ITT: we post five truths about true blooded Texans
> we love Texas more than America
> Brisket is part of the main food groups
> bow hunting deer and bow fishing gar is fucking fun
> rolls only no biscuits (unless with gravy)
> wolf spiders and brown recluses are fucking EVERYWHERE, so we don't sweat them.
BONUS!!!!
> Austin is a shit hole with shitty country and indie bands coming out every year
> football is the most important sport here next to NASCAR
I typed this while riding my buggy around town
Bump
> we hate all Californians
>>77723273
>>/int/
It's fucking hot here!!!
>>77723273
Dr. Pepper because fuck Coke, even those every soft drink is a type of Coke.
>>77723273
Don't forget all the wonderful Mexicans taking over oh and that Houston is now called the fifth ward. Remember when they shipped all those negro's in after Katrina and they never left? And then there is west Texas might as well call it Mexico.
>>77726316
West Texas fag reporting in. Can confirm. Must. Build. Wall.
>>77726143
>Dr. Pepper
Every pipeliners I know drinks it that and monsters
>>77726453
Where you at? I'm currently in Van Horn building a pipeline toward El Paso to sell natural gas to Mexico
>old western downtown's are the best
Central Texas reporting in. Pls build wall fast I'm going to be drowning in blue soon
>>77726316
I went to Houston once. I hope I never have to go back. 90° @ 90% humidity and nonwhites as far as the eye can see. It's terrible.
>>77726689
Midland/Odessa area. I was working with one of the largest operators in the Permian back last year. Got laid off recently and can't find shit. The beaners working for all the service companies are fucking retards who cannot work safely.
>>77726799
This.
Houston is so shit.
Wichita falls masterrace.
Austin fag here! Bush & Perry fucked this city up to the point of no return
>>77726973
We have a lot of problems with safety too. The contractors are using cheap labor mostly Mexican. I swear it's almost daily that one wrecks a truck, gets hurt or gets fired for failing a random
Lubbock here,
Had to go to the DC area for work just recently. I want to go back already. I miss grid layout cities, and the roads are so much bigger in Texas.
>>77727606
Mein negger
>>77726316
>>77726799
>>77727130
I live south of Houston in a suburb I can confirm Houston's a total shit hole.
Especially after it's best whiskey bar close there.
Oddly enough there is a whole lot of Asians in Houston suburbs.
So how bad is it pol that I have a crush on a blue eyed light skinned Mexican girl?
Austin is shit, that is true.
But I prefer baseball rather than NASCAR and football
>>77727130
I prefer NE but North Texas still best Texas
>>77723273
>more than america
That's fucking ridiculous, Texas has had help from the Union since before we even joined. I don't like this current Federal govt but I'm an American first and foremost. I do revel in the fact that Texas could conquer all of Central America, probably South America too, if it wanted to bust out nukes.
Whataburger and chick fil a are the only approved fast food joints
>>77727606
Tech fag pls go
Pros:
>good food
>slutty women
>low cost of living
Cons:
>horrible weather. 90% humidity for 9 months out of the year
>high obesity rate
>too many religious people
>dangerous drivers + poorly maintained roads
>It's only a matter of time before we take this cuck nation in the right direction, by force if necessary
>>77728672
this
Smoking a brisket as we speak!
t. Texan
>>77728426
>he likes America more than Texas
Get the fuck out
>>77726012
Kek.
>>77728132
>So how bad is it pol that I have a crush on a blue eyed light skinned Mexican girl?
White hispanics are fine, last two girls I dated were white hispanics. One blond with blue eyes, other auburn hair and green eyes. qtπs for sure
>>77723273
Thirty six year old native Texan, I only agree with the first (and I guess fifth) one but it's the most important so I'm not sweating the rest.
wew lads
>>77723273
> Austin is a shit hole with shitty country and indie bands coming out every year
Texan here. OP is a faggot and a shitposter!
Austin is a shit hole of liberals.
>>77731333
Maybe you're right, now I just have to be not socially retarded so I can go out with the girl
>>77727286
Fuck you
Buid THE WALL........North of TEJAS
>>77723273
Texas is love.
>>77731669
45 elevated headed south taken from i-10 headed into town.
What's her kik doofus
>>77726316
You know 5th ward is just a section of houston right. Theres a third fourth first and second. Also montrose which is basically San fran in houston, the really white rich area woodforest and the party club area midtown.
Texan here. Fuck niggers
DFW reporting in
>>77723273
>rolls only no biscuits
Confirmed for fake Texan. Buttermilk biscuits, wheat biscuits, biscuits and jam/preserves, I could go on.
All Native Texans report in
> Austin Reporting (sorry)
>>77723273
Fuck off Commiefornian
>implying the downfall of every western state and nation hasn't partially been attributed to their success.
Last thing we need is to advertise our state.
>>77729079
Pro to the con humidity toughens you up as you learn to deal with it
Bastrop reporting in
>>77726316
>>77726316
>oh and that Houston is now called the fifth ward
There's multiple wards in Houston you uneducated fuckwit. Thanks for proving you know nothing about the 4th largest city in America.
>>77727286
Nice b8 faggot.
>>77723273
GIG 'EM AGGS!
North Houston here. Sure, downtown may have a lot of dindu Katrina transplants but you can avoid them if you know what you're doing. I love this city, used to hate it, but grew to love it. If you can put up with some hipster flavor, East End is the place to be.
Also it's hot as hell here, plz stop sun
>>77728132
I live in suburbs to the West of Houston, and I have to say, desu, it's not that bad.
Mostly white people, since property is so goddamn expensive around here. I'm also glad we have one of the largest medical centers to be proud of. It's good for my degree plan.
Do you think any of this will get better at some point? I think we are hosting one of the future Super Bowls pretty soon.
>>77727286
The hipsters ruined Austin all by themselves.
>>77735634
Have y'all found those lost pines
>>77735336
Ayyyyyee Dallasbro
>>77736069
from flower mound, you?
>>77735938
If by "better" you mean more expensive, then yes. Now that living "in the inner loop" is "cool & trendy" and now that Dallas is full of rich faggots and Austin is full of rich faggots with guitars, Houston will be ruined next. It's already happening with the hipsters pricing out Montrose and shit. East End & Third Ward are next on the chopping block.
TL;DR: Rich people ruin everything.
>>77735451
San Antonio reporting in. Buc-ees a best.
>>77735336
>>77736069
Best DFW here, fuck Dallas.
>>77723273
I moved to Texas in April and it's pretty fucking based. Gun laws, everyone goes 85 on the interstate, not any niggers to speak of, fuckload of empty land to chill on. And my county has year round bowhunting so that's fucking rad. The heat doesn't really bother me because I'm from the south anyways.
>who /texoma/ here
>>77735451
18 years Hurst, 4 years college station, 14 years North Fort Worth/Keller reporting in.
>>77731313
I thought y'all had a 120 heat advisory this week?
>>77736261
fort worth has the worst little brother syndrome
>>77735958
No the real estate developers did. They tore down all the rural parts of Austin and sold it to Californians who have totally fucked up the place with their douchebaggery and invitations to all Midwestern losers who want to pretend to be hipsters
>>77736188
Kek, live just outside of beltway 8, I shall be spared the destruction for a bit longer, hopefully long enough that I can move to the mountains in North Carolina before everything turns to complete shit.
>>77736390
Fort Worth on numerous top 10 best cities to live in countrywide lists.
>>77723273
210 here, can confirm op
Also want to add, we don't hate the legal mexicans because most of them work hard and raise their families with good christian or catholic values, plus they cook good and the women will ride your dick off
>>77736517
dallas will always be better buddy :^)
that being said i really like fort worth and would rather be there than any other place in texas
>>77723273
New Braunfels reporting in.
I was shot in the back by NATO rounds in south america
now I pop ecstasy all the time and play with the fun drugs
>>77736533
What's up, fellow spic?
Everyone in San Antonio is honorary Mexican/White interchangeably. Mexicans here are great.
>>77736126
HEB representan.
>>77736188
Houston feels a bit like LA, I just don't see the "rich" affecting it as much. Too greasy, too much oil, too many people there already. I'm surprised Galveston hasn't been bought put by rich faggots though, all those nice Victorian homes for cheap.
>>77736188
I think the reason Austin was ruined has a lot to do with the size of the city itself. I went to UT 2009-2013 and that was the tail end of it getting bad. Nothing to do but expand north and south and push the minorities east of 35.
Point being, I think Houston is too big to fail in that way.
>>77723273
>we love Texas more than America
This is very true. Fuck Uncle Sam.
>>77736241
Was at a titty bar the other week and this one chick had cut off most of the bottom of a buc ees shirt and made it into a slutty stripper outfit, couldn't stop laughing
>>77726689
>Van Horn
that place is a dump
im coming to taxas soon! i will meet a couple nice small girls there! all we have over here a shitskins
Laredo here.
Can't wait for the wall.
in Texas everyone owns a gun
>>77736724
Not much friend, just sitting around enjoying the fact I don't live in Austin.
>>77723273
Texas is the Bavaria of America, except instead of Muslims we have niggers from Katrina.
>>77736933
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>77736794
Part of it is the geography and the pre-existing "keep Austin weird" campaign. Austin straddles the beautiful Colorado river, has rolling hills and a near-tropical forest.
>>77728672
Bush's and Cane's are better than that shithole chik-fil-a where the lettuce tastes like literal cardboard
>>77736856
We finally got buc ees in far north Fort Worth, hoping to see same idea implemented at Bucks cabaret soon.
>>77736933
You fuckers are all over Irving and Las Colinas, we have enough Indians thanks.
>>77737045
>>77728672
i agree with that anon, canes is much better than chik fil a. and chik fil a is awesome.
>>77737159
I'm with you, I love all 3. Cane's is best though.
>>77723273
Texas here
Can confirm.
>>77736933
We have enough poo smell from the Mexicans.
You have to go back, pajeet. Your curry stench is insufferable.
>>77737034
It's a beautiful city, don't get me wrong. I miss it sometimes, but Houston is much more "authentic" if that makes sense.
muh 5 truths
>no state income tax
>highest number of fortune 500 companies
>knows how to make chili
>rainy day fund
>has it owns electricity grid
>>77727977
Nice 7evens cliff
Mansfield fag reporting in
>>77737332
I totally know what you mean, Austin feels like an upper class hipster commune, Houston feels like a gritty city with a personality.
You know why? Californians Aand West Coaster liberals. They have this atmosphere around them that infects wherever they are.
>yfw you don't live in Austin
>>77723273
I was given my grandparents house about an hour west of Amarillo. I'm currently living in Ca, but thinking about moving out to it. Just worried about finding work, since I have such soft hands.
>>77736533
This man speaks truth.
I work at one of the Home Depots on the south side. Hispanics everywhere, but almost all of them have jobs even the illegals. And Wednesday enchiladas at The Curve are a state treasure.
>>77734449
Thanks Chile
>>77737568
>Houston feels like a gritty city with a personality.
That's what I love about Houston. And that's also why these motherfuckers who keep building $1 million town homes that look like minimalist garbage (knocking down warehouses and such in the meantime) make me sick.
>>77737766
Woah home depot, no shit man. What store? I'm overnight freight at fair avenue.
>>77737568
>Houston feels like a gritty city with a personality.
Very good way to put it. Houston has its fair share of California transplants (shit, I grew up in California - oil). But the size and nature of the city dilute them.
Who Corpus here?
Literally ethnic border between Texas and New Texico.
>>77736933
Same, accept ill be moving. I'm not sure about the "small girls" part. But I hope to meet a couple of white women over there. H town has some fine hosuewives
>>77737865
I was just there yesterday :)
hung out with hobo nogs
>>77738032
Welcome Britbro. I think you'll like it here.
>>77737949
SE Military, key carrier. Mah nigga.
>>77738032
where are you coming from in britain
6th generation Texan here. Texas would be a lot better if ALL major cities were neutron bombed along with all border cities and towns.
DFW bro here, who was at the rally on Thurs????
>>77738372
So one of your ancestors was Mexican?
>>77737974
Part of it is the massive swathes of industrial areas which helps retain Houston's blue collar heritage. Problem is Mexicans are buying up and coming here- I don't mind Mexicans at all, just the massive amount of them to where they are dominating entire areas without any benefits.
And yeah, Louisiana niggers.
>>77737865
I'd say get the people involved but this city elected a dyke mayor. Pretty sure it wasn't the blue collar masses.
>>77726316
White German Houstonion here born and raised here.
Downtown and immediately around it are not places you want to live. Also the traffic is the worst anywhere in the world. Besides that though there is nothing but plus sides:
>tons of clubs and bars and new ones all the time
>very low cost of living and housing prices outside the city
>most of us live outside the city and commute there besides the mud races ofc
>Tons of single girls
>based Galveston is right there for having the real fun
>economic powerhouse of the United states
>tfw you realize without us the u.s. would be fucked and would run out of food oil and power in a matter of days
>tfw more and more exotic foreign restaurants opening
>tfw galleria
Htown is pretty dank just not to live in but that is why all the whites/rich blacks live in places like Katy and shit and not in or near downtown.
But Galveston is the best fucking love that place.
>>77728132
Kek hello i45 bro long time no see.
Move to league city
>>77739789
I don't have anything against Mexicans either, most I've met here are bro tier. I just wouldn't want them to replace whites demographically.
On a side note, my parents were "west coast liberals," grew up in the Bay Area. Since moving to Texas 10 years ago, they've become progressively redpilled. Maybe some of that is wisdom in age.
>>77728132
Sorry you live in the shitty burbs.
Gentrification has taken over the city. We are running the niggers and spics out with 500k+ houses. It's amazing.
Btw. Poison girl is still the best whisky bar in town and it's still open.
>>77739873
Spring here, totally agree
50% White
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0
>>77729079
>slutty women
ive spent 2 years in katys, i would not say slutty women, but beautiful and sexy women who are not affraid to parade in high heels and american bikinis, it was like a dream come true.i loved texas.
>>77723273
Live in NYC and I wanna move to texas
>Gunz
>Huge ass roads that go on for miles with no one on them
>Low COLA
But how would one avoid, Mexicans, ghettos, extreme heat, deadly spiders, deadly snakes, and ultra rednecks
>>77740231
Nice. Shame about leaving the Bay, it has some gorgeous places. I was in the East Bay for 4 years, miss it sometimes.
But yeah, reality usually supplants idealism.
>>77737865
As someone who knocked down a shithole 1920s property and built a nice contemporary property in it's place. Fuck off. I don't want to live like the spics down the street.
Houston's charm is that there's no zoning . If the house next to me (still occupied by shit tier renters) is knocked down and replaced by a business or high rise, so be it.
>>77740760
>Huge ass roads that go on for miles with no one on them
traffic is awful just about everywhere if you live near one of the 5 major cities. well i don't know about san antonio's traffic actually, but i assume it's similar.
sounds like you want to live in the country.
>>77727130
>Wichita Falls
>master race
Pick one
That's a nice college y'all have there. Bet you wish you were Fort Worth
>>77739873
Heights, Montrose, Midtown, River Oaks?
Basically all of the best restaurants and bars in town and the hottest property values.
Delusional suburb faggots trying to justify their strip centers and master planned communities.
>>77741012
>sounds like you want to live in the country.
desu I would probably want a mix of both. I'd want cool neighbors but not be able to see them from my house. And still live somewhat close to a city.
I may have to compromise at a later date, because right now I can't afford to leave NYC especially without a profession or job.
>>77740848
Berkely? The Bay Area is a beautiful place full of ideologically ugly people.
>>77741318
there's good land north of DFW, kind of near the border with oklahoma. lots of wide open spaces.
east texas is a little rednecky and very forested. west texas is boring
>>77741318
>>77741604
North and west of Fort Worth are breddy good to get out but not be too far away. Especially if you go west to Weatherford or end up west of Denton.
But beware, we are ever growing and far enough might not be after a while.
>>77737865
its happening everywhere though, I live in Tampa fl and some idiot developer from NY thought it would be a great idea to build apartment complexes with stores underneath, well the commercial space has been vacant for over 2 years, who the fuck would goto a commerical store in someone elses neighborhood 30 miles in the suburbs. The northerners (mostly boomers) come and ruin our states with their bullshit. I cant wait until they all fuck off and die
>>77741604
Ya know DFW and west texas keeps coming up. I am looking at those the most
I personally always considered "Texas" its own thing. Not south, west, mid west or even Mexico. Always thought of it as a mix of everything and none all at the same time.
Lastly is remembering the Alamo very important in Texas
>>77740760
kill yourself faggot
>>77741591
Vallejo/American Canyon/Fairfield. Vallejo was a redpill.
>>77742217
your second line is very correct.
east texas is very deep south-y, houston and surroundings is kinda like louisiana, DFW is pretty bland but still cool, west is very southwest, south is mexico, austin for how shitty it is is very unique etc.
great state. bound to happen with how large it is and the history we've had
>>77740948
No, you fuck off. The reason why we don't have any historical buildings is because of faggots like you that think they're somehow "above" everyone else.
Hate to break the news to you, but you're actually worse than the people you just bitched about.
>>77742991
In his defense zoning created ghettos, just look at fucking South Dallas, its a mirror of Detroit.
Live in California. I've been to Texas twice. Had a great time on both occasions. The people were nice and the food was great. I'm wouldn't move their though. Plenty of Texans told me how pissed of they were over Californian transplants and I wouldn't want to piss people off. I am jealous of your gun laws though
>>77740948
Found the Californian. Fuck off Jose you'll never be white and you're starting to ruin The Woodlands
I just spent this week driving across this state multiple times shuffling trus for this company from Houston, to Tulsa Oklahoma, then to El Paso, back to houston. Texas truly is a beautiful state.
>>77739873
>Downtown and immediately around it are not places you want to live
If you're some namby-pamby faggot (which is what you sound like) then yeah, you probably don't want to live in downtown Houston or around it.
If you're not a faggot it's cool as fuck.
>>77723273
isn't texas pretty much mexican now?
>>77742991
If I want historical I'll go to Europe.
No one comes to Houston for the rich cultural history you dumb nostalgic faggot. It's a city built on a swamp. I expect in 100 years that my home will be knocked down for something better and that the cycle will repeat itself.
If you want old and quaint, move to the north east.
Houston is for those who don't carry the baggage of the past.
>>77723273
Texan food group
>brisket (bricky)
>steak
>bv nuggies
>pecan pie
>>77743496
Yes
>>77742217
https://youtu.be/JREkqCvLzSo
>>77743439
Shhh. The Katy folk still think that their new Salt Grass and Olive Garden are the bees knees.
Never mind the multiple residential high rises going up in downtown. It's still the same destitute hell hole it was 20 years ago in their mind.
>>77743589
One of the reasons Houston gets shit on (like how you're doing now) is because it isn't "seen" as having the prerequisites of a "great" city, such as a rich history. Which we DO have, if fags like you wouldn't keep trying to build over it.
>>77723273
>wolf spiders
i dont they they will even bite you either unless you try to get bit by one
>>77743981
Dude didn't even mention Black Widows, so I'm pretty sure he's from NY or some other state.
More refugees are settled in Texas than any other state, and the majority of those are settled in west Texas because it's cheaper to live there.
Texas ultimate cuck.
I want to like Texas so much, but I just can't.
>>77739873
>worst traffic anywhere in the world
>not LA, Toronto, NYC, Kuma, Beijing, Singapore, etc.
top keks my based texan friend
per capita, toronto has more deaths per km/miles travelled than almost anywhere outside of pakistan/india/china and our traffic is at least as bad as LA
>>77723273
I was in Texas for a bit over a month; largely in San Antonio, but had a stopover at the DFW airport.
San Antonio was too hot and humid and brown. That was my experience.
>>77723273
is brisket not a jewish thing?
I'm moving to the best city in Texas soon - Austin :D
>>77741012
Right now the SA traffic is goddamned atrocious. It's really bad at the major interchanges, like 10/35 on the southside and 1604/EVERYTHING on the northside. That said, SA is dumping a metric fuckton of money into infrastructure and it's getting completed pretty quickly.
>>77744057
i got bit by a black widow once and it wasnt that bad
it was very hot around the area and swollen and itchy for like 4 days or so
way more worried about recluses
Everything's bigger in Texas.
Know how to spot a real Texan? The mobility scooter.
>>77736004
They burned.
>>77744366
Another prominent area Texas is bigger: chromosome count.
Seriously though, love you faggots and your superior penis envy.
>>77723273
I live in Texas. It fucking sucks. Most Mexicans are cool but the blacks came here from new Orleans and royally fucked us over. Before then it was 90% nice people. Now it's 70% nice little. But small difference but don't forget that it only takes one bad event to ruin your night / life
>>77742991
>think they're somehow "above" everyone else
wealth literally makes you above everyone else
>>77723273
Lol no
Fuck this shit hole
Always whining about secession
Weather is like being between two sweaty balls all year
Everything is cheap because everyone knows this place is a fucking joke
60+ % Mexican
Houston
Austin
No seriously fucking Houston
Just stop OP, stop being a Texas snake oil salesman, this place is fucking trash
>>77744247
Do us a favor and don't.
>>brisket
>>dr. pepper
>>breakfast tacos
>>100 degrees all day/err day
love it
>>77735451
Fort Worth about to attend college station
>>77744615
I'll be there in 3 months fellow Texas.
>>77744775
>about to attend college station
You mean you're about to attend A&M you idiot. Aggie detected.
>>77744879
Thanks for the clarification retard
Fuck Aggies, though. Chinstrap beards nad cargoshorts, drinking light beer and trying to act hard. They all get jacked up trucks they don't know how to drive post-college and cause slowdowns on the highways.
>>77744555
Your trip dub trips only prove that rich people get things without trying.
Getting things without trying proves you're below the lowest of the low. You probably don't even know how to cook food, change a tire or screw in a fucking lighbulb.
Maybe if you actually had value other than shitposting and holding on to a bunch of fiat currency you might be above a few pedophiles and alcoholics but until you actually figure out how to make something out of yourself, you're at the bottom.
Houstonian reporting in. Yall remember to drink plenty of cold beer today, stay hydrated senpai
>>77743951
I'm not shitting on Houston. I've invested a lot of money into making it a better place. If the crack shack that once stood where my houses is now constitute culture and history in your mind I'm afraid we're just not on the same page.
No worries though, I'd still buy you a beer at my neighborhood bar. It has been open since 1982! Gotta support the local historical businesses.
>>77745043
Other than that, I'd say Texas is GOAT. Houston is still like a sweaty asshole full of niggers but you learn to just ignore it.
>>77745088
>I've invested a lot of money into making it a better place
The roleplaying board is this way:
>>>/qst/
>>77745083
It's after 5pm. Already switched to hard liquor (on the rocks, of course).
>>77745081
>so what if you can gentrify an entire district of Houston, you still don't know how to change a lightbulb! HA!
is that seriously your point
Me no hablo English
>>77745083
No need. I hear thunder. It's going to rain.
>>77745236
>>77745088
>tfw moved into the warehouse district
>gentrifying the shotgun shacks
>I raised rent prices just by smiling and nodding at a passerby today
>>77745377
How's El-Paso?
Can any fellow houston fags reccomend a good bbq joint? Like a mom and pop one? No pappas or spring creek
>>77745377
Ni tampoca espanol coche hijo de le verga.
>>77743842
kek what a shitty state
>>77745088
I lived in memorial heights for awhile. Every shotgun house and one story shithole that gets bought up and bulldozed is a step towards fixing the city. The whole east side and most of the south side of the city is shit though. I wish it would just have some kind of great chicago fire so progress could move in.
>>77745401
Which part of town? Sun is still out here in the woodlands
>>77745236
If only it were a fantasy. Unfortunately my property tax bill says otherwise.
>>77744788
Enjoy the traffic, toll roads, high cost of living, shitty weather, hipsters, year round allergies, high humidity, moldy homes with low quality construction, freeway rock throwers, crooked city counsel that hates everything about white people except for the high taxes they pay.
Tell me about property taxes.
http://u.zillow.com/p5g0fM
I need to know for sure if that $7500 per month really does include the yearly taxes on this property.
Im going to be a doctor of some kind in texas ten years from today hopefully.
>>77745637
South. Close to Pasadena.
>>77723273
nascar is a nowhere near as popular as football, do you even texas
> we love texas more than America
No shit
Also, youre probably one of those southern type assholes I live around who say that white american is the only ethnic group a white man can be here, because a German-American would be silly.
> even if he loves germany moar than merica
>>77745683
Estimated amount never includes tax. Add 50% for tax and insurance.
>>77745683
Houston has a good medical center by the way, you planning on working at MD Anderson?
>>77740715
A FUCKING LEAF
I am in Katy Texas and all I see are Poo in Loos(indias), mudslims, Venezuelans, and Beaners. I fucking hate Indians
>>77745617
The Heights is pretty much built out, though. Those little bungalows are over half a million dollars. I prefer the 'trose. All the broke hipsters got shotgunned out into the warehouse district and third ward, since the yuppies moved in to Montrose and Washington ave. We are the fire.
>>77745520
Hickory hollow dude. There are probably better places in worse parts of town, but at least you don't worry about getting shot when you walk to your car after dark.
>>77746043
I thought that was Sugarland. I thought Katy was this mix of middle-class blacks and generic suburbanites that come to Houston on the weekends.
>>77726316
Most of my friends are hispanic. Yeah, indios and cholos/first, second generations are shit, but the people that've been here awhile are all right.
>>77745671
Austin has tons of high paying jobs with not that high of a cost of living, too. Also I heard Austin is gentrifying.
>>77745903
Shut up homo
>>77746067
>trose
Are you posting from Brasil right now? Snacking on your organic burger and a nice Saint Arnold?
>>77746400
Oh, fuck Brazil. Niko Niko's, too. God damn meme restaurants for out the loopers. Still, no one, no one can deny that Saint Arnold is a good brewery.
>>77746300
>not that high of a cost of living, too. Also I heard Austin is gentrifying.
You're about 3 years late to the party, I highly recommend you bring a decent bankroll or have a job lined up before you move here.
>>77745927
So would a solid $10k cover it. I dont think i would take that on unless i got a wife with a job to split some of the bills.
>>77745986
Yea man, that or just about anywere in texas i could get residency. I need to leave california(and serbia). A house is a house, im sure i wont be homeless. Im looking at being a gastroenterologist hopefully. I gotta get into internal first.
>>77745543
I think about the only more embarrassing possible state we could have than Texas is England. Fuck those faggots. I'd take Pakistan first. Least the shittiest of the natives already moved to England.
>>77746067
Yea, I don't think there is very man real property bargains left in west houston. I think there are a lot of bigger older homes in developed neighborhoods that are undervalued either now or very soon.
The main thing I liked about the heights was being able to walk in the nice parks by the bayou, but I don't think the flooding will ever get fixed so buying in that area doesn't make sense to me.
>>77745927
The estimated mortgage ammount literally mentions the taxes so i totally dont understand. Are they tacking on taxes to the mortgage and then i gotta pay a property tax after on top of that too?
>>77746579
>fuck niko nikos
Woah chill brother
My best friend says after I finish my current job, he could basically get me a job with Dallas PD the next week. Is it worth it? Is Dallas a cool place to settle?
>>77746897
Why does everyone from the suburbs like that place? You guys all come here and instagram yourselves eating an overpriced, mediocre gyro, then take another picture in front of that rainbow painted wall with all the drips on it, before heading back to the Woodlands or wherever. It's a total meme. You might as well go to Theo's, it's no better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlGqN3AKOsA
>>77746776
>So would a solid $10k cover it.
Depends on the tax rate in Spring, it would be close to $10k. You will also have to account for utilities and maintenance on a place like that it.
>>77723273
Texas is the best place on Earth, much less America. Sorry faggots.
>>77746894
You need to talk to a lender and they will tell you exactly what the monthly will be, some people account their taxes separately.
The estimated mortgage is notoriously low to encourage people to look at more expensive properties.
>>77747180
Nigger i was eating at nikos when it was just a shack. I grew up off westheimer and moved to the woodlands cuz i got tired of seeing blacks and entitled faggots like you. I hope the shitty apartment in the loop your parents are paying for burns down.
>>77746343
6'1 red blond germanic master race here
You would be the homo tecas faggot
Or should I say, "Tejas faggot"
>>77747045
Yes, the entire DFW area is pretty good and convenient
>>77745749
>Pasadena
I worked 911 there, I'm sorry anon
>>77747955
Are you even German?
>>77747257
True that my friend. I'm so glad something like this even exists in america. In Europe you must be multi millionaire for that kind of home. Not a doctor. Doctors in Europe make at best the equivalent of 80K USD AFTER TAX. Except switzerland. Switzerland is nice.
>>77748336
Texas has a great healthcare and hospital network too. Scott and white is one of the best arguably in the world. Plus the cost of living here is super cheap even in the cities
>>77743322
Nothing wrong with red pulled California transplants
>>77748336
Also there is a huge Eastern European (especially Czech) in Texas.
>>77747841
You people come here and make an obnoxious ruckus at every bar and cafe you go to, then take those cheesy photos in front of shitty street art, like it's so original. Stay quarantined to the generica up north. Woodlands fags are either Calirats or new money.
>apartment parents are paying for
That's, again, Woodlands kids who are "in a band" despite just hanging out at Avant Garden and Agora all day.
>>77748961
Population/culture fuck
>>77735938
>>77740263
I didn't mean to imply the suburbs here were horrible just Houston.
It's mostly whites and ok'ish working middle-class Mexicans here.
>>77740006
Sorry I'm not i45 bro, and that's a pic of northbound 35 south of Alvin.
I don't know her kik, I don't really now her either she's just a qt cashier.
>>77748181
Not by birth no. I have the blood though.
In this age where texas fags arent american and anybody can just be anything like a, " dragonkin" or what the fuck ever, ill be german. Ive never felt American, since I really didnt grow up like an average murr-can nor was I treated like one.
I have lived the kike holocaust grade school propagoy-nda, and was always a Nazi growing up. Even by colored, "americans."
Well it left an impression, I guess. Dig the 2nd Amendment though.
> mein glockpistole auf Österreich
>>77746400
What's wrong with a nice organic burger
>>77748961
Oh I'm tired of half the eastern europeans. Communist sympathizers I tell you. Oh would not mind never seeing another eastern european.
>>77749097
Fuck Houston it went even further down the drain after hurricane Katrina and all the negroes flooded in.
>>77740263
Poison Girl is alright. I like Grand Prize, Voodoo Queen (grungy, be forewarned) and Axel Rad (beer garden). It gets way too packed on weekends, for how small it is and you see too many douchebags who should be at Kung Fu or Dogwood.
>>77749334
Ah well hopefully you don't run into any when you move kek. Good luck on your journey mate can't wait to have you a part of the Texan family in 10 years. Hopefully all the illegals get deported by then.
>>77749388
It was never good. The weather alone makes it impossible to ever be good. You just make peace with the hell and get attached.
>>77749587
I'll make sure to join the local gun club in your honour.
This is a post for me. Central Texan here sadly live near Austin. Its 45 mins always but we need to rid Austin holy shit
>>77744353
everything
Houston here. God bless this great state of ours.
>>77723273
>Texans are some of the most self-centered, lazy, short tempered, overweight people in the U.S.
>y'all obsession with blue bell makes no fucking sense becuase its like eating ice cream that's been dregged in sand and anguish
>you talk big but have so many liberals and ill eagles that you're a liberal shithole
>in no other state have i seen so many horrible drivers, being so bad that they have fucking illuminated signs that keep count of highway deaths per year
>The fucking heat is impossible to bear when you have small children given that it rarely drops below 90 during the summer
BONUS
>that highway sign thing? In 2015 it was about 1000 dead that is more that 900 more than died in Nebraska
>>77751475
>I have no idea how to greentext
>>77751475
Texas population: 27.4 million
Nebraska population: 1.88 million
This faggot can't math.
San Antonio Fag here
>Fast lane is slow lane
>Mexican is first language
>Taco's are good
>I hate Mexicans
>Spurs
>>77735228
FUCK OFF CHILI
>>77749408
Grand Prize is great, it never gets too crowded, weekends it's usually the right size. Poison Girl is getting too many yuppies for my taste and I'd rather got Rudyard's if I'm in the area. Voodoo Queen ain't bad, just not a fan of mixed drinks, the vibe is good.
There are some good places off of main street like Capt. Foxhearts or OKRA. Easy pub crawl with the light rail there.
you faggots voted for rato,spic loving fucks
>>77752714
The fucking bush dynasty decides how we vote with how many cuckservatives we have.
>>77751678
Not a case of math, go fucking drive around other states and tell me they drive even close to similarly with you roadhogging mongrels.
>>77751634
Who cares, it's an easy tool for making lists.
Burleson here, fuck Fort Worth.
>>77729079
Pretty much this, except the slutty women
>>77740760
We dont want you faggot
>>77723273
>Austin is shit with shit bands
Disagree:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOAmaUnH2gg&index=4&list=PL3KTN73CQBDaAIMD4oitS1mGFWCttn7AQ
The Sword are fantastic. They just happen to be from the shithole that is Austin.
>>77754869
Not bad. Could be better
>>77735451
I moved into my east austin house 5 blocks from downtown in March, while Austin was still cool ;)
>Worst Traffic
>Singapore
Houstonian who lived in Singapore, reporting in. I've lived through both; Houston has the worst traffic in the US. Hell, one of the reasons I lived in Singapore was because virtually no traffic exist.
Dallas reporting
>>77723273
Commiefornians are moving in Texas.
