https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqtkckl6s5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkf0ecfsg3E
Debates:
>QandA debate
https://www.abc.net.au/tv/qanda/txt/s4445605.htm
>Regional leaders debate
https://iview.abc.net.au/programs/australia-votes-regional-leaders-debate/NS1633H001S00
>Leaders debate 2 (Starts about 50mins in)
https://www.kikebook.com/abcnews.au/videos/10155138096674988/
See how your electorate stacks up:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-12/vote-compass-right-left-leaning-electorates/7501092
News that nobody really gives a fuck about:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/
Election:
>BENDIGO MOSQUE APPROVED
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/06/15/10/25/bendigo-mosque-gets-green-light-as-high-court-throws-out-appeal#fuvcjJv1vwfRiOv7.99
>Greens thoroughly BTFO
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016-opinion/election-2016-greens-dummy-spit-over-preferences-as-unedifying-as-it-is-hypocritical-20160612-gphaqu.html
>Bob Katter brings the bantz
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-15/election-2016-bob-katter-'shooting'-video-criticised-orlando/7512912?WT.tsrc=Facebook
Parties:
Major:
The coalition
Labor
Legends:
Katters Australian
Family first
One nation
Minor:
Jaquie Lambie network
Nick Xenophon team
Glenn Lazarus team
Rise up
Australia first
I haz the autism:
Greens
Liberal democrats
Single Issue:
Shooters & fishers
Motoring enthusiasts
All other parties are irrelevant and you should feel bad for thinking otherwise.
/pol/ voting method:
Favorite memes > minors and independants > majors > unfunny memes > green.
House of reps: You have to preference all parties.
Senate: You may preference 1 choice above the line or 6. You must preference 12 or more if voting below the line.
The deadline for voter registration has passed.
TAKE A PEN WITH YOU TO VOTE.
Vote in these polls dog:
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll722374x942845fF-29
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll722375xb4E7f0E6-29
PSA:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj4e9Y6EV_A
Examples of legend status:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPz7ck1QANk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmBmHnwGuvw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOXh5repOWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrEL1qAkVpI
Examples of autism:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTJ2d8y86g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWGqFrZl7p8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-tp2TkRgJ8
Examples of banter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyELpE9CTa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cAyfsd67_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDNMNXNS4jI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmUo-nDJS2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeI5X001ATk
Election:
>Refugees btfo
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-18/election-2016-peter-dutton-comments-illiterate-refugees/7425642
>Gooks btfo
https://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/australian-banks-are-clamping-down-on-foreign-buying-of-homes-034057214.html?cmp=fb
>Neets btfo
https://theconversation.com/will-the-internships-program-help-young-people-get-jobs-58397
>Children btfo
https://www.safeschoolshub.edu.au/safe-schools-coalition-australia-resources
>Politicians btfo
https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2016/05/23/how-pauline-hanson-could-easily-win-a-senate-seat/
>Australia btfo
https://www.baka.com.au/national/chinese-billionaire-funding-our-mps-20090703-d7s9.html
>>77338740
It's the muslims we don't want. Once they are here how many mosques they have is beside the point.
No more muslims, not no more mosques.
>>77338880
>what is bacon bombs?
>>77338945
An American breakfast cereal?
Lads
>>77338740
>BENDIGO MOSQUE APPROVED
Anyone else think there's going to be riots over this? Surely the site of the mosque will be damaged over and over.
SOMEONE BURY A FUCKING PIG ALREADY ON THE SITE AND FILM IT FUCKING GO GO GO
>>77338740
This shit has to stop, I'm voting One Nation.
>>77339043
DO IT FAGGOT
ALL QUEENSLANDERS ARE HEREBY REQUIRED TO PREFERENCE PAULINE HANSON FOR THE SENATE BEFORE ANY OTHER CANDIDATE.
>>77338771
fark that video of Katter is good.
>>77339043
BURY PIG ON BUILDING SITE, RECORD IT AND SEND IT TO NEWS OUTLETS SO EVERYONE KNOWS, THE MUDSLIMES WON'T BUILD ON GROUND SOILED BY PIGS
BURY PIG ON BUILDING SITE, RECORD IT AND SEND IT TO NEWS OUTLETS SO EVERYONE KNOWS, THE MUDSLIMES WON'T BUILD ON GROUND SOILED BY PIGS
BURY PIG ON BUILDING SITE, RECORD IT AND SEND IT TO NEWS OUTLETS SO EVERYONE KNOWS, THE MUDSLIMES WON'T BUILD ON GROUND SOILED BY PIGS
BURY PIG ON BUILDING SITE, RECORD IT AND SEND IT TO NEWS OUTLETS SO EVERYONE KNOWS, THE MUDSLIMES WON'T BUILD ON GROUND SOILED BY PIGS
>>77338740
who you voting for in the senate?
>>77339043
BENDIGO HAS A FUCKING TRAIN STATION SOME LAZY CUNT FROM VICTORIA JUST GO DO IT CUNT IM IN QLD JUST THROW SOME BACON THERE
>>77339038
>Anyone else think there's going to be riots over this?
Appeals against it were thrown out by the court and they told people to "get over it already, it's happening".
I don't think those people who protested it (and the many more lazy people who stayed at home but were not on board with islam) will be pleased with this.
If there is another public showing I'm guessing it's going to be a lot bigger and a lot angrier.
>>77338998
How are you m8?
>>77339068
>I'm voting One Nation
Sound advice m8. Me too.
>>77339151
ONE NATION NUMBER ONE
>>77338740
Voting greens, lads.
Gotta be careful sourcing the pig carcass mates. The butcher might rat you out when he sees the pig he sold turn up on the news.
Don't pay with your debit card.
>>77339043
tfw mate got pig from farm butchered it and cooked it. We all ate it.
good shit. last for 4 days that fucker
>>77339191
FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY
BURY PIG ON BUILDING SITE, RECORD IT AND SEND IT TO NEWS OUTLETS SO EVERYONE KNOWS, THE MUDSLIMES WON'T BUILD ON GROUND SOILED BY PIGS
BURY PIG ON BUILDING SITE, RECORD IT AND SEND IT TO NEWS OUTLETS SO EVERYONE KNOWS, THE MUDSLIMES WON'T BUILD ON GROUND SOILED BY PIGS
BURY PIG ON BUILDING SITE, RECORD IT AND SEND IT TO NEWS OUTLETS SO EVERYONE KNOWS, THE MUDSLIMES WON'T BUILD ON GROUND SOILED BY PIGS
BURY PIG ON BUILDING SITE, RECORD IT AND SEND IT TO NEWS OUTLETS SO EVERYONE KNOWS, THE MUDSLIMES WON'T BUILD ON GROUND SOILED BY PIGS
>>77339253
great pic
>>77339346
Yeah them butchers really keep track on the carcasses these days.
not like the innocent old days
>>77339208
It'd take me about 4 hours to get there and even more to get back.
Probably a 10 hour ordeal and I'd need some normies on board because it would have to be the whole pig.
Just convince some Bendigo facebook pages until some bogans decide to be heroes.
Can I get a TLDR on this whole /auspol/
>>77339204
Not any major party candidate
i hope no one from the public is going to come forward about the guy they saw on the train with his pig carcass
Compare and contrast the voters of Melbourne and rural Queensland.
One group cares about asylum seekers and gay marriage; the other cares about the economy, jobs and the country. But which has infinitely more influence in national politics?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-14/voters-batman-maranoa-vote-compass-left-right/7500500
>>77339557
Just put some make up and a wig on it m8 and it will look like any Aussie chick.
>>77339557
Nah, just bring a live pig and act like you're doing a garry the goat thing.
People would probably help you hoping to get facebook famous
who /hatesthongs/ here
>>77339646
blasphemer
>>77339548
Nah m8 put Libs in at last place as a block against Labor
>>77339505
Straya is having a mosque foisted upon us, the boys are trying to rib each-other till some patriotic son of the south buries a dead pig in the allocated backyard to scare off the followers of the warlord Mo'ham'head and his goonless goon
>>77339624
I wonder if the ABC knew they were painting an unflattering portrait of the inner city Melbourne scum?
They are probably lost so far up their own arseholes they don't even realise there is a problem with being a hipster cunt who only cares about bullshit emotional crap.
>>77339505
Straya is having a mosque foisted upon us, the boys are trying to rib each-other till some patriotic son of the south buries a dead pig in the allocated backyard to scare off the followers of the warlord Mo'ham'head and his goonless goons.
>>77339646
I hate the clopflop sound they make and they're just uncomfortable to me
>>77339387
does this actually work? has it ever stopped a mosque going ahead?
>>77338740
JUST copy my format bru.
>>77339646
Poofter cunt.
how come its ok to call scientology an evil cult and protest their building an HQ in sydney but a mosque is beyond reproach
>>77339624
>that outfit
>that scenery
>that sky
The very land is rebelling against the rampant faggotry that Melbourne has embraced.
>>77339624
That's people from the furthest left electorate in the country.
There is a lot of conservatives in Melbourne, anywhere >50% white is far-right, lots of based East Melbourne is but won't be for long if this immigration continues.
>>77339756
libs are just as bad as labour. less refugees, more 457 visas.
with either major party WE LOSE
>>77339937
Well put m8. Liberals will drown us in low wage chinks and curries.
>>77339824
Makes them hopping mad at least.
>>77339901
Retards and willful cognitive dissonance from the Left as they embrace a political system that if ever came to power would throw society back like it was 1200 AD.
all the africans and muslims in melbourne are natural conservatives
>>77338740
Shorten is such a creepy little bastard
>>77339778
>>77339802
Beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulGeSWxsMAE
Remember to take the precautions of not getting caught.
shariaunveiled.wordpress.com/2013/04/04/how-to-stop-a-mosque-from-being-built/
>Entire thread layout and posts is an exact duplicate of /brit/
Son I am proud, carry on the torch, and use it to burn the mosque down.
>>77338740
>I haz the autism:
>Liberal democrats
Quit the memeing, they are for small government and want our guns back,
>>77340016
"Tanned Australians"
>>77340016
implying those wastes of air will vote
>>77340066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ryrWvpaBI
You know you could just call this guy up.
He's very good.
>>77340021
He's a total cuck too, did you see Q&A?
>>77340115
if the Liberal party stopped alienating them by being racist they could reclaim key electorates in east melbourne
>>77340159
the aboriginal treaty thing is like the achilles heel for all these cunts
>>77340245
why would you want the liberal party to get electorates anyway?
>>77340245
How exactly are the libs racist, even in the meme sense of the word?
>>77340245
No m8 you have to promise them free shit.
>>77338740
yeah i read about that, what a load of shit aye
Labor is running ads in foreign languages too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W95RHO6_Gw4
>>77340245
lmao I wish they were racist m8, they're bunch of cucks
>>77340245
How the fuck are the libs racist? They are sell outs and cucks of the highest order but they aren't racist.
The last fucking thing this country needs is the demographic courting identity politics which has broken the USA, libs need to ditch Malcolm who is the most left-winged cunt leading a party that wants to be conservative. Neo-conservative, but conservative none the less.
>discussing politics with people
>explain to them what needs to happen in Australia
>'Education, Health and quality of life sectors need to be the main focus of any government'
>'Yeah I agree, thats why I'm voting Labor'
CUNT NO
>>77340388
>labor is running ads in foreign languages too
Oh that's just fucking treason, give me a link I need to rage.
>>77340476
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-08/labor-migrant-multi-lingual-ads/7481902
>>77340469
>Education, Health and quality of life sectors need to be the main focus of any government'
ALL OF WHICH WILL GO DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN IF YOU LET GOVERNMENTS EMBRACE MASS IMMIGRATION LIKE A SNOWBALL EMBRACES THE VOLCANO
FUCKING
CLUELESS
BASTARDS
>>77340469
its sad anon that no matter what we do, its always gonna be liberal or labor
>>77340544
KILL MAIM AND FUCKING BURN
DROP DEAD SHORTIE YOU SELL OUT BASTARD
FUCKING TOWER OF BABEL THE WHOLE COUNTRY YOU STUPID DAFT BALD CUNT
>>77340544
Why are Labour party such cucks in every country?
>>77340469
but that's bullshit
the main focus of the government should be national defense, security and courts
everything else should be left to the free market
>>77340599
>always
No m8, just because something has existed for all your life doesn't mean it will exist forever.
Change will happen. God send that it is soon.
>>77339038
>australians
>rioting
lel
>>77340675
They were bought out and gutted by literal Communists in the 50s (serious)
>>77340599
Remember the whigs, there is always a stuff-up or a series of stuff-ups so big or long that the party just loses steam and drops dead.
>>77340675
Labor in Australia was good up until the 1950s under based Calwell
then the unions were taken over my marxists who hate the white working class the party used to represent
Daily reminder. Shorten is high E, low T.
>mfw Australian accent
>>77340599
I used to be alright with the Liberals, but now they're just fucked up.
They're trying to be something they clearly aren't, and they're consistently trying to jew the working man so hard even uneducated idiots can tell.
RIP our country
Friendly reminder that courts and judges are a cancer upon Western society and must go.
>>77340788
>>77340797
Oh, same thing here but a bit later on.
>>77340799
Your girls seem to like it cunt.
Course one look at their bloody teeth and we are in a scrum to get the fuck out.
>>77340799
Joke's on you, I forcibly removed my australian accent and now I've got some quasi-british transatlantic thing
>>77339321
(you)
I reckon you guys might appreciate this website: http://www.australianconservativecoalition.com/
Basically, it goes through some parties that are "conservative". From the website:
>One Nation - outstanding policies for climate realists, anti ETS and opposed to the UN-ification of Australia, including Agenda 21/30
>Australian Liberty Alliance - individual liberty, small government, Western values, social fairness and an integrated multi-ethnic society
>Christian Democrats - Christian values
>Family First - family values
>Katter's Australia Party (QLD) - stop selling prime land, caring for farmers
>Liberal Democrats - Libertarian, self responsibility, small government
>The Mature Australia Party - proving you don't have to be old to be mature
>The Nationals - the Party representing our farmers
>The Liberal Party (Conservatives only)
>>77340801
We need another party with a coherent mission.
The greens keep lefties from voting micro party but there is nothing for the right.
>>77340599
yeah and the problem is people think that if they dont vote liberal or labor their vote wont count. shit needs to change. i hope this election gets more independent votes than ever before.
>>77340944
Heh, same
>>77339646
>>77340868
>Trying to make out your females are any better
HAH!
You're the same shit, with a different accent. Unless of course you bred with an aboriginal.
You didn't do that now did you anon?
>>77340944
Why do you even have that accent, it's weird. You should have motherland accent anyway.
All this bullshitting accents you and the Kiwi's and Canadians have all conjured up. Weirdos.
>>77340544
A deeper look at that article reveals something that truly terrifies me.
A sudden need to pander to the Indian population will mean the introduction of identity politics, which means the incredibly divisive race to call the opposition a racist and the dissolution of the "Australian" identity into groups of people with conflicting goals and loyalties.
Fucking pollies fucking up the basics of integration fuck.
>>77340944
>>77341012
Everyone tells me I have "an accent" but when I ask what they mean they can't say.
I guess I just talk weird.
Plays on my mind. I think it is the autism.
>>77341040
No this is Labors plan every time they get in they just flood the joint
>>77341019
Because australian nasally is painful to listen to and americans handle 'r' sounds nicer
>>77339985
>Makes them hopping mad at least.
well thats a good thing at least.
Who /voting Labor because they predict an imminent collapse of the Australian Markets, thus assuring whoever presides over Australia as it happens won't get elected for another 8-12 years/ here?
surprised i havent seen more people talking about the sustainable australia party more, their whole party is just based around lower immigration. what's the catch?
>>77341086
If you have an above average vocabulary then everyone will think that you are British
>>77340021
with bonus manboobs
>>77341143
I didn't say I hated them, I like them.
But I want to know why you have those accents.
You shouldn't, you should speak like us.
>>77341182
When are you going to finish off the Abo's and exterminate them? How is that coming along? You're not actually protecting them are you?
>>77339038
Someone should just bury a pig on the ground they want to build on.
>>77341086
My mum is from England, so it just comes with the territory I guess.
>>77341256
>My mum is from England
Do you got the British passport m8?
>>77340115
the liberal candidate in my electorate is a muslim named mohammad.
>>77340835
Abo detected, go back to using your boomerang you uncultured cunt
>>77340953
is there a site which lists all the parties and their preferences?
>>77341229
The Abo's are not joke going to fade away, despite millions of government funding being thrown at them.
I talked to an Elder who was pretty fucking chill but despaired at the Abo youths self-destructive tendencies.
>>77341297
Nah, not yet, I was gonna get it soon once the UK is a bit more stable.
>>77341182
I voted 1 for them last election
>>77341319
I think this is all the parties:
http://www.aec.gov.au/Parties_and_Representatives/Party_Registration/Registered_parties/index.htm
But not too sure about preferences.
>>77341352
Good good.
Now we need to fix out the greenery problem, maybe get Israel to help you with that. Plant some trees in all your desert and get it nice and Englandy again before the Abo's destroyed it all.
>>77341360
We are stable.
>>77341040
this was exactly what Keating wanted to do to the country
>>77341352
Aboriginal "elders" are corrupt, not "chill". They have defrauded Australians out of the lions share of the Aboriginal funding.
Fuck Aboriginal "elders" fuck Aboriginal "communities" they are Australian citizens and should be treated the same as everyone else. If you want to live in a hole in the desert fucking pay for it yourself
>>77341360
You can't gotta go through as if you never had british family, They don't like people who's parents were british but they literally have lower standards for brown people.
>>77339646
Bloody gahla
>>77341503
I meant once the whole Brexit thing is finished. And also Ramadan.
It's a shame the UPF didn't get the members they needed to form their party.
I've done some work with them and they really would have been pretty based if one of them got into parliament.
>>77341617
>And also Ramadan
You fasting m8? Left you with low energy?
>>77341623
They did, they got fucked around.
>>77341401
yeah reading up about them now seems like they might be the go. decent plans.
>>77341543
Not even that.
We have a NET target that has to be reached.
The EU is unlimited and we cannot control it.
Non EU migrants can be controlled so the commonwealth (AUS/CAN/NZ) get discriminated against because Pytor and Thomasz from Lublin that have criminal records are more important than you according to the European Union.
>>77341617
You think muslims will attack London again after what we did to them after Lee Rigby?
Top lul.
>>77341643
kek
>>77341675
What happened m8?
>>77341684
They are a little worryingly environmental, but a decent showing of them winning some balance of power seats could have a big impact on immigration
>>77341675
Did they? Shit, I didn't know about that.
Not surprising though, since the mainstream had gone full "they're Narrtzies".
>>77341643
Nah, Ramadan is high time for terrorism
>>77341713
I'm paranoid about safety, but I'd spend not much time in London at all anyway, so yeah
>>77341784
yeah they kinda seem like an upside down version of the greens but if they support lower immigration then im all for them
Why must Labor try so hard to appeal to the SJW cuck crowd
Why must Labor now be the party of shit skins and progressive movements
I don't want to vote Libs because they're a bunch of neolib faggots who don't give a fuck about Australia or Australians. Libs are absolutely everything wrong with Globalisation
I'm forced to vote Labor while I block my nose and hope the faceless men in the Conservative faction keep shit from getting too looney
>Vote Minor party
I will be, Labor will third and second last (Greens last) but the one you place third last is effectively the one you're voting for
ALA, One Nation, LDP in Upper House don't worry lads
I used to be on the fence for LDP because they seemed like neolib cucks through and through but are actually pretty moderate when It comes down to it and are against open borders unlike other Libertarian parties around the world
>>77338740
Your national anthem fucking sucks. Why didn't you wankers choose Waltzing Matilda?
>>77341993
Don't remind us mate. That's a perpetual debate here.
>>77341993
>tfw we could have had this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKQvHhSs8g
>>77341993
>Waltzing Matilda
You bloody killed her.
>>77341993
Well techincally if the Queen turns up then our anthem is God Save the Queen
>>77341851
>I will be, Labor will third and second last (Greens last) but the one you place third last is effectively the one you're voting for
haven't they changed it so you can let your vote in the lower house expire now?
>>77341840
You'll be fine.
No one does anything here. Muslims keep quiet or they have a Mosque burned down.
They know the rules now.
>>77341993
the verses of Advance Australia Fair not included in the official anthem are based as fuck, they literally talk about keeping australia ethnically british
Fuck this shit.
How do they not see what they're doing to the future of this country.
>>77342244
No only the senate has changed. Lower House is the same as always.
>>77342244
No, the opposite
You used to be able to just list off as many as you want but If they were all shit you could leave it blank
Now your vote is invalid unless every single box has a number in it
>>77342309
The Liberals love witnessing the destruction of our culture
>>77342309
They do it's just that they are literal scum and addicted to the power so they go further and further to maintain it.
Plus they are fucking commies
>>77342102
How dare you mention G*d, bad goyi- I mean racist
>>77342309
>>77342360
Can't you just replace all your parliament with cardboard cutouts?
>>77342279
Holy shit I never knew this...
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia fair!"
When gallant Cook from Albion sail'd,
To trace wide oceans o'er,
True British courage bore him on,
Till he landed on our shore.
Then here he raised Old England's flag,
The standard of the brave;
With all her faults we love her still,
"Brittannia rules the wave!"
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
Beneath our radiant southern Cross,
We'll toil with hearts and hands;
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands;
For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share;
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
While other nations of the globe
Behold us from afar,
We'll rise to high renown and shine
Like our glorious southern star;
From England, Scotia, Erin's Isle,
Who come our lot to share,
Let all combine with heart and hand
To advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore
To guard our native strand;
Brittannia then shall surely know,
Beyond wide ocean's roll,
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep a British soul.
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
>>77342102
Its the same as waltzing matilda wtf is this man
can we not come up with anything else besides that song?
>>77342360
No they don't but they love the fast tax brought by gooks
>>77342332
>>77342343
>you're literally forced to endorse labor or liberal
oy vey
>>77338740
Excuse me fellow shitposter labour are not major tier... What is this? What are u doing on this site?
>>77342201
what a fucking stuck up old cunt
excuse me has anyone seen my forehead?
>>77342463
>fast tax brought by gooks
Fast tax and borrowed money. Fake money printed by the banks. Ponzi scheme.
>>77342490
Stop
Look at your flag
Note the Union Jack
Feel stupid
>>77342102
oh christ
>>77339038
this Islam is a cancer Islam is a violent horrible religion and has no place in civilized nations.
>>77342554
it looks like an arse crack
Who do I vote for pol
> tfw forced to vote labour
If the Libs didn't try to jew me out of my degree and sell me out to rich boomers/chinese with negative gearing, then yeah I would've voted Lib
>>77342201
>>77342600
katter
>>77342442
I only thought there were verses 1 and 3 of those and we only ever sing the first one
>>77342640
Ha, what are you going to do Britbong? Enforce your Colonial Rule?
>>77342640
So are you.
East India Company.
>>77339038
Do what we do, burn it down.
Muslims don't like fire, something about desecration of body? They don't get into paradise because Allah doesn't offer skin grafts?
I don't know. But burn them.
>>77342490
m8 if you talk shit about mum I'll dust you out the front of the pub
>>77342686
the sun never sets
>>77342743
BAHAHAHA
>tfw only person in straya for lax gun laws
>tfw only person in straya for overturning port arthur laws
>tfw hate turncoat but going to vote libs
get me off this ride /pol/
>>77341182
theyre who im voting for. anti immigration, pro environment. whats not to like.
>>77342663
only 1 and 3 are the national anthem
>>77342935
your never alone
Anyone watching the Chaser? It's pretty bad
>>77343241
>Anyone watching the Chaser?
Not for about ten years.
>>77342343
You what mate? You've always had to number all candidates in the house of reps. Now you need to number 1-6 above the line in the Senate or 1-12 below the line.
Check your post box, the AEC sent out a flyer highlighting the changes in the senate voting.
Also, who's a national democratic socialist to vote for? Nobody does it for me since I turned full nazi.
>>77342935
>implying the libs will overturn the gun laws
Mate they fucking introduced them, its the one thing the progressive crowd gives Howie props for.
Vote for a minor party or just wait for Europe to implode in the Lefts face so we can bounce back like the rest of us.
WHICH PARTY WILL LET ME OWN A PUMP ACTION SHOTGUN AND SIX SHOOTER
>>77343444
>since I turned full nazi
You shave your head m8?
>tfw this isn't our anthem
>>77343520
since I turned 1/2 nazi then.
>>77342663
Second verse is too racist for today's delicate flowers.
>>77343499
LDP & SFF (Shooters, Fishers and Farmers)
which party will help me with a job post uni
One nation.
>>77343612
Are you sure? Aren't they just for hunters and sport shooters
I am talking about personal defense
>>77343530
>forgetting to post link
>shiggy me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lCu_wd_bulw
>>77339299
Never thought it would come to this, but one nation gets my vote.
>>77343562
>1/2 nazi
You got a swastika tattoo m8?
>>77339253
I miss that era even though hippies are degenerate
>>77343802
>one nation gets my vote
Good man.
>>77343693
Oh, LDP then
>>77343867
At least the hippies spoke your fucking language.
>>77343867
Those aren't hippies......those are just men from the 80's.
This picture is all you need to see that the 80's was a much better time to be Australian then now.
>>77343444
You can vote for 1 above the line or 6. 12 or more below the line
>>77344061
The 80s were our golden era and everyone knows it. We seem to as a nation have a strong collective nostalgia for the decade.
>>77344067
>1 or 6
Seems an easy way to make a whole bunch of invalid votes due to people being morons.
>>77344061
70s or early 80s yeah I know, the look just reminded me of hippies
And having lived in the 80s, can confirm (here anyway)
>>77342442
breddy good
>>77343444
>Also, who's a national democratic socialist to vote for? Nobody does it for me since I turned full nazi.
I suggest starting a new aussie nationalist party, name it something with 'patriot' or 'front'. Then hold some gatherings in public with 10-20 people showing up, make sure you have some eureka flags and some signs that insist you're really, really not racist, you're just against "islamification"
Then get into flame wars with other similar groups on stormfront and facebook, make sure you use terrible grammar and post vague threats at each other a lot. It's far more important to be the big strongman of your group than to get anything done
this is sure to be the way to get a viable nationalist party going
>>77344181
http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/cth/consol_act/cea1918233/s269.html
>>77344067
>>77344181
You can vote for as many as you like. It is not just one or 6.
>>77341301
Yeah they get into politics and council positions as soon as possible then fuck everything up.
We'll be Britain in five years at best.
>eu cucked
>murica cucked
>straya on its way to being cucked
>canuks more like cucks amirite?
Death of the white race imminent, five hundred year long dark age before we get back on top again.
>yfw the human race will never colonize the stars, explore the galaxy or make contact with aliens
>we'll instead stay on this floating rock living in mudhuts, sheparding goats and marrying our cousins until the sun explodes
>>77344223
Well at least you'd be having a go m8 and not just shitposting on the chans.
>UPF OP
>>77344160
80's were the days of Sir Joh. My Dad got to hold one side of the ribbon for him at the ceremonial opening of the electrified railway between Brisbane and Rocky.
>>77344640
>My Dad got to hold one side of the ribbon for him at the ceremonial opening of the electrified railway between Brisbane and Rocky
>>77344067
matey, here's the handout from the AEC. Please don't fuck up your senate vote.
I think we're all just waiting for the white revolt. When PC dies their end comes.
>>77344904
Your vote will still count if you number less than 6. It is called a "saving provision".
>>77344959
>the white revolt
I have all their albums m8.
>>77344640
Sir joh is a god.
>>77344359
You give up far too easily. We wont go quietly or even allow anyone to change our laws. Sharia will never be a thing.
>>77343867
>tfw born too late to enjoy that era
>>77342118
Yeh but who left her on the grass with a dildo up her ass?
>>77342442
used to be "for loyal [british] sons across the seas" as well, not the pissy "for those who've come across the seas". tell that to your leftycuck friends
>>77344359
>We'll be Britain in five years at best.
i dont think its that bad yet. but sydneys pretty fucked. they are multiplying rapidly. everywhere you go there are fat muslim ladies in head scarfs with 2 or 3 kids hanging off of them.
>>77344359
>Implying we can ever be as cucked as Europe
M8 the fact that we're on an island does wonders. Have you ever looked at a map?
who /hasgunz/ here?
>>77345471
lucky cunt
>>77345141
It will be, the millennials are too stupid to resist the muslims hordes.
>tfw everyone I know has had a friend raped by muslims yet refuse to acknowledge islam is a violent desert religion
>>77345447
>>77345447
They'll be out breeding us soon, a friend has been working on a build site where they're putting up houses just to store syrian refuges.
Not christians, atheists or jews because they never make it out of the camps but a pure shot of brown breeding stock to fuck up our country and its shit.
>>77345471
Is that a fucking wooden M-16?
Because it looks beautiful
>>77345506
>>77345675
That's definately not that anons collection.
I've seen that pic on /k/
>>77339646
Fuck off back to Lebanon.
>>77345216
I'm glad at least one of you knows that.
Who based /tones/ here?
>>77345901
Have a rare tone m8
>>77345901
Had the charisma of a paintbrush, but he was Based AF.
>>77339979
Chinks and curries don't like muslims. That's why you rarely see them in "refugees welcome" demonstrations. They still smell bad, though.
>>77344904
The AEC is not the law which is linked here.>>77344286
Section 1 part b clearly states you may vote for only 1 if you like.
Of course they tell you to vote for the majors.... wake up.
>>77344974
It must be 1 or six+
>>77345983
>Based AF
He was a globalist who imported hundreds of thousands of chinks and curries and wanted to smash traditional Australian social arrangements in favour of neo-liberal bullshit.
Good riddance to him.
>>77345988
>Chinks and curries don't like muslims.
But they line up in the anti-white coalition with them m8. This is what you see in UK.
>tfw being bendigonian
Riots soon
Send help lads
>>77345983
>>77345901
He was a huge turd who blew a ridiculous amount of money on drones and planes no one wanted or needed while our infrastructure crumbles.
>>77346089
This.
Reminder that the liberals sold our public utility and transport companies to their highest campaign bidders and allowed that mining pig to import entire towns of cheap labor.
>>77346089
>got replaced with malcom shitcunt who's exactly the same because SBS and ABC couldn't go five minutes without spending the taxpayer money to spread the "tony is racist" meme
I hear nothing about DLP as a party preference.
They're actively against islam, marxism and degeneracy. Sure they've got some silly ideas but I'll take owning a cow and three acres any day.
>>77346468
I like them, I wish they were running in my state tbph
>>77346468
That's democratic labour party before some cunt comes in here with the lib dem libertarian wank.
>>77338740
instead of me watching videos or reading, explain to me what's happening, in the most condescending way possible.
>>77346410
Tony cooked his own goose by bedding that giantess chief of staff and letting her pussy lead him by the nose.
>>77346358
post happenings
First Party best party
>>77346468
>DLP
The problem with a party like that (with no MPs) is they are full of nutters and dominated by individual personalities.
Their one Senator quit and started a new party. So their organisation must be a real shitshow.
>>77346358
I'm sure RA and/or UPF will help you if you ask.
post /fuckthegunlaws/ pics
>>77342118
Lying in the grass with a shovel up her arse.
>>77339161
There's 15 links in that post you goddamn abbo
The solution is simple! Contaminate the site with a Meth lab. This is Bendigo after all.
>>77346821
The first legend video (Which is obvious to Aussies because "Katter" is the guys name)
>made by a jeweller for some bikies
>>77346735
I gotta say I fucking despise their current MP, but for a woman with a 'phd' in social science she's not on the liberal agenda.
Worst comes to worst I wouldnt mind them getting some sway to combat this marxist push we're dealing with.
>>77346358
mfw bgo also.
what gives no one here knows what this place is besides people i know... is that you ben ?
>>77340388
Oh lawd my fucking sides
>>77346781
and the bees, and the trees
and the bloody aborigines
>>77346777
STEN?
>>77347049
Don't remember that part, but I haven't heard it since I was a kid in the eighties.
How do you aquire guns in Australia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg
>>77347356
Just do some dumbbell curls m8.
>>77345471
>>'Yeah I agree, thats why I'm voting L
lucky bastard
>>77342102
Fuark that 100000000 times better then what we have. Feels so bad that we don't have this.
>>77338740
Why do people here have so much national pride? Like fuck you didn't choose to be born in this shithole, are you just making the best of a bad situation?
>>77347356
buy them ?
>>77347566
Go hate yourself somewhere else cunt
>>77347566
Get out commie
can someone fault the iatter australia party?
give me one reason not to vote for them
>>77347733
*katter
>>77347566
Fuck off with babbys edgy self-hatred m8.
>>77347566
Faggot
>>77347733
>>77347758
He is soft on the abo and immigrant issues.
>>77347672
is your dick rate thread still up, mate?
>>77347566
nah mate, you're a cityfaggot
>>77347877
Nah I got warned for duplicates you sick homo
>>77347996
>implying im the homo
you're the one who was trying to score with that hormone tit tranny
>>77338740
How exactly do you think a bunch of independents are going to be able to Negotiate ANY laws in the senate...No really If anyone has a plan PLEASE let us know?
>>77347566
You need a good beating. 100% guaranteed your a cityfag probs from Melbourne.
>>77348336
it fucks up everyone else and screwd the 2.5 party system
>>77348336
Oh god here comes reddit.
Listen here you uneducated fuckwit, the point of not having majors in the senate is so government can't ram anything it wants through in fact this is the ENTIRE POINT of even having a senate.
>>77348336
We don't want any laws passed. All they do is shit.
>>77347410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjyyoAeHPzU
>>77347566
>national pride
Because straya is factually better than a large portion of the world because its people are better.
>>77340099
Agreed, i'm a libdemfag and I don;t really get the hate. Basically Libertarians without the cucking on the borders. Pic unrelated.
>watching videos of the 2000 Australian olympics
>Aussies all chanting AUzZIE AUZZIE AUSSIE OIOI OI
>Few chinks and curries sprinkled here and there but even they are all enthusiastic
>Everyones proud to be Australian and everyone seems to be in good spirit.
I'm i came to australia in 2003 when I was 8
I think I have to leave, I understand im infecting the country. Australia was so good before but now its gone to shit because of liberalism and immigrants.
Only if people listened to Howards 3 child policy kek
>>77339299
Get my #2 spot.
Has he essentially become a Labor shill now? I heard he was literally getting paid by them to spread Pro-Labor messages on social media, obviously to try and appeal to "le social media generation" and even steal votes from The Greens.
His videos on the Future Music Festival, Stereosonic and Bali are some of my favourite on Youtube. Nowadays he just posts 100% political videos with weak appeals to emotion and unfunny memes. Fuck this cunt, he's over my facebook all the time.
>>77348502
And you want to stall evrything///like cuts to Uni marxists good one.
>>77348792
They only pretend not to be cucked on borders because they know it would sink them.
>>77348516
exactly thats why all the independants will side with ALP GREENS like they always do.
>>77348962
He is on the union pay roll m8.
>>77348962
Someone is paying him I forgot who
>>77347843
Ah there it is, the ad hom, the truly intelligent response.
>>77349074
I think this lad's right
>>77349032
What is the independants stance on:
>gay marriage
>Cuts to Universities
>The republic debate
>Capitalist economy
>
>>77348962
>over my Facebook
>liking his page and/or friends with people who share political opinions you genuinely disgust
Reconsider your online activities matey.
>>77339387
Actually considering doing this, where are they building it i'm only 30 min away? Anyone else want to join in if they confirm the build.
All independents will give/receive preferences from ALP or GREENS because there is no way they'll get elected with out them.
>>77349105
It's not ad hominem if you literally are a faggot. Probably a Melbourne pansy that has coffee in Brunwick with his hipster friends.
>omg I can't believe people still think national borders are relevant in 2016
>>77349168
It depends on the independent, people should get informed of independent candidates they can vote for. Obviously people like Xenophon are complete poison and need to be shot.
>>77348987
Super annoying that libertarians tend to be weak on border protection, feel like im drifting more to the political right each day.
>>77349239
Fuck that I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than like his page. Unfortunately I live in fucking Canberra so everyone here is a public servant, related to a public servant or is mates with a public servant. So everyones a fucking labor supporter sadly.
>>77347697
Commie/socialist policies is the reason you get help if you get injured/sick, why you don't starve if you lose employment, why you (although it was lost on you and people who responded to me) got an education at decent schools.
>>77349324
All that will happen to Independents is exactly what happened to Clive Palmer and PUP they'll all split and side with the ALP or be sidelined in a HUNG parliament.
>>77348847
M90 no one cares if your of another race, if you put Australia first before your nationality your as Australian as anyone else.
>>77347566
Even the fuckwits voting Labor in these threads have pride in our country. If you hate it so much, fucking leave. I have travelled round the world (even to your Europe socialist utopia) which has made me appreciate and love my country even more, because I know how shit the rest of the world is.
>>77349295
Imaginary lines saying THIS SLICE OF ESRTH IS MINE!!! is bullshit though. No one owns the earth we're all fucking human. Tribalism is the only reason we haven't explored the universe or cured all disease, we're too busy fucking each other over.
>>77349412
>Government school
>Education
Also they are not the reason people get help when sick, doctors are the reason people get help. Private charity stops people from spending their entire life on the dole.
All Right wing indies need to support the LIB candidate in their electorate make them work for you you;ll never do it on your own.
What does /pol/ think of this strapping young gentleman
>>77349543
No environmental regulation is why we can't eradicate disease such as malaria. It is also the same reason third world economies cannot develop and are dependent on foreign aid and are such unstable hellholes.
Commie attitudes towards psychology and genetics are also what stops us from identifying what makes sick fucks whom literally are happy when others suffer.
>>77349511
I didn't say I hate it, but it is a shithole.
>internet sucks ass
>anti-intellectual/sporting culture
>nanny state
>housing unaffordabilty
>racism + ethnic ghettos
>living out of a major city restricts opportunity
Being proud of being Australian is a fucking meme. You're literaly being a good goy
Oi cunts I'm stuck in Deutschlandistan. How do I vote? Pauline needs me.
>>77349543
Right so your a believer that the entire population of Africa should have the right to move here, flooding our population with unskilled migrants with a culture completely the opposite of our Western based one, because "we are all human". That is just irrational, leading me to thinking you are baiting.
I had a similar ideology to you once when I was quite young and naive. Then I did volunteering work in Africa and travelled around India and other poor countries. Sure there are many genuinely nice people, but most of them are unskilled and would not fit in to our nation at all. I recommend you do something similar to me, as you have obviously grown up in an inner city with a massive sense of self-entitlement and a belief that the world is naturally altruistic and benevolent.
>>77347049
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.
>>77349412
>decent schools.
Commies and socialists are why the NAPLAN exists, despite essentially every piece of education literature pointing out the high stakes testing is detrimental to education quality and student well being. Commies and socialists are behind that safe schools shit that was indoctrinating children into becoming homosexuals. Commies and socialists are the ones pushing the idea in schools and universities that White people invaded Australia and destroyed some mythological aboriginal civilisation.
All of things you mentioned existed in National Socialist Germany.
>inb4 hurr dey werz socialist
Yes, but not Marxist socialist. Big difference.
>>77349878
I believe in a one world government and no borders, so, yes. It wouldn't happen overnight though, but the earth should be united.
>>77347566
>self hating cucktorian detected
Kill yourself degenerate. This country was GOAT until your kind destroyed it.
>>77350070
And before you retort that it cannot happen because
>races and cultures are too different!
That's only because of conservatism.
If everyone was educated and progressive there wouldn't be a problem with open borders.
>>77350159
Enjoy the demise of your archaic culture then.
>>77350195
Right so what about places like Iraq where different peoples were placed together like leftists always complain about?
>>77349868
>Internet sucks ass
Won't dispute that, although where I live it's fine
>anti-intellectual/sporting culture
Anti-intellectual in what way? Would you prefer Islam to take over, which is of course what is the most likely result if we were to open the boarders. Australia was also built on sport, as beating the English was a past time even before we federated. It helped us cement not being merely an extension of the empire.
>nanny state
Tell me where it's better? The fucking UK with EU regulations? LOL. Maybe the USA? Sure you can go shoot up a school if you want, but if you would like to get spied on by government authorities and shot by the police than be my guess.
>housing unaffordabilty
I agree, not great. Particularly in Inner Sydney and Melbourne. Yet what's your solution? You want to flood the fucking market with overseas investors and immigrants. And again, tell me where you believe it is better in the world.
>racism + ethnic ghettos
>racism
>bad
Oh no, some leb get's fucking "disenfranchised" because the majority of the population doesn't want to bend over backwards for a minority.
>living out of a major city restricts opportunity
Tell me of a country where this doesn't occur. And it has to be roughly the size of Australia. Saying fucking Switzerland, a country smaller than Tasmania, is not an argument.
>>77350195
What do you know about the 1800s?
>>77349808
Cop Killer and criminal.
>>77350041
So which independents are going to have NAPLAN scrapped I haven't heard any of them say they will?
>>77349543
>No one owns the earth we're all fucking human.
Irrelevant. I am separated by about 40,000 years or more of evolution from aboriginals and share nothing in common with them in regards to culture, native language, religion, or even allelic frequencies. A few dozen more thousand years may have led to a speciation event.
>Tribalism is the only reason we haven't explored the universe or cured all disease, we're too busy fucking each other over.
Do you have a source for this? The more likely scenario is that the West (the source of the vast majority of scientific and medical breakthroughs) wastes trillions of dollars trying to fix the third world either through social programs, wars to topple problematic governments, as well as opening up our lands to these people and paying for their stay. Realistically, if the West abandoned the third would to its fate, we would have a lot more resources to fuel expeditions into space (which were going along quite nicely until the failed social policies of the 60s and 70s took hold and began to eat away at the West).
On the contrary, tribalism drives innovation. The space race was fueled by it.
>>77350195
Conservatism in what way? That national governments cater their own people and try and solve their own citizen's problems rather than provide education to those who generally resent them?
How do you teach someone from Afghanistan that women should be treated the same as men, when they have lived their whole life and been indoctrinated by the Qu'ran to believe otherwise. How do you convince someone from Somalia that gays should not be thrown off roof tops, after all they have been taught that they are sinners and that is their rightful punishment. Any "education" by a third party, in this case the west, is oven resented by the population and generally backfires. Your so called "plan" has no basis in reality, and is resigned to marxist lectures in air conditioned lecture theatres without a real strategy.
>>77350070
So who are you voting for then? which of the above mentioned Independents that is!
>>77349543
People like you are why the west is dying go be a cuck somewhere else.
Why do we have to have literal Marxists shit up our comfy Aus/pol/ threads all the time family?
>>77350860
They infect everything like the germs they are.
>>77350860
There's some reddit page that gets linked to the threads
>>77350860
This shithole right here.
