Just found a petition that I think has some real promise.
"Offer Britain Statehood in the United States."
So much yes. Anyone care to meme this into existence?
And I'm retarded. This time with the link.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/offer-britain-statehood-united-states
LEND KEK YOUR POWER POL
KEK WILLS IT!
>>78753533
My repeated digits confirm Kek's will
We'd run the world
LOL
Let's boogie.
>>78753285
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
OCEANIA TIME BITCHES.
AIRSTRIP ONE GO!
Would be pretty cool.
You'd have the full might of the U.S. Military on your clay.
>>78753285
Yes, let's offer millions of mudslimes and shitskins citizenship in the US so we can hand out more gibs and greatly raise the risk of terrorism.
The costs are greater than the benefits. I cannot support this.
>>78753285
If kek wills it.
>>78755068
First order of business would be deporting every last mudbeard.
>>78753285
>replace union with tighter union
makes sense?
Why be a state of America when you can be a state of Australia?
>>78755397
You would need good leadership first. The next chance for that is 2020 and even then there is next to no chance of it winning the election if it even files to run.
>>78755436
This. We should just have an economic and military alliance
Yes, let's meme the United States of Islam. Fuck off Brits.
>>78753285
your meme game is trash faggot
>>78753285
Why would Americans want us? I can guarantee we would probably end up voting Democrat.
I'm into that.
>>78755068
If they became a state it would mean their federal government would become a state government.
They would be virtually powerless regarding matters of state, immigration included.
You guys lose your cuck government and get a shiny new one, you even get to elect a new state government (by design if you want) and then two senators and some house members.
The US are at the root of the corruption and agenda of the EU.
So fuck you, of course not.
>>78755718
The solution is to force Brits to vote for The Donald or they will be gassed by The Donald. It's just business, nothing personal.
>>78753285
Give up sovereignty again lmao
>>78755851
only to further American interests, if the UK is a fucking state it might not be necessary
>>78755899
But get a better government in return.
Also, is it still giving up sovereignty when you're allowed to vote for your politicians still?
oyyy veyy I bet the UK would be full of Democrat cuck shits and would fuck the USA in the ass until we booted them out
nevermind, it's a fucking terrible idea
I have always wanted to own a gun
>>78755914
No, you're a retard.
These interests are trying to create a homogenous post-ethnic 'culture'.
You're not true /pol/, get the fuck out of here.
>>78755584
>military alliance
wow great idea perhaps we could call it upper atlantic treaty group or something like that.
>>78753285
Do Merifats seriously think they're this important? The UK is more based than all 50 states put together, it has a stronger history, a better culture and identity. Why the hell would they leave one sinking ship to jump on board another?
They don't deserve statehood.
They can be a territory.
>>78756495
Is this reverse psychology?
>>78755507
Australia, you want in on this deal?
>>78756495
>Do Merifats seriously think they're this important?
We don't think. We know.
>>78756495
wow looks like 2nd best colony getting a little jelly.
>>78756823
Australia is worth at least 2 US States
>>78756495
The worst state in the Union in Mississippi is more valuable than the UK in every facet
>>78756495
top shitpost
hell no fuck them traitors. there's a reason we are no longer British.
>>78756249
We should also dismantle UATG
>>78754719
>>78756089
don't you cucks want your sovereignty?
>>78753285
>>78753405
>>78753493
>>78753533
>>78753627
GOD WILLS IT
> statehood
Yeah, Britain voted to leave the EU but I'm sure they'd love to be a mere state in the US. National soverignty is essential you dumb fucks.
>>78756495
Britain is just a [spoiler]snaggle toothed[/spoiler] paper tiger at this point. Who cares? [spoiler]But, I still love you.[/spoiler]
>>78753285
They just escaped one evil empire now you want to suck them into another?
>>78753285
Um no
We'd like a trade agreement though
>>78757436
You do realize that joining the United States is like that scene from Aladin.
"I can show you the world."
Secretly it's what every country wants.
>>78756013
>UK becomes a liberal state
>population is 64.1 million
>California is the most populous liberal state
>population is 38.8 million
Oh fuck no, by House of Representative rules the delegates for elections would guarantee a gridlock on Democrat presidents forever.
>>78754719
LET ME
LET ME
LET ME
>>78753285
Get Scotland instead, they're superior
>>78753285
I know a man who could run that state. You want to get out of here? You talk to me.
>>78757597
ahaha that's what most the other states said also.
Can we all agree that GB would make a great state though?
It would bring up the population of whites.
>>78757597
I WILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU CUNT
>>78757007
Yeah maybe Wyoming and Montana. You're worth like half a California and two thirds of a Texas.
I'm American and even I can admit this would just ruin the UK. I think this is stupid.
Now not only would the UK have Muslims, they'd have thrice as many blacks and a new pest - Mexicans and Hispanics.
>>78757007
Australia's worth a bic lighter.
>>78757007
I'm fine with that. Love to have some roos join the great modern empire.
>>78753285
It's time for the Empire to come hom
>>78758349
Who cares? If we can convince a bunch of black and Mexicans to move to a state that I have no intention of ever visiting, it sounds good to me. They're all about multiculturalism over there anyway, might as send as many from the west as they take from the east.
How many states do you think we can carve out of the UK boys? I was thinking a solid 10.
>And four great beasts came up from the sea, diverse one from another.
>The first was like a lion, and had eagle's wings: I beheld till the wings thereof were plucked, and it was lifted up from the earth, and made stand upon the feet as a man, and a man's heart was given to it.
Let's get the apocalypse rolling boys
>>78758622
>>78755068
Omg, your ID. K-JOOD, litterally means 'cancerous jew' in dutch.
You are exposed. Now BTFO
get your fucking globalist burger claws off our clay
>>78753285
absolutely the fuck not
we do not need their unabashed liberalism now or ever
>>78753285
Only an American would propose such a completely retarded idea. Who the fuck do you think you are to propose the UK's subordination a day after it won independence? How much arrogance do you have to have to propose that with a straight face? Nobody in the first world wants to live in a country like the USA, which ranks dead last in so many quality of life criteria. You're straight up deluded, mate lol
>>78758349
How could the UK be even more trashed than it is? I say we turn it's governemnt into a reality TV show.
>>78759056
You're weak, you're meat.
>>78759232
Shut up hat nobody gave you permission to speak. Beg and I might give you that pipeline.
>>78759232
You are next.
>>78753285
BRITAIN CAN BE A STATE?
LET'S DO IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
Fuck yeah welcome cousins!
But just remember SEVENTY-SIX MOFOS
LETS DO IT REEE TOGETHER
>>78755584
There's the Five Eyes alliance. Beyond that, I don't think any of our countries would accept an overlord, but an anglosphere alliance would be pretty awesome.
>>78755827
No more Parliament. No more Lord Whatever; we don't do titles. The Queen becomes Liz Windsor.
Never happen.
>>78760811
>>78760911
Anything that helps the US annex Canada
Anglosphere Alliance now
This thread is absolutely retarded. I need to stop coming on here during burger hours.
>>78761547
Take that stupid fucking maple leaf off the center of that.
>>78761547
Lol no. Keep your knife binning Muslim worshipping bullshit over there.
>>78753285
They would never go for it. It would require a vast and far-reaching adjustment in regards to sovereignty. It would require not just abandoning their own sovereignty but also the very concept of the monarchy as the source of legitimacy. The compromise of sovereignty is a large part behind the Brexit vote in the first place.
>>78761547
Too much fucking leaf.
>>78753285
No.
>>78761547
>>78761725
And replace it with a snake in an eagles mouth
>>78762183
Fuck off paco.
>>78761547
>having a fucking leaf on there at all
fuck off m8
>>78761725
And replace it with what, a diabetes test kit?
>>78753285
Only signing if we get the monarchy too!
>>78757156
We want guns and freedom
>>78762923
We have those things for you. And we could win out of it too. A new focus on states rights would come about with britain wanting to be as independent a state as possible
>>78753285
>>78753405
>>78753493
>>78753627
>>78754534
Posted the poll link in a thread in b
>>>/b/691555311
>>78757153
>>78761679
Don't you have tanks to be cavalry charging, polack?
>>78753285
I'd rather colonize them and allow them only a single seat in both house and senate for representation.
>>78753285
Anglo-Saxon Union: USA, UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand
(Ireland and Nordic countries are optional)
>>78753285
You're still a state of the same people from which you believe you are independent.
Fuck no. Britain has too many Muslims already. Brexit came as too little, too late.
The answer will of course be no, but it's worth it for the lulz alone.
>>78753285
This would be bad for us. The UK has 65 million people, with about 40~ million voters. They would seek to ban guns in the USA and would side overwhelmingly with the Democrats.
>>78762140
Accurate right down to the US being a woman.
>>78766102
This, OP is a faggot and a moron.
>Ima blue pilled faggot that wants NWO
The thread
>>78753285
Yeah and bear greater risk of allowing statehood to a nation filled with anti-gun limp wrists who would want nothing more than to destroy the 2nd Amendment, promote amnesty for subhumans, and push harder for transgender degeneracy.
>>78759510
what in fuck is this? you've shocked me for a moment, that's more than most do.
