'Fellatio Cafe' Where You Get Sucked Off As You Sip Your Brew To Be Opened In Switzerland
>The country that gave us Swiss chocolate, Swiss pen knives, Swiss cheese, and now blow jobs with your brew, Switzerland, are opening a 'fellatio cafe'.
>The cafe will be opened to the public by the end of the year in Geneva, according to Swiss newspaper The Local, and will see men ordering a hot drink, before choosing a prostitute off an iPad.
>Other than the worrying fact that even prostitution is pushing the boundaries of business by using iPads, customers will have to pay £40 for a coffee. Included in the price is the blow job, though.
http://beta.theladbible.com/more/awesome-fellatio-cafe-where-you-get-sucked-off-as-you-sip-your-brew-20160623?utm_source=lboz&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=lboz
>>78612935
Sure let me just directly give Apple something else to blackmail me with
>>78612935
how hot are the girls tho
This is literally from "Idiocracy" just...
> I need to eat a .45 cal aspirin
>>78612935
I'll have a gentleman's latte
>>78612935
only if she spits in my coffee afterwards
>>78613154
Besides the pollution,lack of maintenance and famine idiocracy was alright t.bh
Are you gay?you must be.or a woman
>>78613154
The original inspiration for Idiocracy Starbucks prostitution was Mike Judge reading a story abotu a tanning saloon being a brothel.
>>78612935
I thought that future was supposed to be in 500 years, goddamn.
>sharing a mouth with dozens of other men
Shiggy diggy.
>>78613469
>a tanning saloon
where cowboys work on their tan?
>>78612935
Oh, right. Alright. And then I'll go on other Internet places and hear feminists and sluts complain about what a "prude society" western civilization is.
Four Hundred Quadrillion Keks.
>>78612935
> Implying Japan doesn't have much crazier things
>>78613495
I need this in my life, t.bh famalama
>>78613495
everything is going so fast
>>78613452
I don't want to get sucked off by a whore who just finished sucking off the patron next to me...
You should ask yourself the q-q-question homebro
And I think you miss the irony of it but hey all you virgins can think about is
> Muh dick
>>78612935
She Blew a Fine Honey Suckle Flavoured Brew...
>>78612935
Ahh, women. God I hate 'em.
Am I the only one who thinks it's a bad idea to give blowjobs while someone is drinking hot coffee?
Dude's gonna bust a nut and spill coffee all over the bitches face.
How am I supposed to focus on enjoying my coffee when some slut is slobbering on my penis?
>>78612935
Sounds good to me
>>78612935
Will the expect a tip at the end of it?
>>78613795
>She Pooed a Fine Honey Suckle Flavoured Poo...
ftfy
Sounds like a good way to spill piping hot coffee on a hooker's head and/or your own genitals. Why not just buy an coffee machine for the waiting room of the bordello?
>>78613495
But the future is now anon, is a mix between Children of Men and Idiocracy.
And we are in the middle of it.
>BlowJob bar
It's like in my mongolian claymation erotica shows.
I hear Canada is also doing something similar.
>>78613814
I don't really hate them anymore. But I don't like or respect them either. I still hate the current situation, though. The culture which pedestalizes them at the expense of men. But men are fucked up too. People are.
>>78613090
None of them will be swiss.
>>78613090
Who cares as long as they suck a mean dick
>>78613958
I think you just gave them a tip a shaft and a load.
A nice pat on the pate is fitting
>>78613958
>Switzerland
>Tipping mattering
the only tip she gets is this *unzips*
>>78614046
Anyone have the picture of this with that one hot girl (Taylor Swift?) sipping diet coke?
>>78612935
Holy fuck, I've got a swiss passport, might move back actually
>>78614015
Oopps premature firing of meme m8, you should have waited till an actual Indian poster showed up...
>>78612935
$40?
Seems like a bargain to me. I'd try it at least once.
>>78613628
good one usay
> mfw it's summertime and girls need to save for college.
>>78613090
>girls
>>78612935
Shit that's some expensive coffee. I could get hookers, coffee, cake and enough money to take a uber back home.
Im only tipping if she swallows.
Is there no end to the possibilities of countries free from the shackles of the EU? When will this come to the United Kingdom of England and Wales?
>>78614500
You think it will be a Trapaccuino
>>78612935
>before choosing a prostitute off an iPad.
So it works like Tindr
>>78613862
You got high hopes if you really think these women are going to suck a mean dick.
Its going to be mediocre coffee coasting on chicks giving half assed performances because they know its time based.
Why wouldn't this be a great thing?
>m-muh degeneracy
You fags are going to ruin this great new world. There is no argument that this shouldn't be in every city in the world.
>>78614634
Like a lap dance ?
Kek
> lap
>>78612935
>'Fellatio Cafe' Where You Get Sucked Off As You Sip Your Brew To Be Opened In Switzerland
We used to do this when I was stationed at Clark
>>78612935
Will she drink my piss straight from my dick if I just sit there drinking beer all day?
>>78614406
looking for work?
>>78614600
Underrated
>>78612935
Degenerate.
Plus, it's mostly going to be non-white men paying for bjs from poor white women.
/pol/ should know better than to support this fuckery
Seems too cheap, to be honest.
>>78614809
How the fuck are you on 4chan?
neat
>>78612935
This is nothing new in Asia, they are called blowjob bars in PI and Thailand
Japan already has those.
>>78614680
> be your daughter
> dad I just got a great job, and guess who came in today your boss and his sons .. I gave them all Great service.
I put it on facecrook .. You'd be so proud wanna see the selfie? I think I got some foam on my nose but tee hee..
>>78614809
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>>78612935
>aplpine jews
just burn the heretics already
>>78614809
A fucking leaf.
>>78615008
Dude, I would go there and order a drink myself.
>>78614445
>Florida education
>>78612935
this shit is normal in thailand.
>>78614680
One opens in every city, woman in the city eminently becomes worthless, woman form an anti men alliance in order to get back attention, tension between woman and men all time high , none is making babies, humanity extinct, nice future, false KEK
Wow what social degeneration. What is this world coming to? Just sickening.
>>78614680
>Why wouldn't this be a great thing?
I would appreciate if this opportunity was not available to my future children.
>>78615139
Kek
O lawd
Wew lad
> just don't tell your mother.....
>the voted to leave this
gays
>>78614445
I think you mean $4
>>78613628
Cowboys are busy these days with patrolling Wal-Mart.
>>78614937
how can they all not have syphilis-mouth and wart-tongue?
>>78612935
Sure, why not? I mean aren't there place in Japan that do shit like this?
>>78614500
>they will have a 20% tranny quota
>you wont know since they have their clothes on
>>78614897
Pass
>>78615011
I've been busy for the past few months
>>78615103
Kek
>>78615008
>be my daughter
>dad I just became a whore
>get out
Easy. There will always be whores, and they deserve the right to charge for their valuable service.
>>78614445
still too expansive for a bj you could have an anal in greece for much less
>>78614795
underrated
>>78615180
I'll have you know that most states don't have readily-available prostitutes, Nevadabro
>>78615307
>Switzerland
>EU
>American education
>>78612935
We could expand this idea. A blowjob/video game lounge. Where you get blown while shooting children on XBL
>>78615455
confirmed for knowing jack-shit about Swiss prices
>>78612935
Thousands of aids infected africans invade europe, switzerland opens a fellatio bar.
Hmm wonder what this could lead to?
>>78615545
Confirmed for having nothing to do but drugs and pay women for sexual favors.
>>78612935
This would be kinda cool if they were shemales and you could perform fellatio on them and then lick the shesperm off the shecock. Now it is just kinda old-fashioned and lame. Doesnt seem sexy at all. 1/5 on the hotness scale.
>>78615434
That's fine for them. I'll gladly employ your daughter/wife/cousin at 40 a blowie
>>78615267
But it's not. None of those girls are actual Swiss. And how fucking white trash are you that your children could end up sucking cock?
>random women sucking off random men all day
cool brothel without even a proper dick inspection?
>>78613787
>I don't want to get sucked off by a whore who just finished sucking off the patron next to me...
guess what bro free market
don't like it, don't go
>>78614122
underrated
>>78615697
Condoms will be coffee flavored
Mmm
Irish creme?
Italian sweet cream
Hazelnuts splash
>>78612935
Why would you want your lover to drink coffee before oral sex? Why would they be eating or drinking anything a half hour before sex? You guys are doing it wrong. On an empty stomach you should run around the block to get sweaty and fill your arteries with endorphins and hormones. That is the ideal. Exercise and then get nailed while your heart rate is still high. I am a level thirty-six wizard who has read a lot of articles, so I know.
>>78613495
You know the elites watch and read the same things we do, right? They do this on purpose. They've all read 1984 and Brave New World and even Revelations.
Then they implement all of it because this is what the people want :^)
>>78615762
That's kind of why I said as much
> straya quit huffing the petrol!
>>78615697
don't they already have dick inspection day at school in Canada?
isn't that why you were held back twice?
>>78615545
you see women brag about how much they paid for useless shit but men take pride in how cheap they got their stuff
40 bucks is overpriced and you are all cucks for sticking to it
in fact everything is overpriced you can always get it for less
i know because i am a pain in the ass when it comes to bargaining.
>>78612935
SWEDEN 2 YES
>>78615977
he's right tho good way to get herpes or something
What emotion is the least degenerate for me to feel about this? Scared, amused, or aroused?
>>78615653
Fennoswede? Fennoswede.
>>78612935
Who is this....
>>78612935
>>78612935
I see nothing wrong with this.
Switzerland
Yes
>>78615762
No. If I don't like something I must deny everyone the permission to do it.
t. Democrat
>>78612935
Fuck that sounds amazing.
>>78616317
t. Miroslav Cuckovich
>>78612935
Will they be hiring any starlettes?
NO NO NO!
I order a Vanilla frap not Mocha, and I specifically wanted a mouth with NO GODDAMN HERPES!
Fuck this place is getting such a low yelp rating I swear to god.
>>78612935
I already get this every morning before I go to work and I know she does it better with more enthusiasm than these women would.
>>78616664
Maybe some retired actresses from old tv shows?
I get that it's a loophole for prostitution laws. Like it's illegal to pay for sex, so technically you're paying for expensive coffee while a woman happens to suck your dick.
So... Would this loophole actually work other places?
>>78613958
Yes, from my fedora
>>78614500
Fuck it would just be like my dojins then, god yes.
http://exhentai.org/g/483030/25fa6ae3d2/
>>78615374
Yeah, sex for cash makes me limp
>>78616877
Where'd your leaf go?
>>78616865
yes it works everywhere senpai
they're called escorts not prostitutes since you pay for their time and not their holes (but you still fuck em)
and if she does a bad job you can spill the hot coffee on her face
sounds great!
>>78615374
They do.
>>78612935
Based Switzerland.
WOW THIS IS SO EMPOWERING TO WOMEN! THE FEMINIST MOVEMENT REALLY SET THEM FREE!
>>78613958
faget
>>78612935
Hmm I've paid about £40 for dumb shit(that didn't include a blowie) so I think I'd give them my business at least once. If I had to wear a rubber I'd probably pass though.
this is going to blow up in their face
$5 says it's specifically for shitskins and "refugees"
>>78616877
>>78613088
How can you be blackmailed by showing you got a BJ? Unless you're married.
>>78617588
Free service for rapefugees!
>>78613088
>Using the SiliconJew
>>78617542
Kek
>>78612935
>smoke a joint and have some coffee
>get a blowjob
So degenerate but we should at least try it as a society, for data...
>>78615544
We're ahead of the curve orange-kun
>>78612935
>day 1 grand opening
>2 blocks worth of brown people lined up
>all hookers quit on the spot
it would have never fucking worked.
>>78617469
I'll fite you irl m8, don't think I won't.
>>78612935
>inb4 migrants get free coupons
>>78617961
This. Plus we can play games
Everyone must hold their drink up, last to spill wins. Prize is an orgy with al the women
>>78617469
>>78618174
Which one of you is the terrorbro?
>>78612935
Nice
>>78612935
Guess the Jews are tired of Switzerland now? Time for the routine degeneracy and white genocide.
>>78618358
He died.
Lol 40 pounds for shit beer and humiliation.
I flash a watch for that
>>78612935
>Literally flossing your stinky, dirty ass with a suspender belt in public.
Absolute degeneracy. Does nobody else think about how bad that thing must smell?
>>78618633
good
>>78612935
well... i guess it would be discrimation of some sort to not allow all the colors of the rainbow to be the happy little whores....
>>78613862
So she takes two hot loads to the face at the same time. That's double the efficiency
>>78618777
you're supposed to wash your ass bro
do you guys even have running water?
>>78616914
it won't be like your doujins
it'll be better
>>78618633
Suicide?
>>78613572
dude that's why you go early so you first.
>>78618945
Based on how Jamaicans smell, I would assume not.
Good people, though. Much better than African-Americans.
>>78618987
He went the way of Mr Hands, attempting sexual relations with horse who decided to kick his skull in.
Stupid idea, the amount of sexually transmitted diseases would be through the roof.
>>78619127
>Much better than African-Americans.
not saying much but I guess you gotta be chill living on a sweet tropical island smoking weed all day
>>78613572
>>sharing a mouth with dozens of other men
I know right? This is just Super AIDS waiting to happen.
>>78612935
I am gonna make that coffee last a long time.
>>78619214
Isn't that what they do in Queensland?
>>78612935
Pic of the jew that's opening this bar?
Been there. The hot white chicks only suck the Somalians
>>78618777
>Does nobody else think about how bad that thing must smell?
All the time, it happens to be my fetish.
>>78619468
Yeah QLD is sweet bro
Weather is perfect most of the time, similar to Florida weather I'm told
>>78619199
doubt it. i can guarantee you that before you get your blow job and coffee you have to get tested and the girls will be clean too
>>78613787
And it's not going to be some hot young woman; you'll be getting a bee jay from some wrinkled fat hag.
>>78619645
It will be women in their mid 30s slightly thick dusty skin and Trapaccuinos
>>78615008
Yeah, my daughter would probably do this, feels bad man :(
>>78619636
>you have to get tested
How long does the results of a STD test take? I don't know. I'm not a degenerate screwing every diseased-ridden slut I see.
>>78614937
i would have one drink and go home to bed. you blow me on my first drink my nights done.
>>78619624
Florida is 5/5 bredy gud
I'm going fishing in the 'Glades tomorrow.
>>78613495
>we're through the looking glass
im the fucking Pope if this is real life
>>78612935
>You were born too late, you will never explore the oceans.
>You were born too early, you will never explore space.
>You were born just in time to see feminism completely implode on itself and establish a society where "public use" women become an actual thing.
FEELS FUCKIN' GOOD MAN!
>>78612935
based free market
>>78619838
Naw look at you all independent and shiny. She'll be working at a proper English Brothel.
>>78614122
why is this meme still at thing
you boys were hoppin on our anthem which didn't do diddly squat and now you're goin crazy over mental gymnastic loophole
Did this in thailand. Its fucking epic
>>78612935
Ill have a Grande Mocha Herpes please
>>78614199
THIS!!!!
/thread
>>78620133
you can't get any STDs from getting your dick sucked breh
>>78620133
Chlamydilate please .. Extra puss err foam
>>78614122
Kek confirms truth
>>78620241
But can the women get STDs from giving a blow job and/or swallowing semen?
>>78620241
Yeah I guess oral herpes is not transferable to yer dick
>>78619855
i don't know. i've never been tested, but i imagine it's at least 24 hours, just like any other results you would get from the doctor
>>78612935
we have this at least 20 years ago
they are called 'cafés con piernas' (coffee and legs)
>>78620241
>you can't get any STDs from getting your dick sucked breh
yeah you can brah
>>78620133
>£40 for a coffee and a blowjob
Is it just me or is this a huge bargain considering the fact that it's in a 1st world country? nevermind it being Switzerland of all places.
It's fucking Geneva isn't it? It's always fucking Geneva. It's the spawning ground of the liberal globalist shills thanks to the UN. Get rid of "french" Switzerland and the country would be infinitely better.
>>78620508
yeah m8 coffee is getting stupid expensive
That's actually a pretty good idea.
>>78620524
You tell em brah, Including the "italian" Switzerland as well, now that it's filling up with mediterraneans, parasites, albanians and natocucked pigs.
And yeah, as an italian myself I'm totally aware of it since it's getting annoying.
>>78620089
We also like to ignore the fact that bestiality is legal in half of our states.
>>78612935
You think you'd actually have to love sucking cock to do it all day for less than 40 quid a pop though, especially in Switzerland where I doubt your money goes far.
JUST.
>>78620125
You sure you didn't get sucked off by a guy who passed for a woman?
>>78612935
Its going to be a gay cafe
>>78621265
your actually making this place sound worth the price. There is hardly anything better than a lady who is really into sucking the dick.
can't wait till it shuts down after a few days of being overrun by mudslimes and AIDS
>>78621265
Sucking a dick isn't really a big deal until something yucky comes out. Try it sometime :-)
>>78621563
why do you keep thinking its going to be a lady?
It got gay written all over it
Nice. Switzerland knows what up
>>78620241
You can get any STD from blowjobs. Even AIDs. All it takes is one slight exposure to the blood stream. All it takes is one mouth sore that you can't even see.
>>78614122
I dont get it
>>78621262
>half
It's like 10, and a few have bills to ban it waiting on being passed.
>>78621688
Is not gay if you do it for money.
>>78621887
M8, don't spread alarmist nonsense. It's possible, yes, but extremely, extremely rare. The transmission rates from women to men are incredibly low for even vaginal intercourse, lower for oral. Look at the CDC AIDS statistics page.
>>78614122
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Japan has blow job bars. Called pink bars if you want to google it, I understand most of the women there are old worn out hags though. They service about 12 guys a day each.
>>78619636
Blood samples have to be lab tested. No way is this degenerate coffee shop setting up a lab in the back room. Most doctor practices don't have them and rely on large labs to do the testings.
>>78619977
going to need a source on this one
>>78621914
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3634998/Sex-acts-pets-OK-Canadian-Supreme-Court-long-doesn-t-involve-penetration.html
>>78616007
yeah white countries don't do that.
>haggling over a blowjob
they would kick you out, but thanks for putting the image in my head, made me laugh.
>>78621969
Sup
>>78622192
You wanna risk your life for 5 min go ahead, you probably deserve it.
>>78612935
I'm just shocked how...reasonable it is. In the US if this same service existed it'd probably be 200 dollars partly to discourage the practice, partly to capitalism it up like a mothafuckin baws.
>>78622290
That's because all whores shall always be disgusting semen receptacles
The fucked up part is that women who don't have sex for a living are starting to see just as much dick
>>78622538
Edgy m8, but when did I say I would ever go to a blowjob bar? I'm just pointing out that you're spreading old wives' tales about HIV transmission. By far the highest risk demographics are intravenous drug users and homosexuals (or men who participate in unprotected anal).
>>78612935
>tfw you're just a couple hours' drive away from a blowjob cafe
Hopefully they get high class girls
>>78622726
Europe is a haven of decadence my yankie friend.
>>78618888
Checked and keked
>>78612935
The wonderful things that happen when you leave the EU.
**BREAKING NEWS**
"SEVERE OUTBREAK OF HERPES, CHLAMYDIA, HIV, HEPATITIS, AND GONORRHEA IN THE CITY OF GENEVA"
>>78622222
>Quints
>no one checks em
what the fuck
>>78614500
If they're convincing enough traps I'm down. It's all good if I can't tell the difference and they suck a good dick.
>>78614795
Sweden to the burn unit
Repeat, Sweden to the burn unit.
>>78620241
You absolutely can; most easily herpes.
>>78619199
What is a dental dam.
>>78613495
>dat inflation
bit low considering the average person in the story has an IQ lower than 70
>>78624004
not good for preventing STDs?
>>78615762
Guess what bro, fascism is coming.
Don't like it? Sit on your knees in front of the ditch.
>>78617588
switzerland hates the rapefugees, they're not in the EU and they fucking massed their army on the single border entry into their mountain pass country.
>>78612935
time to go to starbucks joe
no way you like money too?
>>78612935
I'd stick airsoft BBs up my benis, and see if she could suck them out.
>>78624004
its the reason you don't find any dentists in Britain.
>STD Cafe Where You Can Get Herpes As You Sip Your Brew
Incidentally, nothing straighter than having some stranger next to your left cum right in front of you.
I imagine they would have to make you wear condoms, I can't imagine a legitimate establishment not doing so. I'd give them 30 pounds and say keep the drink.
Blowjobs with a condom are fucking horrible.
>>78620241
It's pretty clear you live in a 99% white state
>>78622222
Nice
>>78624591
what ever happened to spoony?
>>78613795
It's a green Japan
>>78624678
Would make more sense to have private booths and get a girl to jerk you off with a sterilized or single use onahole.
>>78620125
do you see the woman? are you just sitting at a public bar with other guys? or do they shuffle you off into a booth?
>>78620241
>American education
>>78622503
god damn this cucktry
>>78624243
They have plenty of kebab anon, look into it
>>78614593
underrated
>>78626113
everyone does, it is literally a plague that can now be found everywhere on earth. what's important is how they deal with it.
>>78613495
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qs4mtbTsaL4
Isn't this what Libertarians want?
A society of "me me me, morality is subjective, don't bother me"?
We NEED a /pol/ colony. I'm serious. It's getting too much. Western Civilization is decaying.
(((Google))) is pushing their agenda with another propaganda video, but this time they decided to censor all comments from the beginning. You don't have to watch the dreadful thing, just remember to give it a downvote<
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oDLqmM2BPw
>>78618777
Did Jamaica just complain about degeneracy?
>>78612935
that sounds bretty gud
>>78615455
>you could have an anal in greece for much less
We are talking about females, not males, buddy
>>78614809
RARE
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Yesus Christus, fekkin
>Geneva
Every damn time, when will the RostiGrabenWall be built?
>>78615544
>Getting blown while playing Xbox
or you could just, you know, get a fucking girlfriend you pleb
>>78627232
That costs more than $40
>>78612935
I'd rather pay 15 fake dollars, or whatever is fair, and cuddle.
>>78615434
>be you
>pour heart and soul into raising a child for 18 years
>work ass off every day to see her have a good life
>despite it all she becomes a worthless prostitute
>>>>>get out
>>>>>Easy
wew lad
>>78613958
Fuck off mark.
