>GIRTHY PENIS
>TRUTHFULLY 9 INCHES ERECT
#NEVERTRUMP BTFO
FEMALE VOTE GUARANTEED
ITS OVER
LITERALLY, HOW CAN HILLARY EVEN COMPETE?
>>77475525
No wonder little Marco was so fixated on it.
>>77475525
omg
>>77475649
>LITTLE Marco
AHAHAHHAHAHA LOOK AT HIS SMALL PENIS
>mfw I'll never have it
>>77475525
This is how the #girther movement was sired.
>>77475525
He's never had a cup of coffee?
Interesting.
>>77475525
Some people are just born to have it all...
>turns out, all we needed was somethin big to slap muslims when they look at their box
Rubio on suicide watch.
I bet his dick is 6 inches. Thought he was so clever insulting a much bigger man's penis.
FAG VOTE GUARANTEED
LEGBUTTS LOVE HIM
Bow down to the king
BBC BTFO BY THE GLORIOUS GIRTHY DONALD DONG
>>77475525
DICKLETS BTFO
>>77475525
Kek
my 5 incher is jelly
>>77475525
BIG DON
King Don(g)
Retarded
My 7 incher can only hope to grow up to be like the Don's dong
>>77475525
kek
That would be awesome if it were true.
I can't imagine Donald on coffee. The world would end from that amount of energy.
>>77475525
i wonder who/why OP retrieved this information
>>77475525
>"he hasn't drank coffee ever" arbitrarily mentioned at the bottom of the pic, somehow also happens to be accidentally cropped in the pic too
>the point of the pic is to actually subconsciously promote his "insane willpower" as there's no man who hasn't drank coffee in this world and being a billionaire without doing so would be a huge display of willpower and stamina
Yet another campaign thread Iads? Genuinely interested, how much are you getting paid? Wish I could spend my days of shitposting the same way but get paid for it. The B*lgarian $300 wage per month sucks to be honest family
>>77475934
I am also curious about this. Is he a tea or maybe soda or energy drink person? Or does he not in to caffeine at all?
As a fellow giant dicker, he has all the tells of one of us. Extreme confidence in the face of women
Too bad he actually has a good face unlike me
>>77475956
>this product HARAMS you and the people around you
Fake. I've read the DNC report, and this is not in there.
>>77476470
post pic with timestamp
otherwise you have a vagoo between legs
>>77476450
I read in Art of the Deal he likes orange juice and tomato juice and coke but mostly drinks water.
>>77475525
HOW CAN NU-MALES COMPETE?
Got that big daddy schlong
>>77475525
>tfw I have a bigger dick than the god emperor
Feels good knowing I'm better than him in at least one way.
>tfw only 7"
I'll never be worthy.
>>77476684
We all know chefs at Wendys stump with ease
Don't rub it in p-please
>>77476438
>>77476373
We do it for free.
By the way we'll be able to identify Hillary shills once their tax returns come out. Enjoy your shit pay while it lasts. Scum .
>>77475998
More like 4 inches erect, he's basically another elliot
>>77476438
i don't drink coffee either m8 it's not a big deal
>his sons are even taller/bigger than him
>fucking Eric is 6'5"
>Barron is like 5'9 at 10 years old
whadafuck
He might have way more money, but at least I have a big ol magnum dong swinging between my legs too
>>77475525
I'm only 5 inches :(
>tfw barely 5 inches
will I ever please a woman
Huge cock reporting in too.
But it doesn't matter when you don't have wads of cash to throw around like he does.
>>77476916
Alpha cum in god-tier women makes god-tier alpha children.
>>77476872
There's a huge difference between having so much free time and energy in your day that you shitpost on 4chan and being a billionaire who's constantly flying for some meeting
Most billionaires' lifestyles are literally impossible without caffeine
>>77476132
this is getting weird
HAHAHAHAHAH
THANK YOU BASED DON
>>77477055
Caffeine has placebo effects only in about 15% of the population.
>>77476916
There's a video about one of Trumps golf courses where Trump says Eric is 6'6".
>>77475525
>mfw only 6.5 inches
>>77477278
What
That's not true because basically everyone I know who lifts, and possibly 90% of /fit/, takes an overdose before workout to specifically boost energy and muscle coordination. And you can actually feel it. There's no fucking way its a placebo in any way
holy shit
"I guarantee you there's no problem"
fucking Ivana
Never had a cup of fucking coffee, really? Next minute - 9 inch penis.
>>77477114
>a trump thread on 4chan literally praising his penis
Its getting weird?
its been there for some time friend
>mfw the same people who are actively participating in this thread are the same people who use cuck as an insult, while allowing themselves to be cucked by donald
cough cough
>>77477001
>>77476989
>>77476964
>>77476337
>>77476336
>>77476216
>>77476245
>>77476214
>>77476168
>>77476132
>>77475998
>>77475933
>>77475832
>>77476132
I CANT HANDLE ALL THIS DONALD DICK
>>77476734
Don't feel too bad bro. At least 7 inches is average.
>>77477523
Wait I use cuck as an insult? I was unaware.
>>77476438
Other people on the world have free time to do with what they choose. Get back to work, peasant.
>>77477523
PRAISE THE GOD-EMPEROR'S BASED NINE INCH MEMBER
>>77477523
Until Trump has sex with my non existent wife while I watch I am not a cuck.
>>77476132
B I G G U Y
I
G
G
U
Y
>>77477523
Sorry i forgot to lie about my 12 incher and my 7 figure salary
I'm
so
sorry
senpai
IMPRESSIVE LENGTH
fucking monster
>>77475525
>Trump is so high energy he never drinks coffee and has a massive penis
TRUMP 2016
BIG DONGS FOR THE WHITEHOUSE
>>77476337
YOU BETTER BELIEBE IT
>>77477510
If I had a 9 incher I'd just grab my dick when I needed more energy
>>77477689
THE MEMES ARE TOO REAL
>>77477408
>And you can actually feel it
>There's no fucking way its a placebo in any way
You seem to not know what a placebo is.
Around 15% of the people have only a placebo effect from caffeine.
>>77477844
I would wear skin tight cycling shorts to bars.
>>77475525
I'll vote for him if he bends me over and fucks me like a business man - I'll even let him fist fuck me with his tiny hands. Stuff my hungry hole.
Is that a mop on a rotten orange?
>>77475525
goddamn my 19cm are jelly now
>>77477523
It's getting weird alright
God you faggots. Average is 5.5, stop lying about your dicks on 4chan
Source? Where the hell did this information come from? Who the hell would release this? I do not doubt for a second but I am VERY curious about the origin of this information.
TRUMP WILL NOW GET THE GAY VOTE THANKS TO THE RUSSIAN HACKERS REVEALING HIS 9 INCH SUPREMACY.
Thanks russia, the faggots will lust for trump now. He will be the true embodiment of dominance. Shillary will get massively SHLONGED.
no homo
>>77477924
U gay breh? Thats ok Trump will protect you.
>>77477917
I think 15% of people just haven't had a good espresso or are having caffeine so often with sodas that their response is dulled.
>tfw 5.5
>>77475525
source? I can't find it in the DNC leaks
>>77477996
>this dicklet
kek
It's not the motion of the ocean or something or another. I'm sure your little dick will please some nice lady.
>>77478032
Gay? If I had a 9" cock I would want to present it to every female possible. Show them the goods.
>>77478044
>tfw negative 4.5
>>77478071
It literally gives it right there. It is from his ex-wife's book.
>>77476438
NIGGA IM SHITPOSTING FROM MY BED WHILE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
Here is the original source
http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/djtdncgucc.pdf
Ctl-F "penis"
No results
Well played OP
>>77476438
You type like a faggot.
>>77475525
Women can't judge size for shit, and always overestimate by a couple of inches. I'm guessing he's more like 7", 7.5" on a rainy day.
>>77478126
>tfw 0.0 cm, am now woman
>>77475525
But he doesn't work at wendys
>>77478126
london
>>77478301
Or she assumes its 9" because she just can't believe its more than that..
But it is
>>77475525
I wonder if I ride his manhood like a good vaquero he'll let me help build the wall. I only want his massive load deep inside me first.
>>77475525
>girthy penis
>talks about length
She should've spent more time learning English.
>>77478044
who else /ready to pull an elliot Rodger/ here?
>>77475525
Who /accordion penis/ here?
Two inches flaccid, eight inches and thick when erect. Is this a cold weather adaptation?
>>77478325
>thats the joke
>>77477523
Anybody who uses the term "KEK" as an insult is probably very intolerant.
>>77478446
link
>>77478461
Same. I'm a grower, not a shower. I'm a little over two inches flaccid but ~7" erect.
>>77478461
Acorn in a bush to a mighty oak in the presence of attractive women, unattractive women, vibrating bus seats etc
MADMAN
>mfw 8 inches
>mfw never pull godesses like trump
>>77477996
Dicklet detected
The average is actually 7 inches. It's just that all the Asian and Meximanlets are dragging the average down.
>>77475525
Hahahahahahahahaah
This is kek. I doubt this info is true though this leak looks so fishy. The arguments are so bad and this makes him look alpha af
>>77478446
What website?
>>77475525
YES!!!
>tfw 6.5
Eh, feels alright. It could be alot worse.
>NOT A FAN OF PULLING OUT
http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/03/donald-trump-best-penis-moments.html
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN BLOWS HIS LOAD 9 INCHES DEEP IN MELANIA EVERY NIGHT
Trump is the original nine-inch nail.
>>77478516
now I understand why liberals changed the definition of beastiality, Trudeau feels less discriminated against now that he's able to suck horse cocks freely.
stop worrying about how long it is and more about why its so fucking curvy or mushroomie or ant eater...ie
>>77478860
Fucking wonderful. I would, too.
>>77478970
*bestiality
SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP THIS FACEBOOK "ART" TO BE REALISTIC
THE ELECTIONS OVER
WOMEN CANT RESIST A 6'3 BILLIONAIRE WITH A GIRTHY 9 INCH DONALD DONG
>>77475525
>tfw only half the Don
JUST
>>77479393
You're asian, you get a pass
>>77479299
we all know that the photo was already edited to have a long dick
so when its posted lets not act like its OC
can we do that?
>>77475525
Just more evidence that not only is pol filled with homosexuals, theyre proud to be size queens, too
>Milo
>Milo makes out with Gapin McAnus
>Milo's "Trump Daddy" has a big dick!
2016, the year /pol/ came out of the closet
>Congratulations, lads!
Looks good on ya
>>77476470
the worst thing about it is people on the internet don't believe you
>>77476450
>Or does he not in to caffeine at all?
There is a pic of him with a diet coke so i doubt it.
>>77479571
Fair enough
Just make it accurate and make it go viral.
Facebook already declared that the nudity was "art" and refused to take it down when thousands of people reported it as offensive.
BTFO THEM WITH THEIR OWN MOVES
4 DIMENSIONAL CHESS
>>77477523
People have been talking about his dick and small hands for a year..Turns out its huge,
The Dong-ald!
>>77479718
He has also had a sip of champagne at parties but he is far from a drinker.
This isn't in the DNC report, everybody in this thread has been rused.
>>77479734
>4 DIMENSIONAL CHESS
IM NOT FUCKING FALLING FOR THIS MEME AGAIN
HIS POLLS ARE IN THE FUCKING TOILET
>>77475525
I bet hillary's is bigger.
>>77479947
Wtf really? I guess I'm a #HillMissile now
>>77475525
Media regurgitation of this when?
![1fZLqmD[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/laO0ZjW.jpg "1fZLqmD[1].jpg")
guys its not real
https://m.kikebook.com/tomfoolery.art/
THE BITCH WHO DREW THE SMALL PENIS FALSE FLAGGED HERSELF WITH A BLACK EYE TOO
THIS STORY JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
ANTI TRUMPERS DESTROYED
>>77479853
A Reuter's poll that oversampled democrats by 10 percent and undersampled independents by 30% is a really, really bad fucking poll. The Bloomberg one I haven't looked at their methods, but
>Bloomberg
may not be the most reliable since he hates Trump and was almost tempted to run because of that. So naturally his media outlets would reflect. Not only that, but there haven't been any debates or states voting, which he would always stabilize after.
tl;dr You are basically concern trolling.
>>77476438
I have never drank coffee and my dick is 23cm, no big deal.
>>77475525
#GirthGate
>>77480139
THE (((ARTIST))) BEAT HERSELF UP AND CLAIMED A TRUMP SUPPORTER DID IT
>>77477878
get out of here reddit
>>77475525
what did he learn from his brother about coffee?
>>77478044
>tfw just 5
>>77478032
i've drank caffeine in all its forms, espresso, regular coffee, energy drinks, even pills
it does nothing to me, absolutely nothing
I can drink an espresso and go to sleep an hour later
>>77475525
Come on now OP, I bet Hillary's cock is about that size!
>>77475525
God Emperor Trump was blessed by kek, this is of no surprise to me.
>>77480239
so we cant talk about the polls except when they are good news
because if we do its "trolling"
god you're such a fucking faggot
>>77479299
I got u fampai
>>77480309
http://www.dangerandplay.com/2016/05/04/illma-gore-hate-crime-hoax-as-performance-art/
SHE LITERALLY LIED THROUGH ARTWORK THEN BEAT HERSELF
LITERALLY BEE TEE EFF OHH
>tfw 6'2 length
>tfw 2 inches girth which is above average.
Guess it could be worse
>>77476926
Anon please.
>>77480530
I CANT HANDLE ALL THIS GIRTH
GET THE THICK DONALD DICK TO TUMBLR
WOMEN CANT RESIST HIM
>>77480319
NO DRUGS
NO ALCOHOL
>>77480450
I did just talk about it. I explained why they are bad. You are free to explain why they were good polls or representative despite being massive outliers, biased as hell, and non-representative of the general population. Instead you'll get pissy and butthurt like you are on your period.
"Discussion" doesn't mean agreement.
>>77476991
>pinky dick reporting in.
FTFY
>>77480587
>measuring from your belly button to the tip
anon you're doing it wrong
>>77480705
the only person her getting pissy is you
i casually mention it & you write a fucking book & signed it with "lol also troll/shill xDDD"
kill yourself i dont want to talk to you further
Full text
>>77476916
Germano-celtics are a perfect blend, and that's what most Americans are.
I'm 6'3" and the shortest male in my extended family.
QUICK EVERYONE PLACE A BET ON THE SIZE OF TRUMP'S DICK TO MAKE EASY MONEY
>>77480820
You casually mentioned it. I disagreed. Instead of having an actual discussion where people who have a disagreement bring up facts and logic in order to sort out the disagreement, you starting acting defensive like me attacking some of the polls is attacking you personally.
Also, is writing less then a paragraph really
>a book
to you?
If you don't want to talk to me you can leave.
>>77477523
Bub this is from the DNC hacked email pack on Trump
this is what THEY were talking about kek, its just good for a laugh that the DNC literally had this on file and people there read about his 9 inch dick
>>77478533
>>77478724
http://howlongismyschlong.com/
Here duders
>>77481099
UIf you have a problem with reality I suggest you shut your cuck hole & cry about it to someone else
there is no "outlier" in these polls
there was when the first one was taken, but since then the rest all match up
NOW IF YOU WANT TO FUCKING BELIEVE THEY ARE ALL SUDDENLY SHILLS FOR HILL, THATS FINE
but these SAME SITES had Trump high in the polls awhile back, so your logic makes no fucking sense
>>77481079
WERE GOING TO MAKE MONEY OFF DONALDS DICK
HE WASNT KIDDING WHEN HE SAID
"MAKE AMERICA RICH AGAIN"
>>77477523
That isn't what the word cuck means. At all. You need to go back.
>>77481107
Not only are they paying shills to shitpost on 4chan
Not only are they paying their top analysts to study Donald's Dick
But they are fucking LOSING
>>77481441
>trusting (((polls)))
>trusting (((experts)))
Ever heard of the boy who cried wolf?
he should walk up on stage in the debates nude to show his monster cock. women will instantly vote for him.
>>77477600
Of course it's an insult you deviant fucking tripfagging faggot. It has a definition and a real meaning and you don't just get to ascribe whatever attributes you prefer to the word.
You absolutely need to go back .
>>77481441
Well the outliers aren't in the polls, the polls are the outliers themselves, but that is just semantics.
The Reuter's poll is in fact an outlier because it oversamples democrats, which is unwarranted, and massively undersamples independents.
I've always considered Bloomberg questionable especially because it is heavily globalist.
Do you have any polls other than those two that have Hillary 7+ points up and have them done recently with a large sample size?
If not they are evidently outliers with questionable polling methods.
>>77481107
Because it's real.
>hah
>>77475525
>9 inch penis
>never had a cup of coffee
>I read as sucking down a nice big cup of black coffee
J-j-jews?
>>77481764
we have to base our discussion on SOMETHING
poll data is ALL WE HAVE
if you want to disregard it totally thats fine, but then we have nothing left to fucking speculate about such as WHY the trend is happening
your point about expert is one thing, but polls are just people anon, random people
>le no they are le biased & le shills
some might be, but most aren't, most have been pretty spot on predicting the outcomes of the primaries in each state
>>77482064
Measure rallies you stupid cuck
How the fuck can you jew rig a rally?
>>77475525
You ppl are precious.
There's no "Trumped: My Life as An Heiress" by Ivana Trump, morons.
you believe a clipping with no citation or other qualifying information.
You think Trump shops at MACY'S?
>You punks are total knobs
>WOW
>THE LENGTH IS IMPRESSIVE
>THE GIRTH IS UNDENIABLE
>"BEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD"
IMPRESSIVE DONGALD
>>77482140
>Measure rallies
>>77482064
>Random people
That clearly isn't the case. If they were simply picking people at random, it would be more representative of the general population assuming the sample size is large enough. They undersampled independents, who Trump does well with, by 30% in comparison to the general population. That is very misleading if you want to pass it as a general election poll. So therefore the poll is a shitty one and should not be used as representative of how a general election scenario plays out.
>>77476734
7 here, you aren't small and can please a woman but you aren't really that visually impressive
could be worse, you could be 6 inches, thats like a manlet dick
incredible length, nimble navigator , highly venomous
we were just talking about his penis the whole time?
>>77482025
The coffee jew is terrible for you lad
>>77482723
regardless of how the polling is done, its been proven to be accurate
you can pick apart the methods all you want, but if at the end of the day if you look back at past years, the SAME POLLS were spot on
and no, i dont mean that one meme picture of fox with Obama & Romney & Romney happens to be higher. I mean look at the POLLING AVERAGE, FROM THE SAME WEBSITES& COMPANIES & UNIVERSITIES THAT WE ARE DEALING WITH TODAY
>le polls are garbage
nope
>>77475525
Which wife accused him of rape?
>>77478029
I'm pretty sure the happening in Orlando give him the faggot vote anyway. But this certainly helps
>>77475934
It's because his brother got aids turning tricks for drugs and died like a faggot, that scared Donald into being a straightedge queer
>>77476826
>Tfw I'm actually a chef at wendies with a big dick
How are the other chefs being paid so much?
>>77483343
His old one. She said it didn't meet the "legal" definition for rape. She had marital sex and wasn't satisfied. Then years later after her divorce, when she needed attention from the media for money, she goes and says DONALD TRUMP RAPED ME
>>77482420
YUUUUUGE
>>77478716
lol stay cucked ameridicklings
> DICKLINGS OF AMERICA
>>77482433
>Clinton shill cant come up with an argument for why Clinton can barely fill a classroom while Donald sells out ARENAS AND STADIUMS
AND YOU GET PAID TO GET STUMPED LIKE THIS YOU PATHETIC FUCK
KILL YOURSELF
>>77483210
>Regardless of how the polling is done
No. Methods matter if you want to consider yourself at all scientific.
>SAME polls were spot on
Well this is a very different election and Trump has had a very different strategy. To compare a conventional election to this one is mistaken.
>>le polls are garbage
2hu r u quoting?
I never said all the polls are garbage. I said THOSE polls are garbage.
>>77483541
>tfw you're a chef at pizza hut making 27 hours a minute & you have a 2 inch clit with massive labias
JUST
>>77483757
Was she the super ugly one that made his ugly kids?
>>77483343
None, it was a misquote and she shamed the news for doing so.
>>77483210
>unfakeable rallies dont count though
Fuck off jew
>>77483923
>>77483943
yeah okay i dont care this is an endless fight where you dumb niggers want the last word
so take it
>>77483343
The one that wanted attention after becoming irrelevant and wishing she was back with the savior of humanity
>Donald Trump's penis is one of the hot button issues of this election
He did say Hillary was gonna get schlonged, but this is just ridiculous.
>>77475832
> tfw even my above average penis is BTFO by the god emperor.
>>77475525
Isn't she the one who said he had a hair flap procedure?
>>77475525
>Women
>Be good at estimating measurements in 3D space
Pick one
Trump is 7 inches at best.
>>77475525
>LITERALLY, HOW CAN HILLARY EVEN COMPETE?
I think you mean Bill
>>77484107
Have a nice day anon.
>>77484107
Kill yourself you low energy loser
>>77475525
Guys... this is fake.
Read the document.
>>77484094
I KNOW I BROKE THE FUCKING UNSPOKEN RULE & TALKED ABOUT THE BAD POLL NUMBERS AT THE MOMENT
IM SORRY HUG BOX
IM SORRY SAFE SPACE
ILL GET BACK IN LINE
EVERYTHING IS FINE
JUST YELL SHILL ALOT & ITLLL ALL BE OKAY
>>77484226
>SCHLONGED
>C
>G
>L
>O
>N
>G
>E
>D
>>77484467
You know everytime you post pepe you increase kek's power right?
You stupid fucking shills will never learn
>>77484670
>LE SHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GET OUTTTTTTTTTTT AHHHHHHHHHHH MY HUGBOXXXXXXXX
>>77484460
It doesn't matter. Trump could fuck and murder an infant and they would literally cheer and throw a parade in his honor.
>>77475525
YOu fucking morons its not in the report. you're being trolled.
by all behavior its probably small.
>>77477570
try 5 and you don't measure correct
>>77485353
can't you guys read?
>>77475525
How has someone NOT had coffee?
>>77485479
Wayne Cuckbright everyone knows, we just play along to have some fun
are you autistic?
>>77475525
I fucking knew the caffeinated Jew shrunk your wiener. They all laughed at me but I knew...
>>77475933
fucking kek
>>77478044
>tfw 5.5
>tfw gf says she wouldn't want it any bigger
>tfw still satisfy her
>tfw i still want a bigger dick
>>77485509
HIGH ENERGY
Because rich people can't plastic surgery.
If he had a small one at birth he wouldn't still have a small one
>>77475525
i wonder how much he paid his escort to say that
>>77485782
>tfw gf says she wouldn't want it any bigger
OF COURSE SHE SAYS THAT
SHE CARES ABOUT YOU
IT DOESNT MEAN ITS TRUE
FUCKING RETARD REEEEEEEEEEE
>>77485853
>trying to convince people Donald "The Dick" Trump has a small dick
>>77485782
Girls say this when they like you. Women are all sluts who want 9 inch+ cocks and ripped muscular bodies pounding them out. It's like when they go "The guy with the dadbod looks much more down to Earth and fun!" when talking about male physiques, complete and utter self-denial/virtue signalling.
>>77477278
>>77477055
>>77476872
>>77476438
Also there's literally a picture of Trump drinking diet coke in his plane.
>>77485982
I quite literally said nothing of the sort
>>77475525
> Obama BTFO
> BBC Loving Liberals BTFO
TRUMP CONFIRMED PRESIDENT!
>>77486062
thank god im very muscular, with muscular back and forearms, two out of the holy trinity for women.
>>77485917
yeaaaaahh
>>77486273
>two out of the holy trinity for women
The holy trinity is face, height and frame. Do you even /fit/?
Has the money and the penis. Why even live?
>>77486273
>muscular back and forearms
>holy trinity for women
>>77486501
that may be true
BUT
we have...
we have
heh like i even need to fucking say it, we all know what we have
hillary's campaign will never recover from this
>>77486470
still got it.
nice face, broad frame, manlet... 5'9"
always thought it was abs, forearms, back
>>77486641
just wait until we find out how big her cock is
donald might be smaller
>>77485782
I have a tiny Asian girlfriend.
I have a 8.25" penis.
She gets swollen after sex every time. I have made her bleed once.
I still turned her into a size Queen.
Every girl wants a big dick after they try it.
>>77486707
....hilldogs hotdog
>>77486749
literally nothing in your post was true
No wonder Milo loves him
>>77486881
You're right.
I have a fat white gf.
My penis is 4.5" semi-erect (I have ED so I can't get it all the way up).
She is a size queen... But that's because Tyrone's dick is 9".
Happy now?
>>77487116
One of us, one of us...
>>77480530
I recognized that bulge
>>77486142
HOW CAN THEY EVEN COMPETE?
>>77475525
>the embodiement of Chad
/r9k/ and bernouts on suicide watch
>>77486273
>Not biceps and strong hard flat thrusting abs
Bro do you even monitor what muscles women focus on?
Yeah back is important for alpha posture though
>>77487116
Holy shit hes telling the truth
>>77484226
It's gonna clinch him the general.
These latest polls are just the same women that say they want a "nice guy" but ends up getting long dick styled by Chad and Tyrone. They will be unable to resist the Trumpwurst in the privacy of the voting booth, believe me.
>be me, working at Wendy's as a chef
>limo pulls up to drive thru
>order is a triple baconator, extra fries
>prepare the dish, head to the bathroom
>notice the limo parked up on my way to the bathroom, The Donald himself gets out
>comes in and uses the urinal next to me
>I sneak a peek
>it's just as big as mine (9.5 girthy inches)
>>77484107
If it ever breaks out, fucks like you are gunna be eaten alive. Arm yourself now, not that it will matter.
>>77475525
BIG
>>77481072
>Tfw germanic celtic mix
Tallest of my immediate family but i think i'm being cucked by my swedish ancestry which is pretty strong on both sides. At least i'm 6 foot, the exact inches i don't know, it may be only 1 or 2 though.
>>77481280
Thanks duder
