http://www.eutimes.net/2016/01/russia-shockingly-adds-hillary-clinton-to-terror-sponsor-watchlist/
What's like to find out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfRUJHbksho
>shockingly
Ah, the new media....telling us what to think before we even get through the headline.
>>78189280
Good news
>>78190106
Seriously. That one word turns this into an opinion piece instantly. Fuck this bullshit. I want news, not opinions. "Russia adds Hillary Clinton to Terror Sponsor Watchlist" is perfectly fine and you'd best believe they'd be getting my clicks on that shit
I fucking crave a not shit news source that doesn't inject their own opinions
Today is a good day.
>>78190473
But that doesn't get the goyim to click
Will I get banned from twitter for sending this to Trump?
Also, Trump didn't even read it and now, suddenly 30 new accounts are following me on twitter. Am I on a terrorist watch list?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X36fMi8SWkA
>Hillary travels to Russia
>gets arrested for suspected terrorism
>>78190106
>Here's why Hillary Clinton is shockingly ADDED to list
>>78190106
They need to do that to get dem clicks.
Just started watching "Donald Trump Attacks Hillary Clinton speech". Is it good?
>>78191085
DOWNBOATED!
Why is this shocking?
>>78189280
>shockingly
She's been on my terror sponsor watchlist since Waco.
>>78189280
No news here, it's just a republican conspiracy to stop a woman from becoming the President.
>>78191085
Its pretty clear she will never come here
>shockingly
This comes as a shock to nobody who's actually payed attention to ME de-stabilization campaign she's operating for a while.
>>78189280
Its common knowledge that the clintons provided financial and political support to many terror organizations, which doesn't mean the russian government is any different when it comes to proxy conflicts
>>78189280
Shillary is in some deep shit if Putin is ready to back stab her. He alone has enough dirt on her to put her in front of a firing squad.
>>78189280
Is Snowden is a "terrorist" because he leaked classified information to the enemy
And Hillary leaked classified information to the enemy
Then Hillary is a ______?
>>78189280
>first female president
>first president to have an ongoing FBI investigation going into it
>first president to have worst favorable ratings than bush after the 8 years
>first president to be put on a terror watch list
what next
>>78194264
Vile reptilian cloaca discharge?
>worldnewspolitics
Literally who?
>>78190106
So that's the thing. I've been trying to put my finger on what makes today's news so garbage, but I couldn't specify it until now.
>>78189280
russia really wants to see trump win, even the FSB
>>78194264
Next usa president
This is mostly symbolic, like pic related a few years ago. Mr "Ugly Gorilla" has to choose his vacation spots carefully from now on, though.
>>78194520
Adjectives
They are what make everything so (((shitty)))
>>78190611
That's one stealthy merchant.
>>78196503
I don't see it. Where's the merchant?
>>78194400
>>78194778
I really need to work on my mad libs
It could just be my red-pillededness, but I would be far more inclined to check out a headline that says "Russia adds Hillary Clinton to Terror Sponsor Watchlist", instead of "Russia Shockingly adds Hillary Clinton to Terror Sponsor Watchlist".
Come to think of it, I realized I instinctively avoid most links on news sites that have those kind of buzzwords in the title.
>>78189280
>mfw
>/pol/ will ignore this and instead push another furry thread above the bump limit
>>78196728
Behind the boat
>>78196503
Oh god, not one of these
These were so popular back in the 90's, I still feel the headaches
>>78198908
Does it even work on regular LCD screens?
Did you click on source? It's some hideous WordArt page without sources. Nothing on FSB site, nothing in the news. Stop being retarded.
>>78199042
Yeah, just cross your eyes you should see a 3-D image
Can the russians just fucking assassinate shitlery already? If they have any power left whatsoever, they should do it.
>>78199312
Ha! I can see it!
>>78199803
Nice, they always give me a headache though
>>78190473
>I fucking crave a not shit news source that doesn't inject their own opinions
>>78200825
So BBC is the least opinionated
>>78194337
First wife of previous husband
First president to work with a brain injury
Last president
I'm banking on there being a European civil war (ww3) in the near future
>>78194520
Also watch out for synonyms with different connotations. Good news should basically report e.g.
>Putin said ... Obama said/replied ...
and not
>Putin claimed ... Obama explained ...
It's more subtle, but equally useful to manipulate readers to come to a desired conclusion.
>>78200985
They're pretty good about everything that doesn't have to do with the UK. Al Jazeera is also surprisingly good on stuff that doesn't involve their little kingdom or their neighbor's kingdom.
>>78190106
Go to CNN and read any of their daily articles about Trump
You will see some of the biggest piece of shit articles in a while
>>78196503
>>78198908
>>78199312
For fuck sake these never work me, ever. I've tried little everything with dozen of them but nothing, not with a single one of them.
It's like being a virgin again; everyone else having all the fun except me.
>>78203591
Cross your eyes and put your face right next to the monitor. Slowly increase your distance from the monitor after your eyes adjust to the crossed view.
Soo...we are done here?
>>78190106
[From a Scottish nationalist site, Scotland's media was until recently laughably pro-Labour and is still something like 99% anti-independence even though the population is 45%. Regardless of your opinion on Scotland, it's a good rule to live by.]
http://wingsoverscotland.com/the-headline-is-always-a-lie/
