Anon, why is there a Trump hat hanging in your closet? I thought that was just a joke with you and your friends. You know how much I hate that old racist. You DID vote for Bernie right?
ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;')) ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))
STEP 1#
GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!
step #2
move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))
STEP 3#
you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be goy wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))
get out of my house you chubby faced bimbo
>>70635576
The fuck are you lurking in my closet for, woman?
>>70635576
my gf in a nutshell
>>70635576
>tfw you don't have a cute and naked blonde girl locked in your closet
jkma
>>70635576
Am I being set up? Why is there a 15yr old hottie in my closet? I swear I have no idea how she got in here.
>>70635576
...
bankai
supreme dick emperor
>woman surrenders you win
its my hat bitch gimme that
>>70635576
Get out of my closet slut before I call the cops.
>another bernout jailed for trying to rob me
MAGA
>>70635651
You didn't hold up a spork though
>>70635651
this is excellent pasta
>>70635576
im not even american retarded bitch go live in another closet
>>70635651
What in the actual fuck hahahahahahahaha
i would beat her to death probably
>>70635651
This is good
>>70635576
>Who are you, and what are you doing half naked in my closet ?
>GTFO or i call the cops !
>>70635576
better than dudeweed at least
>>70635576
If i had a girlfriend that wanted to vote for bernie, I would hatefuck her every night then whisper into her ear after coitus "can't stump the trump"
>>70638523
>coitus
>>70638917
Coitus means sex, my dear negro.
>>70635651
Good lad
>>70638994
Yea but who the fuck says that shit
Fucking leaf
>>70635576
Bitch, get out of my fucking coat closet. Why would you even climb in there? Where are my fucking coats? It's not a MAGA it's a Drumpf hat. Can't you even read? This is why I don't like dealing with white women. I didn't pay you for this. Put some clothes on before my wife's son gets home.
>>70639112
Some named Vasily Menarche?