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(and it is fixed now for all the people who might come back)
>>78004059
>Empire of the Red God
>Black
>Russia
>>78004059
Berlin
Black
Kushlandia
fuck we have to start again?
/pol/ony
green
london
>>78004245
Red
>>78004059
Cyan
Kingdom of Spain
Madrid
>>78004059
Milano
Any color
Vlad's Pasta kingdom
>>78004059
Orange
London
>>78004059
OP i suggest you don't allow thr use of color black, it wilo fuck up the map since the borders are also black and you wont be able to change them back
>>78004531
already chose london my dude
>>78004570
Ornage
Constantinople
>>78004059
Fine, now I see the map.
Greater Moldova
Moldova
Yellow or Brown
here it is
you still here OP?
>>78005083
fuck me wasted dubs
anyways take london and spill east but stay in england
>>78005083
Expand to Ankara
>>78005083
Assuming I have Madrid, expand towards the nearest city!
>>78005083
Take Odessa and the wheat, then spill to Moldova and Moldovan part of Romania.
>>78005083
Take Berlin, Then Fill northern germany
>>78005208
you don't have madrid until you attack it
>>78005083
Take Zurich Torino and Munchen
Bonus +4
>>78005281
You don't have any bonus yet, the cities don't belong to you.
>>78005262
Oh.
>>78005083
Please redirect my roll (>>78005208) to annexing Madrid!
>>78005330
Ohh, i just assumed OP forgot to take em because he's new but fine
>>78005083
>>78005281
OP fill Milano and Bern and THEN take Zurich Torino and Munchen, thanks
>>78005451
You can't take that much with that 1 get.
>>78005522
Fuck off Ionuț
>>78005594
he's right though
with that roll you can only take Bern and two other territories
here it is boys
>>78005659
I know that i just didn't need him to remind me about my horribly shitty roll
>>78005689
Fill Germany
>>78005689
Fill France!
>>78005777
Shit, I meant Fill Spain.
>>78005777
Nice rollll
>>78005689
Take that wheat and spill Romania.
>>78005689
The cities are filled?? OP
>>78005689
expand east, take birmingham
>>78005825
yeah so
>>78005689
Expand South from Ankara
>>78005826
lmao u mean west
>>78005821
NEVERMIND, JUST TAKE THE WHEAT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78005689
Take Stuttgard, Nurenberg, Strasburg and Frankfurkt if i can reach em
Bonus +9
Give me sweden.
Any colour.
Name it "SD PARTY"
>>78005689
hey Kushlandia, I don't want no trouble, but I really want Belgium. NAP?
>>78005913
yeah kek
little late here
>>78005968
Sure :)
>>78005946
Would you like a NAP?
>>78005811
Allies?
>>78006256
>>78006282
Kek, great minds think alike
>>78006282
Sure, mate.
is that all? can i post the update?
>>78006368
Great
>>78006113
Actually, how about allies?
>>78006429
Please do
>>78006429
I would just do it every 10-15mins
>>78006458
Sure
>>78006470
wait /pol/ony is asking kush ally
>>78006504
kush agreed
post mupdate please
alright here it is
>>78005949
Allies?
>>78006586
Roll for Cluj Napoca and B*charest. After finishing Romania, go to Ukraine.
>>78006586
keep pushing west and spill north, then take glasgow
>>78006586
Take strasburg Núrenberg and Frankfurkt
Spills take Lyon
>>78006586
Expand to that small city to the West
Moldova stay away from me
Expand north please. Btw I am same CA anon as before.
>>78006586
Take Frankfurt, spills push to amsterdam
>>78006677
o shit I have some more spills
spill into ireland and take dublin if possible
>>78006586
Ah, OP? I got trips in the last roll (>>78005777), unless I annexed some cities...
In the meantime, expand towards Africa!
Anyone want allies?
>>78006785
scroll up
>>78006785
I want the alliance, but add your bonus into your name!
>>78006785
Which one are you on the map?
waiting 4 vlad
>>78006586
OP spain got 777 trips which are 36 points and you only gave him a few points, what gives? Please rectify this and give him the rest from his trips
?? I am SD PARTY
Ok
>>78007019
I will ally with you, but only if Greater Moldova agrees to be allies.
Also expand just abit south but not into Kush teeritory.
>>78007091
I doubt there can be an alliance of 4.
>>78007019
I will ally with you, but only if Greater Moldova agrees to ally with me as well.
Ok ally kush aswell.
>>78007110
>>78006900
>>78006785
What the fuck are you doing
>>78007128
In that case then I decline, although I do not wish to attack SD Party or Greater Moldova
>>78007234
We can have a NAP. I guess one can have 2 NAPs in the same time
Nothing
>>78007260
Okay. You good with that SD Party?
>>78007325
Yeah, I like SD party IRL and that's why.
kush and vlad both claim frankfurt! war or agreement?
Yeah. As long as you no attack we ok.
>>78007374
Great. OP add SD Party and Greater Moldova to my NAP's
>>78007354
He can have Frankfurt if he doesn't proceed north
Awesome.
>>78007431
Done
>>78007489
okedoke
please type your naps and allies in your usernames
anyways heres the mupdate ALMOST WAR EDITION
>>78007354
you still here OP?
>>78007839
every time xD
>>78007829
Fill gaps on West Turkey, if spill expand East
>>78007829
Fill Czech Republic
>>78007829
reinforce south territories, use spills to fill up north england and spill further to get north sea oil
>>78007829
Fill Spain!
>>78007829
Annex Crimea, then take Lviv and Kiev if possible.
>>78007994
Take only Kiev and Crimea.
>>78007829
Take Lyon and then Paris
Spills reinforce my northern border, i don't need any surprises
Bonus 13
Expand right to island.
>>78007829
Also, just so SD knows, I will be moving into norway soon, but I only need to use it to get to northern Russia, so no worries
Expand to stockholm and aland if possible.
Thats ok. As long as not get too close or take my land.
waitin 4 SD
>>78008279
I may take Lumber in the north, but only as a means to get a boost into Russia
>>78008309
see>>78008213
>>78008279
It's MOldova not MAldova ffs
mupdate
FILLING LANDS EDITION
Sorry I can not spell lol.
>>78008427
Fill Turkey South and West, if spills, invade Cyprus
Expand northeast.
>>78008427
Start pushing to the oil in the north seas, if I have spills move towards Norway
>>78008427
Fill Slovakia, Spills fill Denmark
>>78008427
Fill western Ukraine. Should I hit dubs, spread to the east as well.
>>78008213
Sorry didnt see your post
>>78008427
Annex any city next to me!
>>78008494
My bonus is +8
>>78008490
Hey Kush, you can have Belgium now that I think about it. Have fun!
thanks :)
HERE YA GO
>>78008606
jk jk
>>78008427
Take Brussels and Paris
Spills take Wien
Bonus 14
Get the +1,the +2 and the other +1
>>78008665
it was a joke my dude
>>78008725
What ally have I chosen...?
>>78008662
Mate, I've been noticing that the other nations have bonuses in the double-digits. If I'm able to, am I allowed to take half of France to catch up a bit? It's alright if you don't want me to.
No. Was talkin about the land beside me.
Can you add these quads as a roll?
>>78008887
Nevermind
>>78008887
you tried
>>78008887
Dishonour to the famiry.
>>78008852
It's yours, i got paris and lyon ans that's enough, also you have gibraltar so you can go anywhere by sea and take any bonus with no sea travel cost, use it somehow, take athens, irakleido etc etc, go mental m8
>>78009038
>irakleido
>>78009068
>Loldova
>>78009068
>>78009169
vlad vs greater moldova?
>>78009169
I was trying to hint you at the mistake.
>w*llachian sense of humour
>>78009234
Like in the days of yore.
>>78009248
I know, and i'm loldovan myself, only from the Romanian side of Moldova
another one
EVERYONE GETTING BIG
>>78008606
op where the fuck are you
>inb4 my connection goes to shit again and this gets posted after he posts the mupdate
Keep expand me OP. Get all the close unoccupy with bonsuses.
Get helsinski
>>78009437
Fill Northeast
>>78009437
Annex the cities next to me, please!
>>78009437
FUCK
expand northeast towards lumber. grab it if possible.
>>78009437
Expand West while staying strictly in Greece Borders, aim for Athens.
NVM get oslo.
>>78009401
Me too, the eastern ones aren't legit Moldovans though.
>>78009437
Finish Ukraine, take Rostov on Don, spills to Voronezh.
Also get lumber
>>78009437
Annex budapest,ljubljana,venezia,,firenze and Marseille
Bonus 22
>>78009651
Hey actually do you mind if I take lumber? need it for my dash into Russia.
>>78009681
You are +20, Brussels doesn't count because of the "no rush" rule.
22? Could you save some for me LOL
>>78009741
OP rushed it so if he did it then he agrees with it, otherwise i wouldn't have even made it there
I might gtg. But I not leave yet so dont give yet.
>>78010068
Are you Canadian?
What do you mean by that?
>>78010068
Are you a refugee by any chance cuz that engrish give me canceru
here it goes
THINGS GETTING TENSE
>>78010225
I guess he means were you born in Canada?
>>78010290
Fill France, but don't attack Vlad! Just go after the bonuses!
>>78010290
fuck me
SD would you mind if I took a few northern norway territories to get into eastern europe?
If he doesn't mind then expand north across Norway into Russia
If he does then expand west to the other oil
>>78010290
Fill Northeast
>>78010290
Take Kharkiv and Voronezh, then go for Oil or Moscow.
>>78010290
The Ottomans expand by Albania keeping to the seas
If anyone interrupts my expansion then I will retaliate
>>78010403
forgot to add bonus from lumber
you still there SD?
Take artic fish and st petersburg
>>78010290
Take Budapest then use the rest to reinfoce my northern border and cities
Dude go south. Russias my only option.
>>78010538
Oi SD, you mind if I get some of those northern norway territories so that I can get into Russia?
>>78010612
Alright.
OP take northern oil then move south into france
shit is gonna get interesting
Whosse still playing
>>78011175
I am!
HERE SHE IS
(sorry it took long btw guys everyone requested at the same time)
Op go st.pterburg and artic fich
Nvm go oil and potato
>>78011272
did
>>78011262
seize wheat,keep the expansion tot he south
Vlad and Spain, I want no trouble, only want to get to the south coast to attack Africa.
>>78011262
Fill France, until meeting Green! Do not attack, but if attacked, defend!
>>78011262
The time has come, attack the Moldovan horde from our borders
Is +10 correct?
>>78011314
Hey, just so you know, don't want to attack you, but I really really want to get to the south coast by Marseilles so that I can reach Africa. Is that cool with you?
Requesting NAP with the Vlads
>>78011262
Take Moscow. Reinforce western frontier with the remaining points.
>>78011262
Also, declare war on Ataturk. He shall not attack Maldova and get away with it.
>>78011262
Take Rome,Napoli, the fish east of Italy,Malta and cagliari
Spills fill White spaces
Bonus 28
>>78010290
>The Principality of Sealand
>Fish resource
>Yellow
>>78011386
But I am in Africa. How about this; you can go to Marseilles, but I just want the coast of France on the west. Marseilles is up to Vlad to decide, but I just want the west of France. Deal?
>>78011441
NAP request accepted
Top fish or bottom fish?
>>78011518
I need to get Africa to get to Ataturk to defend my ally though. The west coast is yours, however, as long as I can have the south
>>78011518
Actually, how about this? I'll only take the extreme west coast of Africa to avoid conflict with you and Vlad.
>>78011565
Top Fish Chap.
>>78011648
Deal!
>>78011595
You don't need any inch of africa, as long as you get to the south if france you can travel by sea yo greece
niggas are you done i wanna post the map
>>78011699
true true, although I will need at least a section of extreme southern italy (which I will secede to you after landfall in Greece) to get there. Deal?
>>78011775
Do it
>>78011775
Yeah post it, we're just figuring out tactics and shit.
>>78011775
Hush, my friend. Diplomacy is happening here.
>Translation: YES NIGGA
Post OP.
>>78011777
Fine, you may take 1T in italy, no more, after that travel to greece and fight your war
kay here it is
>>78011915
Requesting you don't do that
Take oil pls.
>>78011916
Reinforce the land around the cities I own!
Use extra points to take potato if possible.
But focus oil
>>78012002
1 question how the fuck do i virtually reinforce something
>>78011916
The war begins!
Start punching into Ataturk's defences from the north.
>>78011916
Fight back Moldov into nearest Ukraine city
>>78012057
to the north*
like grab his northern territories
>>78011916
Red, let's attack grey!
Take Belaruse from grey!
>>78012002
>tfw palis don't mean shit on this map
>>78012045
I assume you just paint it a dark shade? I've never hosted a Risk game, so I wouldn't know.
>>78011916
First of sll Mates. We must fortify our glorious Platform YES SIR, it shall be required of the Greatest Country in the world to remain in penetrable even by the biggest of bombs.
And secondly the people. We need some bigger clay. So we oughta' make some territory/ Big territory infact in Iceland. Like a slightly colder Sealand ay'. It even says my people. So CHARGE. AND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBs5aFiE_sY
>>78012045
Kek, there are two colors, one darker and one lighter next to everyone's name, the lighter is normal land the darker is reinforced land, reinforcing land costs 2/tile and 2xvalue of city for cities
>>78012115
Moldova, I have made landfall along the coast of Albania, and am currently eating away Ataturk's territories.
Do not fret, dear ally.
>>78012059
>>78011916
Use half of spills from this post to stop Green germs on our land
Actually screw potato get oil then proceed to take out sealand.
>>78012219
SD! We need help removing dirty Turkish scum, they have attacked Moldova.
>>78012219
YOU PIECE OF SHIT. WHY DO YOU WANT TO ELIMINATE A POTENTIAL ALLY. DO YOU WANT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NETHERLANDS HAPPEN TO YOU MATE.
>>78011916
Attacking reinforced land halfves one's points
Example:
I have 30 points and i attack reinforced land,,now i only have 15 points which i can use to capture 15 reinforced and or nonreinforced lands
>>78012213
Fine, I will be attacking the roach by now.
It sounds like 1475 all over again.
>>78012281
https://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FocW3fBqPQkU%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DocW3fBqPQkU&docid=vrsdm9zff0cBuM&tbnid=sSZlmIqO8qKtkM%3A&w=1280&h=720&bih=477&biw=960&ved=0ahUKEwio_LPq5bjNAhVLVlIKHcCIB9QQMwgyKAAwAA&iact=mrc&uact=8
>>78011916
Attack Grey taking Prama, Amsterdam, Köln, Hamburg
Spills to Berlin and Copenhagen
>>78012428
Oy chaps have mercy. We're in international waters.
>>78012442
NAP? All I want to do is remove dirty t*rk smell.
>>78012510
All I want to do is live.
>>78012498
Then don't expand into my land. Truce? Op go oil and potato again.
>>78012567
I'm not attacking you unless you attack me or an ally. Otherwise it'd be bad diplomacy.
>>78012578
I didn't Chap. I was flying to Iceland.
>>78012620
Sorry I am paranoid. Its the cold m8. Gets to your head.
>>78012510
If you create a NAP i will have to finish you off completely
>>78012510
Verywell
>>78012219
You are breaching the soverienity of Sea land, i demand you stop your aggresion on the sea people and the house of Roy or you will be declared an enemy of the Pasta Kingdom, God save the sea and it's people
>>78012578
WHERE THE FUCK IS POTATO!? I DONT SEE POTATO!! YOU KEEP SAYING POTATO BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!
>>78012674
WAit we had truce. Dont attck me pasta!!!!
>>78012672
>>78011916
Ooops, forgot NAP
>>78012691
LEFT OF MOSCOW TWAT.
>>78012691
LOL. Near grey people.
>>78012691
West of Moscow yhere is a circle thing and Potato written on it
>>78012672
>finishing me off
>while fighting a multi-faceted war
ok
HERE IT IS
Potatos,
>>78012742
im gonna wipe you off the map if you dont behave you little shit
>>78012831
Reinforce the land around my cities!
>>78012831
EXPAND EAST
REMOVE T*RK SMELL
DO NOT TOUCH PURPLE OR GREY LANDS
TAKE ANY CITIES POSSIBLE
+12 is correct right?
>>78012723
If you do not hurt Sea land then you will not be hurt, as reparations for your malintent i demand you guarantee Prince Roy dominion over Iceland
>>78012831
also cede my one territory of africa to Vlad
>>78012831
Remove T*rk from Moldova and Romania!
>>78012831
Keep taking Grey
Bonus 39
>>78012831
Stop Green germs, crush the opposition on all sides
M8 Im not even in iceland. Also OP please take out red god for me. He wont care. Also take surronding land.
Reminder that if you lose a city in a war, you have to take the corresponding number of points off your bonus.
That includes Tirana, t*rk.
>>78012742
>I specifically asked to fortify my Fish Platform
>Not fortified.
Blimey.
Also my dear Chaps in the Right Wing of the Principality, can I obtain some more of those platforms ay'? It'll aid in the principality. And I'd be able to become World Power by 2999.
Dont attck someone else though.
Go fight someone else sealand. Please
>>78013109
Oy'. I didn't attack shit. I was goin' to Iceland. Dunno what're you talkin aboot chap.
oy vey here comes the choo choo mupdate
NVM.
>>78013261
Defend from Green snot
>>78013261
>tfw nothing else to do except reinforce
Reinforce land, yada yada yada.
>>78013261
REMOVE T*RK SMELL TO THE SOUTH AND TAKE ATHENS
SPILLS GO EAST TO SOFIA
Take red god OP. Also take the +2 land right beside my land.
>>78013261
Take black then take Belaruse from Grey!
>>78012972
>>78013261
You missed my roll, thats 44 T's of grey's land, please give them back
Using this roll to further kill grey
>>78013261
Fortify me land for focks sake OP.
Moldova, I need you to push from the north. I'm going to be pushing into the very heart of the t*rk smell, Istanbul.
atck kbdn hven ples OP
Also red god (BLACK) land.
>>78013441
Let me slay him, take care of Vlad, he is threatening.
>>78013467
english please
sealand stop shitposting polandball comics
>>78013586
No. Sealand Stronk.
>>78013576
How about we don't piss off the large motherfucker in the room? Besides, if I pulled that shit, I might as well kiss England and my Baltic territories goodbye. Sign an NAP with him.
here you go
>>78013576
>take care of Vlad
>>78013441
Hear that? Come on, take care of me
>>78013685
DUDE WTF YOU KEEP IGNORING MY ROLLS YOU CUNT
>>78013685
Noooooooooo
>>78013685
Reinforce territories.
At this point, the entirety of Spain has fucking nukes in every house.
>>78013685
WAS THAT SO HARD
>>78013753
sorry m8 this war got me confused
OP take red god for me. I declare war on red god empire. also take the plus 2 kdbn havn. RIght on south tip of my land.
>>78013685
Last ditch to survive the horde, defend from Green boogers
>>78013685
Take Istanbul and spill into Turkey. T*rk smell must be vanquished.
>>78013789
Take the black land in Russia, Yaroslavl then finish Tur*ey.
RIP KEBAB
>>78013877
My bonus is +16.
>>78013877
IM Takin black land.
>>78013890
REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
>>78013939
Fine. OP, take Hungary and Romania. Spill into the Kebab kingdom.
>>78013804
I have 80 t's of grey's land from tge last 2 turns please add them
>>78013685
Rolling this round to kill Grey for all
Bonus 39
Also breaking my NAP with Britain
>>78013685
Wait shit missed that +1 in Cyrpus
here ya fuckers go my fucking fingers hurt cuz of all the coloring
WTF OP. I took the black guys over three turns ago.
Take Istanbul, use half of spills to kill off t*rk smell and the other half to reinforce my southern British territories.
i suggest you guys do a treaty or smthing
>>78014096
Reinforce land and stuff.
>>78014084
Is there anything I can do to help you?
>>78014096
Red, grey and green: let's all attack Vlad.
Attack Hungary, spills to Ukraine.
>>78014166
Fuck forgot another point
also take Izmir
Also OP I took the Kbdn HAvn three turns ago.
>>78014096
Attack the /pol/ony and take the British isles stating in London
>>78014096
FORTIFY
THE
FISH
PLATFORM
>>78014260
That is Copenhagen you dumb leaf
The little grey bit between me and purple.
>>78014203
Take his french terrritorries
>>78014240
Will do after I finish removing t*rk smell this round
oh am blind sorry
>>78014329
Alright then, mate.
THE WAR IS OVER allies won
>>78014287
>>78014096
That's 54 point of British Isles OP, please do not forget them
>>78014430
you count your own points!
>>78014404
Attack Vlad from British Isles
We must not let them get to us
>>78014404
Attack /pol/ony's French territories!
>>78014404
CONQUER THE BRITISH ISLES
Kill polony
>>78014404
Why did you take Green territories? Ffs, attack PURPLE from H*NGARY.
OP GIVE ME CELNGRAD OR WAHTEVER THE +2 land is now pls
i mean copenhaven.
>>78014601
Not kdbn hvnd?
OP NEW BREAD BLS
>>78014404
I think it's time to end it OP, are you using a phone?
i mean copen (GREY AREA) .
hereee
>>78014805
Attack /pol/ony in France!
>>78014805
REMOVE PURPLE SCUM FROM BRITISH ISLES
HALF OF SPILL INTO PURPLE LANDS FROM THE ISLES
OTHER HALF INTO BLUE LANDS FROM FRANCE
>>78014805
Take british Isles
Also do you even math?
>>78014961
forgot to add +3
>>78014977
>>78014805
66 points
>>78014961
32 points
>>78014805
Remove Vlad from Hungary.
COUNT YOUR OWN SHIT
>>78015280
Get more into Vlad's lands: Austria and Czechia
>>78015280
Attack Green!
>>78015280
wait wut
anyways keep attacking the territories Vlad has in British Isles and spill into his lands
>>78015412
also please make a new thread OP
and dedicate half of my spills to taking Blue lands
>>78015280
Yhea i'm out, if you're gonna be a shit OP here's a tip
Don't OP, especially on a fucking Phone are you crazy??
HERE
>>78015280
So since Vlad is out, what will become of his territories?
>>78015478
1. NOT ON 1PHONE
2. WE. ARE. PLAYING THIS THE LAST 5 HOURS
3. I SAID IN THE START THAT THIS IS MY FIRST HOST GAME AND THAT I DONT KNOW HOW TO HOST
>>78015652
Kick Purple shit out of Britain
Half of spill invades Purple from south, other half invades Blue scum.
>>78015652
Attack Green!
If Vlad is gone, can I have his territories?
>>78015767
They're basically blank territories now.
>>78015767
sure
>>78015816
>giving someone free territories
Fuck this I'm out. You have to say that you cede territory before leaving.
Cede all territory to Greater Moldova. Remove bl*e smell please
guys im tired i dont wanna op anymore ive been doing this teh last 5 hours
>>78016212
GG then, mate!
>>78016212
Thank fucking god. I'm gonna be tired as fuck today (4:00 AM here)
