Where were you when Lord Admiral Sir Nigel led our brave brexit fleet to victory, against the Naval Union of Remainiacs; led by Robert 'just cuck my shit up senpai' Geldoff?
I remember it like it was just yesterday. A cold wet blustery morning, sun piercing a hole in the clouds, shining rays of hope down onto the fearless sailors. Their faces glowing with optimism as they thundered on down the Thames, with Colours blazing like a hot crumpet. A young female cadet whispered into my ear, "Britain would prosper outside of the European Union". With that I drew my sword and pointed to the roaring beacon in the sky as I gave the commands to the fleet. We sailed our mighty convoy down the Thames like a heard of buffalo, plowing their way through the desert lands onto glory. As I stared with absolute concentration at the horizon, I saw the cuck canoe appear on our waters. A wrinkly old sausage with a haircut like an absolute cunt blasting shite noise over the speakers whilst waving the flag of cuntyness stand amongst them. As we found ourselves being circled by a bunch of lefty tossers we knew our time was now. We stood strong as Captain Hoey led Red Squadron down the left flank of the insufferable bastards. I gave the orders and we launched the cannons, a hundred cucks fell into the water shouting incoherent sentences something about their wife's kids I dont know, it was something shit and cucky anyway. The cuck canoe blown into smitharines. A million happy chappies on the river bank cried with joy. A decisive victory had been won. As we sailed back home we were met by a load of tossers from the BBC, but we told them to get fucked and off they went. As we disembarked our vessels, the Emperor of the USA shook my hand with gratitude. Then I did a big speech and everyone cheered and went home and shagged loads of fit birds. they dont call me 7 times a night nige for nothing
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>>77456402
omg is this real please link me to the article
>>77456555
Not real, unless you know how to edit wikipedia in which case you can create the page.
>>77456218
daily reminder Geldof is a jew and is widely dispised in Ireland
>>77456555
It's not real mate. I wish it was.
Next time, the Thames will be a war zone with actual warships in their stead.
whoever knows how to do this please make a page
>>77456673
>>77456402
>>77456690
whoever knows how to do this please make a page
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/15/nigel-farage-bob-geldof-a-chase-down-the-thames-and-the-most-sur/
Telegraph post by a sailor on Adm. Farage's vessel.
>>77456955
Absolutely beautiful.
>>77456402
>>77456218
Apex kek
>>77457162
>MFW this all happened
>MFW this was not a dream or a nice little story
The ride only gets faster now.
>>77456402
Brilliant.
>>77456218
Did somebody say, battle of the Thames?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrfs2LvBuK8
>>77457338
Loving the purple tie, purple trip - its based bojo and his coming to ukip!
>>77457785
>music from Soldier of Orange.
Perfect.
>>77457785
>You'll never live to serve are Nige during the Battle of the Thames
Why even live?
>>77458224
>Why even live?
>I was in the same country
>At the same time
>I didnt go because I was busy shitposting on a Chink imageboard
At least I have an excuse, it's a bit far.
Just kill yourself now.
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No wait.
Vote leave first. Then kill yourself.
>>77458392
Shut up Italy. What does Italy do now but allow act as the door for all the migrants? We pirates and sailors now bitch, respect as such. My preferred pronouns are sailor or seaman. You must respect my rights otherwise you're a seamophobe. Fuck you.
Thanks for the contributions lads, we have made the greatest thread of the week
"No captain can do very wrong if he places his ship alongside that of the enemy" -- Admiral Nigel Farage.
>>77458669
>seaman.
Yes we know you love semen.
you could have stood on the bridge, and jumped on a Leave boat.
Or been a real pirate and taken over one of the IN rubber rafts, then broke their gay IN flag
Instead you sat at home and did nothing.
For shame.
>>77458807
"Gentlemen, when the enemy is committed to a mistake we must not interrupt him too soon" -- Admiral Nigel Farage
Haha you brits are pretty awesome sometimes
I quite enjoyed reading about the boat bantz
>>77459026
"Our country will, I believe, sooner forgive an officer for attacking an enemy than for letting it alone" -- Admiral Nigel Farage
>>77456402
>no Ben garrison on the brexit side
6/10
>>77459045
>Inb4 we sail to New York and have a battle there, with yankees firing guns at the remain cucks.
Maybe now you limeys can appreciate our position in 1776.
You're in the Olive Branch Petition stage now. Get ready.
>keking about royalists complaining about foreign meddling in your affairs
>muh taxes
Imagine being such a shill for the EU that you go out and attack men who are worried about their livelihoods.
>>77459163
"From time to time, we find it useful to shoot an admiral to encourage the rest." - Admiral Nigel Farage
>>77459252
Fucking disgusting. The remain boat was full of all the liberal bourgois champagne sippers Peter Hitchens keeps talking about. A shame the RN didn't torpedo it before it launched.
>>77456679
>daily reminder Geldof is a jew and is widely dispised in Ireland
Not as much as Bono, I'll bet.
>>77458224
If we remain we'll serve Nige in the War of Independence sometime after 2020
>>77460143
Yes! I will die for Britannia, the Queen and Nige.
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>>77460188
>serving anyone
Quintessentially plebian.
>>77460623
>Not serving our divinely appointed leader of the British people
And you have the gall to call others 'plebs'.
>>77456218
God I love Farage
>>77456218
Come, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer,
To add something more to this wonderful year;
To honour we call you, as freemen not slaves,
For who are so free as the sons of the waves?
Chorus:
Heart of Oak are our ships,
Jolly Tars are our men,
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.
We ne'er see our foes but we wish them to stay,
They never see us but they wish us away;
If they run, why we follow, and run them ashore,
For if they won't fight us, what can we do more?
(Chorus)
They say they'll invade us these terrible foe,
They frighten our women, our children, our beaus,
But if should their flat-bottoms, in darkness set oar,
Still Britons they'll find to receive them on shore.
(Chorus)
We still make them feel and we still make them flee,
And drub them ashore as we drub them at sea,
Then cheer up me lads with one heart let us sing,
Our soldiers and sailors, our statesmen and king.
>>77461436
>No Gay class
Faggots
>>77456218
like it was just yesterday
>>77456555
It's real in our hearts. Close your eyes and believe
>>77459026
why did they think putting a fish on their pathetic flag would help?
Will BoJo defect from the Tories when they inevitable split?
>>77459246
>Maybe now you limeys can appreciate our position in 1776.
I think many of us already did mate, our establishment isn't US!
>>77459352
who is that on the left?
>>77462736
No. He'll purge the Tories of heretics and the merge with UKIP. It'll be a bright new dawn.
>>77456218
And then...
Mommy told me to get out of the bathtub because it was time for tendies.
>>77462946
It actually happened, though.
>>77456402
>a slightly damp jacket
>>77462946
FOY
Nth for Pritifu.
>>77456218
Anybody got the latest poll stats?
>>77456218
Farage is on the fast track to knighthood at this rate. What a hero. Exactly what you cucky Brits need.
>>77456402
I'm literally in a sleep deprived state of mania laughing like a girl at this thread. Fucking kekd into oblivion.
>>77464699
can UKIP merge with a reformed conservative party after we vote leave?
it would finish labour for good
>>77456218
Gr8 post 10/10 for effort
