Sunday politics is live now; Andrew Marr was earlier
Scotland everybody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaTxBPmikRY
More on Scotland: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3660320/NON-EU-slaps-Sturgeon-SNP-leader-dramatically-announces-wants-immediate-discussions-STAY-EU-humiliated-Brussels-says-No-s-not-works.html
Nigels speech:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma3SAUqnUMA
Morality man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnCvl2T_o5o
Davey's resignation speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMXWNtXfCoc
By popular demand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XYBIUGJvzs&app=desktop
Feels: http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=85tiHNpywY0&start1=0&video2=87Xkr8z3lEo&start2=0&authorName=Nigel+Farage+the+Brave
Thread themes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bs07OvqXp4
We did it for him, lads: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqW-pWzLFfs
Memes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aZi1RXe9kY
Follow the Pound live: : https://www.dailyfx.com/gbp-usd
Breakdown of voting results: http://lordashcroftpolls.com/2016/06/how-the-united-kingdom-voted-and-why/#more-14746
IN OTHER NEWS:
>David Cameron has resigned
>Corbyn in the middle of a coup, battling against Trotskyistâs
>Irish PM calls for calm in N.I., torpedoes Sinn Fein hopes
>Spain hopes for 'co-sovereignty' over Gibraltar
>the EU is pressing for quick and immediate negotiations
>rumors that Germany is offering the UK an 'associated partner' status
>Nicolas Sturgeon has called for a second Independence referendum
>Trump has hailed the UK for leaving the EU
>Hillary has accepted it without criticizing the UK
>Obama made a vanilla statement about respecting the decision
>The pound has rallied, so has the FTSE (for context, we never dipped below last monday)
>Social Media and the guardian literally on suicide watch
>Malaysia of all places has proposed a free trade agreement already
first for Her Majesty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
Sunday politics
>going for a FCO job
>Liam Fox says they are enlarging it
fuck yes, thanks Brexit
If Labour split, name the new Centrist party!
every time i hear a leave campaigner talk about whats next it bring a tear to my eye
cannot believe we did it
First for socialist uprising
>Isabel Hardman and Laura Kuenssberg will never give you a double blowjob
>>78781835
HOWEVER GB
>>78781835
Labour will split into Corbyn's Comrades, and Students4Rapefugees
https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/747005744977969152
I will say again; Tom Watson is a meme
>>78781835
JUST
Paul Mason's facebook post is talking about anti-Corbyn Labour MPs going to split off and form a new centrist party with Vince Cable within a week. Labour cannot stand, it's collapsing under the weight of all its internal contraidictions.
We need a new name for this party.
Lads. What's going on? Have we started the fire?
Get this out boys. Some kind anon threw this together for us.
>>78781835
Do we still get PMQs now with the two parties in meltdown or is everything off until after summer?
>>78781215
I think Tony could have 100% won this election because Shorten was the one that organised the 2 Labor-coups. By doing a coup himself, Malcolm shot himself in the foot. Plus we've obviously seen a rise in right-wing politics since the start of 2016.
I think Tony was unfortunate to have been hit by the curse of 2015.
>>78781989
The fire rises.
>>78781989
The entire political scene in the UK is burning down right now.
>>78781835
The Liberal Democrats.
>>78782013
really makes you think
>>78782039
Summer recess for parliament in July 21st. Although Liam Fox is calling for it to happen sooner
>>78781988
This is probably the biggest week of happenings in British politics since the Suez crisis. We're living through history boys
>Diane Abbott will be the Labour representative at the #Brexit negotiations
how's the pound doing?
>>78782066
But is the UK still leaving? I voted to leave so this is important. :^)
What will happen to UKIP in the coming months with Carswell being a cunt?
Reminder Corbyn deliberately lost this so that he would get his way and force the Blairites into a coup, which he could crush and take control of the party completely.
>>78781989
Labour are in full collapse. A botched coup against Corbyn is being carried out as I type this. Tories have no leadership and we have no government. Nobody has seen Osborne since the vote.
>>78781835
The lib dems
>>78781940
B-but I can't let the meltdown of my party and a massive countrywide shitstorm affect my time at #GLASTO
>>78782139
KANGZ
>>78781940
why is he only coming back today? The referendum was 3 days ago
>>78782161
We need an election so that some other UKIP MPs could get elected and we could have someone who is not a total faggot.
>>78782139
I can't wait until she fucks everything up.
>>78782153
It's Sunday
Are you lads still on track on leaving the EU or will it crash and burn?
>>78781989
this is a visual representation of the Labour party right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ
Honestly Liam Fox is a good spokesman.
>>78782115
So potentially we could get a couple more? As unlikely as it is with the prime minister going in a couple of months and the leader of the opposition losing most of his front bench.
Wouldn't mind a Mad Max style UK desu.
>>78781988
i dont quite understand who the two sides would be
who would be pro white working class labourers and who would be the marxist paki party?
neo marxists and blairites, both globalists and both pro paki?
>>78782219
We are on our way out. Now our battle is to get the things we want from it.
>>78781910
>>78782038
Gryffindor
>>78781878
Jesus christ
11 bong lads, anyone fancy a cuppa?
>>78782234
Him and IDS have been solid.
>>78782153
It's Sunday
>>78782186
Absolute carnage.
So what's going on with Labour exactly?
>>78782234
Just heard him on DP . . .nice.
>>78782002
2.1m votes in 40 minutes? this is obviously bots
QT tonight will be top bantz.
>>78782284
I missed IDS, what was the overview of what he said?
>>78782244
>who would be pro white working class labourers and who would be the marxist paki party?
UKIP, and the Ashes of Corbyn's Labour Party respectively.
>>78782139
>tariff concessions on everything
>except banana imports
What's the future of Are Nige and UKIP in all this?
>>78782283
White, 2 sugars mate .. .you got any bourbons?
>>78782186
>Nobody has seen Osborne since the vote
I keep forgetting about that, he's probably in a ditch somewhere.
>>78782326
I can hear it already
>AS AN INTERNATIONAL STUDENT
>>78782219
we're leaving, but there are going to be people in the negotiations who don't represent to interests of the public who voted leave. They're going to try and limit the separation from the EU
Still hopeful for the next PM to be
D A V I D
A
V
I
S
>>78782326
That QT thread will be the most banter thing ever broadcast
Here is the lineup
https://twitter.com/bbcquestiontime/status/747004177470062592
lol streamer pls
>>78782364
With his mission complete, Are Nige retires to a fishing boat in the English Channel. God Save the Queen.
>>78782284
>>78782294
Yeah. I'd rather they went for the election than the shitty ones we will get.
I really want to see new westminister opinion polls just to see what's happening
>>78782333
He was just being really fucking based, calming everyone down, promising they'd deliver on the NHS promise, he basically nailed it in a really cheery way.
>>78782419
THIS
H
I
S
I really hope he goes for it. He is the best option.
>>78782420
lol
>>78782326
>>78782420
Aw shit
Top carnage
>>78781988
When did centrist become pro-big capital+pro-rapefugee instead of just moderate on all the issues?
What's happened to Gideon? He seems to have gone AWOL after the referendum. Did he kill himself?
>>78781817
Wtf did anyone just see the nuclear attack warning they just gave?
>Jacob's kid is getting a better toy because of brexit
>>78782326
Oh fuck me I thought we'd have to wait until Thursday for QT, gunna be an absolute cracker.
Should we all sign up for the conservative party to vote for the leader?
>>78782513
It's the streamer being a memester.
>>78782420
You do realise we have a /pol/ anon on tonight?
He was here yesterday with his invite . .. .apparently he will be wearing a Union Jack bow-tie.
>>78782283
Word, strong as fuck m8, half a sugar and just a bit of semi smimmed.
>>78782508
No one knows. He's just vanished. I think Cameron sacrificed him in a ritual to save the pound.
>>78782506
1992
>>78782564
Based
We'll have to look for him
New Labour in full-panic mode.
Will do anything to stop JC making a run at PM. It's time for them to push "the annointed one".
Calling it now: "the British Obama" will be leadership candidate by monday morning. He's gay AND black, so he'll get all the retarded SJWs on his side.
Pic related - We have to stop this.
>>78782564
We are spreading
Ahahahaha
>>78782554
do it if they put priti up for nomination.
Andrea Leadsom or Priti Patel for Tory leader?
>>78782508
He's been deactivated
>>78782523
>I'm opening a fete in Keynesham...
I love this man
>>78782564
He better ask Abbot how she's going to handle the negotiations.
I want to know what the fuck damage she's going to do.
>>78782564
>yes you there with the colourful bow tie
>audience laughs
>PRAISE KEK, CHECK EM
>>78782508
He's checked himself into an opium den in Beijing under an assumed name to wile out his days out of his mind on high quality crack.
>>78782554
certainly not, i want to see them dead and gone
>>78782508
Locked himself in a toilet No. 11 Downing Street on Friday morning. They've been sliding him Ritz crackers under the door since.
>>78782577
>strong as fuck m8, half a sugar and just a bit of semi smimmed.
why dont you pop down to starbucks in your skinnies and order a skinny moccha loccha latte ya big fairy
>>78782615
he has a """girlfriend""""
>>78782690
rip in piss
>>78782700
Somone please do a coup d'etat on Labour, please
>>78782564
That must be bunting lad from Warwick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu7rKVxWccg
Taiwan bringing the banter
>>78782615
>Reminder that he himself is the only person who ever called Chuka 'the British Obama'.
>He even edited his own wikipedia page to say it.
>>78782786
don't worry, lad
labour is dead
>>78782786
That already happened in Corbyn.
>>78782716
Oh so is that why he dropped out last time?
>>78782786
The first few dominos have fallen m8, it's inevitable. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.
>>78781988
Vince Cable isn't even an MP
>>78782615
How many voting SJWs does Britain have? The US has a lot because a lot of them are browns themselves, they're voting for special privileges, not against their own interest (like the retarded white college girls). The UK is still pretty white and its biggest minority are Pakis and Pajeets (who may not be as fond of a nig)
>>78782794
>Paddington
WHO'S LETTING FOREIGNERS VOTE ON THIS?!!?
>>78782788
I didn't see where he was from.. .he was asking for some question ideas, as these are submitted on arrival.
>mfw the British Government today
>Democracy? But why?!
How do you folks stand these whiners?
quick post the nightmare timeline
>Chuka becomes Labour leader
>World calls him the British Obama
>he gets elected with a 48% of the vote
>52% divided between several other parties
>he voids the referendum
>Britain stays in the EU
>he takes in 5 million refugees
>gives them all passports
>labour never loses another election
>Chuka lasts 4 terms, 20 years
>the simpsons makes a new episode where moe refurbishes his bar
>no other party but labour ever wins again
>white people are a minority in every area of the UK by 2040
>>78782615
When they've lost the working class, putting a middle class wog from London in charge would be a very Labour thing to do.
Has are Nige been on telly yet?
>>78782906
>50/50
>is actually 52/48
?
>our MPs spend the last 20 years replacing white Londoners with Muslims, dindus and terrorists
>Brexit
>the parties collapse
>they're just leaving this massive unfixable clusterfuck of a demographic situation for no one to solve
get your gloves on lads
>>78782911
>>78782911
Corbyn is going to dismantle labour before they take him out though
>>78782911
It's alright, we're already on the good timeline.
>>78782794
top kek
>>78782837
kek, it was because his lavish cognac bar was discovered.
:^)
>>78782940
Last I heard he was in a bar in St. Tropez shagging some German bird in the arse
Is this the most chaotic time in British politics ever?
>>78782786
I don't really want a coup. I think Corbyn is preferable to the Blairites.
TAKING BACK LONDON WHEN?
Jon Snow is such an utter cunt
>>78782911
>Second referendum
>we stay in
>Labour win
Please, even knowing this scenario exists in a parallel world is depressing me
>>78782911
i quite like the simpsons episodes where moe refurbishes his bar
>>78783055
Not since Suez, as that other Anon said.
Are we going to get David Lammy on the telly trying to explain himself for trying to overturn the referendum?
BIG
BLACK
COCK
>>78783100
>those ties
>those socks
kek
>>78782806
>He even edited his own wikipedia page to say it.
Is that true? Holy shit that's hilarious.
>>78783100
I'M SO SAD. THIS IS A SAD DAY!!
>>78783055
Suez Canal maybe.
>>78782958
One can't expect these highly educated people who voted remain being able to do math.
>Brexit: Hilary Benn sacked as Corbyn faces 'no confidence' pressure
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36632539
Benn is kill
>>78782794
Top bantz
>>78782715
How does any of what you just typed make sense when i asked for strong as fuck?
>>78782716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK9VBxDlQOE
>>78782139
Yes and by the way a guy posted here yesterday asking for questions to ask at question time in birmingham that is on today at 10.45pm?
She will be there on the panel representing the remain side.
Oh also he said he is gonan be wearing a tie with the UK flag on it so hopefully we can spot him in the audience.
>>78781714
We stand with England :3
>>78783055
The salt will settle eventually. The upper middle class was not expecting good, boots-on-the-ground working class folks to straight up disregard their bullshit.
>>78783134
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/sign-petition-oust-david-lammy/
>in 200 years, our archives and threads will be turned into short stories with characters and plot.
>shortly after the stories are written, a new tv series comes out portraying the leading events of the rise of the NSDAP BRITANNIA and the campaigns of their leaders
>we will be immortalized by Sean Bean's decedents
>>78783272
B-But we have the internet!
John McTernan about to appear on BBC News
prepare for some backstabbing
>>78782906
We feed on their tears. Watching countless assblasted champagne liberals go through the seven stages of grief in real time because their entire delusional bubble has been popped by the throbbing erect cock of reality is extremely satisfying.
>>78783272
Kek
That fucking guy
>>78782794
my sides
Has the UK ever had such a rich period of happenings?
What a time to be a shitposter
>>78782911
> he gets elected with a 48% of the vote and having a mandate to remain in the EU
> 52% of the entire electorate voted to leave
Not happening
>>78783288
Thanks Malaysia. I heard your country already said it wants a trade deal.
>>78781714
Post your face before and after the labour party collapses
>>78782420
lel
fucking hyped
>those tom watson photos
ahahahahaha fucking idiot
>>78783177
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/wikipedia/9977305/Labour-star-Chuka-Umunna-admits-his-aides-probably-set-up-and-edited-his-own-Wikipedia-page.html
>>78782283
Just milk thanks
>>78783364
This is the age of meme magic.
>>78783346
Are we currnetly on barganing?
>>78782794
Fucking hell . . .. . this is pure gold.
>>78782794
>That pig suckling Cameron's wang
Fuck me I wasn't ready for that.
>>78783346
>>78783394
Hey at least he's a normal lad
>>78783015
Beautiful.
Thornberry is delusional.
>>78783102
>We live in the universe where Brexit happened and Leicester City somehow won the Premier League
Best multiverse.
>>78783391
>>78783272
That was absolutely fantastic.
Honestly one of the best things I've ever seen
>>78783477
And now an anti-EU Wales or England is going to win the Euros.
>>78782794
>that patriotic mars ad with are Wayne
Love it
Aparently antifa had a go at lauren southern and her cameraman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEyBaBEQLM4
>>78783447
yeah but it's not the most appropriate place to be in a situation like this
especially when you're deputy leader of a party imploding
>>78782420
Fuck it doesn't start till 3:30am on a Monday morning here I might have to miss out on the best QT thread ever.
>>78783425
Looks that way to me.
>>78783433
Outstanding.
>>78783563
How did he know - he thought Remain would win
He's at least rushing back to London
>>78783557
Fuck hate! Unless we hate you.
Jesus sturgeon looks like she has a moustache.
Emily Thornberry defence review is going ahead!
The delusion is beyond imaging
new OC
>>78783502
Me before and after Labour collapses
>>78783472
She reminds me of Nicola Murray from The Thick of It
>Tfw mother is English
>Father Jamacian
>Tfw I just wanted to make Britain great again and votes leave
Wew lads I guess this is the future I chose
>>78783716
you have to go back
>MCGUINNESS
[BOMBS INTENSIFY]
>>78783709
God I miss that show
EU and NATO is nothing alike, Thornberry
What a fucking idiot
>>78783741
What an utter mong
>>78783716
>coldburner mother
tough break
>>78783741
lads, i have been increasingly agreeing with galloway
w-whats happening?
How come Farage was not on Marr today? He was scheduled to be on.
>>78783754
Why?
We're living that show now
>>78783754
We're living it now though, fiction has become real life.
>PROTECT SCOTLAND
YOU WANT PROTECT US BY GIVING US ANOTHER INDY REF YOU FAT COW
>>78783741
Got his tinfoil fedora on.
>>78783272
source on this? what is this from?
>>78783716
>>78783716
good lad
>>78783703
face down in a ditch after being shanked by his bookies for betting 20 large on remain
>>78783716
London is such a shithole.
>disgusting fenian on my tv
>>78782539
Holy crap, totally forgot about QT.
This is gonna be good.
Do you think SF would win a referendum in Northern Ireland for unification?
>>78783272
>guys we're gonna dump some le ebic horse manure at parliament xD
god I really do hate leftists
>Traitors on my Sunday politics
Not great banter tbqhwyf
Every time I hear norn eires I think of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6UhXivPyw4
>>78783346
>Libtard
>Furry
>High Horse Psuedo-Intellectual
It just keeps fucking giving.
>>78783867
Not a chance.
UK politics summed up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU-YQmM0fMM&feature=youtu.be
>>78783786
He was having dinner with his son that night.
Seriously.
>Sinn Fein monkeys want reunification
Do Irish people even like this """"""""people""""""""?
>>78783835
>fenian
>>78783766
I found the Blairite.
>>78783716
>tfw Father was White American with Dutch heritage
>tfw mother is Jamaican
>tfw Dual National that grew up in USA
>tfw voted LEAVE
>tfw voting Trump too
Make the Earth Great Again
DESU
I'd be happy serving overseas to keep the commonwealth in check if we go full national socialist
>>78783716
>>78783867
does northern ireland matter?
the only thing I'd miss is the accent from their women
Gloria De Piero is kill :(
Corbyn stop!
>>78783741
NICE AND BROWN
I
C
E
AND
B
R
O
W
N
What makes Blaire so bad? All I seem to remember was the whole "cool hip he played guitar in college" shit. Did he Trojan horse his way in?
>>78783835
whoops, wrong one
>>78783965
DUP is a good party and SF don't even take their Westminster seats so I don't begrudge them desu.
>>78783956
If more mixtures were like you lad, we'd be ok
>>78783896
This just sums up the Left. Walking parodies.
>>78783716
>mother's a coal burner
>Father is a thief
>tfw lying to get (you)s
>>78783895
Holy shit, it's pronounced Shin Fein?
>>78783896
Respect is earned. Furries don't deserve respect.
>>78783992
How old are you?
>>78783786
Drawing up plans for a second night of the long knives
Corbyn is kill
>>78783716
Use the fact you're half black as a weapon against sjw and marxist fucks by becoming a bastion of free speach free thought and free market capitalism and thus trigger the fuck out of everyone.
>>78783996
delusional terrorists, reunification will never happen
>>78783272
Link?
>>78784013
>>78784023
Born year he was elected
>>78783867
If they don't they'll be breaking out the AK's and car bombs again.
>>78784038
Is there a prize for getting a line?
>>78782191
I thought the Lib dems were father to the left then Labour?
I know I am just a burger but am I wrong about this?
>>78784055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03D3z5wT5vs
SOUTH THANET FOR NIGEL WHEN?
>>78783992
He's the British Hillary Clinton. Invades shitholes illegally just to create more rapefugees for the home country. Loves kebab in the UK, seemingly can't stand to see them live their lives in the Middle East.
>>78784038
How much longer can the madman last?
Why do only two Conservative leadership candidates go to the members for voting when Labour had four?
>>78783784
Galloway talks 10% sense and 90% islam or socialist pandering.
>>78783999
Upside down satan, m8. I know what you're saying.
>tfw mixed cousins are in full REEEEEE mode
>tfw other cousins/brother are drug dealers
>tfw white side of my family in America are largely non degenerate
This fucking family is a walking stereotype
>>78784135
Just their own internal rules.
Fucking hell LABOUR ON POOICIDE WATCH
Savage
>>78783992
he sent search parties to africa to bring africans to the uk
he killed gadafi triggering the migrant crisis and isis because god told him to
>>78784042
Top KEK Ive been doing that my entire life
>Say I'm pro ukip
>The utter look of confusion on a lefties face
You know that the left are more racist than the right, kek they group me into labour automaticly
>>78784059
Lied about wmds in Iraq and took us into an illegal war
>>78784083
They used to be central . . .but they have drifted to the left and are VERY pro-EU and 'rapefugees welcome'
>>78784089
God I forgot how much of a cunt he was
>>78784038
Fuck. This is bad. He could simply be replaced by a Remainer.
>>78784059
He opened the flood gates for immigration, followed and encouraged the US into a pointless war that in 2016 we're still fighting and caused all the recent terrorist shit across the globe.
