>At 9:43 PM Eastern US last night (Sunday, June 19) the Armed Forces of the United States were reportedly ordered to set condition "DEFCON 3." This is an extraordinary development and signals serious trouble, LIKELY requiring an expedited military response.
>At 10:14 PM EDT last night "Unusual strategic activity" was observed in Russia.
>At 10: 25 PM EDT last night, "We do not know what Russia is reacting to; nothing observable in any operations theater."
>At 11:01 PM last night "Unusual United States strategic activity now being observed. Source reports to SuperStation95 "I have no context for any of this. I do not know why this is taking place."
>At 11:32 PM last night "Multiple sources verifying information. Still looking for more - information is still sketchy."
>At 12:38 AM EDT this morning "Multiple, solidly reliable confirmations of DEFCON-3"
>At 1:35 AM EDT this morning "RC135V has just left from Mildenhall (UK) to do a flyover of large armored and infantry movements ACROSS ALL OF RUSSIA! We are getting word of movement from ALL 4 MILTARY DISTRICTS! Also seeing a pattern of almost all Russian military Satellites changing position
>>>>At 1:42 AM EDT - Very long coded message over US "SkyKing" network 8992 KHz
>At 1:50 AM EDT - OSINT and other sources indicate that the US military has gone into full nuclear readiness mode.
>At 2:05 AM EDT this morning "It's official, there is some type of Crisis. Numerous, extremely high level officials arriving at Pentagon."
MOAR: https://www.superstation95.com/index.php/world/1504
it's never fucking happening, how many goddamn IT'S HAPPENING NOW!!!! threads have there been in the history of /pol/? And nothing has ever happened
>>77918573
Habbening ??
>>77918440
>https://www.superstation95.com/index.php/world/1504
>superstation95
sorry, but i only trust defconwarningsystem.com
>>77918625
>sorry, but i only trust defconwarningsystem.com
Which also is DEFCON-3 at the same time, just less info
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEFCON
oh shit
It's always about to happen but then it never actually happens
Oh shit! Theres a convoy of tanks that just passed me in my town. FUCKINGHABBENING
hentai channel got suspended
its happening
>>77918954
So that's why you're here
>>77918954
RED ALERT
RED ALERT
Last skyking msg
https://clyp.it/vdcic02i
>>77918440
Nationalsocialism is back in Germany!
Its Habbening!
>>77918440
You hear anything about Russia bombing u.s. Assets in Syria twice? This was mentioned in a thread last night
>>77918954
Oh fuck it's looks like it's seriously happening now, BLACKED also went out, i can't login
>>77918679
>>77918625
http://www.defconwarningsystem.com
>Alert status for 9:43 P.M., Sunday, June 19th, 2016. Condition code is Yellow.
>>>DEFCON 3.
>Multiple sources have confirmed unusual strategic activity in the United States and Russia. At this time, we are unable to ascertain what exactly has caused such a reaction.
>Information coming to the DEFCON Warning System indicates high level maneuvers to defuse whatever situation is occurring. We have very little information beyond this.
>At this time, U.S. and Russian forces are in the air, likely moving to control points. We have no reports of any engagements. Domestic assets are moving into defensive positions.
>>77918573
>>77918619
>>77918773
>>77918813
>>77918858
>>77919023
It's definitely happening
>Fourth time in history USA has been at DEFCON-3
>>77919082
I have heard this mentioned in a few different military-analysis type forums and blogs but haven't seen any verification
>>77919128
so are they aware of the muzzies doing something on US soil?
Or is this to do with the Russians?
I HEAR AIR RAID SIRENS OUTSIDE MY OFFICE NEAR PHILLY
>>77919214
This has to do with Russia
>>77918954
HAPPENING
DROP YOUR COCKS AND GRAB YOUR SOCKS SENPAI
I SMELL VODKA IN THE AIR WHAT'S HAPPENING
EXTREME LEVEL OF CHEMTRAIL COVER
Why are there so many retards here who can't figure out that Defcon is like fucking golf.
Lower Defcon number = closer to nuclear war.
Defcon 3 = no imminent threat.
Defcon 5 = world peace.
Defcon 1 = war imminent.
>>77918573
fucking retard. you wouldn't know if there was a murder even if you bloody well saw it. Either that or you're a shill. either way fuck of sweden
>>77919359
THEY'RE FUCKING HERE
nothing is happening you faggots cant figure out how a god damn radio works and the defcon level is classified so that stupid site is just speculating
>>77919519
No IMMINENT NUCLEAR threat =/= no threat
>The situation is fluid and can change at any time
>>77919681
t. Obama
I saw numerous trails of army vehicles on the road when I was driving yesterday heading toward my city. Is it happening? I usually don't see that many.
>>77919108
I fucking love flag humour.
Now where's my wife? She's five minutes late for her hourly beating.
The tram isn't coming!
IDS HABENING!
>>77918954
NO
DEFCON 1
>>77918573
Don't you need to go back to shitting in your ancestors faces and denouncing them? Your nation is embarrassing. Please take it back before its too late.
>>77919108
topkek
10/10 sven
Russian soldier here. Nothing is happening. Calm the fuck down.
Also, AMA.
>>77919754
Fuck they just closed the borders! Hold me /pol/!
>>77919945
we if go to war, carry a 4 of clubs and we wont shoot at you.
>>77919980 no choice but to go to lebanon
>>77919519
>Defcon 3 = no imminent threat.
Retard, DEFCON-3 is pretty fucking high considering its only happened 3 other times in history and the last time was 9/11. DEFCON-3 requires the Air Force to be ready to mobilize on any target worldwide within 15 minutes.
>>77919742
I did too, but I figured it had to do with securing my local faggot parade this weekend.
>>77919681
>cant figure out how a god damn radio works
We are aware of how SKYKING works, and no, it is not business as usual on that frequency.
>defcon level is classified
Wrong, was declassified in 2006.
>>77919945
Holy kek. I thought russian squatting was a meme
>>77919128
>>77918440
>The DEFCON Warning System is a private enterprise which monitors world events and assesses nuclear threats against the United States by national entities. It is not affiliated with any government agency and does not represent the alert status of any military branch. The public should make their own evaluations and not rely on the DEFCON Warning System for any strategic planning.
Fucking stupid faggot
>>77919945
can i join the Russian army speaking only English Spanish and french as well as Portuguese?
>>77919945
nice try you sneaky soviet. USSR will never reunite
>>77919945
Is Russian military comfy?
>>77918440
Juneau here. I've been seeing Russian airplanes. It's really fucking happening!
what the hell is a defcon my country is going to hell ever since 1980
>>77919945
Any big drills happening in the past/next 48 hours that might have the USA freaked out?
>>77920025
>having to move to the third world for your cuck fetish
>>77918440
>tfw its all just a drill
>>77920039
We are not at Defcon 3 you braindead cretin
Learn to fucking read for once in your life
Yes I'm mad. You stupid cocksuckers dont even read your own sources before spamming them on /pol/ and hijacking threads by linking your fearmongering faggotry in them
FUCK
OFF
>>77920132
ok but our women and wine and food is pretty good
>>77919945
Nice kostik.
GODDAM COMMIES
>>77920118
.nbcnews.com/news/world/
huge-nato-drills-poland-prepare-west-possible-conflict-russia
-n593456
I live very close to the Military Academy at West Point
things are normal these fucking assholes continue to do artillery practice starting at 5am
>>77918573
You dont understand the HAPPENING threads, just sit back and enjoy the panic
>>77920173
Nigger, I posted two sources, you're the one not reading them. You're talking about this
>>77920052
DWS is indeed private. But they report on the ACTUAL fucking DEFCON alert level daily you mong.
Everyone. Calm down. It's the EU referendum that is causing the fuss. They will always prepare their military, just in case, when a world-changing event happens. They need it so they can deal with any outbreaks of conflict should they occur.
Will update from Westover as soon as posible
>>77918573
Sadly this
I used to think it would happen. I've been waiting for 4 years now for a happening...I've come out disappointed every time :(
All live cameras at USAFA USNA and West Point are turned off
>>77920305
>DWS is indeed private. But they report on the ACTUAL fucking DEFCON alert level daily you mong.
it's not the ACTUAL fucking DEFCON level... this isn't hard to understand
they're a bunch of larping neets listening to ham radio, there's no inside Intel there
>>77920377
>>77920526
Links?
Come on Capt Autism, calm down
I'm active duty, it's my day off
I slept in, my phone hasn't rang, I don't have as much as an email or a text calling me back into work. None of your green text autism seizure above is true.
>>77918440
It's not happening you fucking autistic dumbfuck.
>>77920526
>tfw the military doesn't know how to reboot their routers
A war will never happen again because if it happens the world would end with nuclear warfare. All nations are focused on ending nuclear proliferation and even russia admits it can't compete with the USA.
>>77920616
well that is actually pretty reassuring
>>77920042
They're on a bench family
>>77920305
>ACTUAL
no they don't you silly gook
>>77920526
nothing strange happening at west point they are still doing artillary practice like every other day in the summer
i wake up to BOOM BOOM BOOM every fucking morning
>>77920181
I know man if only it weren't muslim...
>>77920698
sounds fun they must just not want to let anyone watch.
Uhhhhhhh guys Las Vegas here
This morning I heard like 4 REALLY loud jets shoot across the sky. Like that super high pitched roar sound. I thought it was weird because I don't live very close to Nellis AFB so I almost never hear military jets. Would there be any reason to scramble fighter jets out of Las Vegas???
>>77920616
>army chef doesn't get a 3 am phone call
So what
>>77920778
Red Flag exercise or Thunderbirds Practice
>>77918440
>Atomic war
City fags are gonna get fragged.
>>77920664
We shall see soon
>>77920014
>implying whole US military wont do that
>>77920068
No, you must know Russian language
>>77920093
No, too many drills. Hungry and tired all the time.
>>77920118
I dunno. There's always some drills here and there, but they're pretty small, like "micro-drills" for 2-3k soldiers.
Shit.. Guys.. I just woke up and checked the news for the daily mass shooting. There hasn't been one yet.
Are we done for?
>>77918440
Is this not the "snap checks" that Putin promised a few days ago in response to some big NATO exercise happening right on their border?
Not exactly snappy, but it is the Russians we are talking about.
>>77920093
Pretty comfy lad
>>77920778
>mfw I live in London and I haven't seen a single jet scrambling over me
WE ARE MEANT TO BE RELEVANT IN WORLD AFFAIRS
RULE BRITTANIA
the balloon has gone up
>>77920871
Are you prepared for war? Do churka officers bully you?
>>77920909
Detroit might be daily mass shooting. They just evacuated a whole office building.
All non-happening faggots ITT
Explain away SKYKING activity of past 24 hours
>>77919043
>>77920841
Yup
>>77920698
heading there for induction later this week, they do artillery every day?
>>77918573
this
>>77920813
>USAF security forces
So only a hair smarter than an army chef
no FPCON change, at all. All of this is fantasy
>>77920778
It sounded just like this at the 1:00 mark
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-V7Gk8N8ccs
Which, oddly enough, appears to have been filmed in Las Vegas (I can see the stratosphere in the bg)
>>77920983
Coleman A. Young Municipal Center in Detroit on lockdown · 1h
DETROIT (WXYZ) - The Coleman A. Young Municipal Center in Detroit is currently on lockdown due to a police situation. Police say they received a report of a person with a weapon in the building.
>>77920052
I was about to fucking say
>>77920591
Wikipedia says otherwise
>>77920989
explain all the skyking activity that has happened up until now, yet we are all still here
Wait, how do we know they've entered Defcon 3? Just curious is all, I want a source beyond /pol/
It's just like Able Archer 83. Both nations think that maneuvers is build up for aggression.
Well, it's about time to end this mess. Hopefully I will see something cool before I get killed.
>>77921083
Nellis is home to many many international drills and a lot of combat pilot training in addition to being home of the USAF Thunderbirds there is nothing to worry about.
>>77919567
>yeah, guys I don't think we are starting a thermonuclear war...
>FUCKIN RETARD
what?
>[x]Bear
>[x]chips
>[x]living in dropshot zone
ok i am ready
>>77920225
404
>>77921230
Wikipedia, DefconWarningSystem.com, and some local NY radio station that apparently has an intelligence officer leaking info
>>77919945
Thats sacrificial pyre!
I see habbenings where lambs don't see!
This is why I hate liberals:
>Ivan aborts literally 90+% of Russian kids
>Ivan realizes that killing off 90+% of Russian kids will basically reduce troop numbers by 90+%
>"hurr durr, lets blame everything but abortion for WW3" - typical liberal
Hopefully all abortion doctors who don't get fried get hanged in the aftermath. They all deserve FAR worse.
>>77920014
It'd suck to have to kill fellow /pol/ users. We all pretty much want the same things, just happen to be born in different countries
>>77921158
Any source?
>>77921301
works fine for me, you probably left an extra . in there or didnt copy the whole thing
>>77921259
Yeah like red flag and pretty much and almost every allied partner nation flies out there, so jet noise is pretty common
Along with live fire at the range
>>77920982
>Are you prepared for war?
Yes, I guess so.
>Do churka officers bully you?
No, officers are very serious about bullying now. You can go to "discipline battalion" for that, and trust me, gulags are far better than those "battalions".
HOLY FUCK TURN ON CNN
WE WW3 NOW
>>77918440
retards defcon is a secret military threat level.
only high up military personal would know the current defcon level
>>77921428
exactly so jets flying out of Nellis shouldn't be given much thought.
>>77921404
wxyz.com/news/
coleman-a-young-municipal-center-in-detroit-on-lockdown
>>77921495
It's an Orlando press conference...
Remember that we should only be worried if shit starts flying out of Whitman or Maxwell especially Whitman.
>>77921453
Do you prefer Putin or Medvedev?
>>77921301
remove dot at the beginning
>>77921509
Exactly
I like how this thread has a lot of probable active duty/veterans explaining why OP is autistic and none of this is habbening
>>77921189
>mfw its real
>>77921610
or if 2 or more nightwatch and 3 or more mercury leave Offutt and a nightwatch at Andrews is spooled up on ready standby
>>77920997
for a couple months in the spring/summer i hear artillery and machine guns
I'm maybe 30 miles from the base but they are up in the mountains and im in the valley so that shit travels like a mofo
BOOM BOOM BOOM
>>77921721
yep its good fun. The programs that I do with the USAF and DHS haven't said jack shit yet and odds are it's just a prank from some conspiracy guy.
>>77921189
>>77921189
wikipedia is wrong
>>77921722
it's not real
>>77921610
what are whitman and maxwell?
>>77921853
Air force bases you dingus
>>77921853
Bases with stuff and thangs
Don't worry bout it
Any other sources for our defcon level?
>>77918440
Nikolai Patrushev (the most publicly hawkish official from the Putin's circle) visited Kaliningrad today. Visit allegedly related to corruption and crime but I don't think so.
>>77921610
w-why anon?
>>77921775
The E-4 pilots fly a lot as it is a perishable skill to fly and must be in their best shape at all times. Same goes for the E-3 pilots however they always are up and doing something so really there is nothing to worry about.
>>77918440
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING. MIGRANTS BTFO GET IN HERE
>>77920278
>>77920278
>>77920278
>>77921853
Whiteman is the 509th Bomb Wing: nuclear ready B-2s
Maxwell Air Force Base is a transport wing that can rapid deploy troops
>>77920989
>tfw I see Peoria and Bloomington
>tfw I live right between the two
>tfw I have no face
Fug illinois.
>>77921244
>Able Archer 83
Christ, that was a mess. And now Americans are about to elect another Reagan into power. Well, the world was long due a major crisis anyway.
>>77921853
Air force Bases Whitman is in Missouri and houses the B-2 and Maxwell is a large multipurpose base with a very large B-52 squadron
>>77921990
I'm pretty sure he's referencing the B-2s at whiteman
The B-2 can deliver a lot of different munitions, to include nuclear
>>77921189
That's off the website too fuckass
>>77918954
Holy fuck lads, the bobbies are here.
They're saying that I haven't paid my TV license
>>77921990
read my above post
>>77922080
not the US's fault the Soviets were too stupid to believe ABLE ARCHER 83 was anything but an exercise and they initiated CASE RYAN
>>77922149
16 warheads to be exact to 16 targets anywhere in the world.
>>77922172
We'll pay it poor fag
Or tell them you identify as a poor transgendered Syrian refugee child
They'll fuck right off
Vote leave
>>77921316
>wikipedia
You do realize it is one of the /pol/tards editing it?
I love happenings, but why does anyone thing that some website is actually gonna announce anything resembling strategic status of our military.
>it's a "/pol/ roleplays a happening because their lives are so worthless without a happening they pretend their is one to give meaning to their shit lives" episode
>>77922022
Fucking check that thread for epic gets. Kek has blessed us and shown us there is still hope.
>>77922229
Yeah it's got a rotating weapons bay like B-1B, right? I've only ever seen th inside of the lancer, pretty cool
Like a big angry revolver that kills cities
>>77921698
Got it now, had to go to NBC news site then paste the other half of the URL in.
>>77921973
>>77921973
Nikolai Patrushev (the most publicly hawkish official in Putin's circle) today in Kaliningrad:
"Russia is forced to take response measure both in the political, economic and military spheres," Patrushev stressed. "These measures, including those in the Baltic region, are based on Russia’s national security strategy endorsed by the Russian president in late 2015."
More:
http://tass.ru/en/politics/883518
>>77921189
so... we were never not at 3..
well I wasted a day..
>NSTO does biggest military exercise in its vassal state of Poland since the cold war
>Russia promptly responds with military exercise of its own
>burgers take the bait
>'IDS HABBENING, WE DEFCON 3 NOW'
>RUSSIA PLS NO BULLY
>MUH RUSSIAN AGGRESSION
>>77922311
>>77922311
Holy fuck these guys will believe in anything in order to be STALKER
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEFCON#cite_note-1
>>77918440
>Numerous, extremely high level officials arriving at Pentagon.
how many levels above POTUS we talking about here?
It is not happening, right? =<<<
You stupid happening fags can get lost. Russia bombed our rebel base last night after we told them not to.
We will meet with some russians and diplo this away and Defcon will get moved back to 4 by Friday. Screen cap this post to shit all over happening fags in the immediate future.
>>77922400
exactly sir
>>77922476
cmon germany you used to be cool. can you just start it again for the lulz
>>77918954
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED
>>77922400
rotary launchers are typical of the bombers configured for nuclear strikes B61 and B83 gravity bombs fit them pretty well
there is also rotary launchers for cruise missiles with nukes they fit 8
>>77922450
you waste every day, faggot
>>77922547
Send more refugees to Europe and wait a year or two
>>77922579
I thought those were only on the Ghoul
>>77918440
>I literally have no idea what DEFCON 3 entails and think that it'd be something that wouldn't be readily apparent to everyone as there'd be major callups and leave would be immediately cancelled
Happeningfags are the absolute worst and have never once been right about anything.
Houston fag here.
At least 8 jets flying around Ellington field, just saw a row of black suv's with police escort driving down NASA rd. 1 filing into Johnson Space Center.
>>77922678
we do not talk of the ghoul but no rotary launchers have been around since before the B-52
>mfw american backpacking in Europe
>mfw about to be in Germany, then Poland and Romania
IS IT HAPPENING LADS? IF IT HAPPENS I WONT JOIN THE ARMY ILL JUST LEAD A GUERILLA RESISTANCE TO TAKE BACK CRIMEA
ANUUUUU
CHEEKI BREEKI
>>77921990
Do B-52 and Lancers still have nuclear weapons delivery as a role or is it all done by B-2s?
>>77922670
yeah nice we have a few boat loads to send you, just dont threat them good
>>77918440
Dude, we have surplus equipment and an oversized veteran Army that is forged in 13 years of blood. Russia would be crazy to fuck with us now.
>>77918440
There's no official sources for any of this bullshit and none of these websites you guys keep linking to have any affiliation with any government in the world, it's armed forces, or any other sort of official status. Stop wasting people's time as well as your own with this bullshit.
it's not happening fags
try again in six months
>>77920132
>germany
>not third world already
OK, lad.
>>77922918
>take back Crimea
It's already back where it belongs
>>77922939
depends on how much we need to drop
>>77922939
sorry meant to ask>>77921610
>>77922939
B-1Bs had their Permmisve Action Links removed in 1994 (thanks Clinton) so they cannot deliver nukes unless the PALs are put back in
B-52s are almost exclusively nuclear bombers with less than 6 fitted for a conventional role
>>77922939
B-52s can carry nuclear bombs and missiles.
B1s don't.
>>77922918
>Take back Crimea
Why would you want to have this lovely face executed?
>>77922939
they can outfitted with nuclear missiles same as any other payload
B1 Lancers are known as meme planes since every single one has a different unfixable mechanical issue though, gives em "personality"
>>77923064
The removal of the PALs wasn't necessarily a bad thing considering that they can be placed back in within a few days if need be. The major benefit was that it allowed the us to 'cut' it's strategic arsenal for treaties without removing any equipment from inventory.
>>77922315
Wikipedia has the defcon set. defcon is the strategic status of your military.
>Jets ready to scramble in 15 mins
>High level of alertness
>Not been defcon 3 since 9/11
>>77919681
ex-militaryfags will agree, civilians cant into encrypted radio signals and opsec classifications. there are people here who actually believe the military broadcasts ops traffic in plain.
>>77921680
There is prolly more KGB agents that we have never heard that Russia will "prefer".
>>77920989
>tfw in a major city that sits between two military bases and a nuclear weapons facility
Nashville sure is great.
>>77923064
>with less than 6 fitted for conventional role
Less than 6
>>77923037
>>77923136
To:
A) Piss off all the mummy fags
B) REMOVE RUSKI FROM RIGHTFUL UKI CLAY
>>77923064
Isn't using B-52s in this day and age for a WW3 scale theater suicidal? I know it was bad in the 60s onwards but now with shit like S-400 why are we using them as a primary nuclear delivery role instead of B-2s
>>77923147
>B1 Lancers are known as meme planes since every single one has a different unfixable mechanical issue though, gives em "personality"
Hhaha! i love learning about this kind of stuff, thanks anon.
>>77923354
They have standoff missiles, dude.
>>77922450
did you read the fucking wiki article?
>>77923440
oh, well i guess that's an ace up it's sleeve, but what about the zerg rush quantities of Foxbats that come up to get them?
guys... its not russia that's the threat - its ALIENS!
http://edition.cnn.com/videos/world/2016/03/01/meteor-fireball-scotland-sky-orig-vstop-dlewis.cnn
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/somethings-coming-mass-ufo-sightings-8235227
the worlds going into chaos cause of ayyy lmao
My flight was canceled last night from Florida to Michigan because of bad weather. Relevant? Maybe.
REMINDER:
HAS MEME MAGICK GONE TOO FAR?
>you will never turn the key initiating a Tomahawk launch on Sevastapol and Crimean ports for the Normany-esque beach landing in Eastern Europe
>you will never hear the worlds biggest military butthurt when the marines don't do the landing but the army rangers do like in WW2
God I hope I'm alive to see it when it happens
Tell me lads, what places should I avoid in the Netherlands when the nukes start flying.
>>77923334
>rightful uki clay
Tip top kek my friend
>>77922453
Are you somekind of idiot or failed Russian troll?
NATO exercise was announed publicly, more than months ago, it was not surprise to anyone.
RUSSIAs "react" exercise was unannounced and came as surprise, right after NATO exercise.
Which one is more agressive and dangerous action?
>>77919128
But we've been DEFCON 3 five times already in history...
Things that have happened recently
>US officials renew call for direct action to kill or depose Assad
>this shit
>Closing the Gap: NATO Moves to Protect Weak Link in Defenses Against Russia
http://www.wsj.com/articles/closing-the-gap-nato-moves-to-protect-weak-link-in-defenses-against-russia-1466205268
>NATO exercise simulating Russian attack on Poland, on the anniversary of Hitler's invasion into Russia
>Bulgaria and Romaina tell NATO the GTFO, no new naval base for them
I don't usually get too hyped, but something is very much up here.
I think they're laying the ground for Clinton with this letter calling for action against Assad. I wouldn't be in the least surprised had that haggard old cunt orchestrated it. Quickly after Syria, Iran will be dealt with. The escalation of tensions with Russia because the US know war with Iran = war with Russia. The 'russia bad' line if going to go into overdrive between now and the end of the year.
>>77923772
Russian tanks in Rovaniemi in 30 minutes
>>77923772
>it's not aggressive if we forward a memo
>>77923698
there are multiple U.S. nuclear bases in Netherlands, all of which have the capability of striking Russia, making you a prime target; with this in mind, I suggest avoiding the Netherlands altogether
>>77923743
we'll see how much you're kek'ing when your precious mummy is executed on livestream
>>77923891
Aight well then I'm fucked.
>>77923698
don't worry, nobody's going to bother nuking you
worst case scenario some fallout from the giant crater that was Germany fries your balls and you can't have kids
nobody's gonna bother nuking Canada either except maybe some of the radar installations up north
>>77923354
Primary delivery method are nuke subs and silo based ICBM .
Bombers are for secondary delivery methods and for mad. You know when the bombs fall there is no reason to save nukes to round 2
>>77923023
>croatia
But seriously, if this was real, wouldnt entire NATO in Europe wake up?
>doubt
>>77923301
Is it just me or does that cigar look like a human finger?
>>77923861
Im fucking ready!
Got mah axe here!
>>77923147
>meme plane
Cool source bro.
>>77923677
Oh wow a shitish bastard excited about another war in europe, how utterly unsurprising. How odd, Americans are going to be doing the fighting again. At least im ineligible for service :^)
Dont want to die like my goyim grandparents
so could this have something to do with the Missile Defence systems I heard that some NATO countries were putting in?
>>77923945
If shit hits the fan, I wish you best of luck, my canadian friend.
Otherwise, I'll see you on the other side.
>>77923610
Fighter screens
F-22s will be way out ahead
>>77918440
There's a huge NATO exercise happening right now.
>>77918440
Does this mean I don't have to show up to work
If the happening is finally happening, whats the fucking point?
its not happening
hello i am russian army we already take europe before you notice die nazi pigs
>>77918440
Bullshit. I work for the US military in Germany, no raises to the FPCON has been raised or extra precautions taken. Fuck off with this shill slider thread.
>>77924186
Sorry m8 but they dont send WW2 style fighter escorts ahead anymore, they don't have the range to keep up with stratofortresses
>>77924271
the point is that the happening is probably not happening
The happening has never happened. It has been closer to happening than it currently is. It might happen now, but it almost certainly won't, and then you'll get fired and feel stupid.
>>77922381
HI WOOOOWIE
>>77924075
how many Air Force mechanics you know bud? any Bone pilots?
and it's still an incredibly effective airframe, I'm just saying its a meme between pilots and ground crews because each one is touchy and weird
example: there's one where the flaps get sticky between full up and half up on the left side, so the pilot has to literally jiggle the plane to loosen it up
no one has figured out why it does that or why jiggling the plane fixes it, they can't reproduce the error on the ground
>>77924379
please post proofs with timestamp to teach these 14 year old roleplaying faggots a leson
>>77924111
chekd - sauce?
>>77918573
Yeah, these are just drills so that when the real happening happens, we will be better prepared to shitpost.
>>77924449
HNNNNNNG
>new desktop backround
>>77919754
Taken as payment due to the lack of taties. She'll be farmin cabbage in Britain now.
>>77924449
>AV-1
>>77924476
i also work for the us military in germany, he is lying we are at defcon 5 delta, that means we are lauching nukes in 5 minutes
>>77918625
That website is owned by civilians and and not based on the military defcon levels
>>77923354
>Isn't using B-52s in this day and age for a WW3 scale theater suicidal?
ALCM on rotary launchers. Range is 1,500+ mi (2,400+ km). The thing in the middle of pic related
>>77923610
>zerg rush quantities of Foxbats
That would imply that Russia is even a shadow of what the Soviet Union was, let alone the VVS is funded adequately for basic maintenance.
>>77924449
So you're saying you don't have a source at all?
>>77924496
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/11/politics/nato-missile-defense-romania-poland/
Okay, so if we're at defcon 3 right now, what needs to happen before we go back to 5? How long have we stayed at defcon 3 in the times we've been at it before?
>>77923354
>>Isn't using B-52s in this day and age for a WW3 scale theater suicidal? I know it was bad in the 60s onwards but now with shit like S-400 why are we using them as a primary nuclear delivery role instead of B-2s
Because they're reliable. We've had them for over 50 years. We know how they work. They are essentially perfected, there are no more kinks in the design to work out.
Other planes might be better but for something like this you go with what you know will work.
>>77924612
flag tells a different story m80
>>77924666
kewl, if we have ALCMs that nuke targets 2400km away then what's the point of stealth bombers, to piss off Ivan?
>>77924449
What a bunch of magical thinking morons! Just replace the flap, and its mechanism! Who gives a fuck if you can replicate it on the ground. It is not going to fail and cause the aircraft to crash on the ground!
Are you really so fucking wed to bureaucracy that you won't just believe the pilot and replace the fucking thing?
THIS! This is why militaries fail.
>>77918440
It's not happening.
>>77920025
Move to Syria and Israel's fuckboi state? no thanks Habib go pound some tahini
US Airforce coming in live on 8992.00 USB
>>77924852
A couple of months at most.
It will go back down when whatever put it at 3 stops.
>>77924612
Slav, go home, youre drunk.
Or learn the Defcon levels first.
Lots of fighter activity at Finland too. Usually its weeks until i see some fighters on the air, but today twice allready. F-18's.
>>77919754
MY BURGERS ARE MISSING
>>77924865
thar be ghouls in the skies
>>77922172
SHARIA BOBBIES IN 5
>>77918440
The big Russian movement is a response to the US/EU Military exercises taking place.
Possibly with Poland? I can't remember.
Anywho, Putin has even said that he is willing to talk with the US when the new President is elected so I doubt he would invade before a chance to talk.
>>77924907
we already annexed böhmen, its all over senpai
>>77923136
cummy
>>77924912
the flap and all hydraulic and mechanical parts HAD been replaced, but it still kept happening, hence the mystery
>>77924999
i am ordering them to bomb you asap
anyone got the skyking infographic?
>>77923354
Well, first the target needs to defend itself from ballistic missiles.
Bombers are there just to finish the job and add onto destruction.
There wont be any fighters on the air then when those boys arrive.
>>77924941
There was just an "All Stations" message followed by an alphanumerical code on 8992
People....go to fucking google. Type in "What defcon are we at."
The top results page is the same page being linked here.
We are at DEFCON-3. That's a fact.
Everything else seems to be speculation at this point.
