LADS?
wow.
that's like russian roulette for them
Who cares about that shit?
The Queen just declared for BREXIT
FUCKING WHAT IS GOING ON
SO MANY HAPPENINGS
>>78079248
Its fucking nothing
HAPPENING
>>78079413
indeed, what the actual fuck
>>78079248
SAY WHAT
>>78079399
ha just like in ksp
>literally the fifth missile test this year
>no warhead
>everyone was warned hours okay
Not Happening
>>78079413
Like what?
IT FUCKING HAPPENING
YOU ASKED FOR THIS
Anthem for happenings:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY
I should be ok in New Jersey , right bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1ShOXCycZw
>>78079248
This old chestnut.
>>78079248
What a coincidence, I just fired a missile from my pants!
>>78080080
Not if they go over the top instead of round the side
>>78080080
YOU'RE DOOMED
north Korean rule number 1. it's never happening
Hope it lands on my head
>>78080080
RIP Jerseybro
>Intermediate-range
move along folks
>>78079399
μεμε of a country
>>78079248
>>78079248
again.
http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-northkorea-missile-idUKKCN0Z70AV
lol
>>78080080
the entirety of North Korean defence relies on a one-hit potshot on Seoul. the moment they play that card, they have lost. Seoul can easily get fucked over, the rest of the world, not at all
HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN
THEY'RE DISCUSSING IT LIVE
>>78079248
Time to get comfy
>>78080544
WHAT SHOULD I FEEL THEN?????
We in the intel community have been tracking this for days. Nothing to get your panties in a twist.
It's just a range ballistic missile test faggots, Everybody go home.
north koreans can't into anything
>>78079399
kek
habunin?
Launch failed, classic NK
>>78081869
Hahahahaha fucking pathetic
This isn't funny. How many failed tests do they need to repeatedly do in the direction of Japan - and only Japan - before one actually hits?
Just fucking airstrike pyongyang and free that hellhole country.
>>78079248
sucks to be Japan
>>78082304
>""""""FAILED""""""
>>78081630
Maybe a mixture of the two. We could call it, hmmmm National? Socialism?
Yes that sounds about right. National Socialism.
Maybe we should have a symbol? Any ideas?
>>78080080
We're safe, fellow jerseybro
It's commiefornia that's fucked.
Did they hit a Japan this time?
>>78079399
> what is an RSO lol
>>78083278
fuck me, i like in bay area and even go directly to SF twice a week, i am so screwed, i wish we had never made that movie, The Interview. none of this would be happening if it werent for that film.
>>78082550
Shut up islander. Besides you are China rightful clay, let the empire take you for all those rapings.
>>78081462
>turning on cnn
>ever
>>78081742
Could you guys possibly stop spying on all of us, very in effectively and illegally ai might add, and stop leaving security vulnerabilitys open for any blackhat that wants to fuck up something???
Perhaps if you folks could not break the law to save it, possibly?
And thanks for the missile info, appreciate the sanity you've endowed in this thread.
>>78083212
Need something simple
Like a cross
#carpetbombPyongyang
>>78081742
Oh thanks famfams, real nice to have a true whitehat tell us pol folk something that took me two seconds to google.
>>78084154
crosses are a bit played out, old chap
how about some Oriental symbol? they seem to be all the rage these days
>>78079248
Who's comfy?
>>78083561
>seth rogen
>hebrewish
it was always meant to happen this way
KEK HAS BLESSED US
>>78084599
Yep.
>>78080544
Deep shit mate. Deep shit.
>>78081630
Confusion. Thats their goal.
>>78083212
>>78084154
>>78084416
KEK
>>78080080
i'd rather get hit with a nuclear bomb than live in camden
>>78084599
Oh shit
One day Kim is gonna awaken the wrath of Aqua Man and Aqua Man will get his revenge for all those times where NK attacked the ocean!
Just a quick question. Even if you vote to leave, can't the Parliament of UK just dismiss it or delay to take action?
>>78079248
please hit san francisco
>>78086357
it will get ignored. and the turks will flow in
By living in Albuquerque I am pretty much asking for it. Kirtland, Sandia National Labs, and we have nukes all in our mountains. I take solace in the fact that if all shit breaks loose I will die fast. That is if I am not already fighting in the war that leads to nukes.
WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>>78079614
Came here to say this, you beat me to it. Top fuckin kek.
>>78085462
>KEK
indeed
>>78079248
> sky news news desk
1/10
You tried
>>78086955
>55
His holiness is in good mood today.
>>78079248
I think the real story here is that the Sky News logo looks like the Wendy's logo. Conspiracy?
>>78080080
>the shitposting capital of the USA
>in any danger from best korea
nah m8, you're fine
>>78079248
Anybody else hoping for a San Francisco nuclear strike?
>>78079404
She did that last week faggot
>>78087933
or Los Angeles
>>78086955
>>78087933
>>78088166
>>78087568
her certainly is
>>78082550
You gays have had 2 already, a third will be good for you
>>78087933
Why would I, you faggot?
>>78079413
like what
>>78079248
rip several fishes
>>78079399
400 meters, a new NorK record!!!!!!
>>78088743
Epic.
Sometimes I think it would take a nuke actually landing here to get the retarded global community to do anything about NK.
>>78089301
I meant guys, but it still works
You guys or worst Korea would have to be nuked
best one so far
>>78080080
They only have SCUDs. The farthest they could reach is Japan.
>>78082550
Don't look at me, I've been agitating to get amerifats to invade the Norks for years now
>>78079413
YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IN THE RIDE - YOU'RE ON IT
>>78090000
DAMN SON
>>78079413
>>78079500
I have a theory that the further happenings are kept from happening then the next happening only gets bigger.
I suppose the NK-SK conflict is a good example. When the two sides are about to go to war everyone quickly gets involved and tries to uphold the ceasefire. However this hasn't really been a good thing because the Norks have used that time to weaponize nuclear power. The only problem now is developing a warhead and a missile to launch their new weapon.
Previously all they've had was some artillery that could maybe hit Seoul if they placed their artillery in a small piece of land at the south-western corner of NK. The artillery in a small piece of land would have been easier to deal with than a nuclear missile, and now the problem has grown much bigger.
>>78081630
THE LOVE
TONIGHT
>>78089555
Damn, we made better stomp rockets when I was in MESA for homeroom. We made holes in our ceiling
>>78090135
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING RIVER
>>78079413
It's time senpai
>>78090000
Fuck
>>78090336
LIKE FIRE, HELLFIRE
>>78079248
looks like they want more food
they launch one or 2??
>>78090000
AFP news agency Verified account
@AFP
#BREAKING North Korea test fires additional missile: Yonhap
Guys, it's aliens, i swear. First we had some strange maneuvers of russian and american armies, then defcon 3, then that thread about first contact earlier today, now this. It's happening.
MISSILE TRACKING OVER JAPAN, TARGET IS WEST COAST OF USA. GET OUT NOW
More posturing from NK. WHo cares.
>>78090000
>>78091018
too low
>>78091136
They are testing missiles that could probably be used to mount a nuclear warhead on? Where were you when the Norks figured out how to weaponize nuclear power?
>>78090000
Is he here? S-senpai?
>>78079248
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED
>>78079399
i didnt know NK used Kerba Space program
the norf aint got shit but grass powered karts
>>78086498
Fuck off, san fran has the best Chinese food
>>78079248
>>78079399
We should liberate NK before they hurt themselves
>>78079399
thanks a lot, asshole.
I used to have nightmares about super slow flying missiles that followed me no matter where I went and always eventually got to me and blew up.
>>78079399
open-loop control?
no control at all?
they launched another one
>>78079399
Should have used more RCS thrusters.
>>78079248
I just watched On the Beach. The new one with Armand Asante.
Because of research.
>>78079404
is that legit?
she really came out and said that?
>>78092231
They need a success or the launch team is executed tonight.
>>78092593
execution by rabid dogs or 50 cal
>>78090000
BARBOSSAAAAAA
>>78084416
The Indians have some good stuff, maybe we can start there?
>>78091577
i think so
>>78091577
>>78093955
Dubs of truth say he is
>>78082550
Anime must be destroyed.
>>78080615
This.
>>78080080
No.
>>78079413
Nothing yet.
>>78081798
This.
>>78090000
You deserve everything good in the world.
>>78089555
If you run further, the missile will fly farther.
>>78096185
nice proxy
>>78096254
Thanks.
>>78096315
>official source photos
>>78096388
Nah, these are from the older satellite launch.
>>78096592
if i get two stars, does that mean i'm pregnant?
>>78096653
2, you're pregnant.
3, YOU'RE OUTA HERE.
>>78084416
>>78093157
Crosses are classy, but Indians are innit and need to poo in the loo. I have an idea, though, about a sort of "crooked" cross, as seen in many Germanic archaeological finds. I think that we'll need to tweak it just a bit to make it perfect.
>>78090788
according to media.
5:58 a first one
8:05 a second one
>>78090000
IMPRESSIVE.... very nice.
>>78097026
*Indians aren't
>>78097026
Looks like a symbol of peace to me. I feel calm looking at it.
>>78097101
I'm actively checking NK news sources for publicity about it - none yet. Thanks for the times.
>>78090000
>>78092167
Could be any number of control issues.
But it does kind of look like open loop control.
>>78079248
This was hours ago. I saw this on Fox at like 2:00 AM central time. If Tokyo isn't disintegrated by now no happening.
>>78097225
CNN is talking about the second launch on the site
>>78090000
"The launch occurred at 5:58 a.m. local time and is presumed to be a Musudan missile, the official said. The South Korean military presumes the launch has been a failure, but did not elaborate, according to the spokesperson. North Korea has made at least four previous attempts this year to test this type of missile. " - CNN
Well that's not very helpful.
A giant North Korean horse.
>>78098729
>A giant North Korean horse.
>>78099548
Don't laugh at a strong cavalry. Pic related, 3rd Lieutenant Colonel Rong Wei on his mighty stead leading the brigade.
>>78090565
WHEN THE CRYPT DOORS CREAK AND THE TOMBSTONES QUAKE
>>78096185
Based North Koreabro, good luck!
>>78087787
wait wait, im actually from the shitpost capital of the US??? i thought that was the oregonfags
im literally hoping to be vaporized in a nuclear blast, i have no fucking fear at this point, kill hillary kill obama lib kuks, trannies, niggers, illegals. Political correctness, dumb fucking kids. Summer fags.
I cant wait, here i come pa!
>>78100176
Not any time soon my self-loathing friend.
>>78090000
neato
" It has become clearer that the U.S. perverted view on the DPRK is the main reason why tensions persist on the Korean peninsula so dangerously.
The U.S. made a very hasty and strategically wrong decision this time, too.
The DPRK is ready for both dialogue and physical action.
In case something undesirable happens on the peninsula, the U.S. will be held fully accountable for this."
>>78100319
damn son
>>78079413
if all things follow through as I hope than soon this will be the best time to be alive.
>>78100646
shit, is it to late to buy food ?
>>78091782
kek
>>78100319
Hurry up you rice patty eating fag fuck. Or are you too much of a pussy to kill us.
>>78100795
You deserve life, my friend.
>>78100774
Yeah, you need to go to bed instead.
Second korea war now? They just tried to destroy Japan. Are we letting them get away with this attempt?
>>78100884
Proxy or real nork?
>>78101002
I am Kim Jong Il and I live in Florida.
>>78100884
i can't i drank to much pre-workout today
>>78100884
N.K!
>>78101049
how are your gains?
>>78101124
I never understood why that guy had that face.
>>78079248
KEK Wills it to land in the ocean!
>>78092167
It's a Russian Proton-M rocket.
Some engineer installed a gyroscope upside down. When the on-board guidance kicked in, the computer thought it was upside down and tried to do a 180 to right itself.
>>78101040
My gains are fine, can you send me some herbs for sleeping, my government took mine at the post office.
>>78101300
Fugg that's a big fuck up. Anyone get railed on for it?
>>78101405
Nah. Ideally you would live without herbs, without alcohol, without caffeine, etc. and manifest your will when deciding when to sleep - even if your tummy is fully of gainoids.
>>78090000
IM FUCKING NUCLEAR
>>78090000
fuckkk
>>78090000
>>78101405
They had a record of who was responsible for installing the components, so yea I'm sure he got canned.
http://www.russianspaceweb.com/proton_glonass49.html
>>78101563
nobody trade with NK?
if not then why?
>>78101765
Thanks for the link, "The paper trail led to a young technician responsible for the wrong assembly of the hardware" - that's wild.
>>78101815
NK does actually still get some trade. It has some exports and imports. Various things you'll find in department stores are from Singapore, China, etc.
As an export example, pic related, NK exports cigarettes to the middle east.
if you wanna know more about trade just lemmie know
>>78090000
>>78101563
Man it's not that easy when i am bombarded with chemicals since birth.
>>78102043
We all are, the question simply becomes who among us are driven enough to refuse them.
You are, norwaybro. You are.
Pic related in a bad way, NK energy drink.
>>78102158
I am driven, im going to work at an organic farm later this month, weened myself of coffee (almost) and sugar, nicotine got me bad though, i need herbs as a stepping stone to iron will.
>>78102640
Nice job though! I remember stopping coffee cold-turkey, felt like shit a few days, but I have heard that nicotine is much much much more difficult. I know one guy, a 65 year old who smoked his whole life, who dropped it cold-turkey. He was really grump for about 2 weeks.
Keep kicking as norbro.
>>78101002
This tripfag has been posting these photos from that website in every North Korea thread for at least a year now. He must have finally figured out how to proxy. I'm a DPRKfag as well, so I run into him a lot.
>>78079248
Where in North Korea will the missile land?
>>78079399
That was a russian missile launch a couple years back. They had quite a few mishaps with the rockets carrying their version of GPS.
>>78102930
More helps that I'm finally stationary and not having to move around so much. Makes me less lazy, so I actually bother doing the proxy since my internet is better.
I wasn't in threads for a few months though, got super busy. I missed out on some good shit :-C
>>78079248
Is it that time of year again where NK dicks around for food because they don't have any?
>>78103132
Yeah, noticed you missing. I'm glad you can proxyfag now, it's amusing. You should make some webms out of the videos DPRK 360 makes of him going out for pizza, etc. We had a few arguments when you began using that proxy because you didn't quite understand certain aspects of DPRK culture, but you've come a long way and I tend to enjoy your posts.
Keep doing you, anon. So long as you don't start typing like a retarded asian like the other dprk proxyfag.
>>78103413
Trip, not proxy*
had so much fun with happening threads years go, nothing ever happened but it could at any second, now its all gone like tears in the rain.
neopol is fucking retarded and only cares about traps and bbc.
>>78103413
>>78103413
Dropped proxy since Im bout to crash for the night - but that's actually a good idea. Never thought about making webms from them, but that would help me BIG time be a lot more informative and save people the time of having to go external for their info.
Nice.
Nah, any time anyone asks if I'm a proxy I'm pretty fucking blatant about it. I either say yes, or I claim to be Kim himself (which is a pretty clear giveaway I think).
I'll spend some time tomorrow on making some gifs or webms then, really hadn't thought of that. Top tip bruvna.
<3
>>78087933
How about Miami?
>>78103978
>20kg
I was gonna complain but then I remembered he's probably like 5'4 so I guess it's about right
>>78079429
>prefers when nothing happens
Then log off and GB2 band camp you fucking faggot.
let me guess
i dont even need to read the thread to know the proxyfag with a NK flag showed up to attention whore
it happened didn't it
>>78079399
Just like American missiles.
>>78099727
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>78083955
>replying to a roleplaying faggot
>>78079399
>when u forget to activate the sas module
>>78079399
amazingly effective at destroying targets a half mile away. North Korea really is best korea
>>78082550
pray that trump becomes president and lets you fight your own battles again. Then you can nuke them yourselves
