's good for UKIP
NIA GRIFFITH GONE KEK
>>78915893
Nope
>>78915978
idiotic contrarianism?
tbf Corbyn seems like a nice guy but his policies are stupid for UK
The longer you stay in limbo, the worse it is for you. The EU is still getting your moneyz and it props up the Eurozone as well indirectly. On the other hand, investors can't deal with uncertain political situations and things will not start improving significantly until you've secured your status and bilateral negotiations with both the EU and 3rd countries
>>78915456
Vorwärts immer, rückwärts nimmer!
>>78916072
Understood and thanks.
>>78916037
OP does not really concern me. I have been ignoring him most of the time since at least late 2013.
>>78915978
He's in enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-friend tier atm.
[spoiler]Also I actually like him non-tactically, but I'm the exception[/spoiler]
>Jeremy Corbyn Refused To Confirm He Voted 'Remain' At EU Referendum, Claims Chris Bryant
AGENT CORBYN CANNOT BE STOPPED
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jeremy-corbyn-refused-to-confirm-he-voted-remain-at-eu-referendum-claims-chris-bryant_uk_5770ff1fe4b0d2571149f599
>>78915798
Good
>>78915978
i think the blairites are broadly more hated by everyone
and to see them throwing a big tantrum is delicious and has been a long time coming
>>78916203
Need to update this. Ayy lmao.
>>78915962
Was the message : you can ignore the public opinion?
They already know everybody hates mass migration which is why the propaganda bureau is going full blast about how great it is.
>>78915859
GET YOUR HANDS OF MY HITLERFU YOU ANIMAL.
COMRADE CORBYN'S ORDERS
SERVE ME BLAIR'S HEAD ON A PLATE
https://twitter.com/SophyRidgeSky/status/747395648215977984
>MP promises Corbyn he'll step in and speak on defence in the commons if the defence secretary isn't back from Glasto in time
L A B O U R
A
B
O
U
R
So which party do we need to join to ensure Brexit?
Conservatives to support the Leave wing
Labour to support Corbachev
UKIP to support Our Nige
>>78916253
How come you britbongs get fun politicians on both sides? It's not fair.
Finally the Mail has called them out.
>>78916147
>The EU is still getting your moneyz
However will we survive without the 8 billion a week, which represents about 3-4% of our budget?
>it props up the Eurozone as well indirectly
But how?
The rest is true. The longer Britain stays in limbo, the worse it is.
Also, based Corbyn desu, socialist to the fucking core.
>>78916203
Fucking lol
>>78916147
>The longer you stay in limbo
We are not actually in limbo . . .. . . the longer we have the better it is for Britain.
Europe is uncertain too and we need time to maneuvre . . .it works in our favour atm.
>>78916356
UKIP
>>78915978
Literally red dit.
>>78916012
>>78916017
>>78916055
>>78916291
On Sky News right now they're all saying the main reason Corbyn is shit is that he can't win back old Labour anti-immigration people because he's too much of an open borders commie.
Also Liam Fox on before was saying how we can't be in the EEA due to open borders.
Some of them are geting it.
>>78916362
The stars have aligned. It hasn't always been like this.
>>78916296
>>78915859
>tfw when you know who we need of all times
>at least a leader as strong
>>78916203
Based.
>>78916364
>All of them are ugly
What a surprise.
>>78916362
God is with us.
>>78916356
if there's any inkling that the other parties will try and block it surely UKIP will surge.
>>78916362
We usually don't.
>>78916147
>The longer you stay in limbo, the worse it is for you.
I'm more worried for you, Austria. Seeing the CHAOS that's been unleashed in Britain, rather than an orderly, confident transition, might this not discourage Leave movements in other countries?
The Eurocrats always said 'It'll fuck your shit up senpai', and this ain't proving them wrong.
>>78916356
Conservatives, UKIP and Labour have no real influence
>>78916362
banter is at the heart of our politics and always has been
PMQs is just an extended roasting session
Lads i've run out of popcorn. Can anyone recommend me a good brand to buy next?
>>78916356
We need Corbzynkov to step down and a sensible, centrist Labour leader. Then we can vote out the bellend Tories, leave the EU and have a leadership that the EU actually wants to do business with.
We need a new government that has no attachment to Brexit.
>>78916356
Conservatives: The strong Brexit faction, so not Gove or Boris but Fox or Davis or someone like that.
Labour: Comrade Corbachev
UKIP: Farage
>>78916482
Sweet
Go to the other chan guys, summer and shills is the new bio of this place.
They get banned elsewhere
>DON'T PANIC says former Bank of England governor
>>78916527
>tfw it's true
>>78916482
Cheers lad.
>>78915456
I think he topped himself in the grauniad today
http://archive.is/s9ZfT
>Nigel Farage’s “breaking point” posters were morally indefensible. Those Syrian refugees fleeing war had nothing to do with Britain’s borders. Far from winning support for Vote Leave, that poster handed the remain campaigners, keen to cast aspersions on the leave sides values and motives, ammunition. It cost us votes.
>But Vote Leave prevailed precisely because we did not campaign as an extension of Ukip, but as an upbeat, optimistic insurgency for change.
>Across the western world we are seeing the emergence of an anti-elite insurgency. What fuels it is not nostalgia, but new technology. The death of political deference is more a product of Netflix, and the expectation of control that comes with it, than of nativism. Britain will leave the EU. But our exit will be part of a wider process of change that is on the way.
>>78916406
But either way we're going to have this shitty immigration isn't it better to put up with him for a few years? At least we'll actually be leaving.
>>78916365
The EU budget is around 140 billion a year m8
It helps prop up failed states in the East and South
>>78916405
you can smell the autism
>>78916407
To be fair, we had a pretty good GE too, with Milibot 5000 vs Mr. Slippery vs are Nige.
>>78915751
The Glorious People are with him!
https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/a-vote-of-confidence-in-jeremy-corbyn-after-brexit
>>78916552
>1 post by this ID
>>78916592
Jesus Christ
>>78915978
Memes
Getting really sticky up North here lads.
None of the cunts who voted for EITHER side knew or even bothered to research what they were voting for.
Now there's panic and people actually think there will be custom checkpoints on the 'border'.
What a time to be alive.
>>78916592
God I hate him so much.
>>78915690
>Theybothered to edit in Corbyn for Labour
>kept Clegg for LibDems because no one cares
>>78916335
Truly the party of the working man, for the working man.
>>78916364
THE MILK TIM
WHAT ABOUT THE MILK???
>>78916362
Banter keeps it all going. Watch PMQ's if you've got the time. It's essentially just a competition to see who can get off the best insults/snappiest responses.
It hasn't been this much fun in a while though.
>>78915978
He's destroying Labour
>>78915429
(((Berger)))
>>78916233
This desu. Everyone is united in their hatred of Blairite scum.
>>78916531
>and a sensible, centrist Labour leader
FUCK OFF TONY BLAIR I KNOW IT'S YOU
>>78916406
>Some of them are geting it.
Yes but those people probably aren't the ones who'll be in charge. We should be worried about Boris, Gove etc.
Bailout incoming
What if Peter Bone stands for leadership?
>>78916592
>What fuels it is not nostalgia, but new technology. The death of political deference is more a product of Netflix, and the expectation of control that comes with it, than of nativism.
HOW CAN SOMEONE REPRESENTING CLACTON BE SO DETACHED FROM REALITY
>>78916552
>They get banned elsewhere
you get banned on other chan for saying anything against the stormtard hivemind because the mods are worse than reddit, friend. it's a hugbox for retards and hates new posters, so fuck off.
>>78916688
GLORIOUS
>>78916531
>and a sensible, centrist Labour leader
Kill yourself Tony you fucking faggot.
>>78916592
Why the hell is he even a member of UKIP? Obviously he's a tory plant but what does he tell others?
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>78916460
Did the fall of the Berlin Wall stop the collapse of communism?
>>78916527
It's true though
> tfw when liberals are in political accord with Johnson who is literally Hitler according to them
> tfw their comrade leader Captain Socialism is on our side
>>78916592
>>78916713
> implying anyone in Clacton can afford Netflix anyway
>>78916694
Mrs Bone will be glad he's out of the house and she can get a break from his joshing.
>>78916601
EU budget is 970 billion over 6 years.
That's 161 per year.
UK contribution is, give or take a billion, 7.
I think that's something like what, 4%?
How does the UK prop up the eurozone again?
>>78916757
He joined UKIP with the intention of taking over from Farage and turning it into a socially liberal Thatcherite party in 2015
He failed and now he's too proud to defect back to where he belongs
>>78916592
Carswell is either ridiculously out of touch or wilfully ignorant of the people who voted for him. How can he be this deluded?
>>78916552
Free speech should be absolute. Let them come. They'll be assimilated like all the others.
Oh no
BBC news now has waggle man
>>78916876
He is both. He defected to UKIP because he knew UKIP would take his seat from him otherwise.
It's not even Labour anymore.
It's the Corbyn Party now.
I wouldn't even call it a leftist party either, it's like some 4th dimensional party that our mere mortal minds can't comprehend.
A lot of people have been saying that 75% of educated people voted remain. The only "proof" of that I've seen was a map drawn in MS paint.
Does that statistic actually have a source?
>>78916834
>turning it into a socially liberal Thatcherite party in 2015
that's the Conservatives
>The latest to leave the shadow cabinet: shadow minister for women & equalities @KateGreenSU
>>78916827
we 'contributed' £13m for 2015
>>78916927
> I wouldn't even call it a leftist party either, it's like some 4th dimensional party that our mere mortal minds can't comprehend.
>>78916713
"We need to talk less about immigration and more about how we can bootstrap the blockchain of modern Britain."
- Douglas Carswell
>>78916815
>Romanian knows some House of Commons banter
Ayyy
>>78916977
They're not liberal enough for Carswell. Read him and Daniel Hannan's book "The Plan", they are legitimate out-and-out maniacs.
>>78916592
>>Nigel Farage’s “breaking point” posters were morally indefensible. Those Syrian refugees fleeing war had nothing to do with Britain’s borders. Far from winning support for Vote Leave, that poster handed the remain campaigners, keen to cast aspersions on the leave sides values and motives, ammunition. It cost us votes.
Delusional twat thinks working class 50 year old men voted for his brand of Lolbertarian free markets.
>>78916963
>educated
Self diagnosed
Lads, anyone got the webm of the EU guys taking down the UK flag?
>>78917015
Berger goes next.
>>78916531
hope your anus is ready for the Chilcot report tony
Parliament members who voted to stay should stand down. They tried to sell the UK, they're traitors.
I suspect Farage will replace Carswell with another candidate next General election
>>78915429
>BRITISH OBAMA 10-1
His official /pol/ name is 'spear chucker'
>>78917023
Billion you mean and no, no you didn't.
Unless you're not counting the rebate.
Fuck KEKSWELL.
>>78917015
19 DOWN
AND STILL COMRADE CORBYN STANDS
>>78915859
Can somebody replace Stalin with Corbyn, and Hitler with Blair?
>>78917015
>for women & equalities
Wait, that's a real position? Fuck me.
>>78916531
>sensible, centrist Labour leader
Tony Blair, please leave.
>>78917129
reee just fucking bin him already
>>78917103
Or even do yiu think Farage could kick him out, triggering a byelection and standing for the seat himself?
>>78917129
Kick him out and make him an independent. UKIP can take back Clacton in the next election.
>>78917129
>UKIP official source
that's a really subtle way of saying Nigel
>>78917015
ONLY FOUR TO GO
PURGE ON COMRADE
>>78916927
isnt that what we want though?
>Told just now by Corbyn's director of Comms that he will stay on and contest election 'if and when'
LMAO
COMRADE CORBYN WILLING TO DIE FOR THIS LEADERSHIP
FUCK THE EU!
farage out of a job now innit?
>>78916927
>>78917026
>tfw you lived to see the leader of the Leave campaign turn out to be a Remain supporter and the leader of the Labour party turn out to be a Leave supporter who has successfully purged his party of the ideology that has totally dominated British politics for the last 20 years
REALITY UNRAVELLING
>>78916827
http://www.statista.com/statistics/316691/european-union-eu-budget-share-of-contributions/
>Coup forces a Labour leadership contest
>Blairites face when Corbyn just gets re-elected
>>78916926
He's such a cunt. It's a shame really, I think the people who voted UKIP in Clacton deserve better than him.
>>78917064
He's a cunt. He seems to believe that he's good enough to completely change the character of UKIP and it's voters if he spouts enough bollocks and desperately tries to appeal to young people.
>>78917216
based Blair.
We must pray that Corbyn will run again for Labour leadership, and that the unions will continue to back him.
>>78917281
>What is the UK rebate?
HHAHAHHAHA YOU BRITS ARE POOR NOW. THE POUND IS TANKING: THE POLISH ECONOMY WILL OVERTAKE THE UK SOON
>>78917119
18bn without the rebate of 5bn, so yes, it was 13bn.
https://fullfact.org/europe/our-eu-membership-fee-55-million/
>>78917215
No.
I think the Scottish UKIP guy (David Coburn) has been ripping at Carswells throat for days.
>>78917242
#YOLO
How do you feel about Lil' Tim?
>>78916876
>>78916926
Yup. It was all about self-interest.
Now that the EU ref is done and Cameron is on his way out, Cucky is trying to worm his way back into the Tory party where he will write Guardian articles about how horrible and racist UKIP are.
>>78917243
Farage must now take the marx pill and join comrade corbyn in his fight against porkies
>>78916688
>RBS needing to be bailed out AGAIN
Seriously? What the fuck is wrong with Scotland and money?
>>78916592
>""""Syrian""" """refugees""" fleeing """war"""
Read any of the fucking UN statistics Cuckswell you prick
>>78917243
we're not out of the woods yet, famm
parliament first needs to finish burning down and rebuild a pro-Brexit government out of its ashes first
>>78917380
I like his strong, no nonsense policy on milk
>>78917242
NOT ONE STEP BACK!
>>78917380
Who?
PLACE YOUR BETS
Why do young people think being Eurosceptic is being a full blown Nazi?
is it because they are confusing the EU with Europe? Shouldn't it be called EUsceptism, or is that too hard to roll off the tongue?
>>78917335
> what are actual facts
You're either in severe denial or delusional if you think losing the 3rd biggest contributor and one of the few net payers will not hit the EU financially.
>>78916613
I was thinking of the soul-crushing dominion of the Blair years
>>78917380
"Immigration is a blessing."
the man is pure scum.
>Here's how Jeremy Corbyn's shadow cabinet currently stands.
> 19 sacked/resigned
>⭕️ 7 remaining
> 4 left to decide
>>78915429
THE GREAT PURGE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>>78917458
>It's just Corbyn taking every role
>>78917340
>So the UK’s ‘net contribution’ was estimated at about £8.5 billion.
And my original post:
>>78916827
>UK contribution is, give or take a billion, 7.
I admit, I was off by half a billion.
>>78915978
It's like Israel and Palestine\e bombing each other, it's a win-win
>>78917338
It'll be fine in the near future whereas your country will still be the rape capital of the west.
>>78917295
That's why we're joining the Labour Party to vote for Corbyn. When he gets reelected, there will be an SDP style split.
And then, we'll have a true blue government for decades.
>>78917380
A true working man's hero, concerned about high prices on the goods we all love
To think that when he first defected we all had such high hopes
http://youtubedoubler.com/dDld
I can't believe he let us down so much
>>78917458
putting my name forward as we speak m8
>>78917427
> strong, no nonsense policy on milk
>>78917338
Do you know when the £ was lower?
When we joined the EU, it dropped to $1.1 - £1.
Please Nige, just kick the cunt from the party.
>>78917098
>hope your anus is ready for the Chilcot report tony
Not to mention the constituency boundary changes where they all have to reapply for their seats
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-critics-fear-bloodbath-after-changes-to-constituency-boundaries-a6813116.html
>>78917338
The Polish economy consists of receiving EU handouts. It will be funny to watch it go to shit once Merkel penalizes them for having gone full Nazi.
https://www.change.org/p/boris-johnson-mp-nigel-farage-must-be-involved-in-the-brexit-negotiations-in-brussels
Do you guys know about this?
>>78917465
Its net contribution is 8.5 billion, mate.
As stated by YOUR statistics.
The EU budget is close to a trillion, with amounts being 158-162 billion a year.
Propping up the EU, it ain't.
>>78917458
>yfw it is just Corbyn wearing funny costumes and fake beards, wigs and mustaches
ARTICLE 50
WHEN?
H
E
N
?
>>78914015
>>78914161
Lib Dems and to a lesser extent Greens actually care about individual liberties and freedom of speech, more than any other party, if people would bother to read their policies or observe actions. Despite the SJW overtones, they won't throw anybody in jail for it.
Liberal Democrats are historically THE individual liberties party. Conservatives stand for liberty, but usually only for businesses and their Eton pals.
Reason Lib Dems failed so hard last time was due to SJW types not understanding the roots of the party as badly as most on /pol/ who hate them don't understand/care either. It did make far more sense to ally with Conservatives than Labour who hate freedom a whole lot more. (And I was pretty fucking happy with the lib dem/conservative coalition)
Somehow whining a little but letting you do what you want is worse than confidently fucking you in the ass.
Bitches love confidence, right.
Labour means you are a cuck who hates both liberty and capitalism however.
t. Lib Dem member
>>78917460
They don't, you are just overreacting to a minority as much as they are.
>>78917593
>Petitions
>Mattering
>>78917460
It's because they're idiots who can't understand, or maybe don't want to understand, why people might have different views to their own
>>78917535
>That concerned look on his face
God what a tit.
>>78915622
>true libertarian
>honourable
>>78917458
Mr Blobby
H from Steps
Me
>>78917216
This picture is really unsettling, he has such a maniacal face. He literally looks insane.
>There were people who genuinely thought Cucky Carswell wasn't a Tory plant when he "defected"
>>78917509
You did not say net contribution, you just said "contribution". There is a huge, huge difference between the two.
We are a net contributor into the EU, that cannot be denied.
>>78917458
Nigel Farage
Kate Hoey
>>78916760
>I was elected by hundreds of thousands of Labour Party members and supporters with an overwhelming mandate for a different kind of politics.
>I regret there have been resignations today from my shadow cabinet. But I am not going to betray the trust of those who voted for me - or the millions of supporters across the country who need Labour to represent them.
>Those who want to change Labour's leadership will have to stand in a democratic election, in which I will be a candidate.
>>78917635
when based corbyn wins the snap election
>Boris and Gove agree to be the "Controlled opposition."
>Measures are taken to ensure a remain victory.
>Leave wins anyway.
>Tories have no contingency plan.
>Labour is eating itself alive
Going to be an interesting week.
>>78917458
mohammed mohammed
>>78917335
We have no control over how that rebate is spent.
So retarded places like Scotland think they're getting money from the EU when really it's just recycled English cash they're getting.
Fucking Scots.
Tfw so distracted by the news I forgot there was a new Game of Thrones last night
>>78917687
even Cameron was pleased when the prick defected
>>78917509
Honestly can't believe Belg cucks still come in here shilling
The plan has always been to have Dianne Abbot elected Labour leader.
Her standing would be a get out of jail card for Corbyn and as his chosen successor she would be able to count on the roughly 80% of the party membership that back Corbyn.
Hilary Benn and his cronies won't be able to stand against her or start whispering campaigns in the press because if they did they would look racist and being a racist is still like Kryptonite to Labour even after Thursday's result.
Although 52% of the UK voted for Brexit it is not likely many of those 52% would vote in a general election so the other 48% will be forced to chose between Boris Johnson (who few Bremainers are going to vote for as he was the guy who made brexit happen) and the posibility of the UK's first female, black, bisexual primeminister.
The remainers will vote for Dianne Abbot en-mass while brexiteers, if they bother voting at all, will have their vote divided between the U.K.I.P., the Tories and Britain First. So on those sums Labour are almost certain to win the election by a landslide and they will have returning to the EU without a referendum and abolishing the monarchy in the small print of their election manifesto.
After the monarchy has been abolished we will need a president and this will probably be appointed by parliament to avoid the expense of electing one similar to how the Welsh Assembly or Scottish parliaments elect their first ministers. After his backing of Dianne Abbot for the labour leader role Corbyn will be rewarded with Presidency of the UK.
Say it with me /pol/:
Prime Minister Abbot
President for life Corbyn
This is our future and it will be glorious, comrades.
>>78917598
> While most of the EU countries contributed shares between 0.06 percent (Malta) and 2.04 percent (Denmark), only four Member States, namely France, Italy, Germany and the United Kingdom (UK), reached contribution shares greater than 10 percent. Together, these four countries make up over 60 percent of all contributions
Stay in denial, Martin
>>78917458
Zippy
Meowth
I think the petition is officially over as even the BBC is saying it is compromised.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36640459
>Some members of the 4chan message board have claimed responsibility for the hijack.
>"I voted 33,000 times. Left a script running while I was taking a shower," wrote one member.
>>78917458
Corbyn just confirmed I am now the shadow defence secretary.
What Tory prospective leaders stand for what?
I miss Gordon Brown desu.
>>78917632
I wonder who has seat 666
>>78917830
Liam Fox, David Davis etc are the ones we need. Boris, Gove etc are cancer.
>>78917687
>headlines tomorrow UKIP CIVIL WAR, UKIP IMPLODING!!!!
>>78917814
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>78917851
probably the man himself.
>>78917644
the 2nd referendum petition deeply matters to the BBC :^)
>>78917635
October
>>78917814
>"I voted 33,000 times. Left a script running while I was taking a shower," wrote one member.
Fucking hell. /b/ is so incompetent these days.
http://youtubedoubler.com/dDld
Look at him closely when he's about to swear his oath.
He turns to William Hague and Michael Gove and nods to them.
Back then on Brit/pol/ we thought he was just being mocking towards them.
Now.. Now we know why he nodded.
"I will enact the plan"
>>78915845
Nah YKTD talks some sense sometimes, its like yorkshire back in the day he used to go on some seriously gas the kike zog tier rants but occasionally hed be moderately right about something without being full on nat soc.
Trips used to balance each other out to a large extent.
Who Plaid Cymru here?
>>78917692
Who gives a fuck about contributions, what you contriute to the REST of the Union, ergo what we will LOSE now, is 8.5 billion.
No, it cannot.
However, you are a very small net contributor, less than you believe. I seem to recall the Netherlands contributing more.
>>78917753
>We have no control over how that rebate is spent.
No idea about that. But it goes back to you.
>>78917789
Just checking how the atmosphere is
>>78917797
You literally posted statistics showing that the net contribution is 8.5 billion (https://fullfact.org/europe/our-eu-membership-fee-55-million/).
Why are you denying your own information?
>>78917796
Actually Abbot is quite despised on both sides of the brexit argument. Also the chances of her getting in with the support of Labour MPs is almost nil
>>78917922
I think that was the plan mate, to discredit it because
>>78917015
R E K T
>Partiya Corbyna!
>>78917679
Some of the Tories tried to warn us back in 1997.
We didn't listen.
>>78917796
that's some pretty good dope you're smoking, M8
I feel like Corbyn and Dianne Abbott are like the Jaime and Cersei Lannister of the Labour party, while everything is collapsing and on fire around them, they catch themselves in a closet and start passionately shagging out of raw instinct and saying how nothing else matters but them two
Anyone else feel this way, lads?
Lads, Andy Burnham was a prominent Blairite.
Now he's one of few shadow cabinet membere secured behind Corbyn as he purges Blairism from the party.
What happened?
>>78916963
Seems likley, Educated doesn't mean smart, usually all it means is they have a degree.
The 'educated' people from my university all hopped on the remain bandwagon after a survey said ''''''educated'''''' people will vote remain. They followed a meme because if you don't vote remain, you're not '''''''''''''''''educated'''''''''''''''''
FTSE 250 ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH DOWN 6.3%
>>78918031
He thinks Corbyn is going to win this battle.
>>78917884
Would Davis or Fox consider running?
Would they even get passed the first ballot?
>>78918031
He could go at any moment, he's probably a Blairite double agent himself who wants to keep Corbyn in debt to him. Shit is intense.
>>78917509
Can you not just fuck off now you lying shill. Did Nigel piss on your waffles or something?
>>78918111
Fox has said he is considering it. Not sure if he would get past the committee. We need a strong brexiter to defeat Boris and May.
>>78917989
>what you contriute to the REST of the Union, ergo what we will LOSE now, is 8.5 billion
Try telling Spain that their export to us is insignificant. Try telling Italy and France that they can survive without our money.
Maybe give it a year or two then go anywhere criminalian.
Except London ofc, dont go to London.
>>78918031
burnham is a party man, not a blairite or corbynite
he takes a position that will make the party look strongest
he basically wants to be mayor of manchester and will probably need the help of a fair few corbyn supporters for that, so doesn't want to piss them off either
What will Hitchens' plan be?
>>78917789
>responding to belgium
>>78918021
It will thanks to people like this man
>>78918132
>lying shill
I am literally quoting information YOU people posted?
>>78917993
Believe me, I was looking at /b/ after the results and they were absolutely furious. It's discredited because of their incompetence but they started the whole thing because they're a bunch of whining children.
/b/ is as good as a /reddit/ colony these days.
>>78918021
>brexiters are dumb
what a shock, its like they believed that voting for brexit would mean zero immigrants forever
where they even aware that the european economic zone and free movement are linked? there should have been a quiz before voting on this
>>78918154
What about Priti Patel?
>>78916592
>Across the western world we are seeing the emergence of an anti-elite insurgency. What fuels it is not nostalgia, but new technology. The death of political deference is more a product of Netflix, and the expectation of control that comes with it, than of nativism.
Jesus fucking Christ he has to go
>>78918188
His master plan is to somehow get the hard right and hard left to join together and take down Blairism once and for all.
>>78917509
Perhaps that's because you come from Belgium, which is pretty much a non-country.
>>78918031
maybe he is a Blairite but he might also be smart enough to realise that resigning right now during this clown fiesta of British politics is really dumb and we desperately need some strong leaders with big support.
>>78918210
She has not commented on it. She is also not as strong on what we want as Fox or Davis.
>>78918169
This entire discussion was about the contribution to the budget.
If you wanna talk trade, that's a different subject and we can do that if you like.
Actually Spain, Italy and France are less dependent on your trade than Belgium. And Belgium is by far the biggest cuck of the EU, so they will not try to go solo with a good trade deal and will suffer a LOT.
>>78918195
At least we're on top
Corbyn now promoting fetuses into the shadow cabinet.
Rebecca Long-Bailey apparently. Anyone?
>>78918195
>Green shit around the junk and ass
Fucking confirmed spreading AIDS
>18 leave the shadow cabinet after Benn sacking
So are they going to fuck off and do their own party or attempt to knock Corbyn off as leader? Because another leader election would have Corbyn win again
>>78918207
>All Leavers are the same and voted for the same reasons
Fuck off shill.
does anyone have a picture of damp rag at a computer? I need it
>>78916362
Its been shit for years m8, its just gone bizzaro last week.
Labours new chief Secretary to the Treasury absolutely btfo on sky news.
>"What experience do you have in terms of Economics?"
>"I was a lawyer, I have interest in economics."
> "So you just read the financial times?"
Topkek
>>78918206
Oh well, none the worse for us.
>>78918188
He wants them to call an immediate general election so it splits the parties irrevocably and forever so they collapse
>>78918285
You have the personality of a damp rag and the appearance of a low grade bank clerk.
>>78918252
>present argument
>argument is proven true by your own publications
>HURR BELGIUM IS A NON-COUNTRY
>LOW GRADE BANK CLERK
Every time.
>>78915819
>>78915502
Show me right now where hannan said that free movement would stop?
I'll wait.
hannan has always been about trading with the world - not just protectionist EU that gets in the way of us making our own trade deals.
fuck off cucks
>>78918324
blue and yellow make green
>>78918308
condolences for tonight
>>78917458
>Surprising names
Abbott for Foreign Sec when?
>>78917593
>Change.org
Faggots aren't even clever enough to use the official site the government responds to.
>>78917643
The reason the Lib Dems fell so hard last time was because they were seen as caving into the Tories on stuff like tuition fees. The coalition hit them hard, it was the right thing to do but it backfired at the election.
The Greens are intellectually dishonest scum, their members are generally nice people but the leadership is scum. They're the only people in the world who think you can have unlimited immigration and also protect the greenbelt and ramp up environmental regulations. It's a shame really, I like a lot of Green environmental policy but the party leaders are dense as all shit.
>>78917659
Have another one
>>78918031
He wants to stand as Mayor of Manchester next year, he wants to make sure people know he's standing with the party.
He also might just have half a brain and realise that politics needs some level of stability right now.
>>78917490
Hnnng
>>78918325
They are going to try for a leadership election, they said if they lose they will break off.
>>78918285
Contribution to the budget which we in effect help fund with trade, was my point.
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>>78918207
Or we could do what people like Fox want and not go for free trade and then get to take down immigration that way.
>>78918359
And I've heard that one a million times already in these threads.
Thought you brits were good at banter?
>>78916566
I know man, fuck.
>>78918365
you have the charisma of a damp rag
>>78918365
You have the charisma of a damp rag
>>78918154
Alright
Lads if Fox runs we need everyone to email their local Con MP to request they back him in the first ballot.
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>>78918366
he wants free movement of people you cuck
>>78918365
It's funny, we hate your guts, and you don't deserve a real answer :)
>>78918366
Good to see the Greens don't dare go outside of Brighton to look for supporters
>>78918450
D A M P
A
M
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>>78918021
They're European migrants, they're in Europe.
>>78918402
that would realistically mean a tory decision in the next GE then, unless there were a coalition of 3 parties maybe
>>78918365
You have the charisma of a damp rag
>>78915347
/pol/ is great around this time, at 3am BST time /pol/ goes to shit for some reason and gets filled with leftists. Brit/pol/ is best time in /pol/
>>78915690
It's for their own good, have you seen Farron's mug?
>>78916688
Deutsche is the one to watch as bad as barc and rbs are.. DB has a fucking derivative bubble bigger than the gdp of the entire eurozone.
Cant recall the exact figures but if DB went under it would take something like 5-8 years of the entire earnings of germany, the uk and france combined to pay their books off.
DB goes under and the happening starts.
>>78917138
I second this motion.
>>78918309
>Manchester Metropolitan University
An affirmative action candidate, eh?
>>78917989
>No idea about that. But it goes back to you.
Well I just told you, we do not control the rebate, it comes back to us but the EU decides where it is spent, it goes to subsidise areas in Wales and Scotland whilst English (who are the ones paying for it) are left out, already punished by an unfair Barnett formula and now this shitshow from the EU.
Are you honestly surprised that England voted the way it did to leave?
Am I a Stalinist now?
re Carswell, The same thing happened with Afd in Germany a year ago.
There was a conflict between the neo-liberals cucks led by Lucke and the national populists led by Petry.
The cucks were purged and the Afd went from 3-4% to +15%. Ukip needs to do the same and go towards ethno-nationalism.
>>78916927
Its great though, im just watching in awe.
>>78918365
>Belgians think their opinions still matter here
>>78918365
>>78918463
And the appearance of a low grade bank clerk
>>78918964
No you're Castro and #FeelTheBern
This is the price of Freedom.
>>78918186
>he basically wants to be mayor of manchester and will probably need the help of a fair few corbyn supporters for that, so doesn't want to piss them off either
I think there is a chance he might be up for a bigger job than Mayor of Manchester now...
>>78917643
Do you actually believe the things you write?
>>78917796
Nice fanfiction
I wonder if India also spiralled into complete chaos after it got independence.
>>78919826
India and Pakistan pretty much went to war the moment they got Independance.
>>78918450
>Furious low grade bank clerk detected
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