What do you do on your first day in office
>>77432768
Day of the rope
Deport feminists
>>77432768
Imprison Shillary
>>77432768
Kill myself
>>77432768
Get one of them chicken sandwiches, minus the mayo of course.
Force everyone to go vegan and change gender, it's 2016 guys
>>77432768
I'd say THIS IS A SHILL ATTEMPT
take a shit on the desk on live tv
legalize muslim hunting and give all white christians free ar-15s and ammo
Re-introduce the draft and declare war on the first terrorist shithole I can hit on a map with darts. Instruct military personal to fudge the numbers on the draft to select leftists, niggers, spics, etc first and put them on the front lines.
>>77432768
Donald Trump will be wearing Wh40k Power Armor in his first State of the Union address.
>>77432768
>1 Post By This ID
>>77432836
FPBP
Begin executive actions to limit immigration/travel of people from countries with a history of Islamic terrorism.
Nuke Russia
>>77432904
Sounds good to me but i'd add nigs and chicanos
>>77432768
Smoke weed in the oval office lmao bix nood
Idk attend a lot of meetings I assume.
>>77432911
>911 dubs
KEK WILLS IT
>>77432768
Where do I get one of those burgers?
>>77432836
Nice one, Juan.
Nuke San Francisco, Tel Aviv and Washington Dc
>>77432768
establish a mars colony
>>77432768
Resign
>>77432768
Gas the Jews, Feminists and Muslims.
nuke isreal
bounty on jews and niggers
My first day would involve ensuring absolute free speech unless that speech is deliberate lies against someone that will cause their reputation harm. That of cours is not protected under the first amendment. What is though, is offensiveness. You can be offensive. Maybe it is satire or you actually believe what you are saying. Regardless that is protected by our rights as a US citizen and should be exploited because of this freedom
>>77432768
Nuke Israel.
Take away everyone's guns.
Cut military budget.
Give trans people equal rights and protections
Make straight marriage illegal
Ban Christians from coming into the USA
Eat a spicy meatball
Declare war on ISIS, halt ALL muslim immigration to the US temporarily, work on legislation allowing for limited power to also be granted to the Vice President, assign my vice president Trump to begin work on the wall, along with dealing with companies leaving the US. At the end of the day, make a speech about the dangers of Radical Islam.
>>77433212
This man gets it.
>>77432768
nuke them. nuke them all.
>>77432768
(you) made me hungry. Have a bump
>>77432870
>no mayo
King taste right here
>>77432768
execute order 66
Ban guns
Open borders
Make all intoxicating substances illegal
Raise taxes on the rich to 99%
Disband all military contracts
Print money like crazy and throw it at people in ghettos, call it "reparations"
Put section 8 housing anywhere property values are higher than the south side of Chicago
What I'm getting at is that I'd like to crash this country with no survivors
Facebook really made me hate this planet in the past 72 hours
>>77432768
aliums
>>77433219
Obama you can't have a 3rd term
Repeal the 13th amendment and the civil rights act of 1964, final solution for blacks.
Crime drops 56% in america, safest country in the world.
Renegotiate our support of Israel
Have Shillary Indicted for high treason
Push to have the NFA of 1934 rescinded
Have #BLM labeled as a hate group
Build the wall
Send the bill to Mexico
Nuke the cube.
Sit back and wait to be assassinated on day 2
I appoint a horse to be the next Supreme Court justice.
>>77432768
Shitpost from the Oval Office.
>>77432905
The leftists will just defect to Canada like they did last time.
Unless that was your plan or something.
>>77432870
>>77433323
>>77432768
Wipe the mayo from the sandwich. I don't like mayo.
Then re-enslave the blacks and deport the muslims and hispanics en masse.
>>77432768
Finally learn the truth about the alien presence on earth and the NWO agenda to join our galactic brothers.
Then obey and follow the plan
>>77432768
Make a public annoucement, saying if I die under mysterious circumstances, such as a heart attack or body failure, then I was assassinated. Then start rambling off a bunch of crap no one would dare say, like 9/11 being an inside job, Sandy Hook being a false-flag to take away guns, etc.
Then take out my gun and start shooting in the air and say 'try and take it, you commies' on national television.
sage and report
Ban mayonnaise.
Call up Kim Jong un and see if he wants to come over to play some NBA Jam on Sega Genesis.
>>77432768
Make Islam the national religion
>>77432768
Kill all Muslims
>>77432768
replace the niggerball court in the whitehouse with a mcdonalds
>>77432768
Stop aid to Israel.
Move Israel to West Africa.
>>77433893
Behead yourself
>2 posts by this ID
>>77433986
It's the only way to start fixing the West anon, this is not arguable
Auger some nukes into the earth.
>>77432768
SAGE AND DIE SHILLFAGS
>>77434042
All Islamists will be decimated. It's just a matter of time.
>>77432768
>End privatized prisons
>Reinstate Civilian Conservation Corps
>Boost funding and awareness of Job Corps
>Ban HFCS
>Ban on automatic assault weapons only
>End to minimum sentencing for non-violent crimes
>Introduce strong incentives for alternative energy development and research
>Cut military spending by 1/8, redirect funds to care for veterans
>Refund NASA at $0.10 of every tax dollar
>Establish a flat tax rate
>Focus on prisoner rehabilitation, education, and job training to reduce recidivism
>Ban pharmaceutical ads on TV
>Begin an ad campaign that strongly encourages volunteering and community projects
>More funding for public and mental health programs
>Throw the fuckers who screwed up the economy in the first place in jail
>Make a push toward direct democracy rather than representative
>Reinstate Glass-Stegal regulations
>Introduce term limits to Congress and the Senate
>>77434160
Just like in the past right?
Stupid Christcuck
>>77433033
Shake Shack. OP probably got paid $0.12 by them to post this thread.
>The Chick’n Shack is a crispy 100% all-natural and antibiotic-free chicken breast with lettuce, pickles and buttermilk herb mayo.
It gives me the shits, t b h.
>>77434234
You are in for an awakening
>>77433046
>not 'Nice juan'
you dun goofd
Order the B-52s to fire up their engines and set their headings towards Raqqa.
Eat a big rack of babyback ribs and wash it all down with a tall, cool Budweiser.
>>77432768
instate the draft again
cut taxes on the poor, raise it only by 2 percent to the rich
try my best to re-introduce the middle class
take away any and PC bullshit in the military, it doesnt belong there.
shake the hand of every WW2 vet in the DC area, greatest generation deserves it
tell europe to eat a boner
tell merkel to eat an even bigger boner
tell the brits to leave the EU
jerk off underneath the oval office desk
get a nice big, not pussy, pupper
declare war on ISIS and personally bomb them like based jordan king
jerk off some more
increase military spending so people can go to college for free
>>77434297
Uh huh
>>77434232
you sound like a fucking dictator
>>77432768
Remove pickles.
>>77432768
FIRST, REPEAL ALL THOSE EXECUTIVE ORDERS THAT MORON OBAMA WROTE
CALL A COUPLE OF COUNTRIES AND TELL EM HEY FOLKS, AMERICA'S NOT STUPID ANYMORE. YOU OWE US AND YOU OWE US BIG LEAGUE. BIG LEAGUE
THEN WE GOTTA BUILD THAT WALL. BY THE WAY WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR THE WALL?
>>77434340
>implying ISIS or the SAA couldn't just shoot those old pieces of shit down with a MANPAD
>>77434232
slimy pc get nothing done politician piece of shit
Nuke Israel India and China.
Leave UN.
Round up all the fucking libcucks and send them in freight ships to Sweden. It'll be like our version of the Mariel boatlift. After which all the Dindus, "Mexican Intellectuals", special snowflakes from tumblr and all other pesky minorities will be kept in line because their suppourt system will be gone. From that point on I will go about making America great again, meaning time to end the "War on Drugs" and make the DEA focus on busting unlicensed drug dealers and manufactures. Only recreational drugs that have been approved by a newly formed task force by the FDA will be allowed to be sold in party stores everywhere. Another thing I'd do is regroup the military and send them after the drug cartels in Mexico and send only our Spec. Ops. to decimate and disorient radical Islamic forces by assassinating their leaders and conducting random raids on their biggest bases of operation. Hell, I'll even have the most influential leaders in radical Islam captured so that WE can broadcast their live execution to the world.
>>77432768
Resign so Trump can MAGA
>>77434443
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>77432768
begin a nuclear holocaust
>>77432768
REPEAL OBAMACARE
>>77434565
I admit I know nothing about the AA defenses that the IS could put forth, but I'd be surprised if they have more than 20 fully functional shoulder-fired AA missiles.
>>77434816
why ban pharmaceutical commercials?
>>77432768
Ban pickles
Think about the fact that the American public just elected their first Puerto Rican president then down a bottle of Bacardi
>Reenact Glass-Steagall Act
>Give 48 hours notice to the people of the Middle East of an impending nuclear attack
>Publicly execute Hillary on live television
>Lay a mine field across the southern border
>Deport every illegal
>Make Trump my VP
>>77435009
White or spiced?
>>77433671
Sounds like a pretty solid plan.
Those that leave, are gone from the country, and those that serve on the frontlines are gone from the country too.
>>77434995
Because it's using the power of suggestion to reel in and keep people addicted to them who would have otherwise never needed them. That's not to say that NOBODY does, but when you start telling people to ask/tell their doctor about what kind of pills they want rather than the other way around, it's incredibly fucked up. This country is WAY too over-medicated.
>>77432768
The first few weeks is getting caught upon top secret stuff
>>77432768
Get bribed out of office, live comfortably forever till death.
>>77435009
Can PRs run for president? I imagine they could but only if they choose to vote in the US instead of in the island.
>>77435232
First order of business is asking if Area 51 is real.
Go to universal, walk to front of line with the express pass bullshit
>>77432768
Demand full briefing on Area 51 and all human/alien contact. Fly to Area 51 and demand entry. If not cleared for entry (I don't think the POTUS actually is), write executive order to give myself clearance.
Taking information into account, decide whether or not to immediately disclose all knowledge to the world, knowing that I might die or worse for it
Nuke New Zealand.
Cunts have it coming.
>>77435494
Those things are overpriced as fuck, Universal is a real fucking Jew
>>77432911
pls b real,
exct order to remove all previous executive orders.
>>77435561
Find out MIB (or whatever equivalent) is real, ask for my "death" to be arranged, join MIB
gather all the female interns for a debriefing
>ban everything fun, punishable by death
>force everyone to be christian
>remove all economic regulations
>remove all taxes for the rich, tax everyone else 100%
>
>
>>>>>>>shitpost
>>77435435
they won't tell you that, there a secret gov for tech stuff.
You can't invade I think Eisenhower tried to I know one president did
Best bet is to pull a massive fuck you and Break the Banks
The break away civilization gov still needs resources and requires a functioning global market system to provide materials,
better to starve them most effective
>>77433552
>You have already reported this post, or someone with your IP has already reported it.
>>77432768
>make america great again
>annex mexico
>make it great again
>repeat process for canada
>make rest of world great again except for sub-saharan africa because it was always shit
>>77435947
>Implying america is already great
KEK
>>77435916
kek
>>77435947
That's a fucking rare Smetana cat if I've ever seen one
Mind if I save it?
>>77435838
I forgot about that. But we live in a different day and age. If it came down to it, a modern president could throw a wildcard and announce instantly to the world "I'm going to find out what's going on at Area 51. Back me up if shit goes down".
And pray you don't just get MK Ultra'd or like replaced by a clone or some crazy shit
>>77432768
eat that burger
Play lead guitar to the RSB song after taking my oath
>also make Trump VP
https://youtu.be/ZVjgz9myypM
>>77433552
>obama
>wanting to cut warfare
>>77432768
Water my farms with gatorade
>>77432768
take a blacklight to the oval office to check for stains
Sit back, relax, and send the blue angels to aerobatically stump Putin's air force while I listen to the gentle swaying of traitor's shoes over the white house lawn.
>>77433649
Kekked.
>>77432768
Order a shitload of bricks for a wall I promised my voters.
>>77432768
Kill all wall st jews and dissolve the countries debt
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/trump-were-in-your-heart
>Wall
>Kick out illegals
>Ban Muzzies
>Offer a one time 50k check to renounce citizenship and go to any country of your choice
>Once the first wave of liberals leave, up the ante to 100k
>Once 70%+ of the liberals/Muzzies/Mexicans leave ban Islam, tear down Mosques and start deporting BLM and the rest of the leftoids
>Write a new constitutional amendment that says America must be kept 90% white
>Make it so you either need to earn minimum wage for 40 weeks of the year to vote or you must have an IQ of over 100, you also need to pay $500 to vote
>Make it so all new immigrants need to pledge allegiance to the constitution and make it so that they only become citizens after the 3rd generation
>Make gay marriage illegal
>Married households get 3 votes total
>If the mother and father have over 100 IQ offer $5k per child for the first 5 years of the child's life
>Make it mandatory for children to be redpilled on the ways of the Jews, race realism, Islam so that we have a society that is aware
>Nuke Sweden, Germany, UK and Canada
Fish and chips
>>77432768
Liberal Holocaust
>>77434234
february 10th, 1258 best day of my life
I would make it illegal to be black.
>>77432768
demand the juiciest secrets be revealed to me.
>>77432768
Lower cooperation tax
Lower min wage
Reform Nigger care
Nuke Turkroachs by doing 9/11
>>77436224
You severely underestimate black budget technology
There are nanites that can reprogram your mind in targeted ways.
Imagine it
they have it
>>77436992
I guess in reality this.
>>77432768
Nuke the United States of America.
For a start, if I managed to become president there is no redemption.
>>77434232
direct democracy is a horrible idea.
>>77432768
gee i wonder why no one take you seriously
>>77436125
Save it, it's yours my friend.
>>77432768
Open an investigation on Barack Obama and the Democrat party for treasonous activities and corruption. Push for term limits on congress. Start process to remove income tax. Build wall.
>>77432768
Order one of those chicken sandwiches.
>>77432768
1. Lobbying punishable by hanging.
2. Ban all followers of Islam.
3. Enact reparations for blacks, 200k per person, but citizenship is revoked, and you receive your money once back in Africa. (this way only dipshit dindus will take money and leave. Leaving the good ones in the USA)
4. Arrest Hillary.
5. Enact term limits for all politicians, 8 years maximum. No reelection allowed, ever, for any office.
6. Build wall.
7. Deport all illegal aliens.
8. Uphold our Constitution, removing anything that gets in the way of the 2nd amendment.
9. Remove EPA.
10. MAGA
1. Immediately rescind every executive order signed by B. Hussein Obama
2. Direct the DOJ (headed by Chris Christie) to begin the process of prosecuting Obama and Hillary Clinton. Obama for his support of ISIS, Hillary for her illegal server.
3. Direct the State Department (led by Newt Gingrich) and the Treasury (headed by Carl Icahn) to suspend all foreign aid.
4. Call Vladimir Putin and begin the process of establishing a new alliance dedicated to destroying ISIS.
5. Convene my National Security Advisor, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs, and my representative to NATO and formulate a strategy to demand higher payments from every country we protect.
6. Call a meeting of my DHS, INS, and ICE secretaries in order to begin the process of deportations and begin to build the wall.
>>77432768
Replace the constitution with sharia
>>77432768
nuke mexico
>Enact term limits and mandatory age retirement for Congress.
>Send more Carrier groups to the South China Sea and dare China to fuck around some more.
>Form an alliance, or at least a non-aggression pact, with Russia.
>Not sure if those last two will go well together.
>Institute a flat tax, but anyone making less than $40k a year doesn't pay any federal income tax.
>Remove all US Military bases and personnel from Europe. Most countries in Europe have capable Military's of their own. If shit ever went down we could re-mobilize and be back in a matter of a few days.
>Require mandatory firearm and rifleman training in all high schools.
>End Corporate welfare.
>Make every state a 'Shall-Issue' state, and require all state's to recognize ccw licenses from other states.
>Begin reducing the amount of Oil bought from the middle east, and start buying from the Russians instead.
>But would also invest in alternative energy sources.
>Would be willing to negotiate with North Korea, but would also be just as willing to invade if that pudgy fuck doesn't cool off.
>Willing to give some illegals amnesty, but would also heavily tighten down on all immigration. Especially from Mexico and countries with known ties to terror groups. Would probably build the wall.
More I'd like to do, but I'll go with that for now.
>>77437885
flag checks out
>>77437707
This
>Build gas chambers capable of gassing thousands per day per facility
>Build massive ovens capable of cremating literal tons of bodies at a time
>Round up all liberals, as well as hardcore christfags
>Into the gas chamber they go
disband the union
>>77432768
something about banks/fed. then nationalize at least a large part of the military industrial complex. occasional private contracts to remain competitive but no gov waste/private backrubs for mundane bullshit like ammo, food etc
>>77434232
>>Ban on automatic assault weapons only
Well those are already banned, so now what
Build a wall.... in Canada.
>>77437683
>Leavin the good ones
And then they will have children who regresses to the mean, and you're back where you started
Also
>Reperations
Ur more cucked than me, and I'm Swedish
>Enact term limits and mandatory age retirement for Congress.
President doesn't have that authority.
>Send more Carrier groups to the South China Sea and dare China to fuck around some more.
Could provoke a world war.
>Form an alliance, or at least a non-aggression pact, with Russia.
President does not have that authority. Putin does not want an alliance or non-aggression pact, nor do the russian people.
>Not sure if those last two will go well together.
Because they won't.
>Institute a flat tax, but anyone making less than $40k a year doesn't pay any federal income tax.
President doesn't have that authority.
>Remove all US Military bases and personnel from Europe. Most countries in Europe have capable Military's of their own. If shit ever went down
we could re-mobilize and be back in a matter of a few days.
A huge part of US foreign policy is our ability to "project" our influence around the world. Doing this would cripple us politically.
>Require mandatory firearm and rifleman training in all high schools.
President doesn't have that authority.
>End Corporate welfare.
President doesn't have that authority.
>Make every state a 'Shall-Issue' state, and require all state's to recognize ccw licenses from other states.
President doesn't have that authority, nor does congress. 10th Amendment, look it up.
>Begin reducing the amount of Oil bought from the middle east, and start buying from the Russians instead.
President doesn't have that authority.
>But would also invest in alternative energy sources.
President may actually have that authority, so, good one.
>Would be willing to negotiate with North Korea, but would also be just as willing to invade if that pudgy fuck doesn't cool off.
Cool, just wait and see what China thinks of either of those options.
>Willing to give some illegals amnesty,
President doesn't have that authority.
Congratulations you're a fucking moron.
Vaporwave national anthem
>>77433137
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>>77438395
No, you're an idiot if you think there are no good blacks. Look at the based little dindu that's been floating around. Most are shit, and most will take the "reparations" because they're retarded and don't know how shit Africa is. The smart ones, with families, and jobs will stay. I only call it that for trickery. And no one is more cucked than you.
>>77434232
>Refund NASA at $0.10 of every tax dollar
As in, NASA literally gets 300 billion dollars every single year?
>>77432768
Get the nigger smell outta the curtains
Are these as good as they used to be, I haven't had them in over 30 years . 1st day well I'd reward firearm manufacturers, repeal womens suffrage and start deporting. Yep.
>>77433219
Why isn't your Swedish flag showing?
>>77432768
Write the .5th amendment that says the first amendment and second amendment cannot be amended.
>>77432768
Get a census on the living conditions in every neighborhood.
>>77432768
food
Suspend the constitution.
Declare martial law.
Order the military to obtain at least five thousand miles of rope.
turn america into the ussr
free healthcare
tax the rich more
ect
>>77432768
Holy shit that is one fucking tasty looking sandwich.
make anime real
>>77432768
Enact a tax on all unhealthy foods and enact a "fat tax" wherein people over a certain BMI have to pay extra
>>77432768
Forbid the islamic ideology, spend billions on ads that gloriefy the nuclear familiey, abolish minority quotas and throw everyone into the ocean with military force that protests these changes with violence.
>>77439392
B-b-b-but bodybuilders mean that BMI is a broken index!!!
>>77432768
>>77434365
You and me are gonna get along very nicely, anon.
Eat that sammich
Set of a cabinet full of qualified individuals who excel in their field of expertise and become a glorified mouth piece for them. I then party all the time.
First I would immediately look into black book projects that military contractors have been doing for years. Deepest level shit. I'd tell them they have 3 years to develop interstellar travel and find a suitable planet to live on. Their budget would be unlimited.
Then in my last year I would
Ban Guns
Ban offensive language
Ban offensive ideas
Open Boarders
90%tax rate on the rich
Increase social programs
Then I'd announce we are taking all straight CIS christian white people and moving them to an undisclosed location to be culturally enriched for a period of time then they will be put back in society.
Then I'd actually take all those straight white CIS christians to whatever portal/ship they have developed, and take all of them to another world.
>>77439456
perfect
>>77432768
what restaurant did that come from senpai
first day in office i'd find that fucking sandwich and eat it
>>77432768
Jerk off in the Oval Office and then go watch some anime
I will head to some college graduations and deliver some speeches I didn't write.
>>77432893
underrated
Initiate islamic gommunism
>>77439569
>christians
degenerate
>>77432768
Legalize marajuana
Open Borders
Import Refugees
Ban "free speech"
Ban all guns
Increase welfare
Ban conservative ideas
>>77439614
Shake Shack.
>>77438443
All of this is bullshit to an ungodly. degree.
>Enact term limits
The next president can pick 4 new justices.
>Send more carrier groups to the south china sea
It's not an act of war congress can't do shit.
>Form a non aggression pact with Russia
Russia wants to keep itself from tanking again. they will lie in bed with america.
>Flat tax
correct
>Remove bases
correct
>Require mandatory firearm and rifleman training at all high schools
I can see this happening as a means to limit gun violence. The left would eat up any weakness in the gun wall.
>End corporate welfare
correct unfortunately
>Make every state a shall-issue state
Federal>states the way to give states a boost in this issue is to make concealed carry only legal in agreeing states.
>Reducing the amount of oil bought from the middle east
President completely has the authority to put a tariff or a embargo on a country or location.
>alternate energy source
correct but his life would be in danger
>negotiate with north korea
>negotiate
>north korea
>giving illegals amnesty
President can pardon them
>>77432768
Is that chik fil a ?
Kill all SJWs, feminists, cuckservatives, "old guard" (political and economic figures of the previous government), and at least 1/3 of the niggers. Empower every white male over the age of 18 to execute said scum without fear of recourse.
Nuke Saudi Arabia and ISISland. Tell Israel to fuck off. Provide free nuclear weapons to Iran in exchange for them keeping the radioactive Sunni scum in their place. Detente with Russia. Sever all ties with EU-controlled governments.
Streamline death penalty process and execute at least 50% of the country's prison populace by nightfall.
Restructure the military back to it's pre-2001 standards (everything from uniforms to weapons, recruitment/training standards, etc.).
Begin demolition of barely serviceable highways and replace them with more economical railroads.
Begin gradual elimination of income tax and raise corporate and import taxes to compensate.
Shoot the entire staff of the US Supreme Court, CIA, FBI, ATF, DHS, DOJ, and restaff them with people of my choosing.
Have a Coke.
>>77432836
This^
>>77439255
classic japan
>>77435056
Dis is good
>>77439749
>tfw two in this city
Mark my words, I will eat it this week.
>>77439701
If you're anything but christian you're the degenerate, friendo. Reminder that /pol/ is a christian board. To be Christian is to be red pilled.
I hope you come around.
>>77433049
You forgot, Baltimore, Phili, Detroit, St. Louis, and Atlanta
>>77432768
1. Annex Mexico
2. Deport all Mexicans to Guatemala
no need to build a wall, since Mexicans already have built (and paid for!) a wall there
If I'm president
>cut taxes everywhere
>create tax free zones in economically depressed areas
>up funding on the civilian marsmanship program and offer free classes for all types of weapons. Promote safety, patriotism, and law abiding firearms practices.
>decrease the military budget, fire all the chaffe (support staff, the majority of pentagon bureaucrats) and reduce the US military to a special operations and air/sea power force (keep the navy, fire most marines, reservists and army)
>take excess budget and apply it to the VA, but change the va to a voucher program alongside a down payment on a house or a year at an apartment complex with private job finding programs, once again paid for with vouchers that would be the leftover military budget
>make the EPA a purely punitive program that only regulates upon discovering law breaking activities (i.e. Dumping oil into a wetland etc)
>reform Medicare and Medicaid into a voucher program where your voucher equates to how much money you put in during your working years adjusted for inflation
>raise retirement age to 70 or approve a bill doing so
>create a government funded homeless worker program which provides free housing and construction training for working homeless
>legalize all drugs and offer free drug clinics in rural areas along with free housing
>dissolve the Fed
>form regional banks that print a single currency dictated by the treasury department
>offer tax breaks for technology firms and manufacturers that relocate to the US
>make a flat tax
>personal assets and company assets incur a 10% tax off the top when relocating overseas
>direct the dept of the interior to revitalize the national parks and ask congress to fund more national park creation (tie it in with homeless workers)
>offer felons the chance to get rid of their felony status upon ten years of non-recidivism (if they didn't get locked up their whole lives then surely they can be rehabilitated
>>77432887
Don't forget making containment camps for the Privileged™
>>77433219
>Take away everyone's guns.
>Cut military budget.
Those two are incompatible on account that you will need to use the military to seize guns.
Congrats, you've started a Civil War and robbed the military of the financing it will need to fight said war.
Have fun when the rebels hang your ass at Nuremberg 2.0 Confederate Bungalo
>>77434946
I believe they fly too high for any handheld AA system to reach that altitude anyway.
>>77432768
abolish the federal reserve
pass a constitutional amendment preventing the creation of a central bank
pass a balanced budget amendment
abolish the IRS
abolish income, capital gains, and dividends taxes
implement a simple federal flat sales tax and tariffs
privatize social security, welfare, and medicare
cut the inefficient spending of the military and other federal agencies
move federal overreach back to the states
>>77439869
fuck off degenerate
>Suspend immigration
>Legalize all drugs
>increase military funding, get rid of PC oversight shit
>Send everything I can at ISIS, fight jointly with Russian troops
>Lower taxes on every bracket including Rich
>Poor pay no taxes
>Tariffs on Chinese and Mexican goods
>Deportation force consisting of military personnel, toss out beans
>Get rid of Patriot act, NSA, TPP, NAFTA, Obamacare, Federal Reserve, and IRS
>Round up congress and Senate in room, execute them all with help of loyal Marines
>Take all power from here
>Put NASA in military budget, increase massively
>Weaponize moon, colonize mars, mine asteroids
>Cut all foreign aid
>Start taking over colonies in Africa, muh imperialism
>Leave UN, push for nationalism in other countries
>Get rid of MLK day, replace it with Thomas Jefferson day
>Make communist party illegal
Sort of going off the top of my head now, what do you guys think?
>>77439760
Congress does tariffs bud
It's in the fucking constitution
READ IT
>>77439886
>Atlanta
Sherman plz go
>>77433893
At least that will get rid of the gays.
>>77440007
>being this autistic
Leave it to a namefag.
>>77434558
MEXICO
>>77440007
How do you think Civil War II "The South Rises" would go?
I think, considering a huge amount of weapons are manufactured in the south, we would do quite well this time around.
The north is made up of pussy liberals who lay down to terrorists. No way they stand up to cis white men
Call my big boy jinping and tell him raw, "fuck you, if you want to import your shitty ass merchandise here you'll have to pay BIG TIME", raise importation taxes, lower income taxes, take a shit in the white house and thats about it for the first day.
Deport all liberals to Canada.
Proceed to nuke Canada.
Deport all people of Latin American descent, yes including whites. Force a eugenics program in the region where only light skin and/or colored eyes/hair males can breed. Shitskin males who break this rule are castrated.
Slavery is back, niggers do manual work while Asians/Muzzles are sex slaves.
Gas all the Jews. Nuke Israel hundred times.
Make the US into a monarchy and give the throne to my son when I retire.
>nuke cities with more than 30% niggers or 50% shitskins of any race
>have marines arrest all members of congress and the state legislatures
>mass executions of the prisoners on the whitehouse lawn
>legalize weed
>illegalize jews
>blaze both
>form a harem of ten year olds
>enjoy my rule
>>77432768
eat that muffuggin sandwich and hit that muffuggin like button
>>77437707
Does ISIS stand for Islamic State In SaudiArabia
>>77440150
Okay I cede on that issue.
>>77432768
have marijuana fueled marathon sex with my first lady in the oval office, order a bunch of pizza, smoke more weed and fire as many idiots as i can.
not necessarily in that order or even once per time.
Release an executive order to check these dubs
>enact wide spread assassination
>declare self emperor
>take Bailey Jay as concubine
>get ousted after 11 days
>feels bad man
>executed
>nothing of value was lost.
>>77432870
>>77433323
>>77433720
>>77433854
>>77432870
Based mayo haters UNITE
>Declare war on Israel
>Order mass deportation of all kikes
>Ban race-mixing
>Use coal burners and mulattoes as slaves to power a manually rotating statue of me
>Deport all niggers
>BUILD THAT WALL
>Focus on Isolationism and working on the American people rather than worrying about everyone else
>Give PALESTINE back to the Palestinians
>Nuke Mecca
>Build a strong and healthy relationship with Russia
>Kill transgenders and gays in droves
>Put Chris-chan on display at local zoo
>Put at least HALF of the military budget into making anime real
>Work with Nippon on creating bionic women
>Make women completely irrelevant
>Women die out
>Develop robots that can take human DNA and combine it with its own cybernetic qualities
>A hybrid race of cyborgs becomes the dominant race on Earth
Nuke Turkey
>>77432864
This and then on day two I would get the IRS to do a full audit on Bernie.
>>77432972
>>77432913
It's now
>2 posts by this ID
Get with the times, faggot.
>>77432768
Invite Nigel Farage to go pub crawling
>Ban Muslim entry into the US unless on Business or Diplomatic matters
>Order destruction of Mosques and republishing of the Quran that has annotations all throughout the book explaining why Islam is shit, ban old version of the Quran
>Order construction of the Wall
>Legalise weed, decriminalise possession of all drugs, divert funds from war on drugs into community treatment
>Make English official federal language
>Overturn citizens united
>Ban all forms of affirmative action
I'd say that's enough work for first days work
>>77441166
ANON FOR PRESIDENT!
>put every building, vehicle, gun, copy machine, and pen up for sale.
>take all the money made from the sale and burn it
>fuck over our creditors, and ensure no US government will be able to borrow a cent ever again
the only problem is that, without gibsmedats, the streets of our cities will be reeking with the bodies of dead dindus who cannot cope with having to support themselves.
the private dindu removal services will be hired by the various road companies, who will clear the roads so that their subscribers will not complain about stinking purple obstacles as they drive
>>77440383
It would be a long and brutal war, that much is certain. Southern victory would not be as straightforward as it would've been with the first war. The US Government still possesses the third largest standing army on Earth, and will not go down without a fight. To be it mildly, establishing the Confederate States will require the destruction of the United States.
Then there's the issue that there will be be in charge of the new Confederacy. Klansmen, generic White Nationalists, Southern Nationalists, Christian zealots, ex-US politicians, and various non-racist secessionists would all be taking up the mantle of the Confederacy, claiming to represent it, and vying for control of the national and state governments. These groups will either have to put together in a coherent coalition or one will have to grow powerful enough to subdue the other. Otherwise, it will just be Southerners killing Southerners.
That's not even beginning to deal with the issue of blacks. Now on /pol/, we all love to joke about killing/deporting/re-enslaving all the niggers, but desu, that's unfeasible. We'll have to come to some sort of an arrangement with them. Whether it be unifying under generic Southern Nationalism, or agreeing to split into separate countries.
Delete /pol/
>>77432768
remove cannabis and magic mushrooms from the list of schedule one drugs
remove ban of domestic hemp production
issue statement encouraging americans to start hemp companies producing hemp products domestically
tell congress not to bother passing the TPP because I won't sign it
bring all the trumps home
tell those countries we are leaving, do what you want, just leave us I lone cuz we are leaving you along. don't fuck with us anymore
throw a party, try to get laid
Initiate the Final Solution
>>77440647
It is disgusting that a Politician saying their country should come first is seen as a negative in the current year
Order the NSA to deliver all the evidence on Obama's background
>>77441374
DUDE
>>77440894
who is this semen demon and why does he turn me on
I never fucking thought a shill thread would send me to burger king at two in the morning.
Fuck you.
>>77432768
Call for ICE to conduct raids and start deporting illegals, cut off all welfare for them and allow for border patrol to shoot at criminals trying to cross the border.
>>77440383
It would be a long and brutal war, that much is certain It could be done, but it would be an uphill battle. Southern victory would not be as straightforward as it would've been with the first war. The US Government still possesses the third largest standing army on Earth, and will not go down without a fight. To be it mildly, establishing the Confederate States will require the destruction of the United States.
Then there's the issue that there will be be in charge of the new Confederacy. Klansmen, generic White Nationalists, Southern Nationalists, Christian zealots, ex-US politicians, and various non-racist secessionists would all be taking up the mantle of the Confederacy, claiming to represent it, and vying for control of the national and state governments. These groups will either have to put together in a coherent coalition or one will have to grow powerful enough to subdue the other. Otherwise, it will just be Southerners killing Southerners.
That's not even beginning to deal with the issue of blacks. Now on /pol/, we all love to joke about killing/deporting/re-enslaving all the niggers, but desu, that's unfeasible. We'll have to come to some sort of an arrangement with them. Whether it be unifying under generic Southern Nationalism, or agreeing to split into separate countries.
>>77441470
>she
>>77432768
Embarrass myself by drunkenly texting my ex and seeing if she wants to get back together again. Maybe with this new accomplishment it will work this time.
>>77441432
WUZ
get my goons to rough you up a little and give you an atomic wedgie while my Head Goon films it. sick vines tbqh
>>77433183
>dat id
>dat comment
TOP KEK
>>77441563
HEMP
This thread is shit and provides no content
Sage
>>77440007
holy shit
I think this guy is serious LOL
>>77432768
nuke everything and start over
>build walls
>deport tacos
>send BLM and SJW to canada
>massively cut welfare and require passed drug test to receive
>enact death penalty in all states
>CCW's become easier to get
>abolish electoral college, we going popular vote now nigga
>term limits for congress
>cease all muslim immigration
>open immigration to white Europe & Oceania
>lower minimum wage
>>77441541
I think you'll find I already referred to him as he
>>77432768
Nothing the first day but i would use my powers to poison the shit out of hundreds of nigger neighborhoods and a few white ones.
Once people (again mostly niggers) started dropping like flies and people noticed i would blame the mass poisonings on muslims and declare that we have to rid the country of them.
So i would mass poison niggers and declare open season on muslims all in the first year or so.
Then i'd sit back and decide what else i can get done.
>>77441316
>>Ban Muslim entry into the US unless on Business or Diplomatic matters
So you would keep letting in saudi princes with diplomatic immunity so they can break all the laws they want and abuse the system?
Fuck that. Those cunts should be first on the hit list.
>>77441768
HA YOU HAVE BEEN SHITPOSTED
>>77432768
>make Trump my VP
>suicide myself
>America Is Great Again
>>77432768
I make the Bible the national book.
I make Unitarian Christian Monotheism the national religion (but I do NOT illegalize others)
I make military service mandatory for sjws
I invade Saudi Arabia to get oil for FREE and for the gov't and not companies.
At this point, I go mad with power (sugar rush)
fuckit.jpg
I now know the name of every female redhead
I bang one a night
Eventually, one of them kills me.
The Anon reign ends
>>77441922
you an immigrant cunt? that was fairly weak
>>77441973
yeh cunt get off me island
>>77441795
If you want to go with the Reichstag Fire Decree route, best poison a few Jewish neighborhoods while you're at it.
It will rid you of a major source of festering SJWism, make it easier to pin on Muslims, and you can rally the Jewish population behind you and shield yourself accusations of racism.
>>77441946
>Destroying Separation of Church and State
High Sparrow plz go
>>77442030
Makes sense, you can be my VP.
>>77442024
nah mate I grew here, you flew here
>>77441755
>>massively cut welfare and require passed drug test to receive
Very few welfare recipients actually use drugs. They did that in Florida and basically wasted $5million in testing to save a few hundred thousand in disqualified recipients. The problem is laziness and dependence. Should just make community service mandatory for welfare and other social assistance. Possibly even continuing education and/or trade certification at community colleges (which can be free for welfare recipients) to help get them back into the workforce.
>>77442290
>Very few welfare recipients actually use drugs.
Drug use is usually around 16% across all races and social classes. You're just more likely to get arrested for it if you're poor/not-white/
>>77441755
>>cease all muslim immigration
how does that even work? just claim you are christian...
