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Praise kek.
>>77834940
>>77835127
PRAISE QEK
IF KEK WILLS IT, IT SHALL BE DONE
Only through KEK
does enlightenment flow.
>>77834940
BAN ASSAULT CARS
>>77834940
Holy fucking shit. I actually unironically believe in meme magic now. There's no mistaking it.
Someone add it to this image.
WHAT HAVE WE DONE? IN OUR HUBRIS WE HAVE TRULY RAISED A CHAOS GOD.
WE ARE THE ANGELS THAT SOUND THE TRUMP-ETS OF THE END TIMES.
THE REVELATIONS ARE COMING.
>>77836911
>>77834940
i already said it in another thread. its director who talked about trump, that russkie actor said nothing. you might be retardd.
>>77836992
And I already told you, he was a collaborator thus fair game for Kek.
You are pushing the boundaries, pinoy heretic.
>>77836992
let the downies have their fun for once will you?
>>77834940
It isn't even possible to be killed in car crashes in new cars unless you're doing something stupid. It was his fault.
Hillary may have hitmen, but Trump has an ancient egyptian chaos god.
>>77837175
his parents run from russia not him. also nothing weird about running from that shithole
>>77837122
I swear allegiance to Donald I, by the Grace of God and the American People the God-Emperor of the United States of America, protector of the American Dream, Guardian of the Realms of Men, King of Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin and Wyoming, Grand Prince of the District of Columbia, Archduke of Puerto Rico, Grand Duke of American Samoa, Guam, Northern Mariana Islands and the U.S. Virgin Islands, Viceroy of the District of Columbia, Count of Baker Island, Wake Island, Midway Atoll and other realms and territories; and to the realm for which he stands, one nation, under Him, with liberty and justice for all.
>>77837485
Collaborator in the slander campaign against Trump you dense retard.
>>77836911
What if Trump himself is arranging all these deaths?
Pretty spooky
>>77837669
Trump has more important things to do. This is Paul Manafort's job
>>77836992
im afraid the facts dont fit the narrative, therefore theyve been discarded
>>77834940
Implying that has anything to do with a jew god.
You kids are fucking pathetic and ruining this board.
>>77837578
what ? how? becuase his employe said something?
>>77834940
>>77835127
Praise KeK
Literally a chaos candidate
I am now a #jebmissile
>>77834940
Oh shit. I don't want Kek to take Patrick Stewart, even though he promotes the liberal agenda.
>>77838157
He's gotta go.
>>77837758
Did you hear how he was killed?
His driveway has a steep incline.
They found his car in neutral.
He was pinned between it and a wall at the bottom of the driveway.
So either he got out of the car, put it in neutral, ran down to the end of his driveway, and waited to be impaled, or the Jews did it.
>>77837415
*cuk
Guess who that Globalist pro-immigration British MP was talking shit about on twitter weeks before she got got?
CANT STUMP THE TRUMP BITCH
What is the correct way to pronounce kek?
>>77838955
>Kek is forcing globalists to kill their own
BEAUTIFUL FOLKS
>>77834940
It feels so strange.I can't believe meme magic is more persuasive than christianity.I am neither keker or christian but this shit is impressive
>trump supporters are violent
Yeah okay
Is he actually going to do it?
>>77838955
Holy shit he looks like fucking Odo.
>>77836911
don't know how you could add this, but it at least belongs in the same image folder
>>77838955
Eric has fucking terrible hair. Is it too much to ask he puts some effort into his appearance?
>>77838331
He had a good run, if the Lord KEK takes him then the Lord KEK takes him.
>>77836911
Somebody add the star trek asshole and that cox lady to the Trump Curse image
>>77838955
>>77839099
>>77839877
>>77840388
all these digits
>>77836911
Checked.
Eventually, they all succumb to the memes.
>>77836911
Is it the mighty hand of the Kremlin who wants to help its intended ally?
>tfw God fearing Christain
>tfw the evidence is starting to pile up
Give me a sign kek
>>77841491
The signs are right in front of you, fellow tadpole.
>>77839879
Link to thread?
![enhanced-buzz-25708-1384122499-16[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7tnnXmr.jpg "enhanced-buzz-25708-1384122499-16[1]")
>>77841577
fuck yes
praise kek
I love you /pol/ never change
>>77841578
I found it,I'm a retard.
>>77839635
you have no idea. You're going to get tired of winning. I'm not kidding, it's going to shock you.
>>77841491
>I will bless those who bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse; and all peoples on earth will be blessed through you."
I'm starting to believe now.
>>77834940
Kek will see that Hillary has a stroke before the election
>>77842499
Praise KEK!
>>77838908
HERETIC!!
thank you kek!
![Rarest+pepe+_964fb4fc73641dcf628539fac1fd1769[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R7geGfE.jpg "Rarest+pepe+ 964fb4fc73641dcf628539fac1fd1769[1]")
>>77842499
>>77842727
>>77842755
>>77836979
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!
>>77837526
t. Queen Elizabeth, 1/1/2018
>>77836911
9/11 WITNESSED
WHAT DID KEK MEAN BY THIS???
>Trump seems to be the candidate we should get behind, but how can we help him win? Suggestions people
>'phone banking is an option but its also fucking retarded'
>'going out and talking to people helps but there's too many useful idiots to create large amounts of meaningful dialogue'
>'WHAT IF WE RESURRECT AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN FROG GOD OF CHAOS AND CHANNEL HIS POWER TO OUR CAUSE'
>
>
>you know what? Sure, lets try it
I dont know if I'm more surprised by the fact that this took off, or by the fact that it actually seems to be working in some degree
>>77836911
Could Ali still actually string together a full sentence? I thought his condition was that bad.
Or was it one of his handlers or something?
>>77834940
KEK is a lie. A false idol. These non-repeating digits confirm this.
>>77836911
>>77843098
>mfw
G-guys... I don't think we know what we're dealing with here.
Meme magic is powerful stuff. I think we should stop this craziness before people get hurt. It's too much power for people on an eritrean insect eating bazaar to handle.
>>77839879
OH FUCK HE ACTUALLY ADDED ME TO THE SCREEN CAP!
Enlightenment is possible through humor. Make a conscious choice in every choice.
>>77843276
meme magic is too real
>>77843505
that thread would have been great to be in
>>77843505
you're next
Trump is Kira, confirmed. The God of the New World is coming.
>>77835127
I'm now a acolyte
PRAISE KEK
>>77834940
>>77835127
QEK WILLS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>77838771
>pull up incline driveway
>accidentally put car in neutral and shut it off instead of park
>get out and walk down driveway to mailbox or some shit
>OHNOCARISCOMINGNOW
>SMASHMEAGAINSTTHEWALLDOWNHERE,CAR
>IT WAS DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>77839877
that mean he can slime thru ur doorknob and fug u wife while u sleeepin ahhhhhh
>>77838157
Patrick Stewart is paying a homeless man to vote for Clinton because he's British and can't vote himself. Fuck him, I hope he's next.
>>77834940
That's not Yelchin though. That was the director saying all that shit.
Also, I'm sick of this "Trump's violent supporters" meme. Everyone knows it's not Trump supporters doing the damage! Fuck!
>>77844184
Source on that?
>>77844184
That's actually voter fraud. You cant outright buy a vote. If there's proof then report it.
>>77836911
>>77834940
>70% of the world hates trump
>LOL LOOK THIS GUY THAT DIDDN'T LIKE TRUMP DIED!!!!! MEME MAGIC!! KEK!!!
>it should be understandable that whatshisname wouldn't want to talk about Trump, considering his film deals with a group of teens being cornered by neonazis
Is it just me or they're trying to draw a pretty heavily biased comparison?
>>77834940
Shillary dies if Kek almight grants me repeating digits
>>77844944
Holy shit
>>77844944
KEK WILLS IT
>>77844944
Thank you Macedonia.
>>77843467
ISIS is going to attack the new world trade center on 9/11
>>77844725
welcome to trump-related "journalism"
éloges kek
>>77844944
Praise Him
>>77844944
KEKUS VULT
>>77844944
HAIL KEK
>>77839879
He gave out too many identifying details of his life.
That is some grade A fuckery level of stupid right there. He forgot that Doxxing works both ways.
Ever show up to someone you've been have a feud with and taken their picture before they can react? He is probably getting a similar feeling when he realized how little control he actually had over the situation.
>>77838771
My dad worked at an ICU, dumb shit like that happens all the time.
Once he had a patient who became quadriplegic because he fell off his tractor after hearing news that his wife had given birth to his baby son.
>>77844944
She is the ultimate Trump-insulter
From a logical standpoint, it really makes sense
He should have known that assault cars have been on the incline lately.
>>77839879
Holy fuckin kekaleks
>>77844944
PRAISE KEK AND SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2016/mar/15/florida-latinos-protest-trump-miami-rally-video
http://www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2016/06/14/it_was_latin_night_at_the_pulse_orlando_gay_bar_here_s_why_that_matters.html
>>77834940
>..the violence employed by his supporters at his rallies
>mfw
KEK BE PRAISED
>>77837201
It wasn't a car crash.
>>77845408
Kek in Latin would still be Kek, it would be declensed like the consonant declension.
Kek (masculin / Nominative)
Kekis (Genitive
Keki (Dative)
Keke (Ablative)
Kekem (Accusative)
Kek (Vocative)
All singular.
Itaque, tu dixeris Kekum illud velle.
And so, as you said, Kek wills it. (Indirect speech using the Accusativus cum Infinitivo)
>>77834940
PRAISE KEK
>>77846079
I meant
>Itaque, tu dixeris Kekem illud velle
Forgive me, Kek.
I
WANT
OFF
THIS
RIDE
>>77846181
It never ends
>>77834940
All Praise to Kek
May the infidel Patrick Stewart feel your wrath.
>>77846079
The only Latin word with a "k" that I am aware of is Kalends.
>>77842971
hAIL kEk
>>77836911
can you also include these 2:
>may 15: blasts Trump
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/may/15/susan-sarandon-cannes-woody-allen-donald-trump
>may 20: her brother dies
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3600909/Susan-Sarandon-s-brother-dies-aged-55-suffering-heart-attack-taking-life-guarding-class-young-son.html
>>77834940
>and the violence employed by his supporters at his rallies.
Isn't the violence mostly coming from anti-trump protesters who go to his rallies to stir shit up...
>>77834940
No fuck off I'm still waiting for George clooney to die. Also requesting the Pepe in the pic
>>77836911
>>77846712
SOMEBODY UPDATE THIS FUCKING PICTURE
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77837725
I think you mean John Miller. I mean, he is Trump's PR guy.
>>77844944
So Kek wills, so it shall be.
>>77846509
Write it with a C if you want then, it doesn't really matter.
CEC VVLT
>>77844944
KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
KEK VULT! KEK VULT!
>>77844705
Your ID is your death date
KeK wills it
>>77844705
>70% of the world hates trump
looks like 70% of the world gonna die soon, then
>>77844944
Praise LORD KeK
>>77844944
WITNESSED
>>77846745
>Trusting the media to tell the truth
>>77847105
pls tell me this is shoop
I do not doubt Kek's power. My only question is how do we worship him appropriately?
>THE PRIMAL SCREAM OF KEK SHALL AWAKEN HIM
>RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77847311
>>77847422
>>77847455
whats going on in here
>>77835127
That poor girl :(
>>77834940
please kek kill me
>>77847588
>>77847311
>>77847422
>>77847455
Prais Kek, dubs will be granted, KEKU AKHBAR
>>77847422
>>77847455
More dubs to offer the great Kek upon the alter of memes
>>77847588
>>77847455
>>77847422
dont stop this madness praise kek
>>77847588
I want off this ride. Kek is among us
is making memes the best way to worship kek?
>>77839879
>The owner is not only a libcuck, but a closet racist.
PRAISE KEK
>>77834940
I saw him in Like Crazy back when I was with my gf, hearing about this just makes me sad because I think of her
>>77834940
I lost all doubt of Kek a long time ago. He has given me a sense of purpose.
>>77847724
BLOOD FOR THE KEK GOD
>>77847588
i don´t even know if this is real life
>>77847225
HMMMM HMMK HMM!
THIS realy makes ONE thikn!
>>77836979
>>77842971
The servants of Chaos want the Emperor to gain power?
Something sinister is afoot
HOLY SHIT PRAISE KEK
>>77834940
BY THE POWER OF QEK, THE MOST MEMETIC, THE MAGNIFICENT
>>77834940
KEK ANCIENT GOD OF DARKNESS
http://www.thekeep.org/~kunoichi/kunoichi/themestream/kek.html#.V2cOzdWKShc
WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE???????????
6 is the number of the beast
8 is the number of the christ
7 is the number of KeK.
his will be done.
PRAISE KEK
ALL HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR
>>77834940
Praise KEK
>>77848122
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>77834940
Was he wearing a "red shirt" at the time of his accident?
>>77837670
Spooky indeed.
>>77848121
It's always darkest before the Don
DUWBS FOR THE DUWBSGOD
>>77842499
STROKE SOFTLY STROKE CHAN
>>77847455
bow before him heathen
>>77848166
Praise him
We should try and meme that bitch from Hunger Games to die. She hates Trump, and is a feminazi. Only problem is her nudes will be lost.
>>77836911
Clooney and Amal are still married
>>77837670
Yeah does Kek not represent chaos?
Witness me
>>77843276
The only way to beat a frog is with a scorpion.
>>77848279
It was certainly red after the accident.
Am I doing this right?
Trump will win!
Brexit will happen!
KEK WILLS IT!
>>77848422
Sad day when you have to confirm your own
>>77848292
>President Donald Trump
>Gematria Equals: 1488
Holy shit, it's real!
>everybody is fine and cool with all the scumfuck lawyers that have been elected
>but a billionaire businessman is not okay
America.
>>77836911
Don't forget Depp. He played Trump in that comedy skit movie and got rekt something fierce not long after.
>>77836911
>>77846860
>>77840671
updated
updated
>>77847455
>implying you don't do it every day just by posting here
>>77848873
>>77846712
You didn't add the Susan Sarandon thing
>>77838771
>He was pinned between it and a wall at the bottom of the driveway.
only a chaos god could do this
prove me wrong
If Gods are created like Warhammer Gods are created through the expression of one subject such as lust, disease and war.
Will humanity collectively birth the God of Memes?
>>77837670
>mfw my name matches up with Adolf Hitler in both simple(110) and English Gematria(660)
>nothing to see here, move along folks.
>>77841577
We agreed that the adjective for followers of Kek shall be called Kekaloids.
A poster got digits for it, but I don't have the screenie.
Posting High Energy OC
Praise KEK
>>77837758
Kek is an Egyptian God, you blasphemer.
K-Kek I had my doubts that you existed, I confess..
But please make Brexit happen.
why is that I have never seen the frog from Chrono Trigger as pepe?
I mean he is just another form of kek
>>77837758
>he thinks that the Semitic Pantheon is exclusive to Jews
>>77849030
further ammended
>>77848122
>7 is the number of KeK.
Does that make Nana Mizuki the new queen of /pol/? Nana = Seven in Japanese. We already worship her over in /sgg/ on /m/.
>>77848637
Yes, yes you are.
>>77849154
Perhaps they're just different ranks, or maybe Kek doesn't care what his followers are called as long as they believe in him.
Kek is a powerful figure
>>77849165
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KEK
w-what?
KEK general thread when? Kekism is the one true religion. The age of Christianity is over!
>>77849118
Sauce on this?
When does this faggot get his comuppance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm8ISls_TBA
A friend showed me this at work once and I just hate this guy's faggot face.
>>77848810
"Cant Stump The Trump" is also 1488.
>>77838955
not posting him with based Barron, the next god emperor
>>77849555
checked
>>77834940
Great, another shit actor dead.
can we all agree that kek is simply the next step in human evolution?
I'm convinced that humanity will evolve to have a collective psychic energy that is capable of anything if enough people believe it, much like Orks from 40k
>tfw we will all paint our explosives yellow because enough people believe yellow makes bigger explosions
>>77843467
Stfu gigantic faggot. Lord Kek its here for a reason your simple mind cannot grasp
http://www.inquisitr.com/3187937/horror-expert-stephen-king-horrified-by-donald-trump-and-trump-supporters/
Can King make amends by writing something redpilled, or did he doom himself?
>>77849442
heres a version with jo cox
>>77842499
Oh shit nigger
Capping this
>>77849555
he's got a dick anon
>>77849569
Woah, what a brave guy. He's really climbed into the lion's den for this embarrassing little diatribe.
Kek will surely see to it that Mac Miller is suicided.
>>77849655
Kek witnesses.
>>77849555
Kek demands it!
>>77847667
She was an evil bitch. Fuck you.
Added both from OP
>>77842755
Damn son
>top left cab
>>77849788
Kek's Will be done.
I was a terrible man. Stuffed too much food in my mouth, masturbated to porn too often. It's a terrible thing to say ... but by the time I came to /pol/ I didn't believe in a god. I decided that he, that all the gods, were stories that we tell the children to make them behave. So I went to /pol/ every now and then and I'd flaunt my atheism. Until I witnessed the rise of Trump, and saw an ancient Egyptian frog statue, with hieroglyphs showing a person in front of a computer screen. I remembered all the different states of Kek. His joy, his sadness, his smug. And for the first time in my life, Lord Kek showed me his light. The realisation set in, and I knew the truth: our God is the one true God. And all men must serve him.
>>77849880
What the fuck is going on
>>77849502
DELETE THIS
>>77849655
Asperger's is the next step in human evolution. Notice how it's becoming more and more common in children? And us aspies are the ones in true harmony with Kek!
>>77849788
witnessed
>>77849856
she was actually okay in terms of what she voted for when she had a seat (anti corporate welfare, for stricter immigration policies etc)
she just liked refugees a bit too much for kek
>>77844944
Kek is wise and just
>>77850000
!!!!
>>77849555
>>77849779
i have the video, its a gril, but i cant upload it now, sorry f4m
>>77850000
wew lad
>>77849788
KEKUS VULT!
praise kek
>>77850000
Meme magic
>>77850000
PRAISE KEK,
QUADS OF ABSOLUTE DARKNESS
Is the almighty kek in this very thread with us?
>>77850000
is this kek's self doubt or merely a test?
>>77850025
pretty sure that's just because doctors will diagnose kids with mental anything these days.
See ADHD
>>77848873
HMMM....
This is ONE to maek ONE thingk on this
hmm...hmm.hm
>>77834940
The curse of kek is spreading to all non believers
How come /pol/ worships a sandnigger god literally named Kuk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
>>77847588
Praise kek
That is all
>>77834940
these are some of the only uplifting threads on /pol/
KEK SAVE US ALL
>>77850097
what's the name then?
If Kek wills me to begin building a temple in his honor show me the signs
>>77850000
Meme Magic is R E A L
PRAISE KEK
R
A
I
S
E
K
E
K
>>77834940
>Do quick google search
>Pull up his wiki
>He's jewish
Finally they are receiving their just deserts!
>>77850000
>>77850133
>>77850144
Kek smiles upon this thread
>>77849555
trips have to give him sauce
>>77836911
Is it true /pol/? Is meme magic really actually true? Is there no limit to the power of meme magic? Trump really is going to be the president isn't he?
>>77850233
MAKE IT STOP
>>77850079
>>77850098
>>77850129
>>77850133
>>77850190
That's it, this shit is real.
>>77849732
I already added Jo Cox
>>77850315
yes
>>77850252
Well Kek is the bringer of light.
>>77842149
Post it here plz senpai. i want to read it desu
>>77850000
>ID:fbHVCNku
>Nku
>ku
>kuk
>green ID
>MFW
>>77850235
>Egyptians
>Sands niggers
They were 98.32% Macedonian and 1.68% Nordic.
>>77849118
sauce on that dude?
>>77850000
Dem 7s
>dose quads
Witnessed and verified
>>77844944
>When kek magic goes too far.
>>77849502
>CP-violation in the wiki article
>fugg
If this post is dubs, Kek does not exist
>>77849655
I WANT TO CHANNEL THE ENERGY OF KEK.
I HEARBY SACRIFICE THE LIFE OF THE NEW BORN AIDAN CLINTON AS PUNISHMENT FOR SHILLARY'S CRIMES AGAINST AMERICA A D THE TRUE GOD EMPEROR COEXISTENCE OF QEK EMPEROR TRUMP
kek bless
We need to write a bible like those faggots who worship spaghetti. My digits will it.
>>77834940
>tfw you'll never get good trips
>>77848810
What's 1448 mean? Is it the magic delegate number?
>>77850566
OH SHIIEET
>>77850531
There's your answer, heretic.
>>77850566
And here's his.
>>77850566
kek has blessed you
>>77837670
Wasnt the great get last night all 7?
>>77850163
He is always here; we are but guests in his temple.
Also, tomorrow is the Summer Solstice and there is a full moon as well. The last time this happened was 1948, when Isreal declared independence and Gandhi was assassinated.
It is time for a great change, by the will of Kek and the goddesses of the moon.
>>77850600
Bibles get twisted and corrupted to suit the greed of evil. We need something that can't be fucked with when we're all dead.
>>77850600
KEK WILLS IT
>>77850600
checked
>>77837670
Are you faggots going to start worshipping jews now? Kabbalah is retarded beyond belief.
>occasionally shitpost against Trump for the top lels
>two days ago was a second away from head collision with a retard who went into the opposite lane
>>77850566
Stop it anon
Actually don't stop
>>77850619
1. It's 1488
2. lurk more
>>77850619
It's a Nazi symbol.
We Will Rise
>tfw when meme magic is happening and no one can stop it
>>77850566
INTENSIFY IT
>>77850619
Leave and never come back
I'm now a believer.
Praise be to Kek.
>>77850566
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!
PRAISE KEK
EVERYONE SHALL BEND THE KNEE TO OUR LORD
>>77850000
dude wat?
What is kek?
>>77850770
kek
>>77850770
Kek has spoken to you. He is ready to punish you for your heresy
>>77850770
Kek intervened.
>>77850770
you have been warned, do not mock kek and his chosen candidate
>>77834940
Holy shit, CP is neonazi? I want to see it now...
>>77844944
confirmed
>>77834940
>basing a deity off of a typo from a memerific acronym that was used to the point of over-exaggeration
At least now we'll have a group to prosecute.
>>77850566
Your sacrifice is acceptable.
Kek wills death to traitors
>>77848028
not if you realize what a boon the corpse god is to Chaos' desire for everliving corruption of the material, there must be an effective but not too-effective source of order to provide renewal to the system
>>77846181
Why do you want to get off? This is the best stretch!
>>77850566
RIP
cause of death: meme magic
>>77850770
repent!
repent!
confess your sins and make sure you get some sick digits
Gather children, for Kek blesses this thread.
>>77835127
holy kek
>>77850909
Welcome, my friend. Kek (also Kuk) was and is an Egyptian deity who was representative of chaos and darkness. He found power in repeating digits, it is told. /pol/ has conjured him back to life and he is helping us with meme magic to fix the world.
Did I miss anything?
>>77850770
meme magic is not a joke, anon, a 8000 y.o. swastika made of frogs was found in Bulgaria a few months ago, meme magic is not a joke
>>77835127
>>77834940
>some people just cuck themselves to death
>>77850711
M-mm-maybe..... memes?
Whatever helps kill off that abortion known as nu-trek. Bring back Berman-trek.
>>77850566
PRAISE KEK
>>77849442
I wonder if we should add Grimmie too.
pic related.
I'm also monitoring Charlie Sheen, he recently offended Trump and he already stated that he can no longer find a woman to fuck because they're afraid of getting hiv. Maybe he will suicide soon
>>77838771
That's some final destination shit
>>77850956
what what the fuck I was operating under the assumption that it was a dude
glad to see I was mistaken
>>77851076
i'd post a slowpoke but its too old of a meme for me to even have saved anymore
>>77851087
non believers will be purged
kek wills it
>>77850996
Kek is the frog-headed god of chaos from the earliest reaches of ancient Egyptian history. He was awakened from his 5000 year slumber when 4chan wordfiltered "cuck" as "kek" and his name was chanted millions of times in a few months.
>>77850566
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>77846382
Holy fuck that's beautiful. The amount of replies is perfect in its self, no need to include reaction posts.
>>77850674
"Trump will win"
>>77849555
>>77849820
>>77850310
Here it is, my brothers
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph574e644900a7a
>>77851087
what the fuck
source?
KEK, REVEAL YOUR DUBS UNTO ME
OH KEK GYVE UNTO US BREXIT
BLESS OUR WINDY ISLAND HOME PROSPERITY AND GRANT US INDEPENDENCE FROM THAT DASTARDLY UNION
Manafort has been busy for quite awhile. I haven't seen him appear on TV.
>>77851087
sauce, i am really intrested
>>77850235
Fuck off leaf.
>>77851253
ree
>>77850770
Kek is telling you to cut that out.
>>77851076
QEK GRANT ME STRENGTH
THOMAS MAIR WILL BE SPARED AND THE STAND IN FOR COX IN THE BY ELECTION WILL BE DIE
>>77851033
>>77851047
>>77851051
>>77851132
I guess I'm some kind of meme satanist/heretic. Cool.
>>77851210
Your Tulpa can suck my dick.
>>77851265
He'll be fine
>>77851078
I did, Kek is a frog headed God (a la Pepe)
>>77850000
DO YOU QUESTION KEK NOW? CAST ASIDE YOUR DOUBT AND PRAISE HIM
LO, though he goes by many names, Pepe, Qek, Kek, the memelord smiles upon us as he guides us through our online struggle.
Praise kek
>>77851294
stay patient brother
kek works in mysterious ways
99 and brexit
>>77851253
BRITS BTFO
>>77851349
praise kek
>>77851250
Repent
>>77848292
>>77848810
>>77849613
fuck me, it's real
http://www.gematrix.org/?word=president+donald+trump
http://www.gematrix.org/?word=Cant+Stump+The+Trump
![tumblr_o5nhwksuKK1uemgu7o1_250[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/lbLfHSQ.gif "tumblr o5nhwksuKK1uemgu7o1 250[1]")
>>77849788
Witnessed.
>>77851398
f-fug
>>77851421
praise kek
>>77851398
HOLY SHIT ONE POST OFF
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US KEK?
>>77851253
>>77851294
>>77851369
>>77851389
>>77851398
>>77851466
h-has kek forsaken us lads?
pls
>>77851132
But one what medium? What can take a beating, and not be tampered with?
>>77851337
What city do you live in, leaf-heretic?
We'll have to watch the obituaries for freak coincidental deaths so we can add you to the record of Kek's kills.
>>77851515
m-maybe it's part of his plan
>>77851319
Sadly QEK has decreed that Britian must face this alone.
May QEK watch over you.
Oh am I laughing when I imagine a globalist cabal of jews cackling jewishly when all the global puzzle pieces start to fall fall into correct spots with help of trillion dollars going into the plan every year.
And then a bunch of virgins on an imageboard just magic it all away within a year, the jews cannot control it and they panic.
I seek faith in Kek.
>>77851422
>>77851466
Kek will save America through his Prophet Trump
>>77851349
OH KEK, IS IT IN YOUR POWER TO RESURRECT THE CREW OF THE ENTERPRISE E, ALONG WITH LT.COMDR DATA FOR ONE LAST JOURNEY AMONGST THE STARS???!!! PLEASE LET IT BE SO
>>77851349
>tfw you might unironically believe in a frog god of repeating digits
Because you're already getting out.
Don't waste meme magic on certainties.
>>77843276
Truly, we live in the most interesting times.
You see, there was probably a damned good reason those ancient Egyptians did revere their gods this much. It worked out for them for a very long time, until another Empire with its own gods beat them.... But that was centuries down the line, so we should be fine for now.
>>77851253
You must ask of Kek, not demand.
O lord, Kek, bless our British friends with Exit from the hellish EU and return the world to its glory as you are doing with the US
>>77851600
CHECKED AND PRAISED
>>77851515
Why would you think so, tadpole?
In this thread Kek shows us his love, and blesses our efforts in propelling Trump forward as God Emperor.
>>77851665
Praise Kek.
>>77839879
And I skipped out on this thread, fuck.
>>77851600
Whelp.
>>77851398
Don't worry lads i'll give it another go...
WITNESS ME KEK... 66 OR 55 AND BREXIT
>>77851595
Pepe is his prophet let it be known
>>77850566
this will not end well
we are messing with things beyond our comprehension
>>77851633
This is how it's done, lads.
>>77851600
what the fuck is happening
>>77851633
thank you
truley our greatest ally
kek smiles upon our green island
That's it.
Im converting to kekism.
There's no way I can't praise him.
There is too much proof.
>>77851515
You've double 15s, heretic.
>>77851633
Screw kek.
Look dubs
>>77851087
its an esoteric sort of symbology lost to time
I don't know how we uncovered it, or maybe it is prophesy coming true
>>77834940
Truly I fear the might of Kek, truly His power is glorious
May he grant me many dubs, praise Kek
>>77851187
>he recently offended Trump and he already stated that he can no longer find a woman to fuck because they're afraid of getting hiv.
Not getting sex ever again is bad enough for Charlie Sheen.
>>77848122
7 is actually the number of Christ and God. Christ is 777 which means eternal perfection.
Trump will destroy the infiltration of America of the secret traitors ruled by the globalalists taking them out from within.
Donald Tru. P chosen by God.
Toppers of keks
One for the money
>>77851700
Kek witnesses you, but reminds you not to be prideful in your quest for dubs. Kek gives dubs as He sees fit, and will not be commanded to award particular digits.
>>77851600
Thank you based kek, I look forward to seeing Patrick Stewart and Marina Sirtis on the big screen once again.
>>77851700
t-thats enough r-right?
>>77851515
Britain has angered Kek. They have sinned and must repent for the light of Kek to shine upon them once more.
Verily Kek says unto you, do not walk in the darkness of doubt and sin, for that is the way of the unbelievers.
>>77851700
Is Kek testing the brits in this thread or what?
>>77850235
All the posting of "kek" and "cuck" is what returned him to power, anon.
Every time you called someone a cuck, you made him stronger.
>>77851731
This thread is fucking legendary. Someone archive it or something, I'm going out to eat.
>>77839322
Join us senpai, you already got repeating digits.
>>77851777
Oh the hell with his ill just use a script
KEK GRANT ME THE DIGITS AND BRITONS NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES
>>77851600
So it is written and confirmed by dubs; so it shall be done.
>>77851633
>>77851600
>>77851544
Praise kek and make no demand of him and blessing will be upon you.
>>77851700
...
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
>>77851544
Your God isn't even omniscient. A shit.
Besides, according to meme magic, I'm >>77851337.
>1337
>eat shit /pol-x/
>>77851197
you can get a slowpoke image in 5 seconds man, or are you on a 56k connection?
>>77851834
Praise Kek, brother.
>>77851719
QEK IF 5 BANISH AUSTRALIA
HIS NAME IS KEK:
HE IS A GOD OF CHAOS AND MEMES.
HIS PROPHETS ARE PEPE AND QEK
HE HAS GRANTED US HIS BOON: TRUMP WILL WIN
HE IS WORTHY OF YOUR PRAISE. MENTIONING HIS NAME, DISPLAYING HIS MEMES, OR OBTAINING REPEATING DIGITS EMPOWER HIS MAGIC.
PRAISE KEK
>>77851856
Kek knows that Britain will betray him and his will. Please forgive the English oh mighty lord, they know not their folly
>>77851992
See? QEK has plans for you. And for all of us.
>>77838771
>tfw paranoid about exactly this situation every time I walk between a car on a steep incline and a solid object
>I now feel justified
>>77851558
There will be no need for brexit, lord emperor Trump will bring hellfire to the EU and free the Brits from their cucklords
>>77851884
Oh Lord Qek, if it be thy will, grant me repeating digits that I might vanquish the unbelievers.
>>77852055
Kek has spoken
>>77852055
WITNESSED QEK'S FORGIVENESS
>>77851700
>>77852055
Kek's Will be done.
Trump will be elected.
>>77852055
Are you some kind of high cleric of Kek?
>>77851633
ON TOWARDS GREATNESS!
>>77849569
Who want's M/\c M1llers ph0n3 Num? Respond with tr1ps for brexit to get it....
RULES: you must record the ph0ne convo and upl0ad it. Kek commands it.
>>77851884
Death to Kek
I command dubs
>>77852111
QEK WILLS IT!
>>77851250
>>77851282
just search for "bulgarian frog swastika"
>>77852111
w i t n e s s e d
unbeliever status = vanquished
![_ZIxbtkWetWvh5IzMhalUnJW4wzkrX-R6fyRcxmpefI[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Uk9tGH5.png "ZIxbtkWetWvh5IzMhalUnJW4wzkrX-R6fyRcxmpefI[1]")
KEK please heal me of my illnesses and physical maladies, if it be thy will.
>>77851616
>1616
>two digit dubs
>>77852111
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
I AM OVERWHELMED BY THE MIGHT OF KEK.
HIS POWER IS UNMATCHED.
Lord, I ask of you to grace also those countries with coming elections. Give what you may, as you may, and how you may. Your judgment is above mine, but I ask of you your blessing.
>>77852111
PRAISE KEK
>>77852111
Praise KEK
>>77852111
GOOD LORD
PRAISE HIM
>>77847455
>My only question is how do we worship him appropriately?
By checking these sweet dubs!
>>77852244
kek is based
>>77852201
hush
[spoiler]praise kek[spoiler]
>>77852222
Goddamn this morherfuckinh frog
Give me quads
>>77852244
Arise child
>>77852244
You are blessed by His Amphibious Majesty!
>>77852244
Kek bestows his kindness and mercy upon you.
Heal fast brother. Show praise and gratitude towards the Almighty Kek.
IN THE LIGHT OF KEK ALMIGHTY, I WISH TO REPENT ON BEHALF OF ALL >FUCKING LEAVES
KEK, OH PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND MY KIN FOR ALL PAST TRANSGRESSIONS.
Does Qek approve of my race mixing with a loyal mexican woman?
GIVE ME A SIGN OH LORD
>>77852407
It would appear Kek is rightfully reluctant to forgive leafs...
>>77846181
Why do you want off?
THE RIDE IS ONLY JUST STARTING
>>77852375
You get nothing by demand! Burn, blasphemer
Kek, I pray to you,
I can't sleep. Please give me a good night sleep and Im in your dept forever
I worship you kek.
>>77852407
Fuck you, you spineless sack of shit. Face your imaginary God. Face it, you cuck. Because you're coming with me. Kicking and screaming.
>>77852476
You need to Praise KEK
>>77852111
Thank you my lord, I am honored to stand as your sword and shield.
>>77852454
>their helmets are fucking green too.
oh my god. i mean oh my KEK.
Is dubs enough? should we do other prayers to kek?
Praise COCK!
>>77852529
It's alright, my child. He has many preoccupations at this time and is busy, you must continue to ask of him and he will see your loyalty
>>77841577
Wow
Witnessed a miracle
>>77852585
blessed art thou
>>77852666
Praise KEK
>>77852520
I demand dubs
>>77852632
Show to him simply your loyalty and belief. Pray or sacrifice or whatever you feel is the right way to do this, but the Lord will understand
>>77852666
Praise him
>>77852666
I got 5252. He answered my prayers as he speaks through you, 666 triplet sign.
>>77852666
PRAISE BE TO KEK
Unironically, I feel much calmer now and will sleep like a baby
Kek is real
>>77852766
WITNESSED
KEK, PLEASE GIVE ME A WAIFU THAT MAY GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO BRING LIGHT INTO THIS WORLD WHERE THERE IS DARKNESS, AND ROUT THE WICKEDNESS OUT OF THE MORTAL PLAIN
>>77849555
it's Lana Rain you fucking niggers now stop asking
>>77852666
A true believer will receive the blessings of kek.
May his darkness reign for 1000 years.
>>77852529
>>77852632
You will be more successful if you create OC in his name
Kek does as he pleases, but you might win his favor when you show your dedication to him.
Be well, fellows. I shall see you all in other threads. I've got to go to a Cavs party at this time. May Kek bless our boys
Fuck CuC.
>>77852666
Blessings upon you, brother
We need /KEK/ thread
Praise KEK
Kek, may The Mannis return to rule his rightful realm.
>>77851719
INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER
>>77852955
Kraut gets it
>>77851700
IT'S SOMETHING
>>77853053
Oh Kek, show me who will be the one to divine your oracle.
>>77852970
May kek smile upon steph curry blowing out his acl
>>77852955
OC?
Seriously, I actually prayed irl for kek today. I have never prayed before.
>>77847588
You are summoning Heh now
One of the Ogdoad
Like Kek
His name means infinity
Like how it is spelled in your fancy meme there.
>>77852924
Kek is the bringer of light
>>77839879
That's HYSTERICAL. So glad I got to see some of the fun in real time.
I love it that the owner sperged out. 4chan really justifies its existence at times like this.
TRUMP 2016!!! BREXIT!!!
Qek, I will pledge my life to your service and will become a scribe to your laws and ways.
Chaos be with you.
>>77853132
He his seen as that which occures before light.
Meaning chaos and destruction must come first.
>>77853178
RARE
Actual Kenyan or just a tourist?
So what we have established so far
>Kek is an ancient Egyptian Frog God
>Pepe, a cartoon character who has been around since the ancient days of MySpace
>Trump is his chosen to lead on Earth
>/pol/ is the priesthood
>He speaks to us through repeating digits
>Those who try to stump the Trump are either cursed with death or some other form of JUSTice
Anything else?
>>77843283
Probably one of his handlers, but karma's a bitch anyway
>>77853121
OC = Original Content
A kek picture made by you
for the glory of kek
Kek must be the great awakening of Mayan prophecy that occurred in 2012.
Truly mysterious ways.
Praise Kek the Almighty Meme.
Praise Qek
>>77853319
Fuck Trump.
Fuck a nigger Trump.
Fuck him.
Fuck you, fuck meme magic, fuck kek, fuck all that shit.
Stump the chump.
>>77853319
>JUSTice
Pottery
>>77852454
>>77852606
WHAT HAVE WE DONE
THE MAGIC IS TOO STRONG
>>77844944
He gave you THREE sets of repeating digits. I think the message is pretty clear.
>>77853178
sup Obama
404 this thread.
>>77852955
Kek, Quk, Qek, please accept my humble offering. I am not an artist.
>>77842499
RIP Hilldog
>>77853655
Kek accepts your offering young tadpole.
>>77839879
That thread was absolute gold. Fuck that guy.
>>77853655
Kek likes your offering
>>77850566
dude that's fucked up
>>77853577
I have been blessed
>>77853604
Fuck off
>>77853666
Kek wills it
>>77853655
Praise KEK
give me a sign
>>77853666
KEK WILLS IT
>>77844439
>>77844675
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/05/13/patrick-stewart-pays-homeless-man-5-not-vote-donald-trump-dnussbaum/
>>77853803
No, fuck you.
>>77851809
Very well.
>>77853274
The question is, does Kek want us to join in the chaos or just observe it, check it if you will?
If blessed repeating numbers i'll sacrifice my comfy
>>77853666
HALLELUJAH! PRAISE HIM!
>>77834940
Praise KEK
>>77853480
rip leaf
Kek's wrath shall destroy you
>>77853666
Shillary's days are numbered
>>77853970
Persecute the non-believer!!!
REEEEEEEEE
It's strange though.
Last night I kept getting this feeling in my head about two cars colliding somewhere.
A possible vision of what was to happen to Anton Yelchin this morning?
>>77853996
Worship is good, holy crusades are better
Did you notice that EVERY Kek thread has abnormal amount of repeating digits?
>>77853750
And Benghazi wasn't?
I proclaim this to be the Clinton curse!
>>77854129
Insha'kek
>>77854180
Praise KEK
>>77854129
>>77854180
Satan here. Fuck meme magic.
>>77837415
>>77838908
Kek = The Father
Qek = The Holy Spirit
Kuk = The Wife's Son
>>77849569
This white trash just repeated the mainstream narrative.
>>77854359
You there, Leaf! Will you tempt the wrath of Kek?
>>77851700
Brexit won't come from a referendum but from the collapse of EU and the European Civil War
>>77854544
Hell yes.
kek doesn't exist
>>77854544
Rip
>>77854544
Praise KEK
>>77854544
LEAF BTFO BY KEK
>>77854391
>The wife's son
Fucking kek'd
>>77854664
ok sry kek dude maybe u exist xD
>>77854235
I'm just saying that making a prayer for the death of someone must be some serious stuff and this is all making me paranoid of the super natural. if something does happen to that baby I'd be pretty freaked out.
>>77854648
Then it is my duty to vanquish you. For behold!
>>77852111
I am the chosen one!
Ready your sword and prepare to be vanquished!
>>77854664
Does too
>>77854675
>>77854687
>>77854691
>>77854899
You can't kill me.
>>77854899
Praise KEK
Praise KEK
>>77834940
If d*bs then kek is a chaos god whose power rises the more followers he gains and my post is not spam
>>77854899
Kek is an American, may you bless our messiah Trump
>>77854359
lel of course satan is a leaf
![CZi8c87WcAAR_kD[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e7x2QxR.jpg "CZi8c87WcAAR kD[1]")
